/heem/: joanna jedrzejczyk edition

Julian Lane

for sure ive been a masvidal fan since strikeforce my guy

>>75683553
polska stronk

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WMMA makes for great pissbreaks

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joana

>>75683611
Oh yeah TUF is on tonight.

>>75683630
You're going to be so upset after 211.

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Join the team

*takes you down*
*sucks you off*

your move punk

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>>75683711
You're not gonna fool anybody with shoops that look like dogshit. Get it together

>>75682730
literally unironically true

Sooner or later women will be taken to the ground and graped, BJJ will help them stop the attacker. They can't outrun or overpower an average goof. Thank you Bisking for thinking about our mothers and sisters.

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Listen to the woman Jon CALM DOWN just CALM DOWN

>>75683553
It's kinda weird to see my cousins photos on 4chan. But I guess it could be worse.

>>75683830
>more interim belts
Wew

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SHART IN MART IS BACK

>>75683761
It's funny because Max is gonna eat him up like a burger.

>>75683830
lol
>cheats
>gets signed finally
>cheats and ruins a card
>gets a belt anyway

>>75683848
Coming soon: interim interim titles

>>75683910
They shouldve only used her for superfights at catchweights

>>75683946
she'll probably miss 145 anyway

>>75683866
fun grappler desu

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Looks like Coral Springs is back

Get in here freak bitches

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YSybjsqJc8

Poland just sit out your ban stop posting lol.

>>75683780
>he thinks i made that
>he doesnt realize that has been circulating instagram for days and even Megan posted it

you really should get better at trolling m8. all of my fight posters look exactly the same and they're better than that

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just a lil heeminder for y'all

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triggered freak still seething about getting btfo last thread

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>that creativity

Who is your favorite female fighter? UFC only.

Anyone have smug Bisping drinking from glass?

Anthony Pettis returns to lightweight and will face Jim Miller at UFC 213

zh.clicrbs.com.br/rs/esportes/noticia/2017/05/anthony-pettis-retorna-aos-leves-e-enfrentarajim-miller-no-ufc-213-9785533.html

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Why are elbows not banned? They're senseless and barbaric.

>>75684397
Love that fight

>>75683876

Why do you think max is a bad matchup for Aldo?

Docksperg you're a pathetic manlet who basically got mentally destroyed by a shitposting canadian somali, think about that for a bit. Heem yourself

>>75684397
BJPenn.com just confirmed it. Nice fight

https://www.rt.com/sport/387028-frank-mir-usada-interview/

>>75684488
Height and size, his footwork, his adaptability, how sound his fundamentals are etc. The nova unao school of fighter is pretty much designed as the antithesis of the classic american two dimmensional wrestle-boxer that was dominating MMA a few years ago and Max is just so far evolved from that its not even funny.

Rockhold just said he's starting a camp. Whittaker fight?

>>75684688
hopefully, maybe at UFC 213 or headline the TUF finale the night before?

Reminder Charlie Ward killed a guy

>>75684828
213 desperately needs fights, only official one they have is cody and tj

>>75685029
those are the 2 best fighters in the world though

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>>75685029
I wouldn't say it badly needs fights because all of those should come through + Miller/Pettis

>>75685029
They do have a bunch of others on deck that are basically confirmed but not official

Eugene S. Robinson

>>75685108
>Travis Browne is gonna get Ezekiel choked

BASED

>>75685108
>ezekiel choke from bottom mount guy
based.

that card looks pretty week compared to 205 tbf

>>75685217
its not finalised yet, TJ said that he was told that he will be a co-main when he signed the contract.

>>75684682

True, but Aldo has very good striking and defense, unlike a lot of his teammates, so idk. Also I think max's height will work against him vs Aldo because his reach is short, so he might have to widen his base and open up for leg kicks

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>>75685264
>hw sw fw all booked, ww/lhw rumored on 29th, mw in october, >demitrious, >nunes
who's available...

can it be?

>>75685422
Women's Bantamweight

>>75685422
I've heard that Ferg/Diaz was being discussed for the interim title. Maybe Woodley?

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>*blocks your path*
>*approaches you and gets in your space*
>"What did you say about Conor McGregor beating me?"

What do?

>>75685264
>most anticipated fight of the year
>co-main

Holy fuck, how bad is Dillashaw's wife """"manager"""" at negotiating.

She should stick to managing his dick into her mouth.

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>>75684416
probably this bait, but i take it.

elbows always are nice, is part of the fighting, one of the bases of the oldest competetive striking martial art, muay thai, and without elbows the clinch and ground work is more boring, and is unnatural, a lot of people would be DQ bc and accidental elbow, just like now happens with knees to grounded opponents.

the ideal ruleset is pride rules + elbows, or old one fc rulest, what where pride rules + elbows - head stomps, if you have fear someone can break a neck if head stomp someone trapped in the cage.

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Tyrone Woodley mocks ‘stupid’ Demian Maia for taking Jorge Masvidal fight at UFC 211

https://www.google.com/amp/www.mmamania.com/platform/amp/2017/5/3/15529062/tyron-woodley-mocks-stupid-demian-maia-taking-jorge-masvidal-fight-ufc-211

>>75685527
>>most anticipated fight of the year

neither are a proven draw

>>75685472
>nunes vs val main eventing the july show

>>75685474
woodley said he was fighting on the 29th, the dc show. whos he gonna main event with? everyone is booked other than wonderboy and nick is off in some strip club.

I'd be okay with ferg vs diaz toobeehaitch

>>75685502
>pull guard
>submit within 2 minutes
>wipe a single bead of sweat off my forehead

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>>75685587
>2 minutes

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>>75685502
call him manlet, throw him, get in the back, put his pants down, start colonizing.

>>75685582
well now cyborg is rumoured for the 29th so I doubt they will have 3 title fights on a regular PPV

>>75685651
Pinche Espania, no seas mamon

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>>75685648
idk if i hate her or i love her.

>>75685587
>2 mins to submit a manlet who has no ground exp

>>75685651
You are queer as blazes

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>>75685680
>the butthurt on /heem/ if tyron defends against nick

>>75685651
Wait...are you a girl?

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>>75685559
>Tyrone

Still mad he beat up wonderboi?

>>75685569
Cody is literally the next Conor, but OK bud.

If they aren't given a chance to draw then of course they will never be a "proven draw."

UFC management sure likes to set up these self-fulfilling prophecies, like giving DJ a shitty 5pm PDT time slot on Easter weekend, alongside NHL playoffs, with minimal advertising and promotions.

Worst numbers of any Fox card ever. WOW WHAT A SURPRISE DANA AND ARI YOU FUCKIN COCKSUCKAS.

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>>75685813

>>75685722
I gave a cautious overestimate because I'm a 120lb woman.

>>75685864
Adanette?

>>75685840
How does Dana let shit like that go?

>>75685813

He looks mexican now lol

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>>75685840
Still MAD????

>>75685913
because its a sport about fighting and controversial smack talk is good for the sport?

This isn't a care bear atmosphere. These people will punch each other in the face in front of a crowd of people cheering those punches.

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>>75685775
>girls
>on /heem/

there's more faggots on 4chan than girls, specially on /sp/

>>75685957
Lol even if Thompson won I wouldn't be parading like the massive faggot you are, both fighters looked terrible

>>75685913
>>75685967

It's fake you idiots

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How impoertnant is learning a second language for gaining more appeal in MMA?

More important than meme jitsu?

>>75685984
No way really!!!

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>>75685977
>e-e-ven if wonderboi won i wouldn't be rubbing it in every single day

LOL

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>>75683830
An interim belt in a devision(of 3) that was made for you
How fucking sad

>>75685831
>Cody is literally the next Conor, but OK bud.

fighting wise maybe but the guy has no charisma

>>75685994
Helps alot, notice how Kelvin is learning Portuguese to become Brazil's boy after deleting all Huezillian fighters
>>75685999
That was before the fight, my statement still stands after the fight "they both looked like shit"
>>75686014
Sad!

>>75685689
I hate all the bandwagon fans. Cheering for a woman with fake tits all week then just jumping over to the winner.

>>75686053
>literally no possible way Tyron wins
>There are people who actually believed this

>>75686103
Before both fights I felt it could go either way if tyrone blacksploded like he did on Lawler but just stayed hesitant. After the first fight o thought Thompson would out point him like Rory did but they both disappointed

Nate is on MMA Hour right now btw

>>75686357
Keep us updated bongistani sir

>>75686384
doubt I'll even be listening carefully was hoping someone else would if I mentioned it lel

>>75686357
no one gives a fuck

>>75685831

>Cody is literally the next Conor

Only way I see this happening is if he goes on some insane Silva-tier win streak. He's too dumb to draw on the basis of his personality like Conor does, his manlet status works against him, and he doesn't have a built-in fanbase from his home country. He's just not a natural draw the way Conor is.

Sure, he's an exciting fighter, but there are lots of exciting fighters, many of whom have more impressive wins and are in more popular weight classes.

Not saying he couldn't still hit Conor's level, but he'd have to be so overwhelmingly skilled and consistent that people would be forced to take notice, which he hasn't been as of yet.

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>>75686401
Damn, I'm at work at don't want to waste up my data plan. Hopefully someone ITT will follow suit
>>75686427
Shut up goof, beat it get lost!

Nate did say he sees rumour of him and Nick fighting people but they've barely been in contact so doubt shit all's happening with either of them

>>75686462
Fucking dumb, UFC had their chance for 209

>special nate diaz interview
>dude has no news whatsoever
why ariel you dick

>>75686488
*hold on I've got Tony ferguson on the line*

>>75683876
>FOR SURE BEEN A CONOR JORGE AND MAX FAN SINCE STRIKEFORCE MY DUDE

Silly casual

>>75686159
>Changing your story

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Proof that UFC is a USADA jew rigged event

https://www.rt.com/sport/387028-frank-mir-usada-interview/

>>75686540
I'm not the guy he screencap'd

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>tfw you cant understand Nate

Nate says he's not fighting anybody over rumours
The real gold's with him so these guys need to fight each other

>>75686584
Nah, fuck that

>>75685108
>All those bangers just to prop up a manlet battle
All divisions below 170 need to get scrapped.

For me, it's Demian "Ruthless Wonderboy" Masvidal

>>75686584
>The real gold's with him
LOL

>>75686597
He said he's not biting the bait but they can call him and shit, but no one has.

He also said Tony is supposed to be Conor's fight and Nate isn't going to do Conor's work by fighting him for him or these other guys

Also Ariel is literally the one that instigated Tony/Nate lmao

>>75686645
Since strikeforce days my dude

>>75686602
t.obese NEET

>>75686693
Ariel is such a filthy kike.
Legitimately cannot stand him

He goes Tony and Conor have the same manager so they're working together now by trying to send Nate to Tony. He goes he beat Conor's ass and Conor should want to fight him

But then he says he'll fight a star if someone rises up.

>>75686734
Be silent, Ariel is a SAINT

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JORGE BLESS

>>75686772
>Trump supporter

the recent trend suggests that he is getting BTFO

>actually watching at least an entire hour of Nate Diaz's unintelligible sperging where he doesn't produce an actual original soundbyte

>>75686801
The fact he's fighting backpack suggests he's getting btfo'd

>>75686801
>>75686824
Masdival is going to GAHDOOUCHE all over his face

>>75686772
Roid gut?

Nate goes he's 174 right now eating whatever and is calling bullshit again on them talking like he's a 200lb monster and Conor was some sort of saint going up

Fucking nate sounds like Walt Jr from Breaking Bad

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who is brendan swab lol

>>75686824
Jorge's defensive grappling are some of the best out there, very hard to take down and even when he is he pops back up quickly. The fact Maia doesn't mix it up with anything standing makes his takedowns just that much more predictable

>>75686873
lmaooo

He goes it's his PR team that set up the Kimmel and Fallon interviews no one else

>>75686855
>on them talking like he's a 200lb monster and Conor was some sort of saint going up

Nate was 244 lbs in there soaking wet

So whats really happening

Tony?Conor?Home smoking weed?

>>75686892
Been rewatching breaking bad since friday. Watched like 6 episodes today and then pop up this interview and its cholo non cerebral palsy walt jr on ariels show

>>75686968
Tyron trying to bait Conor is basically Tyron begging Conor for a pay day.

>>75687044
And Conor is begging Floyd

>>75686968
He's not for Tony. He's not into the idea of being baited into fighting what he feels is Conor's fight.
He's saying Conor and Tony have the same manager, so the manager must have suddenly planted the seed in Tony's mind to fight Nate so it kind of makes it easier for Conor too. At least I think that's his mindset. He says someone needs to light a fire under him if they want to fight, Tony should have gotten against Nate when he had the chance after Khabib but he stayed quiet so he's not buying into all the fake trash talk now and biting the bait.

He was offered Tony for July however. He said he accepted under certain circumstances but it was rejected and then he realised the above stuff.

Anyone have the md5 hashes for the Brendan Swab photos?

>>75687108
Don't even think you need them anymore desu

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*teleports behind you*

Heh, not bad kid. Now watch this.

*backflips over you*

These blades were crafted in the bowels of a volcano; sharpened on the fangs of the devil himself. Do you really think you can defeat me, Max?

*teleports behind you again*

You are no match for a warrior of my calibre.

*hits you with dull side of blade*

Next time I will show no mercy.

>>75686923
>le Heavyweight Nate meme

Please just fuck right off with these stupid reddit memes.

He was offered Tony but wanted more money and they said no
Ariel tried to get how much he wanted lel

>>75687154
Relax

>>75687146
Well my standard of cleanliness is genocide, but yes /heem/ is looking a lot better these days.

>>75687178
He probably wanted 1 million

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>>75687178
>>75687204
It's quite simple actually

>>75687249
faaaake

>>75687285
It's real bro, ask Fabricio

Kek Nate goes Conor quit in the 3rd round against him and was making those whiny sounds

Then he talked about the moment in that SHOOK webm that gets posted all the time where Nate walks in after beating Goobs in the press conference. He's saying Conor's the bitch that needs to fight him since the decision wasn't really revenge

so will tony fight barboza now or is he just going to hold out all the way until september/october for khabib?

>>75687307
Fuck Khabib, make him fight Kevin Lee

>>75687074
great trancription m8 thanks

Nates is all pumped up,talking too much shit right now

>>75686850
No chance, if anything he wins by decision

>>75686851
No not everyone has a flat stomach

>>75686890
For sure looked like some of the best against Rustam Khabilov

Frankie Perez vs. Chris Wade

who wins this fight of the year candidate?

>>75686851
Maybe alcohol gut.
Also guts are normal. Most people suck it in during photo ops or whatever.

>>75687305
>you now remember when Nate said Thomson was making "lady noises" in their fight

>>75687365
Khabilov could not take down Masvidal. Khabilov also has some decent striking and was able to consistently feint the takedown and land overhand after overhand on Masvidal. He basically won Round 3 because of some ridiculous spinning meme shit

>>75687418
Yeah, right before he layed Nate the fuck out

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Anthony Pettis is fighting?
I think he beats Jim Miller easy

>>75687459
Stop posting that .jpg mate, it triggers my autism

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>>75685840
little cuck

So we all know who the goat hw,lhw,mw,ww is but who is the goat lightweight /heem/? I think it's bj Penn personally

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>>75687475
But it's a .png?

>>75687504
That nigga a poptart

>>75687500
Gomi

>>75687500
BJ Penn beat up the cast of TUF
by resume it's Benson Henderson

>>75687500
Fwonkie Pedgar

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>>75687500

>>75683818
cto ti pierdolis

Nate's talking about guys like Silva and Aldo talking about being unhappy now and saying Conor is getting all the attention but he says they should have stepped their game up when they were champ and called for more money and stuff then

>>75687576
But silva was treated like a prince when he was champ, after that he was forgotten

>>75687542
Man I wish wec had merged earlier prime bj would have wrecked Henderson and cerrone

>>75687500
Benson Henderson

I love Nate

Apparently no one called Nate for 209

>>75687500
little evil

Did Nate just try insult Anthony?

Nate looking thicc, You think hes up to 350lb?

Dana sent Nate a mould of a middle finger as well as a print

>A 30 years old man getting middle finger gifts

>>75687703
Don't be fucking stupid

He's 250

I'm 30 minutes behind but this nate interview is gold

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>>75687150
Wasted movement

>>75687745
Tbqh at least 400.

>>75687742
Whats wrong with that?

dana is so lame but i wish he would send me money

What does everyone reckon the ballpark for Nate's IQ is?

Keep in mind, McGregor is sharp on the mic but is around 95 AT BEST

>>75687779
its kinda childish

>>75687795
I think he's quite smart honestly

>>75687812
He's a fighter he's allowed to be

>>75686873
he's been sounding really bad lately

>>75687795
I think Nate is smarter than we give him credit for but with his lisp and the way he speaks he comes across as not very intelligent.

>>75687813
I think hes smart in his own way. I love it though

>>75687795
Hey, little stupid bitch, I already told your dumbass the only dollar amount that matters is gross annual income.

You're low income broke bitch.

I dont give a shit about Gay Dickass on the MMA Shoah

Please be more mindful. Thanks.

Conor is going to give nate so much shit for this interview and nate is just having fun.

Guys! I called somebody a zilch today, it was so satisfying

>>75687859
Definitely not the "traditional" smart, but I do think he's not nearly as dumb as everyone makes him out to be

>>75687859
Recently I've been put off with all the shit talking he's been doing but this is making me realise how nice he is.

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>>75687500

Is Conor or Aldo the goat Feddaweigh?

0 Defences with an undefeated record vs 7 or 8 defences but always pulls out with 0 finishes

Nates dog is so cute

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Who should Northcutt fight next?

>>75687919
Child pregnancy

>>75687919
Lando. The huge weight difference should make up for the skill gap

>>75687919
al iaquinta

Something I've learned on /heem/: people that talk about IQ are low income and people that talk about height are morbidly obese.

>>75687919
No one. Not until he gets his ground game sorted out.

>>75687958
People that talk about low income are manlet dockworkers

>>75687958
>>75687977
LOL nice job, retard

>>75687977
>deleting your post because of a spelling error
lol how fragile can you be

>>75687984
>my reputation
This is an anonymous imageboard you moron, no one cares about some idiot like you, get some real life friends.

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Nate just gave the world that friendly heeminder

>>75687995
Whats it like being poor? Take a picture of the inside of your home. I want to laugh.

>>75688008
>5 feet 4 inches
lol.....just lol....

>>75688024
You dont have friends though. You were larping on here the other day about getting a text message from a girl while you were "in class" lmao

So many little underage losers on here having to play pretend.

>>75688024
You made a post sperging out about your reputation on 4chan, what kind of loser does that?

I can't tell who is more an entertaining poster Spainsperg or Polandbro

>>75688050
what about Scatfam

Why are Tyron fans so sensitive? They seem to be offended if you are a fan of any other welterweight.

>>75688055
He's a manlet dockworker

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Who's your favorite mulignan in the UFC?

>>75688084
Cannonier FINNA be my low-key mulignan

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Do you want to see Joanna win?

>>75688098
THASRITE

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will you pay for this?

For me it's Francis "The Predator" Ngannou

>>75688118
Maybe if I'm going out and not watching it alone in my room like a hermit.

>>75688118
Is claudia vs karolina really the co main event?

>>75688135
two top 5 fighters going at it (jk)
yeah it is unless they can get Anderson and Romero

>>75688135
Spider vs Romero interim MW title ;)

>>75688138
>he thinks cause I'm not some little twerp child I dont know what university is

lmao stay in your lane little boy.

>>75688138
Get some real life friends spergo, no one cares about your "reputation" on a website that has an MLP section.

>Absolute state of your life when you actually treat this place as a friend simulator

>>75688145
>>75688149
>Silva vs. Romero
In that case, that should be the main event

>>75688008
Id rather be poor than be a fucking manlet. No money in the world will make you not look like a child sized man.

Soooo many little kids on /heem/. It's sad. When I was in my late teens/early 20s I was in the military earning money, seeing the world, learning skills, making memories, getting laid, killing nonwhites. I hardly ever used the computer for anything besides downloading music. But there's kids here glued to 4chan all day. There was actually a kid on here that admitted to posting on /heem/ while, get this, riding on a BUS!

>>75688183
it would only be an interim title fight

>>75688184
Stop projecting and get some real life friends spergo.

>>75687919

He should take a break until he has his shit together. He can't defend takedowns very well, his standup is sloppy and his grappling is embarrassingly bad. If he wants to be top 10 in the future he needs to get to a point where his atheleticism isn't being nullified by his lack of technical ability.

>>75688201
Or no belt. It's ridiculous an interm is even considered

>>75688205
Let him be, buddy. We are the closest thing to friends he's got. Can't you see he chose to be a namefag so he can stand out and be recognized?

Romero vs Silva
Who?

>>75688220
that too, yeah, both of them seem to want it though

>>75683553
She could have been goat.

Shame she fucked JJ

Wish /heem/ wasnt all about people trying to make a name for themselves on 4chan of all places. I mean watching spain trigger people is funny and all but this shits turning into a soap opera

Based Janny

>>75688279
Shut the fuck up, nerd. Youre the worst one. Always larping about lifting weights as if anyone gives a fuck.

>>75688279
It's the Docksperg, friend simulation triggers him

>>75688279
This happens in literally every internet community.

>>75688279
He's not triggering anyone, more like triggering himself, every time he starts sperging out and derailing the thread cause he was never hugged enough as a child.

Why the HECK was Spain banned? He was simply replying to docksperg

Are there any virgin fighters in the UFC?

>spainsperg got himself banned again
another one down, just a few more autists to go and this general might be browsable for once

>>75688317
janitors hate fit, attractive people

Imagine caring about your "reputation" in an anonymous anime imageboard such as 4chan.

What a loser!

>>75688341
He didn't get himself banned, docksperg just spams reports and janitors ban without checking

>>75688330
Jessica Andrade, Jessica Aguilar, Tecia Torres, Raquel Pennington, Jocelyn Jones-Lybarger, Amanda Nunes, Nina Ansaroff

The next time someone says that weed isn't bad for your brain, I will show them the Diaz interviews.

Who would win Johanna or spic girl?

>>75688357
Cheeky little fucker
>>75688361
It's the Schaubtier CTE

>>75688361
Are brits usually anti-weed? I know Bisping isn't a fan of weed and its culture either.

Might consider moving to the UK just for that desu

>Spergy got banned again

Lol make /heem/ great again.

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>>75688361
No one cares that youre an underage twerp with no friends. I smoke top shelf chronic every day and I have more money than you ever will.

>No Schaubfag
>No Spain

Honestly Adan is the least annoying out of the gimmick posters

>>75688417
Stfu Adan is worst out of those two

>>75688417
he's the OG

EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE OF OUR BOY DOING STANDUP

KILLING THE GAME

https://youtu.be/-hFUe4Tg0Cw
https://youtu.be/-hFUe4Tg0Cw

>>75688387
not really, its just a bit more difficult to get

>>75688294
Thats not me
>>75688303
yeah i guess. just getting worse is all
>>75688295
That the midget that boasts about being rich cause hes 5'4 and would lose to pvz?

>>75688387
Nah, plenty of stoners here

>>75688440
I'm not 5'4 but hey whatever you have to tell yourself, broke little bitch.

>>75688417
They're all equally annoying and what a difference it can make when even one of them gets banned.

>>75688455
I too would lie about being such a manlet

Is the cody autist banned too? Haven't seen him in a while.

>>75688431
H8rs btfo

No recovering from this one

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Any other Gunnar Nelson fans?

>>75688440
Just visit the Katawa Shoujo general on /vg/

Those faggots literally have made 3000+ threads about a game that is 8 years old and has had no updated content to it. Its filled with namefags and gimmick posters. People who don't have a significant life decide to make one over 4chan

Which gimmick do you prefer?

Angry dockworker who is apparently really rich and totally not a manlet

or

Friendly Canadian who posts personal blogs

>>75688475
Are you seriously bragging about having $2700? Really?

>>75688495
None you weirdo

>>75688423
>>75688464
What does Adan do that is annoying? I usually can't tell him apart from a regular Canadian poster...I think?

>>75688431
>30 seconds in I'm the CM Punk of comedy

Cringe

>>75688455
Rather be a broke bitch and 6'4.
Money situations are reversable. You will never be one inch taller than you are now. And granted being tall isnt everything but if i was as short as you i would hang my self.

Nate Diaz's big announcement: "Fuck all y'all motherfuckers"

>>75688530
Watch this
https://youtu.be/-hFUe4Tg0Cw

>>75688508
He's the only canadian, spams stupid one sentence questions in threads,makes early threads,posts cringe inducing poems. And spergs like nobody else when he isn't OP

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>>75688508
You must be really, really new.

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>>75683553

>>75688516
$2700? Really dude? That's not even 2 months rent dude.

>>75688485
apparently magny is ducking him

>>75688525
Schaub is 6'4" and rich.
Check it
https://youtu.be/-hFUe4Tg0Cw

>>75688495
I unironically get more entertainment from coral springs dude or spainsperg. canadas pretty cool too i guess.
In the beginning i kinda had dockspergs back a little but this shits getting to mental illness levels.

>>75688536
if justin beiber was a hispanic lesbian woman

>>75688541
>rent

lmao

>>75688545
Neil looks like an extra Wayans brother

>>75688554
>coral springs dude or spainsperg
RIP both

>>75688561
You're bragging about having $2700? Should have at least shopped it and added 2 more zeros.

>>75688555
If Justin Bieber was taller, better looking, a better fighter, funnier, and browner he might compare to this.

https://youtu.be/-hFUe4Tg0Cw

>>75688554
Can you guys like...not give them a (You) when they say stupid shit? Its not hard

>>75688554
Dockguy went full autismo when Spain returned talking about the other Spain poster making him look bad

>>75688552
Schaubs pretty cool tho. Was the one i followed back in that TUF with doot and rampage. To bad his chin is shit. Good for him hes a succesful podcaster now and doing well in comedy.

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>>75688564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6KdLiqa9q8

>>75688611
That's the worst type of investment, seek help autismo

The spainsperg is unironically lurking this thread right now with tears in his eyes, it's okay lil guy we'll still be here 3 days from now to be your friend simulator

>>75688611
no respect unless you're making ur own app for ETH to be honest

>>75687888
shut up you absolute zero

>>75688593
>Schaubs pretty cool tho
Bit of an understatement w

>>75688611
I know what ETC and BTC are, but my guy, you're seriously bragging about having $2700?

How did you guys know Spain was banned? And what for? He wasn't spamming or nothing

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Docksperg so good at shining shoes I swear he'd make ya Fuck'n shoes shine. Hey Dockie! Go get your shinebox!

>>75687919
damn his gf is cute

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How would I do in the UFC?

>>75688671
probably excessive shitposting

Tbqphwyf I put a $300 into ETH when dockie first suggested it last august and its worth $2500 now.

>>75688671
Off-topic attention seeking like the loser he is

is this >>>/biz/ or /heem/

>>75688659
Im a fan, think its a bit to many catchphrases and shit but i used to watch alot of tfatk. bit behind on podcasts lately tho (including jre)

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>>75688708
>tries to throw lead kick off jab
you aren't slick like wonderboi you cuck

>bragging about the money you've made on a Zimbabwean fruit picking message board

>>75688714
Smart lad. Glad someone here listened.

I posted when my union was hiring and only one guy replied saying he mailed in a postcard.

>>75688098
he's MY low-key boy, if all you other zilches boy him he wont be lowkey no more. STOP

>>75688220
>>75688247
nice try bisping, its an interim so you cant run away from daddy roidmero no mo

>>75688118
>the most p4p talented main and co-main yet

Without a doubt my dude.

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Can we get back to MMA discussion please?

How do you guys feel about Poirier vs Alvarez?

>>75688798
>its an interim so you cant run away from daddy roidmero no mo
lmao buddeh interim won't mean shit I'm fighting Whitaker anyway. It's just that it would make no sense when Bisping is scheduled to fight

>>75688812
Schaub would heem them both.

>>75688750
If you don't know the secrets of Kyokushin Karate then shut up

>>75688787
Pathetic huh?

>>75688812
Alvarez wins. No discussion needed. Poirier hasn't been the same since Conor

>>75688812
>How do you guys feel about Poirier vs Alvarez?

Not looking forward to it honestly, I feel like it's gonna be a slugfest and no clear winner will come out of it cause it's gonna be a dodgy split decision. If Poirier wins then he doesn't get a title-shot or even contendership, if Alvarez wins it does nothing for him either.

>>75688467
where did this 5'4 meme come from?

>>75688525
Being that short in the Netherlands would indeed be worth committing suicide over.

Much less of a deal in America. There are greater things to worry about in life.

And being poor can indeed be irreversible thanks to the notion of the "poverty trap" which rich people like to ignore the existence of by appealing to such things as "muh bootstraps."

>>75688820
>lmao buddeh interim won't mean shit I'm fighting Whitaker anyway
Michael is that you?
>>75688856
Docksperg needs a booster seat to operate company truck