/heem/ - What Do These Two Have In Common? Edition

>>75677022
ROIDS

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just a lil heeminder

*raises paw*

They are holding up their own divisions because they are too scared of its challengers?

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>>75677054
You're like a woman with that webm

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>>75677022
>>75677054

>>75677046
mcgregors got too little of a girly little david beckham bitch chest to be on roids

HGH, Insulin, blood doping, but not steroids

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>>75677049
Jk, didn't post the updated one! Here you go

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@75677071
Not gonna even both giving that a (You)

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>>75677085
>M-Maybe if I post the same submission over again I'll get my point across

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Who keeps on shoping gooby to make him look shorter?

>>75677088
>even le poosada inspector was out of his seat cheering

absolutely based

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>>75677099
>i'll post a majority decision, that'll show em!

>>75677071

Wow Michael Bisping, who is a MW looks smaller in that footage than he does right now! Many people are saying he was taking something! Very fishy! USADA would never have let it happen!

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>>75677132
>Nate was robbed the second fight! He clearly won!

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In response to 75677088:

It's defend yourself at all times.

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@75677159
>still loses despite the cheap shot

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>>75677158
>wow look at this majority decision, nate btfo!!!!

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>le 48-47 split decision against Thales Leites at home man

Makes you think

>literally the same loser every single time

just lmao

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>>75677220
Is that you ArchiveGOD?

Show these h8rs whats up!

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>>75677158
>S-Suprise guys, the k-king is back
Why is Conrad so insecure?

>>75677220
Found the autist docksperg

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>>75677236
>please respond

LOL

>>75677233
Gladly

>>75677189
> nate btfo
He literally was. Beat into retirement.

>>75677022
>What Do These Two Have In Common?
They're both clogging up two stacked divisions with their ducking?

>>75677256
Yeah im sure its that and nothing to do with the absence of a remotely close non-Conor payday

>>75677067
Beautiful champ

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Heeminder that docksperg went full autismo last time /heem/ made fun of Paige

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>>75677271
These are some trash bants.

>>75677271
Worked

>>75677271
Still going at it every waking moment of your life?

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>>75677289
>>75677291
Here you go sport!

As promised!

>>75677189
>>75677268
>0 judges thought Nate won

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>>75677295
Forgot my gold sticker image lol

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Watch this

>>75677315
>this triggers the sperg

>>75677289
The friendless autist is probably 17 or something. He's here every single day almost every single hour

>>75677325
You'd know all about being here all day wouldn't you archive loser?

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>>75677315

>>75677022
One's a faggot manlet and the other's just a faggot.

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>someone please respond
LMAO

>>75677332
>im rubber youre glue

>>75677344
New Zealand not holding back

They both are holding up their divisions and ducking from the person that threatens them the most only to challenge someone they think are easy for a money fight to prove something but don't realize they will get their ass kicked either way

>>75677349
Based ArchiveGOD working the marks, HARD

Thank you based ArchiveGod for saving this retched thread

>>75677408
Worked

>>75677408
>being insecure about what other people watch

Remember when you did that last thread and expected people to back you up and it didn't happen?

Is Khabib gonna fight any time soon?

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>>75677411
Remember when I made the little bitch cry lol? Good times

/heem/ is war

>>75677426
TYBAG

>>75677426
It's been almost 2 months, grow up

Hey ArchiveGOD, thanks for having my back man.

>>75677441
Still gettin WORKED

>>75677447
TYBAG

>>75677447
You are never alone on /heem/. There is not one thing /heem/ universally agrees on that you can disagree with and be unanimously bullied about by everyone

The amount of samefag is hilarious

>>75677471
Worked

>thread is almost 1/5 of the way to bump limit
>only 16 posters arguing about edrama

Face the pain no escape

THIS IS AWESOME

TYBAG

>>75677492
All it takes is one mandrama sperg to ruin a thread. Just one. Go see the state of /asp/ right now, full of autists like this one.

>>75677453
Notice how for how every post I make he makes about 4 in return? I swear every single autistic thread derailing argument you see on /heem/ involves this literal sperg

>>75677447
ArchiveGod is a blessing to this General.

Can I get a TYBAG

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>>75677509
Stop talking to yourself

>>75677522
TYBAG

Is Artem getting cut now or what?

>>75677522
TYBAG

>>75677522
TYBAG

>>75677526
>trying to rub off the GODLINESS OF ArchiveGOD

Step the fuck back you DNB!! You ain't got shit!

>hating on ArchiveGod

Don't be surprised when he comes for your threat next!

Nobody is safe from the man they call ArchiveGod!!!

>All these oblivious jackasses creaming their pants for the Docksperg

>>75677534
I feel like he shouldn't. He put up a good fight against a top 4

>>75677567
You got completely WORKED by ArchiveGOD, mark! Show some hespect or get laid, faggot!!

>>75677534
They wont cut him. They can still promote him as best friend and his sons father. Hes got one more fight to lose

>>75677584
He's a 5'4 dockworker, he kneels to me buddeh

why hasn't docksperg been perma'd yet

I'm walking around at 5'4" and 144lbs soaking wet.

You think I could make flyweight?

>>75677607
Reach?

>>75677607
>soaking wet

Errytime

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>>75677534
Am I the only one who thinks of this when I see Artem?

>>75677534
No he's cut great promos and is starting to make a name for himself outside of Conor, his match with cub went over well with the fans, his kayfabe sympathizing cockiness is something dillon should follow if he shows some improvement outside the regional shows

1-4-4

that's

1-4-4

dockweight yeh

not one a (you)'s can work a forklift like I do

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>>75677644
>he's cut great promos
>kayfabe

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Docksperg so good at shining shoes I swear he'd make ya Fuck'n shoes shine. Hey Dockie! Go get your shinebox.

>>75677653
Yes artem is making a face turn in the near future and in that meantime feed him a couple jobbers to build him up

>>75677587
Why would Dee cheat on Conor for some guy who makes less money than him, balding, and has tiny arms?

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>>75677022
did tyron announce his next fight yet?

>>75677671
*honks godfather car horn*

>>75677677
Tyrone ain't fighting

>>75677655
Worked

>>75677675
>falling for the kayfabe

lmao @ ur """life""""

>>75677677
Yes he's fighting Ben Askren in Ghana

>>75677681
Do you have a mental disorder?

>>75677677
Its Nick Diaz. Its obviously not a top 5 guy and Bisping already took the GSP option.

>>75677688
Worked

>>75677022
https://vid.me/XD7W
ngannou, the continuation of the europe domination and the start of the rise from another continent at the same time.

bw-duq
fw-connor
LW-underwears
WW-viking
MW-moose
LHW-cirkunov
HW-francis

My favorite UFC fighter is CM Punk

Brock Lesnar got me into MMA.

Conor McGregor is the best heel in mma!

>>75677696
khabib made a very good heel turn

>>75677695
Why is Derrick Lewis scheduled to fight again despite fighting more recently than Ngannou, and Ngannou still doesn't have an opponent?

>>75677220
>>75677252
>>75677349
>>75677426
TYBAG

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>>75677675
Because conor was too busy partying and fucking other women and Artem was there when she was lonely.

>>75677702
>sneakers with a suit
>that suit design
>that gay hat
>European """""fashion"""""

Remember, if you go out and are dressed like a fag, just say its European

What a sperg

>>75677701
Absolutely GODly

>>75677700
Ngannou fought in december and january. and took a vacation back home

>>75677715
I wish he didn't. Really love seeing him fight. He didn't take much (If any) damage from Arlovski either.

Does watching WWE give you mental illness?

>>75677724
Worked

>>75677700
Theyre waiting for cain to come back from injury so they can build him back up only to get put over by francis

>>75677729
I used to watch it before I got into MMA.

My favorite wrestler was Lita, owned many posters and shirts.

I watched Brock Lesnar fight Frank Mir and forgot about WWE completely. I noticed my cognitive limitations and attention span over time improved tremendously.

>>75677729
Have you seen /asp/ my guy? It's an asylum

>>75677741
Cain's career is over

>>75677749
>complains about asp

>goes to it all the time

The ultimate work

>>75677729
Nah just being a regular on /asp/. I mean DC and Chael are pro-wrestling fans and they aren't mentally ill

>>75677752
I can't even go to the mma general anymore cause demented manchildren like you completely ruined the board, the same way you're ruining this thread single-handedly.

>>75677756
Stop responding to the faggot then you dumb shit. Jesus fucking christ

>120 posts
>22 posters

I love it I love it

>>75677756
Good no-sell on the going to asp for mma general angle thatll put you over well with some of the hardcores here and make you a sympathetic heel

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>>75677753
Homosexuality is a mental disease

>>75677759
Hey fuck you bitch

Brendan Schaub is gay

>>75677777
GADOOSH

>>75677777
Pents of truth

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>>75677777

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>>75677777

Don Draper

>>75677777
savior

>>75677777
I seriously do wonder where Coral Springs is at. I guess he got a life?

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How long you been a masvidal fan my guy?

for sure since before strikeforce here.

>>75677791
Why do you care so much? Don't you have people you know in real life?

>>75677791
I doubt someone that autistic can live a normal life. I'm guessing his ban is longer than we thought or his parents finally got him the help he needs.

>take a schaub then a shower

>the friendless sperg is still going at it about god knows what

Is he still mad that Adan called his whole "I'm a worthless aspie" shtick, lame?

>>75677798
I've met Coralsprings and his brother in Miami

>>75677808
No you haven't.

>>75677811
Why are you so skeptical?

>>75677816
Easily the best heel angle in this promotion

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>>75677798
Can't a guy be curious?

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>>75677791
Nah, he just became someone else's problem. Good riddance

Remember
>never had a girlfriend

>>75677796
Those abs look shooped

>>75677841
Still gettin WORKED by ArchiveGOD

>>75677835
Imagine getting banned from
>Sherdog
>Underground
>/heem/

and on top of that never having a girlfriend while simultaneously your favorite fighter was a guy that never came close to contesting for a championship.

CoralGOD, Spain, ArchiveGOD, Dockie, know how to work the marks better than anyone

>>75677863
Seek help

>>75677859
Shouldve continued to no-sell the draper angle you had something going but broke kayfabe

>>75677852
Is his next adventure going to be in Reddit?

>>75677868
>getting worked so effortlessly by all of then

lmaoing @ ur """""life""""""

http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/floyd-mayweather-sr-fires-a-shot-at-conor-mcgregor-ill-beat-your-ass-050117

Uh oh

>>75677852
Didn't he also start some drama about himself?

>>75677879
Worked

>>75677882
Who knows. The guy was so mentally unsound anything is possible. Although I do think someone was imitating him, but his overreaction and temper tantrum was full retard.

>>75677890
>Having this much of an identity crisis

I wonder what that guy is like in real life, man.

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>>75677898

>>75677902
You do know that this wouldn't happen if they fought a third time, right?

>>75677915
Correct, Pisspee would land a jab on Puke Poohole's shit solid chin and it would be permanently deleted

>>75677921
Didn't he heem Rockhold once in a sparring match before?

>>75677938
Rockhold never denied it

>>75677941
I commend him on that. Glad it isn't like the Cody/TJ bs

>>75677938
>>75677941
>>75677953
I think it was more along the lines of Bisping just piecing him up during sparring but I wouldn't doubt knock out

>>75677890
What happened? Can you fill me in?

>>75677989
Some guy imitated him by posting Schaub pics and this really got coral springs upset. He had an identity crisis because someone was pretending to be him which is ironic since he basically lives through another man's accomplishments

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>>75677898

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Cruz post fight at 207
>No, absolutely not. I was at 100%. What you saw in there tonight was me at my best, no injuries. Cody was just the better man.

Cruz on The Meme Hour
>I only lost because injuries!
>R-Ringrust!
>If I kicked more I would have won I just forgot!

What did he mean by this?

>>75678035
Leave him alone

>>75677921

I like this new poo poo pee pee meme

>>75678035
Poor guy just wants to drink some Monster and play with his dog, lay off him

>>75678048
idiot

>>75678055
Be nice

>>75677220
His gimmick is pretty tiring desu because he does it literally every thread with few replies kek

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>>75677104

No one you weirdo

TIme for am cardio. What fight to watch?

>>75677791
He for sure got a 2 week ban. I hope he is back for 211.

>>75678179
Mom vs Dad

Marriage Counseling 9

>>75678208
Is that on fightpass?

If people would just practice aikido they would make it to the top in the rankings

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>>75678139
looks about right

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>>75678139
>>75678279

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>>75678290
Cocaine withdrawl?

Conor is based as fuck though, he's been promising to destroy 145 and 155 for years.

>>75678470
now to post this over cruickshank

>>75678470
Not much lad. Trying to get some sleep. Wish I could stay up to discuss some pro-Bisping topics with you

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Charlie Ward fights Galore Bofando (4-2) at UFC Glasgow. Both of Bofando's losses are DQs.

Check out his kicks:

https://streamable.com/h4lf7
https://streamable.com/h4lf7
https://streamable.com/h4lf7

>>75678501
>trying to get some sleep
>posting on heem
Sounds like a good strategy dummy

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>>75678470

>>75677022
Didn't those two dorks have the same manager or something?

>>75678503
so big yair

yeah both of bofando's losses were dq due to illegal strikes. so we soccer kicks boys

Seems to be a passing meme with this image
>>75668495

I nominate we adapt it for /heem/ next thread

>>75678545
the only thing is that he is like 35 and hasn't fought in over 2 years

EMBEDDED
https://youtu.be/iUAhQ6FT6hU
https://youtu.be/iUAhQ6FT6hU
https://youtu.be/iUAhQ6FT6hU

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New The Reem idiots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVkkPAFgUl0

early number for Joshua-Klitschko is over 1.5 million buys in the UK

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TELL CONOR MCGREGOR I'M COMING

>>75678916
>In the UK
You sure? Doesn't that number alone eclipse most of UFC PPV's total buys?

>>75678925
Previous record in the UK was Hatton vs Mayweather which did 1.2 million, it's worth noting that PPVs are much cheaper here though, less than half the price of the American ones.

>>75678937
Oh shit yeah. I'm surprised though because I never though Joshua/Klitschko was really all that hyped up
Plus we get UFC PPV's on BT Sport

>>75678949
Yeah Boxing is mostly PPV here and TV elsewhere, with UFC it's the opposite, PPV in America but nowhere else.

>>75678953
>Yeah Boxing is mostly PPV here

not really, we still get a ton of free boxing. For example, Canelo vs JCC Jr is free on BT Sport/Boxnation (subscription fee) but is a PPV in the US. We tend to get big UK fights by matchroom on PPV.

https://youtu.be/TaK1P2GnDdI

>I think I want to fight Jorge next

>>75679038
Big boxing, I mean. Froch vs Groves was PPV, Hatton fights were PPV, Lennox Lewis back in the day.

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Is she our girl?

>>75677422
He usually shows up once a year

>>75677422
He needs five months to cut weight so maybe he'll start soon

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>>75678035

>>75679075
yeah, big boxing for UK will be on PPV but big boxing fights for US will usually be free. Its manily because of the timing, since people aren't likely to buy a PPV for an event which is in the middle of the night.

Hold me for my first time trying to drain cauliflower ears.

Tips are acceped too

>>75679124
>trying to drain cauliflower ears.
You already have them? I thought it took a bit of wear and tear before your ears get to that stage

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Who is your favorite UFC fighter? female only.

>>75679086
Australia makes a bait thread.
I know you guys love getting others revved up, might be worth keeping an eye on it for bants

>>75679150
I roll hard every wrestling/bjj day

I don't have them big, but it is noticeable, and I rather drain them now than have them deform my ears permanently, at least for a while.

>>75679171
no thanks

>>75679180
>I roll hard every wrestling/bjj day
But you've been doing it less than a year, no? And it's not like you've been having many MMA fights to get your ears clobbered.

Just strange because I thought it'd take a while to get to that stage. Good luck though. As for tips BJJ thread on /asp/ could have some, but that's if the BJJ/Martial Arts thread on /asp/ even exists anymore

>>75679180
how the fuck do you get cauliflower ear from grappling?

>>75679218
Are you serious?

>>75679253
yes now answer my question

>>75679218
>>75679263
https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/olympics/rio-2016/2016/08/14/wrestling-cauliflower-ears-kyle-snyder/88714754/

>Chuck is thinking of coming back

Chuck vs Shogun 2

yes/no?

>>75679286
no

>>75679286
Chuck would die

>>75679296
>>75679316

But what if he has that look in his eye?

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Just when Frankie Edgar tinks he has the answer Yari Rodiregez will change the question

>>75679334

>You realise Frankie is 35

He's finished

Pretty sure I could heem TRTor in 2 rounds my dudes

*gadooshes behind you*
Heh... nothin personell my man

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>>75679364

*flops on the floor*

heh goo faight men

Seriously what is wrong with Bellator? WHy would they only offer Macdonald vs Daley on a tape delay?

>>75677702
please tell me Artem's arms are shoopd

>>75679404
bellator is terrible i'll never watch it

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>>75679414

Why would anyone do that

>>75679421
Me either. I'm just going to red spoilers and spam them all day here before the event airs on tv. I'm just pointing out the organizations incompetence.

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Artem is good because he went

>five rounds!!

With the #3 ranked guy!!1

>>75679421
Larkin vs Lima is unironically better than nearly every UFC fight this year

>>75679404
I'm supposed to be going to the event so I can post results from there.

>>75679434
Artem would heem everyone here

>>75679443
Short arms gives his counter hooks huge power. Lanklet btfo again!

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>>75679443

I would heem him, you, and every and any here

>>75679451
> drinking alcohol is cool!

>>75679436
it's better than no ufc fight ever

>>75679460
Better than Woodley-Wonderboy

>>75679456
Based Australia. Fuck anyone who drinks alcohol, especially people who claim to be martial artists.

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>>75677022
just finished my last final boys

Upcoming events:

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5/20: ACB 61 - Balayev vs Bataev
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5/26: Lion Fight 37 - TBA
5/28: UFC FN 109 - Gustafsson vs Teixeira
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6/10: UFC FN 110 - Hunt vs Lewis
6/10: Glory 42 - TBA
6/15: M1 Challenge 80 - Kharitonov vs Lopes
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6/24: Bellator 180 - Silva vs Sonnen
6/25: UFC FN 112 - Chiesa vs Lee

Previous thread: >>75666654

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News:

>Ngannou believes he can achieve a title shot in 2017
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/francis-ngannou-ufc-title-shot-possible-this-year

>Two late additions to UFC 211
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/ufc-211-gets-two-late-fights-added-including-replacement-bringing-card-to-14-total

>Anderson and Cyborg both want to fight each other at UFC 24
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/1/15509068/megan-anderson-cris-cyborg-justino-are-both-down-to-fight-each-other-at-ufc-214

>Ngannou moved to Vegas
http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/2/15519704/francis-ngannou-moves-full-time-to-las-vegas-to-get-ready-for-the-next-level

>>75679456

Fucking Australia. Fuck anyone who doesn't drink alcohol, especially people who claim to be martial artists.

>>75679471
Great to have you back NerdPad.

>>75679471
kill yourself

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>>75679481
stop shitposting, you miserable hunk of feces
nobody thinks you're funny

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>>75679471

sup spergy m'dude

Who should Paige Sletten face next inside the squared circle?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHTBfKidf4I

Big John on the Weidman/Mousasi situation
Wortha listen

>>75679454
This isn't wwe

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>>75678564
end your life

>>75678568
I doubt it will be that much of an issue, Charlie Ward is absolute ass
He obviously has a significant speed advantage and better technique, he should definitely be a favorite going into this fight

>>75679522
>end your life
That's rude af notepad, completely uncalled for

>>75679528
Notesperg is under a lot of stress. I hear finals at community college are notoriously difficult.

>>75679486
kill yourself

>>75679528

permaheem yourself

Who is your favorite female fighter? For me it's UFC strawweight Cynthia Calvillo.

>>75679522
AlHassan is spicy as fuck, imagine him vs Mike Perry

Can anyone post some Dana's?

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>>75679528
it's not funny tho
garbage posts like that should be discouraged
my dad killed himself when I was a young child
my mom remarried, so i'm someone's wife's son

>>75679535
you are a waste of human life

>>75679547
Amanda Nunes
I picked her to beat Tate and Ronda, and I like her personality and aggressive, well rounded style

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>>75679547
>Wortha listen

>>75679571
Your life is too memeable to be true. I don't even think you a real Muslim.

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>>75679564

>>75679571
Mate why are you giving me your life story. You're talking about this post >>75678564? What does it have to do with wife's sons?
Wtf?

Sorry to hear though, if you're being legit that is. I'm pretty sure your schtick is an act these days

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>>75679582
I will never understand this dude or why he's so pissed off that Dana's arm touched his

>>75679564

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>>75679576
>What kind of a LOSER goes to community college?
good question, I wouldn't know

>>75679580
do not joking about religion

>>75679605
one of MMA's greatest mysteries

What are your honest thoughts on Dana White as UFC president?

>>75679613
manchurian candidate desu

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>>75679555
it would be spicy, but I think Perry would take it due to a better ground game [he displayed some decent wrestling in grappling exchanges with Hyun Gyu Lim], more technical striking, and better cardio [every single one of Al-Hassan's fights has ended in a first round KO]

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>Ngannou moving to the United States

Does literally any good mma fighter not abandon their country for America?

>>75679630
Mousasi still trains in the Netherlands

>>75679605
The guy is fucking wasted, pretty much like me.

>>75679630
Holloway in Hawaii and Aldo in Brazil too

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>>75679643
>Holloway in Hawaii
legit laughed

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>>75679630
>Holloway in Hawaii
goof

>>75679635
He said good fighter, not a journeyman

>>75679630
Whittaker still trains in Australia, Rory and GSP in Montreal, probably a few others

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Who else thinks Whittaker would beat Mousasi

>>75679651
>>75679656
Hawaii is part of the USA but obviously not an MMA hotbed. BJ Penn and his Dad do not count.

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post yfw Michael Bisboss heems George St Eroid

Eugene s. Robinson

Zane Simon

Yeeeeea

Dr. Patrick Wyman

Kid Nate Wilcox

fight pass broke yay

Conor Neckbeard Ruebusch

Alexei Auld Arttoneyman, Esq.

Dallas Based Winston

Cuck "Luke" Thomas

Ariel "The Inquisitvie Jew" Helwani

>>75679877
?

>>75679987
is it working for you?

I literally had to hire two journeymen and an apprentice yesterday because we are so busy lately

>>75680014
Figuratively speaking though, who did you hire?

Could two featherweight stake down a heavyweight in the octagon?

https://youtu.be/i0iKk9j93dI

>>75680014
that many portions eh?

>>75680093
Dip is in high demand this time of year.

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FOTN: Joanna vs Andrade
POTN: Masvidal, Miocic

Prove me wrong.

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>>75680014

Who is chief dip?

>>75680001
I don't have it, was just wondering what was up

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lads, when is tyrone's podcast dropping? I want to hear him announce wonderboi III and his new mixtape

>>75680146
can't search, can't view anything, was fine last night
ever since they let go the original guy that was in charge it's kind of gone to shit honestly

>>75680138
FOTN Skelly Knight
POTN Yair and Masdival

Why doesn't Jon get hacked so much?

https://youtu.be/cgo9guj3RMw

>>75680147
Woodley Wondeboy 3. No strikes land until the fifth round where woodley knocks wonderboy out with the first punch of the fight
>Next time I'll let my hands go

>>75680212
the let his hands go meme is stupid, he needs to KICK

>>75680241
If he kicks he's mostly going to be taken down and lay on the ground for 5 minutes.

>>75680055
>Figuratively speaking though, who did you hire?
we don't get to pick who, really. there's a list the union provides me and I get to pick off of that.

>>75680093
>>75680101
we're dipping into a shitpile of new construction jobs this summer, it's actually unreal

>>75680145
my card says General Manager on it but my email signature says "Chief Dip" so I guess that's me

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>>75680335
Post your business card.

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>>75680358
Let's see Adan Adan's card.

>>75680358
>>75680395
haha yeah right boys I already had one of you fucks call our office in your fuckin dreams bud

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This bidniss card better say "Chief Dip" on it.
>>75680335

Just dropped 200 on Edgar and Maia

Free money

>>75680473
Thanks for the free money, lad. Masvidal fucks up Maia

>>75680484
you gotta wrestlefuck Maia to beat him laddy

he's gonna tappy Masvidal

>>75680519
yeah we'll see what happens BUD

>>75680484
Le split decision man isn't going to beat Maia friend, you got stuck on the hype train

>>75680553
Maia is going to gas himself out trying to hold Jorge down and get boxed up for the last two rounds