/heem/

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1st for Aspen Ladd

>>75560131
She looks like she sucks dick for cigarettes.

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>>75560119
Cynthiaposting is becoming as bad as Schaubposting. Wouldn't be a problem if it wasn't forced so much, even Francisco Ngannou wasn't this bad.

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>>75560187

>>75560177
its like 90% me man. its not nearly as bad as schaub posting. stop over exaggerating. I have like 4 pics and 8 webms of cynthia. the schaub guy has over 100

Who is your favorite female fighter?

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>>75560170
>that bottom right pic
gets me every time

>>75560239
Goldieforcedmemes.jpg

>>75560177
It's because you can tell it's just one guy trying to force it hard and she hasn't had any notable wins yet

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>>75560248

For sure my man.

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>>75560239

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>>75560253
the only time i ever got banned was for posting that. i would have ridden that meme into the ground

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was this knockout of the year so far or does platinum take the cake? or others?

>>75560287
Keep doing what you're doing brother

is this good training?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTaA4Dnlgd0/

>>75560301
rose's just knock down of michelle is better

>>75560301
As much as I love Platinum this wins

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is this still card of the year?

>>75560326
Yes

>>75560326
Wasn't this in December ?

>>75560326
100%

>>75560301
That's what the fucker gets for robbing Michael Johnson.
Is Smug Markwan Amirkhani done for lads?

>>75560340
january 14th my man

>>75560326
It's still only April, but yes.

>>75560326
8 fights and 6 finishes (haga vs montenegro had a tapout and choke to unconsciousness at the bell)
i dont think its even close

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>>75560326

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>Mfw the current state of affairs

>>75560446
Let's wake heem up, got any Jacare webms?

>>75560433
Smart lad

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>>75560460
I've got some gadooshes alright.

>>75560326
LOL, wmma ugly low level shit - card of the year?
Wmma shills dumber than football dank hools

do you prefer an octagon or a ring for watching fights?

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>>75560446

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Are people going to hate on Alvarez when he fights peahead?
>>75560495
Thank you based whittiers

>>75560433
that card was like 6/10 at best

>>75560433
I'd agree if the second half were as strong as the first. Aliakbari-Dos Santos and Ishii-Herring were awful. Still the runner-up tho

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>>75560502
God, I wish they'd allow me next room so I could spit in your fucking face.

>>75560502
https://www.instagram.com/p/BTa46XelFHy/
what did she mean by this

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Flyweight isn't a division

>>75560523
Jazzy "40lb advantage" Gabbert was an embarrassment. She killed the hype for the Gabi fight before it was even hyped

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>>75560510
>GADOOOOOOOSH
What did Robert "The Alligator Hunter" Whittaker mean by this?

>>75560553
Stephan Strudel is the man!

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>>75560326

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>>75560433
Shit card but Rena vs Hungarian gal alone made it better than most UFC fight night cards

>>75560553
>connor
>nn
if you made this you should stop pretending youre not a casual

>>75560561
>What did Robert "The Alligator Hunter" Whittaker mean by this?

Crocs on the barbie m8

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>>75560528
You know that I would literally kill you if you did something stupid as that

>>75560523
Yeah those fights weren't fun, at least the Jazzy-Reina one was entertaining

>>75560550
Abortion form

>>75560579
Listen to the woman Jon, CALM DOWN JUST CALM DOWN

>>75560550
That today is the deadline for filing your tax form and that it's obligatory for athletes too. She also shilled some accounting company

>>75560131
who?

>>75560568
>4 fights
that card was lame
>Caceres didn't get to meme it up
>Ngannou didn't get to be impressive because Arlovski is deleted
>Cerrone looking old
>Pena underestimating Chenko's ground game
6/10 maybe 7

>>75560594
>Stein

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>>75560611
>Thompson

>>75560190
That's not a real name, he made that up.

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>>75560579
So Jon, you just think I'm gonna sit there and let you kill me, Jon?

>Was it you, string bean?

Boxing/bjj, Muay Thai/ bjj?

Boxing: hit without getting hit
Muay Thai: Hit hard get hit hit harder back

do I only have a bad impression of Muay Thai?

>>75560605
You'll know who she is soon enough

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>>75560605
roughly 30 pounds of muscle

>>75560626
You have a pretty simplistic impression of Muay Thai, don't underestimate how much your personality shines through in how you fight. Some of the best muay thai practitioners ever rarely got hit

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>>75560622
Oh I bet I could kill you, I'm not saying I'm would fight you, I'd kill you

>>75560635
i really wish you wouldnt have ruined my strawwight image of her. i thought she was a cute twink but now shes a gross bigg

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>>75560582
There were quite a few good fights, just too much lag to be called the best of the year for me. I have really high hopes for their next few cards.

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>>75560648
Let's try, that Jon. Let's try that. Let's try that.

>>75560606
i might be biased because all my boys and girl won

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>>75560681
then surely you won the picks?

>>75560635
imagine going from this to this >>75560131

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You think I'm gonna just let you break my arm Frank?

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>>75560697
Fucking Arlovski.

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>>75560704
My fucking sides, I completely forgot about this.

DC is undoubtedly one of my top 5 boys, but he's so god damn goofy.

>>75560701
yeah that's just from 18 to 22, and with training enough to get signed by the ufc lol

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>>75560671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6uoDneu2nE

Cormier talk a lot of trash for a guy that was 49-46'ed at what he does best

>>75560553
why are goobs arms so long

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>>75560669
Promo poster for the July event. These guys are going all out I'm telling ya

>>75560730
Is that you Adan?

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>>75560730
Illegal surgery - forearm transplant

>>75560638
Thats good to hear

I don't know whit about actually practicing just hearing about some training practices and attitudes must have given me a bad microcosm of perception.


hole in the wall MMA gym near me I'd like to go to since I can just ride my bike over

One of the three coaches fought in Georgia like last week

what do you all think?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep7UyEuHank&feature=youtu.be

>>75560730
his shoulders are wide

>>75560726
I meant that she got way uglier
Not sure if that's what you meant too though
Getting punched in the face isn't good for looks anyway.

I'M NOT CRYING I'M JUST SOBER, FOR MORE THAN 5 MONTHS

>>75560774
yeah that transformation happened in only 4 years

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>>75560729
He can talk all the trash he wants, that nigga my boy.

Polandlad is such an enigma, we don't even know who his boys are.

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Artem has one of these candles by his bed, sweet smell of Oirish Bowls before bed

>>75560741
Wew, Rizin at the Fillmore. No idea who any of those are supposed to be, though.

Who is your favourite woman fighter?

>>75560760
If you go to a good gym with as little ego as possible bad practices should be kept to a minimum. For example my BJJ place spar hard and sparring is obligatory day 1, whereas muay thai place I'm starting to go to sparring is totally optional

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>>75560667

>>75560836
Adan are you still devastated by having Studboy hang up on you?

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>>75560798
I wouldn't say I have an eternal boy for good and bad, I have a bunch of guys whom I like though


And itąs very telling that you cheer for DC, you don't even like him, you just hate Jon Jones

UHHH

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>>75560863
Only degenerates have multiple boys

>>75560848
she looks so small in her fights. i dont get it

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>>75560213

Just heard Bisping's dog died

LMAOing so hard atm

What is your favourite walkout style of an ex-UFC champion walkout?

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>>75560863
Poland Jones, get your shit together, I'm waitin' for you!

>>75560882
>Not having a boy per weightclass
Pleb.

>>75560907
Listen geroges, I just had a death in the family the fight is OFF. I need time to mourn

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>>75560915
It's my career, not yours :P

>>75560882
You need a boy per weight class to create the most nerves possible on a fight night

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RIP BispDog

>>75560928
Read this dumb shit in Bisping's voice and laughed harder than I should

Who is your woman favourite fighter?

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>my favorite hobby is pretending to be other people in my 4chan friend simulator

>>75561000
Adan still seething after getting BTFO in front of everyone

>>75561021
I literally have no idea what you're talking about and I like it that way

stay obsessed you fucking idiot lol

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>>75561000

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>>75561015
its quite sad actually. these are the same people who hate on schaub btw

>>75561025
Where did you emigrate from?

When did the gimmick posting start?

Who is your favorite mma related simulated friend?

>>75561079
lithcuck is the founding father

>>75561092
Tough call, between Spainsperg and spergOP

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What are they going to name the child, /heem/?

I think it'll be a traditional Irish name, like Sheamus, or Potato.

>>75561115
Artemis

>>75561115
WOW, she went from a solid 6/10 to a generous 4

>>75561115
D-Do all women get that gross when prego? How long until they become normal?

>>75561125
Don't talk about mummy like that.

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schaub bless brothers

>>75561125
do you not know how pregnancy works?

>>75561092
Springsperg cracks me up
Spain knows how to derail a thread
Woodley race-baiter is interesting
Lithicuck is a bit too much of an attention whore

>>75561134
>>75561134

>How long until they become normal?

They dont

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQMGkw52-Lo

Wow, did you know Irish was a language? WTF I hate the British now!

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what was Raquel thinking when she saw this posted?

>>75561125
eddie

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>>75561148
>Woodley race-baiter is interesting
Heem urself my man

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>>75561060
He said it was Pakistan a while back. Kind of hilarious that the two biggest thread-warring spergs are both Muslim immigrants.

>>75561161
She looked 2/10 on TUF, especially with her 'stache

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>>75561150

>>75561153
-_-

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>>75561134

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>>75561150

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post some THIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>75561269
>still posting this picture
lol

>>75561280

she's my thinfu

Did u her that they make Mark Hunt action figure with bitch titties and small package? Salty Dana lmao

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>>75561269

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>>75561269
long

>>75561060
my dad's irish and my mother is english

>>75561181
lmao stay obsessed my bud

>>75560267
I hate tattoos so much.

>>75561318
Cub should learn from Conor, fight Aldo under the exact same conditions as the loss to avoid doubt

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The "word" is Woodley v Maia/Masvidal winner at UFC 214

Which doesn't make much sense considering it's possible one of Maia or Masvidal get hurt and having the champ currently training

Also begs the question if DC-Jon and/or Cyborg-GDR is off the card

>>75561447
That's literally the only fight to make you idiots, how did you not see that happening? Who the fuck else would Tyrone fight?

>>75561447
Maia literally takes no damage, could be safe

>>75561439
>tfw ronda rousey turned nick into an alcoholic

>>75561458
Why schedule a title fight when the title eliminator is two weeks away and its very possible one of them could get hurt?

>>75561494
In the future, you would have to be stupid not seeing Maia/Masdival winner not being next

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>>75561458
THE SEED WAS PLANTED IN NEW YAWK YA COCKSUCCA

>>75561505
Obviously. But what does that have to do with scheduling the fight already?

>>75561505
Plutonium Mike Porcini is next

>>75561518
It's not scheduled though? Why Schedule GSP vs Bisping when one is injured? That's a better question

Pettis, Ronda and Weidman justed into oblivion and yet Aldo despite having the most devastating loss of all the champs with Ronda is still unjusted.

Jose's going good, he'll beat : Holloway, Khabib and Burger king in that order

>>75561599
Jose is good fighter, casuals just meme on him because he lost to some guy that was at death's door to cut weight

>>75561611
>that was at deaths door to cut weight

And Aldo lost to this guy? LMAO

>>75561599
He probably will beat Holloway

>>75561658
Did you not see the size and reach advantage? That fight was guaranteed to end in first exchange

>>75561672
But he cut all that weight! Surely he must've had some advantage!
Oh wait Conor cuts 5 pounds more than Aldo at most and his advantage was in height and reach which wasn't even all that massive

>>75560835
RENA is the one in the middle because fangs

What's the most weight you've cut? Thinking of RDA's cut to lightweight here as the ultimate benchmark (40 pounds, give or take a few)

>>75561744
Tibau did 40-50 apparently

>>75561715
Conor has looked better at 145, it was just a bad weight cut. You are stupid if you think Conor only cuts 5 more pounds than Aldo. Even at LW he had big size advantage over Eddie. Ferguson is the one to end his LW career

Is there a sport that so freely talks about steroids and steroid accusations than MMA?

>>75561797
How much do you think he cuts? Aldo says he walks around 170. Conor has multiple said in the 170-175 range. He looks worse when cutting because he's taller. And he was clearly taller than Eddie too

>>75561840
walk around weight is not the same as fight weight

>>75561840
I don't believe Aldo walks at 170, Conor is easilly 180+ when not fighting

>>75561854
thanks tips

>>75561854
Awesome

>>75561863
>Conor is easily 180+

Lol thats absurd

Where Adan Elmi's fine ass at?

He look sexy when he gain all that weight

>>75561865
>>75561868
I mean they start their cut at a weight lower than walk around weight. Walk around weight is what they are pre-camp.

>>75561884
It's not

>>75561863
That's literally not true, he walks around at 167-175

I love when there are Brandon marks on porcelain Schaub repository and I get to blast them off with pee

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>>75561854
>walk around weight is not the same as fight weight

>>75561893
he's in jail bud lol

>>75561908
Sure

>>75561920
You are a fool if you believe that

>>75561905
Theyre still cutting weight. Losing weight is losing weight

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G A D O O S H

Is Bellator the future of MMA?

http://www.mmaweekly.com/with-ufc-dragging-its-feet-bellator-building-womens-125-pound-class

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/4/28/15475778/bellator-boosts-womens-flyweight-division-with-six-new-signings

Bellator crowning a Women's Flyweight champ BEFORE the UFC - Sad!

>>75561953
A "weight cut" refers to the two to three day period before a weight in when the fighter stops eating and drinking and tries to dry themselves out. It's not the same as losing weight through doing a camp and getting ripped.

>>75561960
Give it a rest, he's banned so let's just go Schaub-free for another day.

>>75561939
You don't know what a fit 180 pound plus 5"9 male looks like apparently, hit a gym up pal

>>75561960
Coralsperg got a 3 day vacation. He's just seething in fury watching you post this

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How would he do in the UFC?

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>>75561974
>>75561979
so you guys are refreshing mma news sites the same way Springsperg autistically refreshes heem?

>>75561985
Wow. Truth bomb after truth bomb. Any other wisdom you'd like to share?

>>75561979
>>75561974
Lollator sloppy women "fights". Meh

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>>75562027
Implying UFC’S women fighters are any better

>>75562017
You referred to the weight they lose in camp as "cutting weight" when that wasn't the case, I was just clarifying why.

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>>75562013

>>75562050
Semantics
Khabib stuffing his three-head with coffee cakes is every bit as important as sweatin it out

>>75562064
sam alvey NOT GONNA LIKE THIS HOMOPHOBIA

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What sort or Schaub receptacle is this?

>>75561979
They're trying to siphon all the girls from the UFC are too fat for strawweight and too small for bantamweight. Not a terrible idea if they're trying to build up a women's division of their own.

>>75562098
Sam Alvey vs the USADA'd corpse of Vitor Belfort
who wins?

>>75562131
Considering Alvey has looked like absolute trash in his last few fights, I'd give it to Vitorpse.

>Slobsperg numero uno gets banned
>He's still talked about more than any other fighter

>>75562116
Those Lelator women are lucky to make 30k a year and that's if they win

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>>75562131
Speaking of which did we already meme about BelfoTRT v MarquaTRT in Vitor's retirement fight?

>>75562177
It probably beats fighting once a year MAYBE on the UFC's short leash.

>>75562172
I don't know dude, there was a lot of discussion about Yair and Fronkie Poogar last night

>>75562217
*fwonkie

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What's next for Jorge after he heem's Maia?

>>75562195
They ain't fighting more in Coker's show either, but instead of 10k/10k they get 7k/7k

>>75562184
Maybe their equal levels of JUST will cancel out and it will be a spicy banger.

>>75562013
auto update on twitter

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>>75562224

>>75562217
>>75562223
Will Fronk 50-45 Yair with superior traditional boxing? We've seen memekickers fall over and over.

>>75561744
Rumble fought at 170 and now cuts to make 205

>>75562224
Secretary of Defense in Trump's administration

>>75562224
Unironically Tyron, unless they do actually put together a scrape with one of the Diazi. Other than Jorge, there's nobody left in the Top 5 that makes sense.

>>75562253
>Will Fronk 50-45 Yair
its a 3 round fight but now I sort of wish they made it a fight night main event instead

Maia + Yair + JDS is probably the best value parlay of the year right now

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>>75562300

You realize masvidal is gonna KO maia stiff, right?

Only a few years ago we had Anderson, Jones, and GSP as champs.

Now we have Bispong, DC, and Tyron.

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>n-n-n-n-next time

>>75562300
DC, Moose, Oliveira

>>75562297
I'm retarded. But still, I don't really see how Yair wins this one outside of catching Frankie with one of his flying memes. Although I suppose if Jeremy Stephens can find Frankie's chin with a kick, Yair surely can.

That said, Edgar is nigh-unheemable.

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How do I get a job at USADA?

>>75562310
dude that parlay yields +730

>>75562318
What's next for him when Maia and Masvidal both die in a plane crash?

>>75562329
You don't think Yair could outpoint fight him?

>>75562339
Goddamn, that Viking is shredded. Did they not tell him that we drug test the midcarders in America?

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>when you aren't fighting Nick Diaz next

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>>75562318
I thought dabbing died with Cam Newton at Suberb Owl 50, why is Tyrone doing it ?

>>75562348
That's 100% Frankie's game, lad. He's been doing it since before Yair could kick flip off his mamma's porch.

EFN IS LIVE

http://en.glaz.tv/online-tv/boec-tv
http://en.glaz.tv/online-tv/boec-tv
http://en.glaz.tv/online-tv/boec-tv

>>75562371
To trigger you

>>75562378
Frankie is old and slow, Yair might just KO him in the 3rd round.

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parlays are fun but I always miss by 1 and end up losing my money

I wish I was a better better

>>75562397
He doesn't trigger me tho, I don't feel one way or another about him

>>75562339
>first loss was a TKO by a guy named Mohammed Abdallah

the state of scandinavians

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>>75562428
probably just another german tuf reject

>>75562408
Being the first guy to finish Fronk would for sure give him some stock, but I still think it's Fronk's fight to lose. Do we know if Yair can wrestle?

>>75562318
>>75562371

isn't dabbing a weed smoking reference?

>>75562364
It's no secret that guy was on copious amount of steroids before getting signed.

>>75562460
I dunno, all my knowledge of african american culture comes from GTA San Andreas and Boondocks

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>>75562318
stay shook

Stipe+Jedrzejczyk+Maia+Pettis

Alvarez+Yair+Pettis

Stipe+Jedrzejczyk+Edgar+Masvidal+Pettis

>>75562451
>>75562451

He has good TDD and scrambles

>>75562507
>Pettis

>Pettis

>Pettis

yeah okay bud lol

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>>75562503
>m-m-maiavidal
You too

>>75562516
He has more than a 23.5294% chance of winning, goof.

>>75562503
Let's hope he can counter blacksplosion. So many fighters have no idea what to do with the negro blitz.

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>one loss in the UFC
>ZERO losses in the burger game

You might not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

feel like everyone is sleeping on JDS

he got his old girl back and looked amazing in his last fight, and stipe is very chinny

>>75562586
>looked amazing in his last fight
I wasn't impressed by his per-for-mance

>>75562586
It'll be another slobberknocker regardless. Can't wait!

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lol none of you dorks know shit about parlays

>>75562542
no he doesn't goof

if they fight four times Sergio loses all four

>>75562575
I wonder what hueburgers taste like

>>75562595

what website?

>>75562595
>Pettis

there goes your money

>>75562595
How to piss away money 101.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2K051yL1bY

>>75562586
He looked amazing beating up that fat mess Ben Rothwell, yeah. I don't think there was a better matchup for JDS in the whole heavyweight division.

>>75562604
Then put your house on Cejudo you fucking donkey.

>>75562586
i have no faith in a brazilian in a title fight post usada

>>75562586
Plus he already beat Miocic and I'm sure he knows this is the last real crack at the title he'll ever get. Gonna be good.

>>75562636

>place a single bet on a massive favourite

You're pretty shit at this eh bud

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>>75562595
>betting on a pettis

>>75562620
bovada

https://www.bovada.lv/welcome/P1C40014/join/?extcmpid=rafcopy

>>75562622
>>75562629
>>75562657
>$5 is a lot of money

lmao get jobs

>>75562586
>stipe is very chinny
Of all the HWs Stipe is the least chinny dude

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>>75562575

Literally why are people picking Mini-Pettis over Cejudo?

>>75562663
>>$5 is a lot of money
that's not what I said, idiot

also, we have been getting jobs left and right lately bud check it>>75562063

lol idiot

>>75562604
Sergio has good hands and Cejudo is overrated

>>75562675
casuals. they probably read it was a good bet on reddit

>>75562675
it's literally one idiot

>>75562666
Ngannou is the least chinny until he gets heemed

>>75562690
>and Cejudo is overrated

lmao

he's going to take B. Pettis down at will dude

>>75562654
>betting on Cejudo is so much +EV!
>betting on Cejudo large is stupid!

Please keep depositing.

>>75562718
You better hope, because he will get outslicked on the feet all day

>>75562760
he will take him down at will

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>replying to your own larp post cause no one else cared

>>75562760
Pettis has a suspect chin and Cejudo's striking looked sharp vs Joe B

>>75562690
>Cejudo is overrated
His only loss is to Mighty Mouse. (Yes he did beat Benavidez)

>>75562760
There's levels to this grappling thing bro

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>>75562670

>tfw too many breakfasts

>>75562780
I too thought Cejudo was robbed.

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>>75562828

>>75562928
"Robbed" is a strong word. With the point deduction it should have been a Draw.

>>75562947
that fight was probably the furthest off of the actual decision I have ever been in my life

I thought Cejudo won hands-down

WHy is Cormier ducking Lenny?

Sign the liability form Daniel!

>betting is pointless unless you bet for an underdog

>>75562981
Benavidez winning was also the worst outcome, considering he's already lost to MM twice. So now what's he gonna do, wait for him to retire?

>>75562947
One judge scored it 30-26 Benavidez, which was just beyond dumb.

after mighty mouse retires i bet dana closes the flyweight division. nobody wants to watch the manlet belt change hands every other month

Just watched Bendo-Masvidal the first time

Really good fight. So many nice grappling exchanges especially in the later rounds

People kept saying Bendo wrestlefucked Masvidal. Masvidal only got held down maybe once but still scrambled back up quickly.

Bendo is so under appreciated too. Especially his striking

Every round was so close too. Good fight

>>75563127
I do

>>75561153
>IRISH PRIDE!!
>can't even speak your own language

>>75563152
Why are all the LW GOATS Asian or part-Asian?

>>75563168
Conor was fluent until recently, you don't know what you're talking about

>>75561153
>The Oirish are back yeh
>Can barely speak his own language

>>75563168
Someone post the Cultural Enrichment webm.

When did you realize Dallas Winston was the GOAT at MMA judging?

>>75563218
*forgets my mother tongue*

>>75563266
nobody could ever forget your mother's tongue

>>75563266
THE SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS NEVER DIE

>>75563296
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

>>75563260
I unironically think there should be more 10-10 rounds being scored

>>75563227
At least he has his own language

>>75563316
>What is AMERICAN sign language?

>>75563316
So do I

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>he rates fighters below LW

>>75563266
As an unfortunate consequence of an 800 year occupation the first language most of us speak is English, we learn Irish after, older people often never got to learn Irish, but you know this. It's just another bait

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>he ranks white fighters

>>75563396
>Wh-What do you mean Rory is coming back to the UFC? Y-Y-You're joking, r-right?

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>>75563418

USADA exists now Roidry, no TRT exemption for you.

>>75563382
Just messing with you, it's all love.

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>>75563396
>muh right hand
>muh double leg