/mlb/ general quick and dirty edition

i'm going to the mets phillies game tonight
it will be my first mlb game
what should i expect? i'm not even a baseball fan just got roped in with some friends

>>75320963

do you like baseball anon? i live in denver and have taken people to their first game at coors field that had never been to an MLB game. they weren't that interested in the sport but they enjoyed how nice the stadium was and all the beer and snacks it had.

>>75320979
i'm not a huge fan, yeah i'm more interested in using it as a chance to hang out with some friends
and i've actually toured citi field before and even been through the mets clubhouse, no photos though they wouldn't let us take any

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Good morning

And a good morning bump to you.

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JUST

give me one good reason why i should spend my hard earned money supporting this pirates organization anymore buying tickets and/or merch

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Crownpants

Juicing Sub-edition

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rags!

inb4 Mariners anime guy and Royals guy

>>75329701
Bad post.

The Universe is a vast place and we were in it just in time to watch DG meltdown AGAIN.

>>75329642
>rags

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>mfw I gigafalseflag an entire /mlb/ thread

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>>75329717
Daddies are back in town, /mlb/.

>>75329743
I'm pretty sure he won that one. The Mets are a mess.

Dodgers going all the way.

>>75329802
Good, I like the Padres.

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>the last 100 posts to the last thread
wtf

>pie rats

>>75329810
t. pissboi

now disappear again for a while after being laughed out of the general

New York City smells like piss.

>>75329828
Save us Tiki, we need your sane opinions and levelheaded dialogue.

>>75329810
t. Daddy Greinke

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1stros

Oh I am laughing so hard right now.

>>75329828
it was just one terafalseflagger

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Injuns

>>75329847
DG is awesome. I can't be the only person who loves his passion.

DGOD doesn't even have to trip and everyone here recognizes his posts

Icon

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>mfw everyone thinks I'm DG

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>the absolute state of /mlb/
welp see y'all in a few hours when it cools off

>>75329947
nobody on this site shitposts that hard that unironically, it's quite a phenomenon

>>75329947
It takes a special kind of autism to be obsessed with advanced stats and still totally wrong about everything baseball related.

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We might have a logjam at second base

I am currently falseflagging 17 different tripfags and 294 IP addresses from a warehouse in remote appalachia

>>75330055
DG is more of an idea than any single unified person. Whenever someone makes an especially terrible shitpost against the Mets or Giants there are DG. It just so happens that the original DG is always that person, because he is the only person with a hate that autistic for the Mets or Giants.

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>>75330134

>>75330136
But I'm right about the Mets.

>>75330178
kek

Tbh i think people just like larping as DG or jumping at the opportunity to beat up on him

>>75330240
No, I'm right

I currently have a 25-man roster of Tibetan monks focusing their collective mental energy to create the illusion of an internet connection, thus fooling all of you into believing that this website ever even existed in the first place. None of it is real.

>>75330276
Turns out that if you incessantly shitpost in a general for years and years, they like to shit on you. Who could have seen this coming?

>>75330306
New york doesn't even have a baseball team

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>>75330306
it was a good try

testing

>>75330330
Its amazing that even if it's not him he fails to grasp that this is what he created

>>75330290
If you agree that they're a paper tiger with a terrible lineup and a dumpster fire rotation mismanaged from the owner all the way down to the trainer, then we're both right.

>>75330330
turns out if you're a humorless, condescending faggot, nobody likes you

I'M right!

>shittsburgh

Turns out two and ten

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Tigers

>>75330330
I like DG

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>>75330475
got em

>>75330594
Why? Not even meming, that dude is a fucking cancer upon this general. No one derails threads more often and in a more arrogant fashion than that asswipe.

>>75330599
last two digits of the post im replying to are how many wins the jays get this season btw

>>75330749
from a 2-10 start to a 99 win season? that would be quite a story.

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Mets desu

>>75330749
>>75330826
to follow up, the jays current pace puts them at 27-135

>>75330708
I really like it when he breaks up the mest circle jerks though. pottery.

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>>75330826
all p-part of the plan

TSUUUUUUUUUU

>>75331079
and ten?

>>75331100
NO AND TEN

>>75330434
I question why DG tries to assert that the Mets have a terrible rotation when statistically it is one of the best.

>>75331025
>mest circle jerks
You're describing something that hasn't happened since 2015, a year in which DG was curiously silent after the NLDS.

>>75330708
desu and not to stick up for DG or anything but maybe the 100+ reaction posts in the afdtermath of a possible DG siting that derail the threads more.

inb4 >rags

>>75330708
I like his humor I think it's funny and I enjoy the reactions he receives. Notice how its only the mets fanbase that gets riled up? Nobody else.

>>75330708
t. Madison Bumgarner

Is the jints bandwagon officially empty now? I haven't seen a SF shitpost that didn't involve a 6/10 with her ass hanging out in weeks.

>>75331150
Wait let me predict his post
>"I/he was silent because his team was eliminated you dipshit, why would he keep watching when his team's season was over"

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>>75330749
Jays-Jints WS confirmed

>>75331140
Because he knows how to trigger an autist.

>>75331202
DON'T LOOK AT ME

>>75330708
I think you would understand the kick everyone gets from DG if you weren't the joke

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>>75331259
>you will never intentionally walk based barry

why live

>>75331190
Its not just the mets anon. He wouldn't be infamous if it was only them

>>75331455
wtf, is bonds a nazi

>>75330342
a what team

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>>75331519
nah left arm is the salute of peace and friendship, barry is a good guy

>>75331519
His trainer moved his arm into that position, Barry Bonds never knowingly heiled.

>>75331190
I was mostly just laughing because I literally said that the team would make dl and probably be a WC contender again and then he started his shitposting spree

B*rry B*nds

>>75331835
Barry is a HoFer and you are a moron. Juicing is a-ok.

>>75331776
Then he started getting at it with people that conceded that the team was deeply flawed too

>>75331741
i think i get this joke

>>75331915

sup Barry

>>75332030
Why don't I have a ring?!

>>75331930
I agree that the team is deeply flawed, primarily in Terry having a job and the offense being so reliant on home runs. That is why its a WC contender rather than a WC lock or division leader contender.

>>75332064
at least you got an asterisk

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PUT ME IN COACH

IM READY TO PLAY

>you will indulge in a Sunday afternoon baseball game with Daddy Greinke
No way I'm the only one with this feel

Hi I'm Baseball Hall of Fame member George Brett. Ask me anything.

>>75332258
when was the last time you shit your pants

>>75332279
not him, but this morning

>>75332258
Do you get triggered when you see pine tar?

>>75332114
The Marlins are better. So are the DBacks and Rockies. Maybe even the Cardinals. WC is a stretch.

>>75332219
Not even the most humiliating part of that series desu. Do better.

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>>75332219

>>75332220
>you will never try to indulge in a comfy Wednesday matinee as pissboi rants about the jints while his team has a 6 run lead over the dads

feels pretty good desu

>>75332317
Daddy Greinke accusations in.... 3.......2.......1......

Dont you know that everyone likes the mets???

Dumbass

>>75332279
Game 6 of the 85 World Series.

>>75332316
I've gotten over it. It was a long time ago.

>>75332220
wtf can i go?

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Hi guys! Did I miss something?

elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder/hamstring
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
elbow tenderness/partially torn UCL
finger blister/fingernail
arm fatigue/strained flexor tendon
>tfw no old/fat

>>75331649
That's what Nazis want you to think.

>>75332317
>there are 3 other NL WC contenders so this other team can't possibly make WC!
That isn't how it works dumbass.

Just how hard has the O'Leary Curse hit the Mest?

>>75332389
I mean when you emulate DGs shitpost style you'll have people come out swinging

>>75332484
it was better when it was just

>elbow
>elbow
>elbow/shoulder
>elbow
>old/fat

now it's just something you scroll by

>>75332583
Yeah cmon do better.

Mets fans on /sp/ just sent their team back 10 years with this thread and the last

It's an "Everyone picks on the Mets and their fans" episode
I love these.

>mets
are the new
>rags

>>75332859
no

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ITT: fanbases that CANT handle the banter

>>75332808
That's what happens when you have the objectively best team in baseball. Us Jints fans had to deal with this for years.

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I am so mad right now

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>Bucholz basically out for the season
>our next ace primed and ready to destroy the Mets
>Wentz got engaged

>>75332945
I think it's more of a desperately clinging to wasted potential than a best team in baseball thing.

>>75333012
cheaters

>>75332945
What kind of falseflagging is this?

>>75333130
quadraflagging

>>75333027
For once, we're all on your side, Bro. Go get 'em.

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>>75333012
Don't you guys have 2 extra Starling Martes lying around?

What's the big deal?

>>75333012
Word is Marte was tested in spring training, in which case he would have already known he was going to test positive.

I don't blame him, though. Who would ever expect MLB to test Pirates hitters? Hopefully the next Pirate busted for roids can actually hit for power.

At least Nutting gets to save $2.5M of Marte's salary, plus whatever he's saving on Kang's salary, to spend on his ski resort.

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>all this buttmad

29 rings between us. What other city is even close

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>mfw people STILL don't realize that I've been Tiki, DG, mo'Lester, and Sean this entire time

>>75333245
How many levels of falseflag are you on right now?

>>75333189
He tested positive for a 'Canseco-era' HGH. Did he think that they no longer test for the **classics**.

>>75333245
How many of those belong to the Mets?

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Trout keeps getting older, The Dodgers keep getting richer. I think you see where I'm going with this.

>>75333293
He probably got ripped off by his supplier

>>75333293
It was a joke. Pirates bats suck so MLB wouldn't even bother.

>>75333162
N-nani?!?

>>75333245
>muh great, great great grandpappy's rings

>>75333364
Oh, I know that. I was just wondering why used old roids.

>>75333180
Cutch is refried ass now and Polanco isn't quite there yet. He'll be better than Marte at some point but for now >our best OFer is going to miss half the season.

Has kiss'lester even posted since the boystown incident was revealed?

>>75333344
Mets are one of the newer MLB franchises. Read up on history.

Where did all these Mets fans come from these past couple of weeks? 0 Mets fans on /sp/ for years and now it's a Metsplosion all of a sudden when their team's doing well

>remember josh johnson and look him up
>retired at age 32

holy shit what a fucking trainwreck he was

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*strikes you out*

>>75333495
Ever heard of triple falseflagging, kid?

>>75333426
I think they still put that stuff in the water supply in the Dominican Republic

>>75330553
loving all these memes anon

>>75333454
Lifelongs are gone because the Warriors are in the playoffs

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>>75333513
*blocks your path*

>>75333162
¿Que?

>>75333495
>past couple weeks
We've been here years

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someone kill me

>>75333623
This is some masterful falseflagging as a Cubs fan, DG.

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>>75333623
>anal sis
stop memeing

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omae wa mou

shindeiru

>>75332258
why didn't you tell anyone that it was poop on that bat and not pine tar?

>>75332258
Why did you poop on that bat George

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Hey they took a picture of me

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Tell Me about the AL West

>>75333812
Contributes nothing of value to the MLB, should be nuked

>>75333768
Rollins
Obnoxious sign.
Surrounded by ugly women.
Yeah. That seems right.

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>>75333625
Quit being a whiny bitch mate

There's 148 games to go and we're only 4 games out of first place. It's going to be ok lad

>>75333812
Whoever wins the division will be eliminated in the NLDS. Again.
>pic spells ashat

>>75333896
>Quit being a whiny bitch
But he's a Giants fan.

>>75333768
If that is you, nice handwriting

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>*posts a maymay insulting a player that got caught doing roids*
>His profile picture is Bartolo Cólon

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@75333897
>NLDS
Not even worth a (You)

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Any other Indians fans hate this fat fuck?

Lmao y'all really thought I was being serious with the whole tiki thing, didn't you? Every single one of you faggots was stupid enough to believe that someone would not only be a rangers fan in real life but also think they had a legitimate shot at a world series win lmso
Stay buttmad

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>>75333897
>AL West
>NLDS.

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>>75333896
Oh, I didn't mean in the sense of baseball. I just meant someone kill me because I feel like a dumpster fire.

jints will be fine, I know

>>75333911
Durr gud 1 XD

>>75333960
nice blog

>>75333944
I'm glad I've become so iconic that y'all have to imitate me now lmao

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>>75333979
thanks

>>75333960
Oh, yeah I know that feel too

>>75334000
so you are tiki then

>>75334026
Lmao no. I only cheer for winning teams.

Go ranhers!

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>>75320963

Expect the Phillies to lose.

>tfw we'll be swept again by the Mets

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>>75334125
ordinarily i'd say yes, but you're getting the backend of the rotation this time. at least familia will be back for the 3rd game in the series

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Opening day at Boston's South End Grounds, 1888. Beaneaters vs. Phillies

I really can't wait for the rangers vs cubs world series so that I can root for both of my teams at once

3st for Rockies

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>>75334125
ELFIN'S STARTING TONIGHT, get hype senpai

Just made a twitter account- essential follows?

already followed @MLB and my team (Padres)

Go, cubs, go!
been here since 2010/2011 btw

>>75334348
Your team's beat writers, probably a couple players from your team who you like, and some baseball reporters. The recommended suggestions on the side are a good place to start.

>severino starting vs. their Ace

Well, the streak had to end some time.

>>75334238
Go Braves.

>>75334238
Pretty sizey crowd for 1888.

>>75315907
>no notes about Thames
>notes about a guy stealing a fucking base

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>>75333942
Miggy vs Indians career stats (167 games)

>.352 avg
>43 HR
>1.040 OPS

Yeah, probably most of you

Giants and Mets have cry baby fans.

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Anon come sit with us. You're gonna miss the action!

>>75334523
Okay Marlins Man. I'll bring the beer.

>>75334523
i love whores

>>75334348
Oh Dadsbro. Lemme get you set up.
@padresjagoff
@changethepadres
@rjbbq35
@ghostofrak
@sdutdennislin
@619sports
@berniewilson
Those ought to get you started.

>>75334523
that sloot on the right

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>>75334523
i was impressed at how long they stayed for an extra innings game. maybe they really are prostitutes

>>75334562
He brought an escort with him to the Yankee game last night, so it wouldn't surprise me if they were

>>75331384
I think we are living in amazing times.
>DG
>Tiki
>moLester

Truly great times.

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>>75334612
Does this look like an escort to you?!

>>75333510
He was a big guy 4 u

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Dear Amerifats, i will give your sports a chance now. Dubs decided that the tigers are my new team.
I am looking forward to understand the rules and stuff, excited to learn more about my new team. Can you recommend any good site about their history or yt videos?
Thanks in advance

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>it's another west coast start time
>it's another trip obsessed LARPer derailing the threads again

7:35 start time.
WTF Barves?

>>75333189
Don't shit on Seven Springs, man. That place is fucking fun.


>>75333267
You can't possibly be Sean. Sean transcended memehood and became lord of the orphans.

>>75334723
All you have to know is Little Ceasers.

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When are the rest of the MLB fans going to step up?

>>75334723
Please don't watch our semen slurping sport. We're full.

>>75334723
>eagles fan and tigers fan
Just KYS my man

>>75334723
The MLB official youtube channel has a lot of good stuff on it. In terms of history of the entire sport, you might want to watch Ken Burn's documentary on it, if you've got the spare time.

>>75334723
What's the matter, Adolf? Way too much bullying in divegrass?

>>75334753
What a little bitch

>>75334784
>rags

Which fanbase is the most intelligent and decent at posting?

>>75334865
My team's

>>75334865
Dodgers

>>75334865
Mariners

>>75334748
I don't get it
>>75334759
Sorry to disturb you, but divegrass is disgusting.
>>75334784
dubs decided, i don't care about gloryhunting
>>75334814
disgusting refball, i can't take it anymore

>>75334753
LA DONT FUCK W HIM.

I wanted to find him in NLDS GAME 3 and spit at his face for being a hating faggot

>>75334723
prepare for a .500 season then the start of a rebuild now that the glory hunting owner finally croaked

>>75334884
>disgusting refball
Agree with you there. Amazing Invisi-Calls.

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>>75334723
Here's what the strikezone looks like

Also, i don't know if it has a german dub. but the Ken Burns documentary on baseball can pretty much summarize everything you need to know about the history of the game.

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Any other /mlb/ at a game tonight?
at citi field with my club season tix

>>75334865
DG's baseball IQ eclipses many of the posters here. I'm not being cheeky. Dodger baseball is must watch TV

>>75334884
good seats senpai. you should try to eat at shake shack while you're there, if the line isn't cancer. the jackie robinson thing is kind of out of place, but it's a fun thing to look at as well.

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>>75334865

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>>75334794
>>75334940
>Ken Burns documentary

allright then, my first steps
>i don't know if it has a german dub
My english isn't perfect, but i do understand 99%, so no big deal

>>75334979
meant for
>>75334945

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>>75334884
>you should try to eat at shake shack while you're there, if the line isn't cancer.
will you be in line? Are you here right now?

>>75333625
I wanna stick my tongue in her asshole

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>>75335002
while i do love shake shack, when im not in the club, i prefer blue smoke bbq. Its pretty underrated considering shake shacks line. But since im in club tonight, ill stick to the provided buffet

>>75335046
If your implying that you are there and want to meet up, i have a strict rule to never meet up eith other channers. Even if it is /sp/ and not some completely autistic board

>implying thats what you are implying

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>>75335046
>>75334979
w-what

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>>75335076
good looks. hope we can pull out a win tonight for your sake then, hate to ruin your meal with a shitty wheeler performance.

>>75333942
I hate how he gets uppity the second things aren't going his way, like his mini chimp against Bauer or how snippy he got last year when he wasn't hitting for shit against us. He's a god with a bat and I respect that, but he's always putting on this act like he's fun and likeable but now that the Tigers aren't good you can start to see past his phony personality

>>75335168
This is his first few starts in 2 and a half years. I dont really blame hik. Hopefully Yo can hit a dinger or two and pick em up

[spoiler]between you and me, ik not even a mets fan, im just a baseball fan. i just come becuase the tickets are pretty cheap and the food in the club is amazing[/spoiler]

>>75334753
He's such a butthurt liar, all so he can attentionwhore more

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Why is every SF Giants girl posted trashy with leg tattoos?

>>75335224
they're degenerate liberals

>Dodgers sign Hill for $80 million
>immediately gets injured
Why is Friedman so highly rated?

>>75335224
because they live in california

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What do you guys think K-Dots favorite MLB team is?

>>75335213
kek plenty of people like that in NYC. citi is a really nice park because of how new it is, no shame in taking advantage of that.

>>75335254
who

>>75335254
Nantucket Niggers

>>75335254
He's a Dodgers fan, actually.

>>75335224
see
>>75335240
>>75335242

>>75335242
Becuase he took the most injured team of all time to the NLCS against one of the greatest single season teams of all time.

Dodgers also have 3GM's and the best scouting system with the best farm.

Oh and the money.


Best fans too. They spend money.

I don't get Seattle. They have a park perfect for line drive hitters, yet they sign Cano and Cruz, who are notorious Flyball hitters

>>75335330
It was the most injured team because Friedman went out and got all the injury prone retreads.

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>>75334723
Hello my good friend

You are blessed to be a fan of the Pizza Empire team. The Tigers are owned by a billionaire family who have historically treated their sports franchises like playthings, to the benefit of the fans. MLB is the only major american sports league left that has no hard salary cap so the Tigers currently have the 2nd highest payroll in the league. Much of that is spent on washed up has-beens or busted signings but whatever. Since Pizza Empire ownership, the team has been known for big hitters, some good starting pitching and horrendous relief pitching. Recently they won their division four times in a row but rarely do much in the playoffs. This created serious hate and good banter in the division, at least until the Royals won the WS, which the Tigers haven't done since the 80s.

The Tigers were created in 1900 with the American League and quickly signed the first GOAT of baseball, the notorious Ty Cobb, who set almost every hitting record ever for decades; still, Cobb owns the highest career batting average. We also have one of the greatest right-handed hitters ever currently on the team, Miguel Cabrera, though he is on the back end of his career. There is some potential for success this season but we are looking at a long rebuild in a year or two. We also have one of the best logos and home uniforms, and a solid fan base that is top ten in attendance when they are good, unlike Leaveland.

>>75335254
Well he's from Compton so it'd probably be the Dodgers

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When did the Doyers change their helmets to those reddit tier matte helmets?

>>75335254
the dodgers ONLY if they ever make the world series.. much like lebron suddenly became an indian fan when they were in it last year.

>>75335330
Delusional
Gauchos?

or

Falseflaggers?


You decide.

>>75335359

Fucking Royals and 2015. Before them the last team to win from Comedy Central was the Sox.

>>75335406
>ONLY if they ever make the world series
?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp32vLxM8kQ

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>>75335046
>>75335168
100 internet points if you can identify the throwback jersey im wearing at the game

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>The game of baseball is a clean, straight game, and it summons to its presence everybody who enjoys clean, straight athletics.

perfect sport for me then

>>75335422
doesn't mean he watches games. they probably reached out to him since he's from the area

>>75335443
looks like an old timey brooklyn cyclones jersey to me.

>>75335443
Brooklyn Cancers

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>>75335414
and everyone promptly forgot
>>75335467
well, it is now

>>75335224
Ausmus is one smooth motherfucker, I saw him at a bar in Houston and he was surrounded by 10s

mets-lillies
>>75335544
>>75335544
>>75335544

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You have been visited by the Cutch

Your team will get a home run today, but only if you respond to this post with "Hello, Cutch!"

>>75335535
Those are a 5, two 6s and a 7.

>>75335597
Hey Cutch. Where can I score some HGH?

>>75335501
>>75335523
damn
usually people have no clue what it is
100pts to each of you

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>>75335616

go o's hon

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>>75335597
"Hello, Cutch!"

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GRAND DAD

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>>75335254

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>>75335597
"Hello, Cutch!"

>>75335422
Why is that nearly every celebrity that throws out the first pitch looks like they have never thrown a fucking baseball in their lives?

>>75335666
B-but Mr. Padre is for hitting balls, not worshiping Satan.

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>>75335601
Everyone needs loving

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>>75335406

>>75335704
they dont play baseball in the ghetto no matter how much manfred begs them

>>75335730
fukn groce

>>75335730
Holy shit. She's a fucking pig.

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Post baseball pictures that gets the neurons fired up

O's Reds where

>>75335922
Thanks for the birthday dinger Andriese

>mets pitching

>>75335940
In cincinnati ;)

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>>75335922

>>75336011
really tickled my brain stem

>>75336011
this really activated my almonds

>>75335970
B-but their rotation is elite. 4chan told me so.

>>75336011
i don't get it

>bombston

>>75336120
pitch is a foot outside. ump calls it a strike. what's not to get?

>>75336163
I was making a joke compared to the first two posts that said a variation of "really made me think"

>>75320963
It is fun to root root root for the home team.

braves vs. nl east champs
>>75336216

>>75336194
You should stop trying to be funny. You're not very good at it
>leaf 'humor'

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>Takes you really fucking deep

>Red Sux

The Yankees will hit a walk-off home run off DRob tonight. Cap it.

>>75336301
This is actually better than their average in the first inning this year

>>75336253
That's not Stanton

>BANKEES

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>>75329645
MARINERS!

>yankees have only won 1 game against a team with a winning record this year
>all you hear about is their winning streak

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>>75335694
>>75335694
Thanks Cutch

>>75336525
Fuck you.

>>75335359
great post, thanks again

I think Tigers are a good choice for me

>>75336541
weren't the rays over .500 before the sweep as well as the white sox before yesterday's game?

>>75336645
no