Mariners going for 5 in a row
get your own lineups
Wow, I can't wait for the Mariners to lose AGAIN!
Ah yes, it's Mariners time!
We might need to borrow some of y'all's meme magic tonight, boys
MARINERS!
>>75340829
no can do m8. haniger and motter will continue to be goat
>>75340706
Lineups
>>75340829
take this pupper and get a reddick dinger
not the best way to start
so glad we got gallardo
>>75340994
Can't wait until Smyly replaces him.
Get it together Gallardo!
le 12-6 man can't throw a fastball
sick
well fuck
Build a wall on this fucker
go m's
HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRREDIA
HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREDIA
wew that catch
holy fuck only 1 run
How the turn tables
GUILLERMO!!
>>75340936
Thanks, we need it
>>75340876
You're welcome
GUYS i was listening to the radio while in the shower, how nice was that catch?
not the best first inning
>>75341565
it was pretty nice
>>75341565
You saw how many R's we put in his name right? It was nice enough to save 2 runs.
>>75341565
not haniger nice but very good
Gallardo's not making it past the 5th
>>75341842
shouldnt have made it past spring training
>>75341842
He's not gonna see the fifth, it's okay tho this bullpen can hold
>>75341684
no bully pls
I'd call that a passed ball, Ruiz has to dig that one out
NORTHWEST MOTORSPOR
>>75341965
I honestly in 100% sincerity wish that Nelson Cruz would break both arms and both legs and never play another game in his career
I have never hated a single player with so much passion
>>75342106
>>75342106
>>75342106
>"Hey anon, how 'bout a drink?"
>>75342106
>rags
>>75342106
Did Bone just shit on Detoilet kek
yank him now
who /uhoh/?
pull him
GET THIS SPIC OUTTA HERE
>Seth Smith for this washed up bum
Get healthy soon smyly, this has been needs to be riding pine
okay m's quit kidding around
pls avoid striking out cano
I'll take a walk
>risp
>ruining your own perfect game
please tell me you guys don't do this
>>75342896
they do
>Chone Figgins
never mention that name again, sims
>>75342106
>when the pasta is forced
well that was better.
LET'S GO SEAGER YOU NEED TO REPRESENT WHITW AMERICA BETTER
someone do something
What's Motters future in the program?
>>75343135
knowing the m's luck he'll start to regress like lomo
>>75343218
As soon as the league stops pitching him inside we'll see if he can adjust
don't give up another run
GET SOME HITS YOU GUYS
>>75343462
they just keep hitting pop ups
Finally hear the origin of "chooch" and it's the lamest nickname ever, fuck off dave
>>75343494
I think he's here for life
Baserunner oh boy
woo a lead runner with no outs
and he'e out
Now we're cooking with fire
just give me one run this inning m's
bail them out, motter
another pop up
They're really taking him out with a no-hitter? Donny baseball is ruthless
Low energy game thread today
>>75343976
the offense being dead doesn't help but it is slower than usual.
everyone gives the Mariners your power to get a hit
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>>75344093
\o/
I thought Martin was faster then that.
Useless piece of shit
>>75343901
He did the same shit the other day.
Don mattingly is allergic to no-hitters
>>75344093
\o/
>>75344093
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and my stream died
>Mariners offense
>Mariners
>Zero hits club
>>75344167
>rangers record
>>75344167
>rags
That was the weakest Ichiro chant ever
Fucking zunino
>Marlins throwing a no hitter thru 8
>no Marlins fans anywhere
>>75344237
Where is Marlins Man and his merry band of hookers?
the fuck was that
>>75344167
>rags
>>75344255
hopefully dead
Hello friends
the hole keeps getting deeper
>"A 6-1 win to start off the series! what could possibly go wrong?"
Guys, it's fucking simple.
Ichiro is one the verge of being traded to the Mariners.
It'll be two outs when he fucking shows up in his Mariners gear, comes up to bat, laces a triple down the right field line, and the ghost of Jose Fernandez will wink at Ichiro from the Marlins dugout.
You literally can't deny this will happen.
>>75344368
K I N O
5 runs needed in one inning. thats doable
>humble as walk up music
I fuck with this guy
HAMMERIN HANIGER
YA BLEW IT!!!
>>75344368
make it so
*fucks up your no-no*
>HANIGOAT
SEATTLE LEGEND
THEY
GOT
A
HIT
CLAP-CLAP
CLAPCLAPCLAP
That's why you don't do combined no hitters, dumb fish
Damn I wanted to shitpost
>>75344444
nice get
>>75344444
checked
COMEBACK TIME
I'll take the hit
Cya guys tomorrow, hopefully there'll be some marlins fans
Not the best night for the m's
gg marlins