/mlb/ general - WARM-UPS edition

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>>75303356

best i could do. interesting to note the gap between old and young teams STARTS at 50 years

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Royals

>>75303651
>7.8%
That's higher than what I thought it was

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Chief Wahoo's tribe desu senpai

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Brad

>>75303704
Jim Leyland >>> Brad Autsimus

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yankees desu

>>75303722
>The President of the United States is a Yankee fan
>He's also an Alpha male
>We finally have an attractive first lady

God Bless America

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Are we feeling his changes yet?

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early season ATE % -- RBIs with runners on

Tebow still batting under .200, but he had 3 RBIs yesterday

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How do you want your regular season, senpai?

>>75303765
Give me 2016 New York Mets, doc.

>Rockies off today
I mean I'm glad they get a rest day after two consecutive weeks of games but fuck I want to watch the bullpen go to work again

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>>75303776
2017 Toronto Blue Jays coming right up

>>75303810
Baltimore Oreos.

>>75303764
Is he the Mets' answer to Aaron Judge?

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Mets

http://www.sportsnet.ca/baseball/mlb/disastrous-start-blue-jays-go/

>What. Just. Happened.

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>you will never see teboq hit a bomb off kershaw

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Tigers

>>75304269
maybe if kershaw gets injured and has a rehab stint in the minors. teboq would still have to get sent up higher than A ball though

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MARINERS!

>>75304249
an aging lineup got worse and unsustainably good pitching from last season regressed and is unable to carry the shit offense

>>75303761
>lifelong blow gay fans wanted the team to give edwin his 100 gorillion in addition to giving price his 200 septillion

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>red sox win

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post yfw Yu Dervish is in a Houston uniform on July 31st

>>75304385
Lmao blow Gays fans are the fucking worst. I can't wait to see their team back in the cellar where it belongs lmao. Bautista will retire in the middle of the year because he's so shit, and tulo is fucking garbage too.

>>75303674
how the fuck do you suck more than the marlins

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Mets

>>75303750
Outfield shifts lmao

>>75304249
I don't know what the yanks are going to become this season and likely it will be mediocre but seeing the jays go back to shit is a pleasurable experience. and their shitposting fans won't be in our threads any longer

>>75304571
but I'm still here

The Rangers were winning 6-1 yesterday and still lost.

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I fucking hate this new trend of leagues pushing players that have been deemed to have the highest "marketability". I don't give a FUCK about bryce harper, i couldn't care if he hit a grand slam to the moon, I don't give a shit how he proposes to his girlfriend, I don't need to read some faggot interview every time he hits a shitty grounder to short. stop ramming this fucking douchebag down my throat every time I open up the league's official website because some millenials with marketing degrees told you the league, the team and his agents would all profit once his name starts selling shoes and bats and purses and dildos in a couple years

>>75304571
>won't be in our threads any longer
wrong kiddo

>>75304698
yes thats why harper is marketed, nothing to do with the fact hes one of the best players in the game and still young enough to improve

The Rangers were winning 6-1 yesterday and still lost.

>>75304698
Lmao, Canadians can't handle the banter? Who cares what they market? Players nowadays need swagger. This isn't 1935 anymore lmao. No one cares about muh respect the game and muh unwritten rules. Let the players live a little. Lmao you fags don't realize that people watch sports for the flare of it. The extravagance. Holding baseball back is going to make it die even more than it already is now. Lmao don't even reply to me with some stupid bullshit. This is your last (You) from me.

>>75304768
you must get frequent flyer miles with how often you switch between roleplaying a cubs fan and dodgers

guys, i really need some beer but i'm flat broke

...any ideas?

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>have game at 11 am for some reason
>have nothing else on schedule for the next 8 hours

okay MLB

>>75304647
>>75304755
the rangers gave up a 6-1 lead after getting shut out the day before, thus swept by the mariners

>>75304795
sleep. I've been there many times- and i'm drinking right now lol but hang in there

>>75304807
>have game at 11 am for some reason

>leaf baseball knowledge

The Rangers were winning 6-1 yesterday and still lost.

>>75304795
You seem to have bad priorities
Focus on a stable income before getting drunk

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>>75304754
one of these players demanded a 400 million dollar contract last year, and the other was steve pearce

>>75304907
Steve pearce plays on the worst team in baseball

The Rangers were winning 6-1 yesterday and still lost.

>>75304794
Lmao y'all's fetish of making me DG is truly pathetic. I'm a Cubs fan through and through. Why would I cheer for the inferior Dodgers team? Fuck off with that shit lmao.

>>75304907
nice selective data, how's that contract working out for you, leaf

>>75304907
im new to baseball which one of those two is the one with over 20 accumulated WAR and is under 25 years old?

>>75304794
Why would he get miles? Hes not literally moving between chicago and la.
Idiot

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>>75304795
$5 for six pints of pic related. Decent pisswater for the price and though it isn't brewed in Cumberland anymore it's still more local (and way fucking better) than Natty Boh is. Like seriously, unless they start making it in Baltimore again, fuck calling it a local beer.

Too bad you prolly can't get it if you don't live around Pittsburgh/Western MD.

>>75304768
You're well aware no one on this board takes you seriously, right? Especially after your Boystown incident.

>>75304961
>>75304985
samefag

Can you use sabermetrics to see who will win the World Series?

>>75304795
Tank and lose every game

Do you think mo'lester and sean practice on each other over the weekends? Maybe one pretends he's the little girl and then next week change places?

The Rangers were winning 6-1 yesterday and still lost.

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>>75304988
And if you get a bit of money, Flying Dog is real good local brewery that you'd be able to find elsewhere, their Raging Bitch Belgian IPA is prolly my favorite from them. Heavy Seas is decent, too, but I only ever get their Loose Cannon ipa.

Speaking of ipas, thank you Utahans, I'm really digging pic related.

maybe it's more of a foursome with mo'lester, tiki, sean and pissboi together for the most awkward boystown night ever

>>75305021
Please dont ever call me molester again

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>>75305091
That's a lot of free drinks

>>75305098
Should I call you DG then?

The Rangers were winning 6-1 yesterday and still lost.

>>75305111
Im none of them

>>75304992
Lmao the only reason you fags don't take me seriously is because you project your homosexual fantasies unto me by assuming I'm DG. I'm much smarter than him. I have much more insight than him. I've been studying the game for years, while he's been failing to even shitpost. I'm in constant contact with Bill James via email to learn much more and increase my knowledge. Never fucking tell me that no one takes me seriously again.

>>75305143
>>75305064
>>75304952
Is this necessary? I loved watching the game yesterday but we dont need these posts every 5 minutes

http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/11897600/giancarlo-stanton-325m-miami-marlins-heavily-backloaded

Men this might be an alex rodriguez with the texas rangers type debacle. god stanton is so bad outside of his power and he is never fucking healthy. Loria and sampson majorly fucked this up

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> I'm in constant contact with Bill James via email to learn much more and increase my knowledge.

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>>75305181

> I'm in constant contact with Bill James via email to learn much more and increase my knowledge.

> Never fucking tell me that no one takes me seriously again.

whichever one of you came up with this persona, god bless you

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> I'm in constant contact with Bill James via email to learn much more and increase my knowledge.

>>75305194
The Rangers were winning 6-1 yesterday and still lost.

>>75305277
The rags posting in this general is a little obsessive
Kinda sad desu

>>75305181
This has to be satire at this point. This is roleplaying.

>>75305313
>rags

>>75305203
they are counting on him using his opt out and signing elsewhere that way they get 6 bargain years out of it without paying a regressing slugger crazy money, players will always use their opt out, except jason heyward

>>75304698
The league needs to do it because there is no other way to get the short attention span of children these days

>>75305024
I'm in constant contact with Billy Beans via email, and yes, you can

>>75305024

the new world order decided the world series winner months ago, during last season

once they're done orchestrating the korean nuclear war, you'll see their efforts shift back to baseball and the standings will take their true form

>>75305194
>rags

>>75305411
this

>>75305354
>>75305277
I love rags misery as much as anyone but maybe spaceman but it becomes meaningless if it just turns into mindless spam

>>75305370
How much would it cost to get Wood back into the Cubs bullpen?

Everyone is shitty.

>>75305429
give us ian happ for osuna

>>75305423
>rags

>>75305357
Thats a big gamble because that is a lot of money. I hope loria sells the franchise soon. he is literally the worst.


and this is the exact opposite contract.
http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/12538293/christian-yelich-miami-marlins-signs-7-year-contract

>>75305423
It is mostly spam. pretty sure 99% of the >rags posting is from people who weren't even on /sp/ in 2011 and are just reciting and parroting the culture to fit in and not look like newfags

>rags

>>75303633
>>>75305203
>players will always use their opt out
Not if they are giving up 200 mil. Especially if they no longer look worth it and might not get more in fa

ITT: rangers falseflaggers trying to make us get tired of >ragsposting

>>75305494
except the players will see it as being able to get 7x30 and making more money

especially if the marlins arent competitive by then and a contender offers similar money

>>75305515
Im a mariners fan, i just think it should be cut down a little.
Filling the board with rags last night after losing the game is great.
Still doing it today is just annoying

>>75305485
tbf this entire general is mostly spam. That's kinda the point. No need to overthink it.

>>75305558
>rags

>>75305558
You're right, especially because we know it's gonna happen again and again and again this season.
It's like how a shower after a workout feels really great, but only an idiot would still be talking about that shower the next morning. It's one of those repeated high points in life that you can enjoy while it happens and shut up about until the next time you experience it.

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>>75305277
That shitfuck Kyle Seager gave Haniger his "fuck the rangers shit up" mojo and hit a 3 run homer off Hamels which is a very Seager thing to do. The Rangers bullpen helped the rest of the way.

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>>75305707
>it's gonna happen again and again and again
Like the Rangers winning the division again? Yea probably, just another notch in the ol' belt.

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will Farrell's dream of making Joe "Cy Young" Kelly an elite setup man come true this year?

>>75304795
i gotchu senpai. Otherwise yuengling or abita brews seem to go cheaper than the avg sixpack.

>>75305751
>4-8
Is there lead in your water or something? How can someone be this fucking delusional all the time?

>>75305485
I'm not entirely sure if its just newfags trying to not look new, I'm pretty new (first went on 4chan by chance 2014 and browsing consistently by 2015) but I only use >rags when they fuck up, like last night.

>>75305785
>Is there lead in your water or something? How can someone be this fucking delusional all the time?
Were you not watching baseball last year? Rangers were like 6-15 in april last year. Rangers are no strangers for early in the year bullpen problems. Houston will have their usual meltdown late in the season. Angels seem to be having theirs now.

You guys can green text me all you want, but that still doesn't change several simple facts.
1. My team (The Cubs) is much more successful than yours.
2. You're jealous of the Cubs success, especially after this season.
3. You let this jealousy block your vision when interacting with me on this board
4. I'm smarter and have a higher IQ (both generally and for baseball) than anyone on this board
5. You faggots manufactured the boystown incident to make me look bad, despite all evidence pointing to it never happening.
6. Fuck you all

That should hopefully settle things, but you guys are all idiotic shitposters so probably not. I'll try to comeback when you guys are ready to discuss advanced analytics. Maybe we can have a genuine dialogue on Jamesian theory and the effect of win shares on postseason play and weighted offensive statistics. I'll wait until you faggors mature though.

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>Maybe we can have a genuine dialogue on Jamesian theory and the effect of win shares on postseason play and weighted offensive statistics.

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>you guys manufactured this evidence where I fully admitted to frenching dudes or beer

LOL at the Blue Jays.

>>75305028
underrated post

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>>75305872
shut up

>>75305872
they have an off day today no bullying allowed

>>75305902
Seems like every day has been an off day, Lol

Oh, and one last thing. Yes, I am tiki. There, I said it. I don't wanna hear you faggots ever accusing me again. It was just a joke trip. Even I know that the rangers are trash and won't win anything for the next decade. I can't believe you bunch of dicksuckers fell for that lmso

Seriously though...Why isn't Sam Dyson in AAA right now?

>>75305916
STOP IT

>>75305958
Kek

>>75305960
He can still figure it out

>>75305973
>>75305898
chill leafbro. If you can't handle some light head pat bullying then you would die if you were a rangers fan posting here with the amount of >rags and samefagging spam we get

>>75305958
t. astros fan cirqa 2016

>>75305856
Do you have anything to actually contribute to this matter, or are you going to continue to shitpost? Lmao maybe if you faggots spent more time on fangraphs than on 4chan you would be able to more eloquently argue baseball theory.

>>75306061
>t. astros fan cirqa 2016
There it is! The moment we've all been waiting for!

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>Lmao maybe if you faggots spent more time on fangraphs than on 4chan you would be able to more eloquently argue baseball theory.

>>75306072
3 guys

>>75306128
nothing wrong with fangraphs, they have some good articles when they arent posting about mike trout and high fastballs for the 57th time in a year

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Well this thread went to a grinding halt.

So i'm going to post this. If Hamels continues on this trajectery from when he started slumping end of the season last year (and it looks like it's kind of continuing) he going to go to average. Cashner looks good, Griffin looks good. Only a few arms in the bullpen I trust, LeClerc, Claudio, Bush, Jeffress are the only good arms so far. Dyson is JUST send him to the minors already.

>>75306364
Exactly. These motherfuckers are too feeble minded to understand this though. They probably sit back and read "analysis" from ESPN. Truly sad lmao.

>75306416
NO
ONE
CARES

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>The Cardinals have the worst record in the NL

>>75303822
Love my Oreos. Hope they win it all either this year or next year

>Taking Bird out of the lineup right when he starts to get hot
What's Girardi's endgame here?

>>75306633
He's flipping the Bird

>>75306633
you will abide by what the binder decrees

>>75305751
The Rangers were winning 6-1 yesterday and still lost.

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>>75306538
>The Reds are at the top of the NL central

As a Cubs fan I'm ok with this

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>tfw can't lose tonight

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TY BASED MITCH

two and ten

>>75306739
Yes. See: >>75305713

(2) and (10)

>>75306633
you won't say that when Carter hits 3 homers today

>>75306633
I just found out this by watching the michael kay show... as mad as I am I don't even question it anymore

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>>75306767
good to see another metlad here

theres no way out of this hell

theres nobody to bring up

even the players we wanted are shitting the bed elsewhere

even the players we moved are shitting the bed

the entire team is shitting the bed.

>>75306990
tis a shame
you could've parlayed another playoff run into a new taxpayer-funded stadium

>>75303737
He's an orange retard and she's a money grubbing whore.

>>75306990
What could have prevented this?

>>75304754
Harper was already being pushed back when he was striking out everytime he faced a curveball in AA

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>>75307042
>you could've parlayed another playoff run into a new taxpayer-funded stadium

>implying Jewpiro and Shitkins arent just going to slap a new coat of paint on the Rogers Centre concrete and call it a "renovation" to last another 30 years

They might get the city/province to overpay for a little hanging gardens or something for the ledditers

>>75307113
You're right, how could they have won two more games like the rags?

>>75307113
Nothing. This is the price paid for the timeless memories of shitting all over your irredeemable fanbase for two years straight

>>75307113
Not being absolute horseshit in april literally every single year

>>75307172
I mean...Rangers still have a farm though.
>>75307196
Worth?

once the rogers centre is declared unsafe and condemned they will just contract the team because land values are so ridiculously high in toronto there is no chance in hell of getting a new ballpark anywhere close to the city centre when you can make bank off chinese owned condos instead

>>75306990
firesale and rebuild la

tellez and alford look good and zeuch had 4 scoreless innings with 7ks in dunedin earlier this week

>>75307265
Well maybe they can move the team to Buffalo and you can still watch games every so often.

>>75307321
yeah but I wont be able to bring my legal weed because of trumps northern wall :/

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who here /notplaying/ today

>>75307348
You people always have this fun and exciting inferiority complex that really greases my hog.

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>>75307491

fuck schimpf and fuck san diegans

>>75307550
I'm allergic to Schrimpf but I like San Diego.

>>75307265
the next wave of baseball stadiums will only be accessible via virtual reality because no one will be able to afford the cost to build physical structures anymore

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>>75307491

here. still gonna be first place no matter what

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>>75304305
Tigers

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YOU MAY ONLY REPLY TO THIS POST IF YOUR TEAM IS LEADING THE DIVISION
GET IN HERE,
ORIOLES,
TIGERS,
ASTROS,
MARLINS,
NATIONALS,
REDS, and
ROCKIES!

>>75307671
7 teams that have no chance of winning the world series

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>>75307671
sup fellow leaders

>>75307682
>rags

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>>75307671

Why do the gints have so many sloots?

>>75307671
when was the last time any of these teams advanced past the divisional series?

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>>75307671
Feels amazing tbH

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YOU MAY ONLY REPLY TO THIS POST IF YOUR TEAM IS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DIVISION
GET IN HERE,
JAYS,
INDIANS,
RANGERS,
PHILLIES,
CARDINALS, and
GIANTS!

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>>75307755

dunno but i hope it holds true in real life, i'm headed to sf in a month for our series

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>>75307755
bandwagon attention desu

about to start my first episode of 75 for Diamond no Ace, a baseball anime about a southpaw pitcher. wish me luck niggas

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Twins desu family

>>75307836
FUCK YOU.

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You may only reply to this post if your team is alone in third place
get in here,
yankees
white sox
athletics
mets
and
dodgers

>>75307830
spoiler alert: it's shit

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>>75307770
>ingians

>>75307859
I mean red sox
yankees not allowed anymore

>>75307830
There's also a second season with 51 more episodes.

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>>75307848

>>75304966
hi im new to baseball and I think that's totally sustainable for a guy who played barely above average after pitchers figured him out

>>75307820
She looks like my cousin, but a better body

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>>75307491

This hasn't been posted enough. Also, needs Mancini added on.

>>75307768
>An Unprecedented Look At How a Franchise is Going Beyong Moneyball To Build the Games NEXT BIG THING
>get good young players on cheap long term contracts

fuck why hasnt any other team in baseball ever tried this before?

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>>75307859
Yaaay mediocrity...

>>75307917
since when is a 3.5 WAR season average, especially a guy who played through injury. And
is that why he has a 1.100 OPS right now? Because pitchers figured him out?


maybe baseball in canada was a mistake

I think it would be best for /mlb/ to take out their frustrations of the Cubs being superior to all teams. Tell me what's bothering you all. Why are you all so mad all the time? Will you be able to handle he Cubs two-peating this year?

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>>75307671
Woot.

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>>75308004
>the Cubs being superior to all teams

>>75308004
1 ring does not wash away 108 years of failure just like 1 gf does not wash away 3 men you made out with.

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>>75308035

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>>75307991
>WAR

>>75308035
>this meme again
It's already been debunked countless times. When will you sheep just get over it?

>>75306775
HANIGOAT

>>75308066
>Canadians
I feel bad for that other leaf, he seems reasonable

>>75305751

Too bad the guy in your pic is out for the season :^)

>>75307935
I'm the guy that posts it after every win but I'm on a new computer so I lost all my old images and need to buy a hard drive enclosure to get them all off my old laptop

Will Dyson an hero?

>>75308066
how fucking new are you, WAR has been accepted as a valid metric for measuring player contributions for years you twat

back to the furpuck thread

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Remember when the USA stomped the stinky smelly Puerto Ricans and Yadi got autistically butt hurt because he couldn't handle the bantz

Good times

>>75308104
Don't bother with him, he's just a retarded lifelong.

>>75307550
Better stop hating on Coconut Schrimpf or he will walk all over you like everyone else

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>>75308104
>WAR

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>muh intangibles

Anyway go stros

>Lifelong Blue Jays fans still shitting up the thread
How bad will their record have to be for this to stop? 2-20? 2-50?

>>75308143
They'll never truly leave until we relocate the team. God help us all if the Expos come back.

>>75307956
SI is a quality sports publication

>>75308143
i cant believe the hocfags are still here at 2-10, at this point i dont know what it will take for them to fuck off

>>75308167
all the pessicucks left once the laffs playoff games started, at least we got rid of those

>>75308143
That's the problem with loyal fans, they'll always be around even when their team is shit unlike lifelong gay cubs fans.

>>75307956
>>75308162
SI only follows big market teams and had never even considered drafting a team instead of buying one

>>75308134
WAR is one of the more overvalued stars. When compared to Win Shares, Wins Above Average, wRAA, and xOPS, you'll find that WAR is actually pretty useless. The problem is that these simple minds can't seem to fathom stats other than WAR lmao. The use of win shares really helps us to value a players performance based on league average weights. For example, a player with 18 home runs is worth less win shares than a player with double the amount at 39 home runs, when compared to the league average of 20 home runs per player. WAR doesn't take this into account. For this reason, it's not as efficient. Lmao you fags WAY overvalue that stat.

>>75308184
but im the pessimist and im still here

also im on team /firesale/

>>75308208
>advanced metrics

mo'Lester confirmed DG?

>>75308208
>copy/pasted from a Bill James e-mail

>>75308208
No one cares DG.

>>75308211
you cucks were no where to be found on thursday, it was pathetic and thoroughly exposing and I have britbro as a witness

now kill yourself

>>75308138
this image is kinda spooky for some reason; I can't quite put my finger on it

>>75308251

Is it because the old astros symbol is sneaking up on her from behind?

>>75308208
>WAR is overvalued under conditions I deem fair

>>75308242
>>75308234
>>75308228
>still calling me DG
Refute anything I just said. You ducking cant lmao.

>>75308161
I embrace the return of the Expos, maybe canucks won't put all the pressure to succeed on one team.

>>75308245
i was here for every game you dumbass

>getting this booty blasted over someone elses opinion

>>75308228
if it wasn't obvious before, its now very clear

>>75307348
although I personally don't use it I would bet that we (NY) will legalize weed. Either the insufferable cunt in Albany named Cuomo will legalize it in his mission to make it look like he actually did something in NY when he does his 2020 presidential run or one/both of the candidates in the 2018 NY Gov election will promise legalization.

>>75308298
But do you want to share a thread with FRENCH Canadians?

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>Correa dead
oh no

>>75308282
maybe, idk what it is for sure

>>75308197
I was being sarcastic, anon

two

and ten

I'd honestly like to get a drink with Kris Bryant. Handsome, phenomenal ball player, and all around great person. It'd be a fun conversation, and I'm sure he'd like to hear my insight in him play. Which player would you want to chill with?

>>75308370
STEVE PEARCE

>>75308323
The few I've interacted with were pretty alright, and the one Canuck I dated in college was a lot of fun.

>>75308394
I know a guy who met Ernie Banks. Said he was a super chill guy and easy to talk to.

>>75308394
>chooses the obviously gay Kris Bryant
What did he mean by this?

>>75308395
watching steve pearce hilariously intentionally throw the games against baltimore was almost worth the losses

>>75308394
Would you also try to kiss him

>>75308394
>phenomenal ball player

Yeah, I figured you'd want him to play with your balls.

>>75308453
kek

>>75308351
Me too dummy

>>75308304
no you weren't lmao, there was a distinct lack of whining and sobbing and "oh he hits into a double play here I don't have to watch firesale when" on thursday because you're a casual /hoc/fag that projects onto everyone that disagrees with the narrative of decline you've kept up since april last year

>jays will be out of contention by june firesale when?
>jays will 8 GB by the all-star break firesale when?
>jays will be 4th in the division and eliminated by the deadline firesale when?
>j-jays will get swept two weekends in a row by division rivals and miss the playoffs, p-please believe me I'll be right this time!!!!!! f-f-f-f-firesale NOW!!!

yeah I get bootyblasted by lifelongs since 2015 that use the team as an outlet for their misery and to feel superior to their own co-fans with their brilliant strategies of blowing the team up

you're a humorless, friendless, unlikeable faggot that does nothing all day except whine on a chinese cartoon forum and think professional baseball players that worked their way to majors unironically go into every at-bat thinking "lmao I'm just gonna whack this one to mars". dumb /hoc/ lifelong kill yourself, you know deep in your heart no one would miss you and the world would be a better place

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>tfw off day

>>75308468
Srry bb

>Yankees will have a 10 game win streak

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>>75308470
because my expectations have createred, last year i was expecting the 2015 offense with an improved rotation to handily win the division, and was upset

this year everyone looks like shit and is regressing, so my expectations for success are zero, now its just about hoping the prospects develop

i cant believe you are this ass devastated about another random assholes opinion on the internet

>>75308453
Lmao you fags will keep making your low brow gay jokes, but I don't even care. I honestly see a little bit of myself in him, so I think we would get along. I was as good as him before my injury.

>>75308535
>Createred

meant cratered

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>>75308529
literally wrong

>>75308535
everyone's allowed to have their opinions, it's just annoying when you spray it around through tears literally every second of every game and then disappear when they take the lead

kill

yourself

>>75308536
>I see myself in him
I bet you do

Whatever problems you think your team has just remember at least this

Your team isn't featuring
Designated Hitter - Yolmer Sanchez

>>75308490
I cant accept that apology

>>75308548
do you also get this upset and sensative when the red cucks and yankee fans make fun of us when we lose?

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>mfw been playing the same 2 teams for the past month
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK THE SCHEDULE MAKERS

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>>75308291
What the fuck is even the matter with you? Can you faggots not see that this guy is SOLER? This dude is and asshurt NL bottom feeder thats been desperate for attention trying to emulate a pseudo-DG persona in the Chicago FanDUMB

You people are dumb as shit still entertaining the words of this ridiculous faggot.

It's incredible to me that after two full seasons you still can't distinguish between an authentic post of mine and some sticky virgin fuck. The guy has a trip dedicated to me and another dedicated to emulating DG in the Cubs FanDUMB.

>>75308566
or a player in the lineup who is 0-21 in his major league career

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>>75307671

>>75308566
Yolmer Sanchez would literally be the 3rd best player in my teams lineup, check your privilege cunt

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>>75308597
>32 games against the NLE to start the year
you know NOTHING

>>75308370
>>75308477
>Toronto's record is the proper way to hold the steering wheel

How responsible of them

>>75308535
>last year i was expecting the 2015 offense with an improved rotation to handily win the division, and was upset

Not even him, but your expectations were unreasonable and naive considering you were only watching since 2015 and think any team's performance is a given going into any season, and of course were upset when confronted with the reality that even the best baseball teams lose about 40% of 162 games.

That's not an excuse to cry and demand a team that ultimately made the playoffs get blown the fuck up in May.

I agree with him, kill yourself you whiny faggot.

>>75308547
>worst team
>worst girl
Pottery.

>>75308576
If you want an apology blowjob you're after the wrong tripfag.

>>75308566
At least it isn't Cody Asche.

Oh wait...

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>>75308636

>>75308599
That's a valid theory, except that I saw SOLER post under his own name multiple times, DG. Not saying you are mo'Lester, but he's not SOLER.

>>75308599
>bottom feeder
Lmao, please tell me how the Cubs are bottom feeders when they fucked the Dodgers in the ass with no reach around. Please tell me how the Cubs are bottom feeders when your lord and savior Clayton Keyshawn got smacked around like the little bitch nigga he is. Lmao you dodger fags are so pathetic. Your false sense of grandeur with nothing to back it up would be funny if it weren't so pathetic. I pity you. Truly. Never reply to me again.

>>75308621
>Not even him
samefag

>>75308588
they're opposing fans you stupid cuck, it's their fucking job to make fun of us and hope we lose, not yours

holy shit you're actually a cuck, why don't you go bandwagon the red sox and yankees dumb /hoc/ casual?

>>75308617
On your way to the bottom of the division.

>>75308657
>samefagging this hard

you are really making our entire fanbase look so bad right now to be quite honest

>>75308687
the only person that makes our fanbase look bad and our threads pure cancer even when we're winning is your self-hating cuck ass

>>75308652
I read none of your posts.You're annoying as fuck. You're not even a little funny. Not even a little. The only people who entertain the dumb shit that comes out your mouth is yourself. Because I really doubt people would waste their time replying to the same stupid shit everyday. If you're on /mlb/ and reply that that dumb faggot end your life.

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>>75308603
>>75308566
Obviously the Ricks are tanking against the yankees so that they'll be sure buyers by the deadline and give up Bird and Judge for Q.

5d Shogi

twoandten

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>>75308681
>half a game back
>series against the lillies coming up
yeah, nah

>>75308734
>Series against the Lillies
Free wins

>>75308479
>Taking shit that doesn't belong to you to play hockey with

both of them should have been beaten more as kids

>>75308726
Even with a 2-10 start and the 30th ranked offense in baseball the blue jays are a real playoff contender this year, they are a special team not like the others

lifelong bluejays fan here btw

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>>75308747
Wanna say that to my face you faggot Jew Yorker

>>75308721
Lmao you're fucking ass hurt that the Dodgers have been exposed year after year. Where is your trophy? Surely with all of that money you'd have something to show for it. Fuck off. Never reply to me again. Your anger is absolutely pathetic. If I wanted to interact with a cunt, I'd go down on your mother after the second date. Fucking kill yourself. The Cubs will continue to embarrass the dodgers for years to come. Don't comeback here if you can't handle it.

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>>75308783
0-3

>>75308725
>quintana on the yankees
>sale on the red sox
This isn't the future any of us chose but if we had to make the best of it could still be in interesting one

>CSGO qualifers vs. watching my White Sox get crushed by the Bankees

decisions, decisions..

>>75308394
My dad used to work for CAT and was invited to a Padre game with a box booth. He was able to take me and his boss was good friends with Randy Jones who actually came in and watched the game with us. I talked with him the entire game and it was the greatest 3 hours of baseball talk I've ever had with anyone. Just taking about how terrible the team was with him and how he hopes they can make a playoff contender in the future was amazing. Also he really hated Chris Denorfia for some reason, he wouldn't tell me but he wanted him gone.

>>75308800
csgo qualifiers

oh fug are they on?

might give that a watch considering all the pitchers throwing today are meh

>>75308800
>watch CSGO or a CGSO

>>75308800
>watching Counter Strike Go instead of your baseball team
Absolutely fucking pathetic lmao. White Sox fans need to have a mass exodus from Chicago.

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>>75308791
*beans Assdribble*

>>75308800
Watching Holland "pitch" ever being a factor should make any decision obvious
Not to mention how obviously we are tanking

>>75308824
i wish i could give this post gold

>>75308828
>cusb fans don't understand that we're intentionally losing to the yankees so we can sucker Cashman later
Stop playing 1d checkers pleb

>>75308824
Too good.

Reminder Erwin Santana CGSO'd this white sox """"team""". Will the yankees get a no hitter today?

>>75308852
We already sucker punched the Yankees with the Chapman trade. Lmao I doubt they learned from it, but you're not going to beat the Yankees in a trade as bad as we did.

>>75308852
the only thing Mo's playing is cock

>>75303737
>barely leaves the house
>gets told what to do by a former goldman sachs banker, jewish son in law, and his generals
>thinking melania is attractive

lol sure what an alpha

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>>75308872
Seeing how FO now wants to copycat you guys in everything, I wouldn't be surprised if we tried. Imagine Cashman getting bamboozled by Chicago Baseball one year after the other.

Quintana for Bird, Judge, and Frazier

Who says no?

The absolute state of today's games

>>75308872
>punched the Yankees with the Chapman trade
>trade a bunch of prospects for a guy you only had for 3 months who blew games on every stage of the postseason
>Yankees got him back anyway
You sure showed the yankees

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>>75308715
That and your fans throw beer at babies
>and you think Joey Batflip is anything other than a journeyman who had one moment of glory
>and Tulowitzki starts a bench-clearing once a month
>and you blame one Amish kid in KC for losing the 2015 ALCS, despite Joey Bats' bonehead fielding, RA Dickey getting rekt at home, and Donaldson being unable to get two guys home when it mattered the most (of course, he was facing the Terminator himself, Wade Davis).

So much better down here, with based Salvy as our franchise face. Seriously, this home has fun.

>>75308734
>>75308747
You can't even beat the Marlins.

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>>75308632
>having shit taste

>>75309057
dont trigger him too hard, you've seen how sensitive he is

>>75309072
The White Sox are dogshit, yet somehow still better than the Cusb.

Shoeless Joe should be in the HoF.
B*rry B8nds, R*g*r Cl*m*ns, C*rt Sc*ll*ng and Pete Rose, not so much.

>>75309115
Pete and Joe should have two statutes to open Cooperstown's new wing: The Hall of CHEATERS.

>>75309090
April baseball is full of oddities.

Just look at the Rockies.