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/mlb/ general - Shit Rockets Edition

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TEX:Shin-Soo Choo homers, drives in five in loss
TOR:J.A. Happ scheduled to undergo MRI on elbow
CWS:Avisail Garcia whacks two-run homer in 10th
BOS:Kimbrel earns fifth save, Red Sox beat Rays
KC:Ian Kennedy cruises through eight vs. Angels
KC:Mondesi steals fifth base, scores winning run
LA:Rich Hill leaves start with blister issue
MIA:J.T. Riddle swats walkoff homer on Sunday
ATL:Colon allows just one hit over seven vs. Pads
PIT:Adam Frazier clubs three-run homer in win
WAS:Harper homers twice, including walkoff bomb
CHC:Jon Lester blanks Pirates over seven innings
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>>75292771
Jints
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Waiting for Northwest League tbqh
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>>75292771
Second for smuk wahoo
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Who can start us?
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The Cleveland Terry Franconas
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Have you guys apologized to Bird yet?
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MARINERS!
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>>75292808
Suicide thoughts.

>>75292812
Injuns desu.
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Rome Braves could beat the Atlanta Braves in 5 games.
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>>75292803
the chief ain't even in the screencap ya dingdong
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Early division power rankings:

1. AL East
>gap
2. NL West
3. NL Central
4. NL East

>>>>>>>>>>>>sizable gap

5. AL Central

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>POWER GAP

9000. AFC South
9001. English Football League Two
9002. Slovenská hadzanárska extraliga

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>POWER GAP

900000. A lesson on long division taught to a Surinamese elementary school class
900001. A now-defunct mahjong circuit in the heart of Mexicali’s Villa Residential Casa Magna

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>SEISMICALLY-CONCEIVED GAP

Infinity000000: Undefined
Infinity000001: Someone told me long ago
There's a calm before the storm
I know, it's been comin' for some time
When it's over, so they say
It'll rain a sunny day
I know, shinin' down like water

[Chorus]
I want to know, have you ever seen the rain?
I want to know, have you ever seen the rain?
Comin' down on a sunny day

Yesterday, and days before
Sun is cold and rain is hardI know, been that way for all my time
'Til forever, on it goes
Through the circle, fast and slowI know, it can't stop, I wonder

[Chorus]
I want to know, have you ever seen the rain?
I want to know, have you ever seen the rain? Comin' down on a sunny day

Yeah!


[Chorus]
I want to know, have you ever seen the rain?
I want to know, have you ever seen the rain? Comin' down on a sunny day

Infinity0000002: AL West
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Who /postseason/ here?

Now that the field is officially set, who is your pick for the world series?
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I'm going to Safeco on May 2. What should I wear? Should I go normie or autistically?
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>>75292833
He's there. He's just lurking.
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Is he finally worth Reed?
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>>75292840
>Twins/Yankees Wild Card
Would /mlb/ be able to handle it?
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>>75292853
fucking kek
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are the jays going to win 10 games this year?
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>>75292851
If by autistically you mean decked out in team gear than that's basically normie anyway
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>>75292876
Yes, but they will have to play 33 innings against the Injuns to win their 10th
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>>75292840
>old logos
>shit paint skills
>actually using paint
>using windows in 2017
Suicide is advised.
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Good things are coming lads.

We just need some bullpen help :)
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>>75292840
If the Pirates can keep up like this, I'd consider them a strong wild card contender. Big if though, and they'd need Glasnow to get his shit together.
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>>75292840
it would be absolute pottery for mattingly and the marlins to btfo the doyers in a wc game
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>>75292915
Like crippling depression?
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>>75292911
Mandated, in fact.
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>>75292840
>Though some series of events and injuries Joe Nathan is brought in to try and close the game for the Twins.
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>>75292803
>>75292833
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>>75292925
*takes you out while throwing a no-no*
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>>75292922
>-11 run differential
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>>75292949
ty lad
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>>75292894
Normie is wearing a jersey, flat brimmed hat, and bringing a new mitt. Autistically is to bring a radio, headphones, an old stained shirt, my childhood mitt and a curved baseball hat.
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>>75292868
We 2000s again
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>>75292961
I mostly mean how they looked against the Cubs. As I said, big if. If they go back to looking like they did to start, no way in hell. But I also doubt the Reds will keep this up, so we're both fantasizing here.
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>>75292922

>"the best thing about winning is that we don't have to hear that stupid song"

BASED
A
S
E
D
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>>75292973
read as
>curved baseball bat
thought we were bout to play some jai alai nigga
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>>75292973
Everyone over 25 will appreciate the curved brimmed
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>>75292954
He had 90+ pitches after 5 1/3 with 5 BB. There's no way he was gonna finish that game.
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>>75292839

TELL ME ABOUT THE AL WEST
WHY IS IT ALWAYS SHIT
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>>75292987
I thought the most unlikely playoff team at this point is the Twins but they are currently are tied with LA for highest RD and have given up only 30 runs (fewest in MLB).

Of course anything can happen to any team.
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So, has Yadi just not learned english his entire time in the bigs?
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>>75293038
Most unlikely is the rags
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>>75292922
why the fuck do you niggers want to make the WC? just to get CGSO again?
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>>75293038
True, I was just thinking NL Central.
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>>75292915
did someone just say We just need some bullpen help
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>>75293013
See that's where you're wrong, kiddo.
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>>75293063
I meant of teams currently in playoff position.
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>espn airs an interview DURING THE GAME

THIS IS THE DUMBEST FUCKING SHIT
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>>75292871
cute
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>50 posts in 15 minutes
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>>75293072
We're good Christian niggers, who like a struggle.
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hey guys, the cubs suck
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>rags
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>>75293091
they aired it before the game too. Why show it again during the actual game?
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>>75293147
BASEDBALLS BACK
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>>75293215
ESPN is so shameless jumping all over the bandwagon of these big market teams. They NEED them to succeed.
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>>75293291
I would pay for a Managers of MLB swimsuit calendar just to see Buck Showalter.
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>>75293307
the worst part is making them into "the good guys" for all the pleb lifelongs
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>rags
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I want to die, son
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>>75293337
the october model would have to be ned yost, the manager with the highest win% in postseason history minimum 25 games
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>>75293147
This is the power of >rags
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Is this the year Bumshit becomes irrelevant and the Giants have 5 straight losing seasons? Literally every team has the future in their hands except them. Better yet, who will take Bumshit when the Giants are 30 games under .500 by July 2018?
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This guy walks up and smacks your gf on the ass and then robs a home run.

what do you do?
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>>75293464
the new even year meme will become even years meaning the giants don't lose 100 games
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>the Rockies lead the NL west
What do they mean by this?
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Would anyone in /mlb/ feel anything if Buster Olney was hit in the head by a line drive and dropped dead on the spot?
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>>75293428
he looks like he has baby arms in this webm
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why are the rags so bad?
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>>75293503
Not at all
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>>75293538
I don't know future Las Vegas fan, I just don't know.
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>>75293479
ask him why he just slapped his own ass
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the rangers were winning 6-1 today and still lost
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>>75293583
>rags
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>>75293464
you're a fucking comedian m8 :^)
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>>75293622
>Dyson still has a job
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>>75293583
>rags
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>>75293464
>>5 straight losing seasons


>4 NLCS appearances
4 NL Championship Series = 4 losses

NOT A CHAMPION

... for TWENTY-EIGHT YEARS.
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>>75293649
>tattoos
Nope
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Can someone give me a quick rundown on the >Rags?
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>>75293479
Ask him to slap mine as well.

>>75293622
>It was 6-1
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>>75293844
>rags
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>>75293844
>bows to any form of pressure
>history of mediocrity
>laughing stock of the AL West, the worst division in baseball
>habitual chokers
>robbing the people of Dallas for tax dollars to build a new stadium even though their current stadium is only 20 years old.
>One Strike Away (twice)
>rags
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>>75293950
Thank you.
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>>75293488
Our bullpen is elite I tell you! Elite!
(Our starters are dropping like flies though)
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>>75294054
dont forget
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>>75294133
God damn this was fucked up
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>>75294133
I hope he is okay.
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>>75294133
did he died?
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I was informed that the Cleveland Indians have the best pitching staff in the American League.

Who told me a fib.
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>>75294205
>>75294194
>>75294179
he'll be fine
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>>75294133
Jesus man
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Does anyone else feel really uncomfortable about these 20 year old stadiums being declared unfit?

I cannot justify the Braves, Rangers and Diamondbacks demanding new stadiums at enormous taxpayer expense and I definitely won't think of these teams positively when I see them play. At least the voters approved the plan in Texas but the shadowy deal in Georgia makes me think the Braves don't deserve to wear the name Atlanta on their uniforms.

I used to want to visit every MLB ballpark but I will never ever visit SunTrust park. Its architecture is ugly as fuck too.
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>>75293022
>rags
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>>75293583
>rags
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>>75294398
Tough shit buckoo. I voted for them to go to Cobb County because I don't want to go to niggerville to watch my team.
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>>75294293
clearly its detroit as evidenced by their pitching staff carrying them through the ALDS and ALCS last season
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>rags
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>>75294436
this desu
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>>75294398
this is capitalism

welcome to America
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YOU MAY ONLY REPLY TO THIS POST IF YOUR TEAM HAS 5 OR MORE WINS

NOT SO FAST
>RAGS
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>>75294491
>Capitalism
>Funded by tax dollars
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>>75294398
Diamondbacks have no deal. If anything, they are the most likely to end up in Vegas at this point. The city of Phoenix doesn't want to help with anything and the city officials here won't spend a dime on any project new stadium, renovations, or whatever.

Not like it's going to alienate Arizonans as the closest big league city to Vegas is still Phoenix.
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>>75294530
Over .500 is neat treat
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>>75294530
Lmao I'm so fucking proud of MY cubs
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>>75294491
Capitalism doesn't condone giving taxpayer money to private ventures.
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the headshot ESPN is using for eric thames is from the 2 months he was on the orioles in 2013

kek
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>>75294551
If they can't get Pheonix they can probably get Glendale, those people are thirsty for major league teams that Pheonix doesn't want
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>>75294398
this is why I'm glad as a royals fan that kauffman stadium is one of those parks that isn't so old that it is shit tier for all reasons other than its history, but not a bland new park that lacks any personality whatsoever

doyers and royals imo are the only teams with parks that are in this sweetspot. places like PNC and AT&T are really nice but they are very clearly modern era parks that lack the historical feeling to them
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>>75294456
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>>75294456
Also
>Vershit giving up 9 runs in 5 fucking innings, 7 in the first three

The difference between the Indians and Detoilet is latter overperforming and will regress and the former is underperforming. With the Twins actually playing fundamentally well, Tigers probably are not even in WC consideration. Even the White Sox will probably bully them this year.
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>>75294530
Somehow but feels good
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>>75294477
Damn I am liking those Seattle uniforms
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>>75294436
Where will Cobb County get $400 million?

Also for all you Dixies who like to make fun of California's taxes, AT&T Park was privately funded.
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Pirates!
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>>75293844
I got nothing

(you got dubs tho)
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>>75294542
>>75294565
Stop posting
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>>75294556
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>>75294649
Cobb County is the richest county in the state. They have the money.
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>>75294556
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>I rate the cardinals
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>>75294598
I want to visit one day. Kaufman looked very comfy during the ASG.
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Lifelong cubbies fan here
Im a lifelong pirates fan now
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>>75294648
they are pertty
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>>75294598
I'll concede that PNC feels very modern. The view is gorgeous, and walking into the park on Roberto Clemente bridge makes up for it though. Hopefully they'll keep it long enough for it to start feeling historic.
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>>75292771
Rockies
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>>75294608
Terry Francona has two actual Manager of the Year awards.
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>>75294682
is this real?
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>>75294653
If the stadiums are such a good investment why do they need public money at all?

If the point of building stadiums is to bring economic development to an area why did the Braves cite the poor neighborhood around Turner as the reason they wanted out? Shouldn't there have been 20 years worth of economic development to improve it?
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>>75292840
>THE LOS ANGELES DODGERS A WILD CARD TEAM

END YOUR RIDICULOUS FUCKING LIFE YOU DUMB FAGGOT DID U FORGET THAT THE WEST RUNS THROUGH KERSHAW AND JANSEN
DUMB FAGGOT
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>>75294711
just need the names on the back and they would be flawless
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>>75294706
Is Roberto Clemente your hero?
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>>75294610
>The difference between the Indians and Detoilet is latter overperforming and will regress and the former is underperforming. With the Twins actually playing fundamentally well, Tigers probably are not even in WC consideration. Even the White Sox will probably bully them this year.

lol
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>>75294758
Public stadiums are a scam not one tax dollar should ever touch those things
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>>75294530
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>The difference between the Indians and Detoilet is latter overperforming and will regress and the former is underperforming. With the Twins actually playing fundamentally well, Tigers probably are not even in WC consideration. Even the White Sox will probably bully them this year.
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>>75294649
>AT&T Park was privately funded
... and the mortgage is now paid!
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>>75294758
My point was more that capitalists have always funneled state funds for private ventures. Although usually people argue that sports venues are economic draws for business and travel.
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>>75294778
I'm liking this trend of off white day game unis
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>>75294772
>Kershit
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>>75293059
Becuase he taught wainwright to speak Spanish and why would you speak English in a baseball field Lmfao
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>>75294778
they should make a name and no name one.
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>>75294772
>RUNS THROUGH KERSHAW

Reminder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y77gKZ2EEb0
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You may only respond to this post if >your team has 9 wins.
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>>75294896
I have 14 wins and am replying to this post.
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>>75294825
State funds to private ventures is ok when it's for a public need such as contracting a company to run waste management or utilities.

Turner Field was on my list of stadiums to visit this summer. I will never go to SunTrust park.
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Post all time favorite games
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>>75294802
The Indians paid for all of Progressive Field's renovations I believe. So it doesn't have to always cost the taxpayers.
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>>75294795
>>75294818
Which part triggers you: the Indians already proving they're a good team last season, the Twins playing like a good team so far this season, or the thought that the White Sox might win some series against Detroit?
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>>75294935
Marlels BTFO
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>>75294935
>but baseball is so boring!

What is the proper response to this?
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>>75294935
What a shit show.

>this is what Manfred wants MLB to be
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>POST YOUR FACE WHEN YOU REALIZE BUMSHIT WILL SIGN WITH THE LOS ANGELES DODGERS FOR 230M AND BECOME THE GREATEST 1-2 PUNCH IN THE HISTORY OF BASEBALL
>POST YOUR FACE WHEN BOCHY OPTS OUT HIS CONTRACT AND JOINS LA
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>>75295007
>>75295014
Better to lose 17-18 than 30-3.
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>>75294996
None of those desu
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>>75294996
Who cares about last season? and how does winning some series equate to bullying?

I agree though Minnesota looks decent and obviously Cleveland isn't going to be a basement dweller all year.

Just not really understanding what you're angry about.
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>>75294996
>whos
>winning series
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>>75295072
Verlander gets traded to LA before 2018, does Kate and all related memes transfer over in the deal?
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>>75295038
>The Dodgers need to mooch from the Giants in order to be legitimate competitors
Sad!
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>>75295072
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>>75295100
Sure. You get pic related and his giant load on her back as well.
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>>75295100
Only if Bellinger is included
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>>75294935
Obviously game 5 of the 2008 World Series
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>>75294935
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>>75295095
I was just hopping on the leaf BTFOing the detroit shitposting, that doesn't require any anger. replying back with >lol probably does though. Just my opinion Detroit doesn't look very good. Sorry lad.
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>>75295156
>chokeland
>jokeland
>gAy's
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>>75295156
Fucking nuts
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>>75295172
I replied "lol" because that statement started off okay, but got silly near the end. Probably should have left it alone.

No worries, I know at the end of the day we are all here to shitpost. That's basically all I do in Tigers gamethreads.
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>there are people in this thread that will deny Addison Russell as the greatest SS in Cubs history
Fucking sickening. Don't even give me that Ernie Banks bs. Russell is on another level.
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75295239
Your bait sucks every time.
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>>75295156
>salvy somehow pulling an offspeed pitch 6 inches off the plate
>ball goes 1 inch beyond donaldson's glove who just seconds before the pitch was thrown decided to stop guarding the line

crazy stuff
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Please don't show crowd shots of yankee fans it is repulsive
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>>75294772
>RUNS THROUGH KERSHAW
RAN OVER A CHOKER
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>>75295099
>already won two series against AL central opponents on the road

that's got to at least match last season
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>>75295239
You can never be DG. Just give it up. For you to try and live up to an iconic 4chan persona is a waste of time. You're humiliating yourself.
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>>75295270
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>>75295099
They just did today
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>>75295296
sup DG
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>>75294598
Just took my little girl to the game today. Perfect day for it.

>Mfw we go back Wednesday cause I wanted to see MadBum as a Royals fan
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>>75295289
just checked, it matches last season. also one each at the twins and indians
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>>75294598
Mets fan here. Citi field is a nice ballpark that is pretty comfy, but really does lack history. At least we have the shea bridge
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>Avisail Garcia is actually turning into "Mini Miggy"
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>Gary Sanchez gets injured
>Yankees undefeated since
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>>75295331
>white sox fans still complain about him
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Does SF really finish deadass last in the west? Slow start? Fill me in.
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>>75295428
Frisco will be the worst team in the division for the next 5 years. Trade Madbum to a real team so he can win a ring. A team like the DODGERS!
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>>75295428
The Diamondbacks are unironically going to win the division. Dodgers will sniff at a WC but might not make it. Then: Giants, Rockies, Padres in that order.
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>>75295428
>Shit offense
>Shit bullpen that negates Bumgarner/Cueto going 7+, 1 R
>Every other starter is shit
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>>75295423
his defense is still abysmal and he'll go back to being shit soon enough
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>pissboi shitposting again
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>>75295423
Because he still can't play OF
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>>75295465
You haven't watched a single game from the NL west have you You dumb faggot?
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>>75295477
He's elated and giggling like a little girl. He just watched both his schoolyard crushes duke it out at Little Cholos Stadium earlier this week.
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>>75295508
Go drink your urine
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>>75295466
Bumshit is shit dude can't beat Arizona, Colorado, and chokes against LA.
Cueto is the real ace of the staff. If SF was smart they would flip bumshit for a LOAD of prospects and rebuild QUICK enough to still take advantage of their current "stars"
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>>75295559
>royals pen is worse than ours

literally how
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>>75295559
are the twins elite?
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>>75295559
Laughing SO HARD at Cleveland Indians
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>>75295559
How are the Rangers not the worst?
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>>75295559
>first in starting
>last in relief
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>>75295584
Yes. They are going to win the division.
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>>75295559
Only LA and Boston will sustain those reliever numbers because they have so much depth
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>>75295465

>This fucking guy
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Are the Dbacks actually going to make the playoffs this year or are they destined to shit the bed like they do every year
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>watching cardinals game
>espn shows some cubs world series shit

fuck off espn
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>Already challenging for a .400 season
Have you apologized yet?
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>>75295797
Let me know where he is in august
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>>75295775
LA wins the division like always. Both WC may very well be Colorado and Arizona. Arizona in 2015 had the best defense in baseball with a poor rotation. Then in 2016 pollock/goldy/Greinke all performed like shit. Now pollock is back, Goldy is performing, and Greinke is pretty good when he doesn't face the Dodgers.

TLDR : Yes they're good. But its not sudden. Their pitching has just caught up to their defense and offence
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>>75295877
>Both WC may very well be Colorado and Arizona.
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AL West is fucking pathetic. Wouldn't be surprsied if the div winner has 83 games
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>>75295874
.400/.500/.600
Not even debatable.
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Where is the Reds poster who delivers banter against the >Methinals? He definitely needs to post now.
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>>75295953
t. deluded mest fan nibbling precum from cespedes' BBC
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>>75296000
holy fucking projection lmao

DG still hates the Mest this much? My sides
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>rags……......>rags >rags >rags................. >rags ........................ >rags >rags ..................... >rags >rags
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>…>rags…....>rags ......... >rags........ >rags ......... >rags ....... >rags ................. >rags .................... >rags
>rags……......>rags................ >rags . >rags ......... >rags.............>rags >rags >rags............. >rags >rags.
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>>75296023
because it stings
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>>75296023
>sees banter
>lol ur mad
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>>75296083
>Houston
Go watch Texas Tech and be done with it fag.
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>>75296117
>banter
>it's just a typed out homoerotic fantasy

Are we SURE DG isn't mo'Lester?
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>>75296126

>rags
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>>75292822
Y'all did a great job today
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stale meme
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>>75296000
How obsessed are you?
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Get dyson outta there lol he better be in AAA by tomorrow lmao
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Our own fans Are putting up a better fight than the cardinals
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>>75296225
>rags
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>>75296191
>rags……......>rags >rags >rags................. >rags ........................ >rags >rags ..................... >rags >rags
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>rags……......>rags >rags >rags................. >rags ........................ >rags >rags ..................... >rags >rags
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>rags……......>rags................ >rags . >rags ......... >rags.............>rags >rags >rags............. >rags >rags.
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>>75296225
>>75296241
This just in Dyson has been given a new 5 year contract and has been named the full time closer.
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Mad at the fish?
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>>75296284
I liked watching you guys squeak out a WS win against the Indians. Watching Jose Mesa shit his pants was hilarious.
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>>75296217
>obsessed
This is what they now shout in Sanctuary Stadium, instead of Policia or ICE.
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>>75294054
top kek
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>>75296364
>No WS game wins
>the city of Hueston and their team the Sweepies
lmaoing at you. Would rather lose the series than ever get swept.
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>>75296321
Wish i coulda seen those live :(

Didn't become a fan until high school when i got bored with basketball and went to a game with me papi
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>>75296397
>rags
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>>75296397
ONE
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>>75296450
STRIKE
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>>75296427
Oh I was 2 when that happened. I watched it on tape. I'm 22 now and I wish I could have seen it live too.
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>>75296465
AWAY
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>>75296427
Caption this
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>>75296507
(TWICE)
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>>75296527
Orange uniform and homeplate seats. Yes! That's what I'll do when I make it.
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>Yankees didn't complete their first 3 game sweep until August last season
>Already have two this season
>Pineda learning how to harness his autism for good
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>Yankees
Enjoy fourth place faggot. Go Orioles.
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>>75296321

Mesa was involved in a longstanding feud with former teammate Omar Vizquel following the publication of Vizquel's autobiography, Omar! My Life On and Off the Field. In the book, Vizquel criticized Mesa's performance in Game 7 of the 1997 World Series: "The eyes of the world were focused on every move we made. Unfortunately, Jose's own eyes were vacant. Completely empty. Nobody home. You could almost see right through him. Not long after I looked into his vacant eyes, he blew the save and the Marlins tied the game." Mesa reacted furiously, pledging to hit Vizquel upon every subsequent opportunity: "Even my little boy told me to get him. If I face him 10 more times, I'll hit him 10 times. I want to kill him."[2] By the end of the 2007 season, Mesa had hit Vizquel on three separate occasions. Vizquel expressed regret in 2014 about what happened due to his comments about Mesa (which he also stated were misinterpreted) but Mesa and Vizuqel have never reconciled, to the point where Mesa said he hadn't spoken to Vizquel in over a decade and had no plans to ever talk to him again.
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>>75296588
As we've learned from the election, and Shia Leboofs dumbass art project, Weaponized Autism is a dangerous thing
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>>75294477
Haniger is a stud
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>>75296327
I don't understand the point you're trying to get across
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>Mets
Enjoy fourth place faggots. GO MARLINS.
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>>75296627
see 2 posts below you.
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>>75296614
We won a trade for once so far
>>
Hey guys, just wondering if we have a team nickname for the Dallas Rangers of Arlington yet?
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>>75296634
>fourth place
Check the standings, friend
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http://www.star-telegram.com/news/local/community/fort-worth/article59623741.html
>rags
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>Yankees have won 7 in a row, sweep Cards
>Pirates sweep Cubs at Wrigley
>Royals, Mariners, Marlins, Braves all sweep weekend series
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>>75296595
>>75296634
Enjoy seeing both the Yankees and Mets in the playoffs and both of your teams sitting at home when they crash and burn in the summer
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>>75294551
>>75294591
This plus as a Vegas resident I can say for certain a NL team here would fail

This is 99.99% a dodger town
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>>75296700
why are mest fans so sensitive to banter? Laugh you stupid faggot
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>>75296690

>blow gays
>>
So its now conclusive that Gary Sanchez in the lineup is a detriment to the team and can no longer play again
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>>75295559
This cannot be true because I was notified that the Cleveland Indians and Boston Red Sox have the best rotations in the MLB
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>>75296714
Well too bad, you're getting the Athletics.
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>>75296665
You seem upset friend? No need to be.

The fish are back in biz
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>>75296714
Shhhhh don't let people hear you say good things about the Dodgers and their domestic/international popularity
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Post some god-tier closers.
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>>75296753
>domestic/international
Oh, that's right. The other side of the wall is international.
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>>75296690
>mfw technically no sweep because of stupid rain
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How bad is Pirates' bullpen?
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>>75296781
It wasn't his fuck up. It's cool to meme on Texas but it was clearly a tram collapse

t. Veteran memer tired of forced memes and walls of rags text
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>>75296796
Infinitely better than Tyler Glasnow.
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>>75296744
I don't mind

Tbh my "second" team is the tigers
Why?
Family in Michigan
>tfw going to get to watch Kershaw and company blow them the fuck out this August
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>>75296690
>Blow Gays
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>>75296749
Mets are third, a half a game back. Phillies are 4th, 3 games back.
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>>75296789
was this supposed to be banter or something?
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>>75296813
>rags……......>rags >rags >rags................. >rags ........................ >rags >rags ..................... >rags >rags
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>rags……......>rags................ >rags . >rags ......... >rags.............>rags >rags >rags............. >rags >rags
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>>75296814
What's his ERA now, 8-10?
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>>75296882
>Italian Buccos fan
What made you pick them? Solid choice desu
>>
>rags
>cubes
>canada
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>rägß
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>>75296789
>>
Wtf you guys told me the Yankees would be bad
>>
>>75296928
>tfw abc order
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>>75296928
Bro it's "hasta la vista" Good effort.
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>>75296895
>What made you pick them?
My dad, since I was a kid. Dunno why especially since part of our family is from Huston\NY
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>>75296970
>rags
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>>75296946
?
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>>75296970
>implying HASTA won't be the standings at the end of the season
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>>75296975
That's nice. When did you start watching baseball? I love it when rare (by this thread's standards) flags come here and shitpost with us. I actually know an Italian Tigers fan as well but it seems like most of you guys are Yankees caps/shirts there based on my trips there.
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>>75296928
what a terrible division. rivals the nl east
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>>75296986
HOU
LAA
OAK
SEA
TEX

ABC Order
>>
>Methinals are 3-9

Who do we thank for this?
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>>75297065
ah, that's cool. didn't even realize
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>>75297065
>most of the teams had winning records vs. the nl central last year
More like the NL is still the babby league.
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7 game streak, bby

>inb4 swept by the whos
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>>75297078
Meant to quote>>75297038
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>>75297065
>the division can be divided into [H] and [LOST]
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>>75297091
You know its happening
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>>75297091
ehhhh
not as bad as swept by ...
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>>75296678
>literally Royce Hooper
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>>75297122
>>75297065
What can other divisions do?

WASHINGTON
ATLANTA
MIAMI
PHILADELPHIA
NEW YORK
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>>75297028
>When did you start watching baseball?
When we had our first cable tv -20 years ago- and after I start to lose interest in soccer (still rooting for my beloved Napoli anyway).
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>>75297193
>M'Pawn
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>>75296631
he didn't...
did he?!
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>>75297245
Kek
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>>75297193
Bal
Bos
Nyy
Tb
Tor

Cle
Cws
Det
Kcr
Min

>no vowels
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Gauchos
>>
THE CATEGORY IS PHRASE

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>>75297417
Damn, let me fix that

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>>75297417
Id like to solve the puzzle

>raaaaaaaaaaaaags
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Mariners haven't swept the Rangers since Griffey was still on the team.
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>>75297426
one strike away

now do a hard one
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>>75297426
The
Texass
Rags
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>>75297426
Let's have an R, S, T, L, N, and E

_ N E

S T R _ _ E

_ _ _ _

Now I'm gonna need 3 consonants and a vowel.
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>>75297417
Help, I can't fit multiple entries in this
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>>75297437
damn it, take your $30,000
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>>75297437
Ask and recieve. Only one letter per post please. Can offer up to 3 hints if proving too hard.

_
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>>75297463
a big red down arrow

these are too easy
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>>75297463
>no category
>no RSTLNE
amatuers
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>>75292911
>old logos
>bad
KILL YOURSELF HUEMONKEY
>>
Category: Historical states of the Middle-east

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>>75297471
Oh

Give me a sec then.
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>>75297519
O
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>>75297519
Texasss
>raaags
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>>75297543
O _ _ O _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
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>>75297554
Pat, I'd like to solve the puzzle!

OTTOMAN EMPIRE
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>>75296732
MVP
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>>75297570
Yes!
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>>75297554
Ottomon
Empire

Where the fuck are the hard ones?
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>>75297580
Category: Thing
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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The greatest all time living baseball player and future hall of famer and guy that makes baseball fun again

_ r _ _ e
_ _ r _ e r
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>>75295559
this is an adequately large sample size and an accurate indication of future performance

the position of teams on this list will not change at all 3 months from now
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>>75297588
S
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>>75297436
*Mariners havent swept the rags since Haniger was on the team
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ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT EVERYONE, LET'S GET THIS STARTED.
TODAY WE HAVE BLACK FAMILY VS WHITE FAMILY COMPETING FOR THOUSANDS OF DALLARS.

OUR FIRST QUESTION IS: NAME A MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL FRANCHISE THAT SUCKS
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>>75297446
P L A Y O F F C H O K E R
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>>75297606

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>>75297633
*BUZZ*

The New York Mets!!
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>>75297633
MARINERS!
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>>75297633
YANKEES
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>>75297648
>>75297652
SURVEY SAYS
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>>75297633
Astros!
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>>75297633
Phillies
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>>75297648
>buzz
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>>75297666
I know this

>[YOUR TEAM]
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>>75297660
>>75297669
>>75297674
CAREFUL NOW, WE ONLY ONE STRIKE AWAY FROM THE OTHA FAMILY STEALIN IT!
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>>75297696
assletics
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>>75297696
Dwight's Ox
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>>75297696
>one strike away
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>>75297683
Would *RING* satisfy your autism better?
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>>75297720
Not really a ring either do you even watch the show?
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>>75297717
>>75297690
>>75297718
THAS THREE STRIKES, LET'S GO OVER TO THE OTHA FAMILY NOW WIT A CHANCE TO STEAL
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>>75297696
Astros! Any team that doesn't have 2 pennants!
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>>75297740
I think we're gonna go with Brewers, Steve
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>>75297740
Steve... we're going to say...

THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS
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>>75297749
>>75297757
>>75297760
LESS TAKE A LOOK AT OUR SURVEY
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>>75297719
underrated toast
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>>75297766
Survey was a group of casuals!
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>>75297766
Rags!
Rags?
Rags!
Rags!!
Rags!
RAGS!

>*applause*
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>>75297766
>no numbers
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>CUSB
>CUSB
>CUSB
>CUSB
>CUSB
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>>75297647
R
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>>75297790
>>75297793
THEY ALL OUR NUMBAH ONE ANSWER!
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>>75297795
Fuck you bandwagon faggot. I bet you've never watched a pirates game before tonight.
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>>75297795
>CUSB……............>CUSB >CUSB >CUSB..... >CUSB ............ >CUSB .......... >CUSB >CUSB..... >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB
>…>CUSB…......>CUSB ................. >CUSB....>CUSB ............ >CUSB .....>CUSB........................>CUSB ............ >CUSB
>……>CUSB....>CUSB .................................. >CUSB .............>CUSB ..... >CUSB.......................>CUSB >CUSB.>CUSB
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>CUSB……............>CUSB >CUSB >CUSB. . ...>CUSB >CUSB >CUSB......... >CUSB >CUSB........>CUSB >CUSB >CUSB
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>>75297222
>not listing the qtiest of qts Suzie Kool
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>>75297816
Check the archives faglord ;^)
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>>75297814
What a great show
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>>75297805
No Rs

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>>75297669
>>75297749
>>75297782
Tiki is mad tonight! It's almost like his team got SWEPT by the Mariners or something!
Can't wait for him to tell us about PENNANTS and how much better his team is than teams he supposedly doesn't care about!
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>>75297853
T
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>>75297853
A
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>>75297853
P
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>>75297858
dude it's way too early in the season to be mad, im just playing along.
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Who gives a shit about baseball? It's just a distraction until America's Team the Dallas Cowboys win the Super Bowl again. Fuck the haters who don't live in the DFW.
t. Los Altos resident
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>>75297865
but it's never too early for you to stop posting forever! Haha!
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>>75297864
>>75297863
>>75297861

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ A _
_ _ _ S
_ A _
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>>75297865
Bro just take your trip and become an icon as I have. Your team itself had become an iconic /mlb/ must watch team
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>>75297905
Texassss
Rag
Rags
Rag
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>>75297884

>didn't even make it to the NFC finals
>lost to a semi-closeted gay man that was having a lot of personal issues at the time
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>>75297905
N
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>>75297945
They cheated. Come to Los Altos and say that to my face homie. I will gun you down.
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>>75297972


_ _ _ _ _ _ N _
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>>75297992
C
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>>75298020

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>>75298035
m
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In the wake of Jackie Robinson Weekend, I've taken this time to reflect upon the "most black" players to play in the MLB.

5. Carl Everett
4. Nyjer Morgan
3. Albert Belle
2. Darryl Strawberry
1. Milton Bradley
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>>75298319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRep-yhT7Xo
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>>75298319
I remember when Milton Bradley played for the Padres and injured himself and I think Mike Cameron during a game on accident while chimping out.

I liked him but damn he could not control his rage
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fuck, I missed the shitposting gameshows
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>>75298342
>I liked him
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>>75298319
Milton Bradley was my first MVP chant at dodger stadium.

Im not even kidding. I went to the game where he chucked the fucking beer at the fan. Like I was in right field. I have vivid memory if chanting MVP. I was like 8 or 9. Dude always hit homers when I saw him play. Are we sure this nigga isn't related to Jackie Bradley Jr? If they both came out and said they were father and son nobody would doubt it for a moment.
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>>75298332

>ejected from a spring training game for arguing balls and strikes

Classic Bradley.
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>>75298349
The first padre game I went to when I got into baseball was the day he got traded to them against the braves and I vividly remember him making a spectacular catch and see his passion for playing with the guys around him on the team I cheered for.
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i like baseball.
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>>75298401
Please don't watch our sport.
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>>75298405
ok ill stop
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>>75298411
dont take that shit germany
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>>75298386
White people will never understand what it means to have passion for something. Bradley was awesome to watch.
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>>75298414
its ok, i was lying to the other guy, but dont tell him.
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>>75298416
Theees a difference between passion and legitimate anger issues
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>>75298401
>http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/b/beckehe02.shtml
>the only german MLB player during WWII

I can't imagine how much shit this guy got during his career.
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>>75298425
HA! That other guy is an idiot
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Upon scholarly review. I have decided to bump up Albert Belle after my research discovered:

>It was a taken in baseball circles that Albert Belle was nuts... The Indians billed him $10,000 a year for the damage he caused in clubhouses on the road and at home, and tolerated his behavior only because he was an awesome slugger... He slurped coffee constantly and seemed to be on a perpetual caffeinated frenzy. Few escaped his wrath: on some days he would destroy the postgame buffet...launching plates into the shower... after one poor at-bat against Boston, he retreated to the visitors' clubhouse and took a bat to teammate Kenny Lofton's boombox. Belle preferred to have the clubhouse cold, below 60 degrees, and when one chilly teammate turned up the heat, Belle walked over, turned down the thermostat and smashed it with his bat. His nickname, thereafter, was "Mr. Freeze."


And after discovering this about Nyjer Morgan he's bumped down to 5 if not completely removed from the list. Knowing how to skate is at least -50 "black points".

>When he was seven years old, he became interested in playing ice hockey after watching the ice hockey tournament at the 1988 Winter Olympics on television.[1] When Morgan was 16, after playing in numerous tournaments across the United States and Canada, he was recruited by the Vernon Vipers of the British Columbia Hockey League (BCHL).

5. Nyjer Morgan
4. Carl Everett
3. Darryl Strawberry
2. Albert Belle
1. Milton Bradley
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>>75298466
they probably called him hans or ketchup boy, he truly had it hard.
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>>75298416
Was half wrong on the Milton Bradley injury. Quoted from Wikipedia

>Bradley started his tenure with the Padres on the 15-day DL, but came off it on July 7; in July, he batted .364 with four home runs and 12 RBI in 18 games.[8] On September 23, 2007, however, he tore his right ACL while being restrained by Padres manager Bud Black during an altercation with first base umpire Mike Winters.[44] Home plate umpire Brian Runge reportedly told Bradley that Winters said that he had tossed his bat in Runge's direction in a previous at-bat.[44] After Bradley reached first base, he questioned Winters about the alleged bat throwing and subsequent communication with Runge. According to Bradley and Padres first base coach Bobby Meacham, Winters addressed Bradley with a barrage of profanity.[44] Bradley then moved towards Winters. While restrained by Black, Bradley fell to the ground and injured himself. He missed the final week of the regular season in 2007, during which the Padres lost to the Colorado Rockies in a one game playoff for the National League wild card on October 1.[45]

Winters was suspended for the remainder of the season and also spent the postseason on the restricted list for the incident, after MLB determined that he had indeed directed obscene language toward Bradley. Bradley was not suspended, MLB finding no need for such discipline since he did not make physical contact with Winters.

Just another cog in the wheel to how terrible that season ended for the Padres. Fuck the memories are coming back
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What team is the dads and what team is the rags?

t. Newfag
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>>75298035
lifelong gay cubs fan since 2016
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>>75298676
dads = padres
rags = rangers

rags is typically associated with the new york rangers (/hoc/ is obsessed with >rags) and /mlb/ borrowed it for the texas rangers
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>>75298676
The Dads are the Rangers because every other team calls them Daddy.
The Rags are the Mariners because they play like old cum rags.
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>>75299147
Good post.
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>>75299147
the Rangers have been shit since 1968, you dumb fuck.

you're the ACTUAL newfag, it would appear.
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>>75299244
Lol, pretty angry at the Rangers.
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>>75299292
just their fans, for supporting such a consistent 50-year failure.
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>>75299448
Calm down kid.
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>420
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I, for one, welcome our new walk off bomb overlord
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>>75294684
The K is super comfy. The outfield outdoor bar in left center is the best place IMO, short of 1st base side dugout of course.>>75294683
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>>75299448
Better than being bandwagoners though.
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>>75300446
Lmao no bandwaggoners are out yet. It's too early in the season. You fags just want to have your bogeyman lmao
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Speaking of bandwagoners
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>>75300687
The point it is you are a better human being if you rooted for and stuck by 50 years of failure than if you just went to watch the winning teams only when they were winning.

We laugh at the rags team for their failures but rangers fans should command respect. Especially if they were able to keep sticking by their team even after things like one strike away twice.
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Someone redpill me on the Rockies eliteness thus far
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>>75300743
It's April
It will pass
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>rockies played a 4 game series against the giants
>play a 2 game series against the dodgers
>play ANOTHER series against the Giants immediately after.
What did they mean by this?
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>>75300915
Asserting dominance early on.
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>Chase Headley is tied for Mike Trout in WAR
Just hand him the MVP now
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>>75300915
Shitty scheduling
Mariners and astros have already played 7 times
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>rags
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>>75300743
>coors babbys
>steroid babbys
>schedule babbys
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Guys, I don't understand how the Yankees are winning. Did Joe get an upgraded plutonium binder this year?
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>>75301763
>shitty bullpens
I don't know this feel
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If your the yankees and you know that burce harper is desperate to play for you why would you even offer him a big contract?
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>>75301845

because the red sox would sign him just to spite you
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>>75301866
This, Imagine if A-Rod would have joined the Red Sox
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Lets call Mikey up today and ask him if Chase Headley is a Hall of Famer
>>
>The state of Steven Wright
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>>75301798
>tfw you'll be trading your bullpen arms again this july
>>
how many away series do you lads have planned? i'm headed to

• busch
• at&t
• dodger
• chase
• miller
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>>75302141
cashman is not giving up bullpen arms for nothing less than top tier prospects for whoever inquires. I'll take it since in 2 years we'll be elite
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>>75302212
You're vastly overrating Cashman
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>>75302219
You're vastly underrating cashman
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>>75302251
Wrong. He's average at best, and Yankee prospects are nothing special because of him.
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>>75302301
Since 2015 he's done a great job

Discovering berances, getting miller and chapman for nothing than getting chapman again after getting back a lot of farm for him miller and a 40 year old Beltran. Not to mention the didi fleecing.

Yankees have gone from old and stale to new and talented in less than a season all he while never winning fewer than 84 games.
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>>75301763
>16.7%
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>>75301763
>rags
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>>75301763

> rags
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>>75301763
Gee if only there was some elite closer on the market who could help out greatly with actually notching those saves.
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>>75302367
exactly. there's a reason why he's been there since 98
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>>75301763
BRING BACK DYSON HE'LL GET IT THIS TIME I SWEAR GUISE

>rags
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Bad bullpen reporting in looks like >we'll just need 40 salvy hrs
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>>75302416
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>>75302464
David Robertson is a future HoFer.
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>mest 'offense'
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Any rags fans want to explain intentionally walking the backup utility guy to get to the mariners current best hitter who already had a hr that game?
No outs so it wasnt about setting up a dp.
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Dads need some help at the back end of their rotation. Who will be available at the deadline to help us go all the way?
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>>75302618
On the Rangers.
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>>75302725
>rags
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>>75302659
Setting up the triple play
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who is most likely to miss the playoffs completely - Dodgers, Mets, or Nationals?
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>>75302748
All three.
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Any good pitching "duels" tonight?
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>>75302748
Mets, dependent on injury prone rotation

Dodgers have a piss easy division
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>>75302773
mets still have an elite rotation if 2 of their best go down. also a home run hitting lineup in a shitty division with shitty starting pitching. also i'd put a lot of money on dbacks winning the div. dodgers lineup is old and prone to slumps
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just wanna watch my rangers win the Eries in my lifetime. is that too much to ask?
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>>75302832
Seeing how even cubs fans have now seen them win, no not really. Guess god is just being a dick.
>>
if you don't have off today your job is shitty lol
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>>75302847
>inb4 dozens of replies about how you're a failure
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>>75302772
Derek Holland vs. Jordan Montgomery tonight. One guy is consistently shit and the other is making his second career start.
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>>75302844
Cubs are a weird case because it's not like they've really had to witness many great teams fall short over the past 20 years. They were overmatched in 2015, and won when they were supposed to the following year. We had the best team in the league for 3 straight years and still came up flat.
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>>75302866
so an 8-7 Arcade League thriller? I'm down to watch a good derby
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>>75302772
No but ichiro is coming back to Seattle
Not like you would need any other reasons to watch a mia-sea game
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>>75302887
>whos scoring 7 runs
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>>75302867
Which 3 years do you think the rangers had the best team
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>>75302939
Kek, go marlins. I always like watching the memeiners collapse.
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>>75302747
Thats some 4d chess considering dyson was pitching and just one batter earlier the rags showed a complete inability to field a bunt
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>>75302844
God has a sixth sense of humor
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>>75303150
I think both of these are okay. Let's change the name of the Indians to the Sambos.
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>>75303150

this is so fucked up.

that should say "roll tribe"
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>>75303154
I think they've saving that for Atlanta.
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>>75302956
not him, but obviously their brief Series run before they fell back off into mediocrity.

that team has just been so shit the entire time it's exist, they're like the Clippers if the NBA had never forced that sale.
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>>75303221
You're worse than the Clippers because you have more overall losses than them.
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>>75303233
Clippers have one of the worst win percentages in sports

Rangers are more like the nets than the clippers
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if your team isn't over .500, get the fuck out of my general
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>>75303297
Hey I just barely made the cut. Go Barves.
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>>75303297
This chart needs to be weighed by how many years a team has actually been in existence.
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>>75303297
>win: 10,443
>loss: 10,438
>.500
wat
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>>75303387
Spotted the Retard
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>>75303297
Never made the postseason in back to back years in over a century of baseball but hey over .500!
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more all-time spergo stats. i thought i knew about the coors field effect but damn
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>>75303297
>Pirates spend 20 consecutive years finishing seasons sub .500
>still over .500

Wew
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>>75303565
Big fucking deal. Have you spent 100 years of losing though?
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>>75302948
They've scored 10 runs or more twice already this season
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>>75303623
10 is less than 7. You should know that, retard.
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NEW
>>75303633
>>75303633
>>75303633
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>>75303297
>rags
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>>75303297
If your team is over .4.78 then you're a bandwagoner
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>>75302811
No they don't. They have one top 10 starter, one pretty good starter, one starter who could be ded any second now, one rookie with a 9+ ERA and a guy on an innings limit. That's not even close to elite. You're fucking dreaming, desu.
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