UFC 210 tomorrow
this is the thread
lmao good OP
this is the thread
>>75083322
Thanks op
>DONT GIVE UP
>DONT GIVE UP
>DONT GIVE UP
get ready for canadian scat spam
>>75083322
best op
guys give it to me straight is the qt fight on or not
heeminder
Canada's frustration will continue
Lads i forgot how insane that throw was in cub vs siver
Anyone have a webm of that?
>>75083364
yes they literally just weighed in ya goof
boo the fattyville man
>>75083369
It's friday so it's probably gonna be a full on sperg sesh for the next 10 hours
>>75083368
lmao that is fuckin unreal
lol they're actually booing him
>dc getting boo'd
lol fuck him
webms now
bet the farm on rumble lads
make requests from either weigh in if you want
anyone else hear the JRE shout out?
MOAR PEARL POSTING PLS
>>75083247
>Gastelum
Yap, irrita mesmo, mas digo-te, nunca vi ninguém evoluir tanto, lembro-me de vê-lo no TUF e pensar que ele era só mais um daqueles amadores que entrava por lá só para a experiência porque nunca podia chegar a ganhar, e ganhou mesmo e está cada vez mais besta.
>André Fialho
Tem o mindset do McGregor, é um boxer e está na AKA, tirando o último combate, é uma besta, encontras facilmente uma entrevista em PT, ele andava em todos os canais a dar entrevistas e tal.
>Why yes I do watch the live weigh ins
Howling
>>75083391
>>75083394
Jones is from New York.
>all these DC picks
>>75083438
/pearl/ time after i finish posting these webms
Where's picksguy?
>>75083443
she's cute for a mongoloid
>Rumble beats DC
>Gus beats Glover
>DC vs Gus for #1 contender
>Rumble vs Jones for the title
This is the best time line
Where's pickschad? I'm ready to make my picks now like an informed fight-fan after seeing the weigh ins.
>>75083472
Why is she copying Miesha's gimmick? Complete with the fake boobs and all.
>>75083438
She made weight. Now we watch /OURGIRL/ fight and DC loose Jons belt.
DC is currently lying to Megan Olivi about cheating to make weight
>>75083428
What is that?
well, here it is in HD
>>75083497
lmaooo i thought FOR SURE that was a black dude before
Reminder Pearl fighting proves Meisha tits are fake as well
>>75083546
Haha wow how are athletic commissions even a thing my nigga?
>he ate that punch like a sandwich from the craft table
I'm dying
>>75083566
Um are you just finding this out now?
>>75083546
wish we could see the face of the man facing us while holding the towel, i bet he makes an expression when dc puts his hands down on that UFC towel
>>75083546
>hetookashitanon will defend this
lmao
>>75083546
I mean I don't really care because I want to see Rumble win but this is flat out cheating. Anyone who thinks this isn't cheating is just shilling for UFC. Really smart way to shave off 1 pound though.
>>75083581
I had my doubts.
Are people hating on DC because he looks permenatly smug?
There is no real reason to dislike him
what happens to pearl if she loses?
>>75083546
>AKA
>He's only gotten older and weaker and I'm excited to get in there and dominate him when the time comes
what jon jones mean with this?
>>75083594
it's just meme culture
>>75083546
>that guy who gives DC a naked celebration hug
>>75083546
He looks old as fuck.
>>75083588
>Cheating
They're literally all dehydrated and shaving 20 pounds off their weight. They are ALL cheating.
You're complaining he isn't near dead enough. He should be a little more almost dead.
>>75083546
DC's face ages like 15 years during the weight cut.
>>75083594
Because he cheated to make weight you fucking idiot.
>>75083594
He's too good of a role model
>>75083606
You know he likes the pipe
>>75083594
b-but anon, he cheated
>>75083621
and if he didn't the card would have been ruined, if anything you should be thanking him
not like he's going to win anyway
>>75083615
He has made 205 before without leaning on a towel.
Do fighters teams all see their fighters penis then?
shes so fucking cute it hurts
>>75083640
Ok and?
>>75083594
I just like Jon Jones more :)
JON JONES GET YOUR DICK TOGETHER IM CUMMIN BOI
>>75083641
>he doesnt know about mandatory penis inspection day
lol I can tell you dont train
>>75083641
Es normal
>>75083655
>>75083674
What if a fighter has a small penis? Their towel people all see it and laugh?
>>75083615
Weight cutting is autistic as fuck, but there are rules and weight limits for a reason.
And considering how arrogant DC is all the time about Jones breaking the rules, it's hypocritical.
>>75083641
that would be WAY too lewd
>>75083641
When you're doing jiu jitsu you're always rubbing up against another man's wang
>He doesn't take group showers
You're barely a man.
>>75083687
Just say you take a lot of steroids
>>75083652
Hey pussy are you still there ?
>>75083683
FULL BELLEH
>>75083683
*rubs belly*
>>75083701
>When you're doing jiu jitsu you're always rubbing up against another man's wang
One of the guys I roll with always puts his foot on my penis and I smile out of embarrassment. I bet he thinks I'm proper bent.
Anyway that's not the same as looking at each others peni
>>75083711
OH WOW YOURE JUST THE FAKEST PERSON OUT THERE ARENT YOU?
YOURE SUCH A PUSSY
>>75083730
>that's not the same as looking at each others peni
You're right. It's even gayer when someone has your back and you can feel their schlong on your back
>>75083701
>When your in another mans triangle but its not choking you
If it wasn't real explain this
/myguys/
>>75083736
I would literally kill you if you ever did something like that Daniel
Literally kill you
>>75083775
Good taste my guy
>>75083687
most guys know that flaccid size means shit, girls on the other hand will jump to conclusions. either way its gay to look at another mans penis
>>75083761
>performance enhancing boobs
faber is a comedic genius
Pearl is married ;_;
m'boy
>>75083643
her tat brings her down a few points imhotbf
>>75083792
>>75083811
you can still cuck her husband
post your picks goofs
>>75083811
Do you not know what rape is?
>>75083839
Cringe
>>75083701
>tfw when cute boy tries to jiu jitsu on you
>>75083833
CORMIER
MOOSE
REAL TITS MCGEE
ALVES
BROOKS
>>75083833
Rumble
Mousasi
Calvillo
Cote
Trill Will
Jury
Usman
Burgos
Blachowiz
Holbrook
Emmett
Blonde Fighter
Lausa
>>75083833
The black guy
The one with some white in him
The overhyped girl
The can
The kind of retarded looking one
>>75083546
DC looks like absolute shit here
Body, face, eyes, hairline, everything is JUST-tier
Rumble just said his scale was off and thats why he came in way under.
>>75083862
they both look kind of retarded but i know who you mean
Expect to see the rubber guard tomorrow
How can Mousasi be Netherlandians if he is a middle-eastern man?
>>75083546
if he did the towel thing the first time he weighed in he might have gotten away with it
>>75083889
for sure activates those synapses
>>75083889
he's croatian
>>75083887
fake beard
fake tits
false flags
Luke also almost missed weight against Bisping
What's wrong with AKA?
>>75083889
Middle Easterners are shitting up everywhere. Just look at sweden.
DC and Weidman if you want free money
Has Tim Kennedy killed anyone?
>>75083761
Didn't Miesha have fake boobs
Bork or Goobs, who is harder to negotiate with?
Bork and his "fuck you" money or Goobs and his shtick
>>75083976
>Weidman
>Free money
Suggh mai baoulls
Is Mousasi gonna go back to being a boring fighter for this one?
>>75084010
>only 2 losses
>>75083939
>gordan musasić
>>75083976
>betting on someone the fight after they suffered an absolutely brutal KO
lol. its like you enjoy being poor. gotta at least see how the fella rebounds.
>>75084023
multiply his wins and losses to match gegard and they are roughly the same. both elite fighters
>>75084033
You will eat my shit when Weidman wins
>>75084023
>2 fight losing streak
>0 wins post USADA
>has never won in New York
>>75084023
>both of those losses occurred immediately prior to this fight and featured Weidman being absolutely brutalized
JON
TELL THEM HOW MUCH OF A PUSSY I AM JON
TELL THEM HOW I SHOULD SUCK YOUR DICK JON
STOP BEING FAKE JON
>>75084046
>>75084046
>Weidman wins
>>75084023
He's coming back pretty soon from eating one of the worst knees I've ever seen.
Plus the way he fights doesn't always spell "free money" he fights like an underdog. Even in the fights he won against Vitor and Machida.
Did predictionfag take picks?
GUYS FOR THE RECORD
>>75084078
someone did yeah
JON
I WISH THEY WOULD LET ME IN THE OTHER ROOM SO I CAN SPIT ON YOUR DICK
JAN JONES
It's OBVIOUS AJ and Mousasi are winning, if you disagree you know nothing about mma. I bet my boypussy's virginity on those easy picks.
>yfw jon comes back and looks like absolute garbage again
EMPTY YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS ON MOOSE
>>75084122
DC would win the rematch
>>75084122
Americans were only good without USADA
>>75084121
>boipussy virginty
>checks flag
Aren't all boys trannies before they become men in brazilia
Weidman is still my boy
>>75084121
i don't usually do this but i agree with the hue. if you put money on DC or weidman lose my fucking number
>>75084151
>hellodarknessmyoldfriend.mp3
>>75084151
Hollow Chris
>>75084151
WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
>>75084151
3spooky5me
>>75084151
This has to be photoshoped.
>>75084146
>That flag
>That post
My sides
>>75084151
>>75084151
are you allowed to fight in NY with a fake face?
>>75084151
It's like he's had a stroke yeh
His face is droopy yeh
He never looked the same after that fight yeh
Are you the heem guy?
so is pearl fighting or not my dick needs to know
lmao Dana BTFO
>>75084151
Punished Chris is going to win the title back
>>75084151
Yoel changed his bum life
>>75084199
Dana is right
WAR CYNTHIA.
The UFC almost lost themselves a PPV buy.
Literally no other fight on the main card worth $50.
Gayguard round 3 TKO
>>75084199
But how. If anything Jewani is BTFO
>>75084196
Promotional newcomer Pearl Gonzalez was expected to face Cynthia Calvillo at the event. She was ruled out of the contest after NYSAC officials confirmed that she could not fight in the state because of her breast implants, which are banned among combat-sports competitors.[6] Later the decision was reversed and the fight was allowed to go on as scheduled.[7]
Source: Steve D. Mockingbird head of the NYSAC
>>75084246
>which are banned among combat-sports competitors.
But Miesha fought at UFC 205
someone start the real picks
this is not a request it's a demand from your god
I run boxing
boxing is literally stupid
>>75084149
Not really, no.
>>75084152
>if you put money on DC or weidman lose my fucking number
This.
>>75084199
dana wins
>>75084315
>not really,no
>double negatives equal a positive
So yes
Jon Jones is gonna interfere in the main event with a steel chair
>>75084346
haha
>>75084346
really well crafted post
how many minutes until these unathletic nobodies weigh in?
>>75084346
That's what Meltzer claims
>>75084346
>DC, nigga u gay
>>75084378
better than that insult of spain you made earlier
>>75084381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L3k-gfAJ1A
>tfw 5'7 with a 76' reach
How is it even possible
>>75084401
>tfw 3'2'' with a 2 mile reach.
>>75084401
bad measurement.
>>75084401
>tfw 6'3" with 63" reach
>>75084392
WOCKA
>>75084401
>Tfw 5'4" 144 lbs with a 40' reach
Tell Joanna I'm coming for that belt
>>75084392
>11,000 views
lol
>>75084428
My coach measured me thrice,finger to finger, and its still 76'
>>75083456
sweet jesus he looks like shit
As someone who watches mandrama and ufc, I gotta say it's really difficult to say who's copying who.
Is long reach bad for BJJ
I imagine it would be difficult to defend rear naked
>>75083456
That beard isn't gonna save him from a Rumble uppercut
>>75084465
Long limbs are extremely helpful for grappling,look at Jones
>>75084462
What are you talking about?
>>75084401
>turns out, lil monkey fella
>>75084465
good for front chokes like d'arce and anaconda
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_212
is this confirmed?
>>75084472
Then go train ufc bro
I believe in you
I am the greatest MMA expert in the world and I am a 109 year old combat sports practitioner/analyst who has more knowledge on fighting than anyone living today. I have been watching boxing since I was a child; the first live event I attended was Jack Dempsey vs Jess Willard where I witnessed the Manassa Mauler completely annihilate the 6'6" 265lb behemoth. I went on to watch every televised broadcast of a boxing event the rest of my life and I attended countless live events including legendary bouts such as Louis/Conn, Robinson/Lamotta, Marciano/Walcott, Ali/Frazier (all 3), Ali/Foreman, Hearns/Hagler, Duran/Leonard, Tyson/Holyfield, and many more. I am a former olympic boxer and division 1 wrestler and have attained black belts in 76 different martial arts and I have been a professional combat sports analyst since the 1930's and have not made an inaccurate boxing prediction since 1978. I am unarguably the greatest MMA/Boxing analyst of all time and I can confirm without a doubt that Conor McGregor will KO Floyd Mayweather within 4 rounds.
>>75084343
I don't know what are you talking about dude, I'm not a tranny
>>75084485
I weigh around 85 kg,should I cut down to Flyweight
Does anyone else hate it when every fighter who wins TUF moves down a weight class? It's deceitful to go on TUF in a weight class with no intention of fighting at it.
I get especially mad when heavyweights and light heavyweights do it. They make TUF to find fighters in those shallow divisions and as soon as they win they're like nah I'm going to middleweight haha
>>75083456
JUST
>>75084506
Whats the best TUF and why is it TUF 1?
You might have the belt but you ain't the champ
>>75083456
>There are people who believe this guy would beat Jones in his current state
>>75084007
Bork. Goobs you just have to say "nope" and find another fighter and he'll come back. The money will get soaked up and dry from that spud faster than the crops in Ireland.
*portions brownies*
>>75084506
People only go up to those weights in the first place because the TUF house is full of free food and more importantly repeatedly cutting weight every 2nd-3rd week would take a huge toll on their body. Often times after TUF they'll drop back down to whatever weight class they were in before hand. You really think Rashad should have stayed at Heavyweight for example.
>>75083546
>a 200+ lb man can lift himself off the ground enough to reduce his weight buy pushing down on a towel held up by two skinny guys holding it with one hand each
cormier is getting heemed into retirement tomorrow but cmon guys
>>75084401
pics now. you've got to be a knuckle dragger
/heem/inder that weight cutting is completely retarded
>lose as much weight as possible without being hospitalized
>no IV
>get punched in the head as hard as possible by Rumble
Are they trying to get MMA banned?
Did Schaub Bro get banned or something?
>>75083615
that's not what cheating is, m8
>>75084151
Back Down
>>75084583
fix your eyes
>>75084496
I'm gonna put you in a pink weeb wig and slide in thatt boipuss you feel me senpai
Weidman via decision is free shekels
>>75084488
Are you the 400 pound hacker known as 4chan
>>75084625
jesus replicate it yourself, get two people to try hold you up off the ground with just a towel and without them showing any sign of moving
>>75084650
you're embarrassing your country right now dude
There is no picks of Jorge Masvidals wife on the Internet anywhere
Where is picksbro?
SKIP IT
>>75084650
>hold you off the ground
it's like you don't even understand what happened
>>75084630
b-but anon, I'm not gay, I swear
>>75084658
Why are you looking for them?
>>75084650
loool you're doing good lad
>>75084683
I wanna know what his taste is like
*blocks your path*
who wins?
>>75084669
I actually might have completely misunderstood what people are accusing him of, what is it?
>>75084658
She's a bloated beaner who sits all day and talks shit to her kids, especially the ones who look like jorge
>>75084707
TAM girl
its time
/our hag/
yall niggas already moved on from kailin curran
>>75084738
Had a cheeky 15 parlay that would have paid off big league if she didn't get absolutely bodied by Leslie Smith of all people.
>>75084744
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrLequ6dUdM
>>75084678
Pls show
>>75084678
Just close your eyes, its gonna be a rough ride.
>>75084714
resting his arms on the towel to take some of the weight off the scale.
you can clearly see him adjusting how much he lets his arms drop to make the weight 205
>>75084744
Kailin will never be forgotten but we /pearl/ now
>>75084714
If you place your hands very lightly on an external surface while standing on a sensitive electronic scale, even f the surface is not particularly solid it can still shave off a few pounds.
No one is saying that DC is literally supporting his whole weight on the towel, just that it's very slightly supporting his hands.
>>75084762
it's not a weight thing it's a pressure messing up the digital scale thing
Jon Jones is live on ufc's facebook
>>75084583
>>75084650
>>75084657
Relax everyone.
>>75084696
*steps over*
>>75084785
are you implying it wouldnt work on an analogue scale?
>>75084800
are those real?
>>75084751
I always though it was destiny's child hah
>>75084800
tittymonster
>>75084806
i think you'd be surprised
>>75084806
For sure 100%
>>75084801
It principle it would work on an analogue scale as well but it would be very hard to do it in this context because they're generally less sensitive; you'd have to really put some pressure down which would be tough with the towel. It would look really obvious and DC would probably have weighed in at like 190
>>75084800
I feel lied too lads
>>75083456
>that vittiligo on his chest
>>75084465
It's pretty much the exact opposite. having longer limbs, especially long legs is an advantage.
get in here lads
the goat is talking
>>75084828
so if you had two people take the weight of both your arms it wouldnt effect the scale at all? its all pressure of you pushing away from the scale?
>>75084752
I'm not pretty enough to whore myself on the internet, pretty average desu
>>75084862
Sauce me pls
>>75084877
Cant post facebook links on 4chan
>>75084862
>What kinda look you want farm?
>You ever seen an Eddie Murphy movie circa 1985?
>>75084862
That is not a good hairstyle for him, very Frasier-esque Joe
>>75084870
It would also work that way but that's way less precise than having the person weighing in press down on a surface. Again, would work in principle but wouldn't work in the specific context of needing to lose exactly 1.2 lbs without it looking obvious.
>UFC 200 was 9 months ago
Who /stillexisting/ here?
kek Jones says he wants nothing to do with fighting in new york cause the income tax is so high
Is Palm Gonzaga going to win?
>>75084909
ty leaf, cant wait to stay up til 5am to watch this fight
>>75083322
touch mah butt
>>75084931
no
>>75084913
Me
>>75084921
good nyc has the highest taxes in the world
>>75084151
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>>75084944
>>75084948
the name field was a mistake
>>75084913
every day i die some more
woodleysperg has a crush boys lol
>>75084921
That's why they all love fighting in Paradise, Nevada, some of the lowest taxes there
boys bud lol gooby lmao
Now he's talking about sex pills this is great
>>75085004
where?
>tfw found out I am 5ft9 after spending years thinking I was 5ft10
>>75085023
Hey now janny Jon Jones said that, why you deleting an MMA related post?
>>75083519
that old guy likes what he sees
>>75085047
>when his height starts with 5
Conor the mcgregor
>>75084401
>tfw 6'1" with 71" reach
name one clean fighter who beat tim kennedy
>>75085178
>tim kennedy
>clean
protip, he's got more than child murder on his hands
>>75085178
Lel this guy has way too much PTSD
>>75085178
>le special forces man who gets beaten down by a stoner fat mexican kid
>>75084876
Every time i see the anime brazil poster on heem someone is trying to convince him hes gay
Never change heem
lmao he stopped what a pussy
lmfao jesus christ
Miss me with that pearl shoot n-word
Amanda Cooper is my girl
>>75085276
>>75085297
Why aren't you taking picks loser?
>>75085297
>>75085276
lol why
>>75085212
I hate fucking weed so much, was hyped to see Kelvin heem Anderson
>>75085207
i'm reading a book on ptsd right now
it talks about how veterans with ptsd can't feel alive unless they're doing something reckless and/or fantasizing about enlisting in combat
>>75083519
DC DOES NOT CARE
HE MUST BE HUNG LIKE A HORSE
NO WONDER HE CANT MAKE WEIGHT
>>75085323
get a dog bro
>>75085175
>tfw 5'8 with 71" reach
mans a fuckin monkey armed midget allow it
>>75085309
picks were already taken m8 :) they looked good to me :)))))
>>75085323
That sounds like me but I've never been in the army or anything ?
>>75085361
lmao
>>75085349
>>75085175
That's actually normal for your height. Same as sage northcutt.
I'm 6'1 and 77 and people mention how bad and weird my arms look a lot
>>75085362
it's specifically about people who have experienced trauma not edgelords
https://www.amazon.com/Body-Keeps-Score-Healing-Trauma/dp/0143127748/
>>75085212
>*Le special forces man who beat down Pissbing for 5 rounds.
>>75084862
Jon looks like a black gang member from the 80's
https://twitter.com/TimKennedyMMA/status/850206880676823044
this guy literally needs help before he guns down people at a restaurant
>>75085448
Don't worry about it
>>75085391
really? I feel better now thanks
>>75085475
no one is worried about it you ghostly pale zero
>>75083438
Our girl is fighting!
Post moar Pearl
>>75085391
Get big like Manuwa, he has a 79 inch reach
>>75085448
He really wants war. Very weird guy.
What happened to the guy who posts the news and events?
>>75085492
Okay, maybe you should worry about it.
>>75085323
That explains all of the military members at my old school. Some were cool, others just made me uneasy.
>>75085538
got banned, then banned again, then stopped caring, stopped coming here, or got perma-banned
>>75085384
Did the dog live?
>>75085538
He has to study for finals.
>>75085561
initially but he later died from eternal bleeding
>>75085448
he's going to pretend all the syrian women and children he guns down are kelvin gastelum
Who is the Roman Reigns on UFC?
>>75085569
IM FUCKING LAFFIN
>>75085584
Another one of Florida's great fighters.
guys pearl is not even hot. Stop posting already.
>>75085584
brock lesnar
(minnesota vikings)
>>75085584
samoan like mark hunt
what should pearl gonzalez's nickname be?
im judging all of you
>>75085659
Brock is on another level
>>75085605
Conor McGregor. No one really likes him. Despite this, he is still a top draw. Given all the titles when he feels like. Never has to prove himself against anyone of worth.
Tyron Woodley is a faggot
>>75085715
Floyd's going to kick his ass.
>>75085704
Pearl Necklace Gonzalez
>>75085715
I like Conor
Mandrama losers get out
>>75085733
Hey guys kinda new to MMA and I want to have a favorite fighter.
I'm autistic and want a fighter that I can relate to. Any suggestions?
>>75085711
he needs some serious therapy and needs to stay away from violence and guns.
>>75085739
you can't kick in boxing "brandon"
>>75085733
Rent-free in that dome of yours.
>>75085747
there's a report button for a reason m8
>>75085750
Conor McGregor
JON
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID
WE ALL KNOW WHAT YOU DID
>>75085750
Sounds like you'd be a fan of Ben Rothwell.
>>75083889
How can a area populated entirely by monkeys gain sovereignty?
>>75085711
psssshshh nothing personal kid
>Cormier speaks on #TowelGate
https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/850450589339222023
Not the best response desu
/heem/ is actually moving at a pretty steady pace today. I didn't think even 210 could save /heem/ but the autism is pretty low and the pace is good. lets hope this keeps up
>New York, however, had a provision that gives championship fighters two extra hours to weigh in after a weight miss, which changed the game for Cormier.
>“We went in the back and they informed me that the New York state rule is you can actually re-weigh, and if you don’t make it, you have two hours to actually make the weight, so I started feeling pretty confident after that,” he said.
>“I would have made weight then or made it two hours later,” Cormier continued. “I had a pound when the scale was weighing the way it was weighing, I would have lost a pound in two hours and still made weight.”
Interesting
>>75085820
is that really the best he could come up with?
"I haven't done that before so I dont know"
"I didnt want you guys to see my junk"
"what does doing that do?"
at least be cheeky about it. its over and he got away with it. he cant pretend it didnt happen
https://youtu.be/TyubFxKNMsk
Leader of the Lost battalion
>>75085820
tough to watch, he's clearly lying but i wish the media wouldn't press him on it. the guy saved the card ffs
Tim Kennedy doesn't seem to fully understand how April Fools works.
>>75085711
everyone loves the guy that has a gun
not like it makes people really uncomfortable and is totally uncalled for in many public areas
he's the same as the people who walk through walmart with an ar15 to prove a point about open carry, no one cares that it's a right, it's that you have a fucking gun on you and can do anything with it.
HE'S USING SHIT THAT MAKES YOUR FUCKIN WEIGHT LOW
>>75085750
Ryan Hall is your guy my man.A noble anti hero
>>75085879
>>75085409
Needing adrenaline and combat to feel alive isn't exactly edgy. Why you upset?
>>75084836
you making fun of vitiligo ese? thats not coo ma
>>75085878
>5. Waterboard the neighbor
Guys could DC's beard be the reason he was over
>You like them nuts in your mouth
https://youtu.be/mYOWAA4Vmfo&t=152
Memes have gone too far
>>75085820
>Lying
>>75085820
DC already looks defeated
>>75085828
i'm glad no one posted in your thread
even tho Pearl is gonna lose, I hope they keep throwing her on cards just to make them a lil more hype. She's clearly "marketable"
>>75084151
SAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEE
>>75085909
relax i am kidding around rambo
>>75085878
Someone please get this guy checked out
>>75085954
lol wtf are you talking about? i literally made this thread
>>75085820
cormi is so fucked if he loses this fight
>38 years old
>no belt
>no rematch with jones, no million-dollar payday
>busted for cheating even after all the shit he talked about jon being a roider
>no real matchup prospects for at least a year
>rumble is dana's boy now
>fans hate him even more
>>75085982
He can fight Manuwa
>>75085973
the other one with that shitty goldberg image, you neet zilch
>>75085919
You'd have to be Gandalf to have a beard weighing 1.2 pounds
>>75085957
I want her to beat the shit out of me.
There's probably some deep set issues that make me want that to happen.
>>75085968
No you went to far.
I was reading about it and apparently some people get ptsd from stuff not so bad like being bullied. Maybe that is why. Or maybe I'm just weird.
>>75085982
He probably retires if he loses. He has a comfy job on Fox.
>>75085733
>>75085995
whatever you say my man. i think you're confusing me with canada
>>75086016
>maybe I'm just weird
You're on 4chins m80
>>75086021
that's what i'm thinking, what a shitty way to go out though
biggest UFC cuck of all time
>>75084501
my man you should cut regardless, youre obese
>>75086031
Do you have a comfy Dc
>>75086040
there are much worse ways to go out than that
>he cheated!!!!
>trying to rationalize him losing because of muh looks
cant wait for the tears tommorow
>>75086054
>>75086036
My main problem is i cant sit still
It's not really a problem but i cant lay in bed for long without getting really mad
>>75086054
Depends on how badly he would lose
If he got heemed in 13 seconds it would be pretty awful to retire at that
>>75086054
there's always a worse way
being known as the guy that dominated everyone and then got shit on by a lazy jon jones then gifted the man's belt and embarrassed by silva and then cheating the scales and getting KO'd by a man he already beat and retiring to go work a desk at fox is pretty fucking bad
>>75086079
>Mfw his corner told him to abandon the wrestling and to stand and bang
>Gets heemed
Awful way to go out
>>75086079
>"And a final farewell tip from Little Fedora, Brad Pimble"
>>75086105
That was a stupid early stoppage tho
>>75086079
poor DC
Can someone tell me if Miesha is cute? I honestly can't tell.
>>75086121
Nah he was done. Maybe other refs would have been more lenient and let it go on, but it was right to get stopped.
>>75085750
>>75085899
Ryan hall is your man but if you dont like Grapling you might not like him so much. Maybe Sam Alvey.
>that strayasperg that kept shilling how great DC is
o i am laffin
>>75086127
miesha a cute
doggos a cuter
>>75086089
If you had a girl/boyfriend in your bed I bet you wouldn't be pissed.
>>75086053
of course
YOU THINK I'M JUST GONNA SUCK YOUR COCK JON
>>75086053
alternatively
>Anthony Johnson, I sentence you to getting that dick succed
>>75086195
Honestly i just want DC to win so more succ memes can be made.
I'm in love
>>75086175
>>75086195
Both are good my man
>>75086243
Yeah, she's qt
what did he mean by this?
>>75085047
Haha u fucking retard
>>75086243
Hang on let me disable the filters and photo effects and rotate the image to non-fat girl angle.
>>75086272
>don't look at my junk, I do the succing
>>75086276
I would still let her grapple me and force me to eat her ass.
>>75084151
My friend got his jaw broken, and he had partial paralisys from mediaction and surgery and it went away after some time. Let's hope that's the case here too
>>75086126
Should have put the towel there desu
>>75086293
you get temp banned from /mu/ again didnt you you goober?
>>75086297
w-what mode is this?
>>75085704
Big tits
>>75086286
I wouldn't help but look, look at this HUNK
Just a reminder, Pearlfags.
She's married to a black man. She gets the BBC on the daily.
serious question. Clearly DC decided he was going to try the towel trick because he knew it was going to be there. What was his plan if they stopped him from grabbing the towel? he only had one more chance to weigh in. why would he risk it all on the towel trick?
>>75086314
>>75086333
>>75086317
3 potatoes a day
>>75086297
This guy used to work at my local Publix. Weird jacked autist man
>>75086352
Christ, just look.
>>75086272
he had another 2 hours to weigh in again i think
there's another scale back stage so he probably practiced it a few times first. it's really not that hard and the commission staff were staring at their clipboards the whole time intentionally
>>75086335
i just threw up in my mouth a little bit thanks
Who /PvZ/ here
i'm gonna be so salty if rumble wins, he doesn't even have the cardio to last 5 rounds. he'll be a shit champion
>>75086413
I'd let her give me a staph infection yeh
>>75086413
She'd look good alongside Elsa Jean
>>75086352
he tried so hard to not look lmao
>>75086413
>Cucked Faber for Sonnen
Why?
>>75086413
Is this a pro-PvZ General?
>>75086413
4/10, would not bang bro
>>75086459
Manlets never learn
>>75086413
hmm
>>75086497
Based Cody
>>75086413
Hmmmm
>>75086345
Dana called the commission goofs and told them to let him do it
>>75086492
Not after she lost to the chink.This a JJ general
>he's trying to push pvz
>>75086497
Based Chad being 5'6" and snagging a 5'11" bird
https://youtu.be/vpXCs9E1aZI?t=2m56s
from the jones presser today
>>75086413
Hmm Hmm
>post picture of random WHORE get many (You)'s
>post rational thought about MMA NO (YOU)'S
the absolute state of this general, have sex
>>75086568
Which post did you make?
>>75086497
>see boat full of elite fighters
>you and your friends start a fight with them
>dominate them because they are manlets with pillow fists
LET HIM WEIGH IN AGAIN
>>75086568
We've already talked about DC and his towel.
just a lil heeminder
We /PEARL/ now
>>75086559
abhorrent feet, indefinitely dropped desu
>>75086497
based studboy
>>75086497
BASED Studboy
another lil heeminder
Would you rather get heemed by Rumble or have DC ragdoll you for 25 minutes?
>>75086413
hm hm hm / hm hm hm / hm hm hm / hm hm hm
>he thinks we give a fuck about pvz
>>75086568
>post rational thought about MMA
>>75086438
this?
>>75086635
and this?
ya dude totally nice posts really made me think keep up the good mma discussion. how do you think rumble gets his KO power?
>>75086413
>>75086666
>>75086698
did Paige take the bogpill? who is the qt on the lft?
>>75086688
Why is this cross sided looking bitch so cute.
>>75086695
>how do you think rumble gets his KO power?
Genetics and good technique
>>75086635
rag dolled for 25 minutes. i don't want to get brain damage like brandon
>>75086731
soon
Would you watch this?
>>75086698
someone give me a quick rundown on paige
ufc 210 hype thread
>>75086812
>>75086812
>>75086812
>>75086806
>>75086731
>>75086824
she bangs every guy that gives her attention
>>75086841
stop projecting
>>75083411
Aldana is so shapeless and lanky. Weirdest body in WMMA right now for sure. Still got her to win tho, she had some really good moments in invicta.
>>75086819
I'd rather be apart of it.
>>75086021
You think they will keep his Uncle Tom cheating ass? Cmon bruh
>>75086819
I'd love to dunk that reverse oreo into my milk
>>75086862
hi docky, did you get bullied at work again? :(
>>75083427
looks a bit like Ronda
>>75084457
He always has a tough time cutting weight to be fair. But yeah he looks shittier than usual this time, got my money on Rumble.
>>75086613
TITS!
miss me?
Jon Jones is the greatest mixed martial artist to ever walk this planet.