>Friday April 7
LA Galaxy vs Montreal Impact, 10:30pm EST
>Saturday April 8
New England Revolution vs Houston Dynamo, 2pm EST
Chicago Fire vs Columbus Crew, 2pm
DC United vs NYCFC, 4pm
>https://www.tickcounter.com/countup/11701/amount-of-time-since-dc-united-scored-a-goal
Philadelphia Union vs Portland Timbers, 7pm
Toronto FC vs Atlanta United, 7:30
FC Dallas vs Minnesota United, 8pm
Real Salt Lake vs Vancouver Whitecaps, 9:30
San Jose Earthquakes vs Seattle Sounders, 10:30
>Sunday April 9
Orlando City SC vs NY Red Bulls, 4pm
Sporting KC vs Colorado Rapids, 7pm
>NASL
http://www.nasl.com/schedule
>USL
http://www.uslsoccer.com/usl-schedule
>NWSL
http://www.nwslsoccer.com/schedule (4/15)
>AYY lmao
http://www.a-league.com.au/results
Old:
>>74991599
>MLS to STL defeated 53-47
RIP old friend, another Cali expansion team it is.
>soon
>>75046317
red states really hate new shit, even though they just lost the Rams. Not a smart state.
Anyway, who else is still in the "maybe" column?
Damn. That last goal was all fault of the GK. The ball wasn't even that accurate.
Until the next year MLS friendos
WHITE
>>75046351
This was a city vote, and STL proper is blue as fuck
So now that St. Louis got BTFO, who gets in?
I can't help but think this helps Sac and Phoenix.
>>75046389
Phoenix isn't happening
>>75046379
Then what the fuck is their excuse? Did the presentation earmark funds be diverted from orphanages, or something?
>>75046389
>PHX
Nah.
>>75046406
This is true, Arizona has already famously voted against letting any Hispanics into their state for any reason.
>>75046407
People can't/won't get over the whole Kroenke/Rams mess, think they'll just get jobbed again even though this is completely different
>FC Sallad
Never ever
>Doyle: Zimmerman and Hedges are so gopd xD put em on the national team already!
>choking 2 goals in the last 5 minutes despite being on course to progress
kek
KEK
>>75046406
so then how do they divide the teams up then?
a west team and 3 east teams is a little unbalanced
maybe Sac and San Diego get in? MLS has already said they won't put two california teams in this round, but with St. Louis failing, they might reconsider.
>>75046478
Sort of why I worry about Soccer City SD. Ownership group decided to jump on the special election happening in November instead of requesting simple permission from the City Council, but despite paying for everything, I can still see people voting against it because the local Uni doesn't feel it's getting its dick sucked enough by the current plan, despite it being a shit load better than what they'll have without it, or anything they'd be able to do on their own.
>>75046478
>not trusting billionaires
No, that's a sound philosophy, generally. Have fun being the new Kansas City (small market, shitty teams, no basketball)
>>75046506
Call it a hunch, but I don't think #MLS2STL is 100% dead yet....it already "died" at least twice before during this process
Gonna have to be one hell of a hail mary at this point though, it'll look beyond awful to circumvent a vote unless SC STL is willing to accept an even smaller share of city money in exchange
>>75046506
>they might reconsider
Need we remind you what other western city just signed a deal for a new stadium
>>75046587
>implying
The are already getting the Raiders, a furpuck team, and probably the A's within the next 5 years. too many sports teams at once is a recipe for disaster
>>75046608
It's going to be beyond hilarious to watch the Raiders become a laughingstock in this retarded stadium as the NFL slowly slides off into oblivion
>>75046634
That's why they'll need soccer.
mls in albuquerque when
>>75046650
more than perhaps any other sport currently, soccer requires a solid fanbase for the home team
vegas is a fucking tourist city
>>75046354
to be fair all Dallas' goals in the series were Blanco's fault, both keepers were equally shit.
The problem with the stl vote is that 2 different mesures had to pass for the stadium.
1 and 2. Only 1 passed, the city is so blue dem, that republicans dont usually run for mayor .
The fact that the city owes between 62 and 100 million on the rams stadium has soured the city residence on stadium financing.
The real kick in the balls is that prop 2 would also have paied to update scottrade for the Blues, built amature facilities, and a bunch of other stuff.
>>75046902
lol, what the fuck were these idiots thinking. Yes, let's try and get the city to help pay for a stadium after the catastrophic disaster of the Rams.
Seriously, if you really want a team and can afford the expansion fee, just fucking pay for it all.
Also, if I'm reading it correctly, pass 1 means that you may still get some actual infrastructure built? That's good news I guess.
>>75047186
Yes, an expansion to the metro system, some nore metro police ,oh and a sales tax of 9.3%
Next route will probably be to petition the state for the 20mil. ( they were willing to toss the nfl 470 million for a new stadium) or raise it private sector or move the stadium to the county and have the county vote.
>>75046902
I feel your pain
up here in Seattle, we've been pretty much guaranteed an NHL team if we can just build a goddamn arena in sodo. even the prospect of a 100% privately funded arena is too much for the city council and mayor.
it's easier to stop the tide than build an arena in a liberal city.
another year another lose
just like my tired life
why keep going lads?
>>75047409
blame garber.
>>75047409
the trick is to expect nothing but disappointment, then you can't possibly lose.
If only all MLS teams could play as well as Dallas did against Pachuca in the two legs. One of the best ties Ive seen in the Concacrap CL. If only MLS teams were more dominant at home
>>75047500
most don't even rate SS. Why would they possibly rate Scotiabank CONCACAF Champions League?
>>75047591
cuse it gets you into the club world cup
>not falling for the public funding meme
good on you stl
>>75046291
>Caps vs Real Salt Lake
is real salt lake as shitty as their record indicates? If so, thank you based schedule
>>75047612
Chicago is gonna do it
So St. Louis is done?
>>75047612
Who cares about that shit?
>>75048896
yes
>>75048896
Yes
A city that can fill bush stadium when the bosnian national team comes to town, cant find 60 mil to build a stadium
>>75049166
Why not ask the county?
>>75048896
yes. hugely butthurt resident here. super pissed.
why dont they do it privately instead of with public funds? this public funds thing has got to end in american sports
>>75046379
if the vote was taken in the county as well i feel like it would have easily passed
>>75049233
right? so few people in st louis city proper would actually give a shit about a team. they shouldve received funding from the county as well
NEAR CONFIRMED BIDS
Sacramento Republic
FC Cincinnati
BIDS WITH GOOD ODDS
San Diego Footy McFooty Face
Tampa Bay Rowdies
North Carolina FC
BIDS WITH MEH ODDS
Phoenix Rising
San Antonio FC
Nashville SC
Indy Eleven
MEME BIDS AND DEAD BIDS
Saint Louis FC
Detroit City FC
Charlotte Independence
>>75049389
Raleigh can't beat Charlotte
>>75049396
What does Charlotte have going for it?
It's not even the Independence that's bidding, it's a new team that if they get picked, will kill the Independence.
>>75049424
Charlotte has a better primary market and better access to surrounding markets
>>75049449
Raleigh/Durham and Charlotte are considered the same market; the Carolinas. What puts Raleigh/Durham over Charlotte is that North Carolina FC already has an established fanbase, whereas a new Charlotte team would not.
>>75049560
Raleigh doesn't not have any reach in South Carolina
Source: I live here
>>75049569
Huh, I hadn't considered that. I guess Charlotte isn't a meme bid, but it's still weaker than Raleigh imo
>>75047409
>◖(´・ܒ・`)◗ BTR !!zlpfJ3fIerr
>Soon
>>75049694
I doubt that MLS will pass over Charlotte because Raleigh has a team
Plus I think Raleigh has the least rich owner
Meanwhile Charlotte has a great sports marketing proposal
>>75049569
fuck south carolina. Getting real sick of teams having to represent two states
>>75047631
Well they just lost to Minnesota, so draw your own conclusions.
>>75049389
>Sacramento
please
>>75051956
really sad for c o w t o w n, they did it right, I think, by starting up from the bottom for a few years before getting in.
then in comes scum diego losing their nfl team and leapfrogging the upstart.
>>75053602
In our defense, we endured a shit owner for years, and in came guys trying to do everything right they guy before them did wrong, showing up with a plan that pleases everyone Don't blame SD. Blame FS Investors. They put together a 12/10 of a proposal.
>>75053682
Listen SD, as much as I would love a CPL, a California Premiere League, with a California Bear at stake at the end, most of the other states/country would raise a stink over CA getting another team. So bitch all about chargers or whatever, just be aware of who you are hurting when you barge into mlels expansion, because I really think it is one and not the other sadly.
So play a sad song for this guy >>75046337 when his dreams are crushed.
>>75051956
>financially committed owners
>strong fan support for already-existing team
>plans for soccer-specific stadium, and in cali no less
>interest in MLS soccer, as shown in pic related
that's literally all the Don cares about
>>75054386
The easy solution here is to give Sac and San Diego teams. both markets will support their teams far better than any potential eastern conference expansion team.
yeah, it means California gets two more teams, but it makes the most sense for the league.
>>75054386
>>75054522
>yeah, it means California gets two more teams, but it makes the most sense for the league.
>>75053835
>>75054638
Jefferson FC when?
Riverside Wanderers when?
Death Valley Cacti when?
the problem is SoCal has too many teams, not northern california
San Jose is a good distance away from the sacramento/foothills/Stockton modesto market, but you've already got two teams in LA and potentially SD too
>>75054386
Delete this please
It's a very bad graph
>>75054824
10 million in LA County, so why not 2 teams?
There are more bodies overall down here, than up there.
>>75054892
Problem?
http://www.bizjournals.com/cincinnati/news/2017/03/30/heres-how-cincinnatis-soccer-passion-stacks-up.html
>>75055028
I have problem with the scale and the fact there is no label on the y axis
>>75054939
plus, it would make travel for west coast teams easier to have more California teams. less travel to deal with as apposed to a team in St. Louis or San Antonio.
>>75055194
>the numbers presented are each market's index value, which uses local consumption to compare local demand to the national average. Scores over 100 are higher than the national average (an area with a 120 score, for example, has 20 percent higher demand than the average), and those below 100 are less than the average.
>>75055307
still a bad scale
Jesus
Dallas isn't even my team and I'm still mourning their loss last night
How badly will Vancouver get killed tonight?
Where can I stream MLS games?
>>75056564
MLS Live or reddit streams
>>75056557
Where would we be had sawker not died so many times here?
>>75056583
>Reddit streams
Kys.
>>75056616
>rednecks hate soccer
more news at 11
>>75056666
Only for nationally televised games that are blacked out on MLS Live :^)
Finding dodgy streams of live sports is one of the only things that r*ddit is good for. That and porn.
>>75056666
nice quads. and didn't know beggars could be choosers.
put up the shekels and get mlels live then kiddo
>>75056616
I want to be surprised, but I'm not
As it turns out, people like having things, but don't like having to pay for them
>>75056705
I'd rather pay money than support that website, just like any decent human being.
>>75056666
then enjoy your shitty streams you picky idiot
>>75056675
Nearly everyone has said that the vote failed because St. Louis's soccer base was in the suburbs not the city
why does the public have to pay for a stadium again?
asking for a friend.
>>75056772
Because sports are cool and business people are not necessarily that charitable
NYCFC signed an e-"sports" player.
Just a thought
Jermaine Jones talks about his world cup and copa america performances as being reasons for him to keep his spot
But during those tournaments it wasn't a Bradley-Jones pairing but someone else added in
So why keep playing a 4-4-2 if they keep Jones in the lineup?
>>75059330
>brek shea is starting
gg
>>75046506
Realistically Sac, San Diego and Cincinnati make the most sense. It's just a matter of whether it's Sac or San Diego since they said they won't do two. I think they'll stick to that; Sac, San Jose, Galaxy, LAFC and SD would be overkill.
who here cheering for caps :D?
>>75060444
The last mls team in the champions league sure. Rooted for Montreal when they made the final.
>>75059404
right you are ken
>>75060480
tyba
1-0 vancouver bois
its fuggen happening
>>75060521
But they need 2 goals?
>>75060548
its been 7 minutes lad
>>75060521
i cant see them holding tigres scoreless. Did dallas lose on aggregate?
Man just think of the difference between 3-1 and 2-0 right now
>>75060575
Yeah
If they hadn't let in that last goal it would have gone to extra time
>>75060721
Im gonna have to watch the highlights. The concacaf advertising in canada is horrendous. I forgot the game was even today
>>75060521
>if ranchuca wins I get another chance to see them choking in club wc
>i'm okay with tigres
>if leafs win the memes will be endless
I'm okay with any result, good luck leafs.
>>75060807
thanks bro we are gonna need it
>>75060807
caps defense is unreliable and >we have a strong tendency for choking
it'll probably be 1-0 until late but end 5-1 on aggregate for tigres
>>75060879
We all remember the last time the Caps were in a 2-legged series
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq-8Mfiw69o
Also I'm curious is Vancouver more liberal than the rest of Canada kinda like Seattle and Portland are to the US?
Hey guys. currently stealing my neighbors wifi.
this normie stuff is crazy. I have to work and hang out with people...kinda tiring. I miss having the freetime to >Soonpost like I used to.
>sometimes
>>75061023
Yes it is more liberal. Ontario might have a slight edge on that account. Like america there seems to be a anti political correctness uprising.
>>75061035
Its worth it bro. atm i have a job with very little hours and i just feel like a joke.
>>75061023
yes, sort of. the prairies bring the national average far to the right, and naturally major cities tend toward the left more than farming regions.
so it is like you say, but toronto is fairly liberal as well, for example
>>75061177
oh its totally worth it. I used to hate the whole "Hey >Soonposter, whats new" convo.... Now I have shit going on and stuff to look forward to.
>>75061206
good for you. godspeed my american counterpart
>>75061233
we both have health insurance now! yay!
Not promising
Looks like we are gonna need some of that meme magic anons
>>75061458
Have some houston magic feat. the 2nd favorite blockhead
>>75061430
100% shot/goal ratio,i dont know what you're talking about ;)
>>75061520
Would be great if you had been one goal down
But you're two goals down and still haven't had a second shot
>>75061547
shots cause autism bro don't listen to the government don't drink the water
>>75061547
i know its awful i was joking around.
Why did they name their team after some overpriced heart attack inducing energy drink?
more unlikely
That Barca comeback or a caps comeback?
>>75061737
>we
just about tied it right there
>>75061560
I think when our "olympic" team tied Colombia's, we did have have a shot, let alone one on target
gignac looks like the most mexican french guy I ever seen.
>>75061961
I think he has romani heritage, if that helps
GG
DAMN :(. good effort by the caps but just not enough
And that does it
Once again MLS goes out with a whimper
luxury tax when?
caps getting CONCACAFED rn
Why are murican GK goat, then when we get our hopes high they throw the emergency spaghetti?
Rip in peace white craps.
Watching these concacaf games reminds me how much Liga MX shits on MLS, better academies and more spending money on players.
>>75062441
I don't think the academies in the US are specially bad. But having the college thing really kills you.
>>75062441
Dallas put up a good fight, but Vancouver is midtable MLS team facing the Liga MX (and last year's conca runner ups) champs
>>75062482
We wont know how good our academies really are until the majority of our domestic players come from them. We will probably see players like Acosta more often some 10 years down the line.
>fan hops the barrier
>game ends before he can do anything
Best part of this frustrating as fuck game desu
Guaranteed fan is a Mexican
>>75062441
got it covered senpai
>Soon
>>75062528
Acosta had a great ball last night. 70 yards across the field to absolutely NO ONE.
>>75062528
But what's the deal with the academies over there? Are they that bad?
>>75062581
MLS has only recently started forcing teams to make quality academies, before then we were heavily relying on the college soccer system/players born in Europe/niche youth academies like the Dallas Texans (not related to FC Dallas)
>>75062687
>College soccer system
Jesus Christ how come you have any competitive soccer at all?
>>75062581
Theyre bad because of the college system and pay to play which inhibits growth. MLS academies and the U.S soccer affiliated ones are the only good academies in the nation and as you can imagine, they are limited in reach.
Really, we need to abolish pay to play systems here if we ever want the MLS to get better domestic talent.
>>75062816
Well maybe if MLS actually starts compensating youth clubs instead of fucking them over, there would be less pay to play.
>>75062741
it's an uphill battle, admittedly.
LGTSS BOYS
>SHIT POOIS FC
>TARDINALS
Is Schweinsteiger the only German MLS player?
>>75065274
Jermaine Jones :)
>>75065274
Gresslemania
>>75062983
Their own academies are pay for play
>>75065274
Pay to play system sends so much talent to Mexico it's insane.
Ibrahimovic to Galaxy still rumors per Kevin Baxter
LAFC to announce coach and first player signings this summer. Coach possibly end of this month/early May
>>75065402
ok thanks
in my opinion tigres would be a favorite for the libertadores (along the strongest brazilians) so no shame losing to them.
what was disappointing was like all the other times, missing key chances that would eliminate the other team fairly quickly. theres always one team that misses. impact failed to put america away at the azteca, dallas failed to score early at pachuca (that match could've been 0-2 in the first half easily)
so its not even comprehensively outplayed anymore, its just a bit of choking or bad finishing. which i guess is a good thing. but ultimately irrelevant if you're trying to win the title as tigres this year are so far above the rest
>>75065427
Any way it's not Bradley?
>>75067472
klansmann is available and living near
>>75065245
Someone with a better ISP post some attendance numbers for the Reds + Bengals, vs the Browns + Indians, vs the Blue Jackets.
I'm confident Cincinnati will be dead fucking last, but then again Cleveland has folded both a soccer + WNBA team so who the fuck knows.
relegation system WHEN
>>75069338
There's some on FM
Otherwise never
>>75068566
No way he eats that much crow
>>75054604
yes, you just proved the point
Sacramento has a lot of people watching MLS, they have a large and established fanbase, and they have the funding and the plans to put a SSS in downtown Sacramento with natural grass
the Soccer Don will give them a team in the first round of expansion in a heartbeat
Is /mls/ ready to watch TFC expose Atlanta United this weekend?
>only undefeated team in the (l)east
It is well and truly our year, la
>>75070247
The best two bids are pretty clear Sacramento and San Diego, but silly MLS already said they wouldn't do two California teams
>>75070721
>implying Sacramento is the best at anything
San Antonio literally has it written into their lease. I'm leaning Cincy and SA, but because I like Cincy, but just because they have their shit together.
>>75070754
all four of them are going to get in
they're clearly the best bids
CITIES THAT COULD NOT EVEN SUSTAIN A WNBA TEAM:
Cleveland
Sacramento
Detroit
Tulsa
Salt Lake
Orlando
Houston
Portland
Miami
Charlotte
............ If you're in one of those cities, and you don't already have a MLS squad, you're not getting one.
>>75070842
>any new CA teams in the next two years
While I admit SD is looking more appealing due not only to location, but outright thirst, I don't think Sacramento is physically capable of getting its shit together. They circled the wagons to save their only team, the Kings, but there's a reason there's never been anything more than the Kings. Also their mayor is a pedophile so that's another strike against them, Sacramento is just that dude that smokes weed all day and never quite gets its shit together.
Here is something funny i think you would enjoy /mls/
i was recently in germany munich to be specific and i went to a football shop. and out of all the international jerseys they sell they were selling a miami fc jersey
deadass
>>75070865
Gonna need some sauce on that mate
>>75070894
Pics or it didn't happen.
Also
>Miami FC
Never heard of them.
>>75070900
>i require a sauce to prove that these cities don't have a pro team in a particular sport
Does Canada not have Google? What's next? Do you need proof that Florida is actually a place? I don't understand the question.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women%27s_National_Basketball_Association
>>75070913
I dont think i have pics but dead ass man right here
https://www.sport-muenzinger.de/index.php?lang=0&cl=celebros_search&query=miami
im pretty sure this is the only north american team they have
>>75070721
When was that?
>>75070927
Thank you. Not for being an ass, but for providing a link.
Also bad ownership is a factor in a team moving out, so it's not really fair to say that a city can't support a team if it was the owner's fault (not saying it's always the owner's fault, just saying there's other factors.)
>>75070865
I don't understand. No one watches wimmenz sports. Plenty of people do watch divegrass.
New plan for FM
4 32-team levels
One or maybe 2 team(s) promoted/relegated between divisions so 4-8 teams per league
Teams distributed based on market size first, how high their current team is right now and then shaped to fit geographic locations
>>75071495
shove that retarded afc anchorage shit up your ass you fucking autist. its not even funny its just erp on sp
>>75071520
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
>AFC Anchorage
please stop
>>75071495
I'd be ok with that
but realistically, that would only work 20-30 years from now. even then, it would only be if MLS really takes off and becomes the dominant sports league.
We need more AFC Anchorage memes
>>75071586
>>75071554
>>75071520
This is for Football Manager, not real life
>>75071591
http://www.starsandstripesfc.com/usmnt-news/2017/4/6/15210382/2026-world-cup-usmnt-usa-mexico-canada-fifa-concacaf
Thank God someone is making sense
>>75071784
i wonder what the writers for this site do for day jobs
>>75071875
>futbol burn
>>75071591
check the last thread
>>75070887
all we have is the Kings, the rivercats, and Sac FC, all of which have great attendance
you can say "oh well,. what about the monarchs", but a) >Womens sports and b)people still attended their games, me being one of them.
>>75072762
to add to this, Kevin johnson isnt the mayor anymore
>>75071591
This is a top tier badge.
>>75071619
so fucking great, it's like i'm reading it for the first time.
>200 for SPORT OF AMERICA'S FUTURE
>>75072762
>NASL team
TOP KEK
>muh rivercats
FUCK OFF
>muh wnba
that's not a plus, mate. that means they're the only ones who'd take you.
>>75072783
when did this happen
JUST
>>75073048
>>75075170
They're fucking noting without their arch rivals.
>>75071784
Well, if >we decided to give the presidency to DJT, can't be surprised when we lose out on possible worldwide events and have to compromise to get something that won't even take place until after the term/s are over.
>48 team format
And nothing of value was lost
>>75075209
>NASL
u wut? Sac FC is USL
The rivercats are a good AAA baseball team
from new york area
absolutely refuse to support NYCFC because I'm a Mets fan
don't want to support Red Bull because I can't root for a team named after an energy drink
wat do
revisiting the archives.
how much more we got?
>>75076757
Cosmos my dude
They'll join the MLS eventually
Get that hipster cred
>>75076834
>Jun 30 2012
You mean this game?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jYIEcQmnaU
>>75076978
yeah, this gif >>75076723 made me look up the thread, remember posting in it.
Where does the time go? Most of the trips have died since then.
>>75076443
>AAA baseball
The first sign of a second-tier city.
>USL
same
>tfw NASL still hanging in there
>>75076932
>three NY teams
They'll get a second NBA team before they get a third MLS team.
We're getting there bois
https://youtu.be/VEzLTSF6XaU
What European logo will MLS steal next?
>>75078632
>NYCFC
Absolutely disgusting, tbqh.
>>75076932
>the MLS
Why isn't everyone on board?
expansion when?
http://www.starsandstripesfc.com/usmnt-news/2017/4/7/15217710/concacaf-league-of-nations-friendlies-competition
http://uk.mobile.reuters.com/article/idUKL3N1HF3XV
>New CONCACAF Champions League will virtually eliminate US friendly dates
Stop fucking us over CONCACAF
>>75076932
>They'll join the MLS eventually
>>75079389
No one important on the team waste their time in the Concacrap cl unless they are camp cupcake shitters
>USMNT to play Venezuela June 3rd at Rio Tinto in Utah
>Will also play Ghana July 1st in Connecticut
Last one is pretty strange
>>75079389
Thanks, Trump
>>75070940
That's messed up.
FRIDAY
NIGHT
SOCCER
>>75080357
no ninja turtle talk until wcq
>yfw PuliGOD wins one for Da States
>>75081255
hope it is a good one
>>75082442
You can't spell "L'Impact" without "Limp."
>>75082841
Have a good feeling the Impact will be utter shit this year. And I'm okay with that
Has Steve H been right all along?
>>75083746
Mexico is gay
>>75083746
That would be awesome, add in relegation too and USA and Mexico could be real powerhouses
>>75083953
Found the homosexual
>>75083953
>>75083746
Fuck no
Listen /mlsluts/, the MLS will one day become the undisputed best soccer/football league in the world and it doesn't need bumass "Mexico" holding it back. Thank you
>>75084025
>the MLS
>>75084262
Exactly
>>75084883
Whoa, doctor.
Check this out /mlsg/ https://twitter.com/ArashMarkazi/status/850472980828143616
>>75085616
Good, I'm glad. America and Canada will steal soccer and then Yuros will have nothing left
>>75083746
NAU won't happen in any of our lifetimes.
>>75084025
Get your own league, leaf.
>>75086001
"No"
>>75086041
"Yes"
you leeching little leaf
>>75086131
Trump should honestly jump take over Canada already and then rename the whole thing Canada since Canada has way better PR
>>75086179
Nah, a US territory then maybe a 51'st state if you guys are lucky.
>>75086318
"America bombs Syria"
vs.
"Canada bombs Syria"
Just think about how much we could get away with
stop replying to leefs
Listen fuckos, America's gonna have to take the ego hit and let Canada be the name. You make Canada an American state and people will hate you even more
>Leafs leafposting
Toronto was a mistake
>>75086518
Canada lowkey loves America. We need to rebuild our relationship
Who race to seis here!
>>75086763
>No Friday game until 10:30 Eastern
>Major League Soccer Soccer Dot Com advertising "Atlanta United vs. River Plate" as if it's not Atlanta's academy vs. CARP's actual D-Team
I need my fix, boys. It's just not worth it, though.
What if the US and Mexico started actual B teams and let them play in the nations league?
Maybe MLS players over here and Yuros play available teams in Yurop?
Just throwing out a reminder that AFC Anchorage is real, and it's going to replace Miami when Beckham can't get his shit together
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/73098191/#73124666
I am but a loyal /cus/tomer. What are you, some kind of "lifelong fan"?
Don't make me laugh.
You are nothing. A leech. A parasite. Me? I'm Seattle Sounders. THE Seattle Sounders.
I own full kits. Balls. Accessories. Memorabilias. All paid with my hard earned money. From the sweat of my brow I ate "FIGHT AND WIN". I contributed to the club so much I probably own a significant percentage of Dempsey's donated heart that got him back on the pitch.
So yes. We. As opposed to "Us". Because you are not, and will never be part of this wonderful customer experience
>>75087660
I have a 4 year old jersey and a half-deflated World Cup 2010 ball, what does that make me?
>>75087866
>>75087866
what did rowe do to onalfo's wife?
>>75087952
Diop was Onalfo's keeper at Los Dos
There's not that much difference between them
>>75087981
yeah i know.
who /missespenedo/ here?
Galaxy bros, these losses CANNOT go on.
Onalfo needs to get the sack if we lose this home game. We have too many stars and experienced players to be playing like garbage.
I say we ring up an experienced coach like Herrera from Liga MX or someone who can make us winners again.
>>75088005
It's not just the keeper
They've downgraded at every position
They had Gonzalez before he sucked and DeLaGarza and Franklin and Juninho
Now they have this shit
>>75088090
Juninho has done a combined Jack and Shit in Chicago though. I don't think that was a real loss. AJ was though.
>>75088090
yeah a purge occurred, the old guy now is zardes.
>>75088121
He was good for the Galaxy
>>75088090
>Gonzalez
He was shit in his last season with us
>De la Garza
Bit-part player
>Franklin
lol
>Juninho
Past it so we offloaded him to Shitcago.
>>75088186
Yup. He was. Still bitter about that, desu. But like >>75088228 says he lost more than a few steps. Dumping him to Tijuana wasn't bad, and now he's back to prove that he didn't keep up with the evolution of the league.
/mls/ is so slow. Step it up, faggots
>>75088391
Give me something to talk about, then. I'm chatty tonight.
>>75087866
>Smith
>Steres
Who are these shitters? We need to ring up Garber and ask him to get us some new DP spots so that we can get a new CB/fullback from Europe
>>75088403
Just post off-topic shit if you have nothing else to talk about. We're trying to build a community here
>>75088319
Why did you go for Jermaine Jones
He hasn't lost his passion but at 35 he lost any fuck he gave about his tactical position
Like for the national team, the team is better when he isn't playing as 1 of 2 center mids
So why keep forcing him there?
>>75088444
>We
>>75088459
I'm taking you fuckers under my wing whether you like it or not
>>75088455
I think you're mixing us up. I posted that because I'm a bitter Revs fan. We went for Jermaine Jones because we somehow won a coin flip and he was the best thing that happened to the Revs since Stevie Nicol.
But yeah I don't get why LA signed him. The dip in quality and playing time from 2014 Revs --> 2015 Revs, and from 2015 Revs --> 2016 Rapids, was ridiculous. I have so little interest in seeing him in the 2018 USMNT roster at this point.
>pay for mlels live
>audio is absolutely fucked
Kill me now infidels
>>75089138
Oh good, thought it was just me
>jones
hope you guys are at the stub
>>75089309
It's 3300 miles away, dude. I'll be at Gilette tomorrow afternoon, if it's any consolation.
>redditors of /mls/ would rather discuss retarded shit like afc anchorage and the state of amerilard sawker rather than actually comment on games
>>75089659
i'm here biting my nails that another leaf team doesn't expose >us like last week.
>>75089659
it's a friday night between a faux french team and a soon to be dead franchise to LAFC
>thread pic is RBNY
>RBNY "open house" tomorrow where all the jerseys are cheap
R E D
E
D
When does Seattle play? Only team worth watching.
>lel gay
JJ is a bitch. Embarrassing.
>inb4 the fake french score 4
evan bush literally only plays well against the red bulls
>mlels reffing
>>75046291
Our match against Orlando is a must 3 points
>>75090605
>Our
>>75090605
>a must 3 points
Jeez dude it's April relax
>>75090605
>>75090671
>>75090692
L'IMPACT
'
I
M
P
A
C
T
>>75090746
CALGARY
UNITED & the
NORTHERN
TERRITORIES
>Qatar 2022 budget slashed by 50%
Hey, it's not like Qatar has no major sport infrastructure and is doing everything from scratch just to later dispose of it r-right..?
>>75092179
how is this mlels related friend?
Who can stop the quakes?
>>75093899
Windows retiring already.
At least /mls/ is getting expansions, the FFA has cucked us out of getting more A-League teams anytime soon
>>75094552
So no Darwin FC to be the brother team of AFC Anchorage?
>>75094566
Pic related can be their brother club
>>75087952
Rowe a shit anyway
>>75094205
Windows won't retire until he has the MLS career scoring record in hand
>>75046291
>DC United vs NYCFC, 4pm
>>https://www.tickcounter.com/countup/11701/amount-of-time-since-dc-united-scored-a-goal
>OP being a faggot
>https://matchcenter.mlssoccer.com/matchcenter/2017-04-01-dc-united-vs-philadelphia-union/recap
are we watching revs/dynos or dumpsters/crew?
>>75098257
OP here.
1) I did not make the DC counter. I saw it in the last thread and just figured I'd add it cuz it's hilarious.
2) Congrats DC on scoring not one, but TWO goals! Granted, it was against Philadelphia, so I'm not sure if they technically count, but congratulations nonetheless.
3) Your memes are wack.
Pls no bully us Portland
GAME DAY
https://youtu.be/4ENNzjy8QjU?t=31s
>>75100097
No one calls my memes 'wack' and gets away with it. Not since 2003 when people actually said wack.
Fight me irl.
"We here" - Illa J
>>75101336
>>75101496
I tried a regular football formation but it didn't work
>>75101336
>3 at the back
Pauno why
>>75101496
>Same lineup as last week
Just as expected.
Present for the Honduran Dynamo
>hey mike
>you ready to pound ticc blacc ass 2nite
strem where
i have one without commentary
Fuck this shit
Let England have it
Hell give it back to Qatar
Don't make us share one
>MLS Live audio STILL fucked
>>75102118
surely there must be some other app
>>75101869
I'm all for ETERNAL DYNAMO but can we get something non-weeaboo, this is Texas not Washington.
>>75102250
The Revs are the established MLS weeaboo team, I don't think anyone else has official team waifus
>>75102223
Nah. It looks like it's just an issue with the CHI-CLB stream because the stream cut out and just says "this match will begin shortly"
NE-HOU is working fine
>>75102278
>>75102418
>some faggot's deviantart means that a team is weeaboo
Please.
>>75102116
At least by then there will be 128 teams so we shouldn't miss out on many games
>>75102520
NO
WE NEED EVERY FUCKING GAME
WHAT THE FUCK DO WE BENEFIT FROM SHARING A WORLD CUP ANYWAYS?
NOTHING. ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING.
>tfw the next world cup will have 256 teams and Chicago is gonna win it all
The NE home commentators are literally the worst in the league. I can't stand their annoying voices and constant homer-ing.
>>75102584
ITSINTHENET guy would like a word
>>75102582
BASED PIG CLIMBER
but fuck everything about chicago and their plastic fans
>>75102609
>chicago
>plastic fans
???
You kind of need to be successful in order to have bandwagoners
>>75102627
talking about the city
>>75102648
So Cusb and Hawks fans?
harrington is SHIT
>>75102607
As a DCU fan I love itsinthenet man.
I know the commentary and coverage of DCU games are objectively bad but I still enjoy his shitty catchphrase.
>>75102670
and bulls and burrs
>hometown just put in a bid for a MLS franchise
>going to Columbus for school this fall
should I stay a homer or just support the Crew?
>>75102607
desu, I kind of enjoy itsinthenet
>>75102746
>burrs
Again, you need to be successful in order to have bandwagoners
The Jay Cutlel experience has turned away all the casuals
>>75102786
>what is '85
bandwagon is still there
>>75102710
>playing 5-2-3 with Harrington and Vincent as your wingbacks
JUST
>>75102747
Your hometown won't have a team for 3-4 years, if it gets one at all, so you may as well start following the Crew
That being said, fuck that yellow team
>>75102747
what's your hometown?
>>75102824
Vincent has been serviceable 2bh, and he still has time to develop
Harrington is like 30 and declining fast
Pauno please put Polster or Doody at RB and send Harrington to Tulsa
>>75102840
chattanooga
>>75102607
>>75102781
>https://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2016/04/23/goal-luciano-acostas-sublime-chip-secures-game
This one has to be my favorite
>>75102868
Yeah, you guys are not getting an MLS team.
Has Schweinsteiger done anything at all yet? I knew I shouldn't have picked him for fantasy.
>>75102891
He'll probably get a pass completion bonus
You can keep your fingers crossed for an assist
>>75102870
There's nothing better than Sad Bobby
O M A H A
WHEN
>>75102118
Works fine for me buddy.
>>75102826
thanks m8, that's what I figured
>>75102840
somewhere on the east coast that recently rebranded but won't get the upgrade compared to other cities
>NASL is still good, r-right?
>>75102278
>>75102418
>>75102924
Yeah, it's good now.
>>75102747
If your hometown has a USL or NASL team pull for them primarily
You can have Columbus as a backup which you can switch to when your hometown doesn't get that MLS team
>KC-COL is a nationally televised game
for what purpose?
>NYCFC actually signed a FIFA player
Hilarious
>>75094205
how would that not help them
>>75103196
This is MLS, so the game that seems like an obvious 0-0 draw will end 4-3.
SOON
>>75103164
>Subs: Brilliant, Herrera, Johansen, McNamara, Shelton, Stertzer, Sweat
>>75103124
Chattanooga is NPSL though
>>75103366
>baseball diamond
Nice touch, anon.
That tiny-ass field is an embarrassment to American soccer, t.b.h.
>>75103366
>Ethan White
How is this guy still a starter in MLS? He is not good.
>>75103444
muh athleticism
>>75103444
He's a natural center back they keep trotting out to play right back
>>75103600
But he's a shit CB too
>>75103600
Well, that makes sense. There plenty of serviceable CBs but almost no good right backs in this league
Are San Jose good yet? Been waiting for like 4 years
>>75103638
>>75103631
They probably get a better right back, but Vieria values the ability to play out of the back rather than the ability to defend
>>75103679
>shorks
>nuners
>quacks
>furriors
select one to be good
>just moved to city near Boston
>go to the bar right next to my apartment to watch NHL
>they have MLS on instead
This is cool, found a bar where they watch MLS on only my third day here.
>>75103600
>>75103698
What happened to RJ Allen?
>>75103124
>MLShills hate yurocucks for not supporting the their shitty league but doesn't realize the hypocrisy when they do it to lower leagues
wew
>>75103716
what is a city near boston?
quincy? fall river? portsmouth? worcester?
thats nice though
>>75103720
mike grella
>>75103723
But NASL is shit, and NASL fans are all delusional.
USL is chill though.
>>75103772
>mike grella
what do you mean?
>>75103723
nasl is pretty garbage dude
it's objective not opinion
USL games today
(times in Pacific Time)
>>75103723
NASLelshills are those pro/rel cancer people
God damn, I hate the revs
>>75103772
Lowell
Not a huge city but I like it a lot so far
>>75103849
lets go spinners
>>75103804
they hate each other
>>75103778
>>75103815
>I rate MLS over NASL
>your team
>your most promising rookie
for me, it's chicago fire's daniel johnson
>NASL
>developmental
NASL is shit and needs to fold. USL is the future.
>>75103723
>>75103866
>they hate each other
ok, but what's your point?
>>75103866
I'm not a baseball fan but their games sound comfy so I should check them out
If you want better than USL shit tier boring reserve team soccer then watch the CPL when it comes out next year.
>>75103884
What counts as a rookie? Do they have to be from the draft?
>>75104006
Draftee or first year HGP
>>75103955
there is literally no point
i dont know where rj allen is
You now remember AJ Soares
>>75103832
>pro/rel cancer
5 Garberbucks have been deposited into your account.
>>75103884
you just jinxed him
>>75104031
aj soares doesnt even remember aj soares
>>75103884
>>75104015
Ok, then:
Union
Derrick Jones is legit
>>75103884
Atlanta
Carleton although Gressel is doing very well so far
>>75103868
yeah dude all those nasl teams winning the open cup really showed what a superior league it is
>trusting midshittern teams to get it done
goddammit
Wait, there's only 8 teams in NASL?
What's the point of a league with only 8 teams
>open stream for next game
>highlights of: mens figure skating, russian basketball, snooker, "superkombat"
>lady gaga and screamo music
euro"sport"
>>75103219
>The Hempstead, New York resident was born in the US and grew up in Haiti. He has been playing FIFA for 12 years, getting his start on a PS2 and playing for roughly 25 hours a week.
>“Christopher will play EA SPORTS FIFA at gaming tournaments around the world and challenge NYCFC fans pre-match as well as our players. We’ll also be creating content and live-streaming on platforms like YouTube and Twitch."
I wonder how much they're paying him.
>>75104353
there isn't one
everyone will flee to their respective usl divisions and nasl will fold next off season
>>75104357
wtf i have definitely played 25 hours a week and all i got was autism
>>75104425
You have that backwards, man
>>75103219
>>75104357
wait, what the fugg?
>>75104357
I'm picturing it like what the fat alien dude was going to do to MJ in Space Jam.
>>75104482
>>75104467
chicanos made me autistic
getting a face tat of that
lets go everyone in this game tear their acl except lloyd sam
>>75104519
>black/asian chubby guy with uneven hairline
makes sense
Win or lose, I'm getting plastered
>>75101278
>Fight me irl
This meme is so 2014.
>>75105191
This is a good philosophy no matter who your team is.
>muh aesthetics
>>75103884
TFC
TSUUUbasa Endoh
>TRASH CITY FC
>you now remember Lloyd Sam
>>75106081
He played for them last year
>>75105191
I find myself doing this religiously. But gaining the weight feels pretty bad tbqh.
>tfc shield
What did they mean by this?
>>75106290
>the rusty shantytown of the MLS app
>>75106081
Raheem Edwards desu
Then again rookies don't get playing time unless someone is injured
>>75107766
What's Ryan Johnson up to?
>>75107865
Curtin, why u no 4-4-2
>>75107865
>>75107976
why does that team look so white?
>>75107976
Bloom is better than a bench player, what's he doing there?
>>75108055
Because Mears is better?
>>75107976
>>75108285
>Canada's Team
>no Canadian starters
That's a RIP boys. Cucked.
>>75107865
>same exact formation and positions and starters
CLASSIC CURTIN
>>75108451
What do you think they should try?
Here's mine.
>>75083746
>>75083953
Fuck off Steve.
>>75108674
pretty much that
I could see Simpson and Sapong working well together, also you could always bring in herbers alberg or even Pontius in that second forward role
>>75083746
he's not wrong
>canucks-yankees-spic
>one country
i can dream
>>75108690
No one cares about your faggy tranny team since Seattle won lol
>>75108820
>how can mexicans steal our jobs if the jobs belong to them as well
You thought Diskerud got jettisoned quickly
Demidov was bought with TAM, was Minnesota's captain, and now doesn't even make the bench
Ilson seriously goes for the elastico 9/10 times
Fuck, that should be a red on Guzmán
has filthy started throwing shit on the field yet?
anyone got a stream?
>>75108970
No, there aren't that many mexicans in Philly
Have to admit
This is weird watching a local broadcast of Atlanta
>>75109000
r/soccerstreams
>>75109000
>live.mlssoccer.com
or
>rebbit.com/r/soccerstreams
or
>lmgtfy.com/?q=philadelphia+union+portland+timbers+stream
CJ never gets calls. Such BS.
D O O P
O
O
P
Richie <3
Döp döp döp döpö döp döp döp
GOAAAAL
HE DOOPS THE OLD ONION BAG
Whatever happened to Maurice Edu?
>>75109234
He's ded. If he ever comes back, I hope he plays CB. I want Jones on the field.
>>75109234
forever injured and probably gone after this season
Who is this British Isles guy?
Where's everybody in Toronto?
And these broadcasters for Atlanta are pretty bad
*saws a log in celebration*
And that's just classic Union. Fuck.
>>75108829
You'll care when I make you say my name, bitch
>>75109349
>>75109343
Leafs game tonight
soccer is still the fourth sport around here
>>75109387
pretty gay, desu
>oh my god osorio sucks look at him blast all the shots over the goal
>giovinco does the exact same shit all the fucking time
>>75109433
>Sounders
>holds o a bucket of water
Yeah, gay AF
don't close to that gay saw blade, or he carve you up a gay like
>>75109391
>laffs will lose out and let nyi or tbl steal their spot
>LAFFS
>>75109514
honestly hoping for it. so many butthurt laffs fans in my friend circle
>
>>75109624
I gotcha, dude brah
Atlanta is looking shaky
Giovinco probably couldn't make San Marino's NT right now
>>75109499
>>75109655
>>75109624
I didn't even notice the time
That's a terrible score bug
>>75109499
>>75109695
>>75109624
>>75109655
dude weed lmao
Da loons
>>75109715
there's something wrng with @<:^)
first thing I saw
gonna go smoke out my dog, brb
>city of memes
PLEASE
>>75109683
Atlanta hasn't played anybody
>laffs
I don't even know what to do
I've never shitpost during a game before
GET ME ONE MAVINGA/BONO SHIT SANDWICH
Dubs and this is Mavinga's last start in the MLS, and Hagglund becomes a league star
>refs throwing the game to keep the ATL plot going
Gonna need some meme magic to get out of this one boys
>>75109845
>the MLS
>>75109522
Toronto getting blown out btw
>>75109845
>>75109871
whoops
NEW n' sheeit
>>75109925
>>75109925
>>75109925
>>75109925