/mls/ + /ayy/ general - KILLING IN THE NAME edition

NO nationalteam posting
NO doyleposting
NO antidoyleposting
YES /comfy/posting

A friendly reminder
https://www.tickcounter.com/countup/11701/amount-of-time-since-dc-united-scored-a-goal

DOOP
O
O
P

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>>74991694

didnt say anything about Alexposting

L O O N S W I N
O
O
N
S
W
I
N

>>>>74991694
>t. Soonposter

>>74991599
we /comfy/ now

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>>74991773
NO alexposting
YES pressposting
>>74991810
NO >soon posting
YES loon posting

Can't wait for da Loons to BTFO everyone tbqh

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me in the red jersey

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we comin

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>we did it, /mls/!

>>74991922
did what

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>>74991737
If I had known that existed, it'd be in the OP.

>>74991922
wsl when?

>>74991969
I just made it
I'm kinda hoping it lasts for another game

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>>74991963
hang out

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>>74991963

champions of football, la

>>74992022
>football

>>74992007
Good times.

Bookmarking it for the next thread.

>>74992041

football and soccer(f)

>>74992022
I've got something she can be champion of

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They're gonna play with football lines in Minnesota

>>74992063

what did he mean by this?

>>74992073
I mean I think this semen slurping sport is for her

>>74992070
Could be worse. Could say Vikings where the end zone is instead of Minnesota.

>>74992070
better than a baseball field desu

>>74992200
Sad!

FUCKING SOMEONE POST A STREAM FOR THE DC UNITED GAME

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74992200
all the fans from old teams apparently moved to atlanta

>>74992337
utub/watch?v=em4sBk-M3SQ

>>74992200
I think there's more Union than DC fans there

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>>74992200
>MLS 1.0

when does atlanta play? only team worth watching

>>74992337
>not watching the Final Four

Look, I recognize we're all soccer fans here but get your priorities straight.

>both these teams

>all these empty seats

>>74992486
>not having one on each monitor
git gud

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>>74992467
Ayy

>>74992508
>YOU BETTA WATCH YO MOUF

>>74992389
thank you anon

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>fake stadium noise

I would have lost my shit if Ilsinho made that

>>74992624
S U P E R M A N

>tfw no star

>>74992508
answer my question u dumb or some shit

I fucking hate DC but I'm still excited for them to finally get a real stadium

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES

>>74992685
>((()))

What the FUCK was that

>>74992661
>tfw no defense

ACTIVATED

>first goal
LMAO

>those Wilhelm flags
W E W

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>>74992624

BENELDY

its in the net,,,


its in the net

how to fix that sorta shit:
allow a free kick outside the box
problem solved, no more bullshit soft benuldies

FUCK

snek is ded snek is ded

>>74991737
>(You)

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>>74992668
No, I'm not dumb. I'm an intellectual gentleman.

maybe now we can get rid of that hack Curtin

>watching rowdies vs tfc2
>more crowd atmosphere
>larger attendance

>the city of Washington DC

>clearly need a formation change
>same formation and mostly same 11 every time

ITS NOT WORKING JIM

Chicago fag here who never watched mls. So I heard we got the German David Beckham or someone who won the world cup. Is our team going to be good now? I didnt give a shit about the franchise until this german guy joined so I need a basic gestalt on the team.

>>74993101
the whole front office needs to be changed, I'm sick of this shit

>>74993103
>basic gestalt
sorry come again?

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Just another day of being an Arizona sports fan

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>>74993204

>>74993137
Earnie is fine he actually knows what he's doing, in fact I think they need to give him full control, he is clearly the most competent member of the front office, we need a better tactical identity than le 4-3-2-1 striker never gets the ball formation, Curtin needs to show he can change from a losing formula but it's just not happening and I like the guy... if Curtin can't make the playoffs this season just let Earnie bring in his people

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>>74993239
>eric alexander still exists

>>74993258
Curtin is an amateur, he needs to go. but the front office is so set on his shitty plan they wont get rid of him. We also need an owner that didn't lose all of his money in the housing bubble

who /watchingtheirfarmteamthenthemainonerightafter/ here??

>>74993223
>Omar Bravo
>Shaun Wright-Phillips
>Matt Watson
This team is a blast from the past

>the tulsa furries
christ

Minnesota stream???

>>74993489
only one i can find but still looking for one with commentary
http://www.stream2watch.cc/livenow/soccer/27370/minnesota-united-vs-real-salt-lake-live-stream

>>74993370
Watching my team get BTFO desu

>>74993328
I do expect the team to get better as the academy produces more players so that we have a base to supplement, but if you can't make your formation work in MLS it doesn't make any sense to have your whole system use the same formation

this whole "dominate the match with 1 tactic and make no concessions" has been proven to be a meme here, why be stubborn about your formation when it hasn't been doing anything since last spring

FUCK

>>74993508
I miss nogueira

How much further will Minnesota fall?

>yfw guaranteed fantasy points going against minnisoda
keke

ilsino is such an asshole

>farm team getting btfo
shame

although tampa bay looks super comfy mate, hope its bid gets accepted for 2020

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>>74993272
Neat

>mfw back on msg

>>74993558
we all do, he was what really showed me that 1 player can be the difference between a good and bad MLS team

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WE IN DIS

APOLOGIZE

>>74993780
What for?
You're still gonna give up 6 goals

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>tfw so used to losing but it still takes a part of you into the abyss every time

w-we will make it some day lads...

>>74993936
iktfb

>>74993936
ty coons for putting the sneks in their place

>>74993973
yes yes, very good DC, very good. HOWEVER

>>74993950
at least Sapong is actually scoring again

>>74993973
the snek will rise again

Eugene Starikov just entered for the Cosmos
Let's see if any of you know who that is

Alright, guys. I suggested this in the last thread, I'm going to bring it back up and see if anyone's interested. What if we made a fake football club like AFC Anchorage and then tried to troll the media into thinking that it's the next MLS team? Obviously we would have to pick a more realistic destination but it would be funny to get some news sites to write about MLS creating a fake expansion team for 2020 or something

>>74994060
Btw the Cosmos are losing 3-0

>>74994130
BASED.
fuck the cosmos

dubs picks my usl team

fugg of san antonio

>>74991694
>how to kill /mls/
you fags wonder why the threads are slow, this is why

>>74994158
>not supporting the nearest one to you

New count up clock
https://www.tickcounter.com/countup/11708/amount-of-time-since-the-new-york-cosmos-scored

Also
https://www.tickcounter.com/countup/3888/amount-of-time-since-canada-scored-in-the-gold-cup-june-14-2011-de-rosario-pen-vs-panama
https://www.tickcounter.com/countup/3889/amount-of-time-since-canada-has-played-in-a-world-cup-game

pretty terrible game from Fabi, we'd at least be at a tie right now without him. Give Wiljnadum a chance, if he doesn't gift a goal he'll be an upgrade

>>74994210
>kansas city over st louis by <100 miles
uhhhhh no thanks to either

union delusions ONCE again

>>74994290
>Seattle had a shitty first half of a season last year
>came back to win the cup

just give it to us already

>>74991893
>Minnesota + Chicongo
N O
O

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ou know when you jut get your report card / and you have all fs on it you just want to take it back to the teacher and say through some ds on that bitchBallin! Soulja Boy Up In Da Buildin / Throw Some D's On That Bitch

>>74994311
this desu, look what happened last season, we were destroying the east early and barely made the playoffs, we could very well be competing for a trophy this season


I don't actually think that though the team is mediocre in every facet aside from the Goalie

Is it common to water artificial turf like they are doing right now at TCF?

Pretty even match with Minny - Salt Lake so far

>>74994311
>>74994341
capping this to post your grand dlelusions when you don't make the playoffs

>>74994362
Minisoda knows the goal barrage is probably inevitable
Just trying to ward it off

>>74994422
Diop time already?

>>74994453
stay obsessed

NYRB need to switch trainers

>>74994453
we're the next FC Dallas just give us time

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>Movsysian
he had absolutely no reason to do that. Deserves a yellow card

No era penal desu

DA LOONS
O
O
N
S

WATCH OUT

(Borat voice)
>my life

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SUPERMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

I knew Ramirez belonged in this league.

>>74994614
You think he can get a gold cup call-up?

Do Non-Americans watch MLS?

>there are teams out there worse than tiny pop

Jesus fucking christ this SHIT league

>>74994614
golden boot 2019 desu

>>74994621
>Canadian team
>1 Canadian starter
what did they mean by this?

>>74994642
We've had a few non-American anons
Turkbro, the Mexican Union fan, that Kiwi poster, the Portuguese guy who went for Sporting

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>>74994655
I actually just realized he's not Canadian yet

>SHIT LAKE
SHIT LAKE
>SHIT LAKE
SHIT LAKE
>SHIT LAKE
SHIT LAKE
>SHIT LAKE
SHIT LAKE
>SHIT LAKE
SHIT LAKE
>SHIT LAKE
SHIT LAKE
>SHIT LAKE
SHIT LAKE
>SHIT LAKE
SHIT LAKE
>SHIT LAKE
SHIT LAKE
>SHIT LAKE
SHIT LAKE
>SHIT LAKE
SHIT LAKE
>SHIT LAKE
SHIT LAKE

HOLY LMAO

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

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AHAHAHAHAHAH
>REAL
>SALT
>LAKE

SUPERMAN

>local broadcast woman literally laughing at Romano's keeping

lel

>>74993880
>(YOU)
(YOU)
>(YOU)
(YOU)
>(YOU)
(YOU)
>(YOU)
(YOU)
>(YOU)

>Columbus and Atlanta lead the east
>Minnesota is about to be level on points with LA


what fucking timeline are we in?

>>74994742
Rimando*

Sorry senpai

>>74994757
the dankest

>'''''''REAL'''''' SALT LAKE

THEY'RE ACTUALLY GONNA DO IT.
BASED LOONS.

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AND IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

jfc
JFC
J F C

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

>Rimandont

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well...

at least we didn't fuck up as bad as RSL tonight

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>that loon call

holy kek

>when you expect something from the mormons and they let you down
well there goes this fantasy week.

>fake salt lake
>fake lake
>real salt

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>record scratch
>freeze frame
Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

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>>74994828
THE GOAT

THREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPkCnMso5rE

boy do I feel sorry for the guy who filled his fantasy team with RSL players this week...

>>74994866
Damn..

>>74994877
a e s t h e t i c

>>74993609
W E W L A D

>miliNO

>>74994939
s-shut up

>>74994940
>2 on 0
>ez pass tap in
>LOL I'M A HERO
>chips high
what a moron

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>>74994820
It's a shit show. Minnesota is making us look like a bunch of damn fools, Happy

>>74994202
>implying speed = quality
/b/ is fast
It's also fucking trash
We don't need 40-post-long arguments about the fucking national team

Just got back from mormon temple lads
How many are we beating Minny by?

>>74994852
Team is based in Salt Lake = team must be full of Mormons

>>74994992
don't worry, june will be here before you know it.

>>74995018
-4 to 1

>>74991599
/mls/ threads always have the best OP pics

>>74995024
shut up you stupid mormon

>>74995018
Will you hook me up with a qt Mormon girl?

Imagine where RB would be without Robles

fugg

>>74995088
I dated a Mormon girl once

>tfw had no idea what a mormon was til i moved out west

Adams a shit

>>74995248
Did you get to see her special "magic" underwear?

>>74995248
Was she crazy in the head and in bed?

Do you think Minnesota will ever play Demidov at defensive mid?
That's what Heath said was his best position

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>loons win

>tfw Houston Master race

>>74995059
Lol. Sorry, if you're from Utah (and not Mormon) all the Mormon assumptions get pretty old. Also, fuck you

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Wew lads we got one

It was bound to happen eventually, right?

>real salt fake

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>still has zero points
Let's point and laugh at this team

>farm team deding
fugg

>diop
ok then

>lel gay

>hongcouver

ref hates davies

CONFIRMED

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That what I call using your head.

>chinkpooper
BTFO

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dare i say >we back?

>>74993880
Kek

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>The Red Bulls of New Jersey

>hurtado
>2v1 break
>takes a shot from mid field

fugging diop.

>LEL GAY

>>74995834
turns out, no

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>tfw hot start to the season

>>74995976
>>74995980
n-no pls, say it ain't so

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Come on guys, I haven't even played the Portland players yet.

LAG friends, when the FUCK are we gonna sack this retard Onalfo and hire a real coach?

>>74996180
delete this right now

>>74996256
when >we fail to get in the playoffs

>>74996256
We're gonna get Wenger homie

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>>74996256
>tfw all those people put there neck out for him.

>>74996525
the FO or the give him a chance apologists? or all of the above?

Apparently Pachuca played their starters last night against Puebla
Given that Dallas has over a week in Mexico preparing for this game, there's no excuse for them not winning on Tuesday

>>74995049
>/mls/ threads are usually just the mls logo

glad we could finally get more going

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>check scores from MLS yesterday
>see this
what does it mean?

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happy birb

>One lone match today

Ah well.

this is for /ayy/ which seems to be dormant right now

>perf

>>74998576
>americans for /ayy/

Absolutely disgusting, desu

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we did it lads

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I'm going to go ahead and say the Schweinsteiger experiment will fail

>>74996525
>Klein and venegas
The FO of course. If Klein doesn't do anything by mid season. Then the Galaxy need a complete overhaul. maybe Sigi looking for a job.

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h-hey there guys, want to do some sports betting?

>>75000445
Wasn't he pretty shit over there?
Why would he be a spokesman for anything?

>>75000691
he was good, nothing special. but he's american, and norwegians are often obsessed with america and everything about it, so maybe that's why.

>>74998622

We sure as fuck did la

>>74998576
Big, strong, muscular, and ELITE Sydney FC lads

>>74998736
People will show up if they start winning, but it'd be easier if Toyota Park wasn't in fucking Bridgeview. I don't see why they can't just buy up a bunch of blighted lots on the west or south side next to a L station and build a 18k seater SSS there

>>75001235
Because Bridgeview got them by the balls with some bullshit iron clad contract that has to be one of the most lopsided stadium deals in history

>Minnesota has more points than LA

>>75001440
Oh wait im retarded

>>75001352
Idk, surely if Garber can be convinced that Bridgeview is a threat to CF's long term viability then he might be willing to help them buy out of their contract or force them to buy it out themselves. Apparently there are still decades left on that lease.

>>75001492
Its a 99 year lease or something

But yeah, move that shit.

>>75001492
>>75001523
It would take probably take a ton of money MLS doesn't have

I am surprised that US Soccer actually hasn't officially given the qualifier against Trinidad to Colorado's stadium yet
They was also supposed to play a friendly in Salt Lake City
What happened to that?

>>74996256
LAFC is going to destroy you fucking faggots

>>75003200
CHI

>>75003303
CA

>>75003375
RITO

>>75003375
NO

>>75002115
>take a ton of money MLS doesn't have

They have the money, they just rather use it to help the biggest clubs like Galaxy or NYC

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You can't win points with NASL playe-

https://twitter.com/YBrammer/status/848422393060175872

>>75005877
were people actually saying this?
the nasl guys have been mostly their best players

>>75004248
I'm not sure they do, or it would be so much it wouldn't be worth it
The problem is once they leave Bridgeview the Fire's value will skyrocket while the town will be stuck with a pretty stadium will no chance at getting a new tenant

>>75005877
>>75006139
Yeah
Ramirez has been the least of their problems

>>75006827
How does it feel to be MLS's Arizona Coyotes?

>>75007031
Who?

>>75007079
Exactly

>>75007031
but the yotes are based

>>75007170
Who?

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>>75007219

>>75007261
>furpuck

>>75007333
is patrician

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>>74991694
>tfw two whole months without USMNT

>>75007493
Waifu team this week tho

>>75007810
>Caring about those feminazis

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>>75007958

Anyone have an idea how difficult it will be to get world cup tickets this cycle (through official channels, so I'd get a Fan ID)? I have to pick specific matches to work around my friend and I's schedule. It would be two group matches and a round of 16 match in st petersburg/moscow. Never done this before, crossing my fingers that I happen to get a USMNT match. Also, does nationality matter in the lottery, i.e., is there a quota of Americans they'll give tickets to?

Pretty much every Confed Cup game is listed as high availability right now so hopefully that low demand carries over.

>>75007958

>being gay

>>75008242
Nobody cares about Confed Cup tho
Also, good fucking luck getting tix after Drumpf gets impeached and Russia goes full retard in response

>>75008285
>drumpf

fuck off doyle

>>75008285
Fifa would go apeshit if they denied fans access. Though i am a little worried about visa-free entrance if the political situation gets worse.

>>75008508
>not realizing you've been mislead by a conman.

>>75008285
>>75008508
>>75009880
Can you faggots please talk about politics somewhere else

>>75010150
fuck off, Doyle

>>75010220
Not a politics thread. Get out.

who is doyle?

>>75010577
Kevin Doyle is a Colorado Rapids DP from Ireland

>>75010577
an playable character from call of duty 3

>>75011182
>when you get a piece for the atlanta flames but then they skip town

>>75011224
Who?

>>75011391
>put hockey team in fatlanta
>twice
>relocate both times
LMFAO

>>75010577
Fuck off Doyle

>>75011418
There were furpuck teams in Atlanta?

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>>75011529
kek

>>75011513
>2/11 players listed as USA
>one of them is Nagbe

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>>75011529
>>75011591
kekek

I'm actually from Anchorage, so I really appreciate the memes, they are always funny. Even saw my first MLS game yesterday because of these threads which was pretty cool (Vancouver vs LA) which I guess counts as my home team

>>75012199
>following MLS

Why not the Russian Soccer Federation? Seeing as how you can see Russia from your house.

>lelvolution

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2017 IS OUR YEAR

>>75011764
>diego kobayashi
heh

>>75012299
Fuck
It's Daigo
I must have not cared enough to change it

Answer his question Americans
>>74993103

Schweinsteiger is boss tier. Real hard worker. But I don't know the quality of the rest of the team.

>>75012570
Fire are shit and are always shit
Schweinsteiger plays the one position they were already not-shit at
They play out in the middle of nowhere and have no fans.
In short, Fire will continue to be shit.

>>74993103
>>75012570
Are the Fire good now?
No
Schweni probably actually their situation more precarious
They already had two players that play his position
They needed a playmaker and a right back and now they're unlikely to get either

>>75012570
Dumpster Fire lmao

Really though Schweinsteiger is good but the team will still be fucking terrible.

>PORTLEL

Sunday games are comfy, we need more of them.

>o shit time's almost out
>better lay down
I DON'T THINK

>another semen slurper
glad i didn't see this shit

Most disappointing draw i've seen in a while. Gleeson fucked up.

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>they see me rollin'
>they hatin'

Minnesota United unironically has the same or more points than 9 MLS teams.

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GG, ez.

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>>75014516

>dat Valeri goal
>dat Gleeson fuck up

>>75010577
John Doyle was a former Quakes player who became their GM and thank god he's finally gone

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>>75012199
Absolutely based.

>>75012199
bullshit, everybody knows Anchorage is populated solely by polar bears

>>75014375
Minnesota is not as bad as people think. Screencap this.

>>75015661
If Minnesota could even field an average defense, they'd be in contention for the final playoff spot

>>75015682
6 playoff spots / 11 teams = 0.545 chance of getting in per conference.
Since the former goats will be joining the league alone next year apparently, one conference will get a little more competitive, as much as that could happen when all the big spending teams keep getting kneecapped by the pursuit of parity.

>>75015682
>final playoff spot

Dude, we're in Week 4, settle down.

Bring it on, /mls/.

My body is ready.

>>75015682
>if they could
they will
just wait for next week

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>yfw Atlanta misses the ploffs but based Minnesota makes it

>Moyes

>>75017798
>early morning soccer delusion

I knew it had infested other generals but I thought this one was safe, at least for now.

WEEK FIVE

>Friday April 7
LA Galaxy vs Montreal Impact, 10:30pm EST

>Saturday April 8
New England Revolution vs Houston Dynamo, 2pm EST
Chicago Fire vs Columbus Crew, 2pm
DC United vs NYCFC, 4pm
>https://www.tickcounter.com/countup/11701/amount-of-time-since-dc-united-scored-a-goal

Philadelphia Union vs Portland Timbers, 7pm
Toronto FC vs Atlanta United, 7:30
FC Dallas vs Minnesota United, 8pm
Real Salt Lake vs Vancouver Whitecaps, 9:30
San Jose Earthquakes vs Seattle Sounders, 10:30

>Sunday April 9
Orlando City SC vs NY Red Bulls, 4pm
Sporting KC vs Colorado Rapids, 7pm

>>75017798
>Minnesota
>based

Redpill me on MNUFC pls

>>75018295
>ragged on by everyone because >DISGRACE TO MLELS
>had extremely short time to put together a team
>will continue to piss off everyone as they get better
Literally /our guys/

>>75018584
Oh, understandable. I wouldn't know because I burned out from all the soon posting and stopped following everything that has to do with expansion teams

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Here we go, lads.

>San Diego loves soccer... and now we have data to prove it thanks to a study conducted by ESRI

https://www facebook com/SoccerCitySD/posts/1379755645396319

>>75018225
the coons scored tho

>>75019205
keke, what the hell are you doing tulsa

>>75019061
He was greentexting my attempt to mock them with that count up clock

>>75019205
Season already off to a great start

>>75019274
>>75019767
This reversed a 4-1 Tulsa win, btw