Chicago Cubs @ St. Cardinals
Game start: 7:35 PM Central Time (About 1 hour from now)
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Cubs lineup:
P: Jon Lester (L)
1. Kyle Schwarber (L) LF
2. Kris Bryant (R) 3B
3. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B
4. Ben Zobrist (S) RF
5. Addison Russell (R) SS
6. Jason Heyward (L) CF
7. Willson Contreras (R) C
8. Jon Lester (L) P
9. Javier Baez (R) 2B
Cardinals lineup:
P: Carlos Martinez (R)
1. Dexter Fowler (S) CF
2. Aledmys Diaz (R) SS
3. Matt Carpenter (L) 1B
4. Jhonny Peralta (R) 3B
5. Yadier Molina (R) C
6. Stephen Piscotty (R) RF
7. Jedd Gyorko (R) 2B
8. Randal Grichuk (R) LF
9. Carlos Martinez (R) P
cubinals
why isnt jake the snake arrieta the opening day starter
Kek hear my Saint Louis plea
Kill the Cusb
i don't get it, the Cubs are the champs, why do they start the season on a trip game?
it is genuinely a weird feeling to cheer for the cardinals when dexter fowler is up
>>75011191
because the cardinals are a better baseball market
>>75011191
cubs always start on the road, its cold in chicago and they want to minimize the amount of games with the ivy not grown in
two faggot fanbases
What am I about to expect watch this opening day?
>>75011228
huh, that´s a shallow excuse, i know that it looks ugly, but still
>>75011250
How rude.
>>75011250
Inb4 boy's town copypasta
>Haven't gotten out of bed yet today
>It's almost 7 PM
>I've been in bed almost 18 hours
>I might not even get out of bed to watch Cubs, I might just watch MLB.tv on my laptop instead of my television
Please help /sp/
Stop shoving David Ross in my face
Say it with me now /sp/
100 MORE YEARS
FUCK THE CUSB THE DODGERS WILL WIN THE PENNANT
>>75011368
OF CUBBIES WORLD SERIES VICTORIES
>the current state of ESPN
>>75011137
BASEBALL, LADS
WOOOOOOO
they're not going to have the faggy strike zone box there, right?
C U B S
U
B
S
>>75011501
oh you know they will
Ok Cards bros
This is the start to add "2017" to the banner!
I just moved to Seattle for work. I don't want to watch the game using Espn.
Any on have a link to the wgn feed?
if you can't do an interview in english, you should be sent back
>>75011546
>I just moved to Seattle for work.
im sorry to hear that.
>>75011559
this
>>75011564
It only for 6 months thankfully
GOD TIER OPENING NIGHT FEAST REPORTING
ITALIAN COMBO with fries.
for non chicago plebians, the sammich is italian seasoned beef, italian sausage dipped is au jus, and then i dip the already dipped sammich into an addition au jus dip cup.
The power play by the Cardinals to bring out all of their world series trophies to remind the Cubs that they are still inferior
The Blackhawks took a lose tonight so they could channel all their energy into having the Cubs point the Tardinals into paste.
>>75011645
kill yourself shitposter
>>75011588
oh thats good. seattle has possibly the worst local government in the country.
>>75011656
can't be worse than chicago
>>75011634
Jej
Opening day official begins with the champs.
All users of boards not of /sp/ affiliation, report in.
I'm ready for a new season of Cusb memes lads
Fuck these military fags. I want baseball.
>>75011676
/mu/ here
>>75011663
i guarantee you its up there, and ive watched their council meetings.
RIP chuck berry desu
Women's college basketball
Lil Chuck Berry singing as well as the Cards play
god this hag need to stop the singing
Cubs desu
>moment of silence for a guy who beat and sexually assaulted women
Not surprising they honor the military desu.
she is bad
>st. louis honoring a black dude
what timeline is this?
>this anthem
lmao this is pretty fucking bad desu senpai
>she doesnt know the words
o man pls stop
fucking hurry up bitch
Please please make it stop
>chuck berry
Literally who?
>>75011676
/v/ here, MLB 18 is pretty good
>>75011676
/a/ reporting, pls no bully
at it again guys
2016 was fun, looking forward to another season
is Sweden bro still around?
>>75011742
This
What position did he play?
>>75011742
dlet this post
>>75011722
>Lil Chuck Berry singing as well as the Cards play
That national anthem really wasn't good :(
That might've been the longest national anthem ever
>honoring Chuck Berry for living a fucked up life
Good one, St. Louis.
>Mike Brown was nothing but a thug and future killer
Good one, St. Louis.
>naming your kid Ingrid
A crime in itself.
Stay worthless, Shit Louis.
>>75011676
/pol/ checking in. Go Cards!
>>75011742
Not going to lie I'm disgusted by this comment.
who the fuck idea was to have marvin berry sing the national anthem
>>75011609
That better be portillos.
Why is Lester starting and not Arrieta
that anthem was nearly carl lewis tier kek
>>75011811
Because Lester is better
>presented by booking.com
>>75011819
fair enough
Finally, it's time.
Does Jessica Mendoza take the dick?
>Mendoza in the box with them
Oh yes... I unironically love her voice.
>>75011797
Nope. Independent sammich shop down in Bloomington. The owner grew up in chicago and really knows how to capture the chicago style though. I could eat this beef/sausage without teeth, it just falls apart in my mouth it's so tender and full of flavor.
I will be having portillos next week when I go to visit my parents though !
>>75011863
She HAS a dick at least
>>75011870
oh shit nigga you talking Bloomington IL?
Windy City Wieners???
>>75011250
'cuz who wants their bank manager to know they tickle arse when they're not paying in checks?
Where's Swedebro at? Season can't officially start without him desu
>>75011867
>not listening on KMOX
>>75011881
No, no, but I would love to give her mine
>>75011745
DON'T POST IT
>>75011676
/vp/ and /pol/ here. go cubes
>>75011889
bloomington, IN
>>75011899
Please come back Swedenbro!!
>>75011301
my friend lives in boystown, can you post it?
/mlp/ here. Hay Hay Cubbies!
>That link to strikeout
None of the streams work except for the really shitty brit bong one
What the flying fuck
>that stealth animu advertisement
Which sponsor was that, Crunchyroll?
>>75011938
>>75011899
was Swedebro culturally enriched?
>WOMEN ANNOUNCERS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>75011956
http://grandmastreams.info/3.html
this one works for me
RIP Yordano
>>75011962
Yeah, dude loved Cubs and I think he went to LA one time.
oh god I forgot about that stupid strike zone thing
>>75011977
Mendoza isn't too bad.
Schwarbs is unstoppable lmao
Hey guys, I'm in Chicago on business and in the part of the city called Boystown...I believe? What are some good ways to get free beer around here? GO CUBS!
Lead off dinger.
Based Schwarber :-)
>>75011912
You mean this?
WRECKED BY THE SCHWARBGOD
le fat man gets on base
>>75011742
A dude who taped ladies going peepee
>>75011992
rent your ass
>>75011991
Come on, you know exactly how to get free beer in Boystown
>>75011954
as a former /mlp/erson
i must ask you to cease and desist
>having a fatass leadoff
Have advanced metrics gone too far?
I can see Schwarber stealing here for opening day lulz.
>>75011676
/co/ and /trash/ here
go saint louie
>>75011977
You don't have to be autistic about it. She's ok, not great.
100 mph in on the hands, good god
>>75012013
Why did you quote me, you meming fuck? Don't ever (You) me again.
Thanks for holding that for me, Kris.
Are the Red Sox going to lead off Pablo Sandoval this season too?
Fuck, two guys on base already? C'mon, Martinez.
>>75012064
God, i hope not
>that pepper shaker thing zobrist does with his bat
wew, I really missed baseball
>>75012017
>Don't mention the horses.
CHECK OUT THOSE DUBS
0-162 confirmed cubbies BTFO
fuck
>>75012064
lead off the disabled list
>cubs already 0-162
Kek
>Zobshit
FUCK
THIS
CHRIST
KEK
Why is he even on the team jfc he sucks. >hurr time to HIDP
The good ol 1-2
Giants would bootyblast both of these two shit teams.
CUBS DOA
>>75011992
You're gonna wanna take the red line train south to 63rd Street. Most of the people in that neighborhood are homos, you're gonna wanna call the first person you see a faggot and show them you're dick. It always works bro. Welcome to Englewood, aka South boystown
>>75012120
I hope this is bait
>>75012084
Time to oil up.
>starting the season with a ball
Bad omen
>>75012130
Just not the Diamonbacks
John lester is already sucking balls
>>75012120
>autists wanting players off the team after literally 1 (one) at-bat on the year
Jesus Murphy I missed you guys. This year is gonna be fun.
>LESSTER
>>75012130
>gnats
>Choking a lead away in the 9th.
Old story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96yjSyNlj68
Lester holding runners, im so fucking ready
lifelong cubs fan here since 2016
who the fuck is this fagit on the mound and where is jack arrietta
>Mo'Letter
free beer ALL!
Proud st louis fan since 2011 here
>>75012120
If you don't want him we'll gladly take him
>t. Cards fan
>>75012193
John Lackey
>>75012140
>>75012193
top fucking kek
>>75012193
Great post!
Take my upboat, sir!
>its a commentator tries to justify heywards 80 wRC+ by claiming his defense in a non premium position makes up for it episode
Lester is ass go cards
Final score whats it gonna be boys?
Is the Cardinals gonna be competitive this year or is their window nearly closed like the Pirates
>>75012238
3-2 cards
walk off in the 9th
hit F for FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>75012224
His defense and baserunning make him an average player. 2 WAR easily
LMAO Peralta hitting cleanup LOL MATHENY
Good fucking play. Nice job advancing the runner. Drive him home now.
>>75012208
>>75012177
>>75012148
Thanks for the You's bros
this camera angle is bad
>>75012238
cards window is closing
pirates window is opening
>Baseball is unironically happening
Are you guys as hype as I am?
Why the FUCK is Peralta battin cleanup? Guy can't hit.
FOR ITS
ONE
TWO
THREE KISSES FOR BEER AT THE OLLLLL BOOYYYSSS TOWNNNN
I actually prefer this grill commentator over Perez
What a disgusting at bat to end the inning
>>75012238
2-1
WE DON'T MAKE A DIME UNLESS YOU WIN TIME
!!!
>>75012276
Mendoza isn't that bad, if anyone gets really triggered it's because they're a autist. She's hardly the worst option.
>Not knowing Lester becomes a fucking wall the moment a runner reaches scoring position.
He doesn't get into as big of bullshit jams like Arrieta does, but they knuckle up hard.
ok americans, i like your sport. it's super comfy, and i like the tactical aspects of it. it's a shame games start so late at night here and i always fall asleep halfway through. anyway, i was hoping you could answer a couple questions i have:
1) is the "don't swing at first pitch" thing actually actually useful? what if the pitch is hittable, is just watching it still the better thing to do?
2) let's say a player has a very low batting stance. in that case, does the strike zone get smaller? i suppose the pitcher would have more trouble finding the zone and the batter could get some easier balls, is that how it works?
3) why is the schedule organized in series?
also i don't have a team to support, so recommend me one please
>>75012294
Agreed, her and Boone are miles better than Kruk and Schilling
>>75012307
Wasn't he on the mound when the Royals made that comeback against the A's in the wildcard game?
>Babyfaced nigger batting
Literally who?
>Your Team
>Which players would you get drunk with?
I'll start:
Cubs
Rizzo, Miggy, and Lester seem like they would be a fun time. Maybe David Ross would come too.
hes not going to opt out is he
>>75012356
Would you make out with them if it meant free drinks?
>>75012356
>Royals
>Literally all of them (as long as we don't let Yordano drive)
>>75012356
Ross is too busy prancing around like a flaming faggot.
>>75012332
1. better chance of walking
2. yes
3. convenience for traveling
support the giants and dodgers
>Heyward
Lol. Glad we got rid of that dumbass.
>>75012356
>Red Sox
Chris Sale would be one of those waking up in jail nights
>>75012356
Lester would demand you bring John Lackey along
>>75012332
1st pitch swinging is good against strikeout pitchers and bad ones
yes, look up rickey henderson THE GOAT
162 games, travel time...............
red sox or astros
>>75012332
1) Nope. First pitch is sometimes the best to swing at, as pitchers want to start the at-bat ahead.
2) Technically, yes. But it's too difficult to make solid contact like that, unless you're Jeff Bagwell.
3) It's easier on teams. Mainly travel-related.
>>75012332
1) It depends on the hitter. There are a few that actually take the opposite strategy and swing at the first pitch every time (Miguel Cabrera).
2) No it doesn't, the height of the player is all that matters.
3) To make travel easier, also it makes each series a game in itself which is fun
>pic related
>>75012333
Boy am I glad Kruk is gone from ESPN. Poor Phillies fans who will have to listen to him now though.
>>75012375
Lackey seems like the kind of guy that only drinks either shitty light beer or bourbon.
Maybe I'm projecting.
>>75012332
>don't swing at the first pitch
it's about the discipline of the batter, waiting for the right pitch, but you can swing if you feel like it
>a player has a very low stance
yes, it gets smaller, each batter has a different strike zone
>why the schedule is organized in series
it's cheaper and less stressful for the players
>>75012333
>not enjoying when Schilling starts calling all the players spics and wetbacks
>>75012408
I absolutely believe they were drinking shitty light beer in 2011
>Paya is best girl
>Here colors are like that of the Cubs.
Coincidence? I think not!~
Also
>The show looking like a PS3 game
You'd think they'd push for better graphics in sports games.
>>75012332
Choose a single city/state and be an exclusive fan of it's sports teams. Don't be one of those eurofags who are only "fans" of the best teams
>>75012332
1. Not everyone does it, and sometimes it's retarded. There are usually differing reasons for doing it.
2. Strike zone is supposed to be the same for everyone, obviously it isn't static because umps are human
3. Not sure why its series, probably easier to schedule as every team plays the other teams in their division a certain number of times every season.
>>75012428
So you are the cubs shitposter. Interesting.
Anyone got pics or vids of the girls dancing on the cards dugout?
>>75012397
Wrong on 2, 'tard. It's from the letters to the knees, you shorten the zone by crouching.
>Shitcargo
go cubbies =3
Did we really need 8 different anons to give the same answers to Ireland's dumbass questions?
who /fuckthecubs/ here?
>>75012462
yes
Base hit! Good shit Yadi
how do they keep the floating white box from interfering with the ball or bat?
>>75012462
>Ireland
American Education everyone
also, boreball is back
>>75012443
You're keeping track of me? That sort of autism is commendable on 4chan.
>>75012443
I hope he leaves reddithawks threads.
It's bad enough with all the tripfags
>>75012473
they play around it
>>75012332
Look up Jeff Bagwell for the answer to #2
>>75012473
magic
>>75012483
>Keeping track
Don't flatter yourself nigger. I'm here to watch my team beat yours.
>opposing players hugging each other
it's an absolute kind of disgust
>>75012464
>>75012485
Have fun with autisimo-incarnate during the regular season. He sounds like a bag of joy.
is this the worst announcing trio of all time?
>>75012462
>erin go bragh
>>75012504
Just a couple of Latino Americans joining up to fight against the racist forces at work from white America, you have a problem?
>>75012490
>>75012490
>>75012511
He fucking horrible, somehow worse than the trips and that faggot that spams skeletons
>"how do you feel if you're nelson cruz right there?"
Pretty sure he has plenty of experience dealing with this sort of disappointment to himself, his team, and his fans
>>75012474
Hi newfag
>>75012513
no, that honor goes to Ernesto Jerez, Ozzy Guillen and the poor fuck with them, (it's mexican espn if curious)
Just turned on the game
>jessica mendoza is back
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ESPN RUINS EVERYTHING
>>75012514
that a fine Irish automobile
>>75012526
I don't watch hockey, but have fun with him.
>>75012541
I've been here since 2009.... Way too long
>>75012511
>>75012526
It takes a special type of autistic cancer to be worse than them and one of the trips is universally reviled.
>>75012513
>Are any of the announcers Joe Buck?
>>75012548
>complaining about Mendoza when Joe buck, schilling and Kruk exist
>>75012558
Then how the fuck aren't you aware of the Italy/Ireland joke
>>75012526
>>75012511
>>75012500
>Being this absolutely butt blasted on opening day.
It's going to be a long season for you.
>>75012558
I have ballhairs that are older than your commitment to shitposting on /sp/
>>75012513
i want jon miller and le black retard bunt man back
>complaining about commentators
You should use your autism to create a cure for autism
>>75012569
>Schilling is bad
Nah fuck off, his pitcher analysis was fantastic he just needed more time to mesh with his commentators
Of course HE sabotaged that himself but still he isnt like Buck or Kruk
>>75012574
Joke's on you, I'm not a Chicago fan.
>>75012569
Schilling is pretty good Buck is horrible
Matt Vasgersian 4tw
imagine having a runner in scoring position and just not getting a hit 3 times in a row
can you imagine haha
>pitchers hitting
>>75012585
complaining about commentators is a pastime for my dad and me, I always thought that everyone did the same
>>75012585
>implying the booth isnt extremely important in baseball
>le big personality just having fun out there guy maymay
anyone else sick of this?
>>75012585
>cure for autism
but i don't want to be cured, my mom told me i'm special because of that
>>75012608
>divegrassman
No one here cares who that is
>>75012608
The NL is a fucking meme
>>75012618
>mad about tsunaldo
>>75012608
bumgarner hit 2 homeruns today, friend
>>75012585
Your a fag
>>75012608
>pitchers who can't play baseball
>>75012592
So you get to watch the Blackhawks smash the Bloos in the playoffs and the Cubs clinch the NL Central.
I believe the joke is on you.
>>75012624
>implying I didn't save every last one of them
>>75012629
How many bums did he garner
>>75012629
>a pitcher actually gets some hits
>it's a huge fucking deal
>memeinals
Old man Lester is going to be done in two innings at this rate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igChXsGWxJk
>>75012639
yeah that's kind of the point you dense nigger
>>75012637
You made the right choice.
>WE
Anyone got some good Cardinals memes? My folder is decidedly lacking and I need something to counter-shitpost the Cusb
>>75012642
What did he mean by this?
>>75012585
do you actually like them? they are horrible
In my day women were seen and not heard
Who /Sundayscaries/ here
>>75012654
WUZ
>Hey Dexter will you do an interview for us?
>Sure
>Tell me about your dead Grandma!
Who is this turncoat?
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND CALL THE GAME
>>75012356
>white sox
>no one, fuck that team
>thinking maybe frazier, but he's insist on brining teddy kremer along...
>>75012674
>THAT FLAG
KANGS
>you just know they fucked
FUCKING ESPN AND THEIR SJW BULLSHIT GET OFF THE TV YOU DUMB BROAD
>>75012634
Who said I was a St. Louis fan? Keep projecting Mr. Autisimo.
>>75012369
>>75012377
>>75012382
>>75012397
>>75012412
>>75012429
>>75012440
>>75012488
thanks for replying, much appreciated :)
>dexter, do you know about the website blacked.com??
>You were the first black man to represent the Cubs in the World Series and now you will be the first black man to represent the dick in my pussy
>>75012687
AYYYYYYY GAZPACHO
Who /missingFowler/ here?
;__;
>>75012698
Me ;-;
I bet Mendoza relaxes boone every sunday with a blow job
>>75012686
>Just a random guy watching the Cubs and Blackhawks win.
You should just learn to cheer for the good guys instead of being contrarian.
Boss Ross would give you his seal of approval.
WE NEED MORE BLACKS IN OUR SPORT
>not buttoning the next button up
She's a whore and micro-agressively acting like one.
>playing music during fielding practice is fundamentally new and exciting for matheny and the cardinals
>>75012698
Not me. I just got him
apologize to schwarber you fat shamers
>>75012356
>mest
All the starting pitchers and DW
>>75012679
A guy who decided he'd rather case money rather than be treated like a god.
talk shit about Heywards hitting, the man decided it was more important to get a ring than make a extra million.
>fat man turns a triple into a double
amazing
>>75012703
You should just neck yourself shitposter.
>>75012704
I'm fine, not more beer or hotdogs for me, just send him back
>>75012709
He turned a triple into a double
Baseball is back
So cozy
I hope all your teams exceed expectations this season friends, unless you're a Mets fan
>>75012705
She can swing my bat any day if you know what i mean
>>75012698
>Schwarber is currently 1.000 with 2 AB as the lead off hitter
>Just needs a triple and HR to get a cycle
I'm not.
>>75012703
I already said I don't watch hockey, but I'm sure you have reading comprehension problems anyway with that simple one-track mind of yours you simpleton.. I'm gathering your notoriety from your fellow fanbase at how much of a pain in the ass you are. And it's hilarious. No wonder they talk ill of you.
>Kris "MVP" Bryant
>>75012356
>twinkies
none of them, bunch of clown choes
>>75012735
Last year would've been great if Schwarbs hadn't gotten rekt
It's weird to think the Cubs underperformed by 5-8 games
>refusing to get hits with RISP
Cubs already done again.
>>75012721
You should stop getting mad at anonymous posts on an anime image board.
Or at least not be gutless and threaten me directly instead of saying I should harm myself.
>>75012728
this
>>75012735
He's gonna hit for the cycle and here's why
>be me
>working on setting up scoring for my fantasy baseball league
>friend convinces me to make a cycle worth 200 points
>"yeah it's so rare it should be an instant win"
>go along with it
>mfw the madman goes out there and does it
>>75012753
lol this cuck
>>75012737
I'm glad you find it all amusing, I hope you enjoy the ride.
>>75012753
I'm sure you'd be sent to the emergency room should you have the spine to show up in person.
>>75012761
>mfw I almost got to see a cycle live but tori hunter couldn't get the single
>>75012779
Have a Rare David anon
>>75012604
matt used to be the commentator for the padres. I miss him :C
>>75012770
I'm so glad I won't have to see you again until later in the season and even more glad you're not a part of my fanbase.
Come on Jon. What the hell.
>LESTER
Will molester end his life if the cusb lose tonight?
If a team just kept bunting at Lester would he ever get an out?
>>75012773
What I choose to meet you and remove part of my spine to keep it safe from you?
>>75012808
Nah. He'll just drink away his sorrows in Boystown
What the hell is a booking.com
BLACKED
>>75012800
>not being able to make a play at first base
That was a double play ball
nice defense there baez
>LELSTER
>>75012753
Thank you for the new phone background, friend. Also, why do I still get mad at Fowler for his fielding... it's just what it is now.
>cubes
Wow that is a pretty rare fuck up from Baez
>Baez
"World Champs"
BAEZ YOU BOJO
>>75012819
hotel site, it had a meme ad in MLB network
>>75012819
BOOKING DOT YEAH
>>75012825
In some other timeline maybe
>>75012832
That was all Baez.
Baez was anticipating the steal because lester can't hold people on and was distracted
>this ump
>>75012840
Nice meme my man
Cubs are lookin' great this year.
FUCK THE CUSBU
Not really a cannon in right field
CUBS BTFO
CARDS 1
CUSB 0
>the cubs would be good, they said
it's over. they'll be lucky to scrape together 70 wins
>cusb
>all that gum in the dugout
whats your favourite gum to chew lads
>Already shitting the bed
Can Lester throw to second?
So glad the red sox got rid of that losah lestah
>>75012888
Big League
>>75012878
are you serious? if they only win 85 games that would be a big deal
>>75012890
Diaz was just begging him to try
>Baez fucks up big time
If it's like last year, he's going to do something like get a home run.
>>75012888
If you ain't taking the BLC you don't know shit about sports
>>75012819
High class escort site
>>75012906
grape is the best flavor
>>75012888
wrigley rain
>>75012888
Mentos spearmint
Jhonny Peralta doesn't belong on a major league roster.
Bryant will hit a grand slam
>>75012890
Nope. Not third either.
With all the stealing going you'd think they were in Shitcago.
>>75012921
No digits. Won't happen
How do you pronounce that runner's name?
Diaz stealin' third, ohhhhhh
I got some moustakas trivia for you
>>75012912
Green apple all day bro
>inb4 diaz steals home
>>75012930
Dee-azz
>>75012929
Fowler is gonna get a walk off homer
Queue the waterworks from Cubs fans missing their queer dancing old man
>>75012927
or just a quick 15 min drive to ferguson
CUBS
O
L
L
A
P
S
E
>>75012927
Kek
>>75012888
seeds > gum
BASE ON BALLS
>Lelster at 70 pitches already
Why cant Lester throw to a base?
>>75012949
anons>tripfags
>W-we're s-s-still g-good g-guys!
This team is not even going to win a playoff game
>>75012927
More like East St. Louis.
>>75012959
Pure concentrated autism
>it's the 3rd inning
someBODY
RATTLED
>>75012949
>shells spit all over the dugout floor
Did you guys hear that? Real quiet.
>"Goddammit!"
>>75012969
Some might even call it weaponized
"GOD DAMN IT"
The cubs are going 80-82
Lester always starts they year on Mediocre to Shit mode. Should have started Arrieta
>so hated that the catcher doesn't even want to talk to you
>>75012973
ONCE TOLD ME
>>75011250
>coming from a Boston strong faggot:
At this point i can see the cardinals winning the division. This cubs team sucks ass 79 - 83
>>75012997
Probably a Pirates cuck.
Ah yes, the post Championship hangover.
You have ONE thing to say to Manfred
what is it?
Somebody please ask Manfred when he is going to ban the homerun trot
oh boy in-game interviews
love these
>Having to remind the suicidal fans of the Shitcongo Cusb that the Indians threw the World Series last year.
TONIGHT THERE'S GONNA BE A JAILBREAK
Digits and the cubs end the season with a losing record
>>75013005
That is a shitpost and a half, Pedro.
>>75013022
don't
>>75012962
This was the worst part about the pisscups, being able to buy this shit narrative when they were umpbabbied the entire way through the postseason and acted like entitled brats the entire time. Every other team when they won or lost games were respectful to the other teams, while Anthony "HGH" Rizzo and his Boystown Buddies acted like they never deserved a loss.
>>75013029
I wish there was nothing but interviews and in fact there shouldnt even be a game it should just be people talking to each other for 4 hours
Did i just see a nip from that sloot
SHOW US THE FUCKING GAME ESPIN
>>75013005
Shut the hell up beaner, your bait is garbage.
>inb4 I fell for it
>>75013022
When is he getting the band back together
>>75013022
"Stop fucking with baseball or I will rape your asshole with a knife and fuck your wife to death"
Someone tell Hillary Swank to get naked if they're gonna show this instead of the game
>>75013036
digits and kris bryant gets a career ending injury
>>75013022
Why do you hate baseball
she is showing a lot of cleavage
>>75011634
>that feel
>>75013049
Post a cap
>>75013053
You did bro, the cubs are probably going to have a decent record but i cant see them winning their division. Losing fowler and ross fucked them over
>>75013026
Get ready to see it all season cunnybear. Manfred won't save your pathetic franchise from another 100+ year drought.
Go Cubs!
(We suck again)
>>75013060
Is she in the stands or something?
Based Cubs having a quick inning to rid us of the Manfred menace
>>75013061
>>75013036
Let me show you how it's done.
Check the fact that the Cubs are going to win tonight.
Fuck the Cusb and fuck the Cards. Go DODGERS!
>>75013022
Reveal the Cubs drug tests and revoke their undeserved championship
>>75013086
Checked wait
>>75013067
Shes the fat one
Dubs and the entire Cubs roster is busted on roids tests
Me looking at JM's tittays
>>75013081
the girl announcer Mendoza
>>75013086
'no'
dubs and Cubs literally cease being a baseball organization this year
>>75011676
/tv/ here
Go cards
Dubs and cardinals go 120 - 42
Trips and cubs go 72 - 90
>>75013094
How could anyone ever have a pregnant fetish
muh sign
>>75013117
anal all the time
>making a white ad
based Cardinals groundscrew ruining Baez's game
>>75013115
fuck off jose
That is a total Joe Maddon thing to complain about.
Quads and cubs go 42 - 120
can't wait for him to fuck up again with the sign changed
little diva
>>75013094
Consecutive and Baez has a career ending injury
>>75013126
>Taint Louis
>Shit Jewtits
I can't settle on a good st louis slur
nice sport ya got there. 5 minutes of nothing
Slurp slurp ESPN exec here, don't we just love watching the Cubs play [insert team name here]
>>75013094
why are women such whores
Trips and the cubs plane crashes
>>75013153
St. Lose.
>>75013153
>SeatTLe
>>75013157
it's already more action than in football
If digits the cubs finish last in the NL Central this year
>>75013153
How about Jank Poois, Misery?
>whining about a white sign
you literally cannot make this shit up bros
>>75013149
Fertile and THICC
>>75013164
>Obsessed
>>75013172
Fucking diva.
>putting your pitcher in the batter's box
Carlos Martinez providing another shining example of why pitchers should bat, am I right?
jessica mendoza is fuckn hot
it let her humuilate the shit out of by locking my dick with a lock
>hur quit talking about that team from a huge market that hasn't won in over a century but finally did it months ago
Fuck off you retards
>>75013185
>putting your ketchup in the fridge
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
>>75013173
>Even remotely entertaining the idea of fucking a monkey
Not even once
>>75013055
I see what you did there and I appreciate it.
>>75013158
HELLO AGAIN THIS IS BO JUCK AND WE ARE LIVE IN BOYSTOWN WHERE I AM BEING SAVAGELY RAPED BY A PACK OF WILD LIFELONG CUBS FANS
THIS SHOT OF AIDS CUM FLUSHING OUT OF MY ASSHOLE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BUY TACO BELL, LIVE MAS, AND THE NEW FORD 5-150, LIVE MAS
Lester fielded a ball!! There is hope, boys.
>>75013187
>>75013157
>kick field goal
>commercial
>kickoff
>commercial
kek
we literally missed the postseason last year because of bad base-running lol
>>75013055
underrated
>>75013206
>hairplug addiction
>my eyes are up here, anon ;^)
>>75013198
Thanks anon. Kids these days don't know good music.
>>75013187
As she takes a massive shit log in my mouth. I guess you had chipotle for lunch sweetheart.
>>75013219
GET OUT FOOTFAG SCUM
>>75013219
I appreciate veiny feet though.
>>75013219
>tfw my arms will never be as big as hers
>>75013217
>Piss in Boots
>>75013219
Her feet are gross and her mouth is freekishly big
>cubes fans will still defend heyward after he bats .200 this year
>>75013240
>muh defense
>>75013240
But he fixed his swing !!!!!!!
>>75013219
>>75013232
I have a massive dindu tier cock so big mouths are not a problem for me
>>75013232
And yet you'd fuck her in a hot second if you actually knew how
Go cards
Beat the cusb
>Lester
>swinging a bat
>>75013257
I don't like you guys, but you better shut up the Cusb fans.
>>75013258
>National
>League
>announcer literally just said 'tis
>anons pretend they wouldn't fuck an alpha female like Mendoza
You are either a plebeian that doesn't go to the gym or you have ascended taste
Stop talking about this cunt. You're playing right into ESjwPN's hands
>>75013256
Thats not what your mum said
>>75013258
The Ninnies ALWAYS defend this
>>75013258
Pitchers bat in real Baseball.
I saw a Cardinals fan yesterday and l just lost it. Fucking smug prick. I was eating an outside lunch at this nice little restaurant. and he was sitting eating some fucking salad. Salad. Typical fucking Tardinals fan. He was there with his stupid Tardinals fan wife who of course was eating a fucking salad too.
Jesus Christ I hate Cardinals fans so much.
I could tell he thought he was part of the best fans in baseball. He didn't say anything. but the way that stupid prick was chewing. Jesus Christ. He had a fucking Cardinals t-shirt on. I bet you he bought it at the team store like a fucking schmuck. He and the fucking stupid cashier probably had this big self-satisfactory exchange. "I'd like to buy this best t-shirt in baseball with the best money in baseball please". I couldn't fucking believe this asshole. He just kept going at this fucking salad like he's king of the world.
I just tried to ignore that attention seeking asshat but he just kept at it. Every time I looked away he'd conveniently grab for his water or some fucking passive aggressive bullshit so that it would draw my eyes to him. LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME BEST FAN IN BASEBALL RIGHT HERE. Jesus.
You should have seen his wife. What a bitch. The waitress came by to ask them how their food was and she relayed how fucking satisfied she was in the most smug way possible. This fucking fake-politeness Cardinals fans put on is ridiculous.
Next thing I know that guy pulls out his phone and starts texting. Are you fucking shitting me? I bet he just had to text his stupid friend all about his fucking salad was almost as good as being in baseball heaven.
I couldn't fucking take it. l told that fucking idiot what a smug fucking retard he was. He was like 'dude what are you talking about' like he didn't fucking know what a prick he was. l fucking tackled him right there.
Staff called the cops on me as if l did anything wrong. They are actually going to fucking put me on trial for assault. Fucking Tardinals fans.
>>75013268
>>75013271
>I want to fuck a stronk wymmyn
>I have taste
One
>>75013257
who /supportsthecardinalsjustfortonight/ here?
>>75013295
broo croo reporting in
ironic that they both survived cancer only to later become cancer (cubs players)
>>75013295
Me too.
Hahahaha FUCK. im so drink before game I missed tickets for shit lmao. Fuck me. I domt no were my seat n shit is. Who can help me plz lmao?
>tfw you cum and it is basically water
am i drinking too much water or what boys?
>>75013295
*cracks your password*
>>75013295
yep
>>75013284
they bat like shit as a whole and are shit to watch. thank god for the DH.
It's that time of the month where my wife pretends to like baseball for 2 weeks, then it's just me and the dog until october.
NEW THREAD WHEN
>>75013309
You have cancer anon
>>75013288
post more but for different teams
>>75013295
I like the cards because my state doesn't have an mlb team and the best worst beer is from St Louis based Budweiser
The dead-ball era was much better than nowadays.
>>75013309
that's normal, just jack off less
>all these non cubs shitposters shitting up my comfy game thread
weekday day game threads can't come soon enough
>>75013292
They aren't a stronk woman if you can dominate her, twiggy
>>75013325
are you 110 years old?
>tfw first game of the season crossed dressed, painting nails and all plugged up
We made it to two threads.
>Baseball is dying.
>>75013312
>then it's just me and the dog until october.
But I thought she only watched for 2 weeks?
>>75013328
He's got down syndrome right?
how good was jessica in her prime?
>>75013328
t. lifelong cubs fan since october 2016
Peralta has looked like shit
>>75013307
I wish you would kill yourself
>>75013336
Rude
>>75013341
you should trade him to the jays for justin smoak
>>75013338
Built for sex
>Papa John will never play a villian in a movie
pls God
>>75013325
Turn your trip back on, Kenesaw
>>75013328
t. newfag autist who needs their safe space
>>75013371
Lmao fuck you fuck
These dubs curse the cubs for another 100 years
Mike Metheny is the long lost cousin of Pat Metheny/
>>75013375
Kill yourself plz
>Diva
>>75013310
>*cracks your sckull*
this game has been pretty boring to be honest
>>75013382
>spelling
>you
pick one
>>75013341
roids haven't kicked in yet
>having a folk singer play the infield
>cbus
>pick three
goddamn i want to suck some cock. feels great to have the cubs back and to carrying the crown. i feel so good and horny.
new bread:
>>75013400
>>75013400
>>75013400
>>75013375
>first post 2013
Smells like a newfag to me.
>>75013392
>1-0 game
>anything but patrician
Get out
>announcers sucking off the Cubs like they're American sweethearts
>>75013392
>the old way
>1
>>75013408
>sucking off the team that broke a century long curse from a giant market with likable players
Fuck off
>>75013429
>likable players
>>75013375
How many guys have you kissed?
>>75012368
>Dancing with a qt blonde girl
>gay
>Making out with dudes for free drinks
>not gay
>>75012253
>yadi walkoff
Ftfy
>>75013312
I know these feels
>>75013011
Hahaha I'm a cards fan, idiot.
You're obviously a retard from Boston, and obviously an insecure bitch, calling me a cuck.
Get bent.