/HEEM/: Dana White Edition

>>74807488
Did this shitty edition really need to be made 30 posts before the bump limit you stupid cunt?

>>74807528
nice addition to this edition (sarcasm)
this thread is perfectly fine, or at least was until you started insulting people.

Who should Cyborg fight next?

Anyone else not like paige vanzant all the much?

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>>74807599

GDR? Whoever the fuck the UFC feels like feeding that monster at the moment.

>>74807599
cyborg should be permanently banned from fighting in the ufc.

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>>74807630

So should Ronda, considering all she does is get knocked out as much as Travis Browne.

>>74807599
Mighty mouse

ray borg ranked #4
4 spots against dustin ortiz
really makes me think

>>74807650
(sarcasm)

>>74807688
This post really added to the discussion

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how will claudia vs. karolina go

>>74807715
>down syndorme

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>>74807715
30-26 claudia

>>74807715
>snow birds

>>74807715
Claudia 29-28

>>74807828
sarcasm?

>>74807828
lol how does karolina win a round she sucks

karolina is a comparatively shit athlete, claudia takes her down at will, only 3 rounds she won't gas

Which relevant fighter pulls out of a booked fight next?

>>74807848
Not sarcasm.
>>74807850
Same way she won 2 rounds against Thug Rose.

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>>74807877

>>74807877
Weidman

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>>74807877
Who is the next noteworthy AKA fighter with a booked fight?

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>>74807715

Garry Tonon will face Shinya Aoki in a grappling match at OneFC: Dynasty of Heroes

>>74807907
anon why did you save the thumbnail

>>74807925
Does it really need to be bigger than that?

>>74807930
I guess not...

>>74807912
Wow. What a patronizing and demeaning shirt

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Daniel Cormier vs. Anthony Johnson
Chris Weidman vs. Gegard Mousasi
Cynthia Calvillo vs. Pearl Gonzalez
Thiago Alves vs. Patrick Cote
Will Brooks vs. Charles Oliveira

>>74808009
>A hundred days early

>UFC 189 was 5 years ago

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>>74808009
Cormier
Weidman
Calvillo
Alves
Brooks

>Highest significant strike differential in UFC championship history (+121 vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz)

>>74808057
>189ers are no longer casuals

not yet

>>74808020
I complimented the guy for doing the picks better than me, but then he quit!

>>74807912
Is that real?

>>74807912
>dont be scared homie

>>74807964
but they love you

>>74808225
yeah

Hey guys the other thread is at 475

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>the last thread was made 4 days ago

>>74808206
how does that make 3 week early picks okay?

>>74808393
get your picks in bro.

>>74808400

Brah I usually submit 10 different picks

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>>74808009
DC
Chris
Cynthia
Alves
Brooks

>>74808009
Cormier
Mousasi
Calvillo
Cote
Brooks

i will personally get /heem/ moved to /asp/. just watch...

>>74808435
Good. Me too.

>>74807715
karolina get bloodied and battered for 15 minutes

>>74807898
Shut up.

>>74808482
I wish you could, but I know you can't lol

>>74808548
LOOK ME IN DA EYE! im gonna shock the whole god damn /heem/!

>>74808574
What's wrong with you?

>>74808574

Can she just """"accidentally"""" get hacked and just release a porno already

>>74808588
I'm a Cody fan. He doesn't lie to kids dying of cancer. He fulfills promises.

>>74808592
Cody isn't really that bright, I'm sure hacking into his icloud would be a breeze. Cody is definitely still harboring a PvZ sex tape.

>>74808574
I will piss on her hair for charity, how much money do you guys think that could raise?

>>74808574
why does her hair always look stupid like her makeup. i don't know shit about either but they never fit her face

Anyone else genuinely up for killing /heem/ till 210

>>74808630
What in God's name is your problem?

>Login to my /heem/ account
>no posts about my boy

Sad

>>74808574
I really don't understand why she is so popular

>>74808630
I'd be up for killing a few of the regulars here.

Post your walkout song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkwPGJ1hSZA

>>74808640
Come on man it's so bad here sometimes. Some rest would do it good and we don't really need a 24/7 general

>>74808668
Just tap them in a sanctioned fight senpai, no need for excessively uncouth methods

>>74808674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_5K9Wl_2AQ

>>74808703
lol

>>74808674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR-iFCwNuZM

>>74808668
I pity you, honestly

>>74808674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE

>>74808674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HR4hp_-kSI

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Who is in Eugene's MMA phantom tollbooth?

>>74808674
>guys spam the thread with YouTube links nobody will open
Heem yourself my dude

>>74808828
You are awfully angry!

>>74808687
Then don't come here Beat it! Get lost!

>>74808850
i will not be renewing my heem account

>>74808844
You are awful.

>>74808844
try meditation

Why has Jessica Eye not been cut?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BRjtIu1lqDE/

suck my dick heeeeeeeeeeeeeem

>>74808897
because she has a nice ass

why isn't the UFC having an event for weeks?

which UFC fighter owns the best vehicle?

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>>74809113
definitely not Anthony Pettis

RIP /heem/ 1993-2017

>>74809138
lol

>>74809140
what are you talking about? you're not excited for ufc 210?

>>74809168
More like who fc who oh when

see you soon boiiii

>>74809190
Are you crazy in your head man?

>>74809206
he did punch a horse in the mouth

Who should Stephen Thompson fight next?

>>74809206
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

So we're using threads made 30 posts early now?

Optimum weight classes:

>200lb+
>185lb
>170lb
>155lb
>140lb

>>74809250
Weight classes shouldn't exist. If you can't compete then don't fight.

>>74809232
Cowboy or Lawler

>Viscardi Andrade
>Andrade
suspended 2 years
really makes you think

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Is it about time he stops abusing drugs?

>>74809232
loser of masvidal/maia maybe

>>74809232
Gunni is popular so Wonderboy should take it as it's a guaranteed win

>tfw boogie's southern voice and accent sound so familiar that you wonder about pigg rigg

https://youtu.be/snCMIMUTCp0

>>74809325
there are no guarantees in the octagon

>>74809338
Fuck off nerd

>>74809368
*issues yellow card*

alpha-female bro still around?>>74809364

>Early estimates have Golovkin vs. Jacobs pulling in 130,000

LLLLLMFAO

>>74809325
Gunni would whoop him

>>74809325
>#1 guy fights #8

For what purpose? Gunni can fight loser of Maia/Masvidal. Hopefully Maia again so I can watch him get embarrassed.

>>74809250
These would be the ideal MMA weight classes

1. Strawweight – Minimumweight/Mini-Flyweight (105 lbs),
2. Junior Flyweight/Light Flyweight (108 lbs),
3. Flyweight (112 lbs),
4. Super Flyweight/Jr. Bantamweight (115 lbs),
5. Bantamweight (118 lbs)
6. Super Bantamweight/Jr. Featherweight (122 lbs)
7. Featherweight (126 lbs)
8. Super Featherweight/Jr. Lightweight (130 lbs)
9. Lightweight (135 lbs)
10. Super Lightweight/Jr. Welterweight (140 lbs)
11. Welterweight (147 lbs)
12. Super Welterweight/Jr. Middleweight (154 lbs)
13. Middleweight (160 lbs)
14. Super Middleweight (168 lbs)
15. Light Heavyweight (175 lbs)
16. Cruiserweight/Jr. Heavyweight (200 lbs)
17. Heavyweight (unlimited)

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>>74808172
>pillowfisted cutbabby
every time

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>>74809441

>>74809441
boxing isn't dead, they said

>>74809502
This isn't pillow-tap.

>6 lbs difference in 3 divisions.
>25 lbs difference between light heavyweight and "jr heavyweight"
>Heavyweight being unlimited over 200 lbs

What are you doing nigga?

if you can't beat anyone of any weight you aren't good enough to be a fighter

>>74809499
It makes a lot of sense

Wonderboy isn't gonna get another title shot for quite a while, gunni has been calling him out and it would be good for him to get a win in a relatively easy fight against a well known guy to get the fans excited again

>>74809535
Theres billions of skinny manlets in Asia lad

>>74809568
the fight will be boring like the rory fight, gunny cant take him down.

5 round jab fest? fuck that, give him condit, I want that fight so bad

you open your mouth again i swear i'm gonna break it

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did condit retire after that embarrassment?

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Was Schaub the best ever at losing by KO? His ability to get knocked out is only rivaled by Overeem

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>>74809675
helax

what are the odds chael vs. wandy is fixed?

>>74809779
Depends on the odds.

Something was very fishy when Chael was only -130.

Fedor/Mitrione will be fixed 100%

>>74809779
Bellator is mandrama

>>74809836
crazy that Fedor is fighting on a Bellator card and isnt even the main event

>>74807650
Gotta admit. I'd watch. It'd be absolute carnage

>>74809779
>fixed

Is this le joke

>>74807650
>>74809917
that fight would be unironically interesting to see

>>74809779
it wont be

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>>74807912

>>74807700
So did this one
>& this 1

>>74807912
You just know....

Anyone else watching Reloaded on FS1? Woodley just beat the shit out of Thompson in round 1.

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>>74810125
>p-please watch Reloaded on FS1

dont be scared jazzybro>>74809549

>>74809968
If they fought at the same weight mm would literally kill her

>>74810345
lol he would literally kill her if he cut to 125 and she didn't cut any weight and used all her roids

>>74810228
its done my man
>>74810292

>>74809250
Drop weight classes. It's time for MMA to move to height classes.

>Kaiju
>Big Guy
>Average Bloke
>Super Manlet
>Manlet
>Little Fella
>Small Fry

>tfw you will never be the Kaiju Height champion of the world

>>74810402
>13 seconds

>>74809968
>>74809917

I'm bummed that this won't happen

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>>74810518
love it

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>>74810567

:^)

What's the heaviest UFC fighter you think Gabi Garcia could beat?

>>74810560
Now I'm just imagining if they had height classes in basketball

>>74810836
gabi sucks though

>>74807715
think karolina will win, she gave joanna a run once she got hit a few times

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>>74810614
i guess i'll take more requests in this thread now if anybody has got any. its still an early thread tho

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>>74807912
Dont be scared to have a extra chromie homie

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>>74811056

>>74810864
She's massive and has good bjj

It's just her stand up which is bed

>>74811154
Pat Barry

>>74811130
i forgot to mention, no canadians because they suggest images llike the ones you posted there

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>>74807912
what the fuck is wrong with her eyes

>>74811184

>Mike Perry isn't his boy

just heem /heem/ forever

>>74809740
now hes an ass kicker who tells jokes, hanging out with adam sandler

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>>74811056
>>74811209
its less about Perry and more about you

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LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqXDAZZI2xo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqXDAZZI2xo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqXDAZZI2xo

>>74811666
Anyone gonna BTFO Slob tonight?

>>74807890
By Gadelha shitting the bed?

>>74811597
it's always about me bud

>>74809535
Heavyweight shouldn't have a limit. Why make Brock or Darwin or Hunt cut?

>>74811922
*Carwin

Fuck autocorrect

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>>74811922
>>74811968

>>74811922
>>74812090
Good post, high quality

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So the UFC is a dogshit joke now.

Who's to blame? Is it Lorenzo's fault? Goober's?

GGG vs Jacobs did 130,000 PPV buys lmao

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>>74812090

>>74811922

Do you think a 206 lbs guy vs. a 300 lbs guy would be a fair fight?

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>>74810220

>>74810836
Imagine how fun a 6'2" and under basketball league would be.

>>74812524
do you think Nunes vs Evans-Smith is a fair fight?

>>74812639
do you think you vs me is a fair fight?

>>74812686
well I'd kick your fuckin ass so probably not bud

>>74812524
Yes. 300lb humans are uncoordinated and shit. The best heavyweights are rarely 265lbs. The weight limit isn't to make things fair, it's really to prevent fat slobs from competing and embarrassing the sport. Boxing has no weight limit.

>>74812524
two average guys are both 6'1'' but one guy is a fit 206lb and the other guy is a fat 300lb, who wins

>>74812686
>>74812773
I'll put $250 on the American at 2-1 who wants some of this action?

Floyd Mayweather will take a dive against Conor to set up a rematch and then a trilogy.
Cap this.

>>74812524
Pride heavy was openweight and their heavyweight division was the best heavyweight division of all time

FILI GETTING LIT UP RIGHT NOW

LOL

Have Cruz and Florian ever worked together again since Cruz joked about Florian's plagarism and Florian got upset?

WELCOME TO THE SHOW

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>https://youtu.be/us273HEoKoQ

BASED BISPING

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Woodley won both fights

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>>74813684
Yup

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>mikaal lokout its wooodli an romero
>GEORGES!!! RUN BUDDEH!!!

there should be a 220lbs weightclass

if there was enough talent, that is. though it would have made more sense than womens featherweight, cyborg or not

RISE AND SHINE hello friends

>>74814353
hellllooooo bundes/heem/

>>74814331
cruiserweight would be great

>>74814331
165 and 175 first senpai

>>74814353
Collin, I'd like you to know that it would take me no effort heeming you.

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Things aren't like they used to. Time has slowed.

>>74814443
Sod off

>>74814449
>giving him attention at all

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>Schlub

>>74813684
(sarcasm)

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>>74814569
no joking here friendo

Stephen Wonderboy Thompson couldn't walk away with a world title after 2 attempts hahahahahaha

FRESH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HybPMCRXSk8

EMBEDDED

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>>74814554
Is Bengo Sclub a good fighter?

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>>74814714
what year do you think it is?

Listen to the woman Jon! CALM DOWN just CALM DOWN

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Thoughts on Bucknub Shumps?

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>>74814717
>>74815027

>Bengo Peler Schlub (born Bredum Peker Schlops in March 18, 1983) is an American pedophile, cancer, anus, a former professional soccer player, and a retired mixed nigger faggot (although he still trains as one). He was a fagget on the The Ultimate Faggit: Team Hugs vs. Team Perra as part as team Perra.

In 2008 he legally changed his name to Bregan Schlams because after repeated trauma to his brain, this is how he pronounces his name. He is currently serving life in prism for 92 counts of sexual assault, batteries, attempted murder, attention whoring and kidnapping.

Seems decent desu sempai

>>74814717
>>74814717
the nigga wearing $85 worth of clothing from head to toe lol

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Good morning you losers.


>>74814790
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOW YOU FUCKED UP! NOW YOU FUCKED UP! YOU HAVE FUCKED UP NOW!

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>SOOPAH SMASH DIAZ BRUTHAS

...

>>74815297
fuck u goof

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>>74808009
DC
Mousasi
Calvillo
Alves
Brooks

>log into heem account
>see h8rs still wallowing in their sadness
>log out
Maybe tomorrow

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How will YOU pay the piper today?

>>74815435
UR TIRAMISU SUCKS

>>74812834
please see: Yarborough, Manny; Career Wins

>>74812892
>Floyd Mayweather will take a dive against Conor to set up a rematch and then a trilogy.
sadly, that is probably what would happen.
killing two sports with one dive.

>>74813684
no shit

>>74815449
>Submission (smother)
lmao

Good morning everyone. Good afternoon and good evening if you don't live in the USA.

>>74815453
This isn't Dancing With The Stars or the WWE buddy this is high level boxing.

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>>74807507

is blipple sneb a good fighter?

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>>74807715

my dick will be in shreds

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>>74807715

never 5get

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>>74808592

Watch Jessa Rhodes (pre nosejob and titjob) porn.

>>74815486
Morning

>Good afternoon and good evening if you don't live in the USA.
It's 10am bro

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>>74810220

>that tyrone just hair

fixed it for you mate

>>74815532
trolled LOL!

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>>74808009
Rumble
Moose
Calv
Alves
Brooks

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who here hype for /ourguy/'s return?

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>>74815564
>>74815532


lmao owned so hard

rekt

rip

xd

I decided to not go to uni today so that I can shitpost on heem.

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>>74808009
Johnson
Mousasi
Calvillo
Alves
Brooks

>>74815729
go on welfare like me you can do it every day

>>74815729

Should have gone to uni mate, we're on hiatus

Only the true spergs will be posting here until 210

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Jim Edwards EXPOSED

>>74815775
the opposite might be true they people who freaked out over this thread/bump limits aren't around lol

>>74815842
>I'M GOING TO DISCORD

>pissing away your life at university and not at a gym

California's own Jimi Manuwa is on steroids

California's own Michael Bisping is ROID FREE

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the call that ruined mma

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truu

>>74815898
>knowing what goes on at that cuck site

http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/Report-Holly-Holm-Offered-Bout-vs-Newcomer-Ji-Yeon-Kim-at-UFC-Fight-Night-Singapore-118997

who

Boxing and MMA aren't dead people just aren't stupid enough to pay for something that's free lol. Dummies can literally just watch the fight on YouTube.

>>74815909
I like it, she needs to get back on track and if asian wins they will have an instant top 10 grill they can market

>>74815919
but asians aren't good fighters and no one likes them except for a rare few

>>74815930
chinese liked yao. if she sucks holly gets a win, she lost 3 times in a row anon, she could use some confidence

>>74815971
that's true everyone liked yao

>>74815758
Rogan is such a fucking faggot

>>74815987
that was a plus, he opened up the chinese market just like lin did for a while

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Conlad hanging with the porn slags

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>>74808009
DC
Mousasi
Calvillo
Cote
Oliveira

>>74816007
y tho

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what are you doing canada?

>No known weakness

I have so much power in my fists

>>74815903
How do you know it's a cuck site if you don't know what goes on there?

Checkm8 atheists

>>74810836
basketball height classes is actually a good idea.

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>American blacks

inferior to English blacks in every way

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This isnt a PPV, this is 2 good fights on top of a average fight night.

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U have a giggle u lose

I know we like to meme about it on occasion

But heem actually feels dead.

The shift has been fully realized.

RIP 2014-2017

>>74816424

t. boxing fag

There's no MMA this weekend. What the fuck are we going to do?

Fuck why is no one posting webms? I only come here to look at webms. It's not like I'm actually going to read the posts in this shithole. I made that mistake before, never again.

>>74816433
>>74816442
>>74816450
Stop fighting it and accept it. You are only hurting yourselves at this point. It's over.

RIP 2014-2017

This thread is unironically comfortable. What do you guys want to talk about? Any of you watch MMA in the 1990s?

>>74816469
This is just tragic. It's akin to watching a dog dig at its owners grave.

RIP 2014-2017

Can someone give me the basic gestalt on Gunnar Nelson?

>>74816476
His father is an American.

who do you got winning michelle waterson or rose namajunas and how

>>74816403
yea 210 is in shambles

>>74816498
Waterson by having abilities

>>74816403
one good fight

DC-rumble is gonna be the same thing as last time. rumble nigsplodes for a round or two until he's completely gassed and DC submits him. barely even worth watching.

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>>74808009
Harambe
Weirdman
Cavillo
Alves
Oliveira

>>74816476
His head is too big for his body

>>74816534
Could that be what's causing his APT?
>>74816492
Did not know that, thanks

>>74816450

I dumped my heem folder in the previous thread

>>74802462

start there

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>>74816469
Unfortunately no.

The first event I watched was UFC 30, in 2001. First event I paid for was webm related.

In the 90s all I watched was boxing and kickboxking, my nigga.

>>74816498
Namajunas by having the powerful pedophile Pat in her corner again.

>>74813021
>>74813004
>>74812967
>>74812933
>>74812900
>>74812533
Can someone explain this memery?

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>>74808009
>Daniel "I'M A BIG PUSSY FAGGOT AND ONE OF THE DULLEST HUMAN BEINGS TO EVER CALL HIMSELF A CAGE FIGHTER" Cormier
>Chris "JUST" Weidman
>Oh my God fuck WMMA on the main card, Calvillo if I have to guess
>Thiago "Favela Rat" Alves
>Will "Sickle-Cell Anemia" Brooks

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>>74816442
>There's no MMA this weekend.

What the hell is wrong with you?

>>74816579
He had to get the old thread to 500 so he wouldn't get banned for making this one early.

Tide: autism and the op matter

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>>74816603

>Gina's thighs

m888

>>74816603
so rumble is going to lose to DC, get pissed off, and then sneak back into the cage and fuck up weidman and mousasi at the same time

>>74816643
gdi

>>74816643
Fuck no, he don't want nothing to do with Mousasi, he already ducked him once.

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>>74808009
Corm to the Core
Mousasi
Calvillo
Cote
Oliveira

>>74816579
>>74816594
I find it so fucking hilarious how terrified spergy is of getting banned. Without /heem/ he has LITERALLY nothing else in his life.

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>>74808009
Cormier
Weidman
Calvillo
Cote
Brooks

>>74816592
If you count women's MMA then there's something seriously wrong with you.

>>74816632
You think there's any truth to the rumor that Gina was pregnant with Rockhold's baby but wasn't sure that he was the father, and this was why she quit MMA?

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>>74816664
>he doesn't enjoy wMMA

Invicta has never put on a bad card except that one time.

https://youtu.be/PX3f3KnRvAk

Fallon Fox btfos another lady.

How long until Fallon takes on Nunes?

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>>74816402
osp is poosada'd

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Skleb was born and raised in Aurora, Colorado, the son of Bedbra and Bleber Skleb.[5] He is of German, Italian, and English descent.[6] He was an all-state performer in fellatio and knitting at Overland High School. After high school, he attended Whibblewip College where he was a member of both the lgbt+ and special knitting teams. Prior to his junior year he transferred to the University of Colorado, where he brown-shorted his first season in Boulder, first playing bell end before moving to full on bender.

>>74816498
rose submission. michelle is too small.

>>74816799
Why did Rose take the better part of half an hour to beat Paige and Waterman did it inside of a round?

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ALAN! GET OUT OF THERE!

BACK YOU HIPS UP AND GET OUT OF THERE ALAN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo8f7bojw_A

Based Joe

>>74816794
If only Swab had went to see BANE ? in his hometown that one time, we the good folks of /heem/ wouldn't have to suffer looking at his ugly, swarthy, concussed mug every day.

Just take a moment to think about it

>>74816804
>werdum only decisioned browne while cain ko'd him, how does werdum win?

>>74816853
Werdum finished Browne twice in the first and had a retarded ref while Cain was gifted a stoppage seconds from the end of the round.

But ignoring that, the comparison seems apt, given that they both submitted Paige, but one took far less time to do it.

>>74816883
rose could have tapped pvz 50 times if pvz wasnt quadruple-jointed

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>>74816848
You h8rs are sick

>>74816848
Tell me about Swob. Why doesn't he wear the mask?

Y'all really have no clue who Eddie Alvarez is do you?

There is a stereotype amongst Sherbros that Conor McGregor fans by large are relatively new to the sport and do not watch much else MMA wise other than him. This point is being proven by the minute, since the announcement of his fight with Eddie Alvarez.

Y'all really never seen Eddie have you? Perhaps 1 or 2 of his fights, right?

You may have seen him lose to Cerrone, his boring win over Pettis or even the dos Anjos TKO...

Michael Chandler? Shinya Aoki? Those names mean anything to you? ... Nah, I didn't think so.

Just for educational purposes, Eddie Alvarez has it fucking ALL!

- The guy has KO power in both hands.
- Crisp, technical boxing.
- Solid wrestling, with very good ability to control from the top position.
- Underrated and sneaky BJJ, takes the back very easily.
- Cardio for days, looks the same in rounds 4 and 5 as the first round.
- Heart for days. Let you knock him down or rock him, if his body lets him he'll keep coming.

People keep saying that Conor will defeat him with ease on the feet...

You do know Eddie's chin is probably just as good as Nate Diaz, you know Nate, the guy that Conor couldn't put away in almost 35 minutes of fighting?

Conor has a chance, he always does when it's standing, but stop talking about Eddie Alvarez like you even know who he is or have followed his career at all.

WAR ALVAREZ!

>>74816992
Has Alvarez retired yet?

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t.guy whose not triggered

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>why yes I am somebody important