/HEEM/ Wanderlei Silva Edition

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>>74798891
you really knocked that one out of the park Jon

>>74798849
>18 posts early

>>74798904

my mom is a swedish hue and my dad is mulatto. i ended up with jon jones cock tho

>>74798906
>Derrick Lewis vs Mark Hunt
>Derek Brunson vs Dad Kelly
the new matchmaker is a dumbass

>>74798906
learn to count Adan

>>asp

>>74798945
Learn to not stake your sense of self-worth on being the first to make an anonymous MMA thread on a Japanese image board for a group of people who hate you and mock literally everything you do and say.

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>Derek Brunson vs. Dad Kelly

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>>74798906

>>74798972
you still upset nobody used your thread. Don't worry i'll let you make the next one, deal?

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>>74798972

>>74799003
literally him bumping his own thread hahaha

could a PRIME fedor beat a conner macarthur?

>>74799001
I've never made a /heem/ thread ever. That sort of behavior is left to the dick-sucking mouth-breathers who scuttle around looking to scavenge every fleeting bit of meaningless human attention from the anonymous dumpster that is this site like the social cockroaches that they are.

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hey buttheads check this out

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>>74799048

>>74798849
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU OP

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http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/3/20/14992292/fedor-emelianenko-vs-matt-mitrione-to-co-headline-bellator-180-in-new-york

Fedor/Mitrione is back on

It's the co-main event for the Bellator PPV that will be headlined by Chael/Wanderlei

>second week of MMA classes
>still can't do a wheel kick
>cancel membership

>>74798935
>walk off

yeah nah

>>74799319
>4th thread of the day
>no one has paid attention to me in over 5 minutes
>bump my own thread

>>74799319
wtf where did you get my diary

>>74799319
>he wasn't born knowing how to wheel kick

Someone wasn't meant for combat sports

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>>74799403
you really cant stand not being OP can you?
the way you phrase that sentence makes it so clear now
>bump my own thread
>my
/heem/ isn't anybody's thread. its a general. a constant thread. do you want to be OP so bad because you think of it as "your" thread?

>>74799505
Sperg-boi you're only revealing how territorial you are with all that projection. Like I said, I've never had any desire to make a general, and attempting to give me shit for doing so is rich considering you get so eager that you routinely post a new thread 10-15 posts early and get your dumbass banned.

I just hate spergism in all its forms. And between your massive collection of meticulously numbered webms and your obsession with the OP you're one of the spergiest spergs I've ever seen in this spergpit.

how's Khabibs conditioning?

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i think he's having a breakdown

>>74799661
>mooooooooom they're calling me that name again!

Do I smell a triggering, spergy? Whatcha gonna do, proxy as New Zealand and spam gay scat for 3 days again?

>>74799692
>that one Canadian who is calling everyone with a US flag sperg OP

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anyone here train/do bjj just for fun?

I have no intentions of doing ammy fights or going pro but at the same time id love to learn how to box and maybe spar and get a purple belt in bjj

thoughts??

>>74799821
Sure, you should do it. Its a great stress reliever. I've been at it for a bit over a month and have more interest in striking than grappling. Unfortunately I'm better at grappling than striking. I need to work more on my footwork

>>74799821
>purple belt ambitions

You're gonna get devoured, fatty

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>>74799836

sweet! I think I will, how long have you been at it ?
is it pretty expensive?

I haven't looked at prices in my local area but I live in a big city so they should be competitive at least

>>74799843

ok maybe a blue belt ?

>>74799821
i just started doing bjj this january and its pretty nice. the gym i go to is real casual so i doubt i'd ever even make real progress but its nice. i wrestled up until sophomore year of college but have been doing nothing for 5 years. its worth it man

>>74799861

should I do 10th planet or just traditional gracie? both options are pretty close to me

I don't really see what the point of doing bjj in a gi is for desu ...

>>74799859
No the point is if you don't even have the ambition to aim for a black belt, then why even try? You lack the killer instinct needed to move beyond yellow.

>>74799893
>>74799843
>>74799692
>>74799608
>>74799403
why are you here? every post you make is just trying to shit talk poorly. go do something constructive with your life. we dont want you here

>>74799893
I'm an octarine belt actually

>>74799880
i wouldnt. unless you want to compete then i'd just go to a local gym and get familiar. if you've been athletic or are athletic then its just some good exercise

>>74799926
I'm here because I'm a fite-fan.

>>74799859
Depends on your gym

I pay about $100 a month, but my instructor is legit. Has belts in Legacy, and won in NAGA. He also fought in the UFC (although it was a pretty shit run for him)

>>74799223
people talk how good it will be

super over the hill chael and wand (wand hasn't had a good fight since 2012 or so)

fedor is super busted and over the hill

the super sleepy rematch of the death of braincells that was bader/davis 1

>>74799821
I think most people don't join with the intention of fighting. Personally I just like the atmosphere, exercise and knowing how to kill a man with my bare hands.

>>74799944

Yeah I'm pretty athletic. I don't really have any desire to compete, so I guess 10th planet would be better

>>74799966

Oh damn. 100 bucks aint bad at all. Have you rolled with him? Does he kick your ass every day?

>>74800051

yeah man that is really the reason I am looking to do it, I want to do something new and meet people. I am a manlet and also want to be able to defend myself if necessary so yeah, being able to choke someone out seems pretty badass desu

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Been paying the piper lately.

5'6 138lbs. Still kinda fat. How am I doing lads?

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>>74800109

how much did you pay the piper today?

He's gonna want some more tomorrow so you better rest up...

post a pic of your body I'll be nice

>>74800088
>mma for self defense
>gets shot

lmao

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>>74800109
>5'6 138lbs. Still kinda fat.
how are you still fat

>>74800088
>Oh damn. 100 bucks aint bad at all. Have you rolled with him? Does he kick your ass every day?

Well when everyone else was rolling, he took me aside and taught me how to choke someone. After a few attempts I finally got it and he started coughing afterwards. I panicked and my autism kicked in and I apologized immediately lol. He was like "No, good job!"

Haven't sparred with him at all, but he would definitely kick my ass. He was helping with my footwork today.

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>>74800139
No idea man. Guess I have 0 muscle mass from years of being a degenerate and not exercising at all...

Or my scale is broken?

>>74800149
so you're just skinny-fat

>>74800149

dat 4k hd pepe

jesus christ

>>74799821
I've often considered something like this
MMA and the UK don't mix too well though, don't even know where to star looking. You burgers have it good

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>>74799821
judo and wrestling

whats the linage of your trainers?

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Diakiese lads

>>74800267

no way he's not on the gas

>>74800146
I panicked so hard when a white belt girl tapped me digging my forearm into her neck/collarbone area in my first rolling sesh. Thought I'd broken a bone of hers or something. She was fine though.

>>74799821
sure I'd like to do all that stuff but i'm poor

Martial arts prices in my area are inflated because apparently people love paying 90 dollars a month for 2 days/week of training

>>74800267
dis nigga lean af

>>74799821
>I have no intentions of doing ammy fights or going pro but at the same time id love to learn how to box and maybe spar and get a purple belt in bjj
that's literally 80-90% of trainees at most schools

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>>74800267

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>>74800285
He looks big here because he's lean and there's nobody else for reference but he's not huge for a lightweight

What the fuck is MMA really? Is it a martial art in and of itself? Isnt mixed martial arts an oxymoronic term?

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Quick question

How bad were you guys when you first started and how good are you now?

>>74800362
It's fighting for retards who are too dumb to understand the intricacies of boxing

>>74800362
i know this might be complicated but mixed martial arts is the art of mixing multiple martial arts. you might say its mixed martial arts

Gunna have a huge schaub and a shower before bed, cozy as fuck lads

>>74800362

robin black should do a video on WHAT MMA REALLY IS

it would be good

>>74799003
Damn no one used his thread (again)

>>74800433
you gotta find some other place to shitpost man. look at this thread. every post is mma related except yours. please stop

>>74799223
> co main

Ridiculous after Sonnen's last performance.

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>>74800412
>tfw to uninteligent for the sweet science

>>74799821
I train BJJ just for fun. Trained boxing when I was younger. I live in the middle of nowhere surrounded by country people that mind their own business and don't bother anyone, so the odds of me ever getting into a fistfight are exceedingly small.

BJJ is just a ton of fun. It takes a lot of time to not be shit at it, though.

>>74800464
Sonnens 'trash talk' is the best publicity memeator have going for them at the minute lad

>>74800362
How? It's a conglomeration of various fighting styles fixed into one competition.

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>>74800459
oh so now all of a sudden schaub isnt mma related, you guys can't get your story straight

>>74800160
Go do boxing.

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>>74800334
Fuckin clowney Finn

Upcoming event:

3/20 11:45 pm: Me not giving a shit about any of these

WTF lads. Just watching this video and diakiese has two kids lmao

https://youtu.be/E4avDRrqSd4

Thought he was about 20

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1488923654919.webm
UFC material?

>>74800567
My new boy 2bh

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>>74799223
>Fedor somehow wins by sheer miracle or Bellator fixing
>Coker arranges Fedor vs Cro Cop 2

I'd pay to see it live desu

>>74800617
Think he's everyone's new boy desu la'

>>74800616

ahahahahaha, that last blow.

also

>throws cigarette down
>his friend picks it up

I wanna hang out with these guys

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>>74799880

The friction of the gi slows down grappling a lot, makes you focus on being technical instead of just fast and strong.

I think it's best to train in both gi and no gi, personally. The gi is a great learning tool, but you don't want to become reliant on collar chokes and gi grips.

>>74800464
in the MMA entertainment world, being a fast-talking shit-spewing salesman is infinitely superior to being a good fighter

>>74799880
Do you want to be a G-in-a-gi, or a fat lard in a rash guard?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBYmZsUjSFE

>>74800616
Do they not want to walk again?

>>74800464
They just don't trust Bonehead to headline another card.

>>74800662
Train under Eddie Bravo's system if you want to do no gi fella.

Any Houstonfags here? Whats a good place in the area?

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>>74799926
Here here!

Reminder that Mark Hunt got heemed by a welterweight.

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I challenge you to show me a cheekier hook than pic related

>>74800929

is that adam sandler?

>>74800910
Is Dad Kelly the greatest fighter that's unable to bend his knees?

>>74800908
Reminder that jds vs cain 5 will happen in our lifetime

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>>74800977
whenever he is done with his MMA career i would love for him to do an instructional on his dirty boxing/kumi kata, The way he grabs the gloves/hands has a big judo influence, and has a grappler who doesnt haven that much of a striking game id love to learn how he fuses grip fighting principals with his strikes


Also slew of other olympians in UFC have crazy injuries, Romero i know has a broken neck, (similar neck injury to that of Kurt Angle, except Romero has surgery and rest, unlike Angle would had/has crazy pro wrestling schedule on the road and only compounded and made his neck worse)


Ronda also has bad knees (not as bad as Kelly's but its collateral damage from high level judo)

When was the last time you sharpened your elbows?

It's weird. Australia has shit wrestling, but pretty solid Judo.

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>>74801404
standing elbows from clinch and midrange are still so under used in MMA . Nice though when they are used though

Loving these webm's. Keep them coming!

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>>74801411
and muay thai seems a lot of fighters there have better established MT then Americans, hell even Brazil. Must be nice being so close to Thailand

>>74801479
Yeah, must be something to do with Australia being so close to Asia and having a lot of Asian Immigrants.

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>>74801494

Will I ever be able to be a creative fighter training out of my ratchet local MMA gym. I feel like my game is completely ordinary at the moment. I have good hands since my base art is boxing and average everything else

>>74801530
go home and be a family man

>>74801566
Doesn't answer my question

DANIEELLLL "DEAD CHILD" CORMIEERRRRRR

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>>74801583

>>74801445
That's why Bones is so successful

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>>74801617
People focus on his reach so much they overlook how devastating his clinch range game was and a majority of his clinch was from hand fighting/wrist control. by the time DC caught on he was to worn and damage from the prior rounds to mount a decent counter/defensive set.
hand fighting and launching elbows hell punches have been under used for the longest time.

The MT clinch in MMA currently has a lot of room

I'm blind without hard Contact lenses can I get into kickboxing? Or is jiu-jitsu my only option

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>>74801709
a lot of striking styles will be difficult to develop with limited vision obviously depending on the training staff/coaches and what their specialisty are they can help you make up for your short coming, If you can find a gym that focues on clinch strikes which limits your exposure of not being able to see your opponent's strike and lets you feel out your opponent has you hit your knees/elbows/punches that would be viable

Same could be said with grappling but you would be using your tactical sense/sense of feel to feel out their balance to hit your takedowns, reversals and submissions

>>74801752
I just want to learn cool kicks, combinations and spar quite a bit but I've come to terms that that will be impossible since a clean shot to the eye would most likely permanently blind me.

>>74801842
HEY SCOTTY

>>74801952
CASH ME OW SAI HOW BOW DAH

We're all in here lads

>>>/asp/2395556
>>>/asp/2395556
>>>/asp/2395556

>>74802020
nice try

>>74802020
Not cool my man

>>74802075
>>74802092
The winds of change are blowing us to /aspergers/

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>>74798849

>>74800146
sounds comfy anon

>>74800109
Bro, I'm 5'5" and 145 and not fat at all. Dyel?

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>>74802326
>some asian crowd that barely knows what MMA is will have to sit through a grappling match

>>74802326
gary who?

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what if skleb was one of us
just a schlob like one of us

>>74799319

>MMA class
>Trying to make noobs do wheel kicks in their second week

Go somewhere that isnt a mcdojo

>>74802386
wew lad

>>74800160

Search for muay thai and bjj gyms near you. If they're any good they will have guys that compete in mma, muay thai and bjj. I live in fucking devon and there are plenty of options even here.

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Disregarding any with a legitimate martial art base, who is or was the most successful pro wrestler in MMA? Sean O'Haire?

>>74800362

>oxymoronic term

no

why are you trying to use that word?

>>74802386
>>74802399
>>74802415
Ur opinion = wgaf

>>74802406
CM goat

P4P most overrated fighters

>Fedor
>Aldo
>Anderson Silva
>Gsp
>Cruz

>>74802442
All of those guys had unparalleled win streaks in their divisions at one point

>>74802449
And all of them are severely overrated because of that

>>74802455
That's your shitty opinion, I was just letting you know why they're rated so highly.

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Post heems

>>74802459
Yeah it's a fucking joke post our stupid cunt, the joke is I'm saying the P4P best fighters ever are actually the P4P mort overrated fighters ever

Get it now you stupid fucker? It isn't funny when it has to be explained

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Is Sage Northcutt attractive?

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>>74802462

P4P GOATS:
jon
andy
dc
cruz
aldo

gsp was DROPPED because of his staak markit bullshit

>>74802494
>axe kick heem
>sponsors are spraypainted on the canvas
>heems his own leg
Webm is great on multiple levels

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>>74802494

lmao

My personal favourite /heem/ing

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490090289426.webm

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Another great heem

>>74802463
Idgi

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/heem/ Meetup

Kevin lee vs Anthony Pettis

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Can't remember what this one is, hopefully a heem

Pettis vs Diaz

How legit are the Gracie-Barra BJJ schools? Got one in my town. Thinking about starting BJJ soon. Wanted to join an MMA gym but they have krav maga for grappling which imo is way to memey.

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Sorry lads, I'm at work and it looks like at the moment I'm actually having to do some work for once

Will continue my heem dump in a few mins

>>74802553
>0:48
my boy

>>74802587
can you post more of these wobbly fighters protesting stoppages?

what is shortest fight in ufc that got fotn

>>74802527
lol the armbar created an awkward standstill because the other kid didnt know to tap

>>74802594
browne arlovski?

>>74802527
>lead leg high kick

that's some high level shit

>>74798849
>>74798849
>>74798849
>>74798849
>>74798849
Mods this is SpergOp thinly disguising his posting style he is ban evading.

>>74802605
forgot about that one was quite spicy

>>74802659
Danny Roberts vs Platinum was one of my favourite fights of last year.

What are some of your heem related dreams?

>>74802674
the heem was so supreme, i let out a scream

>>>/asp/2395556
okay.

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>>74802669

It was a banger. Thought I had a webm of the finish but apparently I don't... anyone?

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member lando?

>>74802743
weird to remember he's just 25

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>>74802749

Weird that he can live a super healthy lifestyle as an athlete and still look 15 years older than that

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Dump your webms folder lads

I need to bolster my collection of heems

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TELL MY MAN SHUT UP

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>>74802787

Is he too big fudda bioot?

>>74802567
Would be good, but Diaz won't except

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ive ran out of heems now lids

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not a heem but fun

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>

>>74802791
for you

>>74802827
Dan basically did BUD/s twice so hes obviously a tough dude despite the silver spoon

Really fucking doubt that is relevant at all in MMA though especially since he complains about both he knees being blown out from SEAL training

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>>74802842

Put him against Semen Punk, could be funny

>>74802854
I genuinely believe Dan could heem the Punk

"MMA fans are plebs" - Lorenz Larkin

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https://www.mikeswick.com/rarely-talked-disgusting-social-media/
>So, what is the solution? There is no solution. The threat is already out there and NOTHING is being done about it. Oh wow, you are suspending someone’s account? Thanks, Instagram. In the time it took you to process a complaint, the person has already created a new account and is telling someone how much they want to smell their feet.
lmao

>>74802803
fuck diaz honestly

Jimi Manuwa is like the ultimate Guy Ritchie character.

>>74802957
Idris Elbow vs Jimi Manuwa when

>>74802957
jones ducking postaboi

>>74803148
Jimi doesn't want that fight I think

>>74802476
Jones dick riders:
>U-U-USADA CLEARED HIM
>P-EDS DOESN'T GIVE YOU HIS SKILLS
>E-E-EVERYONES ON STEROIDS
>N-N-N-NO PROOF :'(

Silva dick riders:
>H-HE COULDN'T GET A BONER
>H-HE N-NEEDED TO HEAL HIS LEG

Sure they're entertaining and good athletes but at least be willing to admit they took roids for a reason. They couldn't compete without them.

>>74803220
>They couldn't compete without them.

I think what you meant to say was "they couldn't dominate without them"

because those are two of those most dominant fighters ever

>>74803240
Sure, what ever, what annoys me is the willful ignorance of the people who claim they're the best ever and underestimate the difference PEDs make.

>>74803220
>a Swede still all pissy towards Jon "Fucking your mama with a big black bone" Jones

It never gets old.

>>74803250
A second-rate murrican protecting his big black kang n shieet.

>>74803268
Reminder laddy: Jones is the GOAT and there is literally no way to argue against this

>>74803281
>REEEEEE

Wtf I hate Canada now.

Should Rizin start experimenting with 3 way fights?

https://youtu.be/5nptCxQ6JE0

https://youtu.be/4xHDRQJUexI

I am going to unirocnaolly enjoy this

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>>74803220
>only andy and jones were on roids
t. cuckstaffson

go prep your bull roidmanlet

Can someone post poor little white boy with gustafsson.

>>74803488
I still don't get how the fuck Jones survived this. How didn't that destroy his arm?

WAKE UP FAGGOTS

>>74803488
>Falling for the "absolutely everyone is on banned substances" meme

*clapping hands epically*

>>74803622
W-What?

>>74802555
Anthony would destroy him. Kevin Lee isn't ready for the big guys yet. Give him Sage, Mickey or Islam.
Guarantee he loses to all 3

>>74803658
I want Anthony to win and Kevin wants a big name fight. I think it would be a fun matchup. Kevin lee beats Sage and Mickey. I think Islam fight is probabaly and what they will peobaboy go with.

>>74803658
Pettis is DONE.

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How long will it take UFC to financially surpass the rigged and failing sport of boxing?

>>74803220

>E-E-EVERYONE'S ON STEROIDS

Everyone IS on steroids though, which is definitely a relevant point when looking at how good Silva and Jones are. There's a big difference between dominating in a field where no one is using PEDs except for you and dominating in a field where both you and your opponents are on PEDs.

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>>74803677

>>74803673
Kevin doesn't even beat Mickey in stand up he would get destroyed on the ground as well

>>74803677
>loses to the best guys
>means he would lose to the worst

>>74803626

>implying they aren't

Even if it's calmed down a bit now (and I guarantee that almost all elite and many non-elite fighters are still using), at the time of Jones and Silva's dominant runs there is no doubt that PED use in the UFC was rampant.

>>74803726
I don't think you're being are.

>>74803726
>Kevin doesn't even beat Mickey in stand up

I feel like people aren't paying attention to how actually bad Northcutt is all around. This is not a good barometer of Gall's skill, especially given that Gall didn't even look that good standing.

>>74803732
IMO he beat Alvarez.

>>74803739
>are
Srs

>>74803739

Your mum is are.

>>74803743
No that was my point, Mickey Galls stand up is awful but so is kevins. He isn't ready for the big leagues yet. Leonardo Santos derailed the Kevin lee hype train.

jiu jitsu 3 hours without a break. Good idea bad idea?

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>>74803830

>>74803830
Pretty based desu. Will take some time to recover though. Watch the injuries as well.

>>74803739
100% i am. Kevin is more of a can crusher than Mickey

>>74803835
almost puked watching this

why the fuck would anyone want to consume this much butter. unless its some retarded youtube challenge

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OUR GUY

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I could heem everyone here and twice on sunday

Why is heem dead this morning? Spergs are usually revved up

>>74804161
They're shook

You're shook

>>74804025
This pussy is especially shook

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>>74804176
How about we step outside and tango buddeh

>tfw co-worker caught me autistic shadow boxing at work
Just heem me lads

>>74804217
Tell her you train MMA ya dummy, she'll literally be foaming at the cunt

>>74803694
Unless they start allowing soccer kicks it'll take some time

>>74804231
Everyone already knows and they've seem footage of my amateur boxing matches. Still embarrassing tho

>>74803523
cocaine

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Hey pussy, it was just dick pills.

>>74804423
Aren't blacks get shredded like this by doing literally anything that's not laying on couch?

>>74804423
It's funny because in the before picture he was a better fighter. He looked terrible against OSP.

>>74804473
>50-44
stop it

>>74800267
Has anyone else noticed that a lot of fighters who pop have those lumps on the top section of their abs? I don't know but for me that has become a tell-tale sign of roids.

>>74802531
>when you see Glover's tooth ricochet off the top of the cage and onto the mat

>>74800362
MMA is a sport. People mistake cross-training martial arts and MMA.

Mixed Martial Arts = combining a multitude of styles to compete in a controlled environment with a specific rule set and limitations.

Cross-training martial arts = training multiple martial arts styles to be a complete martial artist.

>>74804161
Some of us have jobs.

>>74804503
Kebab is a professional pull out artist who has made 155 once since 2015

>>74804217
Normally I don't react to these posts, but here we go:

Just don't care. Would you think someone's weird if you walked in on them shadow boxing and they'll just laugh it off? Probably not, because it's funny and it's funny if it happens to yourself too. Not in a shameful kind of way, just in a funny way.

Don't worry and laugh shit off. As soon as I started taking everything a lot less serious, my life got better in a bunch of ways.

>>74804232
Wanna know a secret?

Pride wasn't that great.

>>74804503
>actuall fighter like Khabib.
>had 3 fights since Lincoln died

At least use a less obvious b8, like DC

>>74804545
This. If you rewatch the best UFC moments over the years, it looks a lot better too. Pride had a lot of mismatches and all around shit fights and fighters

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>>74804506

lmao never noticed it before.

>>74804604
I dont get this shit. There are like ten different chats on there.

>>74804673
Shitposting

>>74804545
Of course it wasn't. But can you imagine UFC caliber fighters and pride rules + elbows? It would be great and awesome to watch

>>74804545
t. 185er
Dont you have to praise Allah in like 10 minutes? Just leave.

Wew I cant wait for the q and a in 3 minutes!!

>>74804714
Which one?

>>74804726
With ThatOneCodyFan the best personality in heem history

>>74804708
Don't you have to machete some pregnant woman in the favela? Just leave.