/hoc/:

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>>74637484

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>>74637484
First for Nashville turning it around (maybe).

>ovechkin crying

Faggot needs to learn how to hold on to his stick

>>74637512
>>74637524
Overtimed.

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>0.0307% chance of making the playoffs

GET READY LADS!

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Who wins on Monday night? Who grabs the 8th seed?

>>74637563
>gernier
>chapoop
>megna
>craparossa
>gaunce
who will be the next echl player to make the team?

>>74637596
st poois desu

tarasenko is better than their whole top-6

gonna be in /mlb/ or /nba/ until this general gets a few more posts. who wants to read/comment on a thread with like 5 posts by 2 different anons

What is the worst city in all of Canada, to be a fan of hockey and the NHL?


In places in Canada. Where hockey is not very popular

>>74637646
probably winnipeg or edmonton because you live in winnipeg or edmonton

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>>74637610
>larsen
>biega

I'm probably missing a few too.

Literally half the team wouldn't make it on the roster of any top-20 NHL team.

Or would anyone know the names of any of these players.

>>74637646
is there any place in costa rica where being poor isnt very popular?

>>74637672
Btfo

>>74637655
another question


Is there any place in the Canada, where MLS (Major League Soccer) and Soccer are so much more popular than NHL and hockey?

>>74637689
deadmemepaco

/hoc/ needs more mana

I'll be dropping a maori word of the day from now on.

Today's word is Kia ora! (Key-ah or-ah)
General greeting: hello! cheers! good luck! best wishes!.

>>74637689
no

>>74637892
Probably one of those weirdos that says cheers instead of thank you

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Is Tarasenko better than Kane?

>>74637958
>worst team has less than 20% chance of 1st overall
>lets tank for 1st overall

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>Sens 6 straight win
>Burrows 6 games played with the Sens
>Burrows 6 points

miss him already

>>74637484
>implying this is a bad thing
If we win the presidents trophy, it's fucking over, we're going out in the 2nd round again. Watch.

>>74638016
Thanks for Hansen. He's been great

Flames cup run is happening.

Is Fowler better than Barrie?

friendly reminder that the cantpucks are now officially eliminated from the presidents trophy race

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>>74638024
Y'all are still in the lead senpai

>>74638050
>Devlels
>L10
You think Hall is suicidal right now?

>>74638050
>rags

i think >we may have seriously damaged ekblad last night

>>74638034
>>74637979
Plz resbond /hoc/. I need this generals elite hockey knowledge right now

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>>74638028
n-nooo! take that baaack!

>>74637991
Thanks to the coilers for ruining it. Would've been 100% confirmed.

>>74637979
no
>>74638034
maybe

is hokkei the only sport where golf is the offseason?

Ovi in a bit of a drought lately. I'm a little worried but there's still tons of time to get things in check.

>>74638103
Do golfsters do hockey in their off season?

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Reminder that the best player on the pittsburgh penguins is Russian and wears #71

>>74638179
>he also has 71 points

did he plan this?

VEGAS
E
G
A
S

>>74638131
Golferoos play pick up apehoop games in the offseason

>>74638270
Disgusting. Dropped apehoop now twice now.

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>Michael Rasmussen is 6'5 center from Surrey, BC who is ranked anywhere from the top 10 to 20s. He's a goal scorer on a mean streak and with poor skating that scouts say gives him lots of room to grow. The analytic community has panned him pointing out that he produces points at a 3rd line rate in the WHL 5v5 and is a PP baby being carried
Have the we found the Canucks Benning Bust 2017 Edition?

>>74638456
Big guy

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>>74638456
I was talking about him earlier today.

>6'5" big meat and potatoes
>only got points because he's bigger than the 5'10" cohorts
>even then it's not that many points

Bennings will pick him for sure.

GMs don't learn from "le big man busts"

http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php?pid=143854

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>>74638481
4U

>rags

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>>74638487
>10 points in 50 AHL games

The fuck is his problem?

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>>74638487

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Would you rather have Tarasenko or Kucherov?

>>74638509
Tara Senko

>Erik Gudbranson
>Dylan McIlrath
>Griffin Reinhart
>Samuel Morin
>Darnell Nurse
>Haydn Fleury
Do these retards ever learn? Seriously the Stojanov pick and trade for Naslund should be a mandatory course before someone is appointed a GM

>>74638509
Kucherov is 2 years younger, 6 more points, 7 fewer games played, 1 less goal and a King Manlet(5'11). He's the future of the NHL aka the age of manlets

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>>74638499
>When you think Kippers is joking but Jakke Virtanen only has 13 points in 48 games

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>>74638540
>21 year old scoring at a 0.2 PPG pace in a shit league

Were Finns a mistake?

We could've drafted 2 PPG NHL players but we got a fat bust instead.

Fuck Benning.

>>74638503
Just a reminder that Patrik Laine is quite literally the only generational player in the NHL. There hasn't been a Finn as good as him since Selanne, who retired years before Laine played a single NHL game. McDavid is the best player Canada has produced since Crosby and Matthews the best American since Kane, aka not in a generation.

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"I think he's gonna look real when he's called up..."

"He has potential and the structure of the NHL will help him. [...] a potential second line guy. Given his ability to skate and make room for his linemates."

"He didn't go 6th overall for no reason. [...] he does have high physical talents."

It's time to stop making fun of Jake Virtanen.

HFBoards is saying Virtanen is a great elite prospect, he just needs to play with a player like Crosby, then he'll put up loads of points because he's elite. Don't give him shit linemates and he'll put up a lot of points.

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>>74638583
Yes

>>74638587
>HFBoards is saying Virtanen is a great elite prospect
He is maybe the most hated singular player over their right now, lol. He still has a active page on the prospects board that's literally just for people to shit on him and some users actively root for him to fail on the Canucks board. Those are all reddit tier responses, case in point: https://www.reddit.com/r/canucks/comments/5xsd9v/virtanen_is_going_to_be_a_good_player_for_us/

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>I root for all Canadian teams

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>There is an idea of an Eric Staal. Some kind of 60 points guaranteed abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold 25 goal gaze, and you can shake my 60 point hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

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>Ekpleb down for the count again

That's his 3rd concussion in a years span.
He is toast.

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>>74638050
>it's a penguins creep up and beat the capitals episode

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>>74638839
concussions are fucking gay duude

Morning

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>Jake Virtanen's father's name is Rainer

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>>74639424
Morning

>>74639440
How did /yourteam/ compete last night Jussi,

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>>74639440
Nöff nöff

>>74638050
>penguins winning the presidents and being the highest scoring team
it's like they want to go out in the 1st round

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nice way to score your first NHL goal

https://twitter.com/NHL/status/840805350316089344

pulju

Why are the Wongs such a complete failure this year /hoc/?

OMFG STOP DRAFTING FUCKING BUSTS!
I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF SEEING PEOPLE SAY "CANTPUCKS"
YOU THINK JIM BENNING CARES?
HE HAS A RING AGAINST THE TEAM HE IS MANAGING!
HE IS LITTERALY IN IT FOR THE LULZ!
FUCK JOULEVI!
FUCK VIRTANEN ALL HE DOES IS FOLLOW INSTAGSTAM MODELS ON INSTAGRAM ALL DAY LONG,
HE'D RATHER GET SOME SUCC THEN WINNA CUP GET FUCKED YOU FUCKING BUST

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Calgary's gonna stop winning and regress soon, r-right?

>>74640115
Why are you even up this early?

Why are the jets so bad? They have too good players to miss playoffs. They deserve better.

Figures the dumb bitch wouldn't respond to me

Sick of your shit, Kori

>>74640102
>Z is the only forward who is keeping up
>almost every other forward is underperforming (except perhaps Mantha
>forwards don't get much help from the defence
>defence is not good, but the offence is worse
Last season they had both Z and Datsyuk to keep it all together at least

There is a risk that it won't look much better next season. Whatever draft pick the get won't be much help next season, and Howard might be gone.

>Detroit are having a mini-Colorado

>>74640174
Bad coaching and bad veteran players. They over-attack, especially buff, and don't bother to defend. Also way too many penalties, and goalies are at best meh tier, though I wouldn't put too much blame on them.

6 years later and still no one's on my level. Sad

Reminder: I beat Buddhism in less than 2 years without any one-on-one instruction and I only went to Nepal because my parents made me or I would've just stayed home

>>74638728
>4 empty netters
dropped

>>74640444
Faggot

>>74640456
fite me

>>74640444
No one helped me in any way. Better?

>>74640474
I beat Buddhism in less than two years with no help

>>74640592
More indirect bullshit. You're a bitch

I'm going to start carrying around a pencil with me wherever I go and John Wick the next person to respond to my thoughts

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Might have gone wide or hit the post. Good steal

>>74640654
Please wick /cric/

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>>74640729
/hoc/ is still on faggot level infinity so until that problem's rectified I'm staying here

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game day lads
well game morning anyways

>>74640952
>11:30
What the actual fuck nhl

>>74640985
>18.30
Very nice

>>74641017
>17:30
Mucho bueno

>>74640985
>18.30
HNNNGGGG thank you based Bettman

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>tfw for a few weeks all games start 1h earlier

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Pic related: it's me

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I was told by a certain Finnish insider to place a hefty wager on Laine having 2 goals last night. I am very angry.

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>>74641175
Pic related: it's me

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>>74641175
ebin :DDDD

>>74636644
>>74636719
Crosgod had an exceptionally high shooting% so he's still technically on the regression.

Surprisingly still has the goal lead, he's definitely got more in him. Really just depends how much he wants to ease off in preparation for the playoffs.

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>>74641113
iktf

>>74638728
>9 points in 16 games
Can he do it senpai?

>>74641372
Comfy doggy

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>>74641414

>>74641446
That's a cool doggy
It doesn't care
It'll look when it wants to look

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>>74641508
Some doggos simply have it

I wish i was a Doggo

>icehit

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>>74641577
>>74641677
>577
>677
Nice

It's hard work being a doggo

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>>74641677
The sky's the limit, Finland

Finland is FUCKING gay

>>74641677
Well in all likelihood you'd be born in some shithole like india, africa or china and be boiled alive by some bastard.

>>74641801
the one who other barks, is it himself

>>74641858
Case in point

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here's also a dog goaler

Tampa is gonna surge into the playoffs aren't they

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>>74641895
lmao his stick says WIENER

absolutely CUTE!

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>>74641711
>not liking hiphecks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BHyuuGKtro

>>74641895
Silly doggo

>>74641951
Doginos Pizza, love it
How do you pay him, though? Does he deal in different currency?

>>74642073
You place the money in a little pouch in his collar and tip him a dog treat

>>74641951
That dog looks suicidal

>>74642189
That's cute, I love it

>>74641392
He wouldn't be Eric "60 guaranteed" Staal if it wasn't guaranteed he'd do 60

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Guys it's up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2704OHdFVew

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>>74637484
ALLEZ HABS ALLEZ

>early hoki geim

It's a good day

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>>74642709
Thanks for keeping that top of the Atlantic seat warm btw.

>>74642759
habs are gonna go on another streak tonight and blast the oilers and the hawks. Youll see. This is the hab's year.

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>>74642709
>>74642759
>>74642801

*Blocks your path*

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>>74642518
True Minnekino
>"I'm serious. That's the prime minister of Canada"

>reminder that the pengs have to rely on shootouts to win instead of winning in regulation like the bluejackets or the >RAGS

>>74642759
>tfw the Sens, memes or not, are pretty good this year so my depression and anxiety has subsided

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>>74642833

>>74642847
>RAGS
>Same amount of ROW as Pongs

>>74637664
That's not a Jew, you can tell, the beard is too small the yarmulke covers the whole scalp not the peak of the head and finally, no tassels
Please try harder I'm an actual orthodox jew

>>74642847
>tfw Rangers are still unbeaten 3o3

>>74642887
yeah, they rarely go to OT only 5 times this season otherwise they just blow cocks and lose in regulation

>>74642923
That just means their trash, considering they have 6 less points in 1 more game.

If you wanted to prove a point you woulda said Jackets and caps.

>>74642709
AAAALLEZ
ALLEZ AAALLEZ
AAAALLEZ
OTTAWA

>>74642923
10 times in OT
5-0 in 3o3
3-2 in SO

>>74642945
ALLLLLLEZZ ALLEZ ALLEZZZZZ LE BUUUUUUUUUT

10/10 anthem

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>not having 7 wins and 0 losses in the SO

>>74643006
>going to the shootout because you can't win/lose in OT
The shootout needs to go

>>74643028
t. Steve "it's awful if it negatively affects the Leafs Dangle

>>74643042
>he thinks a skills competition should decide a game

>>74643042
It negatively affected the jackets when the penguins won against the oilers it requires literally no defense which the penguins have no defense

>changing a goalie in the first 5 minutes

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>>74643067
The Jackets are 2 points back of the Pongs and only have 1 more non-shootout win

Your being a little bitch

>>74643057
Did say it was. I don't like the shootout, either. That's why the key is to win before you need the shootout. The Leafs are only in the playoff hunt because of their loser points, which shouldn't even exist. Leaf fans should be happy the points system works in their favour and shut the fuck up. And so should you.

>>74643130
>not winning in regulation
>being that big of a relegation team
>reminder that Pittsburgh was given a team only because philly got one

>leave Oduya off the team
>lose to Detroit

>Put Oduya in the game
>meme all over Poosota

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2 points in the first handful of minutes of the game
Goalie chased
Don't tell me he's going to take the point lead without consent

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>>74643156
>Reminder Columbus is one of 3 teams in the league without a playoff series win

>Dubnykinen

>>74643194
>le 0 playoffs series wins is worse than being gifted a franchise because they felt bad for us
Clarence Campbell was the original bettman

>>74637484
who here plays NHL on xbox? 1v1?

>canadian goaltending

>canadian goaltending
fucking shit

>>74643280
Sorry lad, I'd shred you to pieces to bad.
Wouldn't be fair to give you my gamertag

>Pierre knows the name of Minnesota's trainer's ex-wife's step-daughter's cousin-in-law's friend's dog

>>74643292
>>74643294
>might have posted the same thing, the same second, if you didn't waste about two seconds on typing "fucking shit"
rrrreeeeee

>>74643311
HAHA as if. I bet you're trash.

>>74643268
>Columbus only got a team because Nationwide bailed the owners out

W E W
E
W

>>74643333
Quads of Savagry

>>74643373
Actually, Columbus got a team because john H McConnell actually put the proper paperwork through, nationwide is the name of the arena

>>74643422
>Referendum failed because noone wanted to put the money in for a Stadium because Ohioans are Penguins fans
>Nationwide had to build the stadium so they get the team

>>74643488
>Ohioans are penguins fans
They are also Nashville fans, red wings fans and Blackhawks fans, don't be so retarded, you also know that the arena sold out every game in the second season

looks like my favorite bruins beat writer is rather enjoying his time in the great city of vancouver, naturally

https://twitter.com/GlobeFluto/status/840971664389107712

>its a pierre talks about getting spanked with cricket bat in school episode

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You are now aware that adidas is reddit while Reebok is REEE (reddit) block. Therefore if you want to buy an NHL jersey get a Reebok one in the next month or so before they switch. Wearing an NHL jersey is the best type of clothing to show your passion. I wear a home blank Islanders XXL

>>74643753
>eating food with two fuggin sticks
lol what

>>74643842
yeah. canada's truly a strange place, vancouver especially

>>74643842
The logo shows someone crossing the road to the right side. Also don't get a Fanatics brand discount jersey when they switch, that shit is for faggots. Either get a Reebok now or don't get a jersey at all until they're off that adidas crap

>>74643936
who the fuck are you talking to you braindead nigger lover

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>>74644091
Wrong.

Adidas is for wiggers and slavs.
Nike is for black people.
Reebok is for white boys.

>Reminder Jackets GM is a Finn so there is a 0% chance of them winning Stan Lee

>>74644091
caring about reebok and adidas enough to post about them without getting paid to do so is categorically nigger behavior. caring about jerseys is nigger behavior. diagnosis: nig, prob from southern ontario and likes basketball. absolutely disgusting, go b@ck to reddit

Hey /hoc/ who as the worst singer of the US National Anthem? I was thinking about it while I was listening to the Blackhawks one.

>>74644207
Boston.

>>74644207
Afternoon Pablo

>>74644207
the fat cunt in montreal

>>74644207
yeah it's rene rancourt ainec but i wouldn't swap him for anyone (except a hot girl that shows her titties and feet a bit perhaps)

>>74644228
>reebok for slavs
lol you are honestly dumb as HECK

>>74644228
You're deluded m8

>>74644213
Is a toss up between Boston and Chicago, I couldn't keep a straight face if I was one of the player desu

>>74644239
Never heard her

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>snes first in the division
Truly the memest of teams

>>74644283
luckpuck: the team. same as the wild

Why bother watching when the Penguins are just going to win again?

>>74644339
D Y N A S T Y
Y
N
A
S
T
Y

the only reason the nhl doesn't want to do the olympics now is because the old boys club that runs the league is afraid that canada will get btfo again like at the wjc

Hopefully Addidas can make Wild fix their retarded jersey situation

>>74644428
Counterpoint: Jonathan Toews

End argument

>>74644428
By whom? Sweden? It'd be a good game.

why do teams even need 3rd jerseys? it's not like there's a 3rd type of location they play in. you're either home or away. 3rd jersey is reddit.

>>74644461
The american star forward? What does he have to do with anything?

>>74644548
autism

huomenta suomi

>>74644548
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU

pad reductions when

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>>74644283
>>74644296
>35 year old Craig Andercuck posting a .930.
>literally Hamburglar 2.0

Why do snes fans believe there team is good?

>>74644548
Can't be worse than the NFL littering every jersey with pink for a quarter of the season.

>>74644974
shut up stupid american

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a-are we gonna win tonight?

>>74645296
>monleal
you should be embarrassed if you don't win by 3

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BOSS
FUCKING
HOSS

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>pens

>these mem teams
lol nashville would rek both these scrubs

>Canucks sign Drew Shore through the remaining of 2016-2017 season

We Playoffs now

>11:30
>no afternoon game
WTF

>>74644983
Pretty accurate, just came from the store and im fucking sweating bullets because its so hot outside

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So i my EHM save Lou Lamoriello and Mitch Marner had a different that lead to Marner going to free agency and being picked up by the penguins. I tried to get him but he took the more money offer from Rutherford. Maybe thats why he wouldn't sign with Toranno.

Now Lamiorello just retired and once again the laffs will suffer as it is and it will always be.

>>74646006
This post makes me want to play again, but I always get bored after doing the annoying starting shit.

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>>74646188
Might be, but it's well worth it.

I usually do all the starter stuff in a first session before the fun stuff the day (or the week-end) after

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>>74646293
>Laine in 4th line with no PP time
delete this

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>>74646319
Gotta develop those prospects carefully...

But yeah i should play him on the point, his shot is insane.

>>74646293
>utilizing the exact same 5 players in vastly different man power situations (5v4 & 5v3)
>having zero grasp of the flow of the game and the importance of open space on the ice and how it's conducive to higher percentage chances for certain styles of player
>running that 3rd line and that 2nd line with the personnel available to you on that roster
>not making a trade to partially leverage current success for potential future success beyond, at best, mediocrity

is this team actually run by benning and linden too haha ;P

>>74646475
Autism Speaks

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>>74646475
Thanks for the input?

>>74646414
or put him in the AHL until he is ripe
I usually keep prospects there for really long

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>>74646293
>Jake Vïrtänan is on the 2nd line
>Laine is on the 4th

Beeeoooooo

>>74646555
that roster is bad and you could fix it easily but it would suck for a while. since it's a game and it's actually fun to do it somewhat, you should do it, instead of hanging onto the past even in a virtual setting.

also what that finnish guy said is not a garbage idea but i don't think you can afford to right now. but you could afford to if you did the right thing

>>74646576
If he dosen't put up points yeah he'll go the AHL or the OHL with the Sarnia Sting
>>74646592
The will play the same amount of time in my system. Plus Jake isn't busting he got 47 pts last season, his first season.
>>74646620
I know that, but there's not much i can do until the Sedins contract is over (2018) I tanked for the 2016 draft who is miles better than the 2017 one in game. So right now i just gotta play the new kids and try to attain a respectable league position for the owners.

>>74646555
Thanks for the digits

God dammit, I can't find any decent streams for nhl games... I should've thought this thru before cutting cable

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>>74646690
>Laine in OHL
you are actually making me angry even though i realize its virtual patrik

>>74646708
there's nhlstreams dot net

vip box or even sports-night dot net

when did the wild play the blackhawks?

>>74646903
2015 playoffs

>>74646933
try t make fun when I 'm stanidng in front of you, not behind a keyboard, you fucking moomin

@74646974
Lay off the fucking ouzo grease

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>>74646903
you slept through the game with your ouzo-fueled hangover, smelly grease

>>74647087
I was at work friend

>>74644339
A repeated championship hasn't happened since like 1998. Not that it means the Pens wont win, but it will make their win more notable.

>>74647175
>since like 1998

didn't you mean 1988?

>>74647185
No, 1997 and 1998 SCF went to the Red Wings.

>>74647225
oh I didn't know that

>>74642901
are you

do you cheer for the rangers

>>74647237
I replied to the Greek guy once.

>>74647250
top fuciking kek

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Anyone want a slice?

>>74647276
why is that frog so smuk while his team suck? WHAT DOES HE KNOW!!?

>>74647323
He knows that the Wheat King will fall right into his hands.

He has seen the future.

>>74647307
haha epic someone planted some extremely whacky ass shit in their unused basement fridge Lmao what a fucking freak. Haha this is some insanely 4chan shit right here, we are basically the neets and gross bad evil men of online. Hell yes

>>74647307
dirty fridges always triggers me

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RUSSIAN MACHINE NEVER ____________?

>>74646800
Thanks leafbro

t. literal oldfag that has a hard time into technology

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>>74647276
That's a nice streak you have there flams

>>74647614
You're welcome

>nhlstreams dot net
Here i made a mistake it's actually nhlstream dot net, no s

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>no spicy bangers today

how is it possible?

i hate the flames cause i think all their players are memes. same with the panthers. im sorry but that is just how i feel in my heart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJO4TIMGe00

Granlund is elite

>>74647594
Wins a fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK8Q2BJ_CPQ&t=40s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6quYvZKtNk

I feel like the magic is ruined a little

>>74647712
How much will Vegas ask to select Scandella? Dumba has pretty good potential and the mild need to free up cap room to sign Granlund and Nino. Scandella seems like the biggest piece to move.

>>74647712
>mentor temu salami
what the fuck are you on about Pierre?

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>>74647805
>video made by ESPN
>not some bald guy in Minnesota
That is where you went wrong grease.

>>74647861
If Granlund had a mentor it was Ville Peltonen to be honest.

>>74647877
apparently, the guy who does them has hair

and don't call me grease, it's you who has grease in their veins and belly

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the knights r cuming m8s

ur all doomed

golden knights will shine above all!!

david pastrnak is better than taylor hall and i wish to continue the argument i had with the dumb canadian who told me that he never would be ever if he has the balls to show himself right now

brad marchand is better than taylor hall and i wish to continue the argument i had with the dumb canadian who told me that he never would be ever if he has the balls to show himself right now

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>>74647973
>implying Viggo Mortensen is the creator of the videos
His voice doesnt even sound the same. I refuse to believe Barry Melrose actually tracked the man down.

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>>74648103
But the bruins still suck ass lmao

>cat is having a hell of a dream in my lap right now
>I assume he is reliving the time he was attacked by a coyote

>>74647838
I'm still wondering what Pittsburgh wants to so with Fleury. I doubt they can deal him away and if I were Vegas, I'd take Murray over Fleury+a late 1st any day. they'd have to buy him out I guess

>>74648181
I thought his voice sounded the same

>>74648235
what site is this from? I'd like to see the updated ones

>>74648235
those are all good picks, imo. and i know more about the sport than you do, so i win.

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>>74648329
http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/draft/nhl2016e.html

>>74648377
thanks my man

>>74648295
your a meanie

>>74648235
Senyshyn has only been outscored by Debrincat in his league and Debrusk has some of the best fancy stats in the AHL while being a rookie suffering from a couple of unlucky injuries on a shit offensive team. Senyshyn would have made the Bruins if not for having appendicitis. The other picks there are players that got to play for awful teams with no depth and still produced at a pedestrian level with awful possession metrics and lucky (bad xGF), like Zacha. Or can't miss picks.

>>74648235
strome, crouse, and meier are busts. provorov is incredibly overrated. how about Brandon Carlo chosen in the 2nd round by the Boston Bruins who is already playing first pairing minutes on a top-5 shot suppression and xGA pairing in the entire NHL? really causes one to ponder

>>74648460
So they are 3rd line depth players? Good thing they traded Hamiltion for Tom Wilson light.

>>74648557
this is a real bad post that doesn't make any sense. also hamilton plays 4d minutes and is a 4-5d by any meaningful metric except for xGF and that's because of who he plays with. he is a twitter meme player because he's had a hot point streak lately and cause he plays in a canadian market that it's ok to like online

>>74648552
>Matthews was 3 days too old to be drafted that year
>he might've gone 3rd overall to the Yotes

>>74648646
Sincerely shivers my timbers

>>74648689
>Arizona becomes relevant
>Finland gets a 1st overall

worst timeline

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>>74648633
Even if those busts turn out to be serviceable that doesnt mean Sweeney didnt fuck up. Aho was on the board and he is a hockey mastermind
>inb4 what player did >your team draft
Someone picked after all three of them who has more NHL goals than zero (0)

>>74648552
>american
>young
>good
>handsome

wtf i love brendon carlo now.

>>74648778
aho is a great player, i don't disagree that a number of teams messed up in missing on him. i like his passion for the game too, he wants to have the puck. he's a winner

>>74648794
>>74648794
*Brandon

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>>74648841
>>74648778
Why is the top image result for Aho still this guy? Who the hell is this?

>>74648945
thats sebastian aho, the hockey player

>>74648945
its me bitch

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objectively true

>>74648945
Why are Sweeds so ugly?

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5 OUT of 7 Canadian teams are currently in the playoffs.

Who here ready for Canada's for cup win in 25 years?

>>74649024
>shl
>tipsport

thats right cause that whole faggot league is perimeter play and deflected goals cause theyre basically retro nhl: the league. if you ever wanna see what the nhl was 6 or 7 years before the current date just go watch one of these nigger swedish games. lmao

the khl is genuinely entertaining if you watch one of the games including one of the 5 good teams in the league. and the games between the bad ones are still better than your average nhl game cause the players take chances and use their individual puck skills a lot more.

>>74649129

does the KHL have the least parity in the world?

>>74649096
>being in vs having a shot at winning

>>74649264
Hey
Whats the difference between joe sacco and joe sakic

thanks

Anyone else want Kane to beat McSecondary to the Ross and Crysby to the Rocket?

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>>74649262
What's the difference?

>>74649676
How quickly you're playing golf after your first round exit.

>>74649350
Only one of them is running a team into ground with no survivors.

>>74649676
Detroit of the past 5 years vs Detroit of the next 5 years

>Chris Osbad
>Clayton Alcoholic

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>>74649024
>EBEL (Erste Eishockey, Austrian league) being this low

we are memetastic, providing unecessarry long OTs and other fun stuff
pretty comfy league desu

why are there no russians on /hoc/