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News:
>Khabib off of UFC 209
AND DON'T FORGET THE FUCKING RAMADAN
God I hate this faggot right now.
stop crying, pussies. it's just a fight. do you guys not have lives or anything else that really affects your life to worry and get all upset about?
FUCK
I knew things were too good to be true, anyway. Khabib done goof'd up.
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>>74474611
it really is perplexing
khabib is my boy, but i'm not cutting myself, shitting my pants, and banging my head my head against a wall like other people on here seem to be doing
calm down, fuck
I can't believe it. Somebody wake me up inside.
>>74474611
i wont give a shit in few days but i was actually looking forward to this fight last april and got bummed when it was cancalled and now i m fucking devistated
>>74474611
This.
Probably normie casuals.
Aldo x Tony confirmed, screencap this
It will be Aldo, it NEEDS to be Aldo, you know why? Because if(and this is a big IF, dont get me wrong) Tony loses, it needs to be to someone who people actually would pay to see aggainst McGregor, and Aldo fits this
>>74474701
Getting some vodkarunes which seem to say I can't watch it
>>74474815
Now I know you're just trolling.
Won't respond to you seriously any more Joaoa.
Man Khabib must have just lost quite a few fans
What was kebabs diet /heem/?
Fuck moslems, fuck russians and fuck fucking kebabsupporters.
I just woke up
Yesterday i was talking about how shit khabib looked. I wanted to make a post about khabib being taken to the hospital because of the weight cut. I decided against it just to not fuck around. Then i dream about khabib getting sick and not being able to fight. First thing i do i check the weigh ins. Khabib is sick and couldnt make weight. Fuck my life, heem.
THE WORLD IS A VAMPIRE
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>74474835
the problem is, he didnt have one
>>74474835
the rest of the pizza that wonderboy sampled
>he trusted a dagestani
DELETE EARLY WEIGH INS
DELETE USADA
DELETE IV BAN
i'm scared. bros. my karate green belt test is tomorro. instead of training this evening i ate a schnitzel and two bag of chips just because i'm so nervous. i'm gonna be in front of the judges alone in the middle of gym filled with 200 people.
i think i'm gonna pull out and not go tomorrow. i'm gonna be slow as hell with all the extra weight. i walk around 170 but now i'm easily 180
<----------------
Happiest man alive.
Now he has no reason to fight Khabib in his lifetime.
I wish that I could turn back time,
'Cause now the guilt is all mine.
Can't live without the trust from those you love.
REAL NON EARLY NON SPERGOP THREAD HERE
>>74474824
>>74474824
>>74474824
SUPPORT WESTERN CULTURE
>>74474865
the IV ban should be deleted, its only purpose is to make it harder for fighters to cut a fuckton of weight
they're obviously still doing it
KK > JJ
>>74474879
you should be banned for life
>so can you make 170 by 10 ET or not goofball
>tfw 174
>>74474879
No thanks spergy
>>74474877
What's done is done it feels so bad.
What once was happy now is sad.
It all comes tumbling down.
>tfw AKA could haved 4 GOATS at the same time
>tfw your favorites fighters careers die thanks to their camp
>>74474611
>>74474812
why cant they just reschedule for next month at 210? Tony and khabib are the only 2 legitimate contenders, everyone else is coming off losses
>>74474887
i want her to make me spaghetti dinner just so i can tell her its bad and have her beat the shit out of me
I can't believe it man.
Daily heeminder.
>yfw Teymur heems Lando at 209
Reminder Ferguson knew about Khabib's weightcutting problems
Zane Simon
>people are actually mad that two manlets aren't fighting.
heh
>>74474921
CAN'T FUCKING WAIT
>>74473843
AHAHAHAHAHA
GET BTFO YOU MUDSLIME SHITE
>KHALABIB DUCKING TONY THIS HARD
AHAHAH
is he /ourboy/
>>74474865
The IV ban needs to go
>>74474911
Khabib won't get medical clearance and Dana won't risk it happening again. Ferguson is the first defense.
>>74474911
>why cant they just reschedule for next month at 210?
Lol m8 that's not how it works. This fight has fallen through 3 times now. It's never gonna happen now, Tony won't agree to it.
>>74474930
>Tony is actually 6 feet tall
Moron
>work's back from chinese new year
>my ETH gains have doubled in a week
>khabib, AKA, Islam, and SpergOP have been humiliated
This is a great Friday.
>>74474937
>wears sunglasses indoors
Does he play the blues?
which fight are they going to move up from the prelim to the main card?
>>74474918
ne brukaj tu zastavu
BIG PIGG
The card went from a potential 9/10 to a 7/10
GET ON ME LEVEL
>>74474933
Based SpainSperg here to do work
>>74474952
ABC. Having the pissbreak at the start of the prelims was a mistake.
>>74474963
5/10 max.
>>74474953
Seres a ne znas ni o cemu se radi
kill me
>>74474947
Tony is 5'11 manlet lover.
>being mad that two people the size of highschool kids aren't fighting
>weighing 155 ever
kek
>can go a month without a food on ramazan
>fail to make weight on time for biggest fight of his career
what a FUCKIN RETARDED MORON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
fuck this semen slurping sport
Do not ever speak to me about Kh*bib again
going back and watching embedded is pretty funny now though tbqf
god damn they were promoting kebab hard
Saint Goobert
AKA is such a trash camp
>>74474940
>Tony won't agree to it
Bullshit. It's the only way he gets a title and he knows Khabib waited for him. He's likely to do the same
>>74474978
>Actually being proud of being an obese loser
Post your neck with timestamp. I bet you have 3 chins.
Man, someone called it, Khabib couldn't handle the weight cut. I don't get it, dudes shorter than some bantamweights. What a fucking disappointment.
Is this a dream?
Feckin weak mudslime, can't even make it to weigh-ins. Sad!
HOW IS THIS SHIT POSSIBLE
UFC IS A WORTH BILLION AND THEY CANT KEEP A COUPLE O MONKEYS HEALTHY FOR A FIGHT?
Learned my lesson from fedor to never make any picks until weigh in. Khabib BTFO
>>74474988
They literally made him his own shirt. They were set to make him their new Russian star. They were as behind him as they'll ever be. The Embedded's were doing great numbers, he had support, he met Tyson, even GSP popped up to wish him luck. Everything was going fantastic for both him and WME
>>74474992
>It's the only way he gets a title
The only way he gets a title is when he d'arces the Irish chicken who is running away begging to fight a 40 year old retired boxer. An interim belt after this entire fiasco and build up would be awful plus this is the THIRD time this fight has fallen through.
this sport is so fucking stupid
I hope khabib fanboys commit suicide
what kind of fucking retard thinks he can cut 30 lbs and make a fight
>>74474966
Khalabib is SAD!
THE SEED IS REMOVED YA FUCKIN MOMOS, KHALABIB IS A WEAK MUDSLIME SHIT JUST LIKE OP!
What happens to based Ferg now?
>>74475006
>Learned my lesson from fedor to never make any picks until weigh in
Amazing how many losers on here were arguing with me saying that picks after weigh-ins don't matter. It's literal stupidity and casualness.
>>74475009
They'll still do it because it's the only lightweight fight ffs
It's not like Ferguson has another contender to fight in the meantime. They'll still make it an interim belt because they hand them out like candy
stats from the UG:
2009-2016, limited to the UFC. Of all the lists in MMA, this is one you don’t want to be #1 on. The findings are not great for AKA.
1. AKA • 8 fighters, 111 scheduled fights, 24 injuries, 21.6% injury rate
2. Serra/Longo • 4 fighters, 48 scheduled fights, 9 injuries, 16.3% injury rate
3. Nova Uniao • 12 fighters, 135 scheduled fights, 20 injuries, 14.8% injury rate
4. Blackzilians • 10 fighters, 97 scheduled fights, 14 injuries, 14.4% injury rate
5. Roufusport • 8 fighters, 87 scheduled fights, 11 injuries, 12.6% injury rate
6. Team Nogueira/Blackhouse • 11 fighters, 152 scheduled fights, 16 injuries, 11.9% injury rate
Below average rate.
7. Tristar • 15 fighters, 153 scheduled fights, 14 injuries, 9.2% injury rate
8. ATT • 12 fighters, 219 scheduled fights, 19 injuries, 8.7% injury rate
9. Jackson Wink MMA • 26 fighters, 353 scheduled fights, 30 injuries, 8.5% injury rate
10, Kings MMA • 6 fighters, 94 scheduled fights, 6 injuries, 6.4% injury rate
11. Team Alpha Male • 8 fighters, 120 scheduled fights, 7 injuries, 5.8% injury rate
12. Alliance MMA • 12 fighters, 164 scheduled fights, 7 injuries, 4.3% injury rate
Average rate of injury 10.3%.
AKA head coach Javier Mendez spoke with Hutchinson, and pointed out that three of the injuries attributed to his team were suffered by Khabib Nurmagomedov, and they happened when he was training in Russia. Further, Cormier’s injury happened while DC was teaching his own wrestling class. However, the coach also acknowledged that the team has had a high injury rate, and explained that he is taking preventative steps, including minimizing hard sparring and being cognizant of over training.
“If fighters are looking at me like, ‘you’re f’ing us up coach,’ then I should probably quit,” said Velasquez. “I don’t want to hurt anyone. I do the best to take care of them and they’ll tell you that I don’t let them spar when they’re injured. I hold them back.”
Will khabib and tony ever fight? What will happen to Khabib? Will the UFC trust him and continue to give him high scale fights?
>>74474970
prosvetli me
DEATH TO KHABIB
>>74474994
>he isn't atleast 6'2 and 200 pounds
heh Post you standing in a doorway. Bet you are eyelevel with the knob
>>74475019
>based Ferg
Really funny how fickle you are, just a few months ago you were saying Tony sucks and that RDA would eat him alive.
Pathetic bandwagoner loser.
Time to end this suffering.
>>74475010
woodley cuts over 30 lbs to make 170
khabib is just a fat fuck who tries to cut too much weight in the last 48 hours
>>74474933
you were so meek before this happened, lol opportunistic faggot
CAN'T WAKE UP
How long until DC pulls out of the Rumble fight?
How inflated will Kebabs record be after he starts fighting 10 year olds in Kadyrov's promotion
>>74475026
Kudos to TAM.
>>74475026
Iron sharpens iron.
Heeminder to do hard-sparring without head-gear at least 3 times a week MINIMUM.
No one is talking about how wonderboy made weight despite eating that slice of pizza.
>>74473843
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU AND FUCK KH>>74473843
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU AND FUCK KHABIB HAHAH>>74473843
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU AND FUCK KHABIB HAHAHAHAHA>>74473843
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU AND FUCK KHABIB HAHAHAHBIB HAHAHAH
>FEED KHABIB
>>74475026
>AKA and Serra/Longo is higher than Nova União, a gym famous for having the fighters actually FIGHT in the trainings and not only spar
kek
>>74475053
manlet gym
>>74475032
Post your neck with timestamp.
What happened lads? He made weight last time? He made 155? He's just ducking tony.
>>74475067
>AKA
>what happened?
>>74475063
The best MMA fighting happens in manlet divisions. The most anticipated fight since 205 was literally a manlet fight.
>>74475034
>Seldom make picks
>Said RDA was probably gonna win, which isn't the same as making a pick but this faggot's on my dick about it
>It's the same faggot I BTFO last time we talked
GET FUCKING REKT KHALABIB SCUM, SUCC MY NUTS LMAO !!
>>74475043
WHATCHU GON DO ABOUT IT, LEAF FAG?
>>74475067
biggest pussy in MMA right now
any time he's faced LEGIT competition he's either injured or pulls out
fuck this mudslime
>>74475057
he had a bite, not a slice
t-wood still gonna fuck him up
who else no longer buying this card?
>mfw people already bought it
Khabib cut when?
>>74475076
You said Tony sucks, now you're saying "Based Ferg"
You're an autistic bandwagoner with mental illness.
>fighters end up in the hospital before even fighting
I don't think this semen slurping "sport" is for me.
Now all needs to happen is for Rumble to KO the "champ" Daniel Cormier so that AKA never holds another belt again ever.
>>74475082
>biggest pussy in MMA right now
>any time he's faced LEGIT competition he's either injured or pulls out
>fuck this mudslime
This.
>>74475089
>People aren't allowed to change opinions on fighters
Lmao look at this fucking loser, I bet you unironically attempted to succ your own dicc at least once you fucking FAIRY LOL !!
>Beats RDA 30 years ago
>Beats part time Fed Ex working Darrel Horcher
>Beats Michael "10 loses by sub" Johnson
GUYS KHABIB IS THE GREATEST FIGHTER ON PLANET EARF!
>>74474953
>>74474970
>>74475029
What is this moonspeak? Speak English or get out of /heem/
They're actually trying to make Tony vs Michael Johnson
>>74475105
>>People aren't allowed to change opinions on fighters
You're a low IQ mental illness bandwagoner
[arabic yelling]
What did they mean by this?
>>74475058
>>74475076
it's funny to see you getting so worked up about this
enjoy it while you can, khabib will be back and he will win the title
>>74475105
>I literally like who is popular
So kewl
/abc/
>>74475110
Michael Johnson finna get d'arced.
Kebab is a fucking pussy. How many fights has he bitched out of now?
>>74475129
>>74474887
>better tits than 135ers
I stand with Khabib.
>khabib can't even make it to a fight
>>74475115
>Literally got this little faggot on the ropes projecting how much of an autistic permavirgin semen slurping homo he is
C R Y, L O L !!
>>74475118
See >>74475082
Kys SpergOP, you pooskin.
>>74475120
>I'm le underground hipster meme FiteFan xD
That's rich, especially since one of my top boys only made it to the UFC last year. Kys loser. LOL !!
>>74474901
fighters from AKA need to be penalized. the pay cut will go towards having a backup fighter from a non-AKA gym at every weigh-in.
any individual who fucks up a card due to an avoidable injury, overtraining, poor weight management etc more than two or three times should be penalized the same way.
>>74475145
whos that?
FUCKING FUCK. Why the fuck did Khabib have to be a fucking shitstain of a fighter and not make weight, out of ALL THE FUCKING PEOPLE... FERG CALLED IT AND I TALKED SHIT ABOUT IT. NOW I SUFFERED THE CONSEQUENCES...
>>74475150
Michael Johnson
How do we fix the weight-cut problem?
>>74475148
>Low IQ bandwagoner still keeps responding after being exposed as the low IQ bandwagoner he is
Who are you gonna bandwagon next?
>>74475150
Michael Johnson you turbo ignoramus.
Succ nuts.
>>74475157
Remove IV ban.
>>74475137
Would eat her ass tbqh
"He's [Khabib] fought once in eight years. He ain't fight too frequent for my liking. For me to commit to something like that, I need to see solid proof that people are gonna show up and he's a consistent pull-out merchant." - Conor McGregor
Why do we still doubt the GOAT
What in hydration
>>74475157
Make them weigh-in right before the fight.
>>74475118
he'll never get a title shot at this rate, they'll say he fucked up too much and needs to prove he won't pull out of another fight, or demand him to fight at WW
How many times has Khabib been able to make weight since the IV ban? Has it just been once? He was right on the edge, one of the guys who really needed it.
M1 GLOBAL HERE LADS
http://en.glaz.tv/online-tv/boec-tv
>>74475157
Have fighters fight at their natural weight
>>74474611
I've been looking forward to this fight for weeks and then they tear it away from us at the last minute when I have mates coming down from all over the country to watch it on my big screen and get wasted.
Fuck Khabib, I was Team Ferg anyway and they ruined his dreams of becoming the GOAT
>>74475120
He only bandwagons the popular fighters. Cruz, Cerrone, Conor, DC...it's actually really pathetic to watch.
By far the biggest autist on /heem/
>>74475157
constant dehydration testing and limiting hydration limits for weight cutting. expensive but necessary
post ABC pls
>>74475176
Eat some more tiramisu next time, you muzzie fuck
>>74475157
155, 165, 175, 185, 195, 205
Aside Hunto v Reem and Craig v Pedro, 209 is basically a fuckup now
>Nonfactor division main event
>Rashad "Slightly above average" Evans
>Lando's about to get btfo
>>74474933
based spain
Name the last time someone pulled out of a scheduled fight.
Hardmode: No AKA
>>74475184
I know. I feel bad for replying and giving him the attention he so desperately craves
>>74475157
Categorize fighters according to their natural body weight to have an equal and safe cut that can easily be managed.
>>74475157
Literally have them weigh in before they set foot in the octagon. That negates all this stupid weight cut and rehydration nonsense.
Everyone gets to fight at their actual weight. If you're 5'9" and walk around at 190 lbs then that's your problem, you get to fight as a MW.
>>74475157
Weigh ins minutes before they walk into the ring. Honestly I don't know why we don't do this already. That would make it completely fair since they'd have to actually be fighting at the weight listed instead of actually being some amount heavier.
OMG A JUST WOKE UP AND SEE THIS NEWS AND TRUMP AND THE CONSEQUENCES OF FUCKING YOUR SISTERS, COUSINS AND INBREEDING
>>74475200
Gastelum out of 205
>>74475200
hashad and gastelum
>>74475200
ian mccall and mitrone within the last 60 days
So do I get my money back?
Cash In Suspended
i can see Tony accepting Johnson but it's not like he even has to. He's weighed in so he gets paid doesn't he?
>>74475193
>Becomes a broken record after being exposed as a bandwagoner low IQ statist
>>74475200
>>74475215
>>74475217
quit samefagging mohammed
Cage-side weigh ins wouldn't stop fighters from cutting weight
>>74475208
Because its stupid, what if a fighter doesnt make weight? Are they getting someone from the crowd to replace the fighter?
>>74475227
shes okay but shes not thicc
>>74475208
Im pretty sure someone died in boxing when they used to do that. They need time to dehydrate or not cut the crazy amount of weight they do.
>>74475200
Someone pulls out of a card all the time.
Christ mates I already paid for this fight. I'm a wrestler and I love watching Khabib fight. He's everything I like watching in a fighter and he's kind of an inspiration to me. But then when this shit happens, I feel fucking betrayed. What a bunch of fucking bullshit. Now my whole weekend is ruined.
>>74475208
That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard
>>74475221
if you bet on the fight, its cancelled so yes you have to get your money back
>>74475242
>he has to repeat the same shit over and over
You mean like you're doing right now?
its okay guys he cant still make weight
>>74475233
It wouldn't but they wouldn't show up in skelly mode if they actually wanted to win.
>>74474937
He was always my boy, and he would have beat Khabitch senseless.
So what happened to kalabib? Is there absolutely no hope?
Now that dust has settled, how should UFC punish Khabib?
Now I hope that McNigger knocks that mudslime shit out.
Michael Johnson is stepping in for Khabib but wgaf
Do they sell really squishy gloves that will absorb a ton of force for sparring without getting heemed?
>>74475246
>I already paid for this fight
why the fuck would you do that given khabib and AKA's history lmao
I think weighing in should happen on stage at late afternoon like they used to.
Much less people were missing weight.
>Between January and May, before the UFC began holding early weigh-ins the day before an event, just one fighter missed weight over 14 cards. Since the implementation of earlier weigh-ins at UFC 199 on June 4, 15 fighters have missed weight or not made it to weigh-ins due to bad weight cuts over the course of 22 shows.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/11/27/13753770/click-debate-why-have-more-fighters-missed-weight-since-the-advent-of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-sx1JK6irw&t=120s
LMAO THEY JUST WENT AND DELETED ALL THE KHABIB VIDEOS FROM THEIR CHANNEL
JUSTbib.
>>74475240
Or they could just not dehydrate themselves. Ever thought of that?
>>74475279
this early meme just gives cutbabies time to get bigger than their opponent. its unfair to guys like frankie
how mad is dana right now
>>74475280
>>he has to repeat the same shit over and over after being exposed as a low IQ bandwagoner
What's wrong with you?
>>74475246
You are not alone
>>74475026
can you provide a reference for this pls? link?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_bs5YxFY_s
>>74475286
ffs he was finally getting a promotional push
THE promotional push
>>74475296
Not as mad as he was at UFC 200.
>>74475057
now let's see if his cardio becomes a factor
Could someone please tell me that Ferguson will at least fight someone? Please make it better Dana
>>74475308
>>Going "NO U" again
But that's what you did. Are you okay there Pedro? Why are you typing in all caps?
>>74475308
El Tappo ducking frankie still in 2017. makes you think doesnt it
>>74475314
But this loss will hurt WME more.. they needed this ppv
and now its gone
>>74475052
He'll be 50-0 before he gets another crack at the title.
>>74475271
theyre called boxing gloves
>>74475286
well that makes sense.
Remember when I said that Khabib's cardio would get exposed (which it would have cause he was clearly having a bad weight cut) and a bunch of morons here (you)'d me, including the norwegian refugee manlet living in Spain, saying I was wrong?
Really makes you think.
Ariel HelwaniVerified account @arielhelwani 1m1 minute ago
More
Eddie Alvarez and his team have also reached out.
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/837761355180466176
>>74475026
Jackson Wink would have more but cowboy doesn't pull out of fights.
that man would fight with one arm
https://youtu.be/BvVdWChdAYE
go to 0:58
>>74475271
Sock'em boppers
>>74475303
copied from http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/forums/UnderGround/AKA-1-in-pulling-out-of-fightsstats:2638581?pc=2
>>74475331
пpяный или ocтpый
pls pls pls
NEED El Cucuy to fight tomorrow
>>74475118
He won't be getting a title shot for a while buddy, and roightly sohw
>>74475322
can you be more lame, you'd give an arm just to see him stepping up and KOing the shit out of the turd and becoming the most beloved fighter in history
>>74475227
>>74475342
I was saying this too. Im not disappointed that the fight isn't happening, I just wanted to talk shit to all the kahbib fags.
>>74475377
Rocky Dennis lookin' ass nigga
>>74475364
thanks based latcuck
>>74475377
don't post gremlin pls
>>74475377
do you honestly find her attractive?
>>74475365
johnson is too risky, id love him to take it but I wouldnt if i was him.
>Khabib had weight cutting issues
Let me guess, you guys hear that on CNN?
He's ducking Tony
>>74475381
>Khabib has le best cardio ever man he grew up in the mountains of Dagestan
Fergie would have destroyed him in the 4th round. Good thing for his record the fight isn't happening.
Side note but how mad is Woodley knowing his PPV points took a huge hit with khabib out?
>>74475385
what a beautiful mermaid
>>74475378
>I'm not Spanish I swear
>what do you mean post my skin colour why do you want me to get doxxed
Eat shit, Pedro.
>>74475401
this, it's fake news khabib is a bitch
>>74475407
>10,000 less buys
its fucking nothing.exe
>>74475365
Tony shouldn't accept either of these bums.
>>74475407
>his PPV
i wasn't his event anyways
>>74475407
Woodley probably thinks it doesn't matter, he's the "real" main event
>>74475378
you do care. write more paragraphs about how frankie wouldn't takedown and sub mcgregor, go on do it
>>74475378
>Trying to forge an identity on a chinese imageboard
>Being autistic
>Being a low IQ bandwagoner
>Got baited easily by me with the Spaniard bait and got him to respond even though I mentioned something from months ago
>Proving you're an actual low IQ idiot
The gift that keeps on giving
guys, there is more life outside the UFC, you know it, right?
>>74475444
>low iq
Just curious, do you have a high IQ?
What do you do if Michael Johnson beats Ferguson again?
Conor can unironically justify waiting 2 years for a fight with Floyd.
>Nate doesn't fall for McGregor's mental attacks
>thinks about him 24/7
>>74475407
>his PPV points took a huge hit with khabib out
>>74475152
oh no, will someone thinking about your 5 bucks.
>>74475407
he will be mad but wont show it cause IM DA REAL GOAT HERE AND DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT OTHA NIGGAZ. YOU ALL RACIS N SHIEEET FOR DISAGREEING WIT ME
>>74475450
you mean like bellator and rizin?
>2017
>Michael Johnson could be champ
>>74475451
I'm not a norwegian manlet living in spain so yes I have a high IQ
>>74475394
>posts a mexican alien roach in response
>>74475468
I doubt it would be for an interim belt though
>>74475468
Imagine how buthurt khabib would be
>>74475462
>will someone thinking about your 5 bucks
>will someone thinking
Proof-read next time before you try and step up to a don, you dork.
>>74475467
>>74475474
you cant believe what youre typing
>kebob btfos himself
>meanwhile the king still reigns
If Michael Johnson wins, I think Nate/Conor 3 will be next move.
>>74475407
Woodley is the REAL main-event.
Just more whiteboi tears for me to feast on.
>>74475489
>Another paragraph trying to save face
What do you do for a living? Are you still depressed with no girlfriend?
>>74475494
Bro get this; they think wonderboy will win. my sides
gooby called it and everyone said he was ducking khabib
fuck
This is so annoying
>>74475482
Are you upset, virgin?
>>74475502
I'm unironically a Conor dickrider now. If only he hadn't tried so hard to knock out that cholo his record would be unsullied.
>>74475494
Cant wait to see how you will react when Wonderboy wins
do you guys think embeded will cover this whole drama in its next episode?
I better see the Muzzie almost dead in it or else the myth about the consistent pullout merchant is true
>>74475517
Apparently the deleted all the Embedded's so probably not
>>74475006
>>74475020
can i have a link to this vid?
>responding to some pussy sperg in Spain
The state of you)'s
Man I am so bummed out by Khabib pulling out. I was talking with guys in gym and they were excited for this fight. This sucks so much.
Also, is Teymur a viable pick to replace Tony as someone to make a bank off? I believe groove here buying too much into his own hype.
>>74475511
im literally shitting my pants with anger because you, an anonymous poster, dont find a girl i have no association with attractive.
btw check out this grasso gf simulator
Wrestling observer gave connor most outstanding fighter this year. He fought 3 times and lost once and had a close rematch.
I think conner is great, especially as a promo guy but I wouldn't call that outstanding as a fighter
he's got the sizzle but this year he was a little light on the steak
>>74475517
>put me back in
>>74475515
>i like El Tapo because khabib missed weight for a fight against Tony Ferguson
Lol loser
>>74475502
Mystic Mac is back. Diaz has a mental force field
>>74475525
>Pussy
Book a flight, nut up or shut up you fucking manlet pussy.
>>74475527
That was pretty obvious from the moment you started sperging about it, weirdo
How could he not make 155? He never had problems right?
>>74475537
Lol beg me little doggie
>>74475522
nah its still online. They just deleted the personalized videos about khabib
>>74475508
At least you eased up on the paragraphs. Now back to the original point Pedro, why do you like to bandwagon popular fighters?
They should just cancel the card desu
>>74475532
There's something about him. He predicts these things. One may even say he is mystic.
>>74475516
You mean like when he won last time bro?
You guys reckon Ferg will accept a short notice replacement?
>>74475517
They will probably try to rescue this fuckup by intergrating a narative style happy ending with dana making a deal on the phone with the replacement. This will then become a promotion in itself.
>>74475546
He's a big guy whose missed weight before and has always looked shit at the weigh ins. He didn't look great in the interviews leading up to the fight either
>>74475545
yeah but have you seen this one?
>>74475562
What's ironic is that the last embedded focused on his weight loss.
>DC, Cain, Rockhold and Khabib all pulled from their last fights.
>dana white offers nate diaza million dollars to fight tony on one day notice
>nate somehow currently weights much less than usual
>nate destroys tony
>nate vs connor 3
dope or nope?
>>74475546
He's been cutting 35-40 pounds to make weight every time, which catches up with you.
>>74475564
Please stop harassing me
>>74475488
That was great 2 days, Bisping ducked Romero and then Kebab JUSTED himself up.
Toothpaste must be SEETHING
>>74475560
Aldo
Johnson is such a non-star boring fighter, would hate seeing him booked.
>>74475560
He should only agree if he gets a belt out of it.
>>74475574
yeah no i get it totally but i have to insist you watch this one
>>74475560
Honestly why would he even bother at this point? Aside from just wanting to fight
>>74475529
That category isn't Fighter of the Year, it's exactly what it says on the tin: 'Most Outstanding'. Conor stands out the most from every other fighter in the world just by the way he dresses, of course he won.
If you're looking at bell-to-bell time in 2016, Bisping, Garbrandt and Cerrone were the best picks.
>shut up and train
>>74475546
>He never had problems right?
>Mfw casuals on heem
>>74475548
>Too much of a pussy to book a flight
Thought so, you little manlet bitch. Look at that nose, you have a Kike's nose, no jaw, you're a pussy. Stiff as a board, I'd snap you in half.
>>74475576
Do you post on /asp/ by any chance?
>>74475582
>Aldo
I like it
Just a heeminder Bisbong and GSP have a presser in 1 bong and 10 bings
>>74475591
Money, I guess right now he is getting his show money. Taking a short notice fight gives an opportunity to double it + I guess UFC will throw in some more as a thank you.
EVERY. FUCKING. CARD
>>74475591
aside from just want some money back after he spent god knows how much on camp?
>>74475573
shit, i had no ideia, that's a mortal weigh cutting.
>>74475576
I am literally seething for both,but especially for kebab vs ferg
these are some sport killing moments
>tony wins TUF at 170
>makes 155 every time easily
>says he could even make it all the way down to 145
is that much control over weight just a natural thing? it's crazy how versatile he is while kebab is just utter dogshit
>Have fun with that weight cut
What did Ferguson mean by this?
>>74475582
>Aldo
Lol who finna wanna see this guy's neck get snatched up? He's probably deep in his cycle right now in Brazil. Too late to make it to Vegas.
>>74475606
wgaf that's a shit fight
>>74475516
>t-this time
>>74475618
He just cut less than others.
>>74475597
>spergraph
Didn't read lol
>>74475606
Really? I want fans to boo them and chant YOEL, but that isn't happening
>>74475555
quads of truth ladies and gentleman
Will Bisbong vs GSP even break 700k?
You know we are going to have to listen yet another joe rogan rant about hydration in his next podcast.
>>74475618
Some people are just naturals
>>74475618
Dunno it seems like these high level wrestlers have too much core??
this m1 fight is getting spicy with every round
>>74475636
>she will never stomp your balls
>>74475619
>I hear you sucking air
Tony shook Khabib
Tony on that meme magic
>>74475636
she lost to a mom bodied mexican
Everyone ITT needs to shut up and train
>>74475606
nobody gives a fuck
>>74475642
>listening to the Joe Druggie podcast
>>74475606
Who cares? Nothing matters anymore. I've been waiting to see Khabib fight again since November. His boyhood status is up for revocation.
>>74475597
>paragraphs again
lmao didnt read
>the FUCKING STATE of AKA
>>74475666
if you don't stick with a fighter during the low points of their career, they aren't really your boy
>>74475636
This reminds me, I had a dream about Mackenzie Dern last night. I told her to just do porn already and she got mildly offended.
>>74475665
>not spending every conscious second of your life drugged
kys yourself
>>74475656
I want to mate, got a shoulder injury :(
This weekend fuckin sucks
>>74475618
look at his physique. His build is very lean. Khabib is way thicker.
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT KHABIB. HENRICKS IS BACK
>>74475642
He'll do a rant during UFC 209, because they'll talk about the fight being cancelled at some point.
Has AKA overtaken USADA as p4p#1?
they should let Sage get the Ferguson fight
>>74475672
to be a fighter they have to actually, you know, fight. you consider sbab a fighter?
There's no point on still being alive now, everything is gone, there's nothing more.
>>74475639
Easily. GSP is one step below Conor in terms of casual MMA appeal.
>>74475639
i think GSP fans alone will beat that #
>eddie alvarez offers to step up instead of khabib
they need to add another good fight to this or im not buying this shit, the only good fight left is Wonderboy x Woodley
Man, Dana White's heart probably resembles swiss cheese by this point. I almost feel bad for the guy.
Just to get it clear - with that Tony's comment on Khabibs shape and Vegas full of dagestani with wrong ideas about their boy being poisoned Tony's gonna get stabbed.
>>74475720
DONT YOU FUCKING DARE WRITE OFF MARK HUNT YOU FUCK
does fighters ears any money after their opponent cancels the match?
>>74475720
Reem vs Hunto
Bald Banana vs Underwear boy
Rashed getting rekt again
Woodley getting bleached
>>74475731
He is probably used to this shit now.
>>74475731
>Dana White
>heart
>>74475700
Wouldn't be that surprising
>>74475712
A lot of MMA fans didn't care for GSP even at the height of his popularity. A good portion of the MMA fanbase have started watching in the last couple of years and won't even know who he is
It's a pity but it won't be that big of a deal
>>74475744
Usually yes, especially if its so close to fight time. Think they get their base pay.
>>74475744
THEY ARE rewarded with show money and a massage from the ring girls. Few take the massage though, because of marriage and stuff.
>>74475654
yeah, but... those puffied up lips.
>>74475742
>hunto
>2017
He is just an old fuck looking for some money, he has ZERO intentions of winning this fight, he will do nothing
>>74475731
>feeling bad for the eternal jew
>How many of you bought the PPV
This is why you buy day of.
>>74475746
>Rashed getting rekt again
>Woodley getting bleached
you wish whiteboi
>>74475761
does it include a happy ending?
literally every single fight fan knew that khabib wasn't going to make it to fight night
fuck khabib, he's a can crushing piece of shit, he doesn't deserve to be in the top five let alone be the interim champ and the odds on ferg were plummeting because everyone knew he was going to lose
FUCK KHABIB
>Alt right fags coming out of the wood work to mock a fighter who got liver failure trying to make weight.
Woodley is going send you cockroaches back into hiding
>>74475601
No, why would anybody post there ? You'd have to be a kid who grew up autistic alongside his muscular men in speedos to watch that garbage
i couldnt be possibly less interested in a fight than Ferguson x Michael Johnson
>>74475796
why? Johnson is a banger and El Cucuy is always fun.
I would rather watch Sage or CM Punk fight Ferguson before another Michael Johnson fight. Fuck that shit.
>>74475779
It probably used to back in the day. Now, unlikely.
>all these cuck journalists whining that people aren't literally crying about Khabib being in the hospital
>>74475672
fuck khabib and fuck you for supporting him simply due to the fact that he's a fucking muslim
>>74475780
Careful, you're going to have to report to your local imam for re-education if you keep this up.
>>74475792
I guarantee if khabib faced chiesa/dariush/lower end of the top 10 you people would still refer to them cans even though they're considered 'prospects' presently.
>>74475606
Don't care about the interim MW belt.
At least there's this
>>74475746
>kelly
>steph
>rashad
>tyrone
I know whats cumming
>>74475812
cringe...
>>74475819
Sure you dont
>>74475796
>ferguson fans realize on some level that tony is shit and would still lose to johnson
lmao
>>74475820
Fuck that pointless fight and anyone that supports it. It's going to be a boring decision anyways
>>74475824
Go back to /r/mma, dorkazoid
>>74475826
I just said I didn't. Do you want me to say it again?
I don't care about the interim MW belt.
>>74475805
I really hate Johnson and my hype for this card just died, will be turning on just to see the Wonderboy fight
>>74475819
Because Bisbing definitely won't pull out due to "injury" and then retire.
>>74475809
Theres plenty of muslims in the UFC mate, pretty sure theres a reason people gravitate to khabib specifically
>>74475834
You're missing the point. GSP is obviously going to win. Then he'll have to fight Yoel, Jacare, or Rockhold. Those are all interesting fights.
>>74475819
>>74475820
>excited for duck vs duck
>>74475839
>will be turning on just to see the Wonderboy fight
Casual alert
>>74475834
I agree but....c'mon lad, you'll watch it with the rest of us
>>74475848
Your an idiot if you think GSP will fight anyone at MW but Silva, that would be his LAST fight
>>74475844
DEUS VULT
>>74475809
I don't dislike Muslims, I dislike Arabs and Somalis.
>>74475839
>I really hate Johnson
Why? Personality or fighting style? He is a pretty fun fighter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_bs5YxFY_s&t=0s
New Maurice, especially for you kebab nuthuggers
>>74475848
>Then he'll have to fight Yoel, Jacare, or Rockhold.
Are you really gullible enough to believe this? GSP had the option to fight Woodley or Bisping and he chose to fight Bisping. If he refused to fight Woodley, what makes you think he's open to fighting Romero?
>>74475837
It's okay to be upset
bismalah guys
>>74475852
i meant the presser in an hour
bisping should bring some nice bantz
>>74475864
will poland finally kill himself when woodley finally gets rid of wondermeme?
>Bisping is ducking Romero
>GSP is ducking Tyron
>Whitebois are ducking real competition
Gets the juices flowing in the ol' noggin yeh?
>>74475780
What the fuck, no. No one knew this for sure. That's Why everyone is mad
>>74475834
Lol look this low income dork
>>74475876
>u mad xD
Should have led with that.
>>74475877
>>74475877
He's dead. ... Fuckin' rat anyway. His family's all rats.
What were they arguing about?
>>74475893
>87 year old Rashad has a perfect cut to a weight class below him
>20 something Khabib shits himself at his normal class
>>74475896
>AKA fighter
It was always lingering in the back of my mind tbf.
>>74475862
all the amazon drivers in my area are somalis and they're even worse than usps. i'mma heem this dude when he finally shows up with my switch
also khabib should just move up to WW if he can't lay off the doner and make 155
>>74475907
chemtrails
>>74475907
skub v. anti-skub
>>74475907
Eddie called bisbong a cunt for ducking yoel/jacare
>>74475907
Conspiracy theories, what else.
>>74475900
You're pretty clearly upset, low-income loser
>>74475891
If you paid attention you'd know that I don't believe that Wonderboy will win nor do I care about it, I have no issue with Tyrone
>>74475907
Michael Bisping called Tony Ferguson out a few months ago. Maybe he wants to step in and become LW champ too.
>>74475928
Uh huh
Nevermind buying the PPV imagine travelling to see this fight
FUCK KHABIB pussy piece of shit
FUCK UFC
FUCK DANA
FUCK WME
FUCK ISIS AND ALL THE MUSLIMS
>>74475917
I wanted to believe. Most did. This thing is literally drama saying they knew
>>74475940
You're still replying? I'm not only above your pay grade but above your IQ level apparently.
>>74475941
Imagine the people that flew in to see Fedor fight Mitrione...
>>74475880
>believe you me you me
>oi I'm the champ Giuseppe! Not yew!
>I've beaten the best... with one eye mind you
>believe you me
>Uhh I'dz just like to say tank you UFC and mr Beesping. I am back to the fight.
>Look. Shut your mouth dickhead. I'm the real champ!
>We will zee. Okay!
Riveting stuff.
>>74475942
haha what a fucking idiot president trying to respect them and their culture xD legion!!!!
>>74475950
Uh huh
>>74475959
That wannabe Indiana Jones must be below 5 feet tall
>>74475978
Beg me
>>74475959
>tfw USADA will never know to test for dino DNA and George Salamander Pierre beats Mickey Bispo goes on to fight mcgoobs
>>74475979
>Shortround
>>74475978
Are you okay?
>>74475986
I can hear the McDonald's shift master ringing you up. Maybe you should pick up.
>>74475993
kek
I'm upset /heem/ I have been waiting and hyping this fight for all of February.
someone hold me.
I want to die
>>74475998
>I can hear the McDonald's shift master ringing you up
That's probably because you work there you low income nerd
>>74475979
I'd say he's about 5'7".
>>74475953
>>74475941
There has to be at least one rich russian guy who flew in for the Fedor fight and now flew in for the Khabib fight to see the other big fight involving a russian.
Id like to see his face right now.
>CYKA BLYAT PIDARAS NAHUJ JEBAT
Literally me
>>74475959
>GSP used to ruin fight nights with his boring decisions
>now he's ruining a division asking for bullshit UFCircus matchup
>>74475946
buddy the joke is always that khabib is not going to make it to fight night because the guy has had two fights in the last eight years
>>74475585
...Do you have more?
>>74476011
What's it like being a physical and mental failure at not only life but also online?
When is the last time a high profile fight had a replacement and the replacement actually won the bout? They always say they've been training and they're conditioned and shit until they actually get in the cage and get whooped
Reminder that Luke Sanders is free money and be sure to get your bets in before the casuals roll in and the lines swing
>>74476037
the grasso posting is endless my friend
>>74476042
UFC 199
>>74476006
me too
>>74476040
You tell me.
>>74476049
Based on what? Alcantara could sub him easily.
>>74476040
calm down
>he's a consistent pullout merchant
St. Gooby tried to warn us.
>>74476057
>n-n-o you
Destroyed. Now go report to your shift-master.
FUCK khabib what a piece of shit
>>74476042
nate
who in the fuck would ever take a fight with khabib now ?
>>74476061
No need to reply twice. You always do this. I no understand.
>>74476064
Im well aware you copied my schtick about you being a poor loser. Anything else you want to add, welfie?
bjpenn.com
Lol how cute, the underemployed dork thinks any one person actually cares about him that much
>>74476062
Fuck Conor, EVERYONE knew he was bound to pullout. Look at his record
>>74476079
>my schtick
Cringing
>>74476076
>getting this shook by DOCKGOD
MARK HUNT WILL END THIS CHEATER MONKEY'S LIFE!
MARRRRRRRRRK HUNTTTTTTTT
KNOWWWWWWW HISSSSSSS WRATH
>>74476079
>>74476090
>2 replies in a minute
You take this whole 4chan gig really seriously huh?
>>74476094
Of course you are you poor pathetic fuck. Any other humiliating things about your shit life you want to share?
M1 main event is starting now
Shlemenko vs Bradley
http://en.glaz.tv/online-tv/boec-tv
http://en.glaz.tv/online-tv/boec-tv
http://en.glaz.tv/online-tv/boec-tv
>>74476095
I already know where you're from:
>>>/asp/
>>74476051
>Grasso will never swivel on your dick
>>74476099
>>74476094
No need to samefag. You are pathetic and poor enough as one person as is
I'm now looking forward to Haye/bellew more than ufc 209...
>>74476101
>>74476040
Good luck with that lung cancer.
Please wake me up
>>74476106
fuck you kid you don't know me or what i've been through
>>74476106
Why do you poor mandrama dorks always think of yourself as too good for /asp/? You're as low income and worthless as the rest of them, dork.
>>74476106
>m-m-m-mandrama!!!!!!
DOCKGOD just took you for a ride BITCH
Seriously, fuck weight cutting. Find Cucuy an opponent, make it catch weight,something!
Fuck ufc
Fuck wme
My Saturday is ruined.
>>74476112
Garcia'll be getting KO'd too, finally
>>74476113
Sounds like you have some deeper rooted issues than just being a low income pathetic loser
https://twitter.com/TonyFergusonXT/status/837741693273157633?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
This is sweet desu
>>74476134
in your dreams bud.
I wonder how long he'll keep responding from his $400k job at the docks.
Let's see.
reeeeeee
Awwww, dorkie got upset and ran away with tears. Let's see how long it takes for him to man up and try to battle me again
>>74476147
Ferg is a good guy, most fighters have a lot of respect for each other.
>>74476158
Ferguson shouldn't risk his contendership fighting anyone. Not even Avila.
>>74476158
Just make Bisping and GSP fight now
Can pick anon goof all the people that chose Khabib?
>>74476092
yeah, even the UFC which is why they spent all that cash on promos for it
>>74476158
they will announce smth it at the start or the end of the gsp bisping presser I think.
Eiter the fight is canceled or they found a replacement
144 lbs
>>74476187
fuck the picks, fuck everything!!!
>>74476180
Are you his father or girlfriend? why would you give a shit. I want to see him fight on this card. i dont give a shit about his position and neither should you unless you directly benefit from him.
>>74476158
not true. They will wait for the GSP thing to finish before stating anything.
>>74476189
Yeah I think so too, Dana will say something at the start.
>>74476187
It doesn't matter. No one will still be alive by co-main event time.
>>74476151
>>74476168
>>74476192
Imagine being this triggered lol
new thread
>>74476221
>>74476214
>Are you his father or girlfriend?
yes
AND NEW >>74476222
>>74476222
>>74476222
>>74476222
>>74476214
I just don't like guys getting hurt is all
What a nice guy
>>74476180
I kept hearing from ferguson fags that he would dismantle johnson today and that johnsons a 'can'
deep down people know ferguson is shit
>>74476233
Better luck next time muppet.
>>74476249
He would destroy everyone in the LW division. He shouldn't take a meaningless fight though for no belt.
>>74476238
Yup. Khabib and him are weird, they'll shit talk each other one second then praise the next
>>74476259
HE WOULD DESTROY EVERYONE IN THE DIVISION.
h-he s-shouldn't have to t-take a fight against someone who's a gatekeeper. BUT HE WOULD DESTROY HIM IF IT HAPPENED.
you guys khabib was SO SCARED of cucuy his liver shut down. is khabib a 4 year old mexican boy?
>>74476278
Yes.
>>74476275
yeah it's almost as if they just wanted to hype the fight
>>74476278
If he takes the fight and beats the guy then it doesn't count and that guy, and obese haters like you, will cry about how short notice it is, and go back to riding the irish plumber's nuts.
If he takes the fight and loses against someone he didn't prepare for then he's always sucked.
It's a lose-lose situation when it comes to h8ers.
>>74476278
fighters have a limited lifespan my man. no point wasting a fight at this point in his career, plus dana is probably already giving him his paycheck for making weight
>>74475907
Tower 7
Do ferguson nut huggers realise that stating they DONT want him to fight someone who has previously beat him.. After he's had a full camp one 1 days notice. They are admiting they want to suck his cock and know he's been lucky on his 9 fight win streak. and they KNEW ferguson was about to get fucked by a wrestler.
take a meaningless fight so i don't have to think about how shitty my life is for 15 extra minutes tomorrow reeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>74476368
Why are you incapable of formulating a coherent argument?
>"Good luck with your weight cut"
t. Mystic Ferg
>>74475672
Cub was my boy since he heemed Siver