Eternal /trb/

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Old thread: >>74214940

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xth for wagecuckery.

Also, mitch getting blown the fuck out edition

>>74240081
yfw you realize that butters is Ethan Klein from h3h3

>>74240111
normally wagecuckery is shit, but ive been getting paid decently to heat frozen pizzzas and discuss fm with a normie these last few days.

Not too bad.

>Links twice
>Old thread in separate post
Get your shit together Norbro

>Pop up saying one of the 3 people on my friends list is now playing FM2017
>Same pop up 20 mins later
>Same pop up 10 mins later
>Same pop up 10 mins later

He's reloading isn't he?

>>74240167
yes

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HC is getting mummified and couldn't make the thread edition

Qts edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnSQEaiaBjA

>>74240111
>>74240163
>tfw get paid tomorrow to turn up to work and wait and see if someone else doesn't

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>>74240181
>I want my body to be mummified so my cock and balls can be as preserved as the gameplay from FM2007 which hasnt changed in 9 years

ded

>>74240072
>>74240099
>not including a clear cut mention of Football Manager in the title to bring about an intake of newfriends
>>74240160
>letting agents post on /trb/

>>74240167
Never talk to him again.

he said you look nice

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Fresh meme lads.

>>74240217
its in the OP pic you mong. its not like people read titles anyway.

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>>74240247
Old meme

>>74240167
i dont think that happens if youre simply reloading your file. Hes either got internet issues, or hes restarting the game alot, either trying to install mods or quitting mid mitch.

>>74240254
>newfriend decides to leave his old board
>opens up /sp/
>types in "Football Manager"
>nothing comes up
>/trb/ loses a potential GOAT poster
>>74240265
I think ragequitting was the implication

>>74240284
>the likelyhood of this happening

>>74240262

It only happened like a few days ago m8. I was going for the "even a slight breeze could kill you" line.

>>74240189
shit taste would not speak to

>>74240302
I was referring to my pic

Still pretty funny how short Jesus' season has been

>>74240189
Absolute pleb

>>74240329
>>74240363
Don't bully Claire, she just wants to read the classics.

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>beat us
>lose to norn ire
>poop

Might leave the save around here since I'm gonna get 17 before the sale ends

>>74240444
bitch didn't even start with the greeks

>>74240284
Even if a GOAT poster comes here, he will have to fit in the level of autism we got here.

Which lead me to this:

Describe yourself a player in FM or create a kek one:

>Name
>Nationality
>Length/Weight
>Position/role
>PA/CA (or stars if you prefer)
>Best attributes (2-3)
>Worst Attributes (2-3)
>PPM

I'll start

>Prescott Lescott
>US
>1.70/90kg
>CB/Stopper
>2.5/3.5
>Marking/Stamina/Leadership
>First touch/Composure/Jumping Reach
>Gets Forward whenever possible/Shoots with Power/Dives into Tackles/Drible Less

Would you buy him?

>>74240491
>losing 3-2 to N.Ireland
Spain are going to win the euros now

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>>74240516
>170cm
>CB

>>74240516
jennifer
usa
5'3 100 pounds
enganche
4 gold stars
passing long throws
strength jumping
argues with officials

>>74240516
we did this every year back when macca made custom databases.

>>74240606
>>74240516
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1YmYE3tdAYO_KNCMbeCgE1Ff_Pg08sd_1Ust-CR-Ym-s/edit?usp=sharing

>>74240516
>Butters Stotch
>Spanish
>1.69 / 60kg
>AML / Winger / Right foot only
>5/5
>Dribbling, Finishing, Anticipation
>Balance, Jumping Reach, Strength
>Argues with officials / Places Shots

>>74240606
sad that he never did a 17 one.

>>74240575
Nice one. Typical latina player?

>>74240606
>>74240611
Ok, I was suspecting this. But not on those proportions.

>>74240637
That doesn't even scratch the surface of maccas db.

>>74240650
How big?

>>74240701
Download it and take a look.

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>cl final incoming
>every AMC is injured
>forced to play old tactic
>two key players promisde a CL trophy this season
how hard am i about to get fucked

>>74240719
Probably win by virtue of the tactic being unscouted

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>>74240734
hmmm

>>74240719
>promising the CL trophy to anyone

wtf

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>>74240756
They're important, but unhappy key players, i want them to be happy so i can win the CL so I Can keep my promise to keep them happy.

makes sense?

In other news, CL IS BACK ON THE MENU

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>He has never played macca's dbs

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happening status: On

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>>74240795
DONT GET COMPLACENT

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wtf i said dont get complacant and you do the exact opposite

>>74240811
Based Masahiro.

>>74240844
It's like you didn't pay attention to Wenger's team talk earlier

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stupid sexy martial

>>74240868
Uh oh

it's 10ºC guys send help

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its ogre

hazard scores his 200th chelsea goal on a through ball from martial to win it in overtime

fuck me

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>>74240959

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>>74240959

give your balls a tug you titfucker

>>74241010
wtf is a snow shower

>>74241035

temperature is fluctuating just above or just below freezing temp, so it's a mix of rain and snow depending on what temp it is.

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what the fuck

>>74241035
>wtf is a snow shower
average weather from october to april

>>74241035
Maradona's dream invention

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WHAT THE FUCK

>>74241062
oh
>>74241077
Poor you

>>74241110
It's actually really comfy most of the time desu.

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I appreciate you too

Overall, I'd say Ryan Babel was a bit of a flop. The worst part is that I still force him into the team, hoping that he'll perform, and I have to take out my highest scoring player from the last season out for him.

>>74241123
You should sell him for failing you

>>74241188
he scored a goal and generally had a good match, im more angry at my defense for fucking up

>start save
>fire and hire staff
>make a couple signings
>set up tactics, OI, etc
>quit

what is wrong with me

>>74241241
fine all of them

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Almost couldn't find this thread because it doesn't say Football Manger in it.

I'm thinking this might be the year I don't buy the newest version. I only played 19 hours on FM16 compared to 900 for FM10 or 1300 for FM 12. (Stats may be distorted because I think if you minimize the app and close your laptop it still counts the time.

Is it worth it to buy the newest version? Got an email because it was on sale so I'm considering.

>>74241352
>Almost couldn't find this thread because it doesn't say Football Manger in it.
fucking kys morz and turn off the proxy

>>74241352
There's some pretty major performance improvements but other than that it's cosmetic.

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>>74241352
its kind of meh

>>74241352
>Almost couldn't find this thread because it doesn't say Football Manger in it.
KEK

also this >>74241390

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>>74241352
>Almost couldn't find this thread because it doesn't say Football Manger in it.

>>74240254
>its in the OP pic you mong. its not like people read titles anyway.


L E L
E
L

>>74241352
>Almost couldn't find this thread because it doesn't say Football Manger in it.
Morz may have a point here, I'll gi-

>close your laptop
nah, nevermind.

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imagine getting exposed this hard in 30 minutes

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>>74241889
there's something about posting midmatch that just always works well.

I couldn't even fabricate this if I wanted to make this sort of shit up man

>>74241889
>imagine getting exposed this hard in 30 minutes

i think you have experience with that art :^)

http://implyingrigged.info/wiki/2014_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup_Group_H#.2Fi.2F_v_.2Fsp.2F

>>74241976
topkek

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>>74242030

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>>74241976
>not changing your tactics halfway through

>>74242152
I wanted to switch to my 5-3-2 but I realized that I accidentally put a CM in the CB bench slot, so I couldnt.

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Will I win the quadruple? Tune in tomorrow for the 2017/18 season finale, live on /trb/!

It would be embarassing to lose the title to fucking Montpellier, but my team has been slipping quite a lot in the past few weeks. I fear that I'll lose it on the last day again.

>>74243178
Do shit 3rd tier teams have connected reserves that play in a viewable league in France?

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*panic begins*

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does anyone know Fatnaldo's prefered move and stats? i want to clone one

>>74243178
what skin is that?

>playing Eastside Hockey Manager
>manging amateur English side
>spend ages scouting out the best free players
>pack side full of talent
>4 absolutely killer lines
>destroy higher league, professional opposition in pre-season
>pre-season predictions put us in 1st
>have at least one of the top 5 players in the league for every position
>season starts
>"you are attempting to field a team containing 9 foreign players. The league only allows a maximum of 2"
>wat
>have to dismantle team
>lose first two games to the team who are predicted to finish last

I'M A FRAUD

>>74244456
sounds like you been EXPOSED

I wish you didn't have to sub a player off every time they miss a penalty because they're guaranteed to play like shit 100% of the time.

shit nignogs

E-Dubble died

>>74245271
RIP

How do I get into FM? Never played any, and now I see so many options that I'm pretty confused. Should I sit long hours or just play for couple of minutes everyday.

>>74245398
just start a save and see where that takes you

soon you will be here for hours every day while watching your gpa plummet or getting fired from work because you're calling in sick too often

>>74245398
>just play for couple of minutes everyday.

Good luck.

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o-ok

>21 key passes against Sevilla
>match engine not broken

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>>74245756
>Martial
>PA 189
how

>>74245877
He could very well end up being a world class player IRL. I think the only player I'd feel confident ranking ahead of him on potential for u21 players would be Gabriel Jesus. Playing on the wing right now will likely help Martial become a more well-rounded player but I think his talents are better utilized at striker.

>>74245921
donnarumma has far higher potential considering his age/how good he is already-ratio. seriously it's almost unheard of. ofc it's hard to compare GKs with outfielders but still

inb4 >burnout

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r8 my treq

Pretty sure Shadow Striker role is broken lads, had a player sent off in 30th minute,losing 1-0, so dropped my Striker to AMC and put him as SS, we went on to win 5-1 and he scored 4.

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>>74246196
this is my "playing a big team away"-tactic and it works fantastically, the SS simply annihilates

England's regens are insane lads.

Claudio Ranieri (england manager lel) has called up 2 strikers who are 18 years old FROM THE CHAMPIONSHIP for the 2020 cup

Both have over 30 goals this season, one has PA of 198, other 187. Never seen anything like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJwx6Fyvn2o


CL Semis, 0-0 at Bernabaeu, leading 1-0 at Old Trafford in the 88TH MINUTE AND THIS FUCKING HAPPENS

>>74246316
>one has PA of 198, other 187. Never seen anything like this
how do you know this?

>>74246391
Used the editor to have a look, I installed it again just to see how this would have happened- two U19s called up for the senior team from the second tier.

They aren't even Premier League loanees, the 198 is from Sheff Wed and the other from Huddersfield.

>>74246014
faceless/10

he looks good for it, but it seems a shame to waste his work rate and stamina on the Ozil role

>>74246398
post them

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that's a showing for the lad

>>74245877
who the fuck is Armando Farto

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My PSG inspired tactic did pretty good.

>>74243299
The reserves do have a league but they only play rarely and the games are not watchable/league is not viewable.

>>74243928
It's just the regular skin where the sidebar changes based on club colors.

>>74245398
Take it slow. Start out at a big club (relative to the league that you play in) so that it's easier, because relegation battles are definitely not fun. Big clubs also have good staff that can assist you with shit. When yuo start the save, try to go through every menu element to see what the game has to offer. Take it slow.

>>74247113
gibe pic

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>>74247145

>>74247190
I dont like the tactic but I like the idea to turn on tactical familiarity of the player in my selection info.

>>74247197
>I like the idea to turn on tactical familiarity of the player in my selection info

I thought that was default in fm17.

>>74247294
it is

>>74247113
Guidetti OP pls nerf

After his weird injury he never looked the same.

>>74247312
I wish he was half as good in real life as he is in FM17.

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>my last three signings

I think SI is taking premature baldness too far.

>>74247294
I don't use the default one desu.

And my game has a strange bug - whenever I create a new view on the tactics screen, it gets deleted the next time I boot up the game - even if I save the view. Therefore, I'm forced to use my Squad view where I dont have that shit. Time to change that

>>74247325
have you seen that vid where he takes off his shirt and get's a 2nd yellow and Koeman can't fucking believe it

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>>74247353
Those faces are like straight out of a horror movie, what the fuck. Rodrigues will haunt me in my dreams

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>>74247372
What a meme this was

>player scores
>player takes off shirt, gets a red and misses game against PSV

>player has 2 years left
>propose contract talks
>agent hardlocks 1.1m release

There should be more options for player/agent talk.

I got £1.5m for a worse player last summer, by next summer and the last year of his deal I can probably get over £5m for the player.

I should be able to explain this so the agent doesn't lock in a contract that nobody would sign.

>>74247403
>>74247353
The faces and hair were okay in 16, I don't get why they made them worse

>>74247372
>>74247404
Just watched the video, what a madman.

This season when Celta played away vs Ajax he didn't stop taunting the crowd.

>>74247404
>Doing it on a cold rainy night in Waalwijk
Is that the Stoke of Toothpaste land?

>>74247475
>cold rainy night

every place in toothpaste land is like that, the country sucks dick and it's so windy that you'll have trouble staying on your feet

ahh
>first offseason with young players
>have to either sell them to big clubs or lose the dressing room

>>74247508
I'll keep this in mind.

>>74247190
pretty much what I play, except ive got a pretty good SS at AMC most of the time

>>74247560
I thought you played 433

>>74247549
desu I've only been to the Netherlands once, and it was in february or march. We went to zandvoort with my class after graduating.

It was a windy shithole, but most idiots wanted to go to holland for the pot.

>>74247580
I dunno where I was in Holland, somewhere within about an hour's drive of Antwerp but it was a nice town.

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>>74247570
I did, but then i signed this guy and changed it to 4-2-3-1

>>74247580
What the fuck lol. Zandvoort is a beach city. It has 2 main tourist attractions. The beach and the circuit, which are both only relevant in the summer. Why on earth would you do this? You don't have to go to the west to smoke some pot.. You know that right?

>>74247603
Traitor

>>74247603
>having an ss
>not immediately playing a strikerless meme formation

>>74247629
Don't ask me, I was vehemently against it but the majority wanted to do it. Most of us never actually went to the beach because it was cold as fuck. We rented some huts and most people just smoked pot 24/7. It was fun but going to southern spain or france would've been better.

Portuguese clubs unsettling you players fucking sucks

They can't even afford to buy them

>>74247644
it happens every time. I play the 4-3-3 my local club is famous for, then a DM or AMC who would instantly make the first team pop up and I change formation.

I still use 4-3-3 when my AMCs are injured.

Last time was in the CL final against chelsea. Almost won it too, but martial fucking raped my ass.

>>74242191

>not playing a midfielder as a BPD

>>74247734
>but martial fucking raped my ass

did he use martial arts to bring you down?

Will Napoli be a good team to start my adventure with FM? I want to make Zielinski and Milik GOAT tier.

>>74247789
It's always a fun save but it's a pretty easy one

Good for learning/getting back into the game

>>74247113

How did you score two goals in the same minute?

>>74247765
pretty much, 2 goals and 2 assists in a 4-3 win

>>74247815
Meme magic.

>>74240516
>Xavier Lukhas
>Frog legs with cream and herbs
>1.75m/5'9", 72kgs/160lbs
>CM, Roaming Playmaker/AMC, Enganche
>-8 PA
>Decisions, Vision, Work Rate
>Stamina, Technique, Pressure
>Argues With Officials/Curls Balls/Tries Killer Balls Often
An Enganche who isn't lazy or a RPM who can't keep up. Sounds like fun. Reminds me of PES BAL where you'd have terrible physicals if you wanted to be a Classic 10.

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Finally had enough of this cunt. On deadline day Forest made a £150k offer for him and I told them to fuck off. He did his usual "Waaaa let me leave or I'll turn the whole team against you" routine which hasn't worked the last 4 transfer windows in a row.

I can't afford to bench the cunt for a month until he decides he wants to stay as my back up striker is shit. So I sold him to Forest for £1mill and replaced him with 2 new strikers. I also spent a bit of money improving my defence with a new CB and a big upgrade at LW.

Hope he fucking rots in the Forest reserves!

>>74248024
Once you get strength in depth selling the players who want to move is almost always the best move.

>Mark Clattenburg is quitting his job as a Premier League official to become Saudi Arabia's new head of referees.
Even refs can be bought with oil money

>>74248093
>even
Clattenburg's more of a brand obsessed narcissist than Pogba

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>sell my best keeper
>my fans are delighted

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>>74247427

>>74248129
12-14 had the best regen faces

it's pretty funny when your player grows an afro in one day

>>74248185
I've got a striker who keeps alternating between big hair and hair cut short

I have no idea why

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is the league becoming too easy lads?

>>74248208
Ask Macca

>>74248191
It's a setting that's possible. Perhaps to reflect Pogba-tier style change.

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Could this work?

>>74248246
>LFB

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Post your best American

>>74248208
I'm still struggling with the HG rules, I'm just patching it up with loans every year.

The only good young swede I can get won't sign for me, so I'm stuck waiting on foreigners to become HG

And they all want to leave quickly

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>>74248268
>american
>world class
wew

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Yet another team's hopes and dreams crushed in 120+1.

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>>74248295
tell them to fuck off and keep signing foreign youth

>>74248316
>That difference in fitness
Rotation 101.

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>tfw losing your best players on a free to literal who teams

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>>74248268
i sign about 15 free americans every year from the academy teams, but this one is the first to broach the first team. Albeit as a backup, but still.

>>74248343
>Letting a good player leave on a free
That face looks like happiness. You must be quite satisfied with your contract deals.

>>74248360
im pretty sure hes playing an amateur club and cant do anything about it

>>74248343
>still playing FM12

buy a new pc for 300€ already holy fuck, why are you doing this to yourself?

>>74248368
That's 14 >art

>>74248373
How am I supposed to be able to tell? FM11-14 look the same to me, as do FM15-17

>>74248360
I can't offer pro contracts yet
>>74248368
>Art

>>74248381
Maybe take a glance at this >>74248246

>>74248392
What is that supposed to tell me? Didn't FM12 already look like that?

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>>74248399
>I can't differentiate FM12's tactics screen from FM14's

>>74248424
Were sliders and arrows still a thing in FM12?

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>>74248216
our year lad

>>74248435
arrows were iirc

Is George Weah overrated or a big game baby?

inb4 why not both

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>Blue numbers on blue background on blue everything
I'm not gonna find a good theme for FM17 anytime soon.

>>74246014
nice face.

>>74248483
Compared to Ibrahimovic.
Weah better in Europe.
Ibrahimovic better in the domestic league.

>only play two wide players
>have about 16 in the squad
whoops

Time to get a second formation

>>74248364
Do you know about an updated norwegian database?

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Couldn't do the quadruple, lost against PSG in extra time. Oh well, the treble is also nice.

>>74248868
>PSG flopping that hard
Who manages them, how did they fuck up their transfers, who plays for them?

>>74248868
>the treble is also nice
hehehehe

>the press and fans talk about the treble when you have won 2 supercups and a meme cup

will older fm's run faster on my shitty laptop than newer versions (assuming I have the same amount of league on playable)

>>74249311
I think the newest FM is 64bit, so it should be faster.

Anyway, load less leagues if it's too slow.

>>74249357
>I think the newest FM is 64bit, so it should be faster
Makes no difference whatsoever in itself. 64 bits only means FM has access to more RAM. And FM barely ever, be it for previous versions or this one, use 2GB of RAM (which would classify as 32 bit) anyway. Unless they've changed the way the game runs it's simply irrelevant. I've personally noticed that FM "boots" faster but that's really it.

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Manure or /arse/?

>>74249626
waiting for arse to choke

>celta

dutch analyst on Jahanbakhsh (AZ/Iran)

"What's his name, Jan Kebab?"

kek

The Europa league always makes me want to start a save in one of the small countries playing

>>74249881
Don't do that, it's suffering for the most part. And if you like a competitive league, it's pretty boring.

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>tactics working
>winning our matches
>regens progressing nicely
>everything is going well for once

>>74249926
I enjoy it on a few conditions

1. no winter break, I dislike these
2. normal calendar, Jan-Dec leagues make CL money take ages to arrive.
3. at least one strong team to topple

When you combine them there's only a few leagues worth it

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>>74249926
at least you can't get your hopeful EL run ruined by a big team right from the start anymore
>they also got rekt by Fulham in the 1st round in 11/12

>>74249952
Huge crisis just around the corner

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>hire wenga as DoF
>make him responsible for scouting assignments
>he sends 10 scouts to France

tfw GOAT regen gets injured for 4 months at age 17

>>74249962
I'd argue that yes you can. Getting in the group stages of EL is trickier than getting in the group stages of CL when you've won the league. The Champions' Playoff has weaker teams that what you can draw in the EL playoffs. You don't get shit like Sevilla, Roma, Lyon or Tottenham in Champions' playoff. You'd get Dinamo, Partizan/Red Star, Kobenhavn at best.

>>74249953
As most of you are aware, I run a custom league so I don't get most of these inconvenient.

>>74250030
I know, I was referring to top league teams no longer being 1st round trolls thanks to Fair Play spots

>>74249730
Rip

>>74250030

Europa league has dealt me some brutal draws (and seemingly when you actually need the money).

I thought Lyon's GK was good

what a fucking clown

>SPUDS

>>74249357

But can FM17 count all of Darrell Keegoat's international goals?

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W-Would this work?

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How do I get a player on loan but put in a buy-clause so I can buy him at the end of the loan?

>>74250102
Only one way to find out

>>74250110
Can you do defensive wingers in that version?

Could do that, push up the DM and run stopper CBs on the outside

>>74250110
>using this in the third division

you might as well try it

>>74250068
And on the top of that, the money is completely awful.

>>74250110
>TM
>No other goalscorer
>Bypassing a 6 man midfield
I thought you were decent at this Burter.

>Memetti

So what match are we watching?

>>74250232
Andreas Christensen F.C.

>>74250232
mong'bagdach

>>74250232
Celta

ERA PENAL

>>74250113
I got it already.
>Future fee
I used to think that was the fee you had to pay for the loan at the end of the season.

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yeah, he looks Polish

>>74250570
>Ken Wojciech Szczęsny
Sold.

>>74249953
>>74250030
That said, it's not too hard to topple a big boogeyman team: if you become a champ, which isn't too hard since they will eventually drop points during the season even if they destroy you, their CL/EL money supply dries out and they wither very quickly.

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>>74250655
and then there's this fuck

>>74250686
>Jamal the fair skinned Englishman
No wonder some kids hit their parents. OTOH, neither Kurzawa nor Kolodziejczak look particularly Polish, albeit they're not completely black either.

Anderschelt-Zenit looks spicy

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>>74250725
>using asymmetric formations

Yellow 4-4-2 marine lets go

>>74250725
Wew I picked well

>Ivanovic moves clubs
>immediately fucks up and concedes

>>74250570

Birds can't get enough of that BPC, desu.

t. third generation Polack.

>Saint Kekien
>French goalkeeping

>france in charge of walls
although the Maginot Line was a good indicator of that

>>74250980
>>74250995
What happened? They let Z literally hit through the wall or something?

>>74251016
>wall jumps
>Zlatan shoots under it
>GK goes down to save
>defender hits ball as it rolls under the wall
>ball rolls into goal a couple of meters away from the goalie

>>74251016

The usual stick a man in the wall to create a hole, Zlatan hit it through the gap with very little power, it went through a defenders leg, maybe hit Martial and rolled over the line at 1mph with the keeper dead on the floor.

>>74251048
>>74250995
Are you autistic?

>>74251103

Where do you think we are?

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>>74250150
I do what I can with what I have at my disposal.
Also my players can bypass 8 defenders from a throw in and score goals matey.

>>74251187
hope this is the most local team you could play, otherwise
>not doing an Andorra save

>>74251048
>>74251060
I fail to be surprised, but I kinda wish I had seen that. I had this convo with my cousin, who cannot understand why the guys in the wall jump, twist, turn around and whatnot when they should stay still.

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>>74251243
It's pretty local tBh. And there are not Andorran teams in Tercera.
Unless you were talking about an Andorran league save which would be too LLM for me.

>>74251247
You've got to be shitting me. >>74250983

>>74251247
https://u.nya.is/xhenvu.mp4

>>74251325
>playing an FM where FC Andorra are in the 6th tier

>>74251357
that or 5th

is spain kill?

except m/a/drid

>>74251355
The most important part is to act as if you meant it.

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>>74251374
5th I think, they could promote.

>>74251391
A-Athletic is 1-1.
And Atlético and Sevilla still have to play.
Friendly reminder that Sevilla will REKT Lester.

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Should I sign him bros

>>74251913
>that face
>16

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>>74251927
Is he, dare I say, the new Joseph Minala?

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>>74251913
>16

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>>74251927

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Should I buy him for £25mil (release clause price)
Looks like he has good potential

>>74251913

Is that how regens work in PES? They're just literal clones of the previous player?

>>74251975

[spoiler]I'll give you a lethal dose if you repost my stuff again, lad.[/spoiler]

>>74252023
>25M€
>For a >Wenger
>Can't even be HG
Fuck no. Unless those 25M€ are a drop in your transfer budget.

>>74252094
>Is that how regens work in PES? They're just literal clones of the previous player?
Yeah.

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>>74252094
Yep.

>It's a goal on his debut!!

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>>74251950

>>74252094
>Is that how regens work in PES? They're just literal clones of the previous player?
Yes but before you get too critical that is how they worked back in the days of CM and early FM. Although at least their name would be randomised to something else so it wasn't so blatant.

What leagues should be loaded?

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>and with a triple subtitution, the manager brings on three of the most exciting prospects from the London FC Youth Academy

>>74252169
>those staff member FM-tier polygon counts

>>74252156
All of them

>>74252156
None of them

>>74252185
Konami doesn't give a shit on PC because "they're all hackerz!!!1!1!11!!1111!!!". It's literally the PS3 port. And they've put Denuvo on it as of PES 2017 to add insult to injury.Tho' I don't think it's completely related to those assets being shitty.

>>74252156
just the right amount

>>74252156
Only a couple

>>74252156
All the meme leagues

>>74252185
Yeah the PC version is held back a bit compared to the console version. It's a shame really, feels like a missed opportunity. I like making fun of PES because of its off-pitch mechanics but the actual gameplay is pretty great. I've put about 150 hours in already

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World Class

>>74252523
Did he dab?

>>74252569

He just did with his brother at the end of the match tonight.

>>74252112
>>74252142

That's really silly. Are there non-clone regens too?

>>74252123

>can use the badges with the names on
>can't use the names on their own

Wut.

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>>74252636
>he doesn't rate Castolo

>>74252659

I've never actually played Morrowind.

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it's going well

>>74252902
>injured after flying kick attempt

good lord

>>74252902

>His team mate helps him chase down the steward and then leaves him for dead when 2 fans turn up

LEL

>>74252903

>saying that after five games

Enjoy your 3 points from the next 35 matches.

>>74252947
Don't curse me, gipsy.

Holy fucking shit my back is so fucking itchy

>>74253005

Are you coming onto me?

anyone want a drunk stream

>>74253123
Yes

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oh no guys, my fax machine broke at the WORST possible time

>>74253148
live

>>74240516
>Joel Yiddish
>Finnish
>188cm/82kg
>4/4
>Concentration/Jumping Reach/Marking
>Crossing/Agility/Passing
>Dives Into Tackles/Stays Back At All Times/Argues With Officials

I was a pretty good centerback in my hey day. At least on the scale of Finland and Wales.

>>74253213
literally cheating desu