/heem/: fuck football edition

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POST HERE THIS IS THE HEEM THREAD

handegg sucks.

halftime show was decent though.

HURRY
POST
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Does anyone else here dislike the vast majority of sports but is really into MMA?

I feel like such an outcast. I'm not a sports fan. I don't like "sports fans".

I can't believed we got heemed

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>>74092423
I don't understand how people can sit through a sport that has more standing around than action and more commercials than both of them combined

lol, I wanted Brady to win only because I know him from browsing the /sp/ catalog while looking for the /heem/ thread

>>74092668
i tip my fedora to you dear sir

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>>74092668
Right here
MMA is the only sport I watch, but I have hundreds of webms saved of it and I post in a general about it at least a little bit every day

>>74092964
Yeah dude. I am admittedly a 196er, kek. But people are fucking blown away when I say I'm into MMA and start talking about.

I come across as a fanatic, but have been a fan for less than a year. I watch most of the events alone (well not alone, with the friend simulator of course!!)

I can't stand any other sports, except for table tennis, but that's only because I play it.

>litetally geting BTFOd by a fucking meme ""football""

Its over, we are finished, MMA is ded sport, pack it up boys

>watching handegg

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just let heem go for about 2 hours guys. we cant fight the football

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Based op

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Was out getting my dog on friday, how was the fights?

Lost yuge amounts of money on that monumental choke job.

Never gambling ever again

KOREAN ZOMBIE

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SCENE WHEN?

>>74094411
Who will he fight next?

>>74095042
what is that thing on the left?

>>74095042
Wait, i thought she fixed her nose...

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postin

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>>74095703

>>74095042
whos that on the left

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>>74095841

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pick a number from 1 to 302

except 277, 256, 132, 4, and 25 obviously

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>>74095942

>tfw /sp/ is gonna get worse

>tfw one of seven Americans in America who doesn't watch handegg

>>74096096
69

>>74092668
Me

I mean I watch basketball until my home team loses, but even then I don't watch all the matches and just keep up with score. More obsessed and interested in MMA.

>>74096096
the guy in the white shorts looks like a child in some of those shots. It's something about his hair and the way he looks shorter in some of the camera angles just makes him look really young

>>74092668
You're a little bitch nerd. I bet you watch WWE.

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>>74096384

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>>74092423
handegg is good, i didn't watch the halftime show

>>74092668
i watch handegg full time too, any other sports i just watch the play offs if my home team is in it or just the final game.

the pats are just something else lads, that was incredible

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>>74096096
117

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>all these dorks that dont follow one or two other mainstream sports besides mma

>>74096533
>guy with docks on his shorts gets heem'd by The Truth

made me think, yo

made me think

>>74092964
The only thing I ever knew since I was 10 was the fight game. My dad took me too a combat mma gym and that was that.

Never learned how to play basketball, football, soccer, tennis. Don't give a fuck about then either. Fighting is the only sport to me which is the ultimate competition. Especially MMA.

People who watch basketball, soccer, hockey, football at the end of day just want to watch agression in driving thru enemy teritory to put an object in some of net.

Why not just watch fighting and see true agresion, heart, techinque, endurance. Humanity is a warrior race of people. I d.on't get how these sports became popular at all.

>>74092668
It's the only thing I watch and the only reason I come to /sp/

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>>74096766
I feel ya man

>>74096766
if tom brady woke up with conor mcgregor money he would kill himself

>>74095090
i'd like to see him fights Lamas

>>74094254
You should gamble on things you know. If I see Cain Velasquez at sea level, Mcgregor, Khabib, Thompson, Stipe, TJ fighting I'm gambling the house on them

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>>74096700

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>their dad wasnt a sports fan who taught them to love ball sports
>they didnt have a dad

>>74096766
yes, and football is the ultimate form of ball in goal. it's literally mini war strategy

MMA is individual combat, Football is team combat. all other sports are cuck tier except for maybe hockey or rugby

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>>74097001
>his dad was a fat beer-guzzling retard whose favorite pastime was sitting in his armchair with a wide beater on, shouting at the TV while watching sweaty niggers jump on each other

I watched soccer since I was 4, I haven't followed it closely in the past two years though but I have a good sense of what goes on. I follow MMA a lot closer than everything else now that I'm older (24)

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>>74096902
what does the money the players make have to do with the quality of the sport itself
do you think designer or whatever fad normie shit is popular right now is quality music because a lot of people listen to it

>>74096902
Good for Tom Brady he got really good at a sport where the technique and skill comes down to steroids and the natural size and slamming really hard into another person.

And Americans love football because it's a mock battle thing going and they buy into it. They watch for the slams and violence rather the intricacies of the plays.

If Tom Brady woke up and was stuck in a MMA Death Match with Luke Rockhold (a 185) it would be the same as suicide like you put it.

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>>74097001
>his dad isn't dead

>>74097287
you said "why would anyone fight"

i'd say money is right up there

also because mma hasnt even been """mainstream""" for a decade while football goes back 100 years

sports are used to socialize and teach kids from a young age. that doesnt work too well with prizefighting on a large scale

>>74097175
This.

>>74097262
>wide beater

>>74096722
this, holy shit. i bet those same fuckers don't even train either

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>>74097429
i'm not him tho

>>74096935

Falcons were literally leading for 75% of the game. I was watching it with some peeps who told me a comeback was nigh impossible, if I was by myself I probably would have hedged my bet. Literally an anomaly had to take place in handegg history for me to lose. I feel horrible, I'm much better judging fights but a guy who weighs 260 lbs can get KO'd by a smaller guy so who even knows anymore.

>>74097175
I know I wrote this as well>>74097313

But reality is people watch football for the violent slams rather the small details in the plays. I've had go out with coworkers to watch football games and they only get excited at the violence of the slams. Yet somehow my deep love for fighting is barbaric. And whats funnier they can't fight for shit but are the most agressive dudes in the fucking bar.

Fucking Cucks are the average male of today. No wonder black on white girl porn and cucking is so fucking high

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I'm not gonna lie fellas I've been watching football on and off since I was 13. I think this game made me a football fan; it'll never top mma for me but that game was crazy.

>>74097662
I'm not gonna lie fella, I literally only watch the NFL one day a year and that game was pretty unreal

>>74097429
MMA has been mainstream since maybe 2011 in all honesty.

Before that dudes would just fight because they loved to fight. No money nothing really worth the pain. Expect the glory of when you knock someone out and crowd of 5 thousand cheers you on most feel like drug outta the world.

A fighter today in the UFC gets 10 and 10. Meaning 2 or 3 fights a year and if he wins them he's chilling at 60 plus Dana bonuses. Not to bad.

>>74097649
You dont know what the fuck youre talking about and you sound like a sexually repressed nerd.

>>74097649
It's definitely part of the appeal but I wouldn't hold the average fan to such low a standard.

Literally the only time to watch handegg is during the Superbowl.

>>74097917
I'm just angry that football gets so much love when every dude I know watches it for the slams.

Yet watching MMA those same dudes who cheer for those slams think I'm a bloodthirsty savage.

If you don't like fighting your a cuck in my view.
>>74098033
Let's be honest you were at some superbowl party as was I. When did the people cheer or get pumped in the crowd.

Anyone got the Korean Zombie win webm from the weekend?

Grasso is still my girl!
Anyone got some webms of her fights?

>>74098470
completed passes, they also reacted to incomplete passes. not really tackles. i'm not saying people are experts but they knew about as much as you can learn from playing madden which is alright.

Joe Rogan said the same thing about sports, don't listen to him too much he's retarded.

>>74098470
>When did the people cheer or get pumped in the crowd.
When ATL got that pick 6

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He did it! Making MMA Great Again!

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>>74098528

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>If you don't like me then fight me, anon

Someone post all webms of last night. I missed a lot of the webms cause the thread was moving too fast

>>74098663
Why would I listen to that dumbass. His podcasts are literally "wow I didn't know that. Young Jaime pull that up for me" "dude weed is illegal" every fucking podcast. He understands his sport but even then says some dumb stuff. "He's a bad motherfucker" every dude ever.

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>>74098883
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/subject/UFC/

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>>74098632

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uncle dana meme is reborn

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>>74098855
Thanks m8

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>>74098955
https://youtu.be/CY_3bWoP1vI

sure you don't lad, you just happen to be spouting his same gospel

>>74092668
literally me, I don't watch any sports aside from MMA now.

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>>74098883

>>74099255
Cheers man
Any more?

Which of these d'ya think is gonna be the next featherweight GOAT?

Yair
Do hoo
New Zombie
Bektic
Knight
Hall

>>74092668

>not enjoying every sport
>not appreciating the dramatic storytellling that each game provides
>not learning sports inside and out, picking up the nuances that casuals miss
>not getting hammered at every sporting event you can
>not living with your mom at 35, with a Tom Brady Fathead on your wall, calling sports radio

What do you even do with your time? Read?

Pssh, everyone get a load of this guy. He reads.

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>>74099114

I'm watching Dragon Ball Super and Lord Beerus is stupid overpowered.

>>74099136
I've never seen that before. But fuck it Rogans right. Can't argue against that logic.

Team sports are a nice thing in elementary school tho. Get kids to socialize and develope rivalries with eachover and nobody gets hurt besides egos. But explain the Soccer riots in Europe of it isn't down to violence at the end of the day.

Come on bruh. Sports are just a watered down competion based off fighting.

>>74099503
>watching a rehash of the movie

Call me when they are done with that part

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>mighty mouse is almost as tall as tyron
kek

Kik bryana_ruiz for nudes

>>74099426
i don't think any of these guys can beat Aldo, maybe because of their style Do Hoo or Yair both have a shot against him. but Doo Hoo needs to make massive changes and learn some fucking discipline, and Max could beat Aldo 2bh

>>74099867
Post them here

>>74099911

Choi literally has no ground game whatsoever

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Best timeline ever!, now we just wait for ufc 209 for wonderboy to take the belt from woodley.

>>74096722
I watched the superbowl familia, All i have now is heem.

>>74099988
he knows how to stand up when taken down, against aldo what he currently does wont be enough i know that. but choi's got that potential

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>>74097175
>football is the ultimate form of ball in goal

Ummm, have you literally never heard of rugby?

Football is incredibly contrived in comparison.

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>>74100158
Salty Tyrone will be hilarious

>>74100421
i mentioned rugby, and no even if football is more finite there's way more depth to strategy than in rugby. it's makes for a better "team war game" as far as that concept goes. that's what i was talking about with that guy...

I am quite honestly livid watching this 208 countdown

They way they are painting Brunson, coming straight off being slept by Whittaker is so trashy. Rob is unbooked, with the top contenders facing ducking him and they give the man he just starched in under a round a high profile fight against an over the hill GOAT on a main card of a PPV.

This semen slurping sport can go to hell.
Fuck you Ari Emanuel. Fuck you Dana. Fuck you WME. FUCK THE UFC

>>74100838
It's not like beating Anderson Silva will get you a tittle shot anymore

>>74100838
The only thing that can save 208 is Anderson heeming the fuck outta Brunson

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>>74100985
It's a hell of a lot better than sitting on the sidelines while that shitshow of a fight happens, while Jacare takes the easiest payday possible for him against Tim fucking Boetsch, Weidman ducking him for Gegard and Cuckhold off fucking modelling

Whatever man, not like it matters
They can't keep The Reaper sidelined forever
He is coming

>>74100838
Brunson is a test for Silva. Silva in his prime would Crack and find Brunson chin within the first round probably first 2 minutes

If Silva can KO Brunson the way Robert did let alone Silva vs Griffin then Silva is still a top 10 guy. But if he can't then it's clear Anderson can't beat the dudes of today because of age.

Brunson is the perfect give me fight. He has explosive power but is sloppy brawler who leaves his chin right out there.

Robert is probably getting Luke Rockhold the way Jacare got Tim Boetsch. Whittaker can't demand too much tho because he got BTFO by wonderboy Thompson last year.

>>74101108
Your last sentence couldn't be more irrelevant tbqhwyf. Since leaving that division to fight in his natural one he's on a 6 fight streak with 3 ko's.
Regardless, UFC fighters in general can't demand much unless your name is Conor or Ronda. Even champions have the majority of their requests silently denied or ignored.

The fight does nothing for either men beside add the name Anderson Silva to a weak PPV. This new era is an absolute joke and you cunts are even worse for defending them. We SHOULD NOT be making fights off of what will sell but based off records, momentum and just fucking logic.

Really letting me down /heem/

Fighters who wouldn't fall for Conor's mental assault

>Stephen Thompson
>Tyron Woodley
>Dominick Cruz
>Sage Northcutt
>Khabib Nurmagomedov
>Tony Ferguson
>RDA
>Nate Diaz
>Nick Diaz
>Max Holloway
>Anthony Pettis
>Cody Garbrandt
>Frankie Edgar
>Mike Perry
>Jeremy Stephens
>Donald Cerrone
>Jorge Masvidal
>Robby Lawler
>GSP
>Patriots

>>74101284
who cares lol literally each and every one of them would drop to that touch of death

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>>74101284

>>74101268
The reason they can't hype Whitaker up is because Thompson is fighting for the belt. I agree with you man. But the reality is if Thompson wins the 170 belt and they start hyping up Whittaker MMA fans will go "how the fuck is Whittaker a top 185 contender when he got molly whooped by the 170 Champ in the first round." You as an Australian should probably hope Thompson loses to Woodley for that reason to get hype for your boy.

Anyways the UFC is testing Silva not Brunson. If Silva crushes Brunson the old way clearly he can do the same shit to other dudes at the top. If he beats Brunson and Weidman beats Moose then we get a trilogy fight. If Silva loses expect him to fight nobodies until the end of time.

And if Silva beats Chris or the next dude after brunson. then he would leapfrog everybody after the Romero vs Bisping fight. If he does it crushingly like he did in the past.

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Wew lads

>>74102119

what did you mean by this?

>>74102119
christina fucking goofed you

>>74101764
Silva will win, but not easily.

>>74102119
ur tone is so cringey

this time next year she gonna be gone from ur life 4 evaaaaaaa

>>74102153

She's the one who sent it. Chuckled and had to share it with my friend simulator 2bh

>>74101764
>pillowfist grandpa silva
>ever crushing again

>>74102314

He beat the current MW champion :)

>>74102450
but he didnt :)

>>74102119
>promiscuous


Nigga nobody likes a man that speaks in 17th century harry potter lingo.The word people use nowadays is hoe

>>74099426
Zombie and Yair will fight each other for a title shot against Holloway in 2018. Cap this

>>74092144
i missed you all, handegg spam is gone, now i know how they feel every saturday we have a 12 gamethread ppv

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>>74103086
no one here likes you

>>74101764
The UFC and the fans could not care less about that reason

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maybe its for the best that Alexa lost. If she won I wouldn't be surprised if they matched her up with Claudia after. Now she can build herself up slowly, they should let her beat up Raunchy Bec

>>74103222
she's slowly becoming from? look at it

>>74098985
edmond is legit wtf

>>74102119
>what's funny
>because

she should have just said "you're a goof" without the because. the because doesn't make sense and is awkward. it's a terrible because. pls delete her and never resume contact.

Switserland is Volkan ur boy? Is Volkan our boy? He just beat OSP. How is it possible?

>>74097287
Exactly. Just like because most of us have fucked your mom doesn't mean she's not a fat whore.

>>74103457
Volkan is your boy Volkan is my boy
From California to the Coral Springs island;
From the red wood forest to the Gulf Heem waters
Volkan was made for you and Me.

>>74103457
he's turkish but he seems like a decent sort, at least he repped the swiss flag. unlike cain and osp and all the other """""american""""" shitskins.

>>74098855
His jaw went the opposite way.

>>74103658
Volkan reminds me of volkswagen which is germanic, therefore Volkan is germanic

>>74103587
lol heard the music in my head

>>74100421
Football has waaayyyy more strategy going on than Fagby. Only eurotards really think Fagby is better

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Is Claudia natty?

>>74104213
This so much.

>>74104320
yes, visible effects of steroids in sports is a meme. Athletes don't don't take the same steroids that body builders do. All athletes take things that are permitted that do enhance performance tho. if thats not natty then there is no natty athletes

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odds just came out for 208

https://www.bestfightodds.com/

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>>74104213
how come people praise the depth of strategy in football over rugby

but prefer MMA over boxing. where MMA is more vast and free flowing as opposed to boxing which is more confined and measured with predictable strategy.

>>74104454
I like Tony, he reminds me of me in high school

>>74104454
Does he think he is an anime villain?

>>74104469
Did U Also Type Like This In High School

>>74104517
honestly, from what we have seen of his yes

he's male pena, with better fights

>>74104454

Did he make that image of himself?

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>>74104536
>he's male pena
are you comparing him to julianna pena? cause I'm not seeing it

Jim Miller (dec)
Anderson Silva (ko)
Lentz
Cannonier/Glover under 1.5
McCall (dec)

Decent straights with potential props in brackets

the only parlays I see being worthwhile involve Jacare and Reis, and probably LaFlare

0 value in Poirier, Belal on short notice but I think he beats Brown still, Glover Cannonier is quite risky either way, and Nover paying 2.80 to 1 is kind of tempting but he hasn't really showed anything in the UFC that would make me put money on him and I haven't seen tape from his earlier fights.

Opinions?

>>74104589
so many reddit fags who take every opportunity to shit on pena because she makes them feel insecure

How is she like Tony at all, they have fairly different demeanour's and fight very differently.

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>So we have this card that's boring AF, we need someone to hype it up a bit

>>74104653
Brunson KO first round or just KO
Priorer
Jacare 1st round
I have an urge to bet on Cannon and Holm too

>getting around to watching sug3
>some ref (I think) is talking about shit on the hot mic
>talking about how he broke his legs and is now on a cocktail of hgh and other drugs
>gives nate quarry tylenol + other drugs
>talks about how he's getting a divorce but his wife wants to appear married for the moment for her job
wew

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>>74104701
RIGHT HERE
RIGHT HERE

THE HARDEST HITTING FIGHTER ON THE CARD

THIS GUY LOSES TO PEOPLE, WHEN I FIGHT PEOPLE THEY DON'T FUCKING MOVE

When will 209 materials come out?

>>74104780
Who da fook is that gal?

WHO DA FOOK IS DAT?!

>>74104780
the holly meme is over

>>74104798
lady who will lose to de randamie who will lose to amanda after she beats shevchenko

>>74104684
wear sunglasses inside
weird cockiness
meme coaches
long win streaks
should have been fighting for the title a year ago
tuf champs
come off as assholes

>>74104684
Contrarian counter-culture is just as pathetic as contemporary culture just fyi

>>74104884
so tuf, sunnies inside and a bunch of opinions
gb2r

>>74104924
If you use 'contrarian' to oppose any opinion your statement couldn't be less valid
"just fyi"

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>>74104842
Its okay, lad. I also make retarded posts for (You)s, but I try to be creative and funny with them.

>>74104957
If you use 'reddit' to oppose any opinion your statement couldn't be less valid
"just fyi"

>>74104517
He unironically enjoys anime.

>>74104517
It's a reference to his nickname

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>>74105147
what's his favorite keion? post his anime taste

>>74105187
He's pretty pleb with DBZ, yu yu hakusho, naruto...

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Some nice spicy heems from the other night

>>74105220
wow, explains his autism at least i guess

Thinking of a Jacare/Lentz parlay
or swap out Lentz for Miller

Dutchman, what are u going with?

>>74105268
He has DBZ on while he trains...
Honestly he has one of the best style of camps imo, all specialist trainers focused only on him

>>74105332
Put Jacare/Silva on a parlay and call it a day.
Silva will catch Brunson rushing in, i don't see Silva loosing again

>>74105458

>implying Boetsch wont fuck Jacare up

>>74104760
kek
what's sug3?

>>74105458
>>74105470
the spoilers would be fun for the MW fights, just unlikely, anderson is chinnier then he used ot be, and boetsch is strong and tough, he's not as explosive as romero so i doubt he can manage like romero did but i can see him clipping him.

i see brunson and boetsch gassing, instead of getting caught, and losing by decision or TKO

With the benefit of hindsight, do you think that Nunes beating the Miesh was always going to happen?

>>74105458
Idiot

Enjoy being -ev

>>74105496
How do you even find your way to this general if you're that much of a casual lol

>>74105496
Submission Underground, Chael Sonnen's grappling promotion.

>>74105560
Yes. Miesha is a slow starting awful striker and Nunes is the exact opposite with a lot of power. Had it even gone to the ground she wouldve survived it for the first two rounds

If Nunes had any cardio shed be the undisputed top female fighter

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>>74105470
>>74105528
>>74105589
Jacare is in title contention ffs, this is practically a gimme fight for him and i just don't see him fucking up and pulling a Cerrone.

Silva just doesn't care anymore, but i still think at his worst he's better than Brunson. Be beat Diaz, battled Bisking to the death and got sat on my Succiel Cormier in a pitty match up.

>>74105699
Meme fight against Diaz didn't do anything

Got rocked by bisping hard

Lost every second and got tagged by Cormier until last second of liver kick

Brunson rocked whittaker before getting sloppy and gassed

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Name this fighter

>>74105741
tarec

>>74105748
That's not a real name, he needs a new one

>>74105738
Not that guy but none of those were poor performances and I have no idea why you're pretending they are.
He fought Cormier on two days notice. Two days!

Cheeky tenner on Boetsch KO u/2.5

>>74105763
he needs a killers instinct

>>74105778
Miller is a better bet

For some reason I thought Dillon Danis was a manlet

>>74105945
The Manis is gonna take over MMA

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>DUDE MAGA LMAO

>>74105665
But Miesha has always had a very good chin. I maybe under estimated Nunes' power but I was surprised she got finished so quickly.

>>74106076
Struggling hard to make weight only made her more vulnerable to being BTFO so heavily
I bet on Nunes inside the distance so I was pleased, didn't necessarily think she would win so decisively if at all though. Watching it live I just felt like she was done altogether and had given up

>>74106076
I don't know if chin really matters when Nunes hits like a man. It's crushing power, she doesn't need to shut off the signals to your brain to knock you out if you get what I mean.

>>74105741
what is this haircut called

>>74097313
Tom Brady's whole gimmick is being a shit athlete who's god tier at fundamentals and reading offense while playing to his team's strengths.

>>74106182
Brady is a systems babby.

>>74105458
you really need to stop posting, all your posts are ridiculous

>>74105332
Reis is free money
Poirier p likely to win
Lentz is underrated

Was thinking about Anderoid but I saw yesterday that he said that he has no motivation to prove anything so..

>>74107086
he is a fucking idiot, I agree with you, but in this case he is correct

getting even odds on Silva vs an opponent who likes to swang n bang with blatant disregard for their own health is pretty ridiculous.

the fact that you can parlay Silva and Holly for +310 is pretty insane, considering those fighters being slight favourites would be entirely justified to most

>>74105945
how tall is he

>>74107148
6'1

>>74105332
>>74107134

betting on Miller would be a mistake

Jacare / Silva / Poirier is a strong bet

>>74107148
he just looks like a cholo though, so you'd think he'd be shorter than goobs

Is it okay to have more than one boy?

Least risk wise now are Reis, Poirier and Lentz I think

I'm kinda doubting Lentz since he might get DEC'd by this dagestan wrestler. But on a second thought now that just wrestlefucking doesnt win DEC's anymore Lentz should take it

Jacare has still a small chance of getting heemed(not likely tho)

>>74107210
Not in the same weight class

>>74107278
I'm covered then.

>>74107143
>getting even odds on Silva vs an opponent who likes to swang n bang with blatant disregard for their own health is pretty ridiculous.

Hello, newfriend.

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>>74107241
>Lentz

he's a wrestler fighting a dagestani wrestler tho
there's no reason for him to be a big favorite, Makhachev matches or exceeds his skill on the ground without a doubt
he's a underdog on all the bookies, in fact

>>74107324

do you actually believe that Derek fucking Brunson is going to beat Anderson Silva

>>74107333
Lentz is a judo guy, hes better at subs than makachev for sure

Lentz hung with Mendes for 3 full rounds buddy, hes p good

Makachev probally could take lentz down and hold him there, but if that wins the fight nowadays I doubt it

>>74107336
>do you actually believe that Yair fucking Rodriguez is going to beat BJ Penn
>do you actually believe that Francis fucking Ngannou is going to beat Andrei Arlovski

Dinosaurs are done friend

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Where did it go wrong?

>>74107336
I firmly believe that Brunson is fully capable of wrestlefucking Silva to a UD given that he's done it to guys with better TDD.

>>74107391
Yair and Frances are literally the best prospects of their divisions, both are among the most, if not being THE most dangerous strikers of their divisions and I've never seen either of them even hurt in a fight.

Derek Brunson has arguably the worst standup in the top 10 of his division and he has been heem'd multiple times. He does not move his head at all when he throws wild hooks. He rushes in from range with his head straight up and down.

Silva could not have picked a more winnable fight in the top 10. Brunson is going to get knocked the fuck out.

>>74107414
anderoid was /freemoney/ for a long time

>>74107430
I'll give you Francis, but Bektic is the best prospect in FW.

>Derek Brunson has arguably the worst standup in the top 10 of his division

Go watch his fights in Strikeforce and discover why Brunson used to be called the Blanket.

>>74107418
>I firmly believe that Brunson is fully capable of wrestlefucking Silva to a UD given that he's done it to guys with better TDD.

Oh, he has? You sure?

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>tfw worst treated champ in history

>>74107451
>Go watch his fights in Strikeforce and discover why Brunson used to be called the Blanket.

Go watch his fights in the UFC and discover why he's going to get knocked the fuck out by Anderson Silva lol

>>74107471
You really think that a fighter that has JW in their corner is going to not wrestlefuck Anderson Silva?

>>74107455
Brunson can definitely take Silva down

Can he keep taking him down for 3 rounds without getting heemd? not sure bout that

Honestly, compared to the shit we have been getting lately 208 looks better every day

>>74096766
Eh, that's a base way to look at it. Combat is the foundation of it, but each sport expresses strategy and tactics in its own way, which is interesting in its own right.

>>74107501
Hell, can he keep him down for 3 rounds without getting subbed? Anderson jitz is no joke, and his defence on the ground is phenomenal
DC landed but it took him a minute of posturing to get a few shots and Anderson chin is no joke, and no matter how you argue it Brunson is no DC

I think i'll put money on Andy but I am really not certain about the outcome

>>74107594
Brunson' ability to swarm is terrible for anderoid, but the thing is hes very sloppy when he does that and that is where anderoid excells at

We all know anderoid is a master counter striker I can def see him catching brunson

But I can also see brunson catching anderoid. TD threat is a real weapon

I dont think that this matchup is safe to bet on need to wait more, at least thats my take on it

>>74107495
Dude, it's not easy to take Anderson down. His standup is still unreal and his clinch game is still unreal. Brunson clinching up with Anderson will have to be very careful to not suffer too much damage which is literally Brunson's biggest weakness, he doesn't protect his fuckin head.
He's going to get heem'd. Brunson is not an elite fighter and Anderson has not fallen so far as to be beaten by guys that are not elite.

Like I said before, Anderson could not have picked a more winnable fight in the top 10. Brunson's striking is sloppy and his use of range and head movement is in the fucking gutter. Brunson's range game is charging forward with his head straight up and down

>>74107594

I would be surprised if Brunson could lay on Andy for three full rounds.

>>74104454
Tony would unironically rip his face off

>>74107707
Tony is incredibly hittable. If he gets past Khabib, he's getting knocked the fuck out.

>>74107628
jokes aside, what makes you think that Brunson can hit Anderson?

do you think he's going to catch him in the standup? or from the clinch?

>>74092144
>2/11: UFC 208 - Holm vs De Randamie
I will force myself to be hype and not one of you can stop me.

>>74107745
He could catch him from faking a takedown

>>74104454
>>74107729

I unironically think Tony would be a handful for Goober due to size and grappling and having a good chin.

RDA landed some bombs on him that I was surprised didn't rock him. Goober will undoubtedly have a speed advantage and he'll be able to land on Tony without question, but I don't think he would put him away easily. It'd be a tough fight.

>>74107757
>getting to watch a darkie sheem a blonde

honestly i'm already erect

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>>74107781
yeah, that sounds hot, but my girl holly will not lose [again, hopefully]!

>>74105300

>One of these two will be dropped from the title picture after their fight

mixed feels

>>74105741

tazzy saff

>>74092761
Implying MMA isn't just fighters feinting with the occasional punch landing.

>>74107876
If the winner manages not to get slept by dat left, he will get the loser as first title defense I presume

ubereem benching 425 back in the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8aKNunyjpY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKT0DWLdPLc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBYYUkW4uFA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkg5Sx-o1m8

must watch for casuals

>>74107391

Did people actually say these things? P sure I remember most people writing arlovski and penn off

>>74095703
>that slip and left to the body
>that speed
>the following KO

absolutely orgasmic

>>74107928
Oh for sure my man, especially Australia

>>74107927
let me give you the condensed version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf-Vw-HhzPY

>>74107953
theres a typo in the title m8

>>74095042
Who's the titty mosnter on the left?

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wat, when did 208 go from being literally not even FN tier to an okay looking ppv?

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>she won a fight

embarrassing

>>74107971
when they added Jacare and Glover

>>74107971

Casuals disagree with you cause Konga isn't there

>>74092668
I dislike the majority of sports, but I also don't really give a shit about any fighters who aren't talented. I'll watch them but I won't remember them or care about them.

>>74107971
It looks 206 esque, hopefully it will be just as spicy

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whens banana lads

>>74107983

I made a few posts about my gut saying Herrig would win

Made a few bucks on Niko + Herrig + KZ

>>74108030

In hindsight Herrig winning really isn't a shock. I mean she was fighting a 23 year old girl straight from Invicta. It was like the female version of Barberrena vs. Sage. Experience wins most of the time.

bob sapp vs overeem

also a must watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJj_6tnaEoc

>>74108030
sick parlay
>>74108050
Grasso won the 3rd round but was just too timid at the start. I think it wasn't an exciting fight, but was interesting because it showed Felice's striking.
I don't expect it to happen, but they should make Herrig vs Calderwood.

>>74108109
Grasso won the last minute of the third. 30-27 is entirely justified.

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>>74108109

Think Calderwood would merk her

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Good morning boys.


>>74108053

>>74108109
>Grasso won the 3rd round

Did she? Seemed like she didn't know or her corner didn't tell her she was down by 2 and needed the finish. Otherwise it looked like 30-27 to me. That was the worst fight she ever had and mostly cause she was just doing meme kicks whereas in previous fights she was more of a boxer and throwing in combos.

>>74108131

Nobody itt cares about your semen slurping sport tho

>>74108131
yep that was me how did you know

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>>74108053
how would this guy do vs bob sapp lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRKMX-_qB0s
skip to 4:30

>>74108125
1 of 3 judges agreed with you, so your opinion is at least 1/3rd reasonable.
>>74108129
Eh... Hard to say. Calderwood losing to Andrade doesn't count because Andrade is a man, and Calderwood beating Letourneau doesn't count cause Letourneau doesn't have a functioning liver.
I think Jojo vs Felice would be the perfect match.

>>74108129
Calderwood is one dimensional as fuck and Herrig is on that good BR shit. RNC in the second.

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>>74108162
>the one '''''''english'''''' champion lives in the united states

>>74108202
>Jojo vs Felice would be the perfect match.

Boring slugfest, winner doesn't really get anything. Felice says she either wants PVZ or Michelle next. Calderwood should fight Tecia Torres next.

>>74108233

What?

>>74108233
so does bas rutten

LMFAO

>>74108109
Grasso looked like she had no idea how to kick the entire fight. She was just aimlessly waving her feet around in the general direction of her opponent and was only slightly better with her fists. She definitely needs to work on her killer instinct.

>>74108269

She has a killer instinct, it's just that this fight she was somehow told to do more meme kicks, maybe she should go to a proper gym

>>74108297
>She has a killer instinct

Not her last two fights. Her boxing was all defensive.

>>74104653
Miller isn't going to outbox Poirier and everyone in this thread is underrating Islam against Lentz

I like Uncle Creepy though I just don't think I know his opponent so the odds being close is a bit worrysome

>>74108330

Well in Invicta, or maybe she got exposed like Aldana, either way she didn't look good at all.

>>74108356
>underrating Islam against Lentz

Lentz is the underdog

>>74104924
Literally laughed out loud at 2am
Could you be anymore of a pathetic cucky
This is why your women are getting pounded by black men are your government is in absolute shambles

>>74108376
Thank you captain burger. I am quite aware of the betting odds.

One person has mentioned him being grapplefucked and everyone else is talking about Lentz like he is a lock or will be able to win a decision as the one being taken down. But it makes sense, the vast majority of people here lose money weekly betting

>>74104884

Just say it's cause they're both brown and be done with it

>>74092668
MMA and football actually have scripted results of matches/games in common.

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>>74108142
http://mmadecisions.com/decision/7743/Felice-Herrig-vs-Alexa-Grasso

Yeah... I think it was a bit of a problem that people were telling Grasso that she did well against Heather Jo Clark (she didn't). It seemed like she came into this thinking that she should 'fight smart', instead of trying to do damage. I still think it was a great fight, though, not because it was exciting but because I just found it interesting...

>>74108450

You sound very sure of yourself lad. Fight could go either way imo, wouldn't bet on it though

>de Randamie by decision is only +10 better than de Randamie inside the distance

What.

>>74108473
I honestly can't tell if Rob Tatum is trolling or not.

>>74092761

Had you watched yesterday youd know.

>>74108421
u wot

>>74108513

>he's actually contemplating putting money on GDR

Not more than a tenner lad lol

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urwJGvbqAGw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urwJGvbqAGw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urwJGvbqAGw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urwJGvbqAGw

>>74108548
You watched Holm's last kickboxing fight, right?

>>74108559

Good thing this is MMA and not kickboxing :)

>>74108593
>holm is taking things to the ground
>gdr is taking things to the ground

it's like you've never watched either of them fight

>>74108238
>Felice says she either wants PVZ or Michelle next.
Those are both reasonable, but I am against them, and here's why:

Felice did lose to Paige, but since then Paige has a losing record. A rematch is pointless as long as Paige keeps losing. Why kick her when she's already down.

Waterson, however, is the former Invicta champ, and coming off a win over Paige, on big Fox, with like 6 Million people watching. Why on Earth would she fight Felice? Waterson would have nothing to gain and everything to lose by fighting Felice. It's a pointless match up.

This whole business of call-outs is for the birds. People have gone call-out crazy lately. Let the match makers do it. If a fighter wants to call someone out then that's fine, but it doesn't mean they should get the fight, and stop putting a mic in everyone's face and asking them to call someone out. I literally don't even know what the point of that is.

>>74108685
the match makers are suggestible retards, so she might as well make some noise and hope it sways them

>>74108685
>Waterson would have nothing to gain and everything to lose by fighting Felice. It's a pointless match up.

If Andrade is really the next title defense, then Waterman gets to pad her record on route to being the fight after that.

>Lewis is the favourite against Browne

FREE MONEY
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>>74108674

>He doesn't think it will be a clinch-fest

Lol bud watch more MMA.

>>74108734
Browne was losing to Meathead before he gave him the Liddell special

>>74108734

It's a pick 'em though pal. Would go all out on Travis Browne if I could. Black Beast is a meme fighter.

>>74108707
>the match makers are suggestible retards
So fire them? Bad match making wastes time and ruins stars.

>>74108759
WME have no idea what they're doing, clearly, if they did they wouldn't have let Joe Silva go

>>74108747
You realise that clinching is a thing in boxing and kickboxing, right?

>>74108751
Lewis is legitimately awful.

OH

MY

GOD

HE IS OUT COLD

>>74108766
As is Browne. Heavyweights.

>>74108685

You're thinking of things not from Felice's viewpoint, a win over Michelle puts her in title contention so it was a good call-out, plus I'm sure the rankings would now have her at #10

>>74108421

jeesuz chroist skippa

>>74108774

Contrary to popular belief Travis Browne isn't a bad fighter, it's just for the last 2 years he's been with Edmond who objectively ruins every fighter he works with. The Travis that KO'd Reem would destroy Black Beast in a heartbeat.

>>74108792
is the fighter named Travis Browne who fights in 2017 that guy? or is he the other guy?