/heem/

Too late shobsperg

Schaub

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SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

shit thread tbqh

Alexa "I threw the fight cause the Mexican cartel threatened my family" Grasso

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I'll never forget you guys when I make it to the UFC lads

>>74042965

Thanks. I worked hard to make it as horrible as I could

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Grasso might have lost but my dick still won during that shot of her laying down

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>>74042963
Go watch the fights lad. Skip OSP and Grasso.

What's your dream celebrity UFC fight?

Might never bet on another MMA fight ever again after those OSP and Grasso results.

Ok lads how much you make from betting on based KZ?

You did have faith in him and not believe that "muh ring rust" meme right?

>>74043007
Name one person who ever made money gambling.

>>74042990
>if this camera doot doesn't back up

>>74042999
Joe Rogan vs CM Punk

and don't act like you would get anything close to better than that IRC

>>74043020
nick papagiorgio

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>>74042999
Ted Cruz vs Barron Trump

>>74042975
this desu. those kicks were just idiotic.

>>74043025
*IRL

>>74042999
Alex Jones vs Cenk Uygur

>>74043020

Me :)

bye

>>74042999
Brock Lesnar vs. Alexa Grasso

>>74043015
I don't want to get addicted to gambling so I don't make bets or picks.

>>74043020
Me nigger

Literally been betting on NE Patriots spreads and Floyd Mayweather since 2004

>>74043041

That was the worst she ever looked, and it wasn't cause Felice was in any way better than her anywhere. At the last 10 seconds you could see she started to really fight but for 14 minutes it's like she was willingly losing. Something is going on! Sad!

>>74042999
Ngannou vs trump

>>74043020

Tito Ortiz betting on Nunes and himself

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>>74042999
Will Ferrell v Mike Goldberg

Are Irish people white?

Daniel Cormier always sounds like he's bordering on spilling his spaghetti

>>74043015
$250 on a $2 bet based on my other picks.

>>74043020
>Moneymaker
>Phil Helmuth
>Daniel Ngrannu
>Doyle Brunson

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>>74043020

>>74043118
could they win the boxing championship before 1905?

>>74043122

You coulda made $2500 if you had even the littlest of balls

>>74043015
Only put a cheeky 20 on him simply because i wanted to be interested in the main event

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>>74043120
alcoholic desu

>yfw Jung's name on score screen is Zombie

fucking kek

>>74043143
Wait, did BttF 2 predict Donald trump?

>>74042990
I would be happy to never see Nunes' face again

>>74043157
>The Guam Ghoul

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>>74043098
>Autism

>>74043188
>>74043193
wat

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>>74043193

Whatever happened to that Canadian poster who would always say...

Daily reminder that Liberalism is a mental disorder.

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>>74043237

>>74043227
>>74043227
wasnt me but its not like anyone needs a reminder about that these days

Glad everyone is stopping being pussies and betting dosh on ufc cards and not doing some silly tapology scam

the philipino mothman

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>>74043249

>>74043256

I win a lot in one card and then just give it all back in the next. There's no point.

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>>74043267

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Which episode is this

>>74042939
Once I start working and making money I'm going to gamble on fighters.... I know all about statistics and strengths of each fighter top 10 against who. I can do this shit with my autism let's work together heem

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>>74043284

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>>74043287

Did Joe and the boys do a fight companion?

Why would Dana and Co allow them to do it though? It stops people from hearing commericals and such.

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>>74043289

>>74043291
>Once I start working and making money I'm going to gamble on fighters

don't do it lad

>>74042999
Justin Bieber vs Chris Avila

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>>74043319

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r-r-remember me?

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>>74043287
Oh no I saved the thumbnail

>>74043300
Was it the Alex Jones ep? What happened to piss Joe off? He looks fed up

>>74042999

Zlatan Ibrahimovic vs. CM Punk

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>>74043321

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*wears guy fieri shirt*

>>74043291
Even as a coach and running in the same circle as some of the fighters i never feel safe enough placing money on fighters. to many moving pieces and variables to have a sustainable source of income. Every now and then there might be some undercard fight that are easier to scout and bet but the majority of major big name fights are probably not viable to bet on

>>74043345
its amazing how Nunes and Ansaroff are equally ugly

>>74043262
You know what doesn't make sense. They say the travel ban makes us more likely to get attacked. So even before trump did the travel ban we were attacked. Clearly it was because we weren't nice enough to the muslims.

We Americans should invite all these Muslim men to our homes. They can sleep in our beds fuck our wives,daughters, mothers, sisters and us nu males should sleep in the yard and be personal butlers to sand savages in our own personal homes. Only then will we be safe from Muslim terroristic attacks.

Maybe cause Germany is getting attacked and they are basically doing that opening the borders and even the government printing out phamplets of how to fuck German women.

Bless trump.

the level of autism in this thread is too high for me and im browsing 4chan at 6:40. le hilarious filename man fights against antiforce, protector of the purity of memes.

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>>74043327
Yeah you were hot for a week or so. Just like Grasso, Sage, PVZ and others. Heroes get remembered. But legends never die.

>>74043342
kill yourself.

>>74043353

You ain't no cover model yourself

>>74043373
he might be

>>74043356
kek goodnight Britbro

Wish I could sleep but being ill and shit I'm not at all tired

>>74043356
also be sure to bin that knife, pay your bedroom tax, and acquire a tv license

Just got home and I'm putting the fight night on now, could you direct me to the spicy bangers?

>>74043373
>>74043373
I am unironically more attractive than them. That being said I have not been with a woman for a very long time but that is a different story entirely

>>74043046
This would be great

>>74043352

I only ever bet on two fighters I've seen fight separately but once every now and then I get dumb and just throw money on memes, hypetrains, and people I know aren't all that good.

If you stay disciplined, not get greedy and trust your instincts you can profit significantly.

>>74043330
no nigger Alex Jones is based

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C O C C S U C C A S

>>74043401

Spiciest fight was Angela Hill vs. Andrade, then watch the main event.

Worst fights:
OSP one
Grasso one

They both lose, so just skip those. Everything else was alright.

Marcel, TKZ, Andrade/Hill win the bonuses

>>74043421
conor mcgregor is bad

This is the worst general on spee.

>>74043438

t.scatspammer

>>74043330
It was a fight companion. Eddie started making some stoner talk about how the space never changes despite the fact we are always moving and how come we don't see new shit every night considering how fast we move and ect. but he made some stupid talk about flat earth sit earlier so Joe just wasn't ready to deal with it.

I understand Eddies point. But he doesn't realize even though we are traveling so fast the distance of space in between new points is legit nothing. It's like saying how come a cheetah runs so fast it isn't in California when it's done running in New Jersey in 1 minute.

Speed is relative to the area of space to cover. And we ain't going fast enough to get anywhere remotely different. We are on the slowest snail trying to go down the street.

>>74043438
There's a general for some online soccer management game.

>>74043426
Cheers

>>74043429

Poor James Vick :(

Andrade gets the title shot according to dana. he thinks the Ozdemir/OSP fight was wrongfully booed.

>>74043452

you're welcome

Dana admonishing crowd

>>74043454
Blaydes is going to literally whip 10 niggas out of the ring.

>>fuck you go to reddit

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>>74043456

I'm her biggest fan and I wasn't all that impressed with her performance. I think Joanna will beat her :(

Feed KZ to Jeremy Stephens

Can we call her Andrade 18 or would that be super gay?

UFC South Korea
Korean Zombie
Doo Ho Choi
Dong Hyun Kim

What do you guys think?

>>74043446
He's one of the reason why this place sucks.

>>74043472
will be a good fight either way

>>74043485
as long as KZs wife is there its good to go

>>74043492

I will bet on her for sure.

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>>74043342
Memesperg is borne

>>74043020
Dan Bilzerian

>>74043459
Not you penis

>>74043477
i'll do it

>>74043490
>retired fighter meme poster derailing every thread
>repeat the same post 3 or 4 times every thread and get no (you)s but keep doing it
>thread wars

its not just the scat poster, which is probably also the schaub poster or the thread wars guy

>>74043507
wtf bruuu

>tfw literally met Uncle Dana today at Discovery Green
>took a picture with him
>tfw want to post the picture for my heem bros but then i remember thid is 4chan

sucks that there's so many edgy faggots here but it was pretty cool to meet the man himself in the flesh.

>>74043472
Believe in your girl lad. She's going to hire Joannas old coaches.

>>74043521
M8...

>>74043476
Jeremy Stephens is a tall order for KZ. He might get BTFO and get murdered RDA style.

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>>74043430
SAY THAT SHIT TO ME AFTER YOU DONE SOME GORILLA BISCUITS, COCCSUCCA, THEN WE'LL SEE WHO THE REAL HARD MOTHAFUCCA HERE IS

Reminder that Bermudez woulda won if he wasn't so chinny.

>>74042986

Once you get CTE you will.

>>74042986
I hope you throw monster energy cans at Mexicans. Godspeed lad.

>>74043535

i think this applies to 78% of fights but ok

has anyone ever come out to the Mortal Kombat theme song?

WHEN JEREMY STEPHENS WAS LURKIN THEY THREW FUCKIN DENIS BERMUDEZ ON HIM

OH DENIS IS AVAILABLE

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Post HWs who got heemed by welterweights. I'll start with an easy one.

>>74043558
I'm pretty certain they have yeah

>>74043558

I would come out to guile's theme music if I knew how to fight.

>>74043558
Did someone tonight do that? I missed the fight...

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>>74043570

>>74043421
Is that joint?

post gr((ASS))o

>>74043588

>post meme fighter who lost

Nope!

>>74043588
Can i post my gf? She looks lile grasso.

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>>74043588

>>74043596
I wanna see

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>>74043591
Ill do it for you then FAGGOT

>Adam Milstead's knee
Fuck

>>74043597
Why don't they wear make up in the octagon?

Looks groce.

>>74043609

>Why don't they wear make-up before getting punched in the face?

Are you autistic dude?

>>74043610
That jaw looks unheemable.

>>74043610
Could be a dance music group from the mid 90s

>>74043619

DC's jaw?

>>74043627
Black lady.

>>74043627
Byrant's

>>74043615
nah dude they have waterproof make up dude that doesn't smudge dude

>>74043523
Just post it. I promise i wont meme you, friend.

Best general on /sp/

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>>74043597

>>74043643

Stop posting this meme fighter who lost

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>>74043523
i met a famous person too and im not scared to post it

>>74043485
Kang and Yang are both usually pretty spicy so they'd be good on the undercard.

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>she will never clit fuck you in the ass

>>74043662
>you just know

>>74043662
Have the right wingers accepted traps?

>>74043678
alex was exploring all of his dimensions

>>74043662

I would floor you with a jab

anyone watching pancrASSe?

>>74043662

Jones is THICC

i will forever buy monster now that i know grASSo drinks them too

>>74043707
Link?

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Lads I'm only 5'11.5 but when I was taking a piss I notice I was standing far above the toilet and it made me wonder how a guy like Stefan Struve pisses in a normal toilet without it splashing all over the place. What are your thoughts on this, does Struve have a special toilet for tall people?

>>74043707
Is big chin Rin fighting?

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so is anyone gonna ps a dick into this or what

>>74043725
he talked about this in an interview and said he usually sits down

>>74043738
Her eyes are too close together, you all know it's true.

>>74043720

ufc.tv

>>74043731

No

Are people just trying to get to the waifufags or do they seriously think Grasso ate a horrible loss?

>>74043662
Which one are you?

>>74043738

Grow up loser

>>74043535
He's been chinny his whole ufc career, yet he still kept winning somehow.

>>74043738
I will put my dick in your wet butthole.

>>74043535

Reminder that Bermudez woulda won if he didn't lose

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>>74043738
>freeze time
>fuck Alexa's hot mouth
that would be the life

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>>74043811

>>74043838
Suck my dick. I know you wonna.

>>74043811
>freeze time
did quick rundowns gone so far?

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>>74043811
I like you dino guy, I see you post this picture a lot and I just want to say I appreciate it.

*roars autistically*

>>74043845
MAKE ME

MAKE ME

MAKE. ME.

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>>74043873
I like you too m8

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>>74043891

Who else used to be able to predict every fight with a good track record but has been getting 90% of fights wrong in the past 6 months, is competition getting closer or am i just getting more casual?

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What THE fuck is this guys problem

Fighters who wouldn't fall for Conor's mental assault

>Stephen Thompson
>Tyron Woodley
>Dominick Cruz
>Sage Northcutt
>Khabib Nurmagomedov
>Tony Ferguson
>RDA
>Nate Diaz
>Nick Diaz
>Max Holloway
>Anthony Pettis
>Cody Garbrandt
>Frankie Edgar
>Mike Perry
>Jeremy Stephens
>Donald Cerrone
>Jorge Masvidal
>Robby Lawler
>GSP

>>74043962
tyrone already has fallen for it you goof

>>74043936
Ive been getting one wrong every fight.
I just want one 100%

>>74043873
>>74043904

autists

>>74043962
Cody, Mike, Jeremy, Donald,and tyrone for sure would.

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>Tyrone

>>74043972
>>74044017
Nope

Tyron is calm and collected

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>>74044019
>say his name right guyzzz

Dana White is a psychedelic vampire.

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>>74044026
>IMMA GO FERGUSON ON YOU DAWG
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Calm and collected

LMAO, BOI, SPITSHINE MY DICK

>>74044041
>what is intimidation?

OSP is shit lads.

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>pay attention to me please

>>74044026

This.

>>74044051
he may have arguably won rounds 2/3 but he deserves to lose the decison, he looked like shit tonight against an unranked opponent

Hill vs. Andrade is FOTY :)

>>74044026
You mean
>bool, balm and bollected

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>>74044050
He sounded intimidated indeed.

>The 170 champion feeling intimidated by a 145 pasty, tattooed, Irish manlet

LMAO, WHAT A DORK!!

>>74044067
THAT was good.
OSP a shit though.

hey pussy are you still there?

>>74044066
Underperforming is not the same as a loss!
It's people like you who think Jon Jones looked like shit against OSP!

rewatching the card and I think Bec Wyatt should get another chance. Maybe make her go up in weight but Torres is a beast at the weight class and if you can't outmuscle her and take her down and lie on top of her, you're going to lose a lopsided decision.

>>74044091

Most his losses are just him giving up after 2 minutes and then trying to win in the last 2.

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WE'RE OPEN 24 HOURS BABE

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So easy to bait

>>74044094
>Jon Jones looked like shit against OSP!

He did, even though he won, he should have finished him off and been more aggressive.

>>74044092
YOU THINK I'M JUST GOING TO STAND THERE AND LET YOU KILL ME, JON?

>>74044105
Lazy as fuck 2bh.

>>74044127
Jones had the biggest fight of his career riding on that fight!
To expect him to not fight like Jon Jones would be ridiculous!

Wait Tecia Torres is a lesbian? I just assumed that was a meme because every wmma fighter gets accused of that. Had no idea that she was actually dating Pennington. When did that become known?

FOOK NATE

FOOK NICK

FOOK THE DIAZ BROTHERS

AND IF WANNA BE DOWN WITH DIAZ BROTHERS

DEN FOOK YOU TOO

>>74044139
a few months ago

>>74044144

>months

It's been almost a year now

>>74044139
do you think they lick eachothers buttholes all the time or just after they shower?

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>The ugly, physical and mental manlet weakling is back

Kek.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2325414/Men-physically-strong-likely-right-wing-political-views.html

https://www.indy100.com/article/right-wing-people-are-better-looking-than-those-on-the-left-study-claims-7521301

I run this general.

Reminder that I could physically dominate any Canadian in this thread.

Lads, the next best thing since wMMA
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BLJ4lTiAtZI/?taken-by=kadyrov_95
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BLJ9XAFAMLB/?taken-by=kadyrov_95

>tfw won my parlay
Feels good

>>74044149
They probably don't do anything. They're lesbians. One goes back to their abusive ex-boyfriend within a year and the other falls into deep depression.

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>>74044154
I am 6'0" 225lbs with a 1125lb powerlifting total; could you?

>>74044167

whatd you have

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>>74044154
what about these canadians?

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>>74044154
What about a pooskin immigrant who just LIVES in Canada?

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>Cerrone will never be champion

>>74044171
I'd put you to sleep in gi.

>>74044165
That's fucking disgusting

>>74044177
Andrade/price/ramos

Even told some guys here to do thus bet hope they listened lmao

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Can't touch this

>>74044189
I just thought it was funny because anons were arguing about where the limit is if they're going to allow women fight. Dogs, Kids?
Have to go find some cage dog fights now.

>>74044213
How can you sit there being a smug cunt when you just watched sanctioned fights between children?
That's not even remotely comparable to letting grown women fight each other. Goddamn.

>>74044213
>anons

It was just the Serbian sperg making this "argument"

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younger dyke hair cut nunes was cute

How much did you fellas profit today?
Betting account from 25 to 117 myself

>>74044231
Roids really make a number on girls faces.

>>74044236

Was up $150 then it all went down to $0 cause of Ovince and Grasso.

>>74044236
i saved 50 dollars cause i bitched out of my trujillo bermudez parlay and told some other poor anon to do it (lol)

>>74044238

>Le everything is roids

Wish you fat arm-chair bums would just visit a gym for like even 2 months

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Told you chumps to drain the swamp on James Vick.

Why is Anthony Johnson's face so large and circular?

>>74044236
$0 but having fun drinking beers and watching fights with my /heem/ bros = priceless

>>74044260
He's the real Moonman
Quite ironic IIDSSM

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>>74044219
Kids are competing in boxing, jiu jitsu, and all other type of shit and you're shitting yourself over this shit? I don't even care for it. Kids are awful at everything.

>>74044171
Nah c'mon man, I'm just kidding. Take it easy. For real though, I'd fuck you up.

>>74044251
I don't say she's on steroids based on her physique or performance, it's just common sense.

>>74044269
Whatever then you misanthropic faggot, put your kid in a sport where someone can sit on his chest and punch his face into the fucking mat and then let's see what you have to say.

>>74043585
no, that's a gum

>>74044275

You said because of her face, you're acting as if fighters don't do something called aging

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>>74044111

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>>74044277
People do it all the time, everywhere. Kids playing hand egg getting concussions, Fucking up their joints in BJJ and wrestling. Even in non violent sports parents are pushing their kids to risk their bodies. Im not saying its right, but why are you so ass blasted over this?

>>74044321
I was miffed because I thought you were defending it, but you've either backtracked hard or I misunderstood you so it's all good. I just think sanctioned kid on kid violence is messed up man, those are forming brains.

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lads do you think this why Stipe likes being a fireman?
https://twitter.com/NYCFireWire/status/826173436410068992/video/1

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>>74044270

>>74044321
>>74044326

i think this is why I'd put out the extra money into having my kid play hockey. I'm not a fan of the sport but if they learn a bit of awareness and focus on certain aspects then they have little chance of long term damage if they don't want to be some speedster fuck.

>>74044326
Im not defending it. Like i said, i dont care for children in sport. Their bodies and minds are underdeveloped. I don't see anything out of having kids competing in sports. It's like that video of khabib wrestling a bear.

>>74044269
I'd heem both these "fighters"

>>74043962

>Stephen Thompson - Wouldn't fall
>Tyron Woodley - Already broke
>Dominick Cruz - Would crack
>Sage Northcutt - Would crack
>Khabib Nurmagomedov - Would crack
>Tony Ferguson - Would crack
>RDA - Already broke
>Nate Diaz - Wouldn't fall
>Nick Diaz - Wouldn't fall
>Max Holloway - Wouldn't fall
>Anthony Pettis - Would crack
>Cody Garbrandt - Would crack
>Frankie Edgar - Would crack
>Mike Perry - Would crack
>Jeremy Stephens - Would crack
>Donald Cerrone - Already admitted be broke
>Jorge Masvidal - Would crack
>Robby Lawler - Would crack
>GSP - Would crack

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>>74044377
>last day when you were seen alive

>Andrade's Pre-UFC Fights (Incomplete)

1. Andrade vs. Borges - Sagaz Combat (2011)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r1ryghcJMg

3. Andrade vs. Novaes - Nitrix Champion Fight 11 (2012)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rlm9oYNB4So

6. Andrade vs. Yankovich - Bitteti Combat 12 (2012)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCiS1fEGJ1M

8. Andrade vs. Silva - Heavy Fighting Championship 2 (2012)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27r4ojr-nh4

9. Andrade vs. Maia - Samurai FC 9 (2012)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO0eI0tzX7Y

11. Andrade vs. Dudieva - ProFC 47 (2013)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx3XrJpjmyU <= Better footage on Fight Pass

>>74043962
Goobs would live so deep in Khabib's head, he'd need to get his mail redirected.

>>74044395
Wait, they Russian kids?

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Lads, UFC 208 is upon us:

Will Miller beat Poirier and make another title run?
Will Glover get KO'd again for coming back too soon?
Will Jacare submit Tim, or will he get Boetsch'd?
Will Anderson finally retire if he get's heem'd?
Will Holly's loss solify herself as a one hit wonder?

>>74044414
Will Glover is Danny Glover's half-brother m8.

>>74044420
Has to the stupidest joke I've laughed at

>>74044428
>>74044420
>>74044414
hey funboys get a room

>>74044236
on who you bet

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Now the zombie card has settled who is /freemoney/ on this ufc 208 card

Women's Featherweight Holly Holm vs. Germaine de Randamie
Middleweight Anderson Silva vs. Derek Brunson
Middleweight Ronaldo Souza vs. Tim Boetsch
Light Heavyweight Glover Teixeira vs. Jared Cannonier
Lightweight Dustin Poirier vs. Jim Miller
Welterweight Randy Brown vs. Belal Muhammad
Flyweight Wilson Reis vs. Ulka Sasaki
Lightweight Nik Lentz vs. Islam Makhachev
Flyweight Ian McCall vs. Jarred Brooks
Heavyweight TBA vs. Marcin Tybura
Welterweight Ryan LaFlare vs. Roan Carneiro
Featherweight Phillipe Nover vs. Rick Glenn

>>74044489
>Not posting the betting odds
Dunno m8

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>>74044513

>>74044489
>>74044513
I think a Lentz/Reis parlay is sure free money, my bookie hasnt published the odds yet so not sure whos the underdog

Holy holm probally would win too but dont

>>74044520
I'd take Jim Miller and Cannonier.

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>>74044513
>>74044520
>>74044529
Might do an Anderoid/Lentz/Reis parlay

what you guys think? Tb h im trying to do the safest best

>>74044489
wow cannonier gets glover

if he wins, fuck bader, cannonier is a much welcome substitute for him. would have put cannonier versus krylov or latifi before tex

>>74044541
3 person parlay is not a safe bet no matter what you choose, do the top 2 you think will win if your intent or parlaying or just do straight bets.

>>74044392

Thompson was shook by elenburgers trash talk and hes triggered by "le rayciss explosive" man

>>74044556
yeah but straight bets deliver no money my man

Hence why I said ''safest'' not ''safe''

Lentz is p underrated. Reis is p good. I think people are overrating Brunson the dude keeps losing to top competition

>>74044489

Hands down face up flying meme hooks man is going to be the last highlight of Andersons career.

Poirer and jacare """should""" win.

>>74044566
Boetsch has a puncher' chance but jacare delivers no money at all, same for porier

Im trying to mainly bet on lowkey prelim fighters who are actually better than people think

>>74044562
yeah id do a straight on silva,a little money is better than no money, my advice would be to do some 2 person ones. Especially in MMA its hard enough to even win those but you can try. Reis poirer souza and maybe teixeira would be my hail mary parlay.

>>74044541
I really don't know much about either of those guys but I won on Andrade/Price/Torres and Ramos thanks to u.

>>74044601
No problem my man

Felt p good waking up this morning. I'm going to do more research on these dudes i'll keep you posted

poirer silva and maybe holm are the choices for this card any way you slice it, don't fall that -600 odds bullshit leave those alone

>>74044609
I'll do the same thru the week bro, we gon get dat ez moni mayne

>>74044489
Glenn is the only fighter I have confidence to win in the prelims. McCall's been gone forever and a huge favorite.

I would do Reis/Poirier/Souza


If I was trying to be clever I'd do Muhammad/Cannonier/Glenn

but that's a bit too obvious

>>74044630
its kinda funny how holm is the underdog when the last opponents germaine has faced have no ufc win even with a combined record

>>74044670
Maybe bookies have better insights than what a few clicks on Tapology can tell you

>>74044684
ive never seen randamie fight, is actually a munster or just some stupid meme boxer

>>74044670
she lost to a muay thai fighter and is fighting the best muay thai fighter she's faced

I could see holly winning by boring decision very easily.

>>74044684
>assuming ive never watched her fight
h-how dare you

[spoiler]lmao who watches wmma anyway right[/spoiler]

>>74044686
powerful for the division but technique is overrated and usually bullrushes to win decisions.

Not sure if you've ever seen cyborg lose a muay thai fight but she fights mma like cyborg does when she's losing a muay thai fight. a bunch of frantic and useless knees.

>>74044694
The weird thing about that is I know I've seen GDR fight, but I just can't remember it for the life of me.