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never book a brit-rock-pop-cuck-band play the HT show ever again, please.
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>Literally got cucjed on stage by a herd of nigs

Well done, brits
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how the fuck did they not play yellow? what were they thinking? it's literally the only reason anyone even knows them.
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>>65472108
They were as bad as everyone thought they would be. I was hoping gwyneth paltrow was gonna get on stage tho
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>>65472864

Yellow and Fix You are there only songs that aren't Top 40 meme tier.
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ITT /mu/
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coldplay was the best part of that halftime show. which isn't saying much bruno mars and beyonce are shit. but of the 3 coldplay was the best musically. bruno mars was especially shit he hasn't had a new song in several years that was pretty embarrassing.
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>>65473236
>coldplay was the best part of that halftime show

but that's literally wrong. the entire HT show was shit, but coldplay was by far the worst. they seemed completely out of place.

and what the fuck was up with chris martin's "tan"? JUST
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>>65473365
coldplaly was the by far the best act. bruno mars played a shit played out song, that's not even a fully realized song more of a sound bite that got played out 5 years ago. it was embarassing they brought them back out because they're supposed to be a good performer but the dancing was shit and there was no imagination... obviously it's a 5 year old routine. Same with beyonce i can't even remember what she did... regardless it doesn't matter because she's completely lost her figure and looks like a square. She has no flexibility and is a really shit dancer so there was nothing there to even look at let alone listen to. Coldplay opened up with 3 or 4 of their hits in a montage format so you could at least hear some music. Coldplay are good performers and were professional the other 2 were very lazy and sloppy. no need for you to reply you have shit taste.
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>>65473665
literally the entire world disagrees with you, but sure go ahead and keep believing your cuckold opinion. dumb reddit faggot.
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I couldn't even hear the singing. Dear fucking god whoever was controlling the sound boards needs to be banned for life from ever touching one again

Acoustics were garbage too. Horrible half time show in general.
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>giving a shit about the halftime show

and didn't bruno do it last year? the fuck did they feel the need to bring him back for
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>>65472108
Don't judge Britain by these guys pls

We have given the world a lot of great music.

I thought nfl halftime was supposed to be hype anyway? Get you all geared up for the second half?

Who the fuck thought booking Coldplay would do that?
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>>65472108
ay, and maybe while were at it we can stop booking whores whos entire career is based shaking their shitstained asses like strippers to dance around half naked for an audience full of children
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>>65473665
You don't know anything about dance bro
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>>65473665

>Beyonce
>Shit dancer, "square", no flexibility (?)

lel, you sound like you're a 14 year old faggot calling out his friends for not liking "REEL MUZIK!!!!"
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>>65473753
katy perry performed last year. and it was actually pretty good.

this year will easily go down as possibly the worst HT show in history.
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>>65473698
I thought I was the only one, what the fuck was that

They couldn't get a direct line from Chris Martin's mic to the live feed? Not once?
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>>65473936

That's because Katy Perry is a literal goddess with a great voice

She put a lot of effort into her halftime show and people aren't going to forget about it for a long time because of the sharks and shit, all Coldplay did was get upstaged by a fat aging nigress and Bruno Manlet
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>>65473698
na its not the soundman, its the fact that these bands suck shit without having their wailing hyperproduced in a studio for months
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Apparently Coldplay is popular in America. Maybe if America produced any music these days that isn't niggers talking about how many white women they fuck, or Megan Trainor telling you it's okay to be fat you could book them. Fingers crossed.
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>>65473936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPIiaSnYV5E
This was the worst, killed their career.
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Lady Gaga actually knocked the anthem out of the park (outside of that short annoying bit where she threw in some gratuitous inflections)
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>tfw no halftime sharks
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>>65472864
Yellow really isn't a get amped up type of song...

>>65473236
>Being this retarded
Coldplay was VERY underwhelming
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>>65473965
>>65474013
>these cucks don't know the music is recorded in advance
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>>65474120

>Yellow isn't a get amped up type of song
>But Viva La Vida is
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>>65473997
it was designed that way. white music has been nothing but low energy talentless betagarbage for the last 8 years, while negro and particularly chick music has been high energy aggressive and very well produced.

its the anti-white racist record labels who are picking the bands in this way for social engineering purposes to make whites look pathetic and the sainted minorities and women to look strong
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>>65473753
They probably realized Coldplay wasn't that good and felt like they needed someone else to spice it up...

Rainbow lights and some dancing umbrella flowers don't really reach the magnitude of what the Superb Owl half time show should be
Katy Perry's was great
Bruno Mar's halftime show was good
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tbqh family I enjoyed only the Bruno Mars part, the Beyonce and Coldplay parts could hardly be made out.
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>watching the halftime show

You big stupid. What are you a lady or something?
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>not booking lady gaga and metallica to do a duet of enter sandman with emnime walking on and off the stage to do rippity raps
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>>65474158
Yellow is a slow paced love song, dude...

At least Viva La Vida has some tempo to it.

Honestly, Coldplay probably wasn't the best decision to have for the halftime, but they gave it a shot. Didn't Coldplay have dancing monkeys and shit in some of their other performances? I'm surprised they didn't do something along those lines. Their performance really needed somethiing like that
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>>65474108
she was literally the only good thing out of this entire night
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>you'll never watch Katy Perry's perfect breasts jiggle while she performs a halftime show again
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>>65473106
wow i entirely agree, i legit like those songs and every other coldplay song i've heard is like a limp dick

>>65472108
i do not like coldplay or bruno mars or beyonce but i thought it was a 9/10 halftime show fampai. they all performed well and it seemed short and it didn't piss me off. best one i've seen behind prince and janet jackson's titty
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muse should do it next year.
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>>65474281
they should have opened with yellow and closed with fix you (a REAL rendition of fix you).

including guest performers was a disaster. but that might have been pepsi's idea.
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>>65474314
They didn't even play the best parts of Clocks or Viva la Vida
I don't understand

They should have played Lost!, that would have hyped up the crowd
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>>65472828
coldplay is the bernie sanders of pop music?
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>>65474300
>hurr i liked her ht show cause muh dick
fucking dickears
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>not booking green day to sing basket case duet with taylor swift while pherlle wiliiams segways into happy
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Didn't mean to reply to anything
I'm drunk
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coldplay makes the worst music ever and I hated hearing that garbage in SSX 3
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>>65474357
>viva la vida
>thinking anything after rush of blood is good

plebected
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>>65474408
I didn't mean to reply to you, friend
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USA is the most cucked country in the world

All of the top artists in the USA are British and Canadian
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>>65474425
pleb
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>>65474206
*tips tinfoil fedora*
>>>/pol/
>>>/x/
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>>65474357
because the whole point of them being there was to make white people look pathetic and whiney
while the superawesome sheboon stripper and bootlip hippityhop looks strong and energetic.

this tactic is used so much today in music its disgusting
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>tfw you will never see a good rock band play the superb owl ever
>the closest we'll probably ever get is a meme tier hipster band that chants lyrics
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>>65474443
You didn't get quads so you're a pleb
go listen to Sunn O))) and jerk off on your robe
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>>65474494
lol
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A LIGHT GOES OUT AND I TINK A BIT

TICKING WALLS
AND MOVING CLOCKS

FEELING

AAAHH YOUUUU OUUUU OUUUU OUUUUUU

ARRRRRREEE
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>not booking radiohead and bjork to do paranoid android duet while mc ride screams at people
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>>65474480
That just sucks. I hate this "black lives matter" shite
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>>65474505
damn...
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>>65474428
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STAY TUNED FOR A SPECIAL HALFTIME SHOW WITH SONIC AMBIEN FEATURING GUESTS JAMES BROWN COVER BAND AND BLACK SEIZURE LADY WITH LARGE ASS
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>have brit band perform
>they don't even do a bowie tribute
>not one fucking song

the fuck?
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Didn't they already have black booty lady as halftime show? Why did manlet show up again
didn't coldplay pay alot of money to get half-time show
Weird
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>>65474630
>coldplay
>bowie tribute

coldplay can't play for shit m8
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>>65474636
manlet played 2 years ago

i think beyonce played like 3-4 years ago.

the HT show is run by pepsi. they most likely didn't have faith in coldplay carrying the show on their own.
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>>65474526
Taylor Swift is cute. CUTE!
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>that feel when wanted to impregnate Lady Gaga as soon as she popped up at the beginning and didn't look like a mannequin from an 80s movie set in a cyberpunk future
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At least Lady Gaga did a good job with the national anthem. Everyone at my house got misty.
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>>65474661
>bowie will never come back to life to sing lets dance and modern lvoe at the superb owl while dressed in a yellow pimp suit
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>>65474680
if only she had a cute little dick, she would be perfect.
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Coldplay was a strange choice. They weren't terrible, just not what I want for the halftime show. I'd prefer if they just stuck to old rock gods like Springsteen with guest appearances from the pop flavour of the year.
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>>65474670
Crazy
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>hur dur xD

The fact you have Brits playing at all in the NFL shows how cucked USA is. Where are your American bands? Why is the Red, White and Blue from the Union Flag now the Stars and Stripes?

Fuck sake, USA. USA is the worlds No.1 superpower, it's common sense for USA bands to play in other meme countries like the UK, but to let UK play in USA at the biggest sporting event of the year?

Come on now. Have some self respect.
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>>65474630
Why would you create a somber feeling during the 50th super bowl? A milestone game... A game where there is supposed to be a celebratory feel to it
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>>65474737
>80's bowie

into the trash, friendo.
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>>65474738

Anon that's weird, Taylor is a pretty girl with a beautiful voice
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>>65474740
The acts pay to be in the owl because they reap huge download dosh afterward. Rock gods don't need to bother with that shit. Expect more of the same
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>>65474738
Sorry, futa fag. She's only for boring, hetero, vanilla fags like me.
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>defending coldplay
>ever
Soft rock yacht-core at its finest.

Pic related, their major stylistic influence
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>>65474770
>Britcucks

Fuck off back to Sweden faggot.
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>>65474800
Really? Well shit.
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list of rock bands who would have brfo the half time show
1.metallica
2.foo fighters
3.green day
4.white stripes
5.guns and roses
6.bon jovi
7.aerosmith
8.nine inch nails (left field wild card pick)
9.system of a down
10. fall out boy (i guess)


the last band on the planet that should play a superb owl

1.COLDPLAY
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>>65475018
guns n roses are finally getting back together this year right? they should be a shoe-in for next year.

unless axl OD's himself.
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>>65474770
U2 played the year of 9/11 and that is one of the best known halftime shows ever. The rolling stones, and Paul McCartney have done it too off the top of my head.
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>>65475117

>U2

HELLO
E
L
L
O
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>>65474879
What you on about you bum jabber?

USA got cucked by Britbongs. Don't be mad, be happy your meme country had 5 mins of relevance in the world. I'll just enjoy the benefits, NHS and your society of "I didndu nuffin imma good boi". I get to watch UK burn it's last remains of relevance, pride and purpose to the ground, while enjoying everything your country worked hard to get in the first place.

not gonna tell where from, you'll just throw some /int/ memes at me or /pol/ crap.

Enjoy.

>>65475018
Yet you still got cucked by Britbongers. Rofl.
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>>65475018
>6.bon jovi
>7.aerosmith
>8.nine inch nails (left field wild card pick)
>9.system of a down
Those are all terrible picks

You have to choose a performer that...
1. has enough content to put on a show
2. Isn't abrasive to anyone
3. Good performers
4. Recognizable at a glance
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>>65475062

Axl Rose is fat and can't sing anymore.
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>>65475175

Taylor Swift
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>>65475175
Also

5. Relevant (Not necessarily popular or in style)
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>>65475018
>>65475175
Fuck me we need a Foo Fighters half time show
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>>65475192
Yeah

I'd bet A LOT of money she will play Superb Owl 51 or 52
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>>65474120
Coldplay isn't a get amped kind of band
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>>65475175
bon jovi and areosmith are legends you dumb shit kid, also i belie in reznor, i know he got this.

just sing this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw
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They should have just had MC Hammer play. That's what it sounded like. The dancing was the same too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O01knIMTEpY
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If they were doing british bands they could have brought out Muse instead. They have a lot of high energy songs that could have amped up the crowd more than Coldplay and possibly more recognizable songs.
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>>65475224
No way. She hates Katy Perry and knows there's no way she could top Katys performance.
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>>65474108
>getting a Brit to sing the American national anthem

The fuck
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>>65475276
Aerosmith already did a halftime show and they aren't relevant

Bon Jovi made an appearance. I guess he would be an ok person to have but there are many other choices before him.
His ship has kind of sailed for a super bowl half time show, man.
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>>65475333
Or Arctic Monkeys
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>>65475018
Cringeeeeeeeeeee

Holy fuck are you 14?

I'm actually amazed at how hard I cringed I actually looked away from my screen
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>>65475377
>relevant,

oh go fuck yourself its about putting on a good show you faggot
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>>65475357
You don't think that after that shit halftime show, whoever is organizing next year's show isn't throwing a shit ton of money into it to make up for this year?

Money talks.

And to Taylor Swift especially.

I don't blame her. She knows what she and her people are worth.
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>>65475018
Its like some executive went "He whats that band that kids love? That one that sings about monkeys, lets get those fellows"
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>>65475403
They suck live so bad now
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>>65475422
go to sleep chris
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>>65475403
>Arctic Monkeys

FUCKING WHO?

THIS ISN'T LOLLAPALOOZA SHIT LORD
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>tfw no janelle monae
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>>65475357

>Knows there's no way she could top Katy Perry's performance

u wot bruv
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>>65475424
>its about putting on a good show you faggot

No it's not. That is not THE ONLY criteria.
They have to be recognizable and relevant otherwise noone would give a shit and tune in. And when people don't tune it, you lose money.
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Hatsune Miku for Superbowl 51? I think so
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>>65475470
she is so damn fine. i loved her in that pepsi HT preview.
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How has AC/DC not done a Superbowl halftime yet?
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>>65475549

>Look her up
>She has a pompadour that would put Elvis' to shame

fucking what
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>>65475611
she also thinks she's a robot sometimes
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>>65475448
I'm not Chris
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poor chris
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>>65475650
It looked like he was crouched over the entire time to make Bruno not feel bad about being a midget.
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Was it not completely obvious everyone was lip synching?

>mfw Chris Martin repeatedly pulled the mic away from his mouth and his voice track kept going way longer than could be explained by latency
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>>65475164
You're clearly a Polak or Bulgarian.

I'll rest easy knowing you just got back from a night shift at a shitty factory for 7 quid an hour, and I know there's a 95% chance I'm right.
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>>65473236
Bait
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>stadium goes black
>camera flashes everywhere as idiots take pictures of the dark
>opening riff to Enter Sandman
>crowd goes nuts
>Metallica burts onto stage with a wall of fire and sparks behind them
>belt out first verse of Enter sandman and chorus, then fade into an extremely shortened version of Creeping death
>"Ladies and gentlemen, Taylor Swift!"
>transition into a taytay song
>next song has Metallica playing background on another taytay song
>ends with shortened of Nothing else Matters with Hetfield and taytay singing duet.
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>>65475689
the band looked like they were playing rock band

the whole thing was a fucking disaster

the montage was the best part of the HT show. they should have just played a 15 minute montage to michael jackson and prince.
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>>65474108
It's really distributing how bad she fucked her unique face up with plastic surgery to make it look like every other plastic Hollywood weirdo. Not saying she was at all unique but she had a distinctive ethnic nose and rat face merchant thing going, now she looks like Madonna or Iggy.
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>>65475744
Or just have Taylor do the show instead.

That way we save on the cringey man-child music and get right to queen tay
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>>65474120
coldplay doesnt have any "get amped" songs. it was really just a terrible booking rather than a terrible performance, like hiring carrot top to perform a eulogy
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Anyone else think the fact that it was still daylight is half the reason people are underwhelmed?

Everything is so much better at night
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>>65474265
One can dream
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>tfw no taytay
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Can us Brits please stop pretending to like Superbowl all together. Thanks.
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>>65474792
Kek
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>>65475807
the daylight definitely triggered me. but the greatest halftime show in history was performed in daylight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idg8TNknvDU
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>>65475744
>metal fan overestimates the popularity of the genre
no genre has fans do this nearly as often as metal
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>>65475744

>Stadium goes black
>camera flashes everywhere as idiots take pictures of the dark
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJuXKeiM4_0
>crowd goes nuts
>Motorhead bursts onto stage with a wall of fire and sparks behind them
>Triple H as their frontman belts out first verse of King of Kings and chorus
>"Ladies and Gentlemen, Taylor Swift!"
>She tries to take the stage
>Haitch kicks her in the gut and hooks her arms
>Pedigrees her to oblivion
>Motorhead continues and Triple H belts out The Game while standing over her motionless body, sledgehammer in one hand draped over his shoulder and microphone in the other
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Bruno Mars is terrible.

If Hell is a real place and I go there, the first thing I'll hear when I arrive is "Uptown Funk".
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>>65475862
>not purple rain
shit taste senpai
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>>65475879
kek nail on the head
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>>65475744
got my blood boiling there for a second

but id go with dont tread on me and maybe whiskey in the jar

but then taylor swift? lost me there. what is this betalord obsession with chick music and their emotions?
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>>65475881
grow up boy
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>>65472864
that was the first song they played
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>everyone ITT not realizing the halftime show is for grills to watch

The football is for the men, the ads and halftime shit are for normie chads gf's/wives and kids.

Literally no thought goes into pleasing the male football audience with the music choice. Your viewership is assured.
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>>65475881
noice
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>>65475667
Also the fact that the first angle on Bruno Mars was from below, making him look taller
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>>65475836
We don't
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The Super Bowl Halftime show is absolute shit and has been for quite some time. I have no idea why anyone could possibly be excited for it. It's just bland mainstream music that won't offend anyone's sensibilities. It's not intended for sports fans, it's intended for all the mouthbreathers that just want tot watch the commercials.

Do you think any NFL fans were clamoring to see Beyonce, Coldplay, or Bruno Mars? The performance was completely bland. It's indicative of how the NFL brands the Super Bowl. They have done away with unique logos that can hit or miss and have a sterile logo that is the same from year to year.

Compare it to the 2014 NBA All Star Game Halftime Show. It was hosted in New Orleans and did it's best to give the viewers a taste of New Orleans from a musical perspective. The city is full of funk and soul and they did their best to reflect that in the artists that appeared.

This show featured local artists like Trombone Shorty and Dr. John. They were accompanied by other artists with a similar sound like Cary Clark Jr, Janelle Monae, and Earth, Wind, & Fire. This performance put every Super Bowl Halftime show in recent memory to shame.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfZHJHo3K90
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Beyonce is 34 and she still has one of the greatest bodies in the world.

How long do you think she has left or will she be hot forever?
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>>65476033
she looked like garbage man, the fuck were you watching
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>>65476033

Beyonce looked terrible bruh

Especially compared to Layla El who's almost 40
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>>65476093
>>65476119
*tips fedora*
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>>65476093
Her legs and ass.

>>65476119
Is there anyone who can reach 70 year old Helen Mirren status?
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>>65476153
>I still find Beyonce attractive
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>>65476033
she looks as though she is literally on TRT

she literally is a meme bandwagoner
>wishes she was shakira
>blonde my wig up senpai and salsa my ass shake senpai
>kardashians are hot right now
>make my hips and ass huge one hundred gorillian percent
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>they will never book hologram Elvis, hologram Bowie, and hologram BIG to work the halftime show
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I think people have tricked themselves into thinking Beyonce is some 10/10 just because of how grotesque sheboons usually are

I've really soured on her the last few years after she became niggified by Jay-Z
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>>65476017
The superbowl stays on top because everyone who doesn't watch football watches the superbowl. The halftime show will always be relevant to pop culture rather than entertaining football fans.

Also, did anyone else notice that bruno mars is like 3 inches taller than those tiny asian teenage girls?
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I thought there was gonna be some black lives matter bulkshit that Beyoncé was gonna do?
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>>65476247
I'm sure she's devastated to hear that
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>>65476164
Then you have a poor grasp of the language. Shame your parents didn't invest a bit of money in your education.
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kendrick lamar halftime show when?

https://twitter.com/WorldStarFunny/status/696590034108096512
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>>65476247
Did you break a sweat while typing all that out? Relax, go grab another hot pocket.
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>>65472108
In their defense it is a band that requires a lot of build up for the majority of their songs and they were strapped for time.

Also every reviewer ever shits on rock bands playing halftime shows in favor of jungle music.

I also think Coldplay is over produced and soulless music,but nothing is more over produced and soulless as Beyonce.

They also got the shift by playing in California when it was still daylight out, which ruins any chance of spectacle. Coldplay is not a fucking high energy band and they were doomed to fail.
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>>65472108
>America fell for the Coldplay meme

bahahahaahaha, you can keep them.
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>>65476296
Does he have any songs that would be appropriate for a national tv audience during the biggest television event of the year?
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>>65476309
*shaft not shift you faggot phone.

And by soulless I mean that it's a group of engineers manufacturing the catchiest song for this whorebag, not that it isn't soul music, which is what the darkie sings. Before some dumb fuck corrects me.
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>>65473802
Superbowl halftime in America is known for being shit. Even when you get someone halfway decent, it's usually after their prime when they're washed up. Apparently getting good musicians for the biggest event in America is too much to ask for. It's just retarded Jew marketing
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>>65475609
They're very tightfisted and you don't even get paid for SB, I think you actually have to pay yourself.

Also I think all instruments have to be recorded beforehand ans only the vocals are allowed to be performed live, instruments are just mimed, at least thats what happened with chilli's a couple years back
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Only good memory of recent half time shows was Prince somehow getting away with his giant guitar penis stunt.
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How bad were they? I've always hated Coldplay since they first released Yellow and the radio stations here treated it like the second coming of Jesus and eventually literally started calling them the best band in the world, despite them being utter shit.

They somehow managed to maintain that moniker solely via marketing and the normies all ate it up and made it impossible to discuss music with them as they just refuse to budge from their insistence that Coldplay is anything other than the absolute best.

I also blame Coldplay for destroying the UK music industry, as for about 40 years before they came along we were consistently producing the best, and innovative and exciting bands in the world, and since Coldplay? Nothing. That's because the only money anyone see's in rock music now is insipid lifeless limp wristed faggots strumming and acoustic guitar whining about being dumped or some shit, so that's all that fucking exists now. Fuck Coldplay, I'm glad that shat up the stage and have now been exposed as the frauds they are.
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>>65474630
Coldplay wanted to do a collab with Bowie, the man told him their music sucked.
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>>65476466
That's because he's Prince
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paul mccartney was awesome. probably the best ive seen live and not on youtube
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cc0bix5hYEs
Gaga liked it
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>>65476564
god i wanna fuck this slut so bad
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>>65475018
FALL OUT BOY FOR SB 51!
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>>65476482
We have a metric fuckton of great young bands mate.

Just because you don't listen to them doesn't mean they aren't there.

>but muh commercial success
Then you'd just moan they sold out or whatever.

Enjoy music for what it is nig. Coldplay sucks balls
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I really am surprised that Journey wasn't the halftime act. They're from San Francisco and have sooooo many hits. The singer is pretty entertaining too and could win over Steve Perry elitists with 100 million viewers
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>>65473965
the worst of all time will always be black eyed peas
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I love how everyone hates Coldplay because an extremely overrated "comedy" told them to
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>>65477148
Carlos Santana was there. He would've made a good guest with Journey or even on stage tonight
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>>65474480
>>65474480
>shitty faggot band plays ht show
>its a zionist conspiracy

Toplol
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>>65477085
Name some plz I don't get exposed to anything but shitty rap in this culturally desolate shit stain of a country. I could use some new music as long as it isn't blur.
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>2016
>not having a 2pac, michael jackson, pavarotti and mozart holograms as your halftime show
We have the technology people come on its 2016 stop being deadphobe
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I guarantee you ZZ Top will be the halftime act next year. It's in Houston
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>>65472108
only coldplay would play a plagarized song on a stage designed off of cover art they saw from a different band
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>>65477355
>ZZ Top
This. His will be done
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>>65473887
>being a faggot
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>mfw I see the half time show every year
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I don't wanna see my favorite band(s) play at halftime because you can't please everyone or even most viewers
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>>65474108
That was garbage. It was so tacky and self absorbed.
Why does everyone have to be such attention whores?
Can't you sing your Nation's Anthem without trying to hog the spotlight and sell your new perfume or whatever?
>The overuse of melismatic improv
>the shiny red suit
>the cheesy musical theater posturing.
For fucks sake, have some class, it's the national anthem not American Idol
It wasn't as bad as Jamie Fox at the Mayweather v Pacquiau fight though.
Still, embarrassing.
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lmao

wtf is wrong with america, you have countless artists to choose from and you chose those talentless hacks who aren't even american

uhhhhh?
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Queen doing a halftime show would be great. Adam Lambert has actually done alright
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I'm still waiting on Green Day and Metallica to do a halftime show.
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>>65477550
good shout 2bh
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>>65477573
Brian May can still play guitar brilliantly
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>>65477562
Don't super bowl bands have to mime the instruments and only the vocals are done live,thats what happened with chillis. Although I suppose they were guests, not a full set.
Also
>2016
>Green Day
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>>65477597
Guitarists never seem to lose it, Iommi still kills it and he's 67 and missing 2 fingertips
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>>65477602
I guess so. Like it would make a difference since Billie Joe likes to play with the audience more than work the guitar.

And at least they have WAY more songs to dish out than four-hit flop like Coldplay.
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I have a terrible feeling that Drake will be "performing" at SB51.
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>>65477634
>he doesn't like Drizzy
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>>65477662
>he likes drake
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>>65475689
He really was singing. Source: I performed. I was at the practices. It was him singing on stage. The latency was a solid 1-2 seconds.
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>>65477628
Eddie Van Halen too. Speaking of Iommi, Ozzy would make a great halftime show but then again most of the super bowl viewing audience just knows Ozzy as a personality/reality TV guy moreso than musician
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Honestly last night's match was diabolical in every area

Not sure how seppos have the gall to criticise other sports when that shit is their showpiece sporting event
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>not booking steive wonder, billy joel, and elton john to have a piano fight to the death
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>>65475018
>all that shit dadrock

wew lad
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>>65472108
what is essential cuck-pop?
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>>65475018
>1.metallica
>2.foo fighters
>3.green day
I fucking love you, nigga.
>4. White Stripes
Aren't they dead?
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>>65473887
Yea

I don't think you ready

For this Jelly

I don't think you ready

For this bootyhole

C'mon girls shake your ass and fuck the man!
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On the subject of Rock/metal HT show I think instead of 1 act the best would be to get a collab performance like all the pop acts do of all the cliché stadium songs.

Ozzy doing Crazy Train
Metallica doing a Seek and Destroy/For Whom the Bell Tolls/Enter Sandman Medely
close on ACDC doing Hells Bells and Thunderstruck
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>>65477723
>listens to niggers chanting about sex and violence
>alternatively whiney white boys who cut themselves

oh boy
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>all these people suggesting white ppl music
lmao, your days of ruling and destroying this country are over, take the hint from beyonces black panther uniforms
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>>65477761
Sadly, this
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>>65477803
the panthers lost boy
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>>65477803
when they had rapping in the white house press conference the other day the writing was on the wall really
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>>65477803
White people put on shitty performances, they have no charisma. There is a reason the top 10 superbowl performances of all time are all black performers.
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>>65477852
they don't book any white performers with a lot of charisma
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>niggers lose
>lol at least we got to lip sync while dancing like apes

thats black people right now
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>>65477902
isn't she the one with the pancake ass picture of her at a pool?
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>>65477891
>white QB won a game of football against a black QB
>lol white pride fucking monkeys got put in their place by superior white men haha pass the chips mom

that's white people right now
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http://www.theonion.com/article/super-bowl-halftime-show-marred-functioning-sound--52312
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>>65478006
That bantz
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>>65473921
she has a square body shape. like a box. not very appealing and not dancer shaped at all. you sound like a faggot.
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>>65475018
>1.metallica
>2.foo fighters
>3.green day
damn this is a shit list
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Beyonce is so fucking ugly.

Looked like a gorilla with yellow hair.
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I liked the lip sync battle half time show
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>>65478181

your're dad is racist
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>>65478006
I liked the concussion study confetti article better.

NFL BTFO by the onion.
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>>65472108
kek coldplay are fucking shit, a national joke here, and you idiots give them your most prized honour.

KEK
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>>65478181
>having a gay dad
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>>65478380
The Panthers lost the title and so will Leicester m8 the link of meme magic the two teams shared has been shattered.
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>>65477259
welcome to /spol/
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>>65478380
we don't give them anything

they had to pay to perform the halftime show
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A lot of dadrock, buttrock, and general shit taste in this thread.
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>>65478424
What do you expect from white teens fresh out of /b/ and /pol/?
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>>65475358
>a brit
>born in manhattan

you lost those wars, remember?
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halftime show is designed for homosexuals and women on purpose you retarded faggots

women don't want to listen to your rock bands they want to listen to music about dancing and love
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if they were gonna bring brits should've brought def leppard
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>>65478399
If this derails Leicester's season I swear I'll shoot up Carolina, whatever that is.
(gchq, I won't)
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>>65478497
You're trying to hard m8. Be more subtle and you may get a serious response next time.

P.S. ur gay.
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>blacks mad they lost the superbowl AND their little pride and joy beyonce isn't attractive anymore
hahahahahhahahahahha
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>>65472108
It's superbowl 50.

Coldplay didn't make the show about the band and getting attention. It was their idea to bring on beyonce and bruno They did a good job of putting on a show
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>>65475018
>not Journey in San Francisco
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>>65479617
fuck off Gwyneth, don't you have a $500 dollar carrot shredder to shill?
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>>65472108
What an embarassing faggot. I changed t.v. stations before that shitshow began.

Anyone who sat through it is a retard.
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>>65474125

>It's shit
>NO, ITS PRE-RECORDED SHIT!
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>>65474265
ARE YOU LISTENING PEPSI?!
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>>65477723
>implying your dad music isn't better than anything you listen
>millennials in charge of knowing music
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>>65474244
>in law school dorm common room with a group of other americans
>Room was packed with foreign students from Europe
>They don't watch the game at all, talk the whole time
>Half time show comes on, they dim the lights, shush us, and starts clapping and cheering for beyonce
>After show, room empties out, and literally just us left
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So I just watched the "show" and the only thing I can say is that Bruno Mars is absolutely outstanding performer.
I'm not the biggest fan of modern pop music but that guy is closest to MJ one can ever be in pop business
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Tom Petty and Bruce Springsteen were really good half time shows. That's two in 20 years. Do Americans really believe the world looks up to their shitty performers like Beyonce or Bruno Mars? How insecure does a society have to be that you always book one White, one Asian, one Black singer as to not offend any feelings. Pretty disgusting.
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There seems to be an invistible mommyfigure floating around whichevery chrissie's stagepose. 'the i'm havin' a naute poo' 'the i'm havin' a milksies' the 'im'm beggin for nappsiess' 'the cook of the age'... Etc. . .
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>>65481723
U2, who I hate, were good in 2002 after 9/11

Katy Perry was fun last year
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>>65481693
justin timberlake is closer
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>>65475018
The only one of those I like is NIN and even then, they wouldn't suit the halftime show.

Just live with the fact that it will never, ever be aimed at you. God knows what you have as 11th. Probably Linkin Park or Puddle of Mudd.
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>>65481819
Justin lacks in songs and vocal quality imho. That being said I think not a single pop show can top a great rock/metal band.
For example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5iTQf5PDyY
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>>65476168
Helen Mirren is from a another planet

>>65476119
I miss Layla
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>>65476359
You've been on this site too long if you shit on yourself preemptively
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>Americans care more about the ads and halftime show than the actual game

I don't even... Fucks wrong with u?
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>>65477204
what?
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>>65472108
Damn. I never really liked Coldplay but for some reason I know all of their songs. Been listening this morning and it's taking me back to high school: driving around with friends jamming music on warm fall nights, hanging out with girls in the back of my car with the windows down. Back when everyone was still alive...
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