never book a brit-rock-pop-cuck-band play the HT show ever again, please.
coldplay was the best part of that halftime show. which isn't saying much bruno mars and beyonce are shit. but of the 3 coldplay was the best musically. bruno mars was especially shit he hasn't had a new song in several years that was pretty embarrassing.
>coldplay was the best part of that halftime show
but that's literally wrong. the entire HT show was shit, but coldplay was by far the worst. they seemed completely out of place.
and what the fuck was up with chris martin's "tan"? JUST
coldplaly was the by far the best act. bruno mars played a shit played out song, that's not even a fully realized song more of a sound bite that got played out 5 years ago. it was embarassing they brought them back out because they're supposed to be a good performer but the dancing was shit and there was no imagination... obviously it's a 5 year old routine. Same with beyonce i can't even remember what she did... regardless it doesn't matter because she's completely lost her figure and looks like a square. She has no flexibility and is a really shit dancer so there was nothing there to even look at let alone listen to. Coldplay opened up with 3 or 4 of their hits in a montage format so you could at least hear some music. Coldplay are good performers and were professional the other 2 were very lazy and sloppy. no need for you to reply you have shit taste.
I couldn't even hear the singing. Dear fucking god whoever was controlling the sound boards needs to be banned for life from ever touching one again
Acoustics were garbage too. Horrible half time show in general.
Don't judge Britain by these guys pls
We have given the world a lot of great music.
I thought nfl halftime was supposed to be hype anyway? Get you all geared up for the second half?
Who the fuck thought booking Coldplay would do that?
ay, and maybe while were at it we can stop booking whores whos entire career is based shaking their shitstained asses like strippers to dance around half naked for an audience full of children
That's because Katy Perry is a literal goddess with a great voice
She put a lot of effort into her halftime show and people aren't going to forget about it for a long time because of the sharks and shit, all Coldplay did was get upstaged by a fat aging nigress and Bruno Manlet
Apparently Coldplay is popular in America. Maybe if America produced any music these days that isn't niggers talking about how many white women they fuck, or Megan Trainor telling you it's okay to be fat you could book them. Fingers crossed.
it was designed that way. white music has been nothing but low energy talentless betagarbage for the last 8 years, while negro and particularly chick music has been high energy aggressive and very well produced.
its the anti-white racist record labels who are picking the bands in this way for social engineering purposes to make whites look pathetic and the sainted minorities and women to look strong
They probably realized Coldplay wasn't that good and felt like they needed someone else to spice it up...
Rainbow lights and some dancing umbrella flowers don't really reach the magnitude of what the Superb Owl half time show should be
Katy Perry's was great
Bruno Mar's halftime show was good
>watching the halftime show
You big stupid. What are you a lady or something?
Yellow is a slow paced love song, dude...
At least Viva La Vida has some tempo to it.
Honestly, Coldplay probably wasn't the best decision to have for the halftime, but they gave it a shot. Didn't Coldplay have dancing monkeys and shit in some of their other performances? I'm surprised they didn't do something along those lines. Their performance really needed somethiing like that
>you'll never watch Katy Perry's perfect breasts jiggle while she performs a halftime show again
wow i entirely agree, i legit like those songs and every other coldplay song i've heard is like a limp dick
i do not like coldplay or bruno mars or beyonce but i thought it was a 9/10 halftime show fampai. they all performed well and it seemed short and it didn't piss me off. best one i've seen behind prince and janet jackson's titty
because the whole point of them being there was to make white people look pathetic and whiney
while the superawesome sheboon stripper and bootlip hippityhop looks strong and energetic.
this tactic is used so much today in music its disgusting
>have brit band perform
>they don't even do a bowie tribute
>not one fucking song
>that feel when wanted to impregnate Lady Gaga as soon as she popped up at the beginning and didn't look like a mannequin from an 80s movie set in a cyberpunk future
Coldplay was a strange choice. They weren't terrible, just not what I want for the halftime show. I'd prefer if they just stuck to old rock gods like Springsteen with guest appearances from the pop flavour of the year.
>hur dur xD
The fact you have Brits playing at all in the NFL shows how cucked USA is. Where are your American bands? Why is the Red, White and Blue from the Union Flag now the Stars and Stripes?
Fuck sake, USA. USA is the worlds No.1 superpower, it's common sense for USA bands to play in other meme countries like the UK, but to let UK play in USA at the biggest sporting event of the year?
Come on now. Have some self respect.
Anon that's weird, Taylor is a pretty girl with a beautiful voice
Soft rock yacht-core at its finest.
Pic related, their major stylistic influence
list of rock bands who would have brfo the half time show
5.guns and roses
8.nine inch nails (left field wild card pick)
9.system of a down
10. fall out boy (i guess)
the last band on the planet that should play a superb owl
What you on about you bum jabber?
USA got cucked by Britbongs. Don't be mad, be happy your meme country had 5 mins of relevance in the world. I'll just enjoy the benefits, NHS and your society of "I didndu nuffin imma good boi". I get to watch UK burn it's last remains of relevance, pride and purpose to the ground, while enjoying everything your country worked hard to get in the first place.
not gonna tell where from, you'll just throw some /int/ memes at me or /pol/ crap.
Yet you still got cucked by Britbongers. Rofl.
>8.nine inch nails (left field wild card pick)
>9.system of a down
Those are all terrible picks
You have to choose a performer that...
1. has enough content to put on a show
2. Isn't abrasive to anyone
3. Good performers
4. Recognizable at a glance
If they were doing british bands they could have brought out Muse instead. They have a lot of high energy songs that could have amped up the crowd more than Coldplay and possibly more recognizable songs.
Aerosmith already did a halftime show and they aren't relevant
Bon Jovi made an appearance. I guess he would be an ok person to have but there are many other choices before him.
His ship has kind of sailed for a super bowl half time show, man.
You don't think that after that shit halftime show, whoever is organizing next year's show isn't throwing a shit ton of money into it to make up for this year?
And to Taylor Swift especially.
I don't blame her. She knows what she and her people are worth.
>Knows there's no way she could top Katy Perry's performance
u wot bruv
>its about putting on a good show you faggot
No it's not. That is not THE ONLY criteria.
They have to be recognizable and relevant otherwise noone would give a shit and tune in. And when people don't tune it, you lose money.
Was it not completely obvious everyone was lip synching?
>mfw Chris Martin repeatedly pulled the mic away from his mouth and his voice track kept going way longer than could be explained by latency
You're clearly a Polak or Bulgarian.
I'll rest easy knowing you just got back from a night shift at a shitty factory for 7 quid an hour, and I know there's a 95% chance I'm right.
>stadium goes black
>camera flashes everywhere as idiots take pictures of the dark
>opening riff to Enter Sandman
>crowd goes nuts
>Metallica burts onto stage with a wall of fire and sparks behind them
>belt out first verse of Enter sandman and chorus, then fade into an extremely shortened version of Creeping death
>"Ladies and gentlemen, Taylor Swift!"
>transition into a taytay song
>next song has Metallica playing background on another taytay song
>ends with shortened of Nothing else Matters with Hetfield and taytay singing duet.
the band looked like they were playing rock band
the whole thing was a fucking disaster
the montage was the best part of the HT show. they should have just played a 15 minute montage to michael jackson and prince.
It's really distributing how bad she fucked her unique face up with plastic surgery to make it look like every other plastic Hollywood weirdo. Not saying she was at all unique but she had a distinctive ethnic nose and rat face merchant thing going, now she looks like Madonna or Iggy.
>Stadium goes black
>camera flashes everywhere as idiots take pictures of the dark
>crowd goes nuts
>Motorhead bursts onto stage with a wall of fire and sparks behind them
>Triple H as their frontman belts out first verse of King of Kings and chorus
>"Ladies and Gentlemen, Taylor Swift!"
>She tries to take the stage
>Haitch kicks her in the gut and hooks her arms
>Pedigrees her to oblivion
>Motorhead continues and Triple H belts out The Game while standing over her motionless body, sledgehammer in one hand draped over his shoulder and microphone in the other
got my blood boiling there for a second
but id go with dont tread on me and maybe whiskey in the jar
but then taylor swift? lost me there. what is this betalord obsession with chick music and their emotions?
>everyone ITT not realizing the halftime show is for grills to watch
The football is for the men, the ads and halftime shit are for normie chads gf's/wives and kids.
Literally no thought goes into pleasing the male football audience with the music choice. Your viewership is assured.
The Super Bowl Halftime show is absolute shit and has been for quite some time. I have no idea why anyone could possibly be excited for it. It's just bland mainstream music that won't offend anyone's sensibilities. It's not intended for sports fans, it's intended for all the mouthbreathers that just want tot watch the commercials.
Do you think any NFL fans were clamoring to see Beyonce, Coldplay, or Bruno Mars? The performance was completely bland. It's indicative of how the NFL brands the Super Bowl. They have done away with unique logos that can hit or miss and have a sterile logo that is the same from year to year.
Compare it to the 2014 NBA All Star Game Halftime Show. It was hosted in New Orleans and did it's best to give the viewers a taste of New Orleans from a musical perspective. The city is full of funk and soul and they did their best to reflect that in the artists that appeared.
This show featured local artists like Trombone Shorty and Dr. John. They were accompanied by other artists with a similar sound like Cary Clark Jr, Janelle Monae, and Earth, Wind, & Fire. This performance put every Super Bowl Halftime show in recent memory to shame.
Beyonce looked terrible bruh
Especially compared to Layla El who's almost 40
Her legs and ass.
Is there anyone who can reach 70 year old Helen Mirren status?
she looks as though she is literally on TRT
she literally is a meme bandwagoner
>wishes she was shakira
>blonde my wig up senpai and salsa my ass shake senpai
>kardashians are hot right now
>make my hips and ass huge one hundred gorillian percent
>they will never book hologram Elvis, hologram Bowie, and hologram BIG to work the halftime show
I think people have tricked themselves into thinking Beyonce is some 10/10 just because of how grotesque sheboons usually are
I've really soured on her the last few years after she became niggified by Jay-Z
The superbowl stays on top because everyone who doesn't watch football watches the superbowl. The halftime show will always be relevant to pop culture rather than entertaining football fans.
Also, did anyone else notice that bruno mars is like 3 inches taller than those tiny asian teenage girls?
In their defense it is a band that requires a lot of build up for the majority of their songs and they were strapped for time.
Also every reviewer ever shits on rock bands playing halftime shows in favor of jungle music.
I also think Coldplay is over produced and soulless music,but nothing is more over produced and soulless as Beyonce.
They also got the shift by playing in California when it was still daylight out, which ruins any chance of spectacle. Coldplay is not a fucking high energy band and they were doomed to fail.
*shaft not shift you faggot phone.
And by soulless I mean that it's a group of engineers manufacturing the catchiest song for this whorebag, not that it isn't soul music, which is what the darkie sings. Before some dumb fuck corrects me.
Superbowl halftime in America is known for being shit. Even when you get someone halfway decent, it's usually after their prime when they're washed up. Apparently getting good musicians for the biggest event in America is too much to ask for. It's just retarded Jew marketing
They're very tightfisted and you don't even get paid for SB, I think you actually have to pay yourself.
Also I think all instruments have to be recorded beforehand ans only the vocals are allowed to be performed live, instruments are just mimed, at least thats what happened with chilli's a couple years back
How bad were they? I've always hated Coldplay since they first released Yellow and the radio stations here treated it like the second coming of Jesus and eventually literally started calling them the best band in the world, despite them being utter shit.
They somehow managed to maintain that moniker solely via marketing and the normies all ate it up and made it impossible to discuss music with them as they just refuse to budge from their insistence that Coldplay is anything other than the absolute best.
I also blame Coldplay for destroying the UK music industry, as for about 40 years before they came along we were consistently producing the best, and innovative and exciting bands in the world, and since Coldplay? Nothing. That's because the only money anyone see's in rock music now is insipid lifeless limp wristed faggots strumming and acoustic guitar whining about being dumped or some shit, so that's all that fucking exists now. Fuck Coldplay, I'm glad that shat up the stage and have now been exposed as the frauds they are.
We have a metric fuckton of great young bands mate.
Just because you don't listen to them doesn't mean they aren't there.
>but muh commercial success
Then you'd just moan they sold out or whatever.
Enjoy music for what it is nig. Coldplay sucks balls
I really am surprised that Journey wasn't the halftime act. They're from San Francisco and have sooooo many hits. The singer is pretty entertaining too and could win over Steve Perry elitists with 100 million viewers
This. His will be done
That was garbage. It was so tacky and self absorbed.
Why does everyone have to be such attention whores?
Can't you sing your Nation's Anthem without trying to hog the spotlight and sell your new perfume or whatever?
>The overuse of melismatic improv
>the shiny red suit
>the cheesy musical theater posturing.
For fucks sake, have some class, it's the national anthem not American Idol
It wasn't as bad as Jamie Fox at the Mayweather v Pacquiau fight though.
Don't super bowl bands have to mime the instruments and only the vocals are done live,thats what happened with chillis. Although I suppose they were guests, not a full set.
I guess so. Like it would make a difference since Billie Joe likes to play with the audience more than work the guitar.
And at least they have WAY more songs to dish out than four-hit flop like Coldplay.
Eddie Van Halen too. Speaking of Iommi, Ozzy would make a great halftime show but then again most of the super bowl viewing audience just knows Ozzy as a personality/reality TV guy moreso than musician
Honestly last night's match was diabolical in every area
Not sure how seppos have the gall to criticise other sports when that shit is their showpiece sporting event
On the subject of Rock/metal HT show I think instead of 1 act the best would be to get a collab performance like all the pop acts do of all the cliché stadium songs.
Ozzy doing Crazy Train
Metallica doing a Seek and Destroy/For Whom the Bell Tolls/Enter Sandman Medely
close on ACDC doing Hells Bells and Thunderstruck
>white QB won a game of football against a black QB
>lol white pride fucking monkeys got put in their place by superior white men haha pass the chips mom
that's white people right now
Beyonce is so fucking ugly.
Looked like a gorilla with yellow hair.
kek coldplay are fucking shit, a national joke here, and you idiots give them your most prized honour.
>in law school dorm common room with a group of other americans
>Room was packed with foreign students from Europe
>They don't watch the game at all, talk the whole time
>Half time show comes on, they dim the lights, shush us, and starts clapping and cheering for beyonce
>After show, room empties out, and literally just us left
So I just watched the "show" and the only thing I can say is that Bruno Mars is absolutely outstanding performer.
I'm not the biggest fan of modern pop music but that guy is closest to MJ one can ever be in pop business
Tom Petty and Bruce Springsteen were really good half time shows. That's two in 20 years. Do Americans really believe the world looks up to their shitty performers like Beyonce or Bruno Mars? How insecure does a society have to be that you always book one White, one Asian, one Black singer as to not offend any feelings. Pretty disgusting.
There seems to be an invistible mommyfigure floating around whichevery chrissie's stagepose. 'the i'm havin' a naute poo' 'the i'm havin' a milksies' the 'im'm beggin for nappsiess' 'the cook of the age'... Etc. . .
The only one of those I like is NIN and even then, they wouldn't suit the halftime show.
Just live with the fact that it will never, ever be aimed at you. God knows what you have as 11th. Probably Linkin Park or Puddle of Mudd.
Justin lacks in songs and vocal quality imho. That being said I think not a single pop show can top a great rock/metal band.
For example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5iTQf5PDyY
>Americans care more about the ads and halftime show than the actual game
I don't even... Fucks wrong with u?
Damn. I never really liked Coldplay but for some reason I know all of their songs. Been listening this morning and it's taking me back to high school: driving around with friends jamming music on warm fall nights, hanging out with girls in the back of my car with the windows down. Back when everyone was still alive...