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Hey guys, Basil Zempilas here.
I just wanted to inform you all that the German poster above has made a mistake. This is NOT the current Australian Open Game Thread. The real thread can be found over here >>65042883
As always, enjoy our coverage of the #SummerOfTennis, keep engaging in that fun banter, and I hope to see you all down at Rod Laver Arena soon!
am I the only one here who wants Aga Radwanska to beat the shit out of the ambulance chaser Eugenie Bouchard?
am I the only one watching the Austria Open?
Daily reminder Djokovic is the greatest tennis player ever in making & all Pederer can do is cry like a bitch he is.
>Praising the joker of "peace" more than Federer
He's great alright, but wait till Djock retires before we compare feats.
>le 1 haircut for life man
>muzzie and wog shitcunt representing australia
>An actual sporting legend calls him out
>He falls back on the ol' "muh racism" plea to make everyone turn against her
Thats how you know somebody is a subhuman, when thats their only defense.
it must have been a glorious feeling for her
>want to be a tennis champ
>do your best but keep losing
>sometime down the track you start feeling like losing instead of winning
>end up with a grand slam record of 0-15
>one day you decide to almost give up and become a farmer
>then you decide no im going to finally do this and make my parents proud
>you go up against the world number 2 and crush her in straight sets
Not the above poster but the guy is very easy to hate, such a arrogant douche bag.
He's currently bombing out of his first match due to obviously not being able to handle a packed stadium.
Guy needs to get away from his douchebag brother/manager and get a better team around him otherwise he's going to get nowhere.
Should I cheer Aga and stay here or watch ind vs aus and go to /cric/?
His brother/manager is the major problem. He needs someone who isn't going to back him when he be's a immature shithead, he needs an adult to tell him to pull his fucking head in.
>only to get BTFO by Berdman in the next round
Hewitt is such a shithead but gotta admit I respect him for never giving up on those 5 set matches.... unless he has a sore ankle or shoulder....
>mfw tennis players are weak as piss
>Pakis and blacks
No this is you, don't project.
We are mostly filled with asians of all sorts. I don't like it at all, but asians keep their dramas to themselves instead of mugging you in a ten man mob if you glance in their direction.
If only they mowed their fucking lawns.
probably, at the same level as neymar was at his age at their sport, don't know if he'll reach a single digit seed or become another tsonga though t b h
djoko is the messi of tennis, now who is the ronaldo?
>Most people don't fap to tennis
Speak for yourself senpai
>blonde, blue eyes
Did his mum get browned?
fuck off radwanska your not sexually desirable why should you win reeeeeeee
Tennis casual here. Is the Aussie Open considered the least prestigious major?
>not sexually desirable
Latino Slavs, everybody
some of us have taste
who /petra/ here?
>nadal can't make it past the first round
>kyrwog looks increasingly like he'll be in the third
>kyrwog also blew nadal the fuck out in wimbledon a year or two ago
They are both slags desu
How would you feel if you were the son of a sex tourist who forgot to use a condom while in Malaysia? Also he got the short end of the stick because both his siblings got light skin while he is as dark as his mum
Kyrgios banged your waifu m8. Sorry to tell you that.
>losing my hair at incredibly fast rate
>tfw I'm going to nadal-tier within a year
>BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT
>not invited to party real countries are having to discuss bombing muslims
>can't even make is past the second round of the meme slam
2016 is off to a bad start for our milk jug deficient friends
Yeah, bald men can pull it off as long as their in decent shape. It's really not a big deal if you're a bald man unless you're 18 or something, in which case, as I said, just keep in decent shape and by your late 20s you'll be doing as well as anyone else
>tsonga can slip a ballgirl some date rape drugs then slip her the dick on fucking camera and get away with it
>muslim refugees turn me down at tafe when I ask if they have a burqa for their muff as a pick up line
Because lebs are the niggers of the wog spectrum, and thats saying something.
Most Greeks are pretty cool desu, Kyrgios is darker than most Greeks, and is therefore scummier to the proportion of how much blacker he is.
Reminder that if you are European, from /bet/, or from /int/, you are NOT welcome here.
Gday m8s hope youve all been as well as a frosty six pack of vibe installers (slang for vb because when ya have a couple they install a whole lotta vibe into ya) sittin on a hot sheilas bazookas. I know ive been as quiet as a grand final day party at a poms house but me n me m8s have been on a bit of a BRC drought, we hadn’t been able to come up with a bloody rippa call - all of which include the vital ingredients of MPC (mateship, piss and courage – put that in ya fucken marinated veal tacos Jamie oliver m8) in a few weeks and we were getting pretty worried that we’d lost our touch. Anyway finally one night a couple days ago a coupla m8s, jibba, matters, robbo, biff and byza came round to me chicken and bone (slang for home) and we decided that it would be a beaut of an idea to wet our whistles and knock back a decent amount of m8 makers and discuss current affairs like travis clokes shithouse form as well as me m8 biff’s new sheila (gday Helen if ya readin) and anyway we were banterin biff about his new missus cos shes a little on heavy side but he was getting all cut up about it, so robbo decided to change the subject and ask biff somethin different about her… “so biff, what year was she born in then?” to which biff replied “92 mate” and before ya could even say “paul barnard was an underrated defender of the late 90s early 00s” me m8 matters jumped in with “biff he asked ya what year she was born in, not how many kilos she bloody ways!!” oh and we were off like a combination of pharlap and bing lee (steamin into bowl), clappin and chantin BRC for our mate matters who had just come through with a fair dinkum rippa. He'd finally broken our BRC drought and we took our hats off to him (jibba was wearin a heanie) and just sat in all the glory of the bloody rippa call. Made me realise how much I bloody love me m8s and everyone in this country. HOO ROO
>Unironically wanting to watch Women's sports
really want to watch kyrgious kek birdshit with esther
>tfw you'll never have a gf as hot as birdshits
No, you can only get it with your hands. Because you can tell a lot about a man by his hands. His fucking hands that he uses to erect sheds and put on his hi viz jerk off his trade mates.
It shows how off base vb are with their ads. The only cunts who drink it are horrendous hipster faggots. And here they are pandering to what their market used to be.
>she will never verbally abuse you in her slav accent
>implying tsonga isn't getting that white pussy
Get fucked mate
>literally every beer competition in Australia has a category for Queensland lager/tropical lager
>xxxx is a shit beer
Cunt it's genre defining. Like I get that you don't drink beer and are happy drinking your vodka line sodas, but you don't NEED to have an opinion on topics you know nothing about.
>he's jealous that he isn't born and bred in Western Australia
Sucks to be you anon.
>you will never have kristyna ride you while you eat out karolina
Its actually vodka, cottee's lemon cordial, handful of ice and soda water, m8.
Your beer is still irrelevant everywhere else, its like americans with dr pepper. Everywhere else thinks its gross.
>Why do Queensland call their beer xxxx?
>Because they can't spell "beer"
why are puerto rico women so thick m8s
really wish we had some mexican looking women here tbqf
there's really only lebs where I am but they don't have those thick bodies
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spain/france have a ton of good players but they're slowly hitting retiring age
swiss have the most noticeable players that can go deep in tournaments though
fedelel, stan, timea, bencic & henin with her curry partners in doubles
>tfw you didn't go to a swedish tennis academy as a teenager
I'd have made friends with big black elias ymer and go after his left overs
>3 sets maximum
>less depth in talent
fed and stan carry the swiss, without them the swiss would be irrelevant outside of bencic doing an occasional deep run and henin
spain and france have deeper benches and would win every davis cup if the big 4 didn't rotate taking turns on playing davis cup to add a win to their resumes
>needing a "waifu"
>implying there's any waifus left now based Li Na has retired
Only lesbians watch women's tennis for the actual tennis, it's mostly just blokes wanting a cheeky perv. We have as a society somehow bought into the false idea that women's tennis is just as legitimate as men's tennis.
>3 sets maximum
>less depth in talent