Australian Open Grand Slam Tennis Day #3 Thread #1

>making a new thread while a based Stan thread is not even half done

I love you germanbro but you've gone too far

REEEE Nazi, why do this

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Hey guys, Basil Zempilas here.
I just wanted to inform you all that the German poster above has made a mistake. This is NOT the current Australian Open Game Thread. The real thread can be found over here >>65042883
As always, enjoy our coverage of the #SummerOfTennis, keep engaging in that fun banter, and I hope to see you all down at Rod Laver Arena soon!
You beauty!!

>>65052209
autism

I haven't seen Dolgo play in a while, is he still good?

The match against Federer sounds nice desu

>>65052147
You lost the war pulling shit like this.

kei is pulling a pearl harbour on krajicek

>Australian """"""""time zones""""""""

>>65052239
kinda. he almost upset novak last yr but then choked

he's gone down a bit after he fired his coach and went back to his dad imo

>>65052239
Whenever is saw him play he lost against some highseed on the ro16

>this thread 9 posts
>real thread 202 posts

REAL THREAD THIS WAY
>>65042883
>>65042883
>>65042883
>>65042883
REAL THREAD THIS WAY

Come back to this one once the original hits 500

>german autism

Favorite players among men and women?

Kei, Gael and Y U L I A for me

Just us the other thread for now.

Split threads suck

Gayel Monfee, TSOOOONGA, FedeGOAT, Based Stan

Genie Bouchard, Lisicki, Woz, Halep

hnnnggggg that eugnie bouchard warming up someone please make a webm of that

Ugh is Grigor "the absolute madman" Dimitrov out yet?

>>65055908
He's playing right now. next round against Fed tho.

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am I the only one here who wants Aga Radwanska to beat the shit out of the ambulance chaser Eugenie Bouchard?

am I the only one watching the Austria Open?

>>65056340
Agnieszka will win, she's much better.

>Brands back from the dead
wut

is this the thread? why is it so dead?

>>65056340
>inb4 hits her head on the sink again and pulls out

>>65056714
we're all waiting for Radwa

soon

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>>65052147

Daily reminder Djokovic is the greatest tennis player ever in making & all Pederer can do is cry like a bitch he is.

>>65056739
>7 Slams minimum left

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>>65056739
>Praising the joker of "peace" more than Federer

He's great alright, but wait till Djock retires before we compare feats.

who /seinfeld/ here?

>>65056762
I'm just listening to the most popular songs in Mexico right now...

>>65056757
golden slam this year + another french somwhere down the road will do it.

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>>65056739
>le 1 haircut for life man

>>65056762
reporting in

George is the best character, by the way

>>65056788
You mean his first ever French?

>>65056810
golden slam implies he will win one this year.
plus another down the road.

>>65056820
Ah, sorry, misunderstood.

Yeah, the French is the last thing really that's stopping him from being able to claim GOAT. If he doesn't pull that off at least once, Fed's greater.

>>65056801
the best character is Puddy, bruh

>>65056883
He's really good character, needed more screen time to make him the best though

When does Kyrgios start his whingefest?

>>65056964
~20-30 bings

>>65056971
Thankyou my strong handsome friend

>>65056988
Thank you for hosting the tennis in your excellent country :^)

>Radwanska v Bouchard

wew lad

is the djokobot meme still alive?

>>65057058
i will make sure it is

>>65057011
>genie is ranked 37
The hell happened to her?

>>65057067
>women's tennis
that's what happened

But really, she was never elite

>>65057067
Women's tennis past Serena Williams happened

I gotta go to bed guys because I'm unfortunately employed. Cheer on Aga for me.

>Monica Niculescu: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
what did she mean by this?

>>65057105
It was her mating call to Ronaldo

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Why is PUTINtseva so GOAT?

>halep
>rank 2
>lost to rank 137
>IN STRAIGHT SETS
>NO TIE BREAKS

WOMENS TENNIS EVERYBODY

When is Radwanska - Bouchard

its kyrgios time

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>>65057170

china will grow stronger

let the kyrgios media dickriding begin, i guess...

>>65057177
They're entering the court so very soon

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>muzzie and wog shitcunt representing australia

>>65057192
Do you think him and his douchebag brother/manager are pushing the arrogant bad boy persona to maximize marketing appeal?
Gotta admit I love to hate the cunt.

>>65057271
>a country founded by Irish criminals
>ethnic standards

>>65057170
>Nadal
>Nadal
>losing in the first round
>Nadal

>>65057271
hello bogan
maybe if you stopped being cooked all the time you could do something

>>65057271
>An actual sporting legend calls him out
>He falls back on the ol' "muh racism" plea to make everyone turn against her

Thats how you know somebody is a subhuman, when thats their only defense.

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>>65057271
Did somebody just say muzzy?

>>65057281
>Unirionically calling someone a bogan
Hello, Muhammad. Assault any white women on the way to Centerlink today?

>>65057249
it must have been a glorious feeling for her

>want to be a tennis champ
>do your best but keep losing
>sometime down the track you start feeling like losing instead of winning
>end up with a grand slam record of 0-15
>one day you decide to almost give up and become a farmer
>then you decide no im going to finally do this and make my parents proud
>you go up against the world number 2 and crush her in straight sets

>kyrgios' posture

expect a back and/or shoulder injury in the not too distant future

lmao calling out the linesman

>>65057280
at least nadal played out five sets, halep has no excuse for how she lost

>>65057302

he has already injuries like that not long ago

>>65057280
>>65057307
nadal didn't lose to a literal who

>>65057294
Hey you seem like a proper Real Australian

Some bleach-blonde Aussie guy who runs the ski lift here says that down there, they call a bathroom a "gabba", is this true?

>>65057310
expect another quite soon, he swaggers like general grevious out there

>kyrgios
>pronounce it keerios
>wog names

>>65057317
yeah we do, explains why the lions play there!

>>65057278
>>65057281

Not the above poster but the guy is very easy to hate, such a arrogant douche bag.
He's currently bombing out of his first match due to obviously not being able to handle a packed stadium.
Guy needs to get away from his douchebag brother/manager and get a better team around him otherwise he's going to get nowhere.

>>65057324
Kyrgios seems like a bother to be around I agree

But I can't miss an opportunity to bring up Australia's glorious past

>>65057320
>not Kyrgiosoupoulous

>>65057324
he is just memeing it up
the media are full of themselves and think he owes anybody something
I'd do the same thing

>when hewitt goes i wont have a proper aussie to root for anymore

>yurospurt unironically showing Niculescu instead of Kyrgios

How can you be this retarded?

>>65057305
is he awake?

>>65057324
>douchebag

what fucking aussie says this

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Should I cheer Aga and stay here or watch ind vs aus and go to /cric/?

>>65057339
I await the return of the Kokk, he actually seems like a cool guy

Matt Barton is unironically the single best hope for Australian tennis.

Also holy shit I want to murder players when they run to the net to check a mark before NOT even challenging.

>>65057341
If you got satellite try the other ESP channels. Sometimes they got different matches.

>>65057339
I'm looking through the Aussie players in this tournament

>wogs
>hongers
>slavs
>more slavs

and we get shit for being multicultural

>>65057339
what's wrong with Omar & Groth?

>>65057362
Australia is a fucking island in the middle of nowhere that used to be filled with abos

What's your excuse?

damn Eugenie is a perfect woman

>>65057322
wew is this the legendary big strong aussie banter i've heard of?

>>65057362
"Skilled migrants" aussies are as much cucks as Germany desu but they hide it well, stralya is full of Pakis blacks and such

>>65057372
Based Nick got all up in there

>>65057332
>>65057333
His brother/manager is the major problem. He needs someone who isn't going to back him when he be's a immature shithead, he needs an adult to tell him to pull his fucking head in.

>>65057370
Canada is mostly wilderness and frozen wasteland that used to be filled with Injuns that practiced slavery

>>65057376
Our skilled migrant system has been a resounding success

>>65057370
>used to be filled with abos
wog genocide when?

>>65057378
you mean the Kokk

>>65057376
not so much blacks but this is true, the biggest difference is that we choose we bring in, unlike Europe.

Thank you based Tone

>>65057365
omar is too young and groth is a servebabby

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Who /geniearmy/ here

>>65057398
she looks like a man here

>>65057378
delet this

>>65057376

the only black person I've met was a black british slag that is as dark as the night

she works at my dads pub

>>65057398
she's hot as fuck.
so's beatrice.
but fuck..she seems annoying.

>>65057398

>8%

>>65057401
>not wanting your kids to have manly jaws

>>65057398
>I'm such a nerd XD

Is Kyrgios going to let fly any banter mid game between aces?

vamos kyrigos

THEY ACTUALLY SWAPPED THE LINESMAN

why does kyrgios style himself like a young black kid from 1991?

>>65057425
he already has
>YEA ARE YOU SURE THOUGH?
he's bantering the umpire hard for late calling

>>65057278
> Your nation was founded by losers

t. Person whose country was founded by the same sought of people, plus the French

>>65057446
sort you idiot

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>Keerios wins
>only to get BTFO by Berdman in the next round

>>65057439
Should at least wear a collared shirt.

>>65057446
>>65057452
probably on his phone m8.

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sheeeit

>>65057339

Hewitt is such a shithead but gotta admit I respect him for never giving up on those 5 set matches.... unless he has a sore ankle or shoulder....

>mfw tennis players are weak as piss

>>65057439
typical wog, its what they are like.

Is it me or does anyone else think kyrigos is like the Neymar of tennis?

>>65057352
Agreed, Kokk is least biggest douche in Aussie tennis

>>65057464
>top 5 in the world
nawwwww.
>country on his back
naaahhhh

>>65057464
Nadal is the Neymar of tennis
or at least he was

>>65057452
I nearly had to concede a point, but I noticed a small spelling error in your post

>>65057375
He's not talking about the Detroit Lions shitlord

>>65057437
not really, just moved the shit guy to the baseline.

Omar actually broke Tsonga btw

>>65057471

With nick being only 20. He can definitely reach that stage imo.

>>65057376
>Pakis and blacks
No this is you, don't project.

We are mostly filled with asians of all sorts. I don't like it at all, but asians keep their dramas to themselves instead of mugging you in a ten man mob if you glance in their direction.

If only they mowed their fucking lawns.

>>65057459
Genie just filed a lawsuit against you for posting her picture on the internet

now you must pay her 5 million dollars in damages

> tfw watching kyrigos get mad from the front row
hopefully he throws a racquet my way

>>65057317
Yeah, it's a pretty mediocre ground.

Not memeing, the best ground for cricket in this country is probably Adelaide. MCG has the prestige though

>>65057464
probably, at the same level as neymar was at his age at their sport, don't know if he'll reach a single digit seed or become another tsonga though t b h

djoko is the messi of tennis, now who is the ronaldo?

>>65057493
take a cheeky pic and post

Nick's brother is a weird fuck

Lleyton Hewitt accepted my friend request on normiebook

Does everyone still hope Fedgoat will win the tournament or are we all rooting for someone else now?

>>65057497
Federer

>>65057504
berdych always.
nole 2nd.

>>65057497

Nadal when he was good desu

>>65057515
nadal now.
tsuuuuuuudonaldo fell off a cliff, but not as quick as nadal.

>>65057511
>Berdych

můj černoš

>>65057504
For memes I'm rooting for Lleyton

For realisim I'm rooting for Roger

>>65057478
Where in my post did I imply he was talking about the Detroit Lions? fucking aspie

>>65057280
Nadal lost to Verdasco. not even close to being the same thing

>>65057526
2bf, 90% of Americans who hear "the Lions" in the context of sport will think Detroit

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>>65057500

>>65057535
I was able to use deduction and figure he was talking about an australian team and was able to use google to confirm.

>>65057324
he's just 20. cut him slack ffs

>>65057511
why so eastern bloc? is Tomic not enough for you

>>65057539
yell out "GO 4CHAN KYRGIOS"

>>65057526
>>65057540
You LITERALLY abused Australian banter in a sarcastic manner without realising it was an ELITE joke. kys.

>>65057504
based Kei man

>they put a location block on the 7tennis site
>on day 3
fucking retarded cunts

>>65057549
but I did realize it... Are you having trouble with reading Ahmed?

>break
>broken right back

Every single time

More like Nick Queerios

>>65057543
tomic is stupid but hilarious offcourt.
oncourt he plays like a stiff.
but no, i'm not a slav but i don't hate slavs either bc i'm not anglo.

> Kyrgios' sister

THAT SISTER

>>65057552
>go around the block
>the stream now actually loads
ty based aussies
still lags at some points but whatever

>>65057554
>This damage control

Jesus Christ, they weren't lying when they said Americlaps have shit banter

Jesus some of Kygrios' shots make me diamonds

>all this kyrgios hype
>he's an aboriginal
wew lads

>>65057575
he's the future of tennis. better believe it

is jasika elite?

Cueva seems like a dignified family man, stop being so classless Nicholas

>>65057575
As much as I think he's a douche, he's actually bretty good.

>>65057572
Hopefully all aussies aren't as retarded as you

>>65057582
Nothing wrong with paying respect to the original australians m8

>>65057582
>literally no abo
unless his dad's grandfather fucked an abo.

>>65057582
He's Greek/Malay lad

>shot between the legs
cocky fucking wog cunt, this is why no one likes you you arrogant prick

NICK YOU ELITE MOTHERFUCKER

If Kyrgios goes far this tournament, will he get enough money to finally afford a decent haircut?

>>65057541
What do you know Muhammed?
The only sport you sand people play is fuck the 8 year old

Eugenie's shorts seem a bit see through

>>65057600
he does that shit all the time bruv

Question: are Yugos also wogs? Why are Lebs distinct from wogs?

>>65057600
Seriously?

>>65057612
lebs are as close to wogs as you can be w/o being one.

>>65057607
pissed herself bc aga just broke her.

bouchard is trash and will NEVER be the next goat

I keep thinking Cuevas is wearing a Rabbitohs hat and its annoying me

>>65057612
Yes, and lebs are distinct if they're Muslims. Christian Lebs are wogs

>eugenie in charge of not making unforced errors

>>65057600
He does one every game

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>tfw no second ball to grab in your pocket

>those genie and aga titcams.
>when they were learning forward to receive
noice

>>65057600
wow you guys are way too harsh on him 2bh

>thread actually discussing tennis

What happened to you lads

Is kyrg elite?
Will this tournament be the start of a year of Kyrgwinslol?

Why do women's tennis players where skirts, then undershorts, then undies under that? Wouldn't that be ridiculously hot? Why not just wear shorts?

>>65057634
Australians are notorious for hating on what we call "tall poppies"
In saying that he doesn't do much to help his case

>>65057642
one is for putting an extra ball into

>>65057639
The cricket is still going so the real shitposters haven't moved over yet

>>65057642
breathable fabrics

>>65057642
nike and adidas want to sell overpriced skirts

>>65057642
Most people don't fap to tennis and the players probably don't want to show anything when they go all athletic and flexible.

Could you imagine how elite Kygrios could be if he had a coach who pulled him into line?

lmao he's already mad

Why does Prime 7 have three channels and they're all the same game?

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>>65057651
>Most people don't fap to tennis
Speak for yourself senpai

WHAT IS HE SAYING

STOP TALKING OVER HIM

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>>65057664

MELTDOWN

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>omar jasika
>omar
>blonde, blue eyes

Did his mum get browned?

>>65057664
It would feel quite like having sex with a horse.

>>65057661
Because Prime7 has 3 feeds all broadcasting identically.

7two and 7 mate are used for other games.

You in Newcastle lad?

>>65057651
>Not watching a sharapova match and timing your pulls to her screams

>>65057664
>if she wasn't black
wew
but maybe she wouldn't be half as good at tennis.

fucking bathroom break already, fuck nick. I fucking hate him

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G E N I E
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N
I
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THAT SET POINT

GENIE WORSHIPPERS BTFP

Based fucking Radwa

>inb4 Bouchard chokes on a Gatorade energy drink between sets and sues Chipotle

>>65057688

genie from down under was such a GOAT show

is kyrgios the new nadal then?

>>65057606
real aussie sportsmen

>>65057677
7mate is showing Cajun Pawn Stars and Tsonga is playing on 7Two.
Newcastle yeah, how'd you know?

>>65057671
Bosniaks

They're Slavs who heard the good news of Muhammad hundreds of years back

>shooting up PEDS in the bathroom

>>65057664
>>>/an/

>>65057699
Prime is the Newcastle broadcast affiliate for 7. I'm in Newcastle too senpai

>>65057620
lebs are nigger wogs

want to know who goes to the bathroom a lot? diabetics, bet nick is a diabetic cunt. hope someone steals his insulin, diabetic twat

>>65057709

harsh tweet but fair

now i know how shooter mcgavin felt in happy gilmore

"Went from TANKing in the last return"
Do they know our memes already?

>>65057651
So why wear skirts with shorts under them? How is just wearing the shorts somehow more revealing?

>>65057707
Didn't know that, thanks.
Are we hitting up Customs later for student night?

>>65057717
Silhouette

It's like wearing a skirt over leggings instead of just leggings

>>65057717
Probably not for any reason other than the men still wearing collared shirts unlike Kyrgios because he's a wog. But more class I guess.

Has Kyrgios got the filthiest pill in tennis?

Why isn't Genie your waifu?

>>65057717

they aren't meant to be hyper practical, they are made by clothing sponsors who intend to sell those in stores so they have to look good

its been like 2 years since genie beat a top 10 player. can this meme that shes the future of wta die already

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fuck off radwanska your not sexually desirable why should you win reeeeeeee

remember how fucking hot aggie looked with bleached hair?

Nick pooped himself

>>65057737
because her sister is better

>>65057744
She was, but then she realised she was hot so she started caring more about modelling than actual Tennis.

those moans
*waaaaaaah...*
*waaaaaah...*

>>65057755
see >>65057756
aga is nice. would missionary.
genie is shit. see >>65057760

this fucking guy is hit up partner tier. holy shit do something

Why does Queerios grunt so much? It's like watching women's tennis.

>>65057768
do you think that's what he sounded like when he was busting in genie?

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Tennis casual here. Is the Aussie Open considered the least prestigious major?

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>>65057755
>Radwanska
>not sexually desirable

Latino Slavs, everybody

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>>65057737

some of us have taste

who /petra/ here?

>ctrl + f
>"wog"
>1 of 12
le racism is funnay maymay xDDDDDD

>>65057780
Yes. Wimbledon>France>US>Aus

>>65057756

remember how shit her results were the second she started dying her hair

>>65057780
tbqf historically yes.
but recently, it's produced the best matches.

>>65057780
yes. but the most fun after wimbledon

K Y R G I O S
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>>65057784
> Over 250 posts
> A dozen mention race, of which half are ironic
> I need to mention race here, in order to prove how I'm totally not racist

>>65057777
QUADS

>>65057737
Cause she's a bitch and grossly overrated by our media
A qt but there's many in tennis

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>nadal can't make it past the first round
>kyrwog looks increasingly like he'll be in the third
>kyrwog also blew nadal the fuck out in wimbledon a year or two ago

hmm...

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>>65057760
They are both slags desu

>>65057780
Yeh but its actually the best because the players die from heatstroke

> kyrigos says thank you to the ballboys
> kyrigos
> rude and arrogant
literally channel 7 propaganda

>>65057780
Aussie Open has deadly heat
French Open has clay
Wimbledon has grass and pretentiousness

What does the US Open have besides being last on the calendar?

>literally un-coachable
does that mean he's elite?

>>65057811
what seriously

cuevas should just throw in the towel already

>>65057780
probably, but its a lot of fucking fun every year and the players obviously love it. There aint no shame in it so relax m8

>>65057822
best drunk crowds

What makes Kyrigos an asshole, his Greek half or his Malaysian half?

Feel sorry for the ballboys having to hold towel a greasy the wog just wiped all his sweat on. Poor cunts will probably catch hepatitis or something.

>>65057832
neither
he's aussie

>>65057822

big prize purse and a huge center court

>>65057832
>half Greek
>half Malaysian

WHY.webm

Does Kyrgios have a gold dummy around his neck or is it something else on his chain?

>>65057832

How would you feel if you were the son of a sex tourist who forgot to use a condom while in Malaysia? Also he got the short end of the stick because both his siblings got light skin while he is as dark as his mum

>>65057822
tiebreakers in the last set

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>>65057832
Kyrgios banged your waifu m8. Sorry to tell you that.

>>65057833
he thanks them for it though, so kyrigos feels their suffering.

>>65057843
And it's a Greek father and an Asian mother. That totally wasn't predictable or anything

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>>65057858
why does she look like rosamund?

>>65057810
>sister got the tits
>eugenie got the talent

>>65057858
Cute ponytail, but I've got bigger tits than her

>>65057844
there's a cross on it I think

>>65057870
she doesn't at all. Nice facial blindness

>>65057858
Look at that nose, it's a fucking equilateral triangle.

>>65057876
Yeh cause kyrgios is the saviour of aussie tennis

>>65057876
Why are the people with crosses always the biggest douchebags? Like, I'm a scumbag, but I least I don't pretend I'm devout

>Channel 7 using twitter followers as a stat

fucking hell

>2-0
TANK

>>65057895
> Not respecting based and future Grand Slam winner Kokkinakis

>>65057909
Based banger of girlfriends

Cuevas has a nice backhand.

>>65057909
>all dem Greeks tho

Perfidious race t.b.h. Decent food though.

WE'RE NOT GOING TO SIT IN SILENCE

hahaha fuck off hypeboy

>>65057929
>Kyrgios
>Greek
Dont dog us out like lebs you Μαλαkά

Genie getting got

poogenie poochard on pooicide watch

>dasha vs petra

might have a casual pregame wank to some slav porn

>>65057935
WE'RE NOT GONNA LIVE IN FEAR

Dulux dog is being robbed of the spotlight by hose mythbuster mongs
Not pleased

>>65057718
Wanna hit bar on the hill at the uni?

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>losing my hair at incredibly fast rate
>tfw I'm going to nadal-tier within a year

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>bouchard

bOUTchard

BASED ROLEX

BABA AGA

WESTERN SLAVIC MASTER RACE

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QUEBEC ON SUICIDE WATCH

>BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT >BOUSHIT

>>65058004
Shave it, it's not that big a deal t.b.h. Or consider plugs if you don't look good bald.

lmao tsonga

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AGA DOO DOO DOO

>>65057822
highest statistical probability of being shot in a mass shooting

>>65058004
iktfb
>tfw my mom gave manlet genes and shitty hair genes
>tfw my dad gave me shitty nose and ear genes and brown skin color genes

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>be canadian
>not invited to party real countries are having to discuss bombing muslims
>can't even make is past the second round of the meme slam

2016 is off to a bad start for our milk jug deficient friends

>>65057971
Not. Happy. Jan.

>>65058021
Having to keep it shaved constantly sounds troublesome though

>>65057953
OOOOoooooOOOOoOOooooOOOOoooOOOOo

>>65057830
>New York values

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COFwrOH_y3Y

>>65058049
It's not, I take an electric razor to it three or four times a week. Easy.

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>>65058036
>

Why is Djoker GOAT?

>>65058021
Yeah, bald men can pull it off as long as their in decent shape. It's really not a big deal if you're a bald man unless you're 18 or something, in which case, as I said, just keep in decent shape and by your late 20s you'll be doing as well as anyone else

>>65058066
He isnt

>>65058066
Drug cheat and match fixer.

>>65058036
and who may i ask is that smug raven haired biscotti

>>65058036
>mfw Easterners unironically drink bagged milk and speak French on a regular basis

>>65058066
Not GOAT but an ATG

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>tsonga can slip a ballgirl some date rape drugs then slip her the dick on fucking camera and get away with it
>muslim refugees turn me down at tafe when I ask if they have a burqa for their muff as a pick up line

fuck off

>>65058064
Someone still got "visited by the Downsyndrome Superman of Canada" pic?

>chokeios

Fuckin bullshit

>>65058095

looks like the premier of queensland lad

Has TANK gone to WANK?