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When I was a Jong boy edition

Previous thread: >>64995873

>Living like Bahrain kings sub-edition

>Helpful links
http://pastebin.com/mDAydpyK

>/bet/ wiki
http://slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia

>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6

>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf

>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
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Thread sponsored by Sugarpova
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Matches simply DO NOT end 9-0. One more comes.
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3rd for being up for the year
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>>65028195
In physical tears here
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>tfw you get on the train late and miss the final stop
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>how to win on /bet/
Don't bet.
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Why didn't you guys cash it for large profit when they hit the ninth? :^)
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DANGEROUS FREE KICK
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Cannot win a bet.
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>>65028231

because cashing out is -ev
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HAHAHAH DOWN THOUSANDS
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Down five figures for the month.
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What's THE chase? Down an absolute cunt here
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>tfw you accidentally bet on Qalali +8

A-atleast it was only a small.
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15th for not following any /bet/ tip and being profitable on knowledge
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Scared to so sums
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>>65027447
>>65027493

easiest money of my life desu
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Iran look a sure thing, but I just know they'll lose if I get on
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Bet365's inplay trading is becoming laughable. They have started following IBC religiously. In this Bahrain cup game, you will have noticed their asian lines were sitting at silly odds with one side much higher than the other. That is because IBC had the same. When the 9th went in, IBC took a while to put odds up again while Singbet went us as usual. 365 didnt know what to do hence the long suspension. They then put their own odds up (-1.5 with 15 min to go). With 10 min to go, they had U10 @ 1.95. This is a silly line, especially considering Singbet had U9.75 @ 1.7ish. I was on U10 on 365 btw.
Bet365 are worse at trading than the summer of last year. Thanks for reading.
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>>65028302
BEEP BEEP
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>>65028302
THANKS FOR THE AFTERTIME YOU FUCKING CUNT. FUNNILY ENOUGH IT'S EASIER TO MENTION WINNING BETS AFTER THEY HAVE WON AS OPPOSED TO BEFORE. IT'S ALSO REALLY USEFUL TO KNOW THAT 365 AREN'T AS GOOD AT TRADING MATCHES AS ASIAN SITES, DIDN'T KNOW THAT SO THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP, WILL DEFINITELY START USING 365 MORE OFTEN.

WOULD LOVE TO BOTTLE YOU. FUCKING CUNT
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>>65028334
zzzz
I was telling the slugs who have friends and 365 accounts. Not losers with no mates like yourself.
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>>65028350
u, u response from yourself.
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Famagusta + handi is WORLD
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BET YOUR BANK ROLL ON JONG PSV

MONEY IS GUARANTEED
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>>65028390
Info?
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tfw they score again before you can reback
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F A N J A D C
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>>65028479
Iran?
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>>65028506
Yep
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>>65028394
teamsheets lid
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>>65028532
pls stop
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>>65028302
Always interesting to learn more about how bookies and scouts work, thanks m8
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Got 80p left in my account lids, what do it put it on?
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>>65028600
Some classic lotto shite
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too soon heerenveen, too soon
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Small on de Graafschap +1.75 and medium on Feyenoord SW.
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>>65028600
VVV @1.65
and Watford @3.3
Vitoria Setubal @3.1
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>>65028296
>African Nations Cup
why.wav
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De Graafschap AIR.
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oh they might wear classic reeboks, or knackered converse, or tracky bottoms tucked in socks
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>>65028757
Pains me that de Graafschap + is a bad bet and is going to win
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>>65028805
Kek. Feyenoord concedes in the same minute. ;^)

>>65028808
First teamers are WELL UP FOR IT.
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>Feyenoord
>dutch defending
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>>65028757
>not dangered on Feyenoord but dangered on Graafschap
JUST
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>>65028805

awwww
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>v. small stake @9 eaten up thanks to a missed penalty
i shouldn't be so angry about pennies but i am very angry about pennies

>>65028757
keeping an eye on these
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>>65028820
Feyenoord has a tez bench so their first teamers should play most of the match. R-rebacking.

>>65028824
>Football matches are 11 minutes long
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>>65028813
Clueless slug who thinks he's shrewd for looking at a teamsheet with no real knowledge of players/teams
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Might be going out shagging this weekend, any tips lads?
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>>65028705
Welcome back le slovak lotto man you were missed
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>Rebacked just 2 seconds before the goal

tybfeyenoord

>>65028846
Please name me the 3 best players of each team.
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>>65028870
You know he is just gonna reply with some tez meme like waah waah goo goo
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>>65028864
buy them a white wine spritzer
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small on denizlispor 0ah, look motivated enough but don't really like larger stakes on the + in this situation
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>>65028864
Drugs.
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>>65028864
chicks love dudes who can give them cocaine
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Hate gambling desu
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>>65028906
Roofies the key to 8+ eh?
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>Wasn't sure whether to back the -0.25 FH at 1-1 in the Feyenoord game

Feel a bit ill.
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>>65028924
Any kind really. Roofies, coke, mdma.
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>>65028898
>>65028906
>>65028914

Any non-drug related tips lads?
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>every possible chase game postponed

DAC
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>>65028956
Don't ever stop talking to them, they hate silence more than their own lives
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>>65028956
Go to a dark club/bar to hide your ugly mug.
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>>65028956
Show them your p&l
Bitches love a spreadsheet
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Can't win a bet
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>>65028968
Belgium?
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>>65028956
I know a lad who just walks up to girls and says he wants to fuck them. He's slept with loadsa women

Do that
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>>65029000
>lying
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>>65028956
Just be yourself, you sad little slug. Find some mongy bint who doesn't mind being seen with a clueless plumber's apprentice and you're set.
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>>65028914
what kind of roll do i need to not feel -ev when purchasing coke? atleast 5 digits right?

>>65028867
thanks lid, follow with caution though, a week off can really hamper one's spidey senses. felt like a lost child looking at the skedge, need to get that predatory instinct back
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>>65029005
I can believe it. I have a mate with a similar attitude. He gets shot down a huge amount, like tons but he tries it on with just about every half decent girl there. It only takes one yes. Helps if you are quick with the banter though, I could never do it.
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>>65029005
Nah, I actually do

He's attractive though, in a rugged way not a twink way
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>>65029023
coke is for losers

you only get it so losers (girls) think you're cool
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Literally not kissed a girl in two years, only contact with a girl has been when I'm absolutely wasted/high. Have nothing to say.
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>>65029065
truest post i've ever seen on /bet/
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Did somebody die in the Feyenoord game? Swear it has been on "injury" for like 10 mins
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>>65028914
Is coke super easy to come by in Uraguay? Like easier than buying pot in the US?
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JUST ABOUT TO CHASE ON MACCABI TEL AVIV -1.5 AND AKKO GET A RED

CAN'T EVEN GET ON A BET NEVERMIND LOSE IT FFS
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>>65029000
>>65029005

I believe this. It's kinda like a PUA style thing. You might need to say a little bit more but it can work because of the emotional spike they get from you just walking up and saying that to them.
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>Heerenveen 4-0
>Not on

JUST
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Does BT post on here any more?
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>>65029074

pmsl

Use tinder you faggot.
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>>65029085
Uruguay is one of the highest consumers of coke per capita in the entire world

Never bought any but being surrounded by artists, musicians, football players and ultras, yeah it's extremely easy
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De Graafschap absolute dire. Cashing out when I can get my stake back.
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>>65029127
Got nothing to say to my matches pal
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>>65029139
Told you :^)
>>65029115
Zwolle team is pretty good desu, no reason to take minus unless you really rate Slagveer
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>>65029126
He died.
Saw Harold across the street and rushed to say hi when a truck hit him. Police identified him by his yellow shirt.
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Maccabi Tel Aviv -2 is a SPECIAL
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>>65029126
I think he tips as anon
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>>65029172
>Le soccerway judge

Mein sides.
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>>65029193
On so large i can't even breath
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>>65029206
Clueless, I urge you to keep track of team news/results from previous games rather than
>hurr durr, this team has more first teamers than the one, they must cover the line lol xD
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>>65029193
Done my absolute NUT on this tbqh
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>>65028933
As someone who did get on this I am now the one who feels ill
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>Feyenoord
kek
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legit question, why the fuck is dutch defending so poor?
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>>65029159

Why? It's a texting app, you dont even have to reply instantly like in a real conversation.

You have minutes to think of something to say.

How can you not have something to say?
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>>65029115
know that feel, completely forgot about it after that early goal untill the 2nd hit, was too late at that point baka

>>65029065
b-but muh hollywood movies

i'll never understand why broke people pick up a coke habit though when there's cheaper and stronger drugs available
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>>65029265
Give me something to say
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>>65029193
On LARGE
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Literally 6 month's rent on Maccabi -2
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>>65029295

An opener or you mean things to talk about in general?
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>>65029295
"Tears if you missed the fix"
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CAN'T STOP TOPPPPPPPPPPPPPING UP
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>>65029246
>muh buildup play

>>65029241
S-sorry, overs was the bet. :(
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>To the tune of I Want Candy

I know a bloke who used to be shrewd,
He was genuine, not a pseud,
He was winning, every day,
At times he was on fire,

I keep losing,
I keep losing,

I keep losing,
I keep losing,

What do people think?
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>>65028981
I am interested in the Belgium matches as well. Why did the matches get postponed?
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>>65029319
An opener, hard to get past the mundane conversation route which ends in 5 messages
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/bet/ meet from a few weeks ago
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>>65029387
Terrorism
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>>65029403

Alright buddy, watch this video when you have time :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwBLArv58xc
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>>65029377
Shit. Lazy. Uncreative. Syllables don't match with the original so it can't be sung fluently.
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>>65029354
£675 a month but shared with my girlfriend
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>>65029377
Used to be up, now I'm down
Used to smile, now I frown
Rball, info, fixes, nothing works
Every day ends in waterworks
Ooooooooh!

I keep losing,
I keep losing,

I keep losing,
I keep losing,

Dac! Dac! Dac! Dac!
Dac! Dac! Dac! Dac!
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>>65029410
>the face of that mighty beast under rossy boy
you just KNOW
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>>65029377
Like it tbqh
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>>65029410

never knew there were so many girls in /bet/
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No way do Tel Aviv only win by 1
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>>65029470
Odds he dropped a load on that huge forehead?
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>>65029453
What was the original post you replied to? Its been deleted.
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>>65029468
>rhyming works with works

noice
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Tempted to put £100 on over 2.5 Tel Aviv but they aren't getting many shots in
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>>65029448
Can you do any better?
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>>65029510
>7 shots in 32 mins
Not bad desu

Also FATIGUE
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>>65029481

it was just me (on the left), another brit anon (purple shirt), J West (brown lad) and Ross turned up too so we let him come over for a chat

the girls all came over when they realised we were all BIG BOYS
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>>65029496
Was asking how much you guys paid your bulls. :^)
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>>65029489
They don't even win with the way 2016 has gone so far x

#permaDAC #loserlife #lentilsforamonth
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>>65029502
Songwriting is not my forte :P
Happy to hear any feedback, good or bad!
>>65029475
Thank you buddy
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>>65029526
Reckon Tel Aviv to score in both halves is a better punt
2.75
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>>65029522
Yes.

I actually write music for aspiring artists.
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>>65029489
got a real bad feelin about this bruh

>>65029493
@3.85
just look at her, any respectable trader recognizes a dominatrix when he sees one
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>>65029193
asian handicap right?
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>>65029557
Give us some lyrics then mr big shot
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SMACKING Tel Aviv
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>>65029615
what bet lad
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Staked a monumental amount on Olympiakos -1. Head's gone. Moved line loads pmsl. People will probably think it's fixed.
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1111111111111111111111111
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11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
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Tennis is rigged

http://www.bbc.com/sport/tennis/35319202
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111111111111111
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J
E
W
S U M S
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Not on
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>>65029080
Feyernood GK carted off in an ambulance, looked serious apparently
http://www.soccernews.nl/news/341683/Feyenoord-goalie_loopt_zorgwekkende_blessure_op_bij_beloften
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>>65029687
News articles about matchfixing need to be stopped
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top lel at that turkey match, alanya up 6-0 but losing on DAs, glad i semi-judged and went smaller on the 0 should have smacked overs harder

thank you based jews for that timely goal
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>>65029711
O V E R S
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https://twitter.com/PeterBolton3/status/689153341839003651/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

United U21s lads
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>>65028757
3-1 Groningen
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>>65029765
>being this late
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>>65029738
SO shrewd.
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About to go LARGEEEE on over 2.5 on the Tel Aviv game

who's with me because I can't afford to lose this
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>>65029803
why not go -2
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>>65029794
only semi lad :)

feyenoord jonges pretty based though, showing pure heart for their lost friend
R I P Kenneth
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>>65029825
Don't see tel aviv scoring another 2 without conceeding
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Hello, Olympiacos goal when?
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>>65029825
Does that mean Tel aviv would need another 2 goals, or just one more?
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>>65029897
another two, hapoel a man down though and maccabi dominating possession
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BASI BOOMS - (Harps) @basiharpreet 2 hrs2 hours ago
••• BASI BOOMS SPECIAL TIP JUST POSTED VIA WHATS APP TO MY SUBSCRIBERS - 5/1 WOW - IM VERY CONFIDENT ••• 5/1 - 5/1 - 5/1 @FootyAccums

Anyone know what it is? Dying for a chase here chaps
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>>65029960
It'll be something tez like Swansea to win and BTTS. Can imagine it will be that match and something awful like that.
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How does Rossy boy do it? Must be staking sums to move the line so much
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>>65029960

shaking
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Need tipperleaks to come back
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>>65030030
I can't
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On Blackburn tbqh
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Is Basi Booms actually shrewd? What is his ROI?
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>>65030102
No and he just lives off subscriber money
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>>65030135

so what do the people do when they subscribe and start losing?
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>>65030102
He told me he hit 75% at odds between 1.9 and 2.1 so theoretically around 70%
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>>65030147
He blocks you if you complain but most people are probably naive enough to just keep following anyway
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So much on Olympiakos
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WHAT HAVE I DONE

GOODBYE STUDENT LOAN.

Should I just cash out and take the -£80 hit?
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>>65030209
Questioning where your head is right now
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>>65028390
Looks shit
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>>65030209
What were you thinking
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>>65030209
>Actually falling for the acca edge gimmick.
Such a good idea from them. Gonna make them millions.
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>>65030209
>4 match accy that doesn't even double your money
dun goof'd
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MACKERS IS LARGE ON OLYMPIACOS

100K
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>>65030209
Not even a double up kek
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Charlotte pls win
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>>65030263

What does it do?

Also I was wondering can bookies patent an idea so only they can use it? I believe Betfair first introduce cash out (might be wrong) why cant they make it so only they can use it?
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>>65030097
111111111111
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>>65030287
I saw it on TV last night. If your acca loses by 1 leg, you get your stake back as real money BUT you get lower odds if it wins. So many people will think theyre acca is solid but will take it because they are "always one off" and they get their money back to try again. But really, they only remember the ones they were just a goal away AND if the win, BF only pay out about 75%.
As for the patenting ideas, you'll need to ask intellectually property law expert Lux on bet365 live chat.
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>>65030263
Yeah if I cash out now I'll only get £270.


Idk what to do lads.
I'm a dumb idiot 19 year old hooked
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>>65030327

That's smart as fuck. Bookies so shrewd.
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Need Maccabi -2 like AIR
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>>65030327
>Theyre acca is solid
You're better than that lad
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>>65030339
Getter get on your knees and pray Man U and Benfica are well up for it.

>>65030370
Too busy shaking at the sums I have on Jong shite because they simply cant lose yet are mostly losing
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2222222222222
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twotwotwotwotwotwo
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Meh just took the 1H line
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>>65030396

You are, by far, the worst cunt on this board
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>>65030393
I'M PRAYING TO /BET/ GODS NOW


FUCK IT BOYS IM STAYING IN
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Can i turn £200 into 2.5k in a month?
if not does anyone want to buy massively losing accounts
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>>65030466
#believe
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>>65030469

You can if it's a god tier month. Like May-August.

I doubt you could do it in January.
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shaking at the thought of twitchers getting their hands on the glacis lines, surely this rball cannot go unanswered for long
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333333
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Down thousands on Olympiakos, suicidal
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>>65030575
I was thinking BTTS desu. Glacis were decent last game but shocking defence. Would be on +2.25 if they hadnt conceded against the run of play last week.
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put a fiver on Manu vs Southham staying 1-0
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>>65030544
turned 400 into 2k between 3rd and 10th before going on a bad tilt that really shouldn't have happened, still pissed at myself t b h

from what i've gathered from the occasional skim of the thread, a lot of big losses came after that, so maybe i would have been down more if that tilt didn't make me take a break
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>>65030631
Not on anything. No good odds. No twitter updates either.
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>Blackburn
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>>65030687

but your bet on everything style is conducive to big wins and big losses so that is normal desu
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Selling accounts, email me if you're interested.
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>>65030734
what does this mean?
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>>65030684
>Manu
>Southham
What are these exotic teams? Can't see them on bovada
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for o/u in in the FA cup, is it 90 mins? or the whole match
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>>65030631
got sheets? line isn't really swerving at all, was thinking about the minus if it would move to much but bit hesitant now. remember if they had dominant rball last game or just going off the goal?
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>>65030749
Want to buy all my euro bookie accounts?
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Everyone getting booked in the Eibar game
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>>65030762

90 mins unless it says otherwise.
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>>65030723
living like a rockstar la

the key is to identify when your blood shrewdar levels drop low and stop betting, take a walk and come back stronger
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>>65030766
No. Lions only beat Angels 2-0 and Glacis are better than Angels imo. I remember, I bet on it and tipped Glacis 0 AH from 1-0 and 2-0 down.
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>>65030792
Thanks Denmark bro, youll receive some of my winnings through venmo
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>>65030762
The whole match is 90 minutes
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>>65030817

Keep them and treat yourself something nice lad
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>>65030805
getting lethargic monitoring this rball, small staking u8.5 corners t b h
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Down 4k this year, lost my head totally
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>>65030871
Hang in there. What do you usually bet on?
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>>65030864
Madman. +2.25 was certainly the bet. Wish I had looked into it more before ko.
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James Mckeown On +0.5 at 1.64 need money lets go
Like · Reply · 2 · 5 mins

James Mckeown Down spastic
Like · Reply · Just now
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>>65030950
kek
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Fucking hell this is going downhill really fast.
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>>65031058

CTFOL (cash the fuck out lad)
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>>65031100

This poses a good question.

is cashing out a -ev bet further -ev or does it make it slightly less -ev?
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>>65031100
I'm up 25k today, so I don't really care that much anymore. I'm going down with this, as all teams still are able to pull off a turn around.
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>>65031058
IMAGINE backing a sub-1.2 fav in Gibraltar pre-ko that isnt Lincoln or Europa. Just why?
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New Calijah for the collection.
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>>65031191

>implying anyone has a Calijah collection

only got a Rossy and Euan folder here
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>>65031191
Not an ugly lad at all tbf
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>>65031237

BIG BOY
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pmsl
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>>65031147

Less.
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System is good lads - might revolutionise the world.

Stay tuned.
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>>65031288

Something funny there? Care to share your JOKE?
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DAC on swansea relegation bet
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>>65031329
My sister bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti.... you should've seen her face when I drove pasta
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>>65031404

LMAO USING THIS ONE
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I'm still here boys

need a Lions goal like AIR
[spoiler]I should cash out shouldn't I[spoiler]
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>>65031404
Would test your chin you fucking goober
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>>65031191
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>>65031436
>there's unironically 2(two) people in this thread at the very least who have an accy with lions gibraltar in it
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That goal in the Sparta Rotterdam game
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>>65031457
RARE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyONbqggasY
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Getting on Lions @ 2.35 tbqh
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>>65031547

GET A LOAD OFTHIS LAD HAHAHAHAHAH HES A LAD TOP SHAGGER LOL!!
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>>65031671

Wasteman
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>>65031561
HAHAHAH
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>>65031561

Kek
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>>65031436
i am pmsl
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i hope you lads learned a lesson today honestly
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BLACKBURN BABY
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>>65031816
>celebrating the goal of a team with the word Black in it.

Could you be any more of a cuck?
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I now realise why bookies carry the leagues I make profit in.
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cannot believe, was lining up a wealdstone 0ah and they score 15 fucking seconds into the 2nd half

like whoa slow down you cunts
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would you shag calijah's bird
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>>65031927
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>unironically backing a team @ 1.14 in an accy with 2 months rent who lose 3-0
Must be a record.
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>glacis covering as if they were on a -2.25
>only up small on a meme bet
might neck myself lads
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>>65031989
Kek
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Bulls +7.5. Detroit shot lights out in the first on mostly contested jumpers. Can't keep it up
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whyyyyyyy did I only put £10 when it was 10.0
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rush starting on film4, watch if you haven't before, it's dece
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Thank you Eibar!!
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>>65031737
>>65031738
Was a worm bet looking back
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Anyone else backing eibar for next goal? Granada look pretty exposed
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Got ~£70 in my account but haven't had the balls to bet on anything today, what do lads?
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>>65032074
Undateables lid
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>>65032159
Bet on Watford next goal
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>5-0
-4.5 for Glacis must've been something unreal like 200/1
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>1.12 to win away
>lose 5-0

rossyboy must have given his contacts a ring
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>Lions gibraltar
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top kok
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fuck off glacis stop reminding me about not being on jesus christ

can not imagine what the odds on 5:0 would be if it was available, 4:0 would already be 4 digits surely
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LOVE these muppets adverts so much. SO catchy
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>>65032191
Try 1000.

Must have been Lions news but NOT ONE of the 4 twitter accounts that would normally cover the game posted anything.
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Tears! My BTTS bet would have LOST
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Glacis unbelievable.
Only up a small on DC but this is crazy.
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>>65032237

Imagine if you had a contact at the game and tipped it. You would have been a /bet/ hall of famer.
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>wasn't on 6-0 CS at thousands
Why continue living
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dios mio, never thought i'd had to take a walk in sub zero temperatures when up from a match, feel pale and sick
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>>65032286
J West was at the game and tipped in UAC tipping from half time apparently
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>>65032301
I heard he tipped Lions at HT! PMSL. Such a bad judge of a game of football.
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>>65032327
Wrong, he literally flew out for the game after his contact tipped him off
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>>65031985
Someone already has before and he took her back pmsl
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I tried to tip Glacis before the game but my internet went down sorry lads
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>>65032301
>>65032340

can confirm
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Literally nothing in team news to suggest Glacis should have won, Lions players have been laying themselves methinks
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small on swansea [email protected], can not imagine these welsh fools holding a lead against a STARVING watford
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What a game. What a bet. What a day. A new years gift from the bookies, good night and god bless x
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BASI BOOMS

SURREAL
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Reminder that you should get on Watford next goal
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>>65032237
What are you on about? GibFootballTalk were there and tweeting
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>>65032427
somebody needs to start posting his tips I want in on his shrewdness
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>>65032440
Only posted goals, no team news either
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>>65032440
>GibFootballTalk
No team sheets, no commentary. Only goal shite. Compare it to GFTMatchDay coverage.
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There are clueless little addicts out there that have lost their whole yearly rent so far in 2016 who have STILL not lost as much as I have, so fucking sick.
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>>65032493
Youre a good lad, just play it smart
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IMAGINE not having retired to gibraltar

enjoy your dreary grey skies, 2 degree weather and mundane 9-5 slog, slugs.
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>hes not had sex in 2016
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10 (TEN) loss days and only 8 profit days this year, head has well and truly gone, dog's paws are knackered, mum is quivering in fear at me and refusing to make tea any more and my landlord is on the phone chasing me up about rent every fucking minute of the day.
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>>65032493
There are people on /bet/ RIGHT NOW who have made a bet in 2016
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The dog just saw the Turkish Cup on the skedge tomorrow and bolted out the room, poor thing needs a rest but knows he won't be getting one tomorrow.
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>that rare bit of mainstream value tomorrow

shaking
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>>65032493
How much you down? Reckon I'm down more
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>You will never go to the Jungle for a refugee rave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u71qhbLervQ
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>No bookie has the final Filipino students game on their skedge
Guess I'll be waiting around between 2 or 3 just to be disappointed again.
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>>65032630
Subhuman fucking scum.
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Watford pressing hard right now, possible goal by them soon
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>>65032691
Been a really poor game though, probably just looks good in comparison to the rest of the match, I don't think there is any substantial pressure
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>>65032592
Genuinely scared about tomorrow's schedule, will be 5 world bets but could quite easily be down four figures yet again. Begging for a nice 2k day to start turning a corner.
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>all them friendlies tomorrow

holy shit gonna be up insane
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>>65032707
true, but Swansea look pretty poor in defense right now. I wouldnt be surprised if they conceded a late goal/penalty
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Is the head loss gimmick yet another term nicked from PGA?
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>>65032763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rAOyh7YmEc
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good effort by watford, can't be mad about making the bet

anyone on the caracas friendly?
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Any radio 4 listeners in here?
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>>65032849
When my dad is driving
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>>65032849

here
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need a comfort goal in the friendly like A I R
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Spunked all of saturdays winnings on watford -1
Owe £25 for pills on tic
And to make shit worse i'm not mentioned on the wiki once, fuck off, never coming back
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le goal right after the post man
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>>65030284

yes fucks yes
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re-backing o2.25 in the caracas game
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>>65033061
Pray to Based Kemba tonight
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>>65033015
Building up some dough to spunk it all on the Warriors later tonight? ;^)
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>>65033083
I'm praying him and whoever won the game for Denver last night. Made a neat profit this weekend.
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Anyone else get the notification? S H A K I N G
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>>65033076
>>65033015
solid gimmick desu
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Tipster Nor @NorwayFotball 2m2 minutes ago
We'll be back soon #TipsterNor
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>>65033085
can a mortal man resist the warriors on a + ?

>was about to hit the post button
>check caracas rball
>trujillo equalise
hup hup
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>>65033131
Tipster Nor @NorwayFotball 3m3 minutes ago
We'll be back soon #TipsterNor
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>>65033180
/bet/ newbie here.

What's the story?
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>>65033179
Shrewdies on cavs handis
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>>65033210
Huge mug always DAC
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>>65033249
Got it, won't follow any of his tips
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>>65033210

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1rdCbGZSjC5WgC0U8cmukrkpROsdDXy46LEcK0y4Ysmw/edit
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>>65033210
Literally the 2nd shrewdest tipster on twitter.
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>>65033008

>watford -1

WHY
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>>65033289
Behind Basi Booms?
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>>65033217
why? because of last game? haven't been watching the much lately
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Going to KILL Sam if he's wrong on this tbqh
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>>65033294
Good odds
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>>65033308
Golden state been struggling on the road, Cavs great at home
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>rball scout position has opened up in my area

Excellent
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>>65033310
absolutely smacking
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>Hawks chief diversity and inclusion officer

Wtf am i watching
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>>65033379
>tfw declined
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>>65033435
Why?
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>>65033335

Of course but you can't trust watford with anything. Especially against a Swansea that's battling for relegation. I've stopped betting on football completely. Fuck all value in it for me anymore. Been shat on two many times with draws etc. Rather bet on american sports where it's either a win/loss scenario.
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>>65033441
No available positions in my area
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>>65033354
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>>65033478
Honestly wish I could be as shrewd as you. Can I pay you to teach me?
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>>65033537
Villa - Wycombe btts fh
Mkat with winnings
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>>65033354
yeah actually a bit worried about this, felt like the crowd really got to them in that frist milwaukee loss. will probably take a doubledigit + on warriors if it pops up though
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Lost my debit card. Will I be able to withdraw to my new one without hassle?
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>>65033569
Shouldnt you be in bed for your early shelf staking shift tomorrow?
Also >mkat
Get the fuck out of here.
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>>65033478
>what is DnB
>what is laying the other team
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>>65033641

You'll have to register your new card with whatever online booking you shrewdie with.
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for tonight
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Shaking atm went big on the 1 over they didnt cover
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>>65033180
>>65033174
Bubblegum babby zzz
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I don't think there will be much value in today's matches

I'll be surprised if either Trouville or Hebraica get more than +13, in which case it'd be value unless it's nearing the end of the match

On the other hand Defensor despite being a clear candidate the bookies provided certain handicaps that won't let adjust handis properly: if it's a small minus for Defensor then it's likely that Larre will win, if it's a big plus for Larre it's likely they'll get btfo

Man I wish I had a method to recognize over/unders
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6jl5RoyMek
LITERALLY CANNOT STOP LISTENING TO THIS UNREAL
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>>65033174
But when?!?!
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>>65033839
>Trouville

triggered
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yeNXzaqLA4
This gives me so much jokes man
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>>65033860
>sucks

Triggered
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>>65033839
>trouville
stopped reading there tbqh
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>>65033860
Damn, this is catchy, the noise at 1:14 triggered me, thought I had a 365 tab open and heard a goal
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>>65033909
>london
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>>65033289

Behind yourself?
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How do I grow my bankroll? Should I put a ton on one sure bet, or diversify across many?
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>>65034001
Btts fh villa wycombe trust me fella
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>>65033990
Yes, of course.

>>65034001
What do you think?
>you will never the the only online bookmaker a USA with legalised gambling.
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>>65034037

How much do you charge for a shrewdie crash course? I think I am pseudo-shrewd right now but would love to learn more.
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>>65034037
Do you tip on Twitter?
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>J West shitposting as anon

zzzzzzzzzzzz
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>>65034059
I dont have time to teach slugs how to be profitable.

>>65034084
No.
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>>65034116

Why not? I am asking you how much you would charge.

I am not really a slug either, I am just trying to take that next step into true shrewdness. Why so angry today?
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>>65033506
>>65033583
Plus such a small handicap is trivial. If you're gonna prestake golden state take the ML
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>Euan really thinks hes the best tipster on all of twitter

pmsl
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>tfw you send her a pic of yourself in your boxers and she literally wets herself

Nick Goff has NEVER known this feel.
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>>65034138
Because I am a busy person. I would charge £1k a fortnight. I think that is a fair evaluation of my time.
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I'm so London, I'm so south.
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>>65034035

Just put $50 on it. Cheers
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Unders is the play tbqh
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>>65034239
post current body no homo
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>>65034287
>Stealing my gimmick
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>>65034308
Not entirely sure who you are but I started this. You're probably the guy who steals all my other gimmicks.
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Thoughts on unironically liking Justin Bieber and 1D's latest albums? They're both actually sick
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The man aboves seeks replies. Don't let get caught out.
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couldn't really find a reason for everton de vina to be such a favorite t bh,reflected on the pitch as well, got medium on +0.75
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http://www.sportdw.com/2015/02/fix-tennis-match-denys-molchanov.html

In light of the recent tennis fixing scandal. Here's a link to an interesting article of a player that has been found out match fixing.

Attached is also a list of players names who have been marked as suspicious in betting patterns.
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Muller over fognini 1.8
Fognini is a match fixing cunt and he's past his prime

WTA dogs
King 2.5
Konta 2.9
Allertova 1.9
Brengle 2.1

Dogs were barking yesterday so hopefully it's another good day
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>>65034450
>Trusting Latin American rball
Slovakia pls.
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>>65034540
>Potato Star Ace
Its a great name
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>>65034573
>only just now checked and it's 0-1
Slovakia NEVER loses.
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>>65034450
cookies blueless, messing with fire by pricing them like that first game of the season
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>>65034582

tnx m8. Enjoy the article.
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>>65034585
I chucked the odd £8.15 that I had in my account on Magallanes based on nothing more than the Slovakian rball approval so cheers. Could be a nice little return at 5.5
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>>65034573
>>65034617
b-but i really researched it lads, swear on me mum
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>>65034540
>any tennis blacklist without jack sock
delete this
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>>65034725

It's from 2011
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Why is this Irish nerd so shit at betting, lads?
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Galatasary @2.45
Why
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>Cleveland State
>isn't a state
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>>65034790
Look up the definition you literal fucking retard
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If I’m travelling from here to a location 60 miles away and I leave here at 3 o’clock and I travel at 80 miles per hour, what time will I arrive at my destination?
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>>65034820
Do your own homework
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>>65034820
3:45
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>>65034843
I'm not in year 5 m8.
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>>65034773

Cup game in a group format from which they have already qualified so will be playing children as they have a sticky away tie on Sat night.

Also, the home team can still qualify and will be trying to do so with full strength lineup
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>>65034858
Correct
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>>65034820
You dont. You were travelling too fast for the road conditions and were involved in a serious road traffic incident. You are seriously injured and under arrest for causing death by dangerous driving.
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>>65034887
you've had too many half cokes and now you're being edgy again euan
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>>65034887
Oh dear
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Jean is shorter than Brutus but taller than Imhotep. Imhotep is taller than Jean, but shorter than Lord Scotland. Lord Scotland is twice the height of Jean and Brutus combined but only one-tenth of the height of Millsy. Millsy is at a constant height of x - y. If Jean stands exactly one nautical mile away from Lord Scotland, how tall is Imhotep?
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All in on psg t b h
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Best places to find asian odds for the more obscure matches? Specifically u19 slags tomorrow
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>>65034790

Lol I go there. Can confirm we are not a state. Absolutely take UIC to cover -- CSU isn't good enough to cover 10.5.
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>>65034943
Would love to test your arse.
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>>65034943
I'm afraid you underestimate how bad UIC is friend
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>>65034909

Look around you for the answer
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>>65034957
U wot?
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>>65034909
JUST
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Everton -0.5
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>>65034985
they're pushing but @1.6 is too short imo, might hedge a bit on o2 if they keep up the pressure
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>>65034985
re-backed magalannes @2.05, i challenge you to stand-off kanada
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Anyone taking Warriors ml tonight?
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>>65035084

got u senpai
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>>65035105
The +3.5 cuz I'm a pussy
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Any reason for the Zamora odds being so short? Aragua are a dece side
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>>65035176
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>>65035176
>>65035192
kek

KEK

K E K
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>>65035176
>>65035192
>trade-in standers
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>>65035176
>>65035192
Laughed so hard the people at work think I've finally lost it.
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>>65035176
>>65035192
Mackers F R A U D
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>>65035176
>>65035192
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>>65035192
>Wt u doin u little rat
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>>65035176
>>65035192
>this guy has children
Feel bad really
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>>65035084
SUMS
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>>65035268
>Forgetting South America is le get a red then score continent
Hedging now desu
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>>65035268
let's not get ahead of ourselves, it's just a small red rectangle and there's 20 minutes to go
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wt u doin u little rat
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Imagine being a guard and airballing a free throw. Imagine.
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>>65035176
>>65035192
and thats how tipperleaks was born
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>>65035337
Imagine getting paid to throw balls through hoops and not actually being able to throw balls through hoops
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>>65035366
Like that Cody Brian guy?
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DANNY RIX DANNY RIX DANNY RIX

DANNY RIX DANNY RIX DANNY RIX
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>>65035401
Fun fact his middle name is Balloon
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>>65035401
He's that guy from Space Jam right? Loved that movie.
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Of course Cleveland State chooses to be good now.
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>>65035470
They looked good last game tbf. Still another half to play though
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what is THE bet for cavs/gsw?
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>>65035524
u n d e r s
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>>65035524
o209. I dreamt it last night
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>>65035551
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>>65035551
Will we have a new addition?
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>>65035176
>>65035192

holy shit my fucking sides
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Raptors to turn this around? Tempted to go on the handicaps desu
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any bets on the argie friendly? gonna chill for a bit and keep an eye on warriors
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raptors and gs hup hup
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Can't stop giggling at GS +3.5
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LARGE on GSW, medium on under 210.5
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>>65035811
>Was put off by >Ameribets

Now med on the ML
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going on cav line if it goes above 6.5
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>tipped warriors +3 yesterday, but didn't get on.
JUST
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Reminder you should be researching tomorrow's friendlies instead of betting on -ev NBA shit. You will thank me later for this advice.

Americans are exempt and welcome to bet on whatever they can. Smh at the rest of you.
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>>65035551
>>65035535
JUST
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>>65035942
line has moved 3 ( THREE ) points
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>>65035919
Already got my shortlist lid, just waiting on teamsheets
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>>65035811
Taking a +3.5 is pointless. With handis that low you might as well take the ML
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>>65035919
>>65035961
any insight lids?
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>>65035979
Just look at the skedge, a few easy ones
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can't believe how clueless bookies are pricing the warriors as the underdogs pmsl
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Based Groth
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>>65036093
[THE BOOKIES DON'T KNOW!!!!]
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on +8.5 cavs also, game finishes closely i think
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>>65035966
>Le got it wrong, but pretends he knew what he was talking about man.
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>>65035163

Thanks m8
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That feel when you took GSW +3.
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>>65036234
see
>>65034142
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>>65036267
this game tightens up m8 +3 is nice
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>>65036267
See
>>65033217
You were flat out saying that the "shrewdies" took the Cavs MINUS THREE. A whole six point difference, pmsl.
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shaking so much, looking like i'll end my first day after break with a 10 bet winning streak if there won't be chokes
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basketball entertainment cracks me up....no other sport is like it

>this egg looking mascot
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Knew I should've put the bank on +3.5 instead of a measly $50
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>>65036314
I still would've taken the Cavs. What I'm saying is that the probability of the Cavs winning by 3 points or fewer is small enough that if you chose to bet Golden State, you should just take the ML rather than the points
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c'mon lebron stop shitting yourself
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Thoughts on this lads?

I truly believe this happens a lot... This is why I stay away from Tennis when betting.
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>>65036428
Feel sick m8 this was almost the easiest bet of the year and I only put the same
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Marv Albert commentating so comfy
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>>65036476
how do i get into these circles to get uac
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>>65036436
That's exactly what I'm saying. You were wrong about the game. I don't care about your silly money line argument as at no point did I bring it up. ;^)
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>>65036476
Hunch is tennis has a worse doping than fixing problem among top players (top 200); and a worse fixing than doping problem lower down.

^this
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>>65036488

Hey, I only put 5 on it. Herp derp on my part.
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Hindsight in betting is poison
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cavs+
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>>65036576
How's >>65036225 working out for you bruh?
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>>65036520
Also this is no knock on you Ameribets. Cause I didn't pre-stake because of your opinion. Just busting your cojones for the rest of the game cause of it. ;)
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>>65035955
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>>65036576
Just let it go senpai dont chase like this
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>>65036601
Fair play lad. H-hopefully the overs come in
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>>65036598
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kek @ this speech
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>tfw no /bet/ house with Slovakia, Uruguay, Pac Mac and that other non-deranged yet shrewd Brit anon

Others are welcome to apply too.
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medium on portimore 0, liked them pre-match and the arnett goal + rball further fuel my erection
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>>65036697
Reporting in as dishwasher
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>>65036697
>that other non-deranged yet shrewd Brit anon
Would like this to be me but I don't think it is desu.
I'm probably small time shrewd brit anon. Definitely not top tier but I tip some stuff that generally does well and make few if any posts that can be considered shitposting.
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>>65036720
ON

>>65036721
>tfw no qt biracial gf to cozy up with at night to watch me blow my money on American sports
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>>65036697
>pac will never call his slags for drug-fueled orgies when the skedge is dire to celebrate everyone's winnings
why even live
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>>65036720
Would get on but I swear most Jamaican games see no goals in the second half. I can only assume they all get high at half time and stop giving a fuck.
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>>65036697
>>65036787

There's a few of us desu and I too would to think I'm one of them but I can tell you this Brit anon would really struggle to pay his share of the rent in this current form let alone share any decent tips . Need 2015 back like A I R
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>>65036721
left pic hit me hard in the uncanny valley, another reason to shake
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>>65036801
Why not impregnate a white girl so you can have beautiful half-breed children?
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Where is Canada bro with the slag tennis tips
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>5-0 arnett shots all on target since my bet
no no no, this is not right
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>>65036787
>>65036849

Whichever Brit anons are often up late are the non-deranged ones. The Mark-style guy(s) seem to go to bed by 11/12.
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>>65036859
Don't really care what my kids look like tbqh senpai.

>>65036902
>tfw line dropped to 1.7 before the goal and I cashed out for my original stake #based
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goddamnit, felt it coming and did nothing about it, on my knees for portimore to wake up
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>>65036928

Are the girls you post random girls you have fucked or just instagram sluts?
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>>65036955
If I banged the girls I regularly post here I probably wouldn't be spending my time shit posting. Though here you can have an biracial cutie I did defile. ;^)
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>Cavs only scorer tonight ejected
ripperino
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>tfw no Glacis, Aragua and Magallanes accy even though I bet on each individually
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There are people who literally didn't follow my Trouville tip
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>>65037120
>trouville
nah you're ok mate
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>cleveland in charge of scoring

atleast raptors -6.5 may come in
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