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>No lotto shite OP edition
Best league in the world sub-edition

Previous thread: >>ded


>Helpful links
http://pastebin.com/mDAydpyK

>/bet/ wiki
http://slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia

>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6

>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf
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spooky numbers
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>Not on Bnot Sahnin slags
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wTb lids? scary 15 mins there
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We let it die
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>6

Need death
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Immortals is back up to 1.35, for those who wants to follow.
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Just joined a betting site lads.
Clue me in on how to make big money.
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L
P
S UMS
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>>64996393

That match was available on american bookie?
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>>64995873
Are teams ect put on the countries FA site?
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>>64996453
Yea I use Cloudbet which is just a 365 reskin
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Up insane
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>>64996527
Not pregame, no. I'm just the ultimate judge of the league

>>64996532
It isnt but it doesnt look too bad. AMERICANS CAN BE SHREWD
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>>64996532

>the only shrewdie in the entire USA
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Alianza goal when? I refuse to believe the rball guy can be this retarded.
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Do you prefer being up or not being down?
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Tears
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Kiryat shouldnt be underdogs on the 0ah
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NO NO, NO NO NO NO, NO NO NO NO, NO NO, THERES NO DANDRUFF
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Just been offered a job as a mara trader
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>>64996230
Down to 1.25 for me
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Lux is about to SPECIAL the barcelona handi. Bilbao down to 10.
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>>64997759

>the bookies dont know this
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>>64997680
How? What qualifications etc.?
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wtf is this? going to have to close my trade on swanseas relegation.
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>>64997833

just showed them my p&l
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>>64997993
Joint managers never work
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>>64997993
looks like the italian paul hart
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>>64997993
TOPPING UP

This guy is as clueless as they come
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>>64998099
Can't really think of any examples in the top flight. Popular in non league.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3403408/Traveller-sends-handwritten-plea-help-flight-attendant-nearby-passenger-farting-rows-10-12.html

ffs how can this be printed? I have a medical condition
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Barcelona against 10 men with 70 mins to go.
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>>64998293
Just went 2-0
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why do nfl players celebrate like they've won the world cup when they're down 17 points
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State of Caan Berry's teeth ffs
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>you will never be a handsome black man
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>>64998933
>you will never be handsome
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>>64998933
>You will never be a man
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>>64999129

Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I added you because you're a female /bet/tor, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.
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>doublelift
>fined
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Cannot stop topping up on Alianza
Won't stop topping up on Alianza
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>>64999129
ello bby gurl :D
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>>64999213

well deserved for being so shitty.
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>>64999365
>>64999188
I meant I'm a 27 year old manchild.
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Brasil unreal
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>>64999690
>le fraud man
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>>64999927
Over 5000 asia only picks, 7% yield and 1347 units, returned. He's d e c e
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Porto 1-0 down, casillas mare. So now above evens
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>That Nerman play
Pretty solid desu
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>>65001388
lux up insane
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Barcelona to 6?SUMS TO BE HAD
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Just need Immortals to not choke now and I'm UAC
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Threads a bit dead, real shame as I could do with a chat.
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>>65002187
What's on your mind buddy?
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>>65002083

I will be very surprised if they don't get a solid win.
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>>65002246
Just having a ponder about what to eat. Mum hasn't been shopping this weekend ffs.
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>>65002356
Yeah, but I thought NRG would stomp harder than they did, was actually kinda close until the dragon fight.
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>>65002419
wtb?
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>>65002497
CLG Immortals double is probably your best childrens computer game bet
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>>65002497
Broncos -6.5 my betting acquaintance
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>>65002419

Alex Ich played stupid all game. When the game was about to tip to their side he goes 1v1 versus an all game free farming Fiora.
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Just realised you can bet LoL inplay on bet365, how long has that been going on?
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>>65002356
topping up danebrah
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>>65002557
Cheers family
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>>65002653
I kinda see why he went for it, he had the level advantage and probably thought he could 100-0 him. Wasn't too far off either.
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>>65002593
Idk american football, do you mean Bronco to win spread by 6.5?
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>>65002673

Since last season. But games are suspended 3/4th of the time

>>65002693


Enjoy your dominos
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>>65002769
I meant handicap lol.
>>65002557
>Immortals
Immortals game tomorrow?
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>>65002779
might put my entire roll on it, not even joking danebrah
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>>65002850
It's tonight, just after midnight. Should start around 1am.
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in play Spain u20 vs Serbia u20 in hockey. Bet365 has u4.5 @2.9, bovada has it @1.44
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Why
Why
Why kick a fucking field goal there?
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>>65002738

Never risk the upperhand doing something risky. First dodge was alright but being AP ranged going against a Fiora whose lifesteal is over the top+free farm, it just won't happen.
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>>65002960
So all the +7.5 backers were UAFC
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>>65002083
Immortals v Impulse?
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>Cardinals are going to be on a +

It's gonna be the greatest bet in NFL history lads.
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>>65002909

There is no such thing as a sure bet, remember that. Picks and bans play a role, lid
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>>65003078
ye
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lads, lads, lads
it's been a horrible year so far for me as far as gambling goes. But i got on the Seahawks +19.5 spread and this is the turning point. Time to start pulling back some shekels from b365 starting with UFC tonight!

THE bet for tonight is TJ Dillashaw. Let's be honest lads, I'm more due than your essays.
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>>65003219

>making shit up

you're boring now
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>>65003075
True shit. I got on plus 24 inplay but the 3 would've been a push ffs...
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NFL playoff HT spread confirmed for GOAT
>Cardinals -3
>Seattle +17.5
>Packers (Redskins) -1
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>finally bet on Turkish soccer after all the posts about it
>game gets postponed


probably due to an ISIS attack
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just won LARGE on Panthers, need some UAC songs
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>>65003503

post slip, guarantee you won less than £50
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clg in charge of choking
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>>65003465
Snow
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Fiorentina strikers 13 shots off target.

Confirmed for receiving brown envelopes stuffed with Euros
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>>65003793
Don't they pretty much never cancel EPL or Bundesliga games? I've seen tons of them in snow and rain.
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>>65003619

Jumped on small @ 2.5.
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salivating at the thought of Cardinals on a +
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>>65003849
they're falling apart, you could see that in their last games
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>CARDINALS +3

Holy shit this is a large lads.
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>>65004004
Stop trying to make it a meme, no-one's biting
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>>65004075

its not a meme you little freak
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>CLG @3.4

LARGE
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WORLD day
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>>65004004
That's a good line. Should I hope on or will it drift?
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Pmsl, Limon are in SUCH A STATE right now. Not ONLY do they have two red cards, when they made a sub they had to share shinpads. -1.25 is a LARGE, simply wave after wave of Cartagines attack here.
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>>65003870
Depends how prepared they are for it, some teams have undersoil heating, some don't. I think now if a game is cancelled in the EPL a lot of the time it's because it's icy around the stadium rather than the pitch is unplayable
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STEELERS SW LARGE
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CLG life:

>pillar goes up
>get caught
>die

Repeat
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>>65004174
E-sports? That's all Google turns up for CLG
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>>65004360
Yeah, League of Legends, already come in to 2.62
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Ben has some juice in his arm. Steelers money line might be a viable punt
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Fucking hell, Ben with no shoulder looks better than Peyton.
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Got an open bet of 1€

Milan and Etienne I already won but still have two x on Swansea and Dortmund. Do I take the 6€ payout offer or play for the 85€ return?
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*laughs*

>Steelers +9.5
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>>65004758
Take the 6€ mate, better to be safe than sorry
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Big Ben throwing bombs.

Won't last and showing off his "injury free" shoulder will catch up with him come the 4th.

Topping up on the Broncos train
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Steelers are going to cuck Manning
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>>65004887

zzzzzzzzz
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UTTER VALUE BY GOING INTO WORK TODAY

TEARS TO THOSE WHO DIDN'T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OVERTIME
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I know someone who had access to fast pictures in the earlier days of Betfair and used to lay horses as soon as they fell. He made well over 100k
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wtb
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>>65005450
Steelers +9.5
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>>65005504

""NO""
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Me and J West have just decided we're off out shagging next weekend

Anyone fancy joining us?
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>>65005524
tears
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>>65005675

10pm on a Sunday night and you're shitposting on a Vietnamese image board.
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>>65004257
awwwwwww
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>>65005675
Where you off boys? I'll meet you there
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>>65005684
>Games are now 13 minutes long


zzzzzzzzzzz
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>Waiting for UFC to start

Whos with me
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>>65005750
2 dis goals and keeper had game of his life. Can't win them all pal
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>>65005767
Chingford, his old man owns a place over there.
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Reminder that none of you are shrewd enough to profit in Asia long term
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>>65005872
Just down the road from me, meet you at the Kings Head?
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>>65005872
Reminder you couldn't point Asia out on a map
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>>65005918
Yeah, but get ready for a big one.
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>>65005918
Meant for
>>65005834

>>65005981
Always am lad
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>>65005786
me, got quite a bit on. what you on friend?
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+491635972352

Ask for Volkan, tell him the UAC tipping group gave you it and he'll let you in on the fix
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wtb?
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>>65006282

Honestly think you are a virgin desu
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>>65006282
HE SHAGS WHEN HE WANTS
HE SHAGS WHEN HE WAAAAANTS
JAMIE WEST
HE SHAGS WHEN HE WANTS
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BRONCOS ARE NOW UNDERDOGS +.5

FUCK I WISH I BOUGHT IN THEN AND NOT AT -4.5
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>>65006306
post this five more times and I'll tell you
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>>65005786
yeah, can't wait to be down insane
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>>65006348
I must have imagined me and Jenny roasting that bird in zante last summer then.
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Tears if you didn't get on Steelers money line @ 2.4 or higher
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Would actually love a /bet/ meet, going for a quiet drink having a chat then going out to the club pulling some girls, would be a good laugh.
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>>65005981
For you
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Hey Suns what the fuck
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>>65006634

Claiming Euan as my wingman desu
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>>65006634
I did propose one in Nottingham but it didn't happen,.
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>>65006634
Haha yeah. Chatting up the girls, trying to log on to Asianodds and BF on your phone to show her your profit for the year. Would be bants
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>>65006709
Claiming Jamie for the pulling spreadsheets. Need that edge on you slugs
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>>65006634
>pulling english/american girls
top no
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>>65006634
A pickup game where each player bets on their own team and the winning team takes the profit.
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>>65006870
laying Euan would be free money tbqh
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>/bet/ mafia strikes again :^)
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-01-18/tennis-probe-uncovers-evidence-of-match-fixing-reports/7094546
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>>65006788

>not doing it in London where there will be girls from all over the world
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>>65006937
wew

also we can say 'pls b in london' and have a cheeky laugh while they look at us in severe disdain
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>>65006937
>london
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>>65006759
Does anyone keep a pulling spreadsheet?

e.g. places they are more likely to pull, time per pull, average bird rating, etc

>tfw you're behind trendline for the month
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NO NO, NO NO NO NO, NO NO NO NO, NO NO...
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>>65007669
NCE
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>Knight 1,5 under my bet
>Towns 0,5 under my bet
>Wiggins 3,5 under my bet

Bookies eating tonight lads, gonna go clear my head off at the gym before I break something here
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>>65007818
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>>65007643
Yes I do. Would post here but I'm at work.
Major finding for me is that it is more +ev for me to visit a brothel, then to try to pull birds at bars/clubs when I factor in time and money spent.
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>>65007643
Need to use your map formula and transfer it to pubs and clubs in London
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>>65005786
who on Cruz here?
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>>65007643
50% hit rate this year. 2016 /bet/ top shagger imo
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>>65008029
on small desu
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>>65003219
I haven't been around /bet/ for a couple of weeks. Why are you in Puerto Rico?
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>tfw took the Broncos at -9

Is there any hope at all lads?
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>>65008107
Only if their defence steps up and the receivers stop the drops
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Shit first fight
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>>65008643
Who won?
got a favourites accy and not watching
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>>65005524
IMAGINE
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>>65008782
Barroso (not the favourite)
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>>65008874
So is Dillashaw the bet?
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>>65009010
Get the fuck out of /bet/
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>>65009065
oi oi #banterlessbaron
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>>65009065
If you knew the amount of memes I've produced for /bet/ you'd be begging me to stay slug.
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>>65009010
tez gimmick
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>>65009010
What the fuck was that
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>>65009065

its irony so its alright

there are a couple of people ITT who non-ironically fit that article

I think I drove one of them away though thankfully
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>>65008107
Only if Manning gets injured
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>>65009010

>tfw /bet/ is your group chat
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>>65008029

All over it, praying he's anyway close to what he was.
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FATIGUE going to set in for Gomez
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>>65009253
>tfw the Euros are speaking gibberish so you don't post for a while because you are afraid they'll roast
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>>65009338
>being scared of British"""""""""banter"""""""""
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>>65009686
They are mean and I don't know what they are saying
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>>65009769

watch Green Street
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Please get a touchdown.
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Lids why won't it let me place this? Caan Berry said to always use an exchange.
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>>65010586
Try staking £49.99
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>>65010815
Literally can't give £50 away
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>Gooz pls
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>>65010946

Its a max stake you can change in the settings
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Gonna be DAC following gooz tips
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>>65011088
Turns out I had to move money to the "Australian" wallet for some reason. Sugarpova moved from 13.5 to 14 while transferring ayyyy
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>>65010586
>tfw can't use betfair in Canada anymore
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>>65012130
why would you make a girl your girlfriend if you don't actually like her
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Fuck
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>Steelers +9.5 is actually going to lose

fuck off
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Fuck Touissant and fuck the University of Michigan
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>>65012130
>People with shitty girlfriends
Pity you guys desu.

-6.5 WINS!
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>>65012436
the bookies always win!
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>>65012436
Ridiculous. It's clear that NFL wanted one more Brady/Manning
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>>65012215
Convenience. After a while you get bored of the same girl and want to talk to new people but don't want to lose her either
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>Steelers
>>
BUT WAIT
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BASED TOMLIN
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UAC
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HAHAHAHA UP THOUSANDS
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>Pats will be on a +

haha holy fucking shit
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>>65012762
>of pennies
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refreshing like a MAD MAN cant wait to spasticate the Pats line
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>>65012884
>>65012972

>-3

fuck off 365 mole
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Pats -3 is a SPECIAL STAKE.
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Based Broncos coming through in the clutch
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>>65013166
Too much on already
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danebrah directly funding my papa john's, cheers
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>+3.5 at home

Incredible
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PMSL. He got his chin tested and failed.
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>Gooz literally not won a single bet so far
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Karlovic... Please!
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>Having to update the last 3 days of my spreadsheet

So much red ink is going to be spilled.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NmUcdptXsE
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Serena starting soon vs QT Giorgi, maybe Serena -5.5?
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Where are Gooz's picks? Want to play along at home.
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>>65014603
You dont, he lost all so far
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>Broncos on a +3.0.
>at home.
Send help, lads. Very tempted to bet on this lotto shite even though I've been avoiding it well recently.
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>>65014804
you should've man
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>>65014910
Talking about next week, m8
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>>65014910
American's really are thick
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Panthers to win the superb owl @3 really is free money at this stage
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Pospisil over simon 2.8

Mladenovic over cibulkova 2.8
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So there's the professor, the bearded calculator..
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>>65015467
>misquoting
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Giorgi is a qt. Might have to pick the WTA up again after all these years.
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lmao Sean O'Connell is such a meme
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Why wait isn't my bet on Karlovic voided?
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>>65016217

You must have been duped by your bookies man. Who are you with? My money was released back into my account a few minutes after.
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>>65014804
They match up well, go small or medium if unsure
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>>65016697

they do not match up well

they only beat the Pats last time via refball and that was without Gronk or Edelman iirc
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>>65016765
Gronk played but got injured in the 4th I think. Brady still took the game to ot though.
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down 4.1 units on UFC so far ;)
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>>65017248
Would love to test your chin gooz
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>>65003273
What makes you think i'm making shit up? i know it's hard to believe that i'm in the red this month but it's true.
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>>65017295
why are you in puerto rico?
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>>65017284
luckily my chin is better than Blanco's ;)
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>>65017315
i'm on vacation, it's my last day though. headed home tomorrow
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so, seems like every fight has not gone the distance so far. Will trinaldo vs. pearson be the first to go to a decision? $200 says YES
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>>65017403
the first fight went to decision
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>>65017403
I am LARGE on it to go the distance @ 1.72
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>>65017429
i didn't watch the prelims. god dammit the signal in this god forsaken hotel is horrible. it'll be nothing short of a miracle if i can watch this fight uninterrupted.
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>>65016217
It's a loss if he retired, void only if walkover
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If the lad who was asking about following 5Dimes UFC lines is about you were right, although its not 5Dimes being shrewd its them following Pinnacle lines exactly. So its Pinnacle you should look at if you want to be quick at taking advantage of lines on bubblegums that are slightly out
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Get on Qiang Wang, Stephens getting rekted
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>all these tennis matches
I'm going to be up till 6 just researching FFS
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>>65017596
yeah im here, will have a look at pinnacle
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>>65017634
Line smashed now just got broken aagain
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Trinaldo up two rounds and he's still an underdog inplay. PSML bet365 free money giveaway
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>>65017975
I was right about Côté ;), what bets do you have on this event?

I doing pretty poorly so far
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>>65017975
yes, a very juicy fight indeed :D

this ufc event could be the turning point for my horrendous month of gambling. Just need Dillashaw to pull through for me
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>>65018025

I got on Trinaldo midway through the fight at 2.25. Have another on Dillashaw SW. Didn't touch anything else on this card. Many of the fights were dog or pass situation. Chose the latter.
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William Hill Aus is offering $1 for every ace your bloke hits, worked out well for Karlovic before he was kill, Cilic is fucking me though
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pls end in round 1
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>>65018330
this desu
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>>65017634
Tears if you missed it
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Void pls
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If you weren't pussies you'd bet on Meathead. Not doing it though
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>>65018582
B-but i bet on T-travis ;_;
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>>65015157
Mladenovic wins easy in straights
Pospisil wins the 1st set

Babos over Watson 2
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>>65018684
Nice
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>>65018684
On
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>>65018649

well, he's a fav for a reason, but his chin is surely suspect, maybe not even suspect, but convicted
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>>65018684
You winning?

Also
>slags tennis
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>>65014446
>He doesn't have a Python script to auto-scrape his account data and parse it into an excel file.
You can never be next-level shrewd without this level of automation.
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>>65018814
Slag tennis is the best to make money on m8
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Browne!
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lotto nba in-play shite is actually looking dece today
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>>64995873
>Removing the spreadsheet
>S4TW
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lost a tiny on mitrione. was it just me, or did that 2nd eye poke seem intentional from browne?
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fuggg
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>>65018847
>Not doing it the patrician way.
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Gooz is like 2/10 or something?
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>>65018879
There is only one bet to make when it comes to the slags: bet on a break of serve.

>perfect flowchart
Does anyone have that infograph of who's on their rags when?
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>>65019001
I think so

>>65019010
Has anyone got the gif of one MMA fighter holding the other one down and intentionally snapping his shoulder? I think he gives him the middle finger afterwards
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>>65019010

Looks like he has a ballsack attached to his eye
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Tenner on Alvarez for keks
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lids, should be happy with being aprox 1 unit up this week?
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shaking at how much I've got on pettis to win by ko, tko, sub or dq
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>>65019430
Uh-oh!!
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Alvarez by split coming up IMO, had £5 on him by decision and £20 on Pettis ITD
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if the judges give this shit to pettis i will literally lose my fucking shit
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>>65019334
what % is 1 unit in your analysis?
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>>65019993
1 percent of my £2k bankroll so £20, could have been up like 10 units if this UFC event didn't go so bad
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BASED alvarez
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>>65019334
>degenerate
>ever being satisfied

Pick one and only one m8e
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>>65019976

sherdog has 2 to 1 for Pettis, hope the judges get it right
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need TJ/Cruz to go over 4.5 round like air, on it large and can't stop rebacking
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>>65019976
>i will literally lose my fucking shit
You're going to shit yourself?
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final bets for now

wait to see how in play goes later
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>>65019334
What site is that? Most of the time I see canadians use 365, but that font and coloring doesn't look a lot different
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>>65020334
>>65020392
oops wrong post clicked on, meant for the first one
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>>65020585
pinnacle sports
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>>65020035
good job mate, slow and steady is the way to bet, try to limit lotto shite.
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>>65020316
i would have shit myself and thrown it at the tv. all's well that ends well though
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>>65020702
yeah, the hardest part is trying to limit the lotto inplay shite, i tend to put a lot of £10s and £20s on tennis matches etc. Gotta stop doing that.
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>"We are sorry to inform you that as of 14th January 2016, Betfair’s products are no longer be available to residents of Canada.

>On 14th January 2016 Canadian residents are no longer be able to login to Betfair. Please note that all outstandingExchange & Sportsbook bets will remain in place, please contact us if you wish to gain details of these bets, or withdraw any winnings, by contacting our helpdesk here."

Jesus fucking christ, now I have to use Betdaq to exchange bet? Has anybody used this site before?
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>>65021006
fucking paddy power merger ruining everything
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>>65021006
FFFUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKK
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>>65021072
>>65021044
worst part is after some short research theres been no reasons given

a bunch of exchange sites are dropping canucks and not giving reasons why, but Betdaq is still available i think
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>>65021160
NOPE BETDAQ IS UNAVAILABLE IN CANADA TOO
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>>65021385
You can get a betfair account via premium trading and access it via a VPN
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SNAKE BTFO
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pmsl. Never watched UFC in my life and just went 2/2 on inplay bets. So easy. Literally free money. Just a natural J U D G E
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>>65021667
and the UFC expert 'Gooz' won like 3 out of 15 bets
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>>65021726
I lost a fair bit too, was down SUMS but TJ/Cruz over 4.5 rounds saved me, only down 1 unit.

Overall up 10 units this week.
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>>65021667
please post tips next time :^)
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>>65021839
I dont plan on staying up this late for this shite again desu. And it is probably quite hard to tip because odds move a lot.
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>>65021667
Imagine not FATTENING your pockets with the free money being handed out on these in-play bets. I can smell the Dominoes delivery guy from here.
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That Pettis split dec cost me 60 bucks ;_;
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>>65021919
yea lel was only joshing with you lid.
PLEASE have sleep, why are you english still awake.
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JUST
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>>65021995
I'm waiting for Euan to fall asleep so I can teabag, it's going to be epic bants psml
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>>65021953
>betting @1.27
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>>65022083
Only 3 fights @ 4.51. I though I was a shoe in ;_;
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>>65022083
Reminds about when Mackers bankrolled Atletico Madrid @1.10 vs Astana, because it was VALUE.
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Early rounds of Aus open is a goldmine for accys
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>>65022046
place singles goyim
>>65022083
if the odds are +ev take the bet pmsl slug
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BASED CRUZ
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Good? keep in mind I get a refund if 1 leg fails
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Woz goin down
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>>65022046
>that trip
>that flag

What the fug I've only been gone 10 days
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>>65022937
nah la shes back. tears if you didnt get on
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>>65023264
Putintseva literally getting erect due her upcoming victory
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>warriors on a +3
send help, tempted to put a large on this.
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>>65023264
>me

fucking choking shit
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>>65023650
Tears bud
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>Wake up
>Check LoL Reddit to see if Immortals won
>Highest upvoted post, 2k comments
>"Oh fuck off the cunts choked"
>Was an 18 minute perfect game

hory shit

esports is THE easiest way to make money
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>>65023636
>warriors on a pre-match + line, never thought i'd see the day this season unless against the spurs at their home court
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Tell me Anon.

It's been exactly one year since PVF their streak of covering the handi in regular season games begun. Will they cover again today (-1.25)?
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>>65022917
Looks p good, could never put money on hewitt tho
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>>65023923
am i drunk or are Binh Duong actually the home side here?
bet365 has PVF as home side
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>>65024032
According to all other sites they are at home yes.
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Are the GS Warriors still injury torn? or will they be full strength against the Cavs?
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>>65024032
>Le trader face
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>>65024143
expected to play all starters
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>>65024187
can they at least unsuspend one if they list it twice :^) ?
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>>65024187
on binh duong DC @2.2 tbqh senpai
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Any reason why I shouldn't put a grand on the Melbourne Renegades?
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>>65024438
I fancy them to win. Wouldn't put more than 2% on though tbqh.
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>>65024478

I like betting on Cricket because of how cosy it is. The Renegades are fielding so they'll have a lot of momentum going into batting. I fancy them to win as well. There's a long way to go!
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>>65024504
Renegades have won all their matches chasing iirc. Plus they have black bulls batting for them.
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>>65024521

Can you elaborate on the black bulls part?
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>>65024552
'no'
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>>65024504
Need to get Dean out like AIR
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>>65024652

Are you a renegades fan?
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Binh concedes in the 91st minute...fml.
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>>65024699

We can breath again!
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>>65024303
Hup.
Those late overs too.
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2 wickets in 2 overs..

Fuck yesss!
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Renegades hup
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>>65024994
Pleasing.
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>>65024994

Let's chase the fuck out of this game.
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Fucking UFC
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>woke up
>checked /bet/
>people on renegades
>blindly join in with the sheep

>mfw I find out they need 171 in 15 overs to qualify so will be swinging wildly
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>>65025195

Don't ever thought Chris Gayle. He has 14 off 4 deliveries. Madman
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need timea babos win like air
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>>65025195
>Doubting G A Y L E
Four 6s in a row in the first over lad
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>>65025251

G A Y L E
A
Y
L
E

GOAT!!!!!!
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>>65025244

Cooper goes off from 1.

Want to die.
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This guy playing test cricket here
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>>65025292

He's one of the best I've ever seen.
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>>65025292
White just getting his eye in, m8.
gonna join the Gayle show before too long.
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Lads I think I'm gay(le)
>>
G A Y L E
O
A
T
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Glad he's out.

Terrible player
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Who's renegades best bat besides gayle?
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>>65025426
they are already out :^)

Nevill is no mug, though
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>Panic at the Disco

what year is australia in
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>>65025467

Think we still got this man. Keep it positive!
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Beaton is their next best hitter but nev is the best for this situation
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/bet/ on suicide watch
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It's over lads
>>
Gayle gone.

Cash out?
>>
renegades backers on suicide watch.

thank CHRIST for the bet365 offer which allows aussies to hedge for free money :^)
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>>65025505
get out of there, lad.
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>>65025527

Thanks man. Backed the Strikers with my cash out.
>>
refball
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Strikers backers sweating
>>
match-fixing in tennis

http://www.bbc.com/sport/tennis/35319202
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>>65025597

Thank fuck for that wicket!
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If Beaton doesn't make at least 40 then it's game over
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For fuck sake

I'm out lads, take care of yourselves
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tez skedge
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Thank Christ I re-backed the strikers desu
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>>65025709
>betting £700 on something you know nothing about

off to the poor house with you
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>>65025730

Oh fuck off. Just cause your roll isn't as big as mine. The renegades were going well until Gayle was taken out. I would lost 300 quid if I didn't repack. I'm after making 210 profit so you can't say shit.
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putting all my Panthers -2 winnings back on them -3 vs Arizona desu
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>>65025766
DAC from the renegades, will this be salvation?
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>>65025766
Broncos +3 is THE lotto bet next week
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>>65025796
the game's nearly a week from now, not going to put my money on until an hour before desu

>>65025800
it isn't I'm afraid
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>>65025831
if you think it's value, wouldn't you get on now before the line moves?
Surely fellow NFL "shrewdies" will also back this line that bookies must be clueless on.
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>>65025861
imo at this stage the line won't move by more than a point in either direction unless there's big news. If I end up having to back Panthers -4 come Sunday so be it, still wins
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>>65025763
The fact you've got so angry at me pointing it out shows that you know you're going to lose it all.


Unless your roll is £70k it was a stupid bet and you'll end up pissing everything away like tha addict you are.
>>
Max betting Spartaks Jurmala goal anywhere that has it @1.5+
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>>65026047
Reason?
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>>65026047
>Spartaks Jurmala
cannot find
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>>65026067
Teamsheets lid
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>>65025704
pmsl
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>>65025953

Post your roll m8. Unless you want to ask your mum for a tenner first?. I started from 100 quid. Betting is fun for me. My wage covers me handsomely throughout the year.
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Can someone tell me if tsonga is struggling?
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>>65026163

He's crushing it
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>>65026047
Just got on both teams to score for 1.9
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How many non lotto bets do you place a day?
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Ausgod who fucking ran this shithole during Royal Ascot and will do so again this year.

Go easy on potatocunt, his kid will go hungry tonight
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>>65026199
0
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Why is this Irish nerd so shit at betting, lads?
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>losing 1000 yuros betting on something you know nothing about
KEK
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>>65026272

He wants an excuse to not bring food on the table so his gf keeps her bunda petite.
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>>65026305
>>65026272

Go back to /cric/ you cucked fucks.
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>>65026327
>WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

>S-STOP C-CALLING ME OUT ON MY CRIPPLING GAMBLING ADDICTION AND TERRIBLE BETS!

pathetic
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>>65026134
lmao so you literally bankrolled a bet you knew nothing about? no wonder you were so angry i called you out on it
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I wonder how many people make up the "winnings" they've made to impress strangers on a weeb infested image board.
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>>65026343

hahaha, you are a touchy fuck aren't you. Do you honestly think I give a shit what someone nearly 10,000 miles has to say about me on an anonymous internet imageboard? I'm UAC and you're still a virgin neckbeard. Kill yourself :)
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>>65026357

Bankrolled? I withdrew 2800 euro last night from previous winnings. That's what is left over from what I originally won as profit.
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>>65026364
>get comprehensively BTFO
>y-you're a v-virgin
KEK m8, gonna be a rough winter for you lad. You lost all your dole money on the cricket and now can't afford to heat your shack.
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>>65026364
>P-PLEASE stop bullying me
LMFAO
>>
LAY Skonto
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>>65026373
gambling like that is a road to an empty bankroll, sooner or later one of you massive bets if going to fuck up.
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>>65026373
Even if I were to believe you, that's still 25 (twenty five) percent of your bankroll on a bet you knew nothing about.

The poor house awaits
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>>65026378

>my shack

Your whole bungalow probably fits into my kitchen.
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>>65026393
Not hard fit in your "kitchen", since you do all your cooking outdoors with a wood fire because you can no longer afford electricity due to your terrible bets.
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>>65026393
>>65026378
says a lot about the pair of you that neither is secure enough to stop replying.
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>>65026409
>not having the last laugh on a mongolian picture exchange board
>>
NEED A SPARTAKS GOAL LIKE AIR
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>unironically losing a 1000 yuro bet
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>>65026405

Yes, because building up a bankroll starting off with 100 euro is going to bankrupt me while I'm sitting on a 35,000 euro per annum salary.
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>>65026445
>he says, desperately trying to save face after literally losing a 1000 yuro bet
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About to be down insane yet again on Spartaks
>>
HEAD HAS GONE
>>
PLEASE SPARTAKS
>>
>irish
>financially responsible
>>
DOWN
>>
Not on Georgia overs
>>
Doing the goal dance and praying for a Spartaks goal
>>
1111111111111111
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>>65026696
Slovakia?
>>
Rank these football teams in order of who will get most points between now & end of season: Leicester, Tottenham, Man Utd, Liverpol, Chelsea
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>>65026740
Tottenham, Man U, Chelsea, Liverpool, Leicester
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>>65026740
Man Utd 29.71, Chelsea 29.16, Tottenham 28.44, Liverpool 28.29, Leicester 23.50.
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>not being the Betting Buddha bandwagon

and you call yourself shrewd
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whats the mid day spoonfeeding bet?
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>>65026887
Tunisia DNB and o3 LARGE
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>>65026912

Well done lad
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>>65026912
Too easy
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>>65026912
smooth just scored didn't have time to bet
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>>65026912
Dangered, want to die, can't profit in 2016. signing on after this month I reckon
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>>65026912
should i back it now?
>>
A fire engine travels six miles to a fire at a speed of 45 mph. It started its journey with 500 gallons of water but the tank has been leaking at a rate of 20 gallons per hour throughout the journey. If the fire engine uses 496 gallons of water putting out the fire, how much will it have left ?
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>>65026944
o3.5 is 1.44
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>>65026959
on @ 1.50
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>>65026945

Roughly 3
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>>65026982
incorrect
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>>65026945
1 and 1/3 gallons
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Fortuna Cologne nice rball
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>>65027005
correct
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>>65026945
1.33 gallons
>>
Basi Booms surreal
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>>65027047
>>
Need a goal in Tunisia/Guinea like AIR
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>>65027058
Might hop on @ evens
>>
I've currently got a double on the FA Trophy, Grimsby and Macclesfield to win
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>>65027087
was there any reason for the tip or just rball?
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>>65027092
Teamsheets lid
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>>65027092
Think just rball, Tunisia doing well in the second half
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>>65027119
Hate this gimmick desu
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>>65027146
It's not a gimmick you silly slug
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>>65027153
What stands out on the teamsheet? Why is overs a good bet? Do both teams have good strikers?
>>
BASED GUINEA
>>
SUMS
>>
DIDNT GET ON FUCK IT WAS AT 3.4
>>
GUINEA YES
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>>65027153
>slug
hate this gimmick
>>
hup
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>>65027165
>wah wah please spoonfeed me

Fuck off, it takes 5 seconds to go check yourself. Want me to place the bet for you too? Pathetic.
>>
sitting at a lecture where we are talking about spreading the risk, shame the Irish fella couldn't attend
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>>65027174
I hate gimmicks
>>
Only on -0.25 want to die
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Working on a system lads - keep you posted.
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lads, did any of you get on the UFC bets I posted a couple of days ago? The ones with the price discrepancy between 5dimes and bet365? They haven't done great but was wondering if I should continue posting any that I find?
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>>65027209
Don't bother.
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>>65027228

Please continue
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>>65027280
ok will do, I think you can get a decent edge if you do it long enough.
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>>65027185
No need to be such a cunt about it la, instead of just "teamsheets lid" say something worthwhile you cockroach
>>
Surely Fortuna take this?
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>>65027387
Gladbach missed a pen btw
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>>65027411
Yeah I saw, hopped on DNB just before it. Koln playing an almost full team apart from two trialists, either way they're the much better team.
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>>65027428
Post Gladbach team pls
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Over 3.5 in the Bahrain game, previous results 0-4 and 2-7
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>>65027447
1-0 seconds after I posted
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is rball considered lotto shite?
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>>65027428
down
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>>65027474
No, there are good rball bets to be had, they just aren't as common as people make out.
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Nigeria - Niger under 2.5, Nigeria has no overs in their last games, Niger got lost 3-0 to Cameroon and btfo Somalia, other than that it is all unders.
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>>65027447
>>65027464
>>65027493
Please stop
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>>65027499
Do you hate free money ?
>>
Wtb
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>>65027505
I hate penny punting soccerway slugs.
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>>65027506
Ended 5-0 Zapresic so lump on those markets if it's one of those American bookie fuck ups
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think i've totally eliminated lotto shite bets, could be an upwards trend coming into the 365 balance

only 4 bets on atm pic RELATED
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>>65027508
Whatever, keep betting on third division estonian friendlies and missing on value in other games.
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>>65027530
PMSL
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>>65027530
Have sex.
>>
that Bahrain Cup game is on fire
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>>65027529
> i've totally eliminated lotto shite bets

Wew lad
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>>65027447
>got on wrong Bahrain game
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>>65027570
ouch, chase time !
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>>65027553
I'm open to criticism
>>
Cannot stop losing bets.
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>>65027644
just bankroll Fanja in the Oman league lid
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>>65027624
>What I assume is a horse: Not necessarily a bad bet but I'll wager is correctly priced
>Overs in an unknown game: Again can't say it definitely isn't a good bet but if the game isn't even close to kickoff I doubt you have any world info making that value
>NBA bet: Yeah this is lotto
>Olympiakos: This is also lotto
>Trump meme bet and only at those odds: If you'd taken him at longer would've been value and could've greened up, taking him at that price is pretty terrible.
>>
Thinking Geraint Thomas to end higher in the general classification than Daryl Impey in the Tour Down Under @ 1.72 on Unibet.

Parcours is focused for the better climbers this year as apposed to last year. Can see Impey losing a handful of seconds in the 2nd stage with a finish up top, perfect finish for punchers and climbers like Thomas. 5th stage to Willunga Hill will probably be decisive, Impey managed a good result 2 years ago, but Thomas' task was to help RIchie Porte win at all costs. Now that Porte has transferred to BMC, Thomas is the frontrunner in the general classification for team Sky this year.
>>
ffs cologne
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How many more goals in Bahrain?
>>
Anyone up for the year?
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>>65027847
after being 80% down I recovered in a week and am up about 10%
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>>65027847
loads
>>
777777777
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>>65027890
need one more like AIR
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>>65027847
Down a bit, going to edit spreadsheet and move losses to a previous month though, makes me feel better and stops me from chasing.
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>>65027833
zzz,scored just as i decided to stop waiting for that -1.5 and get on -8 small
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>>65027896
nice
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>>65027901
>lying to yourself
Please be bait
>>
888888888
>>
>>65027902
they're still really going for it, qalali defence look like a bunch of spastics, gonna keep rebacking
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>>65027911
>makes me feel better and stops me from chasing.
Don't see the issue here, I'm not altering my total p/l or roll which is the main thing. Not my fault this month hasn't gone my way.
>>
Why do the NBA games start so early today?
>>
Chasing on o1.5 in the Nigeria game, turned on the stream and regret it instantly. Got the dog's lead next to me ready.
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>>65027901
>autism
>>
Has any serious bettor on here ever had a month in the red? Worried this variance is going to last too long and I'll start off the year at a loss. Baffled desu lads.
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>>65027921
you should to learn from these losses if you are able to
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>>65027947
Shit happens, if you are so worried better take a break.
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If Malkiya don't get at least two more I'm walking the dog and never returning
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