EPL / TRANS

Arsenal winning the league will the be the perfect topping for this shit season.

>clogging up the entire board with the same shit

Handegg OUT

Is that meant to be Rooney?

Never got why people are so hateful towards him

>>64979954

hahahahaha inb4 Leicester City premiership

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First for Saint Cholie

who /hungover/ hre?
what were you drinking?

>belgian beer and vodka.

>>64980062
nah comedown lad

>>64980069
what were ya on

>>64980089
Coke and mdma, mans degnerating

>>64980029
>can't even beat aston villa

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>>64980062
>tfw work behind a bar every fucking weekend
need another job tbf

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>Roman Abramovich has personally assured Branislav Ivanovic he has a future at Chelsea.

>>64980612
>sell cech to rivals
>hold onto ivanovic
lmao roman has lost it

>>64980612
Like he did with Jose right

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>>64980612
great news

>>64979929

>Liverpool - Man United 14.05

Both teams are at their worst in my lifetime yet this is still the biggest fixture in English football.

Sugar daddy teams and flash in the pan teams BTFO. You will never get matches with as much hype as this fixture

COME ON UNITED.

>>64980718
literally only fans of either team care about this game
that's not a great indication of a huge fixture

>>64980145
we only lost dueto refball, still going to be top after arsenal lose to stoke

>>64980735

You don't live in England I don't expect you to understand the hype around this fixture. I guarantee you almost every english football fan will be watching this game today.

>>64980749
probably since it's the only game on but in this particular season the NLD for example is definitely a much bigger fixture

>>64980775
this t b h

>>64980775

>the NLD for example is definitely a much bigger fixture

To southern fairies maybe.

I can't wait for Poop/City versus Mourinho/United.

fatman custis speaking on ss1

Liverpool 2-2 Manchester United
Stoke City 1-0 Arsenal

Lol remember when Swansea sold Bony and replaced him with Eder, then hired Curtis as manager then sold one of their main players to relegation rivals

>>64979990
Cuckegg is over in February mate, not long now

>>64980930
in fairness shelvey WAS shit this season
selling him made sense for the money they got, but not to direct rivals, you're right

>>64980930
>expecting sense from the Welsh

>>64980930
>gylfi having an offseason has turned swansea into this shit
Biggest one-man team in Premier League history.

>>64980988
Swansea were good when he was at Spurs

>>64980062
Rum and Mahou.

Feel like I'm dying desu.

>>64981039
they had memechu

>>64981046
>Mahou
I thought it was some weird japanese drink instead it's just Spanish beer.

>>64981152
So Swansea are a one meme team. Which makes sense. Every season they've tried to be hipster about something. This time it backfired by selling bony for eder

>>64980062
>tfw based Aspirin so no hangover
Drinking water

>getting hangovers
lmao
get off the internet grandpa

>>64980718
fuck off, it's literally a plastic derby invented by Sky

>>64981305
>goodbye liver

>>64981340
I wouldn't feel a hangover either, if I had to smell all the shit on your streets every fucking day

>>64981340
Literally this. Only virgin losers that never get invited anywhere are even awake at this time on Sunday.
I'm only awake because I just got back from a long night producing MOTD, frantically speeding across the country to get to the stadiums perfectly recreating the games from earlier in the day to present for viewers

>>64980062

went out with the lads for my birthday, feeling pretty worse for wear today. drank whatever was shoved into my hand. was gonna try and head to the pub to watch the united match but don't think ill make it, gonna comfy watch it with snacks and /sp/

>>64981381
>that unnatural comma taking the wind out of that sentence
flemish faggot detected

People on this board actually think Liverpool will get anything out of the game today.

They literally have 0 good players.

>>64981489
that's still more than united

>>64979954
You're only saying that because Chelsea are doing so poorly. I'm a Chelsea fan as well, but it's objectively a pretty decent season, mainly because of Leicester, and also >Van Gaal. Bretty good parity at the top.

>>64981489
they drew with the arsenal side that spanked man u
funny thing about football is that it always starts at 0-0

>>64981502
>De Gay

>>64981489
>implying Manure will be any better

Appalling 0-0/1-1 draw with many yellow cards

SNAP POLL

http://strawpoll.me/6563203

WHICH TEAM WILL WIN TODAY?

http://strawpoll.me/6563203

SNAP POLL

>>64981517
Well yeah, I thought it was implied that was subjectively shit.

Any news on the NFL to this thread situation?

>>64981610
Do you think we should make any signings in January? I think Hiddink said Chelsea wouldn't be doing any business, which is worrying. If there are any quality players that aren't cup-tied for the CL, that would be great.

Laporte in pls.

>>64981728
Hiddink has said hes not staying after this season, spending now would be pointless, any decent players are cup tied and teams wont sell them mid season and it would just be an FFP hit and inhibit summer spending.

Plus they would inevitably flop for us anyway

>>64981769
t b h before this terrible season it looked like we were getting things right in the transfer market, so one bad half season doesn't mean that every player who signs for Chelsea flops. Zouma didn't, Willian didn't, Costa and Cesc didn't.

I don't think players are always going to be more expensive in January, it depends, and if a quality signing is available Chelsea should always be looking to improve.

>>64981489
Sturridge is a good striker, but yeah injured and that

Always

>>64981831
>>64981769
>we
>us

I assume you're both fromlondon?

>neville

>>64982058
Nah, from Suffolk. I've been a dedicated fan of the club ever since Roman took over, which btw is like 13 years now, so I'm allowed to say we :^)

>>64981831
emenalo completly fucked up, he ignored mou when he gave him a list of targets and a season projection in april, got bent over the barrel for baba, and waited untill the last 2 weeks of the window to panic bid for stones

and now we are linked with players like vardy and lavezzi.

>>64982058
born and raised in london ontario

>>64981728
I don't know. Ideally I would like a cb now so Chelsea has a chance to finish top6 and win the FA cup, or a fullback (because let's face it, we can't pretend Baba doesn't exist) to replace Brani. They shouldn't spend big though, the next manager should have the possibility to waste as much cash as it is possible.

>>64982063
at this rate he's going to get relegated and win the Copa del Rey

>>64982123
*we can pretend Baba doesn't exist

>>64981489
you dont need good players to beat united

>>64982087
Yeah the last transfer window was a massive flop. Djilobodji and Michael Hector was just pure retardation but I have to admit I was back then pleased with the signing of Pedro. However you should remember that he's also responsible for signing players like Lukaku, De Bruyne and Willian. It wasn't his fault that Mou fucked up the Lukaku/De Bruyne situations.

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>leave being overhyped shit to me

>>64982087
Thing is we don't know the targets Mourinho wanted.

>>64982149
Papy is the one transfer I don't understand. Hector, ok, he's meat for the loan army, but Djiloboji? he's not even interesting enough for me to think there was something shady going on.

>>64982149
i literally forgot about digitalbooty and hector

>>64982162
well we pretty much know he wanted stones, and he wanted pedro because he called him himself.

>>64982181
Pedro looks like a flop and Stones isn't setting the world on fire either. If these are the premises I don't want to hear the rest.

>>64982197
stones is overhyped but defenders like him are the future, and pedro has been fine, hes put in good crosses and makes good runs but yeah kenedy has looked much better recently.

>>64982162
>>64982181
>mfw Djilobodji is actually a GOAT CB but we'll never know because he'll never play
He was sort of rated in France

If there are no signings I hope the rest of the season is spent on evaluating the youngsters properly. Kenedy, RLC and Traore should all be getting game time.

>>64982250
Traore should get that loan to Ajax, he's never getting to play in front of Costa and Remy.

>>64982197
If Chelsea don't sign Stones, one of their rivals will. I'd rather have Laporte who as I recall had a release clause(?), but if not then I think it's worth overpaying for Stones. He WILL become a very good defender. His current manager is also known for being poor defensively, and Tim Howard is having a nightmare season.

He's also the kind of player that we could attract even without CL.

>>64982250

>Chelsea
>Youth

Please stop this meme

>buy toast, bacon, eggs, tomato, mushrooms, potato, sausage
>forget tin of beans
fuck me lads, how can I watch footy with a handicapped meal like that

>>64982250
Actually on second though, that'll never happen, Hiddink only being here for the year means he won't care about the youth and will only care about doing well enough to make himself look good and help him get another job.

Sigh.

>>64982250
Yeah this shit team isnt going to get top 4, as soon as 4th becomes completely unrealistic like almost 20 points away i think hiddink will give the youfs a lot more time and focus on the FA cup.

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Kek. His personal goal must be to spend his entire career out on loan.

How the wind at Brittania Stadium today?

>>64982276
>In June 2015, Laporte extended his link until 2019 with a release clause of €50 million.
I don't watch Laliga so I can't judge him but I can't think of any other rated CB available. Well there is Dragovic, I remember people liking him when he was playing for Basel.

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van laal bringing the heat

>>64982338
united already did have a 26 year spell without winning the league

>>64982288
What do you mean? Chelsea have been the dominant team in recent years when it comes to English youth football. They consistently have been in the FA youth cup final. It makes you wonder whether all of those ruined careers should have amounted to something.

RLC for instance would be getting played at any other club in the league bar City.

The legbreak derby is literally bigger than liverpool-united

>>64982334
high of 20kph, i can feel mertebabby and ghostzil shivering as we speak la

>>64982335
Marquinhos, Stones, Varane and Laporte are the big 4. I pray Chelsea manage to snag one of them.

>>64982345
football started in 1992 :^)

>>64980062
never went to sleep teebs, just drinking tesco brand lager till i collapse teebs

>Radamel Falcao's injury is 'very serious', claims Guus Hiddink
B-bamford time?

>>64982335
Hands of Dragovic pls, if he leaves he'll go to a proper club.

>>64982159
he looks just like rooney mara teebs

and for anyone asking yes i would fuck both of them

>>64982352
>RLC for instance would be getting played at any other club in the league bar City.

Jesus Christ

>>64980062
Heyo

>>64982393
How come the CL winning, second most successful team in the PL era team known as Chelsea isn't a "proper club"

You ABCs are funny

>>64982423
All of your posts have been incredibly intelligent and insightful thus far :^)

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>transfer thread
>nobody has mentioned that west ham are being linked with balotelli

>>64982447
I remember when people thought Balotelli was going to be good

>>64982447
shit, he looks like he's floating in that pic

>>64982423
Literally every single team in the premier league could use a strong midfielder with pace and dribbling ability

>>64982453
>he's changed since mancini la'
>brenny can manage him la'

>turns out to be yet another failure

You now remember the Manx Liverpool bandwagoner saying he was going to be a great signing: http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/52126719/#52127074

>>64982465
Exactly, which is why RLC wouldn't be played anywhere.

>>64982444

This from the guy who thinks RLC would play for everyone minus City.

He's a promising talent but let's not pretend he's some Rooney/Wilshere tier youff who comes in and takes games by the scruff of the neck from the get go.

>>64982478
I'm trying to think of a team where balotelli would fit in

would have to be a team with low expectations and its acceptable for their striker to stroll around

>>64982447
I have no idea why anyone would want to give him another chance. He should just stick to the pizza league or go to MLS.

>>64982506
>would have to be a team with low expectations and its acceptable for their striker to stroll around
so definitely not west ham then

west brom maybe?

>>64982493
>comparing the youth prodigy that was Pooney to Wheelchair
Arselol fan detected

>>64982515
They suffer with the same shit liverpool did

"maybe we can be the ones to turn his career around, he definitely has potential"

>>64982487

>went toe to toe with barcelona in his debut season and got the better of them

back to sucking off RLC lad

>>64981412
Poo in loo desu

>>64982569
third world bros need to stick together pbh

>>64982540
Balotelli to West Ham is a guaranteed disaster. He'd probably stop caring about them after 2 weeks because they aren't a big club and spend most of his time partying in London nightclubs.

>mfw he was regarded as one of the best youngsters in the world at one point

Anyone watching goals on sunday

brenny said he nearly signed delli alley, he'd met him/spoke with him

>>64982465
Midfield is all about intelligence

RLC is a meme nigger

>>64982578
>'E DOESN'T PLAY THE WEST 'AM WAY

Feel a bit bad about all the abuse the Indians get on /sp/ and /int/, pretty sure all of the posters are middle/upper-middle class and actually poo in a loo, otherwise they wouldn't have internet and a computer.

>>64982586
Brenny did nothing wrong

>>64982603
>mfw fans of every shit club in the league talk about the X club way.
It's funny, like as if any of them ever had long periods where they weren't playing shit football

http://strawpoll.me/6563629
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>>64982628
>no option for neither

>>64982626
>implying you ever hear about the sunderland way or the norwich way

Who's been the bigger flop- Firmino, Depay, Pedro or Schweinsteiger?

>>64980738
>we
m8 /wsw/ ww@

>>64982702
Pedro has been EXPOSED

Who will Stoke snap today ?

>>64982586
They decided he wasn't good enough in the end

>>64982733
Wenger

>neville neville's sons getting exposed
can't wait to see gary's smug face as he analyses a team's weakness in 8 months

>>64982393
>Chelsea
>not a proper club
Austrians ABCs out

>>64982733
nobody they will outplay arsenal and be clinical in the final third while girpoo misses some sitters and ozil disappears

>>64982702
Depay

>>64982682
It's almost certainly been mentioned on their club forums at least a few times.

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/search/9712027/?q=the+sunderland+way&o=relevance&c[node]=86

>>64982578

> pissing in shoes

super mario indeed

>>64980718
lmao both united and liverpool are owned by american oligarchs

They are the exact definition of sugar daddy team, but I guess because they have "history" it doesnt count right

Manure v Livershit is the most plastic fixture on the calendar

>>64982810
naw.
ynwa bruvva.

>>64982810
>not knowing of el plastico (city v chelski)

>>64982764
From what I can tell there, it's meant in a mocking way. Not like "the West Ham way" whatsoever.

>>64982824
then what is PSG vs Chelsea? Le Gasico?

>>64982826
True, I guess West Ham are the only mickey mouse team that seriously talk about the X club way, other than United fans of course.

>>64982844
lel

>>64982850
>forgetting "pass and move it's the liverpool groove"

>>64982818
the about of livershit pandering here is unbearable

I cant believe "people" actually paid money to see some geriatric fucks play a "legends" match

>>64980612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLFHE8L8JME

good news for every other team

>>64982872
yeh.
it was fucking hilarious and i think the scoreline was 4-0 or something ridiculous.
all my friends are manure or shitty or arse. not many chelsea but i am.

anyway. this will be a comfy night and i'll have monday off from my parttime.
first liverpoop-manure then stoke-arse then seahawks then broncos then aus open.

>>64980718
betting on 0-0 is free money

>>64982861
think this is where klopp is going wrong t b h. he's lost sight of the liverpool groove

>>64982715
He's been exposed for the last two seasons at barcelona

any news on the lacazette to newcastle situation?

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Boro and Hull will probably get automatically promoted

discuss

>>64983012
>fulham in charge of defending
>bolton in charge of winning

>>64983012
>Boro

im ok with this

>>64983012
dont want hull back desu mauled by the tigers is an insufferable cunt

>>64983012
Annoying to see these same yo-yo clubs go up. Boro are alright, but Hull have had their chance. Ipswich win the play-offs pls

>>64982810
The difference is that, especially with united and arsenal, not sure about Liverpool, the clubs don't need their owner to inject any money because they generate enough money independently

ANY

UPDATES

>>64983028
>>64983040
>wanting the emptyside back in the PL
It's as bad as the DW Stadium.

>>64983037
Why do these non league twats always feel the need to adopt a stupid trip so that people know who they are? Half the time they aren't even posting about their team

ON

>>64983063
javi martinez is not going to liverpool la

>>64983012
Lot can change in the Championship lad don't get ahead of yourself.

I'd gladly see Boro back, hope Forest can ever get their shit back together.

>>64983067
fuck off la its confirmed

>>64983012
Boro and Burnley will finish top 2, Forest to sneak into the playoffs and clutch it at last (they're unbeaten in 11 games after a shit start to the season).

>>64983059
I'm sure their fans will miraculously remember to start going to games when they're in the Premier League.

compass up raisin on the javi martinez clock organ snooker situation

>>64983086
It was barely half-full when they were in the PL last time.

what is it like to be loved

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>>64983099

Legit haven't seen an English game on Sky Sports in about a month. Why the fuck is nothing televised these days?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjdiYDwnJ3U

CHATTED SHIT

GOT BANGED

BACUNA CONFIRMED GOAT

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>>64983232
>vardy hasnt scored in his last 6(SIX) games

>>64983333
It doesn't matter, the rest of his career is sorted thanks to those 11 games. He'll either earn his big move or get a massive new contract.

who /stokefanfortheday/ here?

>>64983497
Everyone. Only faggots want anyone other than Liechester to win the league

>>64983459
i doubt he'll get either at 29

>>64983535
>wanting penster to win the league

>>64983535
lester meme is over la

>drawing against villa

>>64982988
I fucking wish.

>>64983497
Here

>>64983497
Pray for the wind

>>64983497
I love Stoke unless they're playing against >my team

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>>64983497
Here m8

>>64985899
>>64985899
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>>64985899

When will the media give up on "le biggest derby in the world"?
Just let it go, granddad. United and Liverpool are not big clubs anymore.

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Are Arsenal and Spurs the new "biggest rivals" in the league?