Get in here chaps. Yuros, Third-worlders, exiles.
hello
>Foreign football fans
soup, fellas
got myself a fucking feast desu
I appreciate Britons routing for NE but you realize how much of a cuck it makes you, yeah?
>>64951520
Fuck off I'm a Colts fan, Goober.
>>64951520
>Patriots
>has England in the name
it balances out tbqhwy
>>64951490
nah man
nah
>>64951551
But "England" is preceded by the word "New"
Which means not Old England
>>64951540
Lol you fucked up.
>>64951520
But seriously, 90% of Pats bandwagoners here do so because of Brady's success and the fact they have "England" in the name, nobody makes any link to the Revolutionary War.
>>64951540
>Briton
>Clots
Literally how.
>watching this over the englands brave david haye fight on dave
i thought you guys loved your country
>>64951613
if it's on Dave now, it'll be on Dave for the next month
>murrifats shitting up the comfy thread in their Crocs and Hawaiian shirts
>>64951644
I can't find the American thread, plus the comfy threads are much better. Don't worry I'll save 90% of the shitposting in the other threads.
>not using Boston United's logo for the Pats
>not linking this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6l4lT00Pgs
Poor show, Mauled.
>>64951644
You're shitting up our glorious sport with your non-Americaness
/Hyped/ to be quite perfectly honest with you my trans-atlantic, trans-pacific, and south of the border chum
>>64951583
New just means worst, everyone knows that.
>>64951694
In what way is that even close to being true?
>>64951672
I don't even have to click that. Back when Soccer AM was occasionally funny.
>>64951664
>>64951694
>Wanting non-americans in our sports
>>64951664
>I can't find the American thread
>>64951785
you don't have to be in this thread if it offends you, family
>>64951746
In almost every way.
>>64951785
But I'm not American
>>64951814
>>64951785
don't worry someone made a new one
f-a-g-g-o-t-s
Football "experts" still shitting on Smeth pre-game. It sure would be nice to see them get shut up.
>>64951829
Your presence offends me
>>64951842
Then you fuck off too
>>64951875
What a fucking melt you are. Go chug a pint of piss.
Predict your teams starting XI:
-------------------Gronk------------
----------------------------------------
Butler---Vollmer---Ninkovich---Chung
----------------------------------------
-----Hightower-----Brady-----
------------------------------------------
-------------Bolden-------------------
-------------------------------------------
Edelman-----White----Amendola
>>64951875
"no" "you"
>>64951923
>Brady in midfield
>Brady in any position
He would be so shit
hello lads, is brady elite?
>>64951923
I'd prefer to see Brady at the base of a diamond for that distribution
>>64951923
do football players outside of punters and kickers even know how to kick a ball?
>Watching NFL Network on stream before the game
Americans are so fucking cringe
>>64951919
Isn't there some boregrass for you to be watching?
>>64951990
Fuck off
>>64951672
>>64951752
>>64952006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5jlDZs7e5M
>>64951999
if you watch them in possession, brady tends to make his way to the centre of the pitch while hightower scoots up.
>>64952082
That's actually not a terrible kick. Almost got the spiral on it
>>64952018
Cuck
>>64952006
being crap at soccer didn't stop players like dirk kuyt and sven bender
>>64952123
Doesn't make sense lmao
>>64951672
what the fuck am i watching
>USA is a tangible real life nation that actually exists, and is not a mass hallucination of the rest of mankind
that being said, I can't get enough
wait?
andy reid is still alive?
>>64951672
>>64952164
USA getting BTFO
let's gooo
>ian eagle
USA ALREADY CONFIRMED FOR WIN
Anyone taking a short interlude to watch the Daivd Haye fight?
I'm here, I'm queer, deal with it.
>>64952247
what is the joke? like what's supposed to be offensive/humorous?
>>64952308
what does your mullah think about that?
holy shit.
lafail didn't drop that
>>64952316
Pokes at american stereotypes plus some solid britbong humour
>produced a floater that Paula Radcliffe would be proud of
Ugh. Just ignored the idiot american poster. This is going to be a good game.
>>64952398
That isn't particularly funny. I am surprised you liked it with that flag.
>>64952446
you sound like a faggot, why don't you leave too
Be nice to the fellow britbros m8s. Most of them are nice people
tell me lads, what is the EPL equivalent of this game?
>announcers already calling for flags for penalties that don't exist
jesus christ
Why the hell is it so zoomed in, can't see the play properly
G R O N K
R
O
N
K
Should the chiefs just walk off the field now?
Wait, I thought Gronk was ded for the rest of the season.
>>64952478
You're the only faggot here.
>kansas city
>defense
pick absolutely none
>>64952471
It was funny at the time what with Paula's inability to control herself
>>64952542
2016 Spurs vs Fergie's Man United (with injuries)
Chiefs pass D is fucking embarrassing
>>64952633
Yes I understood the joke, you mongoloid. Go fuck your cousin.
Is MEME MAGIC dead?
>>64952471
I'm assuming he's the not American from >>64951842
>>64952542
There is none
EPL to NFL conversions don't work too well
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH
GRONK
Come on Kansas, no one wants a blowout
>>64952682
>britbong
>accusing other person of inbreeding
GOOOOOOOOOAL!!!
1-0 Boston United. Gronkowski after a pass by Thomas Brody.
>>64952682
I was clarifying that I do not currently find it funny but it was a good reference at the time, you inbred island monkey
Terrific goal. Looked like handball before it but the refs didn't call it
GRONK
>>64952826
keep backpedalling, faggot.
>>64952800
impressive
>>64952542
Hard to make playoff equivalents to anything that's not a cup
>>64952889
>explain joke to someone who asks
>somehow backpedalling
I was just shitposting when I called you inbred, but might not actually be far off the mark
Some pretty fucking great stream for these playoff games
>>64952889
>>64952989
play nice, this is the comfy thread
>>64953093
this, I was tempted to pay for the game day pass for the playoffs because regular season games the entire year have been shit
>>64952989
>I was just shitposting
That's what the American thread is for. Don't let me catch you with your pants down in here again.
>>64952989
please don't feed the yuro trolls
WHAT'S WITH THESE FUCKING CAMERA ANGLES
FUCK YOU CBS I CAN'T SEE SHIT
>>64952989
Fuck off youre shitting up our footy thread
rip lemmy ;_;7
Fuck me, Haye has killed this complete Jobber
GET OUT FOREIGNERS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64953390
>>64953371
To be fair, it was always going to be over very quickly.
He needed something to ease him back in
Would be mildly interested to see him fight AJ
>>64953371
literally the most fraudulent "fight" I think I've seen live. took about 10 big punches in 2 minutes without even moving his feet and is now quite literally dead
>>64953390
SMETH
ELITE
>>64953390
You are genetically British.
Unless you're one of those smelly beaner Americans?
What tea are you lads drinking?
Can only get Twinings and weird Asian shit over here
>>64953390
'no'
>>64952907
CL then?
would be Bayern with a few injuries against City be a good comparison?
>refball already
>>64953539
Lots of other Yuro countries sent people over too. WOPs, krauts, potatonigger, slavs etc
>no roughing the passer
If you think that was roughing the passer then you should go back to beheading each other over soccer, you fairies.
>Belichick already paying off the refs
>>64953713
I roughed your mum last night m8
>>64953713
Your mum ripped the head off it last night pal
>>64953800
>>64953833
#rekt
YOU HAVEN'T LEFT
>>64953713
figures a bandwagoning faggot would be biased
>2 time outs for a field goal
>time to get your "Fantastic" passing defence back on the field
good job lel
>>64953921
points on the board mate
>>64953971
I think they'd rather the two TOs. Has MOTD started yer?
some of you yuros are alright, don't go in the gamethread tonight
These yuro threads are always so comfy
>>64954066
3 AND OUT
(pls)
An actual stop, oh thank god
>>64954104
Fuck off
nice hoping for a close match here
>Charcandrick
>>64954470
Ha-ha Clinton Dix will be playing later
Wheres the guy from ball so hard university
Who is all-time Lionel Messi of american football?
A player so incredibly skilled, techincally perfect and razorsharp-minded that every match is a guarantee that you will see something truly special?
>>64954558
I know him. Charcandrick is even worse than Le'Veon (which is smalltime compared to other nigger names, but it's the first one that came to mind).
>>64954630
Thomas Edward Patrick Brady. He'll be back on the field presently.
>Youtube stream down
fuuuuck
>>64954630
There isn't one because players are limited to very specific positions
>Julian "butterfingers" Edelman
Notre Dame would bootyblast both of these teams
>>64954629
On his couch
England need to start catching the ball if they want a try
>>64954705
m8 the game is on CBS and even I can watch it over here
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/superbowl/live/player
Inb4 pick 6.
Three and out
Tres y fuera
Trois et dehors
Tre e fuori
>>64954800
Didn't know that, thanks mate
>>64954761
BATTLEFROG would bootyblast both these teams
HANDBAGS
That was naughty from Amendola
>>64954705
literally turn your tv on and tune it to the local cbs affiliate
dirty new english scum
say it with me now
CHIMP
OUT
Oh shit nigga got laid out
I call this move "Zidane".
Holy fucking shit, he got nothing.
>unnecessary roughness
gay
What a bullshit hit, wish the penalty could've been more. Fucking asshole move.
>>64954962
>owning a tv
>literally wasting money to watch adverts
Learn to money manage faggot
It's refball la its the fooking corrupt fa after us again la
>nearly tear someone's head off
>blatant violation of the rules
>2.5 yard penalty
would have got ejected if he was a bengal.
>>64954630
There's only been one, and it was this guy.
>pats already playing dirty since they know they're outclassed
>>64955084
Should change the rules so that 15 yard penalties that give you less than 10 yards can be taken as a forced loss of a down instead.
>>64952199
i'm still convinced it's real
He should get fined for that hit
>>64955189
This plus college ejection rules. Get dirty niggers/wiggers to learn there place
>>64955168
Barry Sanders? Is there any 30 for 30 film (or similar) about his career? Fucking love documentaries about great sportsmen. Even in sports I don't watch desu.
can someone give me a quick game recap?
>>64955318
There isn't but there should be - there were runners that came before and since, but there have none anywhere near his acumen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKjfoQVssBo
Whats with some of these fucking camera angles
>>64955338
>pats touchdown on first drive
>chiefs field goal in response
>punts on top of punts
>Amendola cheap shot that should have gotten him ejected but lol he's a patriot player
>>64955392
CBS just spend 10's of millions of dollars to upgrade their production ahead of superbowl 50.
>post yfw superbowl 50 is this bad
>>64955392
three main cameras, one at the 50 yard line, one near each 20-yard line
>>64955318
>>64955371
Look up "A Football Life: Barry Sanders"
>>64955418
>ejection
>for hitting someone hard
>>64955418
>ejection
nah, but he should get a fine
>alex smith gets lit up well after he throws
>no penalty
>brady gets a love tap right after he releases
>obvious roughing the passer
I thought the nfl waited until atleast the second half for blatant refball
Dat Brady lumbering forward
no td
>>64955545
>>64955371
>"A Football Life: Barry Sanders"
cheers pals
>brady "run" TD
>>64955578
>>64955630
>setting yourself so that you can launch, crown first into the head of someone who is trying to catch a ball
>start chimping out and throwing putting hands onto their face mask after the play
>in a league that's trying to promote player safety
"Ok"
Did bill challenge that? Waste of a challenge, this is the perfect spot for the unstoppable Brady QB sneak. They'll score on the next play anyway
C H I M P
H
I
M
P
Went to have dinner. 14-3...this is not legit football score..is it?
>that cheeky dive-in
lel
>>64956047
This is what happens when the refs decide to not even try to be objective
>>64956047
Yeah the New England Bradys are really good, scored fourteen times in a row
>>64956047
Yes.
Points are generally scored in increments of 7 or 3. Also possible but far less common are 2, 6, and 8.
Patriots got two 7s, Chiefs got a 3.
Brady truly is impressive. 38 years old
>>64956145
he's no Giggseh though is he
>>64956145
does wonders having a competent o-line your entire career
>>64956195
>tfw you'll never see a 45 year old Giggs as WR catching a touchdown pass in the Superb Owl
>>64956233
Yeah he got that but sacrificed reliable receivers for most of his career
>>64956233
Like pottery.
>>64956195
got nothing on stevie la
>>64956047
Field Goals are 3 pts (kick the ball through the yellow uprights)
Touchdowns are 6 pts (put the ball in the opponents endzone [the one you are facing])
After a TD you can try to kick an extra point, or go for a 2 pt conversion by getting into the endzone from 3 yards out
Safeties are 2 points (you force the team on offense back into their own endzone)
as a (possibly former) raiders fan, i don't know whom i want to lose more
Smith always overthrows when he goes for >20.
>>64956145
it's like Pirlo
turns out when you never had any athleticism to rely on, getting old doesn't matter
>>64956047
>>64956335
To add, if you get a safety, the team forced into the end zone has to kick the ball to you afterwards
>>64956357
Just relax and enjoy the game, you've a long night of rooting for the Steelers coming up
what the hell is that thing depicted on the field near the sidelines on the 50? flintlocks? the building from gattaca?
cum on Chefs, liven this game up a bit by scoring a little pls
HES GOT A HIGH FOOTBALL IQ
>tfw the NFC game is on at 3am
>>64956519
that's tomorrow lad
>>64956606
I'm planning on breaking out a big pot of coffee when the puckers game starts
>>64956606
but you're greek famalam, you people eat dinner at 22 pm, you can do this
>that fucking horn
every tiem
>tfw next game on at 12:30pm
Gotta give it to you amerilards, dis comfy as fuck
>Chefs getting BTFO
>>64956577
Didn't he say "Football High IQ" at first?
I laughed
>>64956373
Brady's more impressive
The players around him get more anonymous every year while Pirlo couldn't stop fucking up for his MLS team
>Chefs unironically going to go out playing like shit
>>64956700
and there's more tomorrow
welcome to cozytown, population: us
>>64956778
>tfw gotta work tomorrow
BRAZIL 6
KANSAS CITY 0
NEW ENGLAND 14
EUROPE 0
>>64956900
Germany 7
Brazil 1
playoffs have been genuinely terrible last few years
worse than champions league and that's saying a lot
>>64956900
if he's brazilian why is he named after an egyptian city?
also please don't burt leandro barbosa during the olympics
>>64956936
wildcard weekend was boss la
>>64956977
They were awful, nothing happened in 3 of them until the last 2-4 minutes.
>>64956936
nfl in general has been shit for a while
>>64957010
it was worth it though
>>64956977
chefs-texans was ass
murderbowl didn't get going until the 4th quarter
seahawks-vikes was only good in the last two minutes
packers-r******s was ass
>>64957032
Yeah because the CFL is the pinnacle of the game
>>64956936
I wanted to see the Steelers offense fucking people up, shame about the injuries. Who're you hoping advance to the superbowl?
>>64957061
>getting this defensive
top insecure
>>64956977
yer wa?
they were shite, with the missed field goal to top it all off
>>64957032
This snow monkey knows what's up.
Why are american ads so fucking shit? This xfinity ad is trash, its not funny and its not maling me want to get xfinity
>>64956778
He's already in tomorrow mate
>>64957067
I am just hoping for some non-powerhouse teams to make the SB so Cards, Chiefs or Panthers
>>64957010
But two of those games had the most "what the fuck just happened?" endings ever
Such great narratives
>>64957104
>Hungary
wasn't your country erased when the USSR dissolved?
>>64957104
american advertising is always aimed at the lowest common denominator
>>64957156
>aussie education
We were never USSR :)
>>64957198
>cucked by Austria for centuries
>>64957198
paprika lol
>>64957198
I think I know a little bit more about Hungary than you
>>64957214
>cucked by austria from 1933 for the rest of eternity
fuck i want to go to aulani now
>>64957114
This. Stillers / Panthers won
>>64957344
cool
why do they make them wear the fucking flag pins
do the pats have the most boring uniform in the NFL?
>>64957198
I'm from Brazil, half of the people in my country are Hungary
>>64957426
Top banter lad
There are surprisingly few niggers on the pitch in this game
>>64957426
booooooo
>>64957510
makes a difference from your mums arsehole
>>64957510
Patriots have a "No Darkies" policy
>>64957417
I like it
>white man
>first name: Jah
what's going on here
>>64957548
>Henrik Harlaut
what's going on here
what the fuck does gatorade taste like?
I imagine it's overly sweet and as sticky as a nightclub floor
FUCKING HELL
kansas shiets
>>64957638
lucozade without the fizz
>>64957638
Salty coins and milk
>the city of Kansas, Missouri
>>64957638
Kind of like Powerade, but slightly better
Oh no fuck that fumble
>>64957638
Its not sticky or very sweet. Hard to describe how it tastes though. Basically the same as most other sports drinks if that helps.
my cat doesn't like brie
>>64957638
It's actually both more salty. Its meant to replace all the salts you sweat out, as well as the water, and you can kind of taste the salt. It's also a little sugary and flavored, just so it doesn't taste you're just slamming salt water.
Do they not use Gatorade in Soccer? Obviously the guys are out there the whole half, but at half time I'd think they'd slam some gatorade.
Looked like elbow might've been down
>>64957638
Dont you get gatorade there?
>>64957800
don't feed your cat dairy products, family
>>64957823
I think Liverpool use gatorade due to a sponsorship deal, but other than them most teams use water.
>>64957823
>>64957839
We have Powerade and Lucozade
All the ades except Gator
>>64957800
Alison Brie is my jewfu
welp, this game is over
>>64957915
Ya missing out famalam, bit of green apple, watermelon chill. Top stuff.
all I know Gatorade from is that movie with Terry Crews as president where they use gatorade to water their crops that never grow, and got a bad impression of it from there
Not even meme magic can save the Chiefs now
Textbook drive.
Enough, take Gronk and Edelman out alredy for safety
>>64957992
I've had it when I've been in America.
It's good for a hangover
god damn it, are Pats really going to win the Owl again?
I don't hate them, but come on.
>>64957839
No it isnt halal
>>64958004
Only so much you can do when it's 11v18
>>64958084
Oh yes, whenever I have gatorade in the house I save it for hangovers
>>64958097
Panthers are
>>64958097
They're beating a team with a QB that can't throw this game, and a D that literally cannot defend the pass
cucumber lime, orange, glacier cherry are the best gatorades
>>64958084
it really is good for hangovers
>>64958097
Cardinals beat them in the Soup Erbole
>>64958181
I was under the impression Panthers are a meme who won't do shit in the playoffs
G O N K
>>64958202
>cucumber lime
Interesting
>>64958248
their offense can be as dangerous as the Patriots
Damn what a play.
oh shit mane
OH THAT PLAY
>>64958278
it's one of the special mexican flavors we get in california, and it's awesome
SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH SMITH
that
Alex actually did something on that play, and what a play that was
>>64958248
Don't underestimate cam. He's turned into a complete pckage this year. He's the best rushing QB since Vick, might even be better and his passing has improved tremendously since his rookie season
>>64958376
We have it here in Georgia too.
That should have been a touchdown Chefs. Lazy fucking receivers.
>>64958202
White Cherry Powerade would booty blast all those flavors
MOBILE
QB
I've got a case of Vimto. Yummy.
who /heatingupleftoverpizzaforthesecondgame/ here?
>>64958564
vimto is ribena for pussies
>>64958610
/gorgingonbrieandsourdough/ here
>>64958610
are you me
>going for it
????
almost
>>64958645
Not yet
Game on lads
That was pretty BASED
ITS HAPPENING!!
>>64958645
BRAZIL 7
KANSAS CITY 6
NEW ENGLAND 21
YUROP 0
ELITE.
Damn shame that nigga fumbled on the first drive of the 3rd.
come on let's go
make this game a bit more exciting in the 4th
White people LOVE that honda song.
>>64951829
They're American soccer fans. They're trying to keep yuros from liking gridiron
>PLEASE LET US WATCH YOUR SPORTS BIG STRONG AMERICANS
Brady int coming on next drive
Are there logos like the ones in the OP for all 32 NFL teams?
>>64952542
lester vs mancity desu
Hello Eurofam. How are y'all doing?
>>64958930
football as football
>>64958930
Google footballasfootball m8
>>64952606
most dangerous lead in handegg is 10-14
>>64958930
http://www.footballasfootball.com/
>>64958964
>>64958990
Thanks anons.
just got home in time to watch the ending of the game. Did any meme-worthy or interesting things happen yet?
>>64958964
DOT COM
>>64959031
literally nothing interesting so far
>>64959031
Nah. Fairly high standard of play though.
>>64958961
pretty good family, looking forward to the second game tbqhwy
>>64959031
Blatant new England refball, but that's it
>>64958964
>>64958990
>>64959006
Damn, the logos on that site are pretty nice.
How can this D be so shit? They leave receivers open literally every single play
>>64959031
Green Bay-Cards is going to be the better game.
>>64959092
Thats good to hear senpai, are you getting drunk?
what was that? why did they wait?
>>64959161
One of the players was confused so they just let the clock run out on the quarter because it doesn't cost them anything.
>>64959141
Ever considered the Pats' offense is real good?
anyone have the drawing where Brady ignores a wide open black receiver and throws it to a covered white one?
>Rodgers haircut
absolute gayboy
>>64959082
>>64959084
>>64959122
>>64959148
alright, thank you guys
>>64959212
>real good
Please don't encourage american bastardisations of the English language.
They're good, but these receivers are running simple slants and flats. They just should not be giving up that many plays.
>>64959337
whats the prob maaan? just chill
>>64959148
not tonight, gonna be chugging coffee to stay awake till the end of the second game
gonna drink tomorrow starting from the Liverpool Man U game through to the end of the Steelers Broncos game and deal with the hangover
>>64959337
Sorry. Offence*.
>>64959337
>chiefs hold them to 3rd down
>stop them on 3rd and long
>lol roughing the passer xdxdxdxd
Nah the pats got gifted this game, the refs aren't even trying to hide their bias
>>64959383
Oh yeah, tomorrow is going to be a hype sports day. I'm hoping Livershit memes all over United and LVG gets sacked.
Steelers-Broncos should be a solid game though. Half my family is from that area so its going to be fun to watch.
Alright?
>>64959511
>tfw season 2 of moaning is shit
>>64959511
like an orange
>>64959442
It was one play m8. I can't stand the Pats but the Chiefs are to blame. Smith was shit for 2.5 quarters (and is still making poor decisiont), and their D has been pretty bad for most of the game.
Game over man, game over.
lel
>Having a deaf center
lmao
the chefs meme is fucking over
What happens if you try to delay the game indefinitely?
>>64959661
they were damn cocky too
>>64959663
No point because the clock is stopped. Would just waste a lot of time, but not game time
>Whenever you see a low hit on Gronkowski, you think of the kn-kn-knee injuries
>>64959752
I know. But what would happen?
Who are these guys and what did they do to the Pats O line?
>>64959786
I used to watch open all hours every week with my grandma rip ;_;
>>64959511
the.. uh... NINE ELEVIN
>>64959562
>Amendola has been carrying the pats
>should have been ejected long ago
>it's just one play man xdxdxd
>>64959820
I assume the kicker would get ejected for too much unsportsmanlike conduct. Then if another player kept doing it they could disqualify the team.
Not certain though
>>64960026
Well they're still in it. I hope they win, I'd love to shitpost about it
why did the pats change logos?
the old one was the best thing about them
>alex sssschmidt!
the co-commentator has started drinking
>Smeth meme plays
>>64960117
color commentators are always assumed to be drunk
Not a fumble, that?
>>64960117
wouldn't you be drinking?
>>64960201
need to have possession and "make a football move"
>>64960095
Me too, despite holding my tongue all season, but this has been bullshit. It may only be two plays, but they not only kept a major player in the game when they should be ejected, but also continued a touchdown drive.
The refs have been shit tier this game and haven't even tried hiding the fact that they want the pats to win since the 2 quarter
>>64960201
should probably be an incomplete pass, but the retarded catch rules this year mean anything's possible
>>64960217
Looked like it, though. B-Boy thinks so as well.
>tfw you'll never have a comfy commentary job taking swigs out of your hip flask over the course of several hours while you talk bullshit that no one cares about but you're still expected to be there
>>64960281
>flask
nigga they get catered meals from the club level restaurant. they're getting drinks delivered from the bar
IT'S OGRE
Poor Alex
>celebrating an interception that cost them like 20 yard
nignogs are so dumb lol
>>64960341
even better
He should have swatted that ball dess
>>64960405
kek
desu rules are weird if that's possible
Why would he put both feet down? Dumb nigger
>>64960405
There was like 5 of them who started dancing like kids on christmas when the line judges made their decision.
Priceless kek.
>>64960468
muh personal stats
Refball fucking confirmed
lolwat
need a pick 6 right about now
lel brady
REFBALL EVEN AFTER THE GAME IS ARGUABLY OVER
>that refball
fucking hell
Chef fans should be mad that the Bungles fucked their Wildcard game up.
god why can't this game just end
it's been over since halftime
>Smeth
>>64960716
the 4th quarter will never end
>>64959663
Finally found the rule
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palpably_unfair_act
Is Alex Smith retarded?
>>64960785
Yes, this has been obvious the whole game
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>>64960764
oh, neat
>>64960785
All Chefs are retarded
>Kansas City isn't in Kansas
>Home team is listed second
>NFL is not one league, but 2 smaller leagues, each made of 4 further smaller leagues
>not calling that late horsecollar by hightower
>fouts calls it out
fucking dan fouts is based as shit
inb4 Chiefs get 2 TDs, but fuck up a last second 2 point conversion to win the game
>no flag for that late shot either
WHAT THE FUCK
Didn't realise Smith was a dual threat QB
They sure are taking their time to set up.
>>64960853
van gaal's mum?
>>64960855
do the maths m8, they wouldn't go for the 2 point
>>64960853
The home team being listed second is fucking stupid.
>>64960853
Honestly the NFL-AFL mergers has been good for the sport overall.
Its alot like how the AL and NL are in baseball.
I also have no idea why their is a city call Kansas City that isn't in Kansas.
sliding in with your studs up like that is a red card
>>64960942
it's a holdover from baseball reporting, where the home team bats second in each inning
will they try a on side kick?
>>64960931
>not meming it hard and going for the 2pc when it's 26-27
>>64960869
>expecting the refs to start calling the game fair after watching this shit fest
Ayyy
>this clock management
I can't handle how fucking retarded they are. What the fuck are they doing?
Holy fucking shit their time-management is making me ANGRY.
>>64961045
yeah they have to, there's not enough time
>>64960986
Picking up the ball and carrying it in your hands like that is a redcard
>>64961065
I at least want them to pretend to be fair when the Chiefs are down so much.
>>64961045
Most likely. A sensible team would still have about 4 minutes left on the clock. No idea how they've managed to waste so much time
>>64961113
Cairo is going to choke in some way, it's on his blood.
Andy Reid, KC's head coach, is historically an awful clock manager
what are they fucking doing
>Can'tsas Shitty Queefs
Is this game staged?
>>64961076
Andy reid has always been bad at clock management, but this is fucking ridiculously bad
>>64960942
I disagree, because "Chiefs - Patriots" or "Chiefs vs. Patriots" gets automatically translated to "Chiefs at Patriots" in my head.
>no timeout
Now, this is what I call a retard
>on under 42.5 points
sweating my balls off
>40 seconds
>FORTY FUCKING SECONDS
LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING?
>>64961252
they're all staged
Kek this is ridiculous
dis gun be good
>>64961296
It should be "Patriots receive the Chiefs."
goal goal goal etc
2 minutes late who cares
>>64961318
sorry
>KC +5
>under 42.5
RIP my money
This clock management made me fucking rage and I don't support either of these teams
kek the hope that the chefs have is what makes it funny
>cairo wearing ronaldos
lol of course
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not even close lmao
fucking mongs blew it
>pre-emptive ogrery
>remembering THOSE people before this game who actually thought the chefs were Owlbound
>yfw they do get 50 seconds to attack and manage to run 2 plays for 6 yards
Did he just call him Dad?
LMAO this luck
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>this incredible luck
this is like a greek tragedy
cucked by Lady Cuck
packers-cardinals thread where
>those dead eyes
Smeth BTFO
JOSIE'S ON A VACATION FAR AWAY
>that downsy Smith face
my sides have wasted valuable time
You just know that if it would have been the other way around the Pats recover it for a TD.
apart from time management, alex smith played really well
I was surprised that the chiefs defense played so poorly
gronk clearly had an awful speech impediment when he was a kid
Gronk is literally as thick as pig shit isn't he? Without this sport he'd be fighting kangaroos in Vegas or something.
I want gronk to pound my boipucci
>>64961076
>mfw this game went a lot like Super Bowl 39
Seriously, watch that game when you have time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovB-B6E_tx4
Same shit. Philly down, but hanging around, trying to stage a comeback. But just takes fucking forever on offense and the clock just runs out eventually.
>>64961860
pis kush disno
Well good night, fellow Yuros.
Or enjoy Aaron "Sex on Legs" Rodgers blow out the Cardinals.
>>64962061
>watching faggoty tommy, but not glorious rogers
>>64962061
>implying
cardinals bootyblasted rodgers a couple weeks ago, sacked him 8 (eight) times
>>64961057
Would that have been the better option?
Field goal is most likely a safe point and you get into OT.
2pc is very risky, but you would insta win.
I know to less about OT to tell which is better.
I just remember GreenBay getting BTFO last year, because they lost the coinflip in OT against Colts
someone please make new thread
>>64962396
new Thread
pls no bully for img
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