>implying i saved football meme images edition
Americans only allowed if they abandon FastFood chains.
>>64962694
Green Bay just baited them last time, when Rogers got sacked 24/7
GB will stomp them today
First for P/a/ckers
>>64962694
>abandon Fastfood chains when it's Hüttengaudi time
No.
>>64962782
ALL PART OF THE SHOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r663_sQjN4Y
Canadians allowed?
>>64962865
Yes this is a Euro thread
>>64962694
>no euro style logos
Shit thread
>Another foreign thread
Fuck this shit
>>64962865
No
Fuck off back to /fur/
>>64962865
Canada is the europe of america
>>64962865
Only if you're a cute little girl
did that guy say he was from northern ireland?
Nice to have Shields back finally
Does your country get NFL games? playoff games? the superbowl? the london ones?
>abandon FastFood chains.
pizza desu
did rodgers have a bad time at cal? he never says he's from cal
same with marshawn
>>64963052
Got some today
Red Onion
Feta Cheese
Chicken
Didnt know rodgers went to community college, thought that was for black people
>watched patriots with friends
>ride bike back home after match
>brush teeth and put on my pyjamas
>lay in bed and turn on tv
>5 seconds before kick off
>feeling comfy as fuck
thanks for reading my blog
>>64963127
here's a (You) for your troubles
>>64963101
No college teams wanted him so he went to community college for a year before Cal wanted to take him
>>64963094
He got pissed that Cal fired their coach so he started saying Butte instead of Cal
>>64963101
he went to Butte for only a year or two, then transferred to UC Berkeley
>>64963101
It's also for white losers who slip through the cracks of life. Fuck knows why he went.
tfw no based Buschi commentary
>>64963127
subscribed
>>64963170
He wasn't recruited in high school
He did go to Cal later
>citys are allowed to buy teams of other cities
what a sport
>HA-HA CLINTON DIX
lol niggers
Im sorry was that niggers first name Ha Ha?
>>64963278
Alpha cities are allowed to cuck beta ones. I dont see the problem
Every single day of my life I wish I was European am I welcome in this thread
>>64963330
what is it with black people having the names of presidents somewhere in their name
>>64963278
YEH WELL YUR JUST A GOTDANG NATSY OK??
MUHRRICA
>>64963347
indeed
Hello friends
>>64963356
we wuz presidents and sheit
>>64963278
Technically it's like if MK Dons went back to Wimbledon
>>64963351
Just come to germany, at the moment everyone is welcome.
>>64963356
shows you how many slaves they fucked
>mfw black people named freeman
>free man
>>64963351
Cuck
>>64963456
Fuck you man. I was born on the wrong continent and wrong generation
>>64963478
oh god go back to the youtube comment section
>>64963456
>americans are so brainwashed, they actually believe their country isnt one of the worst.
>>64963351
Are you some kind of hipster or something? There's nothing special about being european, m8.
>>64963397
TOOUCHDOWN!!
what a catch
Nice try that
GOAL
HE SACKS THE CAMERAMAN
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAL!
Poor camera guy
>>64963535
I think hes talking about the good european countries
>>64963478
FIIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHT
>yuros will NEVER have the grand canyon
haha why even live there
>>64963647
Yeah, I know. But even the "good" european countries have problems, like mudslimes, high taxes, shitty weather and shitty people.
>>64963518
It's currently 2:30 in a Saturday nigt/Sunday morning where you and you're watching a game full of Americans played 6,000 miles away
Why can they say "real people, not actors" when its obviously actors? I dont like american ads
>>64963776
probably some loophole that allows it
american commercial are really of another level
Imagine being that nigger sitting up there with those white execs.
>>64963776
feel-good reality show commercials are the new trend and they fucking suck
>>64963776
Probably some bullshit where it's just people off the streets who are told what to say.
>>64963389
ha ha
>>64963776
they're not actors in the same way that the people on survivor are not actors
if you audition enough idiots you eventually find the ones who will naturally say what you want them to say
>>64963859
clinton-dix
>>64963856
But thats what actors are. If you get money to say things. This triggers my autism real hard
decent game this
>>64963776
They are people, and they're actresses?
I hate it in american ads when they force some shitty 'catchy' song that plebs will find themselves humming
peyton, pepsi, and mcdonalds ads are the worst at this
>>64963962
I was on a simlar commercial to that. I was a long time user of the product and a friend of someone who worked in the marketing department. I didn't get paid. Was just treated to a nice day of shooting followed by dinner and drinks
excellent finger tape investigation
Protip: don't watch the ads, save your brain!
>that bounce
>>64963356
Kek, just realised the inside joke with "Franklin Clinton" on GTA
do you guys not have merket focus groups in europe? honestly it's one of the best ways to pick up a couple hundred bucks every year, you just go to a group interview about some sort of product or how you feel about things, they pay you, feed you a nice lunch, and give you a check
for example, i've been signed up with these guys since i was 14:
http://www.ffrsf.com/
>>64964000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTg1n95--KE
REEEEEEE
>Cobb got paid
Really hoped he wasn't one of those players
Why do both these teams look 1.5 faster than the Chiefs and Pats?
>>64964097
those were our 2 greatest presidents
>>64964115
thank you shlomo. you are a truly wonderful ally.
nice run by a-a-rod
>>64964200
for some reason, no matter which conference wins the Owl, the NFC playoffs are always way better
COBB
>nulled by penalties
awww
>green bay literally abandons the pass because their healthy receivers are so shit
>scores 100 points and wins the owl
please let this happen
damn, that was a great catch, too bad it was called back
>>64964213
>NAFTA man
>great
Go fucking kill yourself
>2 penalties offsets 1
Doesn't seem right.
is this thread for handegg or basketball?
>>64964380
Two were presnap penalties
>>64964386
Handegg
>>64964413
Doesn't matter
If both teams have penalties, no matter what the amount is they will offset
>>64964442
He was saying it doesn't seem right
>>64964368
you should be more upset with the one who wasn't even a president 2bh
did he swallow his mouthguard?
>>64964477
Oh right.
Man I don't even know more than like 8 Canadian prime ministers. How do you expect me to know presidents?
>>64964442
>>64964469
It's always amazing to see a North American assume that everyone is as dumb as they are.
retard drawing the taunting flag
jesus fucking christ
Holy shit
>taunting is a thing
what a retarded sport
>nignogs
every time
wow, super cheap hand to the face call there
didn't even see it
>>64964630
Twas cool. Too bad it got called back.
so wtf just happened?
>cancelling out an entire phase of play over something that was completely irrelevant
defend this
>>64964749
>super cheap
'no'
>>64964768
Two penalties against Cardinals, one prior to Interception
New first down Packers
>50 referees
>lets foul, nobody will notice xD
>>64964792
staged
>>64964768
arizona intecepted and scored a goal
but before that another arizona player touched someone's face so it doesn't count
>>64964658
>We will never see an Adebayor like celebration again.
At least NFL has the Lambeau Leap which is celebrated while in football you get a yellow card.
>>64964872
kek why is this allowed?
those grey GB hats are fucking ugly
>>64964979
Why is what allowed?
>>64964843
Apparently even vikings like the Packers
Can anybody stop New England?
(the answer is no)
>>64965034
turr'ble
>>64964979
You aren't allowed to grab a facemask or you could break a neck.
Go home mexico your so drunk you forgot your eagle.
my eyes are going blurry from tiredness mane shit
>>64965083
>mexico
thats a pizzaman flag
>>64965250
That's what he meant by "forgot your eagle"...
>>64963206
I kinda like Stecker, if he isn't an expert
>GREEN 18
what did he mean by this?
>>64965393
bender code to attract barely legal northern wisconsin twinks
>they have to watch ads
>>64965623
JedenVerdammtenSamstag
>>64965083
Lmaooo
>>64965623
At least I've been to a game
>>64965623
based icke
>>64965623
Its like Jay and silent bob had a baby in houston.
I need to get to germany with a jersey and slay that poon.
>>64965896
literally who
>>64965734
>going to games
I've been once at a football (not handegg) game, was fucking shit.
Stadium is way too big to see whats happening.
I doubt handegg is any better and the stadiums are even bigger.
Went to a lot of Icehockey games (rip frankfurt lions), which were always fun and good to watch.
I guess its because of the small stadium and that i didnt care much about the sport.
>>64965896
>not watching best NFL show
http://www.ran.de/us-sport/nfl/live/nfl-live-kansas-city-chiefs-at-new-england-patriots-und-green-bay-packers-at-arizona-cardinals-die-divisional-round-im-kostenlosen-livestream
Made some meatballs
>>64966142
Who /IckeUltra/ here ?
>>64966100
It's about the same size of a divegrass field
Also going to a game with an atmosphere that is the equivalent of a Vermont high school would suck
>>64966142
I want some anti-schuppen shampoo
>>64966226
I usually hate those twitter/facebook guys, but Icke is the only one I can tolerate
Also Esume best expert
>>64966348
but the stecker-motzkus combo ain't nice, they're good as experts with other commentators like buschi and schmiso(nice commentator.
>>64966399
They're okay IMO, Schmiso tends to get on my nerves
>Bündchen
When i was young, i always thought she is german
>tfw she isnt :(
Rodgers will be 100% to blame if they lose this game
>>64966737
Relax
e
l
a
x
just so you euros know, this has been a dreadfully boring match. imagine a game between stoke and west brom ending 0-0 with 1 shot per team.
Cards collapsing.
>>64967008
Yeah, I've played in low scoring flag games more interesting than this
>>64962844
Fuck that actually looks alright. No sight of that burger at the McD in Canada.
>big roasti
Poor name though
>>64967220
Their defense is tired with these long ass drives
>>64967008
>dreadfully boring
Fucking faggot
>>64967008
I find it entertaining. It's just getting damn late.
>>64966652
She has German parents bro
BIG CATCH
So if i grab the egg and look straight in the sky and get tackled, its a blindside hit?
Could've run it for 4.
is this verizon ad about hillsborough?
>>64967936
kek
>the door is bigger
>literally having to explain the analogy
Why do I fucking live here
how do you forget about her, lads?
>>64968186
Who?
>>64962844
What, you guys have curly fries in your McDonald's? This is bullshit.
>>64968454
the one that got away
>>64968186
prossies
>>64968472
i know right
>>64968537
you dont
>>64968186
Remember that I never had a chance
EURO STREAM
http://spee.sportstoaster.com
>>64968454
Debts Everywhere By The Sea
D.E.B.T.S.
Pay the money, dolla, dolla bills y'all
THE FIX IS IN
>>64968537
1st, delete her from facebook and other social sites.
2nd, this is the hard part, start searching for other girls. This most likely can't be done immediately, and it's ok, but after 2 months at most, you should be good to go.
Don't go looking for a relationship with every girl you find, it will come naturally.
WHERE IS EVERYBODY. INB4 ANOTHER PICK
>>64969593
I am here
>Ref just taking the ball and putting it on the ground somewhere
the fuck is this
>>64969593
Hello senpai
he almost did it again, the absolute madman
Al Michaels is the GOAT commentator. He makes every big moment seem like a classic moment. The other play by play guys can't do that.
you wonder how these obese coaches don't have heart attacks
>puckers
>playing Volleball while wearing helmets
That's it, Packers will lose, fuck my life..
>Dat puerto rican dude with the blue moon and hennessey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKm3TZWSd6E
That whole fucking drive
>>64969811
>>64969899
>>64969900
Carson Palmer for absolute madman award?
>American announcer calling divegrass "football"
C U C K E D
IT'S OGRE
PLEASE DON'T THROW AN INT
D O N E
O
N
E
>godgers with 2 minutes to tie the game
With these shit wide receivers and the shit form rodgers is in
0% chance
not happening
lmao that pass interferance
PASS INFETERRENCE
>pucks
R I G G E D
I
G
G
E
D
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
happening
>>64971358
not yet
cheese mongs BTFO
LOLOLOL
IT HAPPENED AGAIN
NO FUCKING WAY
>>64971437
HAHAHAHAH
Based Rogers
G O D G E R S
O D
G
E
R
S
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
I REALLY, REALLY LIKE THIS GAME
WHAT THE HELL OHDEWIFHSODIJHFFSDFKJDHKJFHDKJHKF
Not happening :(
KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK
THANK YOU JESUS
S C R I P T E D
C
R
I
P
T
E
D
>>64971795
Didn't he have control for half a second there?
GOODELL
KILL ME
>inb4 missed extra point
I just cant believe this. I'm seeing it with my own eyes and yet my head can't comprehend the events that just transpired.
>>64972082
this desu
there are few more exciting things than overtime in the NFL playoffs lads, get in
This sport is wonderful
jesus fucking christ
>>64972082
Mason Godsby has been great this year
>>64972172
I waaant to sleeep ffs
WE WANT THE BALL AND WE'RE GONNA WIN
Could they have went for a 2pc with 0sec on the clock?
O V E R T I M E
>>64972231
Except for that Detorit kick of course
>>64972275
Yes
>IT DIDN'T FLIP
WHAT WHAT WHAT
>lost the coinflip
>its happening again
we lost greenboys :(
is this game directed by stanley kubrick?
embarassing ref
>>64972275
Yes but no way a coach risks his job on it
I love hearing the announcers lose it like this. I have never seen a game this insane.
The fix is in, scripted as fuck
these fucking refs
I like these memes
is there a not shit stream
What type of workouts do QBs do to increase arm strength?
HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THIS FUCKING GAME AAGH
BASED LARRY
INB4 ENDZONE INT
motherfucking Larry
what a beast
>win coinflip
>just need to score a single TD in the first drive to win
>quality rule
xD
FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK
>>64972935
5x5 weighted fap
>Packers will still lose
fuck this
>>64973065
there is a good reason why we removed the golden goal rule from the real football...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
RODGERS DOES THAT SHIT ONLY FOR HIS TEAM TO BE FUCKING DOG SHIT
Inb4 pick 6
>>64973065
FIFA had golden goal, remember?
Lads, it's been an honor to witness professional sports history with you.
GET FUCKED CHEESE MONGS
WWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>64973254
see
>>64973194
We had it literally a single game
Then everyone realised its an unfair rule and removed it
>>64973254
And it only lasted 4 years because everyone realized how bullshit that was.
that shovel pass 8^)
>>64973254
And doesn't have it any more because it was stupid.
Classic
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
holy shit Green Bay what the fuck
DAT NONCHALANT SHUFFLE PASS
I love this shit
Guys they forgot to let the packers have their shot now
Guys
I don't understand the golden td rule
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
IF ONLY THE COIN FLIPPED
>>64973557
I can't believe they called a risky as fuck play just to get the ball to Larry
>>64973254
yeah but both teams have their defense and offense on play.
NFL if your defense doesn't succeed, the offense doesn't have a chance to make a play
Goodnight /spee/, see ya tomorrow
>>64973620
First team to score a TD wins
If the team that receives the ball gets a FG, the other team gets the ball and if they score a TD, they win, if they get a FG, the game goes on and next score wins.
goodnight euro owl thread
>>64973620
They should've switched to superior college rules ot instead of doing a patchwork job on their existing sudden death rule
>>64973557
it's called a shovel pass, friend
>>64973827
so it literally depends on the luck of the coin toss?
>>64973920
makes sense
>>64973975
Or the ability of your players to communicate, after winning the coin toss, that they want to receive the ball, and not kick it.
>Patriots
Sunday, January 18, 2015[edit]
NFC Championship Game: Seattle Seahawks 28, Green Bay Packers 22 (OT)
Seattle won the coin toss and started overtime backed up on their own 13-yard line. After driving to the 30-yard line, they found themselves facing 3rd and 6. Wilson took the snap and fired a pass to Baldwin, who broke ahead of defensive back Casey Hayward on a streak pattern down the right sideline and hauled in the catch for a 35-yard gain to the Packers' 35-yard line. On the next play, Wilson launched a nearly identical pass to receiver Jermaine Kearse, who was running straight down the middle of the field. Kearse was tightly covered by Tramon Williams, but managed to pull ahead of him just enough to make the catch for a 35-yard touchdown reception, sending Seattle to their 3rd Super Bowl in franchise history.[31] This was Kearse's only catch of the game. Prior to this, he had been targeted five times by Wilson, four of those five attempts had been intercepted.[32]
aaaaand it happened again
The NFL has had 325 overtime games since the rule was adopted in 1974. The results:
Both teams have had possession 235 times (72.3%).
The team that has won the toss has won 169 times (52.0%).
The team that has lost the toss has won 141 times (43.4%).
223 games were decided by a field goal (68.6%).
86 games were decided by a TD (26.5%).
One game was decided by a safety (0.3%).
There have been 15 ties (4.6%).
meh, seems okay. lends credence to the phrase "defense wins championships."
>>64974463
>There have been 15 ties (4.6%).
what happens when they tie and how do they tie?
>>64974601
Can only happen in regular season, worth half a win, if the 15 minute overtime ends and scores are still level.
>>64974601
ties happen when no one scores after the 15 minute OT
However, ties no longer happen in college rules and they'll continue playing until one team fucks up
>>64973975
to an extent, yes. I like it the way it is. If your defense sucks to the point that it can't stop the other team from driving 80 yards to score a TD the one time it actually has to, you probably deserve to lose.
>>64962844
Why is your McDonalds shield green instead of red?
>>64975025
green is healthy and mc donalds pretents to be healthy food here in germany.