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>James Ayuban scored one of the year’s more unusual goals two minutes later to level for AU. The Chiefs were granted an indirect free kick after Bayan was adjudged to have regathered a ball he had handled, then put on the ground. AU assistant Vel Saluria said afterwards he showed Ayuban two fingers, to make sure that the ball was kicked goalward on the second touch, as per FIFA’s laws on indirect free kicks.
>Ayuban thought Saluria meant “second post.” From a few meters out he hoofed a ball directly past the wall and into the goal. Usually that goal would not have counted since an indirect free kick is supposed to be taken after a first touch to another player. But Bayan got a touch to the ball trying to stop it, so the score stood. Had Bayan let the ball go in, the goal would have been disallowed.
I was considering first to score, Cannucks got scored on them in like 3 minutes last game against the Panthers, another division lead.. and the Capitals are doing much better than the Panthers too.
The Cannucks beat the Panthers last game in overtime, it was a struggle and they were getting beat hard at first.. they actually broke out into a huge fight near the end they were so pissed at eachother.
I doubt the Cannucks repeat that, but yea its a garbage payout if you bet on the capitals straight up to win.
I'm betting on Peñarol DC to jynx them
U2.5 looks good, it's a derby with two very defensive teams, players are very stiff just a week and half into preseason, coaches will try to defend the lead once they get ahead, pitch is not good. Odds are 1.95
starts in an hour and half
both have very conservative coaches, last match was 1-1 with one shot on goal each. I'm not saying u2.5 is a sure bet, but it's about 80% likely. neither team are playing their best either, nacional has three defensive midfielders while peñarol is not using forlan
yeah that was me, I am LARGE on Blanco, although Sanders seems to be talented.
Also LARGE on
Pearson/Trinaldo goes the distance
Browne/Mitrione ends in round 1
Felder/Cruickshank over 1.5 rounds
TJ/Cruz over 4.5 rounds
Herman by decision
posted this a couple thread ago but got no replies
say if a person were to consistently take a smaller handicap than was tipped. for example, somebody tips -0.75 @1.75 but I take -0.5 @1.5 or whatever. Would they work out to be just as profitable as each other in the long run, since the higher odds would be swapped equally(?) for a higher hit rate?
Im not sure desu mate.
Why dont you just test it out on a spreadsheet for a month or so?
Put in the bets you place then also the next highest AH and odds and the next lowest and see what happens?
There is a reason people mainly bet on handicaps and goal lines around evens. If you think you can do better with a different system, feel free to run a simulation or paper trade it or do your roll on it to see if it works.
>tfw no matter how much hockey you bet on you'll never have god tier genetics and a country gf
I'm actually pretty interested, so I might try this out even tho I can't really be bothered
Andy Robson bets on low odds, and he must be doing something right, he has 70000 followers ;^)))))
motherfuckers lol Bodog was giving 0.25 and then it jumped to like 0.33 or something right after It accepted mine
My own fault, should have guessed they would have made a few points up before losing more.
Browne/Mitrione, actually over 1 round, also medium
i'll have to listen to one or two mma betting podcasts though to make up my mind before the fight night
>Bulls getting BTFO by a team that's 4-36
No idea how but that's paper so congrats
So either I dont understand the spread or thats a garbage line.
Bulls get the +5.5 so doesnt that mean you expect them to win with more than 5.5 ahead of the team thats actually winning? And the sixers, they get an under 5.5.. doesnt that mean they are supposed to lose by less than 5.5 behind bulls?
Neither of those are anywhere near a good idea right now.
So if you bet on the 76ers -5.5 youre suggesting they will win with 6 points ahead or more, like 92-98
Thats actually pretty decent, it was paying 0.90 but they removed it on Bodog.
As a canucks fan, I knew it would end this way
Strayan above pointed out that the cavs are matched up well, and looking into it, the player he named scored like over 50 points last time they were put against eachother, and supposedly trumps his matchup on the spurs.
Said he was betting moneyline for cavs to win, and for this guy to get above 19 points I believe it was.. couldnt find that line myself though.
>le bulls are hard to predict meme
>bulls have been memed a lot recently, and sixers form is something to regard
>Bet on cavs! They outmatch spurs! This player scored 57 points against them last time!
>Bet on spurs! They are down but will obviously win!
Fuck you /bet/.. just fuck you lol
Not here to argue senpai, Just said that was a risky match because of who is playing and Sixers have shit tier guards.
Also bet on cavs pregame because they were value, once the Spurs were behind they became Value. The Goal is to win money irrelevant of what team wins.
Sanders might be able to make some money, but even his odds have gone to shit.. best time to bet was the other day when he just passed Hillary in the polls, he was still 6-1 but now its 4-1 for the democratic nomination and like 6 or 8 for president (which he wont get)
He doesnt have a chance either.. Trump has the republican nomination locked, fucking locked.
Its can he beat Hillary or Bernie, and I think the answer is easily.
Donald Trump isnt owned by kykes, the kykes have all their shills trying their hardest to take him down so that any one of them can get in.
Jeb has been shilling hard on /pol/ the last week, trying to make people think hes gone up from 3% to 10% with polls of 500 people and starting memes about "jebheads" and "slow and steady" with turtles and shit.
>he thinks Rubio stands a chance to win
Take a look around, Rubio is a "cuckservative" like Yeb, and they are both RINOS.
Also he has 50% in the other mainstream polls with 12 people competing at times, hes completely crushing everyone in NH and in Iowa Ted is doing his absolute best to win, just that 1 state.. but in places like SC its not even close, in every other state, not even close.
Trump is crushing them. Cruz is just trying for some hail mary winning Idaho for it to get him support where hes losing, everywhere else.
Rubio and Bush etc dont stand a chance at all.
More likely called out as something like a Koch shill lol. Koch denied trump access to his database of election information just to try and stunt him. Everyone but Trump and Carson are owned. Cruz shills against pragmatic things in terms of energy because hes owned by the oil companies.
>le they know something we dont about rubio meme
Iowa and NH are considered trend setters, and that is it. It has happened in the past where a candidate won neighter and took the nomination. I wouldn't prestake this election no matter what
>not being a faggot
>actually being pretty based
Why haven't the 76ers folded yet? GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW
18 FUCKING POINTS
I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW
The fact that those fuckers get paid millions to lose games when they lead by 18 points just proves that the NBA is the biggest fucking joke.
>they're like the black girl on the bachelor: they got no chance
fucking BASED Charles Barkley
>there gonna be churros on the ground tonight with all the big women they've got in San Antonio
Goddamn Barkley being a savage tonight
>At the top of the interface, there are two click-buttons, "Sports" and "Live in-Play"
>Select "Live in-Play" and a list of current sports matches that are in-play will show up
>Select the match of your choice and the markets interface will show up
>Place a bet in the normal way by selecting the outcome of your choice.
>The bet slip will pop-up to the right of screen, place your stake and press the "make a betCall" button.
>The browser may ask you for permission to use any microphone hardware available. Select "yes" to allowing the microphone to be used.
>A robot will start speaking asking to confirm your wager. Click "Confirm bet" at anytime after the robot speaking commences. Sometimes the bet may be interrupted due to a change in the odds, so a quicker click is better.
Had Towson -3 earlier tonight and this happened. Heads gone. Wife's kids bar mitzvah presents are being sold as we speak
Absolute dire start to the year. Down 4 figures on backdoor covers.
Need to call the police to stop myself from rebacking kanagawa
up $20k over 2 years.
most of it won on blackjack at the casinos. the rest on sports betting.
most of my winnings have been spent on cocaine and prostitutes, if you want to know more please read my blog.
>not taking any win you can get on -ev lotto shite
bookies love you so so much. I bet you follow Andy Robson on Twitter
can't wait for you to go all quiet when babbys first '''shrewd''' bet loses and you have to work 10 hours on minimum wage to earn it back lmao
try u2.5 in the Esbjerg game
I do tip things that actually have an edge instead of lotto shite
your tone's changed a little bit since losing ;) whatever happened to 'LE TEARS!!! SLUG!!!!'
"Beware the Wandering Stranger"
Beware the wandering stranger
He runs along this road,
His boots are lined with gold he says
But they're not as we'll tell in this ode.
He plays his tune so merrily
catching his victims off guard,
"I'll give you the world" he says,
but beware the wandering stranger
or your arse will take it hard.
So fly like a butterfly, fly away now
Float the winds of exultance and live your life,
But always beware the wandering stranger,
He'll bring you down in one quick scythe
>/bet/ needs to be posting more Mackers updates desu
Giants is an elevator team, UOL is a sub-top tier team. UOL is a progressive team whereas Giatns is a conservative team. With the new buffs/nerfs there's been in this update, I can't see UOL not winnning.
But of course it's safer to wait until picks and bans but they usually suspend it during, which probably will make the value go down.
I tend to put tennis inplay shite for some reason, usually under/over games in a set. Really need to cut down on it.
shrewd, teach me your ways of resisting the lotto temptation.
>not on overs in this austrian friendly
>if i get on now they will stop scoring
It has been my experience that whilst Qatar rarely dominate a game they are hard to break down and usually play better in the 2nd half than the first and are often stubborn enough to cling on for a draw or snatch a win so probably could go either way despite Iran looking good on rball.
I'm on H2K. Sure Origin did well at Worlds but H2K with Odoamne and Ryu makes it more like 50/50. H2K @ 2.2 is good value for a 50% chance bet.
Considering Fnatic first blood too.
Got banned for asking about how to break up with my gf
Reason for ban: off topic discussion
Do you know how much off topic shit i see on here?
Tfw the /bet/ mod is a metaknight hater LOL
Do you have any idea what Trump represents or why he is so popular?
Your 'moderates always win out' line implies you think Trump is some sort of radical. He isnt. He is just finally saying what so many people want to hear in the USA.
He is similar to what Farage was/is here in the UK except he has a far bigger campaign and podium to shout from and is also more intelligent and shrewd.
Damn son, I don't think I've ever seen that flag in my life
Janitor has been cranky lately, thinking there's a hot pocket shortage in the city of his mom's basement
>You will never be so shaken by a bus crash that you concede 9 goals in one half