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Remembering /bet/ qt's edition

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>>64913092
dreamy polski

>>64913053
>Gambling is no longer profitable edition
you are way wrong here my shitposting friend, gambling is very profitable if you have inside information

>broke the liquid nitrogen tank last night
>someone in the lab next to me broke a $20,000 machine last night
Suddenly I don't feel so bad

>>64913206

wow, tell me more

>>64913250
i have no further information

>>64913215
>yfw the machine broke because liquid nitrogen leaked onto it

>>64913108
Unbelievable that she would even entertain the thought of going out with this man. Just goes to show that if you're shrewd the skys the limit for you.

>>64913268
I actually took a part off that wasn't supposed to come off

>>64913263
>estonian
>not knowing what the fix is

Are you even trying mate

>>64913215
BEEP BEEP BLOG ALERT

Don't know anything about handegg but I'm tempted to to bet on patriots -5 @ 1.95. Tell me why this is stupid.

>>64913381
>Tell me why this is stupid.
>Don't know anything about handegg

Thread song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z2DtNW79sQ

>>64913348
Sorry, I'll post my NBA VALUE picks instead ;)

>James Ayuban scored one of the year’s more unusual goals two minutes later to level for AU. The Chiefs were granted an indirect free kick after Bayan was adjudged to have regathered a ball he had handled, then put on the ground. AU assistant Vel Saluria said afterwards he showed Ayuban two fingers, to make sure that the ball was kicked goalward on the second touch, as per FIFA’s laws on indirect free kicks.

>Ayuban thought Saluria meant “second post.” From a few meters out he hoofed a ball directly past the wall and into the goal. Usually that goal would not have counted since an indirect free kick is supposed to be taken after a first touch to another player. But Bayan got a touch to the ball trying to stop it, so the score stood. Had Bayan let the ball go in, the goal would have been disallowed.

>Filipino goalkeeping

>>64913215
didn't someone here break a 300k machine a week ago?

Washington capitals (division leader - 32 - 7 - 3 - at home)

Playing absolute shit tier:

Vancouver Canucks ( 17 - 16 - 10)

For Canadian icelotto. Surely there can be money made on this.

>>64913444
turns out they only broke a part that cost around $3000, so it wasn't too bad

Me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlpYAaS2Efc

>>64913409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXUlQM5Zqig

>>64913455
I don't know if I want to bet -1.5 @ 2.3 or money line at 1.43.

>>64913455
I like your thinking fine sir

>>64913516

I was considering first to score, Cannucks got scored on them in like 3 minutes last game against the Panthers, another division lead.. and the Capitals are doing much better than the Panthers too.

Think I'll take the ML for 1.43 ice hockey can be unpredictable at times

>>64913590

The Cannucks beat the Panthers last game in overtime, it was a struggle and they were getting beat hard at first.. they actually broke out into a huge fight near the end they were so pissed at eachother.

I doubt the Cannucks repeat that, but yea its a garbage payout if you bet on the capitals straight up to win.

>>64913602

I think Ill go first to score Capitals, and if they lose double down when the payout gets better for the moneyline.

wtb on japan slags?

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>op

>>64913712
I see these all the time, but the one time I bet on a /freemoney/ the upset of the century happens.

>>64913791
It happens frequently, people actually making money gambling that way are the exception not the rule.

Is there any bookie that's offering the macau game tomorrow? Have WORLD info

Backing the Cavs at $3.10 unreal #value

Cavs match up well in this as with Kyie being able to destroy Parker.

Also taking Kyrie over 19.5 points

pmsl

Luxton aftertiming again

I'm betting on Peñarol DC to jynx them

U2.5 looks good, it's a derby with two very defensive teams, players are very stiff just a week and half into preseason, coaches will try to defend the lead once they get ahead, pitch is not good. Odds are 1.95

>>64913913
can't find it for some reason

>>64913913
>"a derby"
>unders

PMSL

>>64913913

starts in?

>>64913945
starts in an hour and half

>>64913948
both have very conservative coaches, last match was 1-1 with one shot on goal each. I'm not saying u2.5 is a sure bet, but it's about 80% likely. neither team are playing their best either, nacional has three defensive midfielders while peñarol is not using forlan

>>64913955
1 bong 20 bings

which UFC bets are you on this weekend, I got sickening amounts on this weeks card

>>64913986

Thread a day or 2 ago pointed out Sanders v Blanco has Sanders in his UFC debut, on short notice, fighting up a weight class

>>64914002
yeah that was me, I am LARGE on Blanco, although Sanders seems to be talented.

Also LARGE on

Pearson/Trinaldo goes the distance
Browne/Mitrione ends in round 1
Felder/Cruickshank over 1.5 rounds
TJ/Cruz over 4.5 rounds

Medium on:
Cote
Pettis ITD

tiny on:
Herman by decision

posted this a couple thread ago but got no replies

say if a person were to consistently take a smaller handicap than was tipped. for example, somebody tips -0.75 @1.75 but I take -0.5 @1.5 or whatever. Would they work out to be just as profitable as each other in the long run, since the higher odds would be swapped equally(?) for a higher hit rate?

>>64914191

I guess so but why would you want to profit slower?

>>64914191
In theory, with infinite time, sure. In reality, with finite time, waay harder to tell.

Hard to say , if you loose one bet it gets risky because you have to win a lot to win the initial lost money

Had to get my gf to suspend all my betting accounts until Sunday because I literally COULD NOT STOP topping up on Chiefs +5.

>>64914191
you aren't taking into account what happens when you lose

also
>taking 0.25s

>>64914258
Bank blocked my card because I was topping up too much, looked fraudulent apparently.

>>64914280
but there would be a higher hit rate so you'd lose less, just lose the same amount

>>64914226
just curious

would taking odds above evens make the same amount of money faster, then?

>>64914364

Im not sure desu mate.

Why dont you just test it out on a spreadsheet for a month or so?

Put in the bets you place then also the next highest AH and odds and the next lowest and see what happens?

>>64913455

http://gstreams.tv/streams.php/1

Working apparently non jew stream I got of the Capitals v Canucks if anyones watching.

1/4 of the way through the first period 0-0

>>64914389

Pretty much equal shots on goal 6-5 almost 1/2 of the way through the first.

>>64914460
>>64914389

Scoring chances 2-1 - caps are obviously playing better but Canucks are putting up a good fight.

Anyone know anything about Rangers v Islanders? The odds are pretty much tied up.

>>64914530
I wouldn't bet on that, too risky IMO

>>64914364
There is a reason people mainly bet on handicaps and goal lines around evens. If you think you can do better with a different system, feel free to run a simulation or paper trade it or do your roll on it to see if it works.

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>tfw no matter how much hockey you bet on you'll never have god tier genetics and a country gf

>>64914567

I cant find any differences, rangers are better at home and islanders away, its at rangers.

If there was some info on the player matchups or something, thatd be nice.

>>64914388
>>64914586
I'm actually pretty interested, so I might try this out even tho I can't really be bothered

Andy Robson bets on low odds, and he must be doing something right, he has 70000 followers ;^)))))

getting on 76ers no matter the odds is wise

Michigan St. 2nd half line or straight win. Just played their worst half of the year theyll close the gap but probably wont win the game

Chicago Cucks getting BTFO by Philly, anyone see value on the inplay?

>>64914840
2nd half line is 1.083

>>64914912
Yikes I got +9 @ 1.80

>>64914882

What are you betting on? Odds went to shit on the moneyline obviously.

>>64914756
>>64914882
put a crap ton on 76ers. Easiest money ever

>>64914977
philly spread perhaps? i dont know just asking if any shwredies see any value

>>64914977
1.2 on a guaranteed win is still worth it

>>64914969
JUST

The over on the Spurs Cavs game looks good. It's only 196.

>>64915003
>>64914977

motherfuckers lol Bodog was giving 0.25 and then it jumped to like 0.33 or something right after It accepted mine

My own fault, should have guessed they would have made a few points up before losing more.

>>64915060

0.2 now

wtb

Michigan St +12.5???

>>64915139

Your IQ to be <100 @1.4

>>64915160
5/10 ether

>>64915160
Would special stake

>>64915145
Yea m8

You guys ever bet against your own team cause they suck and are conflicted when they are actually winning?

>>64915209

Senators let me down too many times to give a fuck lol

>>64915160
Post a test that won't take longer than 10 mins then

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>>64915244
>>64915209

Pic related.

>>64915280

Also, washington capitals scored, should have taken that FTS cunts :D

>>64913621

76ers @1.44 LARGE STEAK

on sixers -5.5 desu, sweet line desu

>>64913986

Trinaldo, medium
TJ, medium
Browne/Mitrione, actually over 1 round, also medium

i'll have to listen to one or two mma betting podcasts though to make up my mind before the fight night

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>>64915349
>>64915350
>Bulls getting BTFO by a team that's 4-36

No idea how but that's paper so congrats

>>64915350

So either I dont understand the spread or thats a garbage line.

Bulls get the +5.5 so doesnt that mean you expect them to win with more than 5.5 ahead of the team thats actually winning? And the sixers, they get an under 5.5.. doesnt that mean they are supposed to lose by less than 5.5 behind bulls?

Neither of those are anywhere near a good idea right now.

>>64915422

>le clueless canadian

>>64915422
bulls have been memed a lot recently, and sixers form is something to regard

>>64915415
line is still -5.5 man

>>64915442

>le snide unhelpful muslim

>>64915369
I'm only betting on Pettis. Everything else could go either way for me.

Why do you think the heavyweights will go past round 1? Caginess based on reputation?

>>64915422
Bulls get +5.5

So if the final score is Bulls 92 Sixers 97 and you bet on the Bulls +5.5 You win

I never watch basketball, is it that unheard of for a team down at the half to come back within 5?

>This Cavs start

TYBG

>>64915533

Very possible especially against the worst team in the league. I expect the game to become close.

Damn the 76ers stream on reddit is WORLD

>>64915516

So if you bet on the 76ers -5.5 youre suggesting they will win with 6 points ahead or more, like 92-98

Thats actually pretty decent, it was paying 0.90 but they removed it on Bodog.

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>>64915209
Any time the Bucks or Brewers play

>>64915594
Correct, I'm staying clear of that game personally. The Bulls are so hard to predict.

2-0 capitals. Should have got in on this sheeeit, canucks are garbage.

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>>64915650
As a canucks fan, I knew it would end this way

got on spurs to win first half @ 2.1

interesting game

>Panthers opened on a -3
>now only -1

someone likes the Seahawks a lot

>>64915717

Saw a prediction they are taking the superbowl, unsure if troll or shrewdie.

>he didn't get on spurs when they reached 1.8

>>64915785
>>64915713

Strayan above pointed out that the cavs are matched up well, and looking into it, the player he named scored like over 50 points last time they were put against eachother, and supposedly trumps his matchup on the spurs.

Said he was betting moneyline for cavs to win, and for this guy to get above 19 points I believe it was.. couldnt find that line myself though.

>>64915850
Yeah kyrie dropped 57 on em last time but spurs are too good for them. I'm constantly rebacking them. The odds are great right now

>>64915850
thanks for pointing that out, just a tiny punt since I've been sein spurs doing damage in the second quarter a lot recently if they went behind

>>64915850
In fairness tho to what I said Parker killed Hyrie in the first 6 mins

Trading back to spurs here in a bit

>>64915899

Thats the one. Youre backing them, Strayan is backing Cavs. Someone is in for some tears.

Im all in on capitals and 76ers, nothing left for cavs/spurs

>>64915982
Same actually
was able to put a small bet though on the overs

Taking a bite of the spurs at 2.05 here, after backing Cavs at 3.10 pregame. this will be a 1 possession game in the 4th.

Thinking of taking Lakers +17, dunno if i have the balls desu

If the 76ers blow this, the only answer is suicide

Bulls turning it around : / 18-9 for the third period, only 7 points behind.

awwww

>>64916125

They brought the spread back on Bodog, down to 2.5

pmsl

>>64916125
how much you got on, lid?

>>64916125
not sure why you would back the 76ers tbqh

>>64916298
A million times this. This game was a total swerve, unless you are an addict slug.

>Betting for your team
Mug

>Betting against your team
Fag

You're biased either way since you have an emotional connection to one of the teams (can't see the forest for the trees etc.,)

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>>64916298

>>64915349
ruh roh

>>64916324

>I say this only after Im right, I would never risk looking stupid on an anonymous mongolian pottery board

>>64916298
20 point lead.

>>64915621
>>64916352
ok

Thinkin bout Lakers +

>>64916326

*tips fedora*

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>>64916380

>le bulls are hard to predict meme

>>64915464

>bulls have been memed a lot recently, and sixers form is something to regard

>Bet on cavs! They outmatch spurs! This player scored 57 points against them last time!

>Bet on spurs! They are down but will obviously win!

Fuck you /bet/.. just fuck you lol

>chucking a last second 3 when your team is down by 5 to ruin the spread
die in a fire you cunt

>>64914986
slug
>>64915043
should've waited for drop
>>64915516
bird

>>64916447
Thank you m'sir
It's true though

3-0 capitals

>>64916468
lol wtf is this

Tears if you're not bankrolling the Nippon Sports Science University Women who will have all the cutting edge PEDs

>>64916451
Not here to argue senpai, Just said that was a risky match because of who is playing and Sixers have shit tier guards.

Also bet on cavs pregame because they were value, once the Spurs were behind they became Value. The Goal is to win money irrelevant of what team wins.

>76ers

JUST

>>64916523
SPECIAL

>>64916523

LITERALLY checked the skedge an hour ago and there was only south american shite. WHERE did this come from?

>>64916372
>>64916298

They havent lost it yet, but yea, 18 point lead paying 1.35

>>64916520
http://video.foxbusiness.com/v/1251429410001/fox-business-network/?#sp=watch-live

Should be good fun #trump2016

>>64916566

400$ if he wins president, the odds are already gone to shit though, you could have had like 15-1 at one point.

>>64916566

Sanders might be able to make some money, but even his odds have gone to shit.. best time to bet was the other day when he just passed Hillary in the polls, he was still 6-1 but now its 4-1 for the democratic nomination and like 6 or 8 for president (which he wont get)

>>64916629
>>64916603
>not backing ricky rubio

>>64916603
shrewd. wish i was on.

NIPPON
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>>64916387
value if Green is inactive

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>>64916651

He doesnt have a chance either.. Trump has the republican nomination locked, fucking locked.

Its can he beat Hillary or Bernie, and I think the answer is easily.

Bit annoying how they invite so many nominees who have no chance, who wants to hear from Kasich or Christie?

>>64916677

Is there any real info here? Wanted to wait until 10 mins to see if the rball kept up.

Btts in peñarol game senpai

76ers 5 points ahead of bulls with 7:20 in the final - bulls last to score

>>64916687
Nice one mate. I hope you base all your betting on Internet polls that can, in no way, be manipulated

>>64916702
Well Christie looked to be a front runner probably about 6 months ago, now it's all shaken up. American elections are literally the most unpredictable shit ever

CANT RESIST -0.25 FH FUCK IT IM GOING IN IF SLOVAKIA WAS HERE HE WOULD BE ON

>>64916704
Nah just felt like an addict bet so had a small on them. Worth keeping an eye on though since they weren't on the skedge.

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>>64916702

Donald Trump isnt owned by kykes, the kykes have all their shills trying their hardest to take him down so that any one of them can get in.

Jeb has been shilling hard on /pol/ the last week, trying to make people think hes gone up from 3% to 10% with polls of 500 people and starting memes about "jebheads" and "slow and steady" with turtles and shit.

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>>64916792

>he thinks Rubio stands a chance to win

Take a look around, Rubio is a "cuckservative" like Yeb, and they are both RINOS.

>rball evens up the second i get on

KHA KHA KHA KHA KHA

>>64916828
pmsl

Jimmy Butler is a god amongst men

>>64916862
>>64916792

Also he has 50% in the other mainstream polls with 12 people competing at times, hes completely crushing everyone in NH and in Iowa Ted is doing his absolute best to win, just that 1 state.. but in places like SC its not even close, in every other state, not even close.

Trump is crushing them. Cruz is just trying for some hail mary winning Idaho for it to get him support where hes losing, everywhere else.

Not likely.

Rubio and Bush etc dont stand a chance at all.

>non-Americans discussing American politics like they have a clue

>>64916991
>Non-Americans caring about American politics

>>64916991

Go make a thread on any political board suggesting anyone but Trump and Hillary/Bernie can win, pretty much assured to be made fun of as an ignorant newcomer.

>>64917048
We run the world though.

>>64917048
>not caring about our big strong american allies

>>64917062
This Tbqh

>>64917056
>>64916991

More likely called out as something like a Koch shill lol. Koch denied trump access to his database of election information just to try and stunt him. Everyone but Trump and Carson are owned. Cruz shills against pragmatic things in terms of energy because hes owned by the oil companies.

>>64916828
Gots to get that 4chan demographic locked down

cruz just rekked trump

>So there's the professor, the bearded calculator, knows all the stats and facts and reckons he can work the whole thing out.

HAHAHAHAH DOWN THOUSANDS

>>64917133
wait who's stressing? We are discussing this as anon said we should bet on le trump man

>>64916991
It's entertaining
Like pantomime without the haram crossdressing

>>64917159
what were you on?

>>64917154
>loud on social media
If a tree falls and there's no-one around to hear it, does it make a sound?

>>64913215
>broke the liquid nitrogen tank last night
how do you break a giant metal jug?

This debate is entertaining as fuck tbqh

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>>64917251

>le they know something we dont about rubio meme

>>64913381
go read the last thread, it was debated quite a bit

>>64917251
Iowa and NH are considered trend setters, and that is it. It has happened in the past where a candidate won neighter and took the nomination. I wouldn't prestake this election no matter what

>>64913381

Chiefs +5 is the best bet in the history of the NFL.

>>64911645

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>>64917266
One of the fittings for the gas release wouldn't detached, so I ripped it off

comfy on chi+6.5

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>>64917341

>canada
>not being a faggot
>actually being pretty based

??????????????

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>>64917391
>only got on ML @2.1
;_;

>>64916719
???????how am I so shrewd¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿

Scary how easy it is just to piss away what 'normal' people would consider a decent amount of cash on some JAPANESE FUCKING SHITE.

Save me Alex Smith.

Why haven't the 76ers folded yet? GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW
18 FUCKING POINTS
>18
>1
>8
>1111111111
>8888888888
I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW
The fact that those fuckers get paid millions to lose games when they lead by 18 points just proves that the NBA is the biggest fucking joke.

>>64917708
>betting on the worst team in the league
IMAGINE
M
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E

>>64917708
>betting on a team with 4 wins
why though

>>64917798
18 point lead. How the fuck do you pass that up. How do you as an organization even go play your next game when the last game you played was such a complete fuck up. JUST

Lads, relax, stop arguing. Top up on the Chiefs and chill out :)

>>64916603
What are the odds now for Trum to win?

>>64913381
It was reported today that Gronk had to have an injection in his knee. He's missed practice this week and if he doesn't lay Sunday Pats are dog meat

FUCK THE GRIZZLIES FUCKING CUNTS

How do you blow a 13 point 4th quarter lead

>>64917957
Trump is going to win in a landslide

>>64917840
Because it's the 76ers? Have you ever watched them this year? Or the past couple years?

>>64917957
>The drunk is last
Oh yes, such an accurate list.

>>64918068
Dont watch ape hoop

lol @ all these fags who bet on terrible teams cause they got early leads. Is this your first time betting?

>>64917957
>posting fake lists
GW was a Harvard grad

>>64918107
He's 4th from bottom, are you blind?

>>64918147

125 is reasonably high, you dont need a 140 IQ to get through Harvard.

Taking some of the Cavs at $12.

Juicy if Kyrie goes off

>>64917455

>by MemeCenter

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Never in doubt lads

>>64918310
When does the season start? Post tips.

Thoughts on packers +7?

>>64918389

Cardinals could easy blow them out, doesnt look safe to me.

Who /Warriors -18 and o223.5/ here?

>>64918367
mid february

last year I was posting tips but season ended right away. there's always at least one mispriced match per weekend not counting inplay

>>64918562
I really don't like anything about that

>>64918611
Perfect. I'll suffer alone than

>ref saying alright lets get the hell out of here
Confirmed for no fouls called tonight

on o193.5 SWEAT

>>64915043
JUST

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>they're like the black girl on the bachelor: they got no chance
fucking BASED Charles Barkley

>>64915043
>>64918757
got on o193.5 right after halftime

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>there gonna be churros on the ground tonight with all the big women they've got in San Antonio
Goddamn Barkley being a savage tonight

>Allie LaForce was Miss Ohio in 2005
neat

Is bovada messing up for anyone else

W-were 76ers tanking or are they really JUST tier?

>>64919148
Probably a combination of the two. Christ, that last possession down 4 they held the ball in the post for at least 6 seconds with 11 seconds left

>>64918562
o208.5 right now, I'm gonna take it but not with overwhelming confidence

lakers keeping it close is really great

>>64919469
o223.5 was @2.6, so figure I'd have a go

Bovada is down.

At least I know I'm free though.

>>64919538
>tfw you are truly the land of the free after your only half decent bookie dies and you no longer have to be a degenerate

sloppy garbage from both teams for several minutes in the warriors game

>>64919828
Is lakers +13.5 THE bet?

>>64919871
why didn't you get on +17 pregame? :^))))))))

>>64919871
Nah, their defense has been dire, GS is just missing open looks

>Tell your mom I'm on my way. Make sure she has my sandwich, I'll bring the mayo on the side
Shaq GOAT

Aussies, how do I place an in-play on 365?

>>64919871
I smacked it. It's now well into the 3rd and they are hanging tough. We'll see though.

>Brisbane insisting on not posting their team

>>64920087
>At the top of the interface, there are two click-buttons, "Sports" and "Live in-Play"

>Select "Live in-Play" and a list of current sports matches that are in-play will show up

>Select the match of your choice and the markets interface will show up

>Place a bet in the normal way by selecting the outcome of your choice.

>The bet slip will pop-up to the right of screen, place your stake and press the "make a betCall" button.

>The browser may ask you for permission to use any microphone hardware available. Select "yes" to allowing the microphone to be used.

>A robot will start speaking asking to confirm your wager. Click "Confirm bet" at anytime after the robot speaking commences. Sometimes the bet may be interrupted due to a change in the odds, so a quicker click is better.

>-18 in the Golden State game
absolutely seething right now

>>64918562
pray for Ameribets

WHY THE FUCK WOULD I BET ON THE LAKERS?

Rebacking Kanagawa slags one more time and then diving into bed. Too scared to check how much I've got on.

>>64920935
you that same lad who bet on the sixers?

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>>64920922
Had Towson -3 earlier tonight and this happened. Heads gone. Wife's kids bar mitzvah presents are being sold as we speak

>>64920943
>STILL on a 0 AH
surely a gift from the gods

Push fro the lakers game, bloody hell

>>64920964
>those last second scores that can either cover or ruin the spread.
DOMINOS or TEARS

>>64920969
4444444444444

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>>64921014
Absolute dire start to the year. Down 4 figures on backdoor covers.

>>64920958
Thankfully I'm not that fucking desperate.

I got in on +14.5 halfway through the third when they were trading buckets

up staggering from Kanagawa slags.

Imagine pricing them on a 0.0 AH @ 1.9 from 3-0 up and dominating.

A lot of overs came in, good day today

Tonight is a ball night friends, lots of mainstream NBA shit to bet on :^)))))))))))))

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Need to call the police to stop myself from rebacking kanagawa

>>64921208
7777777777777

still 12 (TWELVE) minutes and STILL on a -0.25. can't help but have another nibble.

Be honest bet, over all your years gambling are you at a profit or loss?

>>64921784

I wouldn't even bother with this shit if I was at loss. It's just a hard phase since autumn.

>>64921784
loss, about £800 down

>>64921784
about -$200. I bet stupidly when I first started, and I'm slowly recuperating.

>>64921784
im an addict so it doesnt really even matter

>>64921784
up $20k over 2 years.
most of it won on blackjack at the casinos. the rest on sports betting.
most of my winnings have been spent on cocaine and prostitutes, if you want to know more please read my blog.

How's the skedge looking lids?

>>64921260
Did the game end 7-0?

>>64922284
Some might say friendly.

>>64922439
shouldnt have gone to sleep m8

>>64922439
yes. ended 7-0. up brains, but one too many re-backs.

>>64922462
Was on from 0-0 so didn't miss too much.

>>64922507
Thanks lad.

>>64921784
up to $600 from $100 over approx 2 months on 365

adelaide slags +1.25 asian

>>64922737
just conceded a pen. won't make it to the finals like that :-(

>>64915369
which ones do you listen to? Heavy Hands are all over TJ

who /freemoney/ on 76ers here? Feel shrewd as fuck backing no team wins by more than 6 at the end of the first half

>>64922928
>that one American who was all in on 76ers ML from like 18 points up
IMAGINE

>>64922953
>not being shrewd enough to know how big the swings in basketball are

>>64922953
>tfw tipped Bulls ML @ 5s to mates at work but didn't get on.
too shrewd to profit tbqh

Bandung Utama +17.5

>>64923409
reason?

>>64923439
Been following the scoreline and odds, bookies clearly have no idea.

>>64923461
spread up to +22.5, expect them turn the game around in the second half?

>>64922737
1-1 FT
Would have liked to see a cheeky win by Adelaide to keep their finals hopes alive, but t'was not to be.

Why are the odds on a Clermont Foot win (France Ligue 2) so high (3.20)? What am I missing?

Can't remember the last time I won a bet

>>64923837
>wasn't on the azerbaijani fix

Special staking Beitar Ironi Maale Adumim -1 from 6-1

>>64923925
followed, on small

On Hingis/Mirza to win the match @ 1.57

>tfw never got on trump for fun

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>>64923991
oop, forgot the picture

>>64924000
what is this

>>64921937
post blog

Imagine not smacking overs in the Esbjerg game, they're playing CHILDREN in defence pmsl

>>64924275
thanks for the tip last night senpai

>>64924283
source?

>>64924293
Their website

>>64924275
I don't actually have a blog :-(
I'm just a sad, lonely man trying to make it in this world.

>>64924293
pmsl

>>64924286
no prob

>>64924305
drugs are bad mkay

i have money to literally throw away
300 to blow on anything
gimme one for the weekend

>>64924331
Celtic @1.33

>>64924331
draw in messina v benevento

>>64924283
>thinking the bookies don't already know this

pmsl

>>64924358
Pmsl imagine being this much of a slug

Friendly Friday Betting Advice: There is no such thing as a bad bet, only a bad price.

>>64924283
>0-0

TEARS

>>64924367
15 minutes gone, 1 (one) shot on target

pmsl

>>64924373
>>64924376
LOL would love to batter both of you sad little kiddies, is it a teacher training day at your sixth form or something pmsl

wtb?

want to put a cheeky fiver on something

>>64924372
Thanks Euan :)

>>64924387
wow you sure must be glad that you backed overs in a game where both teams cant shoot ;^)

you best cash out my friend

>>64924401
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TEARS!

11111111111111111

Imagine all these little cockroaches seething away right now

>>64924406
>>64924410
looks like its time to cash out while you're ahead :^)

that line is dropping fast

>>64924477
>cashing out

Pmsl who you got in your £2 weekend accy? Don't worry, I'm sure you'll win this time! Tears slug!

anyone got any good bets on aussie open futures?

>>64924510
>wah wah please spoonfeed me

>>64924520
would love to test your chin m8

what even is the point of posting on here if you don't share?

>look at me, im so shrewd

>>64924537
what's the point of posting on here if all you do is beg for tips zzzzzzzzz

Any1 have any based bets that start soon or in the next few hours?

>>64924549
>implying I contribute

anyways, are you the anon with the over 2.5 goals?

Is bangladesh worth a cheeky punt

>>64924564
>>64924549
>*don't contribute

alright you got me, im a penny punting student slug

Weidenfeller, Park, Hummels, Sokratis, Piszczek, Weigl, Gündogan, Castro, Reus, Aubameyang, Mkhitayran

Pretty much their best team, should rape

>>64924505
>not taking any win you can get on -ev lotto shite
bookies love you so so much. I bet you follow Andy Robson on Twitter

can't wait for you to go all quiet when babbys first '''shrewd''' bet loses and you have to work 10 hours on minimum wage to earn it back lmao

>>64924550
try u2.5 in the Esbjerg game

>>64924599
Thanks for the tip chief will check the bet out

>>64924406
Teenager detected

Is SP ever coming back?

>>64924588
>betting on a team with Euan at left back

Tears!

>>64924388
Aaron Ramsey to score on Sunday and Keith Richards to die the next day @6/1

>>64924699
Bookie?

>>64924699
apologies for meme text

>>64924690
Couldn't get on because they scored too early.