Manchester United vs Sheffield United match thread 2

>meme piss

Jonathan Pearce needs to fuck off.

1st for zzzzzzzzzzz

Ironic cheering

Terrible

Van Gaal's
>Philosophy
would probably work fine if United had anyone who could shoot

>Memepiss Depie was the one to actually wake some people up with a blooter

wow just wow

>>64774731
>memepiss the pie

FIRST FOR CITY

>dat crowd banter

At least United cab now focus on top 4

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Memphis is gonna score, calling it now

van zzz

new meme

This is all fergies fault the fucking selfish cunt

nth for De GOAT to MADrid this summer

>>64774732
>hating on the best commentator in england

FIRST SHOT ON TARGET

WHAT A THRILLER

WHAT EXCITEMENT, WHAT HEARTBREAK

>Ferguson laughing at this shit

man united 4 shots...none on target....v sheffield mid table utd...kek

TOPPEST KEK

Man United are really fun to watch.

>inb4 casual muh shots babbys

inb4 memepiss takes 20 shitty long range shots and gets heralded a Man U hero

>And then after leaving the team in a terrible state i told them to get moyes

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CELEBRATING A SHOT OFF TARGET FROM 30 YARDS.........

Last 2 digits is the final score

>>64774708
>us
but we've never played a Serbian team?

at least Man Utd aren't fielding their entire first team squad

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>65 mins for a shot on target

top lel at these cheers

De Gea wasted in this garbage team

http://strawpoll.me/6492118
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VERY IMPORTANT POLL

IF YOU DONT VOTE YOUR MUM DIES IN 2016

>>64774802
good post

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Those ironic cheers wew

>>64774802
BASED

If this ends 0-0 this is the lowest point of the season so far, we even played better for most of the match in which we got thrashed by Arselel.

>>64774806
who is she?

BILLY
NO
GOALS

>>64774811
muh paperwork

I bet fergie is turning in his grave this is disgusting

> Dean Hammond is a Leicester player on loan

Thought he died after Southampton got promoted, when the fuck did he go there?

who is going to play LVG in the inevitable film adaptation of his philosophy

Yeah right the Tevez thing was bullshit, but we got ourselves in a serious debt because of the outcome.

>>64774802
Likely

>>64774824

>she

I laughed

>>64774819
MAN MOTH?

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IMAGINE HOW SHIT SHEFF UTDS GK IS

>>64774833
Start of the season.

He's genuinely an awful footballer.

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What Man Utd wouldn't do for this guy right now.

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>>64774802

>>64774836
mickey rourke

>>64774836
He will play himself of course

If Sheff United had gone for it from the start and actually attacked they'd probably be winning right now.

>Van Lull

>>64774850
Might find out if they ever get a shot on target

>>64774836

David Moyes.

Can't wait until this shit is finally over, during this game I downloaded films/anime, read manga, ate ice cream with biscuits, fapped to those slag .webms because this game is so BORING.

Well, I suppose Tsulal Mandril is next, it's gotta be better than this.

>>64774836
>moyes

>>64774836
Bendan frasier

Oh look another pointless corner

>fellaini crossing the ball

this is not the philosophy

So many empty seats

FC United of Manchester could beat man u right now

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>>64774876

>>64774869
Ok

>>64774836
Cruyff

FUCKEN KNEED ME IN THE BALLS

At least Moyseh can get a nice little chuckle out of this. Maybe LVG can send him a copy of his long balls?

>HE KNEED ME IN THE BALLS

>>64774859
Sheffield haven't really tried but I'm sure the media will be lining up to kiss their ass after the match

Sheffield literally clueless when they finally get the ball. No one to pass to past the first third of the field.

is it still 0-0

for some reason i cant load the tracker

time for hoofball

>>64774869
What films/anime/manga did you download/read?

> He kneed me in the balls

Fucking lol, I'm literally dying

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>>64774880
re roll

>>64774907
Manchester haven't tried either :^)

>HE FOOOKIN KNEED ME IN'T BALLS!

Anyone else hear that? lol

>Smalling is world class

manchzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>64774880
WHO IS THIS?

>>64774885

>The 7ft tall man crossing the ball to the rest of the team who are 5ft tall manlets

GENUIS!

Getting really sick of united fans whining all over the internet every time they have a game

How fucking entitled can you get?

fucking hell still another 15 minutes of this shite

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Me and the lads watching the match, fucking hell it's awful.

A GREAT SHOT BY SCHWEINI

>>64774916
Is that Clare Abbott and Dan whatshisname

I've got a front row seat... to watch anything and everything that's not this

THIS IS LITERALLY ALL SAF'S SISTER IN LAWS FAULT FOR DYING

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Lloris is a better reaction shot stopper than De Gea

De Gea is only better at stopping shots resulting from counter attacks because he can spread his limbs (he's taller)

> it's another United 0-0 episode

Reminder that manchester has a higher crime rate and higher poverty rate than liverpool

Schweinsteiger is fucking our reject, ana ivanovic, an ex serb.

>2 (two) shots on target
KILL MEEEEEEEEEE

>>64774917
But the lower league teams can get away with not bothering to try though

>>64774909
yes

>>64774934
Next 15 mins is Sheff Utd time wasting to force the replay.

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>Still playing possession based football

>sacked in the morning

I fucking wish

>Giggs looking down, pondering existence

>>64774860
Very clever, but not funny. Sorry brah. Maybe use it in a sentence in future. Nice try though.

What league 1 is better, league 1 or ligue 1?

>>64774869
What anime? Erased, Marshmallow and Phantom World are pretty good this season

Dubs and all of Manchester United's fans fall asleep before the 88th minute

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REPLAY AT BRAMALL LANE WILL BE HYPE

>>64774942
watch the spoilers m8

oooooooooooHEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

God this should be in 3pm match so i can watch other game

>>64774951
edgy/10

this match is so boring that german anon decided to post cp so his place would be raided

>Fagchester poonited

I don't think even an AI manager will fix Man Utd.

If repeating digits Shef and Man U will switch positions on the leaderboards

>>64774966
Quality of competition:
League 1

Quality of play:
League 1

Quality of one team
Ligue 1

>Fellaini off

He's out of ideas

>LB off
>Baby 4ft tall CM on
Lets midfield them to death

ITS MEME TIME

>The "mighty" Manchester United

>>64774911
Films:
It Follows
Inside Out

Anime:
Utawarerumono ep 14
Durarara!! X2 ep 25
Gate ep 13
Garo Crimson Moon 13
Osomatsu-san ep 13
Galko-chan ep 1
Musaigen no Phantom World ep 1
Phantasy Star Online 2 The Animation ep 1
Boku Dake no Inai Machi 1

Manga:
Helck
Golden Kamui
Groundless

Food:
Baked potato, rice salmon and shoyu during the Barcelona game
Vanilla ice cream + waffles just now

>>64774916
Dan Blitzthequarterback is a fucking g

lel now watch those crosses for Rppney

>>64774989
>implying ultron couldn't get United to score

/sp/ goats have had better managers than van laal

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The half-time scores in #mufc's last 10 home games:

0-0
0-0
0-0
0-0
0-0
0-0
0-1
0-0
0-0
0-0

>>64774943
Source would be nyce

>>64774943
Lloris has been best in the league for a while

>>64775011
>Utawarerumono

pls suicide

>>64775011
You have good taste in manga but pretty shit taste in anime

>>64775011
>Galko-chan ep 1
Second best anime of the season so far.

What the fuck? I thought Jonathan Pierce was a commentator on BBC, why is he on Fox Sports 1?

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>15 minutes remaining... Just the one shot on target for Man Utd...

why don't they try passing sideways?

Whats worse
Conceding 2 vs exeter
Or
Not scoring vs sheffield

>>64775011
Inside Out is shit, watch Cat's Don't Dance instead.

Think I might give up watching >us for a bit.

Can we not just try 2 upfront? I mean come on, what have we got to lose at this point?

>>64775045
at least liverpool had the excuse of playing a D team

hahahahahaha schweinPENSIONER is seriously injured

get rekt

>>64775029
"she" only has some boring soft stuff, can't remember the name,

it's a broken foot for Schweini

>>64775045
livershit were away from home playing D team desu. i think they didnt even want to win

this is at home with the starters

>schewinsteriger
fucking soft cunt

>>64774989
Al Ferguson did okay.

SHOREHAM BOYS WE ARE HERE

>>64775026
kek

Schweini is kill

Schweni BTFO

[*]

is he ded

DFuck off you ugly german and your dirty clintonsuckdicking whore

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>>64775011
Where's the Sekkou Boys?

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can't wait for the highlights

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pray for bastien

>>64775029
>>64775032
It's a tranny you faggots.

Kek Sheffield player didn't even react

literally watching division II college football over this

>Tried to kick
>Injured himself
TOPKEK

Pig stabber ded

RIP in piss

Bastien dead for the rest of the season, time for Fellaini starting every match :^)

RIP shitesteiger

>>64775033
>not liking baths
it supposedly gets real about now

>>64775034
it can't be helped, this season is totally shit

>>64775048
noted

der nazi kaput

His knee is fucked

RIP IN PEACE Schweinsteiger's knee

Schweini raus

His knees just exploded

looks ok desu

>>64775045
Not scoring, at least Liverpool had the excuse that their team was kill.

A "big club" should be winning home games, especially against a third division team.

interesting last 10 for bastian

what will be the result of this team vs Liverpool u21s next weekend?

ded

>>64775058
>laughing at someone getting seriously hurt

Careful mate, you might cut yourself on that edge.

someone made a voodoo doll out of that nazi schweiny doll and snapped its leg off

pls be okay

pls

This fucking season shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

RIP in peace Schweinefleisch

>>64775037
Gyaru is love gyaru is life

RIP basti

maybe you can be back in summer

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>>64775089
Disgusting fat pig

>>64775092
>implying i care

>Its Bastian injured episode

Schiensteiger dead RIPs

>>64775087
based String-Emil

>>64775087
why the fuck did I watch this

rip ACL

So this was literally time wasting so they could get the draw?

>>64775121
stay mad

>>64775092
Oh, somebody got caught out by the tranny ;)

>Man Utd players are now trying to earn themselves season ending injuries

j-just cramps

>>64775136
low test detected

>>64775145
nope, that was just time stalling

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FIREWORKS AT BRAMALL LANE LADS

HAPPY DAYS

my ideal woman is a tranny with a pussy

>rooney

what the fuck

Why the fuck rooney keep passing backward and sideway

>Nobody commenting on the fact that his own teammates didn't put the ball out for him

Were they planning to score and celebrate on his dead body?

>>64775105
>this season is totally shit

Perfect Insider, Ushio to Tora and One-Punch Man are all pretty great. Even Concrete Revolutio has its moments.

As for manga, you better have read the greatest manga of all time, Ashita no Joe.

>>64775117
pls respond

>>64775156
Its the only way off Louies wild ride

>>64775162
NO PYRO NO PARTY
O

P
Y
R
O

N
O

P
A
R
T
Y

Rooney is so so so so so SO fucking terrible.

Really hope Sheffield score desu

lads i have the hiccups

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Why aren't you as handsome as Giroud?

>>64775178
0-0

>>64775188
Who are Sheffield mate

>>64775188

BLADES
L
A
D
E
S

>>64775178
0-0

hahahahahah

top fucking laugh

Rooney will be our starting striker at the Euros

>>64775189
hold your breath

>Schweinsteiger limping around the pitch

Just fucking go off mate, you're not helping anyone anyway

>64775175
>One-Punch Man are all pretty great. Even Concrete Revolutio
Those were last season though. This season really is meh, thank god for Shirayukihime.

>>23
#munich

fuck sake smalling

guys

hey guys

there's a canadian playing for sheffield united.

>smalling

>Martial

>At home
>Against a League 1 side
>Entire first team squad
>1 shot at target after 85 minutes

And United fans will STILL argue that they have a good team and it's the manager's fault.

>>64775205
If he is I'm going to unironically support France instead.

>>64775175
>Perfect Insider
>One Gag Man

Daily reminder there is literally no difference in skill and ability between Martial and Origi

>>64775194
World's oldest team la

BRAYFORD YOU ABSOLUTE BEAUT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

I hope United lose.

>>64775166
That's funny, because my ideal woman is a woman.

>tfw I know countless Man Utd fans
>tfw they are all bandwagoners and won't even know how shit their team is now
>tfw if they win something, they'll all be back to keep gloating about how they support the best team in the world
Living in Manchester is suffering.

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>>64775194

Martial's/United's last chance to win desu

>old trafford
>Atmosphere

>>64775205
this makes me so angry

>>64775209
For>>64775175

How many of those last minute rebound chances does Smalling get and fuck up?! Seems to be one every game now.

>>64775190
I didn't have plastic surgery

HE'S GOT A BEARD

>>64775221
Welbeck and Rooney will be our starters

>>64775232

go blue

7 (SEVEN) 0-0 GAMES AT OLD TRAFFORD THIS SEASON

>world class fullback in Shaw

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>64775224
origi is stronger, and can/has scored a blooter

martial has only scored tap ins

>>64775249
Welbeck would be even more annoying. Doesn't even play in a year and would start over Vardy and Kane. Load of shite

>>64775251
>firing a manager when you're 3 points off the top 4

Scum club

>>64775237
he could literally not kick a ball between now and the first euro 2016 match and woy would still start him t b h

>Ironic cheers

Luke Shaw cost £30million

Cresswell cost £4million

The United team are fucking static. The only player who moves is Martial.

>>64775259
It's hilarious how united's all out defensive play has led to smalling and shaw now supposedly being not only good but world class

see ya at bramall lane

How do you pronounce Done?

Sheffield United have spent less on transfers in the history of the club than Man United did on Martial.

how has he not been sacked yet

it's not getting better

>hats off to sheff utd for not having to make a save

Don't worry, we'll beat them in extra time.

>6 (six)

SIX
I
X

6 minute added on
>REFBALL

>>64775264
Welcome to England team. Throw in a few liverpool players as well.

Gerrard coming out of retirement to play

SIX FUCKING MINUTES

FYI

Done is the Chicarito of League One

>Commentators jacking off over Sheff United

They've literally not even tried to play today, I'm not trying to be salty but literally any team can and will do this against us because we can't break parked buses down at all. If Sheff United did this against any decent attacking team they'd lose 5-0.

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>>64775224

Bring him on, he's Done

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6 MINS STILL NO SHOTS

Imagine if Sheffield actually tried to win this match seriously scrap replays

>>64775291
Shaw was United's best player because he was the only player actually effectively attacking with intent you ignorant nonce

>>64775295
meme

lvg would be unemployed right now if de gea wasnt elite

>6 (six)

poetry

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Love Done desu.

I guess Sammon was Done

inb4 semenslurping sport

>>64775300
if he's not getting sacked after losing to bournemouth and norwich, can't see him getting sacked now

i guarantee United will not score

>>64775300
>why is a manager who is guiding a team through a good season not being sacked?

>>64775295
Doan

>6 more minutes of this

96th minute Sheffield winner confirmed

CLASSIC UNITED REFBALL

PENALTY
E
N
A
L
T
Y

REFBALL

No way. NO FUCKING WAY.

>>64775291
they were beginning to say that about Darmian until Sanchez sent him to sleep with the fishes

LOOOOOOOOOOL

REFBALL SHIT NO YOU DON'T DESERVE A GOAL FROM THIS GAME THIS IS BULLSHIT

>>64775224
If Martial played for Liverpool they would be in the top 4

Typical united

>>64775344
he will if they're getting murdered by Liverpool

Told you.

>>64774851
>>64774851
>>64774851

REFBALL

Dubs for a pen miss

PENALTY AYYYYY

PENULTY

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEY

oh fuck off

INB4MISS

>>64775317
They want the replay more ££££

REFBALL

NOOOOOO

>REFBALL

>>64775334
This is true.

De Gea and Martial are the only players that haven't looked like dogshit the entire season. Sometimes Mata and Schneiderlinn.

I really expected better from Mata.

>it's an ABU BTFO episode

YORKSHIRE

B T F O

IT's going to be won this way isn't it...

>REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL >REFBALL

>>64775326
>intent
Oh

you're one of those people who values trying hard even if he doesn't actually produce shite

>Inb4 Rooney miss

We do not deserve this.

ROONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

lucky fuckers

ABUS BTFO OUT

noooooo

penulty kek

FUCK SAKE

D I V E
I
V
E

miss for the lolz

LVG SURVIVES

ABUS WIN AGAIN

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>>64775338

>RPPNEY

what a shite ending m8s

ABUS BTFO

How

REFBALL

get fucked tinpot shit

Embarassing

SI ERA

>diving to beat League one team

lel

>have to rely on penalties now
Eh take what you can get

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

FUCKING JAMMY CUNTS

NO ERA PENAL

Embarrassing. What a fucking shit team.

I've always been rating him desu lads

that is fucking shameful

>>64775396
Fuck off cancer

That is why Rooney is world class and should be playing for England at the Euros

>United fans celebrate a penalty against a League One side like they just won the Champions League

>ABU BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

Manure needing a penalty to win

>this is top kekkage

good shot actually

Suck my dick ABUs

joanathan pearce is the WORST commentator

What a shocker! Man Utd actually won!

>united celebrating like they've won the champions league after barely winning against a third division team

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK OFF ABUS
YOU WASTED YOUR WHOLE SATURDAY EVENING
KILL YOURSELVES
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA

E A S Y

I knew we were going to win, the trick was to leave the winning goal so late they wouldn't have time to mount a comeback

get fucked tinpot shit

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> Dean Hammond

Stay at Sheffield on loan permanently you shit cunt, fuck me you are shocking.

ROONEY = GOAT

ABUS B T F O

Ffs who's the guy who gave that Penalty away
Ruined everything ffs

Fans better still boo at fulltime. Getting a 92nd minute pen to beat a league 1 team is not good enough.

2 shots on target at home to a League 1 team is not good enough.

still an incredibly shit performance, wonder how many people will forget that

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>LVG keeps his job

ABUs win again

He'd have been on suicide watch if he had missed that.

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ANOTHER GOAL FOR THE GREAT ROONEY

always rated him