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MU: De Gea, Darmian, Smalling, Blind, Borthwick-Jackson, Schweinsteiger, Fellaini, Herrera, Mata, Martial, Rooney

Subs: Romero, McNair, Varela, Lingard, Pereira, Memphis, Keane.

SU: Long, Brayford, Basham, Coutts, Sharp, Collins, Woolford, Sammon, McEveley, Edgar, Hammond

Subs: Howard, Flynn, Baxter, Done, Campbell-Ryce, Reed, Adams
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Go United!
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who /blades/ here
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>mfw if United win or draw they'll say how crap Man U are
>mfw if United lose they'll say Man U didn't prove anything by beating United
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>>64772164
>blind
>borthwick
>fellaini
>rppney

de Blades are going to win
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>playing full strength against Sheffield United
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>>64772256
schweinsteiger - fellaini midfield is slow as fuck, pretty worried desu

without schneiderlin it's like a completely different team
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>>64772256
closer to a full strength team than last few pl games
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Adkins is putting out the full strength side. I don't like McEveley and Collins is shaky on the ball but if United can perform like they did against Bradford last Monday they'll be in with a shot.
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BLADES
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>>64772211
here
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>>64772285
It's gonna be 4-3-3 but Schweinsteiger is gonna give away too much space.
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>>64772421
it's not like Basham and Hammond are going to exploit that space desu

the best link up is between Brayford, Coutts and Sharp on the right flank
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>>64772421
yeah could be that 433 that worked well late last season with schweinsteiger instead of carrick

really wanted pereira to start tbqh
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rev up the >van laal's lads
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>>64772164
i feel 0-0 in air
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>Blunts

Even Man U should be able to score at least 3 against this shower
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>>64772491
We played it before e.g. against Wolfsburg in Germany. Everyone was bitching that Fellaini was playing poorly as a holding midfielder when he wasn't playing as one. But there was still a lot of space in midfield.
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if someone asked me to guess this man's name, i would guess cameron borthwick-jackson.
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>>64772682
i would say either jamal achmed williamson or howard ghocchanjihad
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>>64772682
why do black brits have double-barrelled names?
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>>64772727

Because they're not sure who the father is.
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>>64772727
only the mixed ones 2bh
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>>64772727
to try and separate themselves form black culture. makes them sound classy and approachable
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>>64772682
looks like a Jamal Blackman to me m8
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>WOOLFORD
>O
>O
>L
>F
>O
>R
>D

WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING FFS
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>>64772727
mother and father have separated
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How many goals will the Chevrolets lose by?
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>>64772761
Alexander Mark David Oxlade-Chamberlain is pretty damn classy. Probably wanted Oxford-Chamberlain but that would have been overdoing it.
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>>64772823
-2
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>twins named keane both played for united
surely related to roy?
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>>64772164
>Fellaini
Looks like van lel still didn't learn
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>>64772877
who
h
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>De Gea, Darmian, Smalling, Blind, Borthwick-Jackson, Schweinsteiger, Fellaini, Herrera, Mata, Martial, Rooney

>being this home at home
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>>64772873
all Irish people are related desu
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>>64772873

Not like it's a common name or anything.
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>>64772898
Yeah?

...

>Yeah
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>>64772266
Best chance of silverware this season desu lad
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Last time I went to Old Trafford this happened.
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>>64772266
yeah becasue they need to save the team in any other relevant competition they have a chance to win...not
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-1.5 on man u y/n
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BASED THREAD PHOTO
PROPS TO OP
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bit wet
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>>64772960

TYBS
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PREY FOR A DRAW TODAY LADS
REPLAY AT THE LANE
OI OI OI
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>>64772873
Doesn't work like that. There were two unrelated Freis who played for Basel, and two unrelated Lustenbergers who played for Luzern.
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>>64772753
Lel
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Hoping for a 0-0 desu senpai.
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ENJOI THE MICE PIE
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>>64773001
...but they were unrelated. these are brothers. and some guy who could be their father played there for years. doesn't really compare i think. i mean sons sometimes play in their dad's club in norway.
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All these skinny jeans
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What channels are showing the game?

The normal BT & BeIN acestreams have no seeds
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>>64772877
dat eye roll
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>Haven't slept in 2 days

Hopefully we continue to play like shit as per usual so I might be asleep by halftime.
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Alright lads I'm releasing some interesting research.

I put £1 on 23 of the 3pm FA Cup matches (there was 24 but one was postponed). I put the £1 on the underdog in each game, the team with the highest odds.

So £23 stake in total, and at the end once all the bets had settled I had £29.30. I was including cash-out in that so an underdog may have been winning but then gone on to lose, although I still gained profit.

Just shows the magic of the cup 2bh. Now what do I do with my £6.30?
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>>64772993
>>64772973
Is it you who has been posting photos of man united players just walking around for the last few days?
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MESSI's 33rd hatrick today lads
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>>64773063
When you say we, do you mean United or United
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>>64773045
>but they were unrelated
Which is the point I'm making. Despite sharing a name and playing for the same club they're not related to each other. That shit can happen, especially if it's a common name.
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>>64773068
get a few lines on the lotto
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>>64773072

United
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>>64773087
Already got £30 on it
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>>64773068
Fish and chips with a can of coke lad, you earned it.
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>>64773109

Depends where he lives mate, anywhere too far from the coast don't bother as it'll be shite.
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Post your set-up lads.
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>applauding van laal
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just filtered israel lads
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>Le elbow man starting

I'm out, not watching this defeat.
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DO IT FOR SHRED
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F
O
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S
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R
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D
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Finally, a game at a reasonable hour. Let's get two in a row boys.
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>>64773145
you using acestream?
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>another game with rppney up front

How many goals do you think based Martial would score if he was up front?

>those booes for rppney

AHAHHAHAHA
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>>64773171
Ustream.
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>Young needs a rest

I swear he has only just got back into the team after a month or 2 of sitting on the bench
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Schneiderlin where? He's United's best player.
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>>64773170
Why are all Americans Man U fans. gay as fuck
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> That away kit
> That badge

My fucking dick
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>>64773193
It's the home kit.
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GUYS CAN YOU HEAR THAT......


THATS WHAT YOU CALL LOCAL ORDINARY FANS MAKING NOISE

NOT CHINESE AND LONDONERS
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Here's hope my lads in Shef United don't let too many in
COME ON YOU BLADES
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Fuck this colour clash.

How fucking hard would it be for Sheffield Utd to play in their third kits?
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is united or wednesday more popular in sheffield?
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>>64773192
Lifelong fan since '06 bro
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>>64773193
It's the home kit for this year, replica of the original home kit of 1889. People want red and white stripes but it is nice
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>romanian commentators saying a replay would be real bad for manure and they need to win tonight

Yeah,right,implying they won't fucking lose
>>64773149
bad goy

>>64773193
its a home kit,pretty much an adidas generic sadly,commemorating 125 years,which is why its white with pinstripes
shorts should have been navy or black though if they were to go full 125 years ago
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>>64773216
Wednesday are Sheffield's big club
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>>64773205

>Sheffield
>Local

It's paki land m8, whites left years ago.
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>>64773216
Wednesday definitely but not by much

>>64773193
>>64773193
It's the 125th Anniversary kit, based on the old style kit.
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>not putting a cheeky fiver on a blades win
>not putting a cheeky fiver on billy sharp to score
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>>64773230
is there some sort of local rivalry? or do they cooperate on players and things.
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>>64773216
>>64773230
Close to 50 50 in terms of local fanbase
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lads, my friend thinks if he went to London and did his best english accent people wouldn't notice, I think he's dumb, what's your idiots opinions?
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>>64773216
Wednesday probably edge it but United get 22k fans in the third tier, so the difference is minute.
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>>64773247
cheeky £15 on btts
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Billy Sharp is a good bloke. He'd make a good Dad.
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>>64773247
i put a cheeky fiver in your momma :)
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>>64773247

Leeds scum not welcome here, fuck off.
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>606 not on til 7:30

Fuck sake
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OT is so plastic these days its hurts
players would rather not play there
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Any Acestreams?
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>>64773263
You're embarrassing yourself
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>>64773258
cooperate on kicking the shit out of each other
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>>64773258
you being serious blad?

they fucking hate each other
>>64773210
they dont have a 3rd,tonight they're wering the home one,away being this
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A win here doesn't mean anything for Man Utd's form.

It doesn't mean they'll be able to beat your Arsenals and your Citys.
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>win ball back in dangerous position
>pass it backwards

thanks lads
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>Mata
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>>64773258
Yeah they co-operate mate, friendly days out to Wetherspoon's and all that
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>>64773272
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>>64773293
> Generic highlighter pen colours

Why do kit manfuacters insist on that cancer?
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how many months on rooneys wages do you think yearly ticket sales/season tickets adds up to?
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>>64773281
>players would rather not play there
they don't
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>>64773258

they hate each others guts m8
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>>64773285
yeah man im embarassed on an cantonian sketch chasm
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>>64773258
They've been strong rivals since forever.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steel_City_derby
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>United will be relegated in your lifetime
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>>64773216
Sheffield FC
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>>64773233
>Pakis went to the place with the islamic looking crossed swords.

Pure poetry.
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>>64773265
average is 19-20k but against Bradford last monday there were just under 25k
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>>64773325
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LVG should be a college basketball coach. They love to pass around the perimeter for an entire possession.
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#ILOVEUNITEDPOO
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>>64773293
They should be wearing that.
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>>64773322
damn
>>64773293
y-yeah becasue my town's two biggest teams actually do cooperate on players and things. but i know what it's like in birtain.
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>>64773325
They already have been.

>assuming "United" refers to Manchester United

You are a buffoon
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>>64773247
what a qt desu senpai
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Can Van Gaal do no wrong?
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>>64773343
scores are too high for the philosophy m8
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>>64773308
It's traditional at United since this away kit, which we got promoted in. It was our best season for about 15 years so it stuck.
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>PL
>barely better than Championship and League 1 teams

and people make fun of MLS
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>>64773360
bait?
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Gotta wash the fucking pots now then go to work.

See you guys later. xxx
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>>64773360
The Dutch ain't much.
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>>64773364
>>64773308
forgot pic
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>>64773342
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>>64773347
>you will never be a lesbian and experiment lesbian sex with your cute best friend
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should i really be watching this? or am i wasting my time
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>>64773308
adidas has always given da blades shit kits,both home and away,at least the macron ones had character instead of the lame ass generics they have now
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stevie fucked us
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>>64773389
Barcelona already played today so there's not much else 2bh
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>>64773389
Do something else unless the Blades score.
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THE BLADES is clearly the best club nickname
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Can't we just bring Chris Morgan out of retirement and have a Morgan vs Fellaini elbowing match to decide who wins.

I don't like the idea of a 1-0 game with 20% possession for United.
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>>64773400
What was the score in the dive only 2 teams league anyway?
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>>64773406
I thought englelmen had to bin their blades?
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99% certain that Romanian Leeds fan wanks over retro kits
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pirates
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>>64773406
Insh'allah
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>>64773406
"The Owls" sounds better tbqh senpai
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>>64773391
This is the second season we've ever used Adidas
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>>64773410
you won't come back
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>>64773410
>brb oven
Don't, it's a trap.
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>>64773425
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>>64773404
can you text me if that happens?
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>>64773412
4-0, messi hat trick, looking like the best attack in history atm
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>>64773362
>Kenny,Tonge,Brown,Kabba
that team was based
>>64773353
this might interest you
>On 15 July 2011 both Sheffield United and Sheffield Wednesday held a joint conference called "Supporting Sheffield" in which they announced a joint shirt sponsorship deal with two local Sheffield based companies for the 2011–12 Football League One season. The two local sponsors are Westfield Health (a Not for Profit healthcare organisation), who will be the home kit sponsor for the Blades and the away kit sponsor for the Owls, and the Gilder Group (a Volkswagen car dealer), who will be the away kit sponsor for the Blades and the home kit sponsor for the Owls. United and Wednesday have both made a six figure sum from the sponsorship deal.[9] The deal is the first of its kind in English football with The Telegraph likening the deal to Glasgow rivals and neighbours Celtic and Rangers who have frequently shared shirt sponsors in the past.[10]
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only one Romanian on /sp/
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>>64773389
The concept of "wasting time" is an illusion, all time is equal no matter how you spend it. You can't "waste" something you can't affect
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>>64773435
Gimme your snapchat and I will
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>>64773406
never knew why they chose scimitars instead of cutlasses or something
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>>64773399
Fucking Rob Styles

A proper 'welcome to the Premiership' moment
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really liking CBJ desu
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>>64773455
Because cutlasses are haram.
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>>64773448
Take your brains somewhere else please
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>>64773437
Can't disagree lad
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>>64773455
Could never get a Rune Cutlass m8 had to be the Skimmy
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I wish we never sided with the Isrealis
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>>64773410
hnnnnnnnnnngg
I don't think there's anything in the world more beautiful than lesbian sex
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>>64773438
well that's something
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>>64773437
turan fitting in really well too
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Depay's muscles are useless. What a waste of muscle.
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CLOSE
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"Possession is easy to get"

Michael Own 2016
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cheeky shot dat
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>you now remember lingard getting picked for england off the back of ONE good game

meanwhile, cresswell and dann dont even get a look in
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>>64773425
>>64773433
Ours is better
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Everything about this game is flat tbqh
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>Rppney
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Conor Sammon is literally better than Rooney.
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cristiano at his most arrogant
https://youtu.be/vg9yqn8_brk
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>rppney
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Your just a shit little club?

Rude desu
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>Rooney
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>RPPMEY
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>RPPNEY
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>>64773521
Common knowledge that the team you play for is more important than your actuall footballing skill when it comes to england selections,same thing over here.
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>>64773557
You're just a shit Billy Sharp m8
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Ripney
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>>64773557
shit billy sharp i think
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If that was Gerrard he would have scored!

...from the penalty spot after diving.
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CLASSY ROONEY
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Man U are so fucking shit
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>the state of man utds counter attacks
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Did they just chant united? They are both united.
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> Rooney will unironically start in the Euros ahead of Vardy
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>>64773599
Manchester have copyrighted the chant
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>>64773598
>The United People's Republic of Manchester
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>>64773599
There's only one United mate
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>>64773599
Look up the definition of 'united' m8.

Quite clever
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>>64773614
Pls post more Israel
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>have a philosophy
>play conservatively always even against a team 2 divisions down
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>>64773626
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Why are we all watching a 0-0?

Israel post more webmds or I will return you to the oven.
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You Fill Up My Senses,
Like A Gallon Of Magnet,
Like A Packet Of Woodbines,
Like A Good Pinch Of Snuff,
Like A Night Out In Sheffield,
Like A Greasy Chip Butty,
Like Sheffield United,
Come Fill Me Again,
Na Na Na Na Naa...OOH
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UTB
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>>64773620
>The Constitutional Monarchy of Manchester United
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SAMMON AND SHARPY
CHE AND MCNULTY
DIEGO DE GIROLAMO
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I know >this flag >this topic and all that, but goddamn utd really do play negative football. This is more boring than chelsea last season
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>>64773644
what do you mean mate

they're playing away from home against a pl side that spent half a billion on their squad

I'd say they're doing really well
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all i can hear is sheffield united
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>>64773644
What the fuck are you doing
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NAH NAH NAH NANANANA
NANANANA SCHWENI
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>>64773641
>The Despotate of United Manchester
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>>64773618
>>64773625
>>64773626
>>64773630
>Theres only one united
Maybe they saw my post lads?
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>>64773649
Man U isn't really making it that hard on them right now though, they have possession but nothing really testing the keeper yet

Sheffields backline is pretty impressive right now though
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quite a lot of empty seats

Giggs should have invited some of his homeless friends
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ellie
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LVG when will the man be sacked?

>>64773476

Anyone got source on this? x
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>>64773681
>he doesn't know that old trafford broadcasts /sp/ posts around the stadium
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>>64773551
I remember this.
Based Cristiano. Should have never left.
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>>64773682
>Sheffields backline is pretty impressive right now though
United's backline will crumble any moment because someone doesn't close down, it always happens.
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30 minutes without a shot on target
nice philosophy
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>>64773626

Semi-pro teams don't count.
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>>64773216
depends on the area you go to, wednesday in the rougher areas and united in the nicer areas. Wednesday probably edge it overall
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>>64773662
>The Intergalactic Republic of that United Football Team From Manchester
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>>64773476
Gib source please Schlomo
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LVG needs to bring a 2nd striker on in the second half... oh wait, we don't have one.
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>>64773682
>>64773723
>Sheffield
Sheffield F.C. aren't playing leds
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>>64773688
Don't you ever get bored of sapphic porn with toys?
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>>64773754

Will Keane?
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>Los Angeles "Football" "Club"
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dubs 0 - 0
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Untied are so fucking boring
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>>64773766
Damn I wish I was that ayy right now
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When one of the CMs/AMs break with the ball there's literally no options. Rooney is marked by the 2 CBs, Martial is marked by the RB and RM and Mata is marked by the LB and LM. Plus the other two midfielders just stay back.

Think we're playing for a reply lads.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWUmXqkCigs

>when parody becomes reality

United are fucking depressing to watch.
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CLASSY AGAIN FROM WAYNE
IMAGINE HOW CRISTIANO WOULD HAVE ACTED?
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>this game

even the commentators don't know what to say anymore
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>>64773775

Literally who?
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Obviously Man U will eventually be good again with the money they've got, but I'm tired of watching this shit.

What other Premier League team should I support in the mean time? (Obvs I already also support Barcelona, Real Madrid, Bayern Munich, Borussia Dortmund, Juventus, and PSG)...

I don't really like Arsenal btw
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someone please kill this fat fuck
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>schweini
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>>64773815
support your local team
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>>64773810
>sharp blades against dull blades
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>>64773806
do you have immunity against the mods or something.
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>>64773358
Willa Holland lad
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how come this game is at OT? by draw? I thought all first games were in the small team's home
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>>64773802

That video could also be Spain 2008-2012
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>>64773806
Thanks based outlaw jew
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>>64773792
>we

which part of London are you from Mohammad?
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>Schweinsteiger making the run that Rooney should have made
>literally ran past him to make the run

Good fucking god, Wayne.
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>desperately diving against a league one side
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>>64773830
random draw, if this ends as a draw then the replay will be at sheffields stadium
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>>64773827
Jewish puppet master
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>>64773830
the draw is random
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>>64773766
>watching porn without dick in it
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>>64773830

>first games

Wut? You're unemployed so you've got all day to find this shit out for yourself.
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>>64773842
free her and call the police
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christ i'm bored. but i really want a new watch for some reason.
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>>64773850
>You're unemployed so you've got all day to find this shit out for yourself.
Rekt
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Let's go Sheffield! We can do this!
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>>64773856
based schlomo
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So are Sheffield Utd going to bother to actually try to win this in the second half?
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What's the name of the guy doing play-by-play?
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>>64773852
WHAT THE FUCK?
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>mou chants
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>>64773806
which one is the one with the big bobs
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would you rather support manchester united or get kicked in the balls 5x every day for the remainder of your life
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Go Sheffield Saturday
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>>64773871
Isn't Manure the team which should be trying to win this game?
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what kind of lube do y'all use with your gfs lads? I spend a lot of time getting her worked up but I'm considering the investment in some good shit.

also to keep it on topic: is utd the most boring team in the league?
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Fuck this game. I'm going to the gym.
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L O L
O
L
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>Sheffield United medics on to treat player for boredom
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>tfw I cleaned up the living room because I was so bored...

zzz...
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lads, are united fans going to whistle at half time if score is still 0-0?
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>>64773891
>having a mutilated dick
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>>64773883
kicked in the balls senpai
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>>64773871
Depends, they are sitting in to let Manure attack, but Manure are playing shit, as a Swansea fan I have no idea how they beat them last week.
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>>64773852
germany ffs
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>>64773871
Are Man Utd?
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>>64773906
yeah the boos should be fun
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>>64773856
whatever happened to Tyrone? I swear we probably made him rich
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Thank you mods
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>>64773888
Even though Sheffield are a lower league side they still have to try to look like they want to win but try telling that to the media
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>>64773897

>Playing in league 1

I've scored more than Messi this season in a 5-a-side league, does that make him shit?
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>>64773897
fucking hell, and he plays in League 2 as well kek
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>>64773904
Shit match desu
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wtf with that cp faggot
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>>64773891
>having to use lube

God you must be shit in bed
>>
quality beard
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>this looks like the manchester we know. won't score, but wont let the other team score either (British commenter)
>the manchester we know
van laal better do something
>>
NO ERA HANDBALL
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>this german casually posting cp while discussing football
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>>64773935

Probably some gay guy who wants to go to jail for a bit of bum.
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At what point do united and their fans realise rooney is shit and move on?
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KILL YOURSELF ROONEY
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>>64773958
mate we've been calling him shit for months now
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Tender reminder that Wayne Rooney earns three hundred-thousand Great British Pounds every seven days.
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>Rppney
>>
RPPNEY just stop

Retire already.
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> Rooney chatting shit

Welp. You know what happens next.
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>>64773939
She can cum but after a couple orgasms she dries up, so while she's still having a good time it hurts like hell for me. I need something water based that lasts a while so we can both enjoy it
>>
boos at the ready
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can't remember the last time we scored directly from a free kick

why the fuck is rooney taking them?
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>>64773969

>Tfw on my current wage even before tax that would take me 30 years to earn that much
>>
webm of rppney?
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Funny how they look the same against any team they played against this season.
>>
fokin rooney is only 30, he looks and plays like he was 38
>>
It's matches like these that make me think that the FA Cup would be better off without replays
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>>64773927
>implying anyone on this Laotian sportsboard actually plays a sport
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>>64773969
Yeah but he's a balding ogre.
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>>64773997

at least you arent a balding ginger troll person
>>
Is Gareth Bale still a thing?
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>>64774004
tbf he's been playing full seasons at the highest level since he was 16
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>>64773997
It would take me another 3 after that. Shit job boys ww@?
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>>64773993

Depoo in the loo usually takes them but he got dropped after setting up that Stoke goal. Not that he's any better at them though
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>>64774000
depressing thing is LVG literally loves this kind of football. he preferred the shite first half against swansea with 0 goals because united 'dominated' the game
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tbf, man utd play better in the second half.

>glory glory
>>
>Watch this after Barca game
>>
comfortable half

don't want to use up too much energy before our trip to Newcastle on Tuesday
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hey im new to soccer i thought man u were supposed to be good???
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>>64774037
It's like eating a steak dinner and then being forced to throw it all up
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>GLORY GLORY MAN UTD
>>
GROLY GROLY
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>>64774020

I'm a trainee accountant m8, £18-20k is starting wage. When i'm fully qualified in 2 years I'll be on £30k minimum and then it's only up from there.
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Last 10 United home games at half time:
0-0 City
0-0 Boro
0-0 CSKA
0-0 WBA
0-0 PSV
0-0 West Ham
0-1 Norwich
0-0 Chelsea
0-0 Swansea
0-0 Sheffield Utd
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>>64774037
the skill of english football is JUST
>>
decent 1-0 to keep louis in a job

nice one
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>>64774046
what do you mean? they had the most possession, and that's what the game is all about
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>>64774046
>Soccer
>flag
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brb going to sleep until united score
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glory glory FUCK YOU
i want my 45 minutes back
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>>64774046
this isnt 2008 m8
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>>64774058
>liking goals
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>>64774058
Jesus christ
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>>64774058
helloe ellie :)
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>>64774069
delete this
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>>64774052

It's more like eating a steak dinner and then being forced to eat one of Marge's sundaes.
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>>64774064
what?
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>>64774027
Nah, he knows they're still shit.

This is what Lang Baal always does, in every tream he has ever trained. He tries to justify his shit games/form with stats and claims of having "dominated possession".

He was doing this shit as far back as in 99 with Barça, and again at Buyern.
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>>64774058
lel
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Whats up with the deleted posts?
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>no half-time slags
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>>64773021
What club dose Monkey support?
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>>64774058
>>
>>64774057
Why did you reply to a post about having a crap job then
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How loud were the boos? My stream ended as soon as the whistle went.
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American pundit
>This is the worst Man Utd I have ever seen
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>>64774118
cp and porn
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Rooney literally plays like a fussball player. Just stands in one spot occasionally moving back and forth and everything just bounces off him or he lashes out aimlessly
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>>64774120

jannys on the warpath m8
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>>64774134
This guy is great
>MANCHESTER FRAGMENTED
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>>64774037

>watching class players spend 90% of their careers shitting on teams like Eibar or Rayo
>Hnn so good better go buy 50 replica shirts

Fucking chinks, you are a cancer on our game
>>
"I thought football was supposed to be entertainment"

B T F O
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>>64774120
the big bad scary meanie fat controller poopyhead janitor will ban me :(
>>
70 - 30 POSSESSION
VIVA PHILOSOPHY
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have the jannies fucked off yet, can we slagpost?
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>>64774145
I normally cringe when I hear an American accent talk about football, but I like that guy
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>>64774122
She likes apehoop, not association football.
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>man u
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>>64774142
>>64774159
Damn
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Moyes was not the problem, your players are just shit.
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>>64774165
Cowboy boots are popular in England?
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>>64774066
>sleeping til tuesday
get a job hippy
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Jesus fucking Christmas

This Manure team is so unbelievably shit I can't for the life of me understand how they're 6th in the Premiership.

They're playing the most sterile football I've seen in a long fucking time,never taking any real risks,never showing any creativity.
Not even once have I seen their players really taking on their man,while one of the Sheffield Utd players had the balls to dribble out of his own box.
Same thing with their attacks,they never speculate or anything,in the 15th minute or so they had a pretty good chance on the break but instead of whipping a cross in,testing the Blades' defence they passed the ball back and moved it around aimlessly for another 2 minutes.
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>>64773263
There are no English people in London. If he can do a convincing one, he'd probably get away with it.
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>>64774175
holy fuck ive seen this perosn irl lmao
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>>64774184
waifu material
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LVG OUT
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Jesus fucking Christmas

This Manure team is so unbelievably shit I can't for the life of me understand how they're 6th in the Premiership.

They're playing the most sterile football I've seen in a long fucking time,never taking any real risks,never showing any creativity.
Not even once have I seen their players really taking on their man,while one of the Sheffield Utd players had the balls to dribble out of his own box.
Same thing with their attacks,they never speculate or anything,in the 15th minute or so they had a pretty good chance on the break but instead of whipping a cross in,testing the Blades' defence they passed the ball back and moved it around aimlessly for another 2 minutes.
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>>64774184
this desu

Chelsea might've been shittier this season, but even them were not this BORING.
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>>64773958
I don't know a single United fan that doesn't freely admit Rooney is shit.
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>>64774175
Jesus Chirst
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i feel sorry for basti
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>>64774165
those stomachs are not flat enough to pull that off. they could never sit down without looking gross
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>>64774205
Right because hair
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This is pretty much like a Cup final for Sheffield United so to go into half time with the game still at 0-0 is a very good result for United so far. Now with the early energy worn off as they enter the 2nd half, Sheffield will collapse and we will win the game comfortably
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>>64774205
left desu
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>>64774146
Man U didn't have class players?
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>>64774205
Slags are disgusting and good only to fuck.

But I bet the left one would be a great fuck, so left.
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4free
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>>64774180

1 image of 1 person on a Hong Kong image board wearing cowboy boots and you come to the conclusion that they are popular in that country?

>The American Educational system
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>>64774220
>we
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>>64774146
they also shit on madrid, bayern, psg, city, juve, and it beats watching shit players simply shitting on themselves desu
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>>64774220
>we
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WORSE THAN MOYES
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>>64774184

Could be worse, we could be forever stuck in a relegation battle in the Championship.
>>
BBC Sport @BBCSport 3s4 seconds ago
The HT's in #MUFC's last 10 home matches

0-0 #MCFC
0-0 #Boro
0-0 #CSKA
0-0 #WBA
0-0 #PSV
0-0 #WHUFC
0-1 #NCFC
0-0 #CFC
0-0 #SWANS
0-0 #SUFC
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>>64774244
Damn nigger just because your team is losing doesn't mean you need to take a comment straight up your muslim-loving asshole
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>>64774180
i've got some on right now
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>>64774220
>we
What part of Florida are you from lad
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>>64774269
worth 50 quid a ticket desu
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>>64774218
> could never sit down without looking gross
you do that type of lass standing up in the alleyway behind the pub lad
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>the repugnant village of Aston Villa

Thank fuck they're going down.
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>>64774277
the pot handle
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>clare balding
>she has a full set of hair
>>
>Clair Balding show
>It isn't hosted by a balding woman named Clair
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would manure fans go back in time and keep moyes?
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>>64774277
floriririridaddaddadada
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>we guarantee you goals
>tomorrow
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>>64774272

Being a big bitch when people call you out for your stupidity is what all Americans do too?

See that, that's what you sound like. Pretty annoying right?
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FIGHT!
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>>64774313
>what would you like?
>just draw any old shit m8
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MAGIC
A
G
I
C
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>>64774272
>your team is losing
>match is 0-0
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>>64774331
AND WIN
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>>64774313
I just don't understand how a team can get so shit just by changing manager.

I know footballers are idiots, and like actors they always need direction, but it still boggles the mind.
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>>64774277
the hurricane town
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>>64774331
AND POSSESS
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>>64774337
>americans
>>
>le british transport system
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>>64774331

AND DRAW 0-0 BUT GET 80% POSSESSION!
>>
Is fight and win ironically one of the best chants in the world?
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>>64772753
kek
>>
>le pass around and do nothing team
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MID TABLE LEAGUE ONE SHEFF UTD
>>
what channels this match on lads?
>>
Why is Afroman playing on the wings?
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>le genius sub on a goalkeeper man
>>
Missed the first half lads, just caught the halftime disgust, what's that all about?
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>>64774331
AND DRAW 0-0
>>
>le halting a large vehicle on your side of the pitch face
>>
have people left OT since halftime?
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>>64774385
it's hilarious that people think of him as some mad genius because it worked out

what he did was retarded, regardless of the outcome
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>>64774383
bt sport 2
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>>64774384
because he got high
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>we all ate lee's cum chants
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VS FULL STRENGTH UTD TEAM
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>>64774307
>Daley Blind
>Good vision
>>
>rooney's best position is 10

English pundits have no fucking clue. It's pathetic and laughable. No wonder English football is so shit.

Rooney's best position is on the bench.
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>>64774410
ebin
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>>64774386

Literally 1 chance and it was nothing much. Other than that it was sideways passing for 45 minutes.
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>>64774410
Quality post
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>>64774413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFw5a2_2xK4
>>
Is van Gaal doing this on purpose?

Does he hate United fans?
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This is the worst game I can remember watching in some time.
>>
it's hoof it to fellaini time
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>>64774386
bar the fucking possession manure played like the away side,da blades had more chances and looked more confident when both attacking and defending
>>
united are so shit that even when they manage to win you can still laugh at them
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>>64774423
I thought that was pretty standard Man U these days why were they so extraordinarily disgusted
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>>64774385
As much as I dislike United and Van Gaal that picture made me laugh so much i had to look it up and here is the actual quote which makes pefrect sense.

>Then six games in a row we win and then we go to Chelsea. Who are the better team then? It's easy to say that now in this room. I can believe it but it was the truth, but we lost. We lost that game but can you imagine when you have 80 percent ball possession you have 10 big possibilities and they have three; they have three and they win the game. When we win that game count the number of points we could have won because after that we lost three games in a row. But when you see that we have 13 points and Chelsea have 83 points and we could have been the champion
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>>64774313
Christ, with those fucking fat rolls "UNITED" is going to look like "IINITEP"...
>>
The year 10 team when I was at school could hold United

I was captain
>>
Why do they always sing the song "We're the "x city" boys making all the noise" song.

Wouldn't it be better if everyone was quiet and watching the game? When they make lots of noise the players can't hear each others instructions which makes it harder for them.

>>64774444

He, like Moyes before him is an ABU.
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>rppmey
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thready reminder that sheffield utd is 47 (fourty-seven) places below man utd
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Rooney is shite
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>>64774472
It still makes no sense
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>>64774482
>Wouldn't it be better if everyone was quiet and watching the game? When they make lots of noise the players can't hear each others instructions which makes it harder for them.

t. Arsenal supporter
>>
Post pr0nz
>>
You idiots can mock LVG all you want, but he was the FIRST manager to use a notebook and you'll NEVER be able to take that from him

stay rekt
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>>64774482
Obviously, that's why Arsenal is top of the table.
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>>64774502
for now
>>
Shoot Van Gaal at the end of the season, kidnap Guardiola. Van Gaal can become the director of football.
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new thread lads?
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QUALITY PLAYERS....
CAN'T SCORE A SINGLE GOAL AT HOME EVEN VS A MID TABLE LEAGUE ONE TEAM
LVG OUT NOW
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>Having Martial cross the ball to Fellaini.

VAN GAAL IS A GENIUS.
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>>64774473
No it fucking doesn't you illiterate Americunt.
>>
http://strawpoll.me/6492122
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MEMEPISS TIME
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>>64774531
still another 35 posts m8
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>>64774482
>Wouldn't it be better if everyone was quiet and watching the game? When they make lots of noise the players can't hear each others instructions which makes it harder for them.

this is some top level autism
>>
Hope this ends 0-0 I wanna hear Eric Wynalda and Alexei lallas hate on Manchester fragmented more
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Blades making a shit ton of noise
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>>64774551
i now remember alexi lalas
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>>64774551
lol kinda wish i had fs2 so i could hear it
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Only another half an hour now lads.
>>
>having to play Martial on the left wing to accommodate Rooney through the middle
>having to play Rooney at all

I don't get the obsession. I don't care if he's English, he's horrendous
>>
>>64774523
>>
>>64774551
Hope Sheffield wins for the memes
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>>64774533

LVGet OUT NOW™

>ftfy
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>subbing Mata

why does LVG hate him
>>
>>64774579
He has to have some shit in his contract.
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>sub 2 best players for meme sprinters
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>two subs
>rppney still on the pitch
fookin van lal
>>
Spaniards off. Half breeds on.
>cucknited
>>
TIME TO BLUNDER
>>
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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>>64774592
he's too creative
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>>64774588
I could really do with more United memes all my Negative Nigel ones are void now
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>>64774579

Rooney is England captain

come on it's 2016 he MUST be picked
>>
>>64774576
Is non league football shit enough to make watching this United an exciting prospect?
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>>64774592
to be fair mata has been shite for a while

depay gets loads of abuse but mata has done fuck all recently. no one likes to say it because mata is so loveable
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>>64774533
>"QUALITY PLAYERS"

>this is what manure fags actually believe
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Now I know why it's called the Theatre of Dreams.
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>there are still 30 minutes left
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It's better for SUFC to get a replay, they'd get more money.

Also FUCK SHEFFIELD UTD SCUM AND FUCK SEAN BEAN!!!
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>>64774619
its been more like the theatre of memes since fergie left tßh
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>>64774619

haha because you'll fall asleep watching united at it
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why is this so satisfying to watch
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>>64774618

I wouldn't have any Utd player in the Spurs team

and Lloris is better than degayer
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>>64774616
Mata has been gash because he's stuck on the right wing and he's much more suited for a number 10
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>>64774619
theatre of broken dreams it is
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