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YuroBowl 2016 Quarter-Finals: Houston FC vs. Kansas City AFC

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In roughly an hour's time, the NFL playoffs kick off.

Houston basically can thank all of the Colts quarterbacks dying for their AFC South division victory. Meanwhile Kansas City (which isn't even in Kansas but in a show of typical American accuracy, just over the border) have won their last ten games on the bounce and only came second to the 12-4 Denver Broncos in the AFC West.

Yuros, exiles, all welcome. Post rookie questions and get them answered.
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I should add,

stream2watch.co

is a good option for streams.
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>mecca bingo
is this not haram
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>>64777130
Eruobros, Can you possible link the rest of these. I like the designs.
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>>64777267
google "football as football"
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>>64777252

No it's bingo m8

>>64777267

search for footballasfootball
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hello how to cope with commercials
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>>64777295
Thanks.
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>>64777315
-piss
-shitpost
-chug a beer
-do some pushups
-make some food
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>>64777315

Watch the Sky Sports stream, they just go to adverts at the Quarter breaks.

>tfw no more based C4NFL because BBC got the contract and decided not to show Sunday Night Football every week, and that the highlights show should start in Week 8
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How do you guys avoid paying for a TV license?
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>>64777364
why the fuck did the BBC get the rights when all they want to do with it is do a highlights show on a tuesday night at 11pm

fuck it, I'm resigned to never getting anything other than london games and the superb owl
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>>64777404

C4 didn't want to pay for the NFL any more, since it was eating into their budget for cutting documentaries about transgender disabled black drug dealers.

The BBC took it but only paid for the London games and the Super Bowl like you say, no idea why they couldn't put SNF on BBC3 or something.

>put based Nat and Mike Carlson on the radio >get fucking Chappers to do the highlights show.
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>>64777470
>put based Nat and Mike Carlson on the radio

this is the worst part
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>>64777315

i think like most americans i'm programmed to completely zone out commercials and immediately switch to some other activity when they come on.

>>64777349

pretty much what this guy said. also

>talking to the people around you

but doesn't really apply since we're on fucking 4chan
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>>64777130
those are kinda neat, do you have one for the saints?
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>>64777567
footballasfootball.com
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>>64777567
see
>>64777295

Each team has 4, in English/Spanish/Italian/German-style crest designs.
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30 bings lads
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right lads, going to put the oven on for my pizza
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I wonder when the first London Super Bowl will be. Before 2030?

Franchise in 2022, especially if the Tories stay in government, which they will as Labour becomes the Rainbow Tranny Bummers party. George Osborne is supportive of it and has said he'd make tax concessions or allow them to ignore certain employment laws.
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Predictions?
I'm going 2-3 Chefs
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Any streams?
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>>64777773
fuck my life man
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>>64777747

Yeah, I reckon even with limited receiving options, Queefs will nick a few goals.

Is it just me that thinks the seeding should be purely on W/L%? So sure, all the divisional winners get in, but if they get in on an 8-8 or whatever they can get seeded below a wildcard on 11-5 like Kansas City?
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>>64777843
nah its pretty dumb, but the NFL is kinda like the EPL in that most games could go either way, so it usually ends up working pretty well
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>>64777802
m8
>>64777211
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>>64777843
>Is it just me that thinks the seeding should be purely on W/L%?

Yes, you are the only one
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>>64777777
>>64777777
>>64777777
>>64777777
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>>64777913

>>64777211
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1-0 texans will be final score
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>>64777905
>>64777917

I guess I can't complain, as a Colts that basically means we're top 4 in the AFC every year, unless Luck's kidneys explode again.
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/sp/ stream + chat:

http://spee.sportstoaster.com
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Does JJ Watt still play offence sometimes? Or just when they're desperate?
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>tfw all those years people making fun of me for being an Alex Smith fan
our time has come.
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here we go lads
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>>64777130
Based Britbro with the same idea, yet different crests.
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let's go team!
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murrifat reporting in for /comfy/
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Sorry yurp friends, even though its the playoffs this is going to be a shit game.
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Go Houston desu. KC ruined my accy last week due to the last quarter shenanigans.
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>>64778449
FIGHT
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Have any Germanbros joined the vigilante groups to protect women from the rape-crazy refugees?
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is everyone /comfy/?
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Is Smeth elite?
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>>64778516
AN
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WOO LET'S FUCKING GO

>kickoff
>5 minute commercial break

Oh yeah this is why I never watch this shitty sport
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>>64778530
I am comfy

just about to get pizza out of the oven breh
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>>64778521
Nah, I enjoy watching the country fall to pieces.
(That said, the 30 refugees in my village are quiet and nice.)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGoTMUMMt6o

Go Chiefs!
Crush the texans like we crushed the injuns with measles
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Football for Yuros spreadsheet, anyone?
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>>64778444

Aye, did them for the last couple of seasons or so. Deleted them all though for some reason.
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acestream://9eae8bfcaf6841b27117604cd552d5d47b18fa2b

sky strem
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When I win the Powerball jackpot I'm going to buy JJ.
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>>64778582
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
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REMOVE YOUR HATS
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>pizza ordered
>changed into my comfy jammy jams
>Playoff NFL on tv
>posting in eurothread

Who /comfy/ here? Tell me how comfy you are
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>>64778632
Gonna keep doing them? I did the Superb Owl threads last year. Still got them all saved.
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WHERE THE FUCK IS KEVIN CADLE????

I CAN'T STAND THIS STUTTERING AMATUER

JUST LET NEIL HOST THE SHOW FUCK
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So how do you watch NFL in your country? Germany got a new official live stream this season, and it's the best thing ever.
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>>64778671
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I feel American as fuck now.
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>faggot dome so no military flyover

awful
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>>64778671
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>>64778671
that's a specific comfy i'll never feel.
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>>64777509
>>talking to the people around you
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>>64778708
on CBS and FOX (NBC sometimes) and ABC for this game
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>That national anthem and giant flag
Feels good to be an American
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>>64778671
just woke up and got pizza on the way
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Fun Fact: it is warmer in Cleveland OH than in Houston TX right now.
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Is it necessary to have a flag that big?
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Chiefs- Arsenal
Texans- Everton
Greenbay- Chelsea
Seahawks- Man United
Vikings- Lester city
Redskins- Spurs
Broncos- Man City
Patriots- Liverpool
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What's the format for NFL playoffs?
Do teams just play one game to go through?
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>>64778847
bit small if you ask me
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>>64778847
Yes, if anything it's a little on the small side.
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>>64778632
Should change Baltimore's crest to it's city crest or just put Maryland's.
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Do Euro broadcasts have the same announcers/graphics it are they different?
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>>64778866
those are like all wrong
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>>64778847
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>>64778877
Single elimination. Every game is win or go home.
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>>64778866
wut
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>>64778877
yes - single game elimination

>>64778866
not even close
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Kek, that's my Toxins.
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>>64778897
the same, commercials are local though
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>>64778909
Brains being the expection to the rule.

ALSO KEK
1-0
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Welp, that was fast
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CHEFS CHEFS CHEFS CHEFS
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INSANE
DAVIS DAVIS DAVIS DAVIS
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>KC wearing the all whites

panic.jpg

DAVIS
A
V
I
S
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>the texans lucked into the wildcard
>not ready for the chops
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>>64777843
then you miss out on great games like New Orleans at Seattle, a few years ago.
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>getting some hollering and whooping ethnic singer to warble out the national anthem so the crowd can't sing along

Why do you always do this, America?

You have a great anthem but seriously, never seen it performed as rousingly as God Save the Queen or La Marseillaise with 60,000 following along.

SHIT IT'S AN EARLY GOAL
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S OGRE
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HOUSTON

BLOWN

THE

FUCK

OUT
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>eurocucks
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>>64778911
How do they determine home advantage?
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>>64777843
CL works the same, though.
If you win your group with 8 points and the other guys finish 2nd with 12 points..just some luck.
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is this thread slow enough for people to see my comments?
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is habbenbing
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I miss Toub, great coach
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JUST
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Fans are starting to stream out of the stadium
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>not pulling an on-side kick-TD
ANDYYYY
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>>64778897

We use your CBS/Fox/etc. commentary for the game, but when you go to commercials, we go back to studio for analysis. No advert breaks at all on the BBC, on Sky or C4 you get adverts at the quarters.
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WE FINNA SMOKE DA WEEEED
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>>64779095
based on regular season performance. the texans had an inferior record, but won their division, while the chiefs got 1 of the 2 "wild card" invitations per conference.
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>>64779095
record
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>>64779095
Division winners get home field advantage
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>>64779095
bribes, just like FIFA
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>>64779095
4 division winners in each conference get home games. The top two don't play this weekend, they have a bye week and play winners of these games next weekend.
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>>64779095
Seeding, which is based on regular season wins
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>>64779101
yeah
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>>64777843
I like it this way
Makes winning the division that muh more important
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>>64779095
if you won your division you have homeadvantage in wildcard games, after taht the team with the better record has homegames afaik
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>>64779148
There was a "Difference between USA and Europe" picture for that two super bowls ago.
"Support our troops" v Tactical analysis.
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>>64779148
this would be better desu, wish we had this option.
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>>64779148
When do you beat your wives then?
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>yurobowl thread
>full of americans

why
these used to be so comfy
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>>64779047
She sang it well actually, save your racism for other singers
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>Pooston getting rekt
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>>64778674

Yeah I think I did every game last year.
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is this the comfy thread?
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What happened? I went for a quick ballet performance and I came back and it's 7-0? What the hell?
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NON AMERICANS, REPLY WITH FAVORITE TEAM
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>>64779282
yes, come on in
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That comment about manziel


>DEAD
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>>64779259
They leave that to the Muslim immigrants
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>>64779271
i'll leave if you want.
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>>64779271
because the regular gamethread is a clusterfuck, and i like you guys :3
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>hooston special teams
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>>64778866
Raiders=Newcastle United
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>>64779289
Lions since 2004
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>>64779271
>come to an american website
>bitch about americans using said american website
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>>64779231

watching NFL games on Sky is GOAT

and then i get every premier league game on NBC sports

best of both worlds la, 'avin my cake and eatin' it too aren't i?
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>>64779226
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>>64779298
danke
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>>64779280
you should do all /trv/ games again instead
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>>64779289
I've gone a year so far being a neutral and it's not as fun as rooting for a team
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>>64779271
Until the London Monarchs play the Barcelona Dragons in the Super Bowl it's our sport
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>>64779410
try fantasy football, makes all games fun.

Could also pick New England or Washington
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>>64779410
this
i thought 'well i don't believe in picking a team, the team picks you. but no team really has stuck with me.
rooting for Chiefs in the playoffs though. i find them likeable
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>>64779410
Cards or Chefs are the casual's outsider pick this season.
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>>64778866
Chiefs - Lester
Texans - Stoke
Green Bay - United
Seahawks - Chelsea
Vikings - Spuds
R******* - QPR
Broncos - Liverpool
Patriots - City

thoughts?
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>>64779410

you are now a redskins fan. if du.bs, raiders. if tri.ps, browns.
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>>64779410
Only root for teams in cities the Sex Pistols played in
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Someone will die in a game because of Concussion and that will be the end of the NFL
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>>64779515
Panthers are Lester

>great record
>are actually shit
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>>64779552
>lost 1 game in last 20 reg season games
>highest scoring team in nfl
>highest scoring defense in nfl
>demi-god for QB

yeah, they sure are shit
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>>64779515
id probably flip pats and seahawks

cowboys are liverpool
raiders are leeds
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>>64779594
>>demi-god for QB
>calling your kid "Chosen"
He went full nig.
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>>64779545
People get paralyzed all the time which is worse than death and nobody gives a shit.
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>dat sack
>#73
baka desu
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>>64779620
its better than muhammed
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Ahhh, the comfy thread
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>>64779627
Are you watching the shitshow on ProSieben, fellow refugee?
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>>64779552
maybe the Bengals could be considered lester?

Dalton is mahrez and Green is Vardy
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smeth pls
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>WILSON
goddamnit he coulda had that
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>>64779670
Using the stream on ran, but it's the same thing. And I actually like it, been watching it the whole season.
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Overthrown a bit by Smeth, but the receiver should've laid out for it. He could've had it.
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>>64779314
i was too harsh, i'm sorry
until this thread is still this slow you're more than welcome
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>>64779594
>falling for the $cam meme
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>>64779515
>>64778866
no

Seahawks, Broncos - Man City
Patriots - Chelsea
Green Bay - Liverpool
Steelers - Yanited
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>>64779747
>a bit
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just had a big wank, lads

what's happening in this handegg game?
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>>64779734
Ah. The commentary makes me cringe, which is why I usually go for English language streams.
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>>64779780
It was just beyond the guy's fingertips. That's a bit.
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>pizza man still not here
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>>64779770
You mean the NFL MVP?
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>>64779776
Man United are the Yankees
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I have a unrelated NFL question that has baffled me forever.

In a league with 32 teams how do you determine who plays who in only a 16 game regular season?
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>>64779810
wait till you see his car pull up and then call and cancel the pizza.
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>>64779785
fat negros getting out of breath after couple of yards
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>>64779785
what makes a wank big or small? Load volume?
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>>64779837
we're talking about NFL teams lad
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nice throw dumbbell
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>>64779848
everyone in your division twice (6)
6 within your conference in some rotation (?)
4 of the other conference in some rotation (?)
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>>64779837
>Man United are the Yankees
But man city and the Yankees own NYCFC together
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>>64779810
should have put "watch the game with me" on the special instructions
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>hoyer
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>Hoyer going full retard
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>>64779848
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>those are play off teams
this season is shite, family
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>>64779895

wank duration i would think
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AYY LMAO
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>>64779848
http://operations.nfl.com/the-game/creating-the-nfl-schedule/
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INt
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>>64779961
Why would I want to watch the game with an Pakistani bloke?
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>spaghetti fest
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>>64779848
>Play 6 division games each year, 2 against each team
>Play one entire division from each conference, this cycles every year
>Two flex games
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meme game
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>>64779848
You play your 3 other division opponents twice
You play all the teams in your conference from the other divisions that finished in the same place in the respective division (first in division from NFC east plays first in North, South, etc
You play a whole division in the NFC and a whole in the AFC and these rotate

adds up
6 games
3 games
3 games
4 games
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>these QBs

the hell am i watching
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nice QBs
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is this the spaghettib owl?
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>>64779984
That actually explains a lot.
Thank you Ameriman.
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>>64779895
how empty your ballsack feels afterwards
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gonna take a dump, wish me luck
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Where are the big hits?
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>>64779948
you got the divisional part correct; everything else is just randomly drawn via computer
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I would actually prefer shitty adverts about joining the Marines and Viagra over this fucking ESPN music.
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>>64780155
How far did it go m8?
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>>64779959
>>64779927

>le idiotic american meme

I'm not falling for it, lads
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>>64777368
That's misleading, it doesn't consider that they might not own a TV
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>>64780190
no its not you retard
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>>64780180
in the next game lad, bingles and steelers fucking hate eachother
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>>64780155
cool
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alright lads, who you got for:
>Superb Owl
>PL
>CL
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What happened?
I went to the kitchen after the pick?
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http://strawpoll.me/6494277
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>tfw drains keep getting blocked because I use too much toilet paper

what do lads
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>>64780270
>that pic
i don't know why im laughing so hard
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>>64780180
the 1990s
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Why did they blame Smith for that?
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>>64780293
>van Bronckhorsts
>City
>Bayern/Barca
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>>64780300
>too much toiler paper
i thought the koran said you had to use your left hand
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>>64780180

hockey
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>>64779984
What a fucking dumb system. This clearly gives a huge advantage to any team in an "easy" division.
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Why are they using Blue as a power running back he's a lanky gimp
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>>64780300
Flush in between, dummy.
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>>64780363
Like the Texans and Chiefs?
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>>64780363
Well. That team would get shown the door in the playoffs, were it really a shit team in an easy division.
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>>64780293

>Superb Owl
Patriots

>PL
Arsene Wenger and the Ozils

>CL
Barca
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>>64780300
Take four oblongs of toilet paper and fold in half
Wipe
Fold in half again
Wipe

Repeat
>>
>toxins
>offense
pick 1
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>>64780363
yeah, but its not like great teams are ever left out. at the very least the 6 best teams will make it, and even that's an extreme that's never happened.
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>>64780300
pop the shit round the u-bend first
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>>64780380
I learned this in soouth Korea the flushing power over there is complete shit I had to flush after every two wipes fuckin ell
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what is it that the QB's shout at the line, lads?

just sounds like they're always shouting "one-eightyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...HUT" with various numbers beforehand
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>>64780300

Don't wipe your shitty ass with paper.

Get in shower, spread asscheeks, let the water wash away your shame.

Now you have a properly cleaned butthole instead of one that you've smeared shit across with paper manually using your hand.
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>>64780471
its a snap count. Alot of the times what they shout doesn't matter that much except for when to snap the ball
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>>64780471
The "code" for the play they do.
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>>64780471
EVEN JANITORRRRRRRRRR
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>>64780471
color + number + hut
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>has Hopkins as wr
>uses him like some kind of meme-wr like Welker
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>>64780430

exactly
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>>64780293
>Bowl
Dat Bird
>PL
QT Foxes
>CL
MESSIMESSIMESSIMESSI


>>64780463
Surely it still means that good teams that have a harder schedule might not make it to the playoffs and therefore receive lower financial rewards.
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>>64780524
no its not stupid. that would be retarded
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>>64780555
And they get fucked over by their pick, so all is well.
>>
just meme my game up F A M
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LADS

it's great to be back in these threads
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>>64780510
>Be yuropoor with bidet
>Move to USA
>No bidets anywhere
>No one even knows what a fucking bidet is

Why though?
>>
HE LET IT SLIP
S
L
I
P
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Did anyone see Hoyer and Gerrard together recently?
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>>64780293
>owl
stillers
>PL
arse
>CL
bayern
>>
>just giving them the ball like that
ffs, even teboq had a win in playoffs, get it together texans
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>>64780676
no, probably gave the media the slip
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>>64780622

When I move to my own place first thing im gonna do is get one of those Japanese toilets. My ass has never felt so clean why is this not a thing in the rest of the first world . Wiping your ass with paper is archaic
>>
>>64780643
>>
>it's the end of the first quarter of the first game and you've finished the only bit of food you got in

time to just drink
>>
>>64780622

Once I traveled and experienced the glory that is the bidet, I could never go back to any other form of butthole maintenance.
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>>64780755
Can't wait for the owl desu.
24 nugs, a pizza, two or three burgers, some chocolate bars, various other shit, and a six pack of beer.
And a nosebleed the next day.
>>
Do you guys really not know hot wipe your asses properly or do you eat shit food where your doo doo comes out like sticky porridge
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>>64780735
I went to a sushi restaurant that had one of those. Spent like 10 minutes on their toilet spraying a warm water stream at my asshole.

I want one too, but I'd probably use it as a wanking aid.
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>>64780755
should learn to pace yourself for these games
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>>64780735
one of these?
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>>64780797
what's a nug? tendies?
>>
Kelce on an absolute madness this season
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>>64780838
Yeah. Chicken McNugget.
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>>64780869
nuggets≠tenders lad
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>>64780819
I've never felt so clean after a shit. It's kinda like being reborn. Now I now why Japanese people are prolific as fuck
>>
>>64780889
I have lived a lie
>>
Will any of you Euros watch the college handegg championship Monday?
>>
/sp/ - Wiping Techniques, Nugs and Football
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>>64780797
that's a lot

mine is usually a bag of cashews, bag of potato chips, bag of dried mango with chilli powder and some tea
>>
>>64780938
no
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>>64780938
Some of my mates follow it. Bama fans (actually went for a few games too)
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>be sub par divegrass player
>become GOAT handegg kicker
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>>64780961
Yeah I didn't feel too hot after that last year. Also cold Chicken Nugs are the worst.
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>>64780797

>tfw cheeky platter from Iceland
>have to start drinking cheap energy drinks after each beer from 3am no matter how late I get up on the sunday
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>>64780293
Cards
Lestah (more realistically Arsenal)
whoever wins Bayern-Juve
>>
>>64780993

The GOAT kicker was missing half of his foot
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>>64780902
Cost like 5k though. I wonder what other settings they've come up with. The one I used had a massage setting or something but I couldn't read the moonrunes and the images weren't clear.

>>64780961
Ever had a fresh green mango dipped in chili flakes and salt? GOAT snack
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>>64780914
My sister tried ordering mcnuggets at a BK when we were little and the assistant kept going on about how they have chicken tenders which are better, she ended up not wanting them because she was convinced mcnuggets were superior
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>>64780993
Cairo Santos aka I would def cop him in fm just because of his name

>free kicks 19
>long shots 20
>>
>>64781009
o fuck
invite me please, I will bring Syrian specialties
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>>64781037
My research has got me a linkup in skorea which would end up at about 2k or something
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>>64781044
I just looked up what tenders actually are.
I still prefer the McNugs.
>>
>>64781067
it us bow that hárd to get to hull
>rotterdam
>Board ferry
>visit mauled
>???
>profit
>>
>Don't wanna turn the ball over
thanks john madden
>>
>>64778866
NFL to EPL comparisons are retarded considering how often they change due to salary cap but still
College to EPL comparisons are better somewhat
>>
might pop round to tesco's to pick some monster up for the later game desu
>>
>>64780993
They do make minimum money though
>>
game even exceeded my expectations of how boring it would be

feel sorry for you Yuros who stayed up for this
>>
>>64781307
Minimum concussion risk as well.
>>
>>64781307
sounds like the comfiest position though
>>
meme game
>>
>>64781151

more like
>rotterdam
>Board ferry
>visit mauled
>get fucking sparked out

Watching with /sp/ would be cool though, only one of my mates likes handegg and he bandwagons the Pats, which as a Colts fan is fucking irritating, but he is coming to Wembley to see them with me. Then it's whichever lads aren't at work on the monday, but they just chat shit all game.
>>
>>64781275
>College to EPL comparisons are better somewhat
This is true, but there's still not great. There's ~8 college bluebloods and it's hard to squeeze them into the English Big 4
>>
>>64781342
It's only 23:25 on a Saturday night here
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>>64781342
it's only half 10

if the later game is shit though I'll be pissed off
>>
>>64781359
comfiest is 3rd string QB, never play a snap and make money just carrying a clipboard
>>
>>64781373
i still have those pictures of you
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>>64781307
At least he doesn't get his brain smashed every time. How is this sport even accepted in the USA? Its absolutely retarded to have 12 150 kgs niggers hitting each others with their helmets
>>
>>64781423
i like longsnapper as well.
>>
>>64781355
http://www.nfl.com/videos/cleveland-browns/0ap3000000390434/Antonio-Brown-kicks-Spencer-Lanning-in-the-face
>>
H U E Z I L
TOXINS 0 - 1.8 CHEFS
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>>64781543
I said minimum, not none.
>>
>>64781383
There's about a 6 to 1 ratio
>>
>>64780993
Penaldo to NFL when?
>>
>>64781619
more like bring Beckham out of retirement
>>
>>64781619
Tsuuu
>>
>>64781484
and then you fuck up one snap in your career and everybody laughs at you forever
>>
>>64781484
too much risk involved, they can still bullrun you and can break your spine. that aside, you'd still have to block and for punts, run downfield and make a tackle.

there's also a risk of snapping early or too high/low which could cost you your position
>>
Nice catch that.
>>
Hopkins is gonna be Texans' Megatron
>>
A THING HAPPENED
>>
come on texas, for fuck sake.
>>
Watching game pass on the telly via chromecast is comfy as fuck
>>
>>64781732
Hoyer will make sure that doesn't happen
>>
Who are we?
THE WILDCATS
Who are we gonna beat today?
THE WILDCATS
>>
>runs that have no business being over 5 yards going ten times that

oh yeah
>>
>>64781732
He's a bust
>>
JJ MEME
>>
>>64781732
>>64780551
Yeah but there's this
>>
>tfw on over 40
*sweats*

>Houston meming hard
>>
L0O0P0LOL0OL0L0P0PL0P;
>>
fucking memes
>>
>>64781732
>tfw he lost to your high school team
>>
MEME DOWN FOR WATT
>>
terrible playcall.
>>
>being unable to pass
>>
>memes
Hope those faggots fumble.
>>
What a meme play that was

>Vince Wilfork
Yeah, looks like he will fork a lot.
>>
>>64781908
This desu. Should have had Watt passing it for massive memery.
>>
>>64781908
this toobyanist famalee
>>
>being unable to score
>>
>houston
>>
>MEMESTON MEMES
>>
Jesus Hoyer
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>>64781917
int works too
>>
didnt really follow texans this year, but holy shit this is terrible
>>
AND THATS THE BALL GAME

see you in 3 hours
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REEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCK YOU HOYER

STOP THROWING THE FUCKING GAME

RUUUUUUUUARRGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>
>bring the actual QB back on
>makes a worse play

OPIOID INDUCED CONSTIPATION
>>
BRAZIL 6 + KANSAS 7 - TEXAS 0
>>
>Thinking it's over
>Not remembering who is coaching the Chiefs
You now remember this game
>>
When was the last shutout in a playoff game?
>>
>>64782230
I did now remember it. That was a mess.
>>
>>64782236
I think the Panthers blanked the Gnats in 05
>>
Is this the year KC's playoff streak ends?
>>
You have to have both feet on the ground for it to be a catch?

What a shitty rule
>>
>>64782217
Thank you Huezil, you are my greatest ally
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>>64782230

That game man. Sorta glad Luck didn't get rushed back at all, though it is a season off his development into the GOAT
>>
>>64782311
Both feet have to touch the ground once before you go out of bounds for it to be a catch. I think it makes sense
>>
That was a catch, the one foot was still on the ground when he caught it.
>>
>>64782311
it would be a catch in college
>>
if each goal is worth 7 points how does the one team have 13? very confused here
>>
>>64782425
7+3+3
>>
someone started posting CP in the main thread so I'm migrating here
>>
>>64782410
I agree. The officiating has been complete rubbish, both on the pass interference calls and this challenge.
>>
This is shit, fucking Hoyer I would've thrown 3 TDs by now
>>
>>64782410
Nah, his toe had lifted off
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>>64782511
I bet you could throw it over em mountains
>>
fucking kek, it keeps happening
>>
>HOYER
>>
BENCH HIM ALREADY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>state of texas in charge of having qbs
>>
>the Shitty of Houston
>>
>This Texans QB
>>
>HOYER
>>
>>64782562
I need to watch that again, thanks for that I laughed
>>
starting on the shots, lads
>>
>Hoyer the Self-Destroyer
>>
The Texans have like 3 mediocre QBs instead of a decent one and backups, they should try one of the other ones.
>>
>4 turnovers in 1 half

Hoyer is absolutely garbage
>>
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Why don't teams just sign Tebow if they make the playoffs with a poor record?

All he does is win
>>
How do Americans cope with the adverts? Can we not watch the fucking game?
>>
>>64782562

Uncle Rico was living the dream, bet he got loads of fanny in that wagon.
>>
>>64782801
>adverts
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>>64782791
They're afraid of what Tebow magic would do to the NFL.
>>
>15 Gig for $100
>this is an offer and not extortion

American mobile phone adverts always make me laugh
>>
What are those white things that hang from their pants for?
>>
>>64782801
the ads are a bit much, but the sport has lots of natural down time. they show every second of relevance on the broadcast, they just elongate a decent proportion of the natural stops.

there are 2 manufactured stops as well, which is hogshit.
>>
>>64782875
cock sleeves
>>
>>64782801
Gotta say, if not for viasat streams, id probably kill meself if i had to watch sky britbong adverts all the time.
>>
>>64782801
The ABC stream was pathetic.

Or whichever one it was that had the opioid medication constipation advert
>>
>>64782875
Dick covers
>>
>>64782855

>Brock won't even get a chance to be added to this because of Peyton

Feel bad for the guy
>>
>>64782896
British adverts are infinitely better than American ones Vitaly, and you damn well know it
>>
>all these commercial advertising high data caps

lel, why do they accept this shit
>>
>BOOOOOOO

it's over lads
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>booed at your home ground
>>
>>64782950
Yeah mate I feel ya. Although I have to admit I'm happy at having yet another chance to laugh at playoffs Peypey.
>>
>>64782898
That one was just ridiculous
>Are you addicted to opiods? Ask your doctor for these industrial strength laxatives!
Jesus Christ America, sort your shit out
>>
D I T K A
>>
>>64782958
Nah, murica is all about fuckyea ford f-150 and food. UK ads are almost japan tier retarded but with ugly people.
>>
>>64783012
Looking forward to some of these half time ads though desu
>>
>>64782950
>Brock wont even get a chance to be added to this because he was shit against the Chargers
Fixed that for you
>>
>>64782868
mobile data rates are fucking retarded
internet rates are fucking retarded

welcome to the usa
>>
>>64779545
nah, he'll just be hailed as a hero who died doing the thing he loved

will essentially become a canonized martyr

oh god if it happens to a vikings player there will be some real cringey shit about how he's gone to valhalla
>>
How do Amerilads feel about Coldplay doing the Owl HT show?
>>
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>You will never mess around with the Sky analysis screen

Woe is me
>>
>>64783078

>it costs a decent amount of money to get the internet on my FUCKING PHONE in the middle of nowhere

also, britain is a tiny island so it's very easy to have great, cheap cell service.

i'm 22 but even i can appreciate how far we've come. it's like bitching about your expensive your hovercar is.
>>
>>64783225

I swear half of the time it's pre-rendered though, so no matter where they click it does the right thing.
>>
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>cuck islands of inbreeding
>>
>>64783275
but there's no reason someone living in san francisco should pay the same rate for mobile data as someone in bumfuck, montana

also, the fact that they don't offer unlimited data rates anymore is pure greed.
>>
>Americans literally have Spanish ads on their tvs

jesus
>>
>>64783275
The only reason the prices are what they are here is because they have it monopolized, nothing to do with anything else since the government has given them money to improve their infrastructure and they didn't
This place could have the best net in the world for everyone but it chooses not to, that's all
Moving to Europe desu
>>
>>64783349
Brilliant British Comedy
>>
>>64783275
> britain is a tiny island so it's very easy to have great, cheap cell service.

It's very hit and miss out in the countryside

Also, Bernie Sanders is a complete mong
>>
>>64783349
>not watching american stream
>not enjoying weight loss ads
>>
>>64783357
I was confused by that ad, that was the first spanish ad I've seen before. It was just for the spanish ESPN saying that they'll have the superbowl in spanish though.
>>
>>64783413
couldn't find murican ace
>>
>>64783413
It's literally weight loss ads mixed in with political messages
>>
hd stream for my euro brothers
http://zunox.hk/zunox1.html
>>
>>64783413
followed by 3 fast food commercials.
>>
>>64783453
the political stuff is only in some areas. i'm in california which has literally zero chance of voting GOP so we never see any political ads at all

just cars, medicine, food, and mobile phone ads
>>
>>64783350
>>64783373

some britfag on 4chan said "wow mobile rates seem high in the US," and you're just running with it.
>>
>those two guys standing there awkwardly commentating
what
>>
>>64783450
What do you need Ace for?

>https://video-cdn.streamup.com/app/gstreamstv123s-stream/playlist.m3u8
Play this in VLC or Potplayer, it's better quality and Murican.
>>
almost threw another int, jesus christ bench him
>>
>butter fingers
>>
>>64783578
they sit down when the camera isn't on them
>>
>>64783676
It still looks silly.
>>
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Which team is Hoyer throwing for again?
>>
>>64783589
Thanks but It's almost a minute behind and ace is 60fps.
>>
Hoey looks like he's about to cry
>>
>>64783692
>somehow not intercepting that
KC doing everything to keep Houston in the game
>>
>>64783692
absolute madman
>>
>>64783729
rigged la.
can't have it be to boring when none of the teams have loadsa fans to get big ratings
>>
>>64783589
clueless guy here
VLC keeps crashing when i try to open this, wat do?
>>
SMITH HOLY SHIT
THAT FLINCH
>>
great run by smith, wow

wait

BRING IT BACK LOL
>>
ALEX VICK
>>
>make a great run
>has to be pulled back

kek
>>
SMITH = GOD
>>
WATT JUST DIED LADS
>>
is smeth elite?
>>
>>64783794
I don't know why that happens. Try potplayer.
>>
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>>64783881
nah, he just needed a quick burger break

>>64783794
>not using CCCP MPC
>>
>>64783861
>faggy whiners went with kapershitter instead of based smeth
>>
>>64783904
smeth
>>
>>64783904
romo
>>
Alex "Vick" Smeth should've been given that run. What a heartbreak.
>>
A THLETICISM
A RM STRENGTH
A UDIBLES
A LEX SMETH
>>
Seriously though, how do I get into this sport? I have no idea what is going on desu
>>
>>64784015
AUTISM
>>
>>64784030
just watch it.
and read up on the rules on wiki when something unusual happens.
>>
>>64784030
listen to podcasts to get immersed in the sport
>>
>>64784015
>audibles
what does that even mean
>>
MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY IS A TERRIBLE ACTOR
>>
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>>64784030
>>
>>64784030
they have 4 tries to make it to the yellow line
if they make it, they get another 4 tries to make it to the next yellow line (which is placed 10 yards beyond where they got tackled)
make it all the way and you get 6 points and a chance to get 1 or 2 extra
if you don't make it, you can kick the ball to the other team, or kick it through the goalposts to get 3 points
>>
RIP ankle
>>
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Any eurobros staying up for Steelers v Bengals after this as well?

Shit is comfy as fug
>>
>>64784152
Yessir. Also JJ ded
>>
>>64784152
stop watching gay porn m8
>>
>>64784152
i'll probably stick around.
if it starts similary to this one, the fuck it. let's hope it wont.
>>
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>Getting a cheap hit on a guy when he's already down

Ban this sick filth
>>
>RIP Maclin

fug
>>
>>64784152
absolutly. it's the hype matchup of the night
>>
Why is Jim White interviewing Tom Brady?
>>
>>64784152

Yeah I'll make a new thread
>>
>>64784152
yes, I might have to make some coffee
>>
>>64784152
u gon get sleepy
>>
>>64784228

I've Never Played Football Before: The Post
>>
>>64784228
it's the chiefs, what did you expect?
they exclusively hire bitch players
>>
>>64784243

My inside sources say he is signing for Liverpool after the offseason is done m8
>>
>Maclin crying
Damn. RIPIP
>>
>>64784279
>>64784228

>zero percent chance of injury

no
>>
>>64784243
Newcastle United have launched a surprise £20 million bid after being rebuffed by Lacazette
>>
>more than half of the points in this game came in the first 10 seconds
>>
>nigga stealing the flag
>>
>Texans
>>
>>64784078
>>64784100
>>64784130
Starting to make sense. Thanks

>>64784079
I might try that too, thanks
>>
game over
no way this shitty texans offense is scoring more than 6
>>
S
M
E L I T E
T
H
>>
>>64777745
>I wonder when the first London Super Bowl will be. Before 2030?

Hopefully soon. Holding it in Europe would be great for the league, more Euros might tune in since the time difference wouldn't be as bad. And it's not like it makes much difference to Americans where it's held or what time, we set the entire day aside for the Super Bowl anyway.
>>
HEUSTAN GETTING SUPER RAPED

PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS
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>Pushs someone
>Personal foul
> Supposed vontact sport

>mfw
>>
holy shit, are Texans really going to end this game on 0?

they're terrible
>>
What constitutes a rookie? First year in the NFL?
>>
Fuck me, Matt "no need to score TDs when the defence will" Hasslebeck and the Clots would ahve been less embarrasing for the AFC South.
>>
>>64784282
>>64784346
How many draft picks are included?
>>
>>64784445
yes
>>
>>64784432
nah, they'll score a field goal or two in garbage time
>>64784445
yes
>>
It's over. Texans are one and done.
>>
>>64784427
Hands to the face is a red in rugby too m8
>>
>>64784445


>Simple Definition of rookie

>: a first-year player in a professional sport
>>
>>64784432

still, it would be fitting
the whole AFCS is fucking horrible
>>
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S
M
E L I T E
T
H
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Is Alexander Smith elite?
>>
>>64784488
>>64784402
dubs confirm eliteness
>>
>>64784507
no
>>
>>64784479

Hand-off to the face isn't illegal, as long as its not gouging at the eyes.
>>
>>64784488
>Rodgers in KC attire.png
>>
>>64784462
Newcastle willing to part with a third and fourth rounder with the money. The Pats could draft two white receivers with those.
>>
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>>64784507
he does have some of that based Space Jesus blood in him
>>
>Literally actually playing Darude - Sandstorm intentionally and entirely unironically in your stadium
>>
Do we want a new threads lads or shall we ride it till 404?
>>
Who does the winner of this match play?

Te winner of Steelers-Bengals?
>>
>>64784553
Yeah but away from the play it is, like the called penalty. You can handoff to the face on offense too.
>>
>Houston
Can you just...call the game? This is sad.
>>
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>>64777581

These are pretty cool.
>>
holy fuck the texans can't catch for shit
did they ballboy take the game balls to the bathroom and smear them with grease?
>>
>>64784578
You need seven seventh rounders before Belichick would even consider it
>>
>>64784618

Buncos or Patriots depending on the result in the other Wildcard

Buncos play the lowest ranked team, Patriots the other
>>
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>>64784618
Either Patriots or Broncos
>>
>>64784618
Highest seed vs lowest seed
2nd highest seed vs 2nd lowest seed
>>
Does KC stand a chance against the Pats?
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>>64784633
>>64784633
>based Chief Seattle
fucking awesome
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>>64784614
not worth a new one
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>>64784636
That was a dreadful throw, don't blame that on the guy not making the catch.
>>
>>64784624
Need to sell dem Watt shirts.
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>guy at NFL headquarters has a direct feed to the ref's headset
literally rigged
>>
>>64784730

Nah, be awkward then for Steelers/Bungholes too
>>
>Alex "Extending Plays" Smeth at it again
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>>64784673
>Seahawks-Cardinals rematch
Yes please
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>>64784718
that old man looks retarded
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Ouch
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>>64784621

Granted, the rules of the game say that.

However in reality it depends on the severity and whether the ref or TMO spots it.
>>
Can you just get the ball and kick it between the posts to get a point mid game ?
>>
>>64784803
underrated post
>>
>>64784646
How about signing and trading every Rutgers football player?
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>players that whoop, holler and pour some out for their dead homies when they make a sack at 20-0 down with 20 minutes to go

Literally why
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nice, though the super dark colors are stupid
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>that push
Kek. What a fucking retard.
>>
What are the chances of a wildcard getting to owl?
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>>64784839

You can drop kick it, where the ball bounces once and you kick it after that. As you can imagine they're very rare.
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>>64784901
needs silver trim
no homo
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>>64784873
to get the team pumped up you ignorant slut
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>Unnecessary roughness
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>>64784718
>>64784633
this one is my favourite
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>>64784901
not sure which one i like better
thoughts?
>>
>>64784908
seahawks, chiefs, and steelers are the most dangerous teams
>>
>>64784839
Theoretically yes
But it would be nearly impossible
>>
>>64784873

Because adding +1 to your Sack statline matters more than conceding points or winning games
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>>64784949
Id rather take %.
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NEW BREAD??????
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>>64784935

>TFW the 6 nations is less than 4 weeks away
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>>64784949
Seahawks will probably make it to the NFC Championship. I don't know if they can beat the Panthers though.
>>
>>64784990
Meh, this year about 33% for a wildcard team to make it I'd say
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>>64784913
>>64784961
Thank you both for the answer. I have another question, it says quiet offence in progress or something on the scoreboard, what happens if the fans keep on making noise ?
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>>64785016

This game doesn't deserve one mate.

We'll just let it coast into 404 and make a new one for the next game
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>>64785080
Good idea actually.
>>
Texans have been atrocious
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>>64785118
somebody bothered to make it, we may as well fill it with shitty posts and send it to the 404 as well
>>
>>64785080

Yeah fuck it, Get in here for a while
>>
No trolling bullshit aside..

Honestly, why do you guys insist on having your own Yuro thread?
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>be a jacked nigga doing pro sports
>get cancer
At least he's ok now.
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>>64785243
it's comfier, m80

>>64785080
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>>64785243
fuck off, it's running at a great pace
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>>64785243
Your threads are usually awful and too fast-paced.
And we can answer new people's questions.
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>>64785243
no spamming, moves nicely, actual discussion.
it's a comfy thread, yuro part is just a cover up. but dont tell anybody.
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>>64785243
I just like these threads more.
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>>64785243

>comfier
>less spamming of CP/shitposting/1000 posts over one INT
>more top lads
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