/trans/-the riddler edition

Bayern Munich defender Jan Kirchhoff is close to joining Sunderland, with the 25-year-old already in the north-east of England for a medical. (Guardian)

>Montreal Impact's former Chelsea striker Didier Drogba, 37, will retire from playing to join Blues manager Guus Hiddink's backroom staff. (L'Equipe via Independent)

Stoke's 26-year-old Austria forward Marko Arnautovic has turned down the offer of a new contract at the Britannia Stadium. (Guardian)

>Crystal Palace and Bournemouth are interested in signing 24-year-old QPR centre-back Steven Caulker, who is on a season-long loan at Southampton. (Telegraph)

Aston Villa boss Remi Garde could return to former club Lyon to sign 27-year-old striker Claudio Beauvue, who is on the transfer list. (Star)

>Norwich have put a £15m price on winger Nathan Redmond in an effort to put off Premier League rivals Crystal Palace, who are interested in the 21-year-old. (Mirror)

West Ham are considering a move for 21-year-old Grays striker Dumebi Dumaka. (Express)

>Tottenham are set to reward England midfielder Dele Alli for his impressive form this season with a new contract that is likely to at least double the 19-year-old's £10,000-a-week wages. (London Evening Standard)

Former Aston Villa goalkeeper Shay Given, 39, says the Premier League's bottom club should make signings in preparation for being in the Championship next season. (Talksport)

>>64735091
>PSG and Real Madrid will battle to sign Chelsea's Eden Hazard
>You can have him!
>No! YOU can have him!

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>>64735091
good thread

>>64735101
can't wait till this meme ends

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hazard is 25 today lads

wish him a happy birthday

compass film raisin javi martinez clock meat snooker guido?

If neymar leaves barca where will he go?

>>64735091
what is liverbilliards?

>>64735153
madrid/bayern/psg/city

drogba retired lads

>>64735123
based halal will take him off >our hands for 90 million pounds

>>64735153
he wont

>>64735147
North East Movie Dates TMobile Clock Liver Billiards Lad Question?

>>64735180
as what? he retired as a footballer long ago but still played

>>64735153
liverpool la

>>64735097
>Crystal Palace and Bournemouth are interested in signing 24-year-old QPR centre-back Steven Caulker, who is on a season-long loan at Southampton. (Telegraph)


no hes shite ffs

kalas might be going to QPR on loan

Wheres them rumours of El Sharawaay (whatever its spelt) to Bournemouth?

>Guardiola wants City to try to sign Barcelona playmaker Lionel Messi, 28, and defender Gerard Pique, 28, as well as versatile Bayern Munich player David Alaba, 23, and Juventus midfielder Paul Pogba, 22. (Sun)

lol? Pogba is the only dude he really could get

>AEK linked to N'Zogbia and Agbonlahor
Wow, are >we able to sign EPL rejects now? TYBPoyet.

>>64735164
german dont pay moon prices

any updates ___ ___ liverpool situation?

>>64735341
theyre 99 pace on fifa

>liverpoop literally paid for some slav teenager to fly to liverpool take a photo and fly back home

>player signs contract
>leaves mid contract to coach at a midtable premiership club
lel mls is such a joke

>>64735359
Well, we are lacking in that department, good to see Poyet has a safe scouting group judging players via Fifa.

>>64735341
Gabby is a hero

>>64735120
>>64735123
i made both of these images
>tfw i have finally contributed to the world

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SAFC Transfer News Today:

>Arsenal old boy Bendtner could sign for Aston Villa or Sunderland this month
- Bild

>Bournemouth and Sunderland are both interested in signing Queens Park Rangers defender Steven Caulker
- Daily Mail

>Sunderland will continue to monitor £7million-rated Olympiakos full-back Arthur Masuaku, they are not expected to try and sign him this window
- Sunderland Echo

>Blackburn Rovers struggling to meet Sunderland striker Danny Graham's wage demands
- Shields Gazette

>Jan Kirchhoff in North East for Sunderland medical
- Shields Gazette

>Sunderland were tracking Peterborough United's winger Marcus Maddison in the summer transfer window
- Peterborough chairman, Darragh MacAnthony

>West ham to beat Everton, newcastle and Sunderland to £10m-rated Championship full-back Sam Byram
- Shoot

>>64735341
How is Poyet doing over there?

>>64735419
>Bendtner

>Cristiano Ronaldo is set to leave Real Madrid in the summer, with Manchester United and Paris St-Germain keen to sign the 30-year-old Portugal forward

lel why? He's quite clearly done.

>>64735419
>Sunderland will continue to monitor £7million-rated Olympiakos full-back Arthur Masuaku, they are not expected to try and sign him this window
Masuaku won't be leaving for a championship team desu. I'm pretty sure he can get into a high-tier French team or a midtable PL team should Olympiakos decide to cash in.

>How is Poyet doing over there?
Too early to judge. He's experimenting with various formations but not much has changed since he arrived. He'll be judged on the transfers he gets/fails to get this window.

>Cristiano Ronaldo is set to leave Real Madrid in the summer, with Manchester United and Paris St-Germain keen to sign the 30-year-old Portugal forward

There is literally 0(zero) chance of him going to united to play boring football under van laal

>>64735449
>van Gaal keeping his job until the summer
lel

>>64735091

BAN TRANS THREADS
DONT REPLY TO TRANS POSTERS

Seriosuly lads, come on, 99% of this is just made up bullshit, please stop entertaining this.

>>64735419
>Jan Kirchhoff in North East for Sunderland medical
>leaving Bayern Munich coached by Pep Guardiola for Sun'land coached by Big Sam
JUST

Also what ever happened to the Lamine Kone deal. I thought he was locked in.

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>>64735463
It's apparently still in the works, just taken a back seat to the Kirchoff deal. Need as many defenders as >we can find, one of them has to be at least not shit.

Imagine trading Bayern and Schalke, champions league football, Guardiola and Di Matteo, nothing to worry about - to go play in Sunderland. The lad wants his head seeing to.

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>>64735445
When he was with >us the football he started out with was very good, like a cut price tiki-taka. Unfortunately it didn't last and I think the 8-0 Southampton game ruined him, started playing solely for draws and after conceding which was inevitable to happen with the defence it was sure >we were going to lose.

Would like to see him do well as a manager, the cup run and following escape were among the best times I've had as a fan.

do sky sports seriously get some of their transfer/player data from Football Manager?

>>64735592
There are clubs and professionals who get their player data from FM.

>>64735592
>>64735621
because FM have real scouts that go out and check out the players and compile profiles on them

http://www.bvb.de/News/Uebersicht/Adnan-Januzaj-kehrt-vorzeitig-nach-Manchester-zurueck

Januzaj confirmed for going back to United.

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>liverpool have 10 fit players
>they have to play again tomorrow

my sides

>>64735849
>yfw Gerrard returns to help out for a few games

Join the /trans/ discussion at webchat.freenode.net channel: /sp/

>>64735834
what a flop

>Bild believe that Matteo Darmian is unhappy at Manchester United and could be looking for a move away from Old Trafford. The German paper say that Bayern Munich could be his next destination with their own right backs all 30 years or older.

>La Provence claim that Radamel Falcao could be set to cut his loan spell at Chelsea early and return to Monaco for the rest of the season.

>Remi Garde has stated that he would like Arsenal's out of favour right back, Debuchy to join them for the rest of the season

>>64735881
>returns just in time for the United match at Anfield
>Stamps Herrera again after 46 seconds

FC Schalke 04 @s04__en
BREAKING: #Draxler moves to @VfL_Wolfsburg for a club record fee. Details to follow shortly

do not tattoo me

>>64736016
rapist pig

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Tfw you're having a bit of smalltalk with your cleaning lady about current events and she suddenly says "all muslims should be exterminated". Crazy old hag.

>>64735091
>Cristiano Ronaldo is set to leave Real Madrid in the summer, with Manchester United and Paris St-Germain keen to sign the 30-year-old Portugal forward. (Telegraph)

Hasn't this been the "news" for the last 3-4 seasons? Why would he even go back to United? Seriously, the british press just make shit up when they have no news

BREAKING

Dave Hockaday has been SACKED by kidderminster harriers

>Louis van Gaal has terminated the Belgian's loan at Borussia Dortmund after he played just 160 minutes in the Bundesliga, and he could even feature against Sheffield United

KEK

>>64736078
>Dave Hockaday

literally who

>>64736082
how on earth do united keep spending so much money and have such shit players, its been like 200 million over 2 seasons now

>>64736078
>lost 16 out of 26
why now? Did they wait for him to have a good Christmas or something

>>64735488
>>64735463
Hes made 6 appearances for Bayern in like 4 years. There is no CL and Pep for him he's been at Schalke for years. He's obviously after them EPL wages

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>>64736082
>le better than sterling man

looks like chief keef tbqh

>>64736090
Can't sack a family man like Davey before Christmas.

>Nathan Jones: Brighton coach appointed Luton Town boss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOFbFgeLtr0

>>64735091
Northeast up grapes Martinez clock liverpool situation?

who /gills/ here?

looking forward to a comfy game tonight desu

>>64736156

Nah nothing today.

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cuntinho out for a month
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/35251948
>using bayernliga training methods in the Premier League
;p;

https://twitter.com/Everton/status/685088591119314945?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

tarashaj confirmed

>>64736340
was this really worth a twitter update?

if muller and bale said fuck it i dont want to play here anymore, how much would they cost? and which team(s) would pick them up

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Post your team's season so far

>Chelsea

>>64736427

Bale wouldn't go for less than the 100m he cost.

>>64735427
PSG is where done players go.

Man United just need to replace Fellaini once the elite of Serie A finish their scrap over who gets to sign this fantastic prospect.

Safe to say Serie A is dead

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>>64736431

>Manchester United

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>>64736431

>>64736442

You think his value has gone higher?

I feel like Madrid would be lucky to get what they paid for him since his value as a player has gone "down" with the way they have been using him. But then again these clubs has so much money so they probably would pay like 110 for him. I feel like he's worth 90-95 at the moment if he really wanted to leave.

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>>64736431

>Newcastle

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>>64736431

>Chelsea

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>>64736431

>manchester city

>>64736443
>PSG is where done players go.
Wut. Apart from Ibrahimovic who is still their best player at this age, VdW who has been replaced already and maybe David Luiz who was never that great to begin with, who else would you consider done?

Their transfer policy has been pretty good so far, they bought both big names in their prime like Thiago Silva and Cavani and upcoming players that could develop like Verratti, Marquinhos and Lucas. All while still giving some playtime to their youth like Rabiot and Augustin.

>>64735205
I guarantee you that Chelsea will regret selling Hazshit.

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>>64736431
>Liverpool

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>>64736082
Leave Adnan Januzmeme to me

>>64736486

>You think his value has gone higher?

No, it's not that. Perez won't want to look like he made a mistake so he wouldn't accept less than what he paid. Man Utd would pay that in a heartbeat anyway.

>>64736523
I'm kidding but seriously, it's a place where people go to get paid lots without trying. The league is already won before they turn up.

Unless they surprise absolutely everyone and somehow win a champions league nothing meaningful can be achieved.

>>64736523

Rabiot has not played that much and has been vocal with his complaints about it

>>64736598
He has played 13/19 in Ligue 1 while not being a starter, I understand he may want to play more but he can't realistically expect to start every game over Matuidi/Motta/Verratti.

>>64735881
>inb4 slip against chelsea at anfield

>>64735091
ne up dates javi martinez
two liverpool situation?

makes no sense

>>96

>>64736340
>has to stay to complete his national service
Pretty rare for footballers to do that desu.

>>64736849
I was doing my army service last year and for a period of time I was at the same camp with a footballer. Fun guy to hang out but he was such a fucking diva.

>>64736867
I just did civil service. 6 months of hanging around innawoods chopping down trees and fixing mountain paths.

A lot of the footballers here do civil service or nothing at all, and just take the financial hit.

Jermaine Jenas officially confirms his retirement from football

any updates on the javi martinez to liverpool situation?

>>64737016
The kit man is just ironing a shirt for him to hold up in the press shot.

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>>64736431
>Chelsea

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any updates on the GF to anon situation?

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>>64737312
Party not aware that any bid had been in place.

>>64737312
Apparently the player in question doesn't want to play for a midtable side in the Real Life League.

>>64737312

anonsports can exclusively reveal that a bid of "a date at Frankie and Benny's" has been rejected by Potential GF.

>>64737384
Were gf's wage demands not met?

>>64737312
reports claim he's failed the physical.

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>>64737346
>midtable side in the Real Life League
If only that were the case

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>tfw big transfer deals are much more sparse in the January window

I just want to see some money roll

>>64737557

anonsports sources suggest that whilst the unusually high wage demands WERE met, GF felt that the overall package was not attractive enough.

>>64737620

Aubameyang to Arsenal is going to be the big one. £50m.

I can't believe anyone wants to sign Fellaini

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>>64736431
>Liverpool

>>64737783
Really that bad? Liverpool has a chance at winning the league cup, and the 4th spot is only 6 points away

would Fabian Schar be a good fit for United?

Also, it's over. Board going to continue backing LvG. No Ancelotti, no Guardiola, no Mourinho, no Ronaldo, no Bale......gg

>>64737842
He's not been doing great at Hoffenheim really. Though he's done better under Stevens.

>>64737798
It looked doable but in the past week, Coutinho, Lovren, Toure and Ibe have all picked up injuries.

>>64735463
>>64735488
Kone deal off according to Sam and the irate Lorient vice president.

Not making many friends this season.

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>friend called me at work to say he's got me a ticket to see DA BLADES at Old Trafford on saturday

so happy chums

>>64737917
Don't think I'm ready for THE MAGIC OF THE FA CUP™ yet

>>64737917
£41 or something silly isn't it?

£36.50 for Sunderland reserves against Arsenal reserves

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>>64737970
>£36.50 for Sunderland reserves against Arsenal reserves

>>64737970
Sounds better than Sunderland first team.

>>64737970
I'm paying him £40 for the ticket, yeah.

since costa and oscar cant keep their hands off of each other, who goes where?

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Rate my OC image lads

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>>64737917
Try as I might I couldn't get one. Hopefully the match will be 0-0 and I can go to the replay.

>>64738054
haha, injuries ^^

>>64738053
?

most undervalued defenders in the prem??

>>64737598
lmao xD lol underbratted

>>64738129
Shawcross, Fonte, Ward

>>64737312
deals off

anon fc are trying to hijack liverpools javi martinez transfer as a replacement

>But if Jurgen is listening, I didn't mean to upset you or criticise your club in any way, I was just giving what I could see as as maybe one of the reasons why we get injuries.
kek "big" sam has gone full cuck mode

DONE DEAL: Coventry City sign Joe Cole on a free transfer until the end of the 2015/16 season.

>>64738129
monreal

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>>64736489
>Newc

>Pep won't go to a multi-team league without his safety blanket

>United's 365m war chest


THE FUCKING CALIPHATE OF THE BRITISH MEDIA

Is Dele Alli the new Jermaine Jenas?

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>Jack "'England's future' every year for the last 6 years" Wilshere
>Arsenal

>>64738196
He should have had a better career from his skills.

>>64738315
He's the new Andrés Guardado

>>64738315
Alli actually does stuff rather than score random blooters every few years

>>64738346
>scoring midfielder
>not-scoreing midfielder
>comparing

>>64738259
?

>Arsenal have made a £45M bid for Aubameyang

>curtis made permanent swansea manager

their only hope is 3 teams being worse than them

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>>64736431

>Arsenal

>>64738521
m8 they still have a better team than half the league, they just need Gylfi to be back on form.

If pep goes to city united should get pellegrini

>>64738346
>muh stats

things like opta and squawka need to fuck off

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alan curtis

>>64738587
except pellegrini is shit

>>64738589
>i don't like stats because they say things that i don't want to hear

>>64738611
>My opinions on footballers are based on cherry picked stats

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>>64735341
>AEK in champions league next year
>probably gonna sign some aging old star who's still capable playing in greece, just like PAOK got berbatov

feels good

ozil is the definition of a stat babby

So did Bielsa tell them to fuck off or is he coming in the summer?

Where is 190cm these days?

>>64738595
Who Whotis?

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>>64738650

>thiago silva is 31 years fucking old

holy shit wtf
he still looks like a babby

>>64738658
>>64738617

>Eden Hazard has made up his mind to leave Chelsea but he will not be sold this month.

>A club insider said problems started when Hazard and Jose Mourinho's relationship broke down earlier in the season and added: 'In his head he has already left. It would take some U-turn to keep him.'

or

>Eden Hazard will ignore interest from new Real Madrid manager Zinedine Zidane until he finds out who will be taking the permanent job at Chelsea.


Yeah Hazard, go to the babby league where you will score to your hearts content because everyone in spain is shit

>>64738715
I almost feel bad for Hazard. He's injured and people hate him because they think he was faking it, newspapers print a story and people hate him because they believed it.

>>64738734
Yeah, like it was his fault that Mourinho's bullshit just gets old after a while

I don't think he purposefully sabotaged Mourinho, at most he was simply passively demotivated (if that makes sense)

>>64738715
>because everyone in spain is shit

Three quarters of the Spanish league table would manage just fine elsewhere

>>64738346

dele alli has probably played more games since august than jack wilshere in 8 seasons

Who should Chelsea get this winter?
United?

>>64738924
can't see chelsea getting united mate

>>64738703

Kek, thought he'd killed himself when the monk meme ended.

>stats don't matter in football
lol

>>64738650
>Berbatov
>playing
Pick one. I just hope Poyet can persuade EPL rejects to lower their wage demands to realistic levels, I'll be perfectly fine with that.

>>64738924
Chelsea's priority should be a manager.

>>64738940
He posts in brit now

>>64738703
>literally zero people responding to his bullshit anymore

kek

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> Didn't even play a football match
> Gained 3 points

How does the rest of the league even compete?

>>64739179
que?

Reus to Liverpool when la?

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>people don't think yanited will win the league this year

Lukaku to Utd. p much confirmed lads: http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/manchester-united-news-transfer-rumours-10697034

>>64739179
>3

>>64739204
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-35252205

>96mph
FUKKEN DISRESPECTIN THE 96 WOP CUUUUUUUUNT

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>>64739231

>>96

Exactly how much money does Manchester city have? I find it hard to believe they can sign messi, pique, pogba, and alaba all at once and afford to do it.

Messi alone would be somewhere in the ballpark of 300 million wouldn't he?

>>64739267
Protip: it's bullshit

Hezbollah to Liverpool when

>>64739267
They've got the money to do whatever they want, but that doesn't mean that any of those players want to go there.

>>64739179

under rated post

>>64739267
I somewhere read he makes 115k per Minute.
City definetely have the money to pay for anyone they want doesn't mean anybody wants to play for them or that The other clubs are willing to sell

>>64739231
Leicester season in meltdown
Claudio will turn into Pearson and assault a linesman

>>64739179

Five points mate.

What was he even doing in Cambridgeshire?

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What is wrong with Redknapp's face?

Billic certainly improved with age

>>64738200
he said undervalued m8

>>64739601
>Billic certainly improved with age
you seen his hair?

>>64739601

He's the english Jack Nicholson

>>64739601
Car crash I think.

AUBAMEYANG TO ARSENAL ACTUALLY HAPPENING.

WENGER'S GONE FUCKING MENTAL.

>>64739701
It won't happen. nothing fun happen in January.

>>64739726

>yfw the league actually finishes like this

>>64739726
this makes me feel really good inside

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>>64739736
The bad guys finally lose

>>64739680
Yep:

>In June 1990, while in Italy to watch the World Cup, Redknapp was involved in a road accident along with Michael Sinclair, the chairman of York City, Fred Whitehouse, the chairman of Aston Villa and Bournemouth's managing director Brian Tiler, who died along with four other people. Travelling through Latina, south of Rome, their minibus was in collision with a car containing several Italian soldiers. Their vehicle was flipped onto its roof and skidded fifty yards along the road. Redknapp was doused in petrol and pulled clear of the accident by Sinclair. Redknapp suffered a fractured skull, a broken nose, cracked ribs and a gash in his left leg. Ambulance services arriving at the scene believed him dead and placed a blanket over his head. Unconscious for two days Redknapp was flown home two weeks later in a special air ambulance paid for by AFC Bournemouth. Though he made a full recovery (apart from losing his sense of smell and gaining a facial tic), he eventually quit Bournemouth at the end of the 1991–92 season.

>>64739755
Liverpool have lost since 1989 desu.

>>64739750
If we didn't already know Arsenal will spaghetti in the end it would make me feel really bad inside

I thoroughly dislike arsenal

>>64739790

fuck off and go back to making lovely chocolate please

>>64739579
Dunno. He lives in Leicestershire, so scouting maybe?

>>64739790
Better them winning it than City.

Apparently Tarashaj moved to Everton, because Rooney is one of his role models. So I'm guessing in a few years time he's going to move to United, have a few good seasons, then become extremely average.

>>64739823
literally who?

>>64739769

Wait why the fuck did Sinclair douse him in petrol?

>Liverpool interested in Ranocchia
lol it's like they are trying to keep theyr dfense shit

>>64739850
The current captain of Manchester United.

>>64739850

Wayne Rooney is Englands all time top scorer and captain of Manchester United.

>>64739850
The guy who moved from Grasshoppers to Everton today. Though he'll be at Grasshoppers until the end of the season.

>>64739874
>>64739875
HAHAHAHAH TOP FUCKING BANTER LADSS WAHEYYYY CHEEKY CUNTS!!

>>64739874
>>64739875
ayyy

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>>64735091
Lewandowski when??

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>>64736431

>>64738715
>eplel baby
lmao la liga rekts everyone in europe

Yfw Pep goes to Swansea to prove his worth

>>64739755
That's a big Pepe.

>>64739895
>>64739911
>>64739931
Calm down lad.

>>64739967
It's pissing me off all this speculation and no decision.

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>Mou in charge of fashion

>>64737737
I bet this is due to jewish nature of potential GF's agent.

>>64739992
he probably has alredy decided but cant tell it yet, just like last time

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>>64739969

>>64739755
>>64739726
>wanting arselel to win the league

disgusting

>>64740008
Swag at the time

Reports Lyon Accepted a £22m Bid for Lacazette from Newcastle

>>64740104
They really are using FIFA to scout players now

Jurgen Klopp's Liverpool are the most injury prone side in the Premier League.

The Reds have suffered 28 separate injuries since Klopp took charge, more than any other club in the league during that time.

It means that the German has had to deal with an injury every 3.2 days on average.

>>64740120
GEGENPRESSING

>>64740089
Nothing wrong with Arsenal as a club m8, I dont give a shit about fanbases because any fucktard will get upset with any fanbase but Arsenal as a club don't do much wrong in my eyes

I get tired of oil money clubs winning everything and I'm pretty sure everyone else in England agrees

>>64740120
not really, i mean Sturridge probably accounts for most and it discounts all the injureis teams like Arsenal, United, City and even Newcastle have suffered prior to the date
Dumb fact desu

>>64740149
Outside of rivalries I'm sure they do.

I mean who the fuck would want City to win over Arsenal, Leicester or Spurs?

>>64740089
Mp post, personally, was all about the symmetry involved in the names of the teams in the top of the table.

>>64740162
literally me. city has no fans and nobody wants them to win it, so itll just be forgotten and written off for another year. if those 3 cunts win it youd never hear the end of it for another 10 years

>>64740246
>If those 3 cunts win it youd never hear the end of it for another 10 years
That's football you mong

>>64740262
not if city win, everyones already forgotton their wins apart from agueros goal

>Man United have scored just two FH goals at Old Trafford this season, one being an o.g from Kyle Walker on the opening day of the season
>Their current worse tally was 11 in 13/14

>>64740299
MUH PHILOSOPHY

>>64740299
wtf is FH

>>64740350
first half you dafty

>>64740350
First half, I'm guessing.

>>64740350
Football Hanager

>>64740350
first half senpai

>>64740355
Oh so it's a complete meme stat

>>64740246
I'm pretty sure City have a lot more fans than Leicester. Even before the oil money.

>>64740370
Not really

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/35255694

>you now remember Anthony Knockaert

>>64740422
LEL he's leaving already?

Standard confirmed for bottom half of the table

>>64740422
wasnt he the lad that missed the penalty against watford for promotion?

Edit: Yes he was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPmZeHxWR58

which premier league team is going to buy Bradley Dack then lads? watching the gillingham/wigan match and he looks like a proper talent.

>>64740545
>check score
>wigan 0-1 gillingham

>wiggle

CONFIRMED
>Sunderland have completed the signing of Bayern Munich central defender Jan Kirchhoff.

Pep to Sunderland confirmed

>>64740587

wigan 0 - 2 gillingham now lel

this is probably gillingham's biggest match since that time they lost to manchester city in the playoff final.

>>64740545
Best player in league one?

>>64740617

i'd say so, yeah. young too. i could see someone like crystal palace snapping him up and loaning him back to gillingham for a season to keep him fit.

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leave getting sunderland relegated to me

>>64740532
You can't edit posts here you son of a bitch

>>64740104
Probably not true

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/35251948

>"Fitness coach Raymond Verheijen told BBC World Service Klopp needs to make games "less demanding" for his players, while chartered physiotherapist Sammy Margo says training may be to blame.

>"The instalment of the new manager is really relevant because hamstring injuries are often due to overloading, to pushing too hard," said Margo.

>"A large percent of injuries are brewing during training and then break out during matches. They need to look at the training and change their attitude and approach."

The entire Liverpool 'muh press' story is the biggest load of bollucks i've read, i've read deluded Liverpool fans before.

How do they account for Leicester?? Who are continously pressing, continiously chasing the ball with little posession, and repeating this every game over the last season. Even during the last half of 2014/2015 they were pressing, and have recorded just one long term injury in two seasons and that was an ACL. Vardy's missing one game for an operation cause he landed funny vs United, Schlupp is the only injury Leicester actually have with Vardy and James back for the next league game.

It's how well disciplined your players are physically, mentally, and whether you get lucky in the way you fall, or in the way you're tackled. Liverpool probably have unfit players because of how boring and useless they have been for the past two seasons. Meanwhile Leicester are pushed to the limit for 90 minutes every game and barely feel a scratch.

>>64740669
>He doesn't know how to edit posts on 4chan

Edit: You're a retard

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>>64740669
>he doesn't have a 4chan gold account

>>64740680
>Fitness coach Raymond Verheijen
Am I the only one who seems to remember that he's been called a shit fitness coach more than once?

>>64740680
It is absolute bollocks.

I can't remember anyone claiming that working and training too hard is the cause of the annual Arsenal injury crisis.

>>64740669

>he hasn't paid for 4chan gold

Edit: faget

>>64740680
Its about finding the facts to suit the narrative, especially since Leicester are so used to coming from behind
What about Spurs aswell, who also play hard and yet to suffer any injuries to major players this season

WIGAN WIGGLING

>2-2
>the fucking village of Gillingham

>>64740735
You've literally just repeated content there from the previous two replies to that post.

What the fuck are you doing lad.

>>64740669
>he doesn't support the site he spends all of his free time on
shit-tier

Edit: pleb

name a player more overrated than angel di memea

[spoiler]you cant[/spoiler]

>>64740851

Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang

>>64740851
Giroud.

>>64740801

how the fuck are gillingham and burton fucking albion top of league one

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>>64740801
>Wigan genuinely have a player called Donald Love
You are now aware that GTA III will be 15 years old this year.

>>64740882
go to bed

>>64740880

i stand corrected

>>64740727

Loads of people have said this, although Jermaine Jenas claims it's because of how hard the sand based pitch at the Emirates is.

>>64740913

in an hour mom

>>64740697
He's a fucking moron.

>>64740882

Gillingham have one season in ten where they get a few great (for the league) players at once, and somehow get promoted, hang about for a season, then fade back into total obscurity. This is looking like being one of those seasons. IIRC, last time it happened, they also had a giant-killing FA Cup run, so look out for that next season if you're a betting man.

>>64740912

They've also got one called Max Power.

>>64740912
Hello. My name is Donald Love. You are listening to a Love Media Station. Enjoy.

>>64740350
Forehand.

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>>64740422
> Brighton

Why Knocky? :(

>>64740851
memey alli

>>64740948
>They've also got one called Max Power.
Even post-Martinez, they can't stop being a meme team.

>>64740953
Ooh, that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.

>>64740680
Leicester had a pre-season. Klopp arrived in mid-season and and just changed the approach in training completely.

>>64741018
>Leicester had a pre-season

Yeah, fucking Thai 'women' and getting your best manager in 10 years sacked for non-footballing reasons.

Great pre-season.

>>64741034
I'm talking about training and adaptation of the players to a certain regime, why do you even have to bring this shit?

>>64741010
I still listen to Chatterbox on youtube every now and then

gta 3 hits me harder for nostalgia than almost anything

>>64741034
That was a blessing in disguise and you know it.

Pearson fluked survival.

>>64741088
also pearson was a sour cunt and i'm glad he fucked off. hope he never shows his face in the premier league again

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>>64740968
Was the right time for him to depart dear friend.

>>64741034

>tfw i watched that video
>tfw i felt bad for the thai girls

why are humans so mean :(

THE LITERAL FUCKING STATE OF GILLINGMEME

>2-0 lead
>lose 3-2

>>64741174

Just banter m8

>>64741215
[memes intensify]

if a premiere league team really wanted hernandez and was willing to pay good money and give him starting time, how much would he cost?

>>64741246
£20m maybe

>>64741246

Javier? £12m. Any more is a joke.

>>64739967

>Pep at Swansea
>Brenny as his assistant

Its coming home la

>>64741215
>90+8

what happened la

>>64741215
most dangerous lead senpai

>>64741304

Nothing major, just a few stoppages for "injuries", all added up. Was 6 minutes added on, but Gillingham spent an entire 2 minutes dithering about in the box before the ball kind of dribbled out.

>>64741261
>>64741274

you think arsenal would be crazy to do it?

>>64741365

If they don't get Aubameyang, yes.

was £49 million a good deal for Raheem Sterling? That's NFL Quarterback money for a 20 year old.

Why does man city have so much money to blow?

>>64741483
because arabs

>>64740861
>African player of the year
>overrated

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>Ezequiel Lavezzi's agent to meet Chelsea next week - report
They are going to replace Hazard with Lavezzi

>>64741491
I thought it was Real Madrid that was owned by oil?? Can someone please list the clubs that are owned by Arabs/Middle East/oil sheiks?

>>64741533

theres a lot of them and not all are really relevant

arent forest and sheffield united owned by arabs?

city and PSG are probably the most prominent ones

>>64741533
don't think madrid are owned by oil? madrid are sustained by a corrupt country/national football association

man city and paris saint germain are the main oil clubs

>>64741592
1860 Munich are too.

>tfw i will never be oil levels of rich

what is even the point in living

>>64741483
All the clubs in the Premier League have tons of money, you get 100 million quid just for turning up to your fixtures all season.

around what age do center backs start declining usually?

>>64741758
How long is a piece of string.

>>64741758
33?

>>64736486
talking out of your ass. Bale has been Madrid's best player this season

>>64741533
Arab money flows everywhere.

>tfw 24 and have to accept now that i will never become a professional footballer

>>64741508
tf are you talking about? Aubemayang has been the best BuLi striker this season

>>64741816
You misspelled Benz m8

>>64741835
Yeah. Which is why I was disagreeing with the guy calling him overrated.