stuff that happened today:
aubameyang cucks arsenal
ivo pinto to norwich
What the fuck even is Exeter's manager? A hipster? A wannabe cockney geezah? A tryhard?
Pic related, who the fuck speaks like that
Kek, people sure knew they'd met their match when they saw this retard on the sidelines
Vince Lombardi, an old NFL coach considered the GOAT by everyone, singlehandedly would win games for his team due to the power of his fedora that he would wear every game. This is science and cannot be disputed.
Used to live across the road from Exeter's ground while I was at university, went to a few of their games and they just played the most shit, uninspiring football. Had friends who did work experience with the club who had positive opinions of Tisdale, but this just confirms he's borderline fedora-tier.
Seriously, that total lack of self awareness to actually dress like that as a fucking league 2 manager. Kill me now
Also bonus spooky captcha, wtf. it's a fucking ghost
Conversely Belichik (the undisputed GOAT of the 21st century) dresses like this. Horses for courses, I guess.
That's only because the league is all about money now. He couldn't wear a suit and tie even if he wanted. Coaches are now required to wear official team merchandise at all times so the league gets free advertising on their shitty overpriced clothing.
>How do you make players feel they can beat anybody? That's why I wore a cravat for six months
>mfw Klopp wears the suit and we start the match 2-1 up
“I know Klopp really well, our cooperation was outstanding.
“He is definitely a very good coach.”
“I haven’t decided what will happen after the season.
“Everything depends on the plans of the new coach. I have not thought about my future much due to my recent injuries but as I said: nothing has been decided yet.
“I want to play. Everything else, we’ll see in the summer.”
Gotze to Liverpool status = habbening
Yaya Touré reacts angrily to not being African footballer of the year – reports
• Midfielder came second to Borussia Dortmund’s Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang
• ‘This is what brings shame to Africa’ Touré is reported to have said
Yaya winning would've been the worse outcome; he's had a pretty bad year for him. It speaks to the quality of African footballers that he was even nailed-on to be in the final 3.
>tfw Villa fan
>tfw worried about losing players when we go down
>mfw I realise we have no good players
> Leicester offer £14 million for Charlie Austin in the summer
> Greedy QPR wanted £15 million
> Leicester refuse and no more bids from any clubs
> QPR now asking for £7 million
> Austin wants to see out his contract instead
> QPR in charge of the transfer market
>"Eden is at Chelsea and thinks only of Chelsea. Even with Chelsea, he has ambitions yet. Win a title might be hard, but the top three is still possible."
>-Thierry Hazard; source: Times via Evening Standard
LMAOING at those who doubted Big Ed
Kramaric joined as soon as Vardy, Ulloa and Nugent hit form early last year.
Obviously since then, Leicester have had no need to drop Vardy.
Ironic that Kramaric chose Leicester over Chelsea because he thought he would get game time.
Because he's a dickhead in and out the field.I would find him funny if he didnt play for >my team or our NT, wich he wont be anymore so i dont hate him that much anymore .
>He literally still has time and talent to become elite
People have been sayinf that for 5 years now,he startrted regressing at 20
>He just needs an elite work ethic like Totti or something
too bad that is something that cant be learned, and surely not at 25y/o.He will be just another of those what if just like Cassano (them passes last game, so much wasted talent)
as annoying as they are, paddy power rustles a good scouse jimmy
Who are yanited signing lads?
I can see them looking at Embolo or Lukaku, to pair with Martial.
That or they'll put in a cheeky bid for Ibra. Wouldn't mind Pato honestly, stick him RW and try him there.
I can just imagine the meeting in the Paddy Power offices:
>So we mock Liverpool for their injuries. It'll be top bants!
>But they might get rustled about Hillsborough!
>Good point. Make sure it has absolutely nothing to do with Hillsborough whatsoever. Nothing at all
>Okay, boss. I've made the picture. Should I post it?
>Does it mention HIllsborough at all in any way?
>Good. Post it
I read some of his other comments about it, his reasoning seems to be that Africa should celebrate footballing achievements relevant to itself (Toure captaining IC to winning AFCON) rather than achievements elsewhere (Obama killing it in the BuLi)
I guess I can see his reasoning but he's still an asspained little girl
Embolo's said he's not going anywhere until the summer. He wants consistent playing time to go to the Euros, and he knows he'll get in the squad if that playing time is at Basel.
>Mauricio Pochettino has promised to sing a duet with Tottenham chairman Daniel Levy if the club win a trophy this season
>"What song? I don't know, maybe after we decide. It is true I promised I would sing in front of, I don't know who, but he needs to sing with me. Maybe in the stadium, yes OK why not? In front of our supporters
Sure, but Mikel won AFCON in 2013, yet Toure won player of the year that year. He didn't complain about how they don't pay enough attention to AFCON then.
Renato Steffen's about to move to Basel.