/hoc/ news edition

1st for wtf does >rags mean?

First for Sean

POILE ACTUALLY DID IT

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

2nd for
>rags

Fourth for Finland.

>>64726450
>rags

Columbus got absolutely hosed

How did the Kings get memed on this hard?

>>64726450
>rags

OP you forgot the Caps signing Richards

Jizzie PoopoopeepeeInaJarPee

Jesse Puljujarvi

Get it!

literally who traded for literally who

boring

>>64726421
>ignoring richards

Had to type fast to make an early thread i guess faggot

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BREAKING NEWS
TARASENKO NEW CAPTAIN

>January 6th- the day multiple GMs went retarded

Reminder that Dean Lombardi is the GM for Team U.S.A in 2018

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>kings

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>Forsberg-Johansen-Neal

>>64726506
I bet he's going to trade Kessel to Canada

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nice
enjoy joshitsen nashville

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>lose Mike Richards to the caps
>lose Slava Voynov to the feminists
>trade for washed up Lecavalier and mediocre defensemen
Its happening, Kongs are going down the toilet. They will lose in the playoffs this year.

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who /5thline/ here?

Tortorella
Seen the best from Ryan Johansen? "No, no, no. Joey gave us some good minutes the other night. I’ve been honest about it. I think he’s been inconsistent. Joey’s 23 years old. I know he’s been in the league for a number of years here, I think this is his fifth. He’s got a ton to learn. This shouldn’t be, it’s not a negative connotation on [Johansen] at all, and we’re going to teach him. And that’s what we’re trying to do. We make our call during the games no matter who it is, where they fit those minutes as far as that particular game. We thought Joey was going pretty well last game, so he got more minutes than prior games. That’s an open book as we start the game. For Joey, I think he has a ton to learn. The greatest thing about him is just his ability. He has more ability than a lot of players in the league. It’s trying to get him to get there all the time--to use that ability. And that’s a process. That’s a maturity level. And he hasn’t totally matured yet. The onus falls on us to try to get that out of him."
Does he understand that/relationship with you? "Yeah, I think he does. I think a lot of people around us, Joey and I, want to turn it into that, and listen, I make my bed with some of that stuff as far as the reputation I have, but you guys really don’t know what goes on in that room. Everybody makes these, you throw it against the wall and that’s what’s happening, and you shouldn’t. you shouldn’t know what’s going on in that room, so I don’t blame you. What I do have problems with is you just throw these thoughts out there and say that’s what’s going on when you really don’t know. But that’s your job (smiling), and it’s our job to handle it. And quite honestly, I like the kid. I think certain days we have great progression, some days it’s a step backwards. He’s …23…years old. The greatest part is there’s a ton there, and we’re going to try to get it out of him."

>>64726542
Enjoy Jones refusing to play for Columbus kek

>>64726463
only so many times you can watch a team get 40 shots on goal and not score anything. Its going to suck seeing Seth Jones because an elite defense only to see Johansen not amount to anything because he doesnt care or has already peaked.

>>64726546
JUST

>>64726542
>>64726533
Johansen will be great for Nashville, much like Carter and Gaborik for the Kongs

I kind of want to go Saturday to see how the crowd reacts. From what I've seen so far, Jackets fans on suicide watch

>>64726542
Shitlumbus has yet to develop a decent defenseman and Torts will run Jones into the ground.

>>64726574
Jackets fans on suicide watch

>>64726559
RYAN POOPHANSEN BTFO

>>64726565
become an elite defensemen

>>64726542
Thanks, I will. Enjoy a soft defensemen who refuses to score despite copious amounts of PP time.

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>>64726421
>you will never wake up to this sight

>>64726559
memed on

>>64726594
based

>>64726594
is he o. jokinen's son

>>64726612
all finns look the same due to heavy inbreeding.

If Steve Y could package Drouin and Carle somewhere without a lot retained retained I'd lose it.

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tortellini-less Johansen is closer to 1C than seth jones is to 1D

right now, it's preds getting stronger, colelbus still shit

>Play behind Josi-Weber
>Graduate to playing behind Jack fucking Johnson and Savard

JUST

>tfw the New York Rangers will win the Stanley Cup

>>64726594
he looks like Bieber

>>64726640
There's no way they don't play him on the first pairing.

can this not be just a thread of blow jobs and shitsville fans throwing flaming feces at each other

>Jaded figure skater, Ryan Johansen of CBJ traded for functional taurett's sufferer Seth Jones of Nashville

Jones wasn't on my radar that's for sure, but meh, i'm ok with this.

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>>64726649

https://www.nashvillepost.com/blogs/postsports/2015/12/3/poile_trade_not_part_of_predators_plans_for_seth_jones

>Published December 3, 2015

remember, never trust GMs

>>64726450
>rags

>>64726670
I will never be okay with losing johansen, he was the best center we ever had
This is going to be a tough next 10 years

>>64726612
no one knows. reports say he descended from heaven in a hockey bag wrapped in 1995 team finland jerseys to a small ice rink just outside ävkarleby where he was discovered by jari kurri and given to the puljujärvi family to care for and nurture until he would lead us to olympic gold two decades later

>>64726641
>RAGS
>HENRIK LUNDSHIT
>DICK RASH
>RYAN McDONESHIT
>FATS POOPERSMELLO

>RAGS
>RAGS
>RAGS

>>64726690
hextall had a press availability literally this morning and said trade talk was quiet

>>64726707
you will likely draft a meme fin to go with your meme fin GM

>>64726450
>rags

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>>64726641
>tfw

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> Want to read about my Oilers and forget about politics for a while
> Go check out the local Oilers Blog/Gameday site
> See this

Is nothing sacred ? And of course if you comment against it you're labeled a bigot.
And now I force it onto you.

>>64726719
You don't understand how hard it was for the jackets to lose their greatest forward ever, Rick Nash now it's going to be hard losing ryjo

>>64726639
I wonder if Torts runs Austin Mathews into the ground like he does all the other star players who he's coached.

>>64726659
You underestimate how shitty Tortellini is.

>>64726641
swedish goalies have never won the stanlee cup and never will.

diggity deal with it ragster

>>64726713
and there were bells... on a hill... but no one... HEARD THEM RINGING!!!

>>64726737
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaags

>The Columbus Blue Jackets traded center Ryan Johansen to the Nashville Predators for defenseman Seth Jones on Wednesday.

Explain why they would do this

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I AM DONE

I AM TIRED

>>64726729
FUCKING FINNS

>>64726663
Butthurt child Predators fan detected

>>64726755
I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE SOMEONE KILL ME
>>64726757
Help

>>64726769
but the blowjobs got hosed

>>64726757
>implying getting rid of Ryan "all you can eat" Johansen" wasnt a blessing
I don't think you realize how much Torts is cleansing >your team

>>64726722
Likely to maximize comedic effect.

>>64726742
he'll turn him into a middle6 defensive winger

>>64726780
24+ goals a season
60+ points a season
M8 he was our best

Tbh Seth doesn't deserve this. Should at least have sent him to the Oilers so he could suffer with his brother.

Is Seth Jones a bust or what?

Why would they trade him away?

>>64726780
this

>>64726797
hes not on pace for those numbers this season

>>64726805
>black people being liked
>the south
Pick one

>>64726737
"Should we Put Syrian Refugees Out On the Ice?" by baggedmilk

>>64726805
>Why would they trade him away?

Too many good defensemen and no good centers. No team needs talent like that on the third pairing.

>>64726780
Torts does nothing good for hockey teams

>>64726760
How much cucking can one Mongol nation do in a period of 48 hours?

>>64726833

Bigot.

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>>64726836

>>64726836
he has one more Cup ring than Alain Vigneault or Columbus...

>>64726737
Andrew Ference needs to hurry up and catch AIDS

Smart move by the Caps. Basically no risk there and with Beagle injured their bottom six needed some help. Playing on the top team in the league could get the guy back on track, produce a bit.

>>64726861
dude pound my ass Mehmet lmao

>Hayden McCool
>Whitby, ON, CAN
>1997-04-11
>C/LW
>"Prototypical power forward: skates well, goes hard to the net, chips in down low, and causes havoc in front of the net. Aggressive on the forecheck. Uses his large frame to his advantage; able to bully his way around the ice. (Curtis Joe, EP 2014)"

Can one player be more "good 'ol Ontario boy" than this?

http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=234483

>>64726421
>>Lecavalier and Schenn off of Filthy, sent to LA Kings where they can finally play on a good team
Yeah, if you're planning to give Vinny minutes, you aren't a very good team. Schenn will play well (er, as well as he can) on a team with a committed backcheck.

>TFW when the GM's go insane and Stan Bowman just sits back and lets everyone else meme themselves

Feels good man

When my favorite player is traded i like to turn on the shower and cry in the fetal position on the floor, I've done it today FUCKING BLUEJACKETS

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>>64726889
>His name is actually Hayden McCool

>>64726889
Not enough intangibles

>there are actually games tonight after all that memeing

wow

>>64726903

Thanks for Anisimov again! Worked out amazing for Chicago!

>Jones for Johansen


Did Poile go half retarded after taking that puck to the eye?

>>64726894
>Shithawks

Bowman doesn't need to do anything to make his team memier because they're already a meme team.

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>>64726903
>tfw my favorite player is traded to the kongs
at least its better than him ending his career on filthy

>>64726833
>"why syrian refugees deserve my season tickets" by baggedmilk

>IT'S 2016 I MEAN COME ON WHY ARE WE EVEN DISCUSSING THIS

>>64726450
>rags

Is it trade deadline day already?

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>mfw David Poile once again ripped a team off

How can one GM be so based, we stanley cup contenders now

>>64726976
kek, okay there senpai :^)

>Chiarelli sitting around with his thumb up his ass

It's like Tambo all over again.

>>64726959
stammer trade for kopitar when

>>64726953
>Designated Shitting Areas: Should we Put Them in Our Rinks? by cuckedmilk

>>64726780
torts is the worst coach in professional hockey
He is fucking IRRELEVANT in today's game

>>64726923
>implying saad hasn't been better

>tfw the Preds sign Stamkos in the summer too

Ron Wilson is a better coach than Tortorella

>>64726450
It's a menstruation reference

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>>64726993
We tried to tell you he's terrible. You didn't listen.

You thought he was responsible for 2011, when 99% of it was Jeff Gordon.

so pls gib Taylor Hall

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>draft franchise winger and waste peak by drafting busts(Filatov, Bruele, Picard).
>get swept the first time you qualify for the playoffs.
>Trade Voracek for a player that didn't even want to be there and trade him for nothing to the kongs.
>Turn down all the NYI picks in 2012 for low offense defenseman made of glass.
>Commit to an inconsistent Russian goalie made of glass.
>Trade for the worst contract in the league because the owner was too jewish to insure Nathan Horton's contract.
>Allow a coach with low shelf life to run the best centre you've ever developed out of town in half a season.

>>64727002
Buttmad Hongcouver fan detected

memes

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>>64727002
dont be mad because the only thing that will save your team is relocation

>>64727045
>implying Bob is inconsistent
Are you fucking slow

Johansen said he was memeing and read all the trade rumors

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>>64727041
>Wanting Taylor Hall

Jesus Christ Boston.

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>lelcavalier and worst schenn out of philly

YEAH BOIIII, Sexy Hexy keeps doing his thing

>>64727077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omZPhiT2PeQ

>>64727100
Are you prepared not to be the worst in hockey this year

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>>64726989
They were always a center away from being the team, now they have that center and they are the team to beat

No more stagnant goal games, Forsberg will be unleashed upon the NHL like never before and Weber and Josi will elevate their already godlike scoring abilities to valhalla

Prepare yourself for Ragnarok when the Predators come to hunt the rest of the NHL into destruction

holy shit hoc is worse than /nba/ these days.

>>64727077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udmbgthRoNA

:^)

>>64727115
Oilers haven't been the worst since 2011. They're just elite at lotteries

>>64727045
>Best player in team history is now a depth forward for the rags and is being outplayed by a Danish manlet

>>64727115
Fucking Columbus.

I guess we'll just have to take 29th.

>>64727100
ok then gib someone who's good in your opinion

>>64727121
>not watching the past two years

>>64727116
accurate post to be honest

>>64727138
That's McDavid.

Doesn't Seth Jones only have like 1 year on his deal? What if he just doesn't re-sign in a year?

>>64727153
Johansen has 1 year too

>>64727126
>suck Bettgoy off in exchange for lottery win every year
>"elite at lotteries"

Enjoy getting Matthews

>>64727151
well fucking obviously but you dont value any of your players because your team is shit

just give us someone that would be good on any team besides the oilels

>>64727158
yeah but Johansen must at least be happy to get out of a shitty situation with his coach on a bad team to a pretty decent team. And Nashville is more in win-now mode.

No one really WANTS to play in Lumbus and Jones will be in huge demand after a year. Seems like a pretty big risk for a team that is clearly rebuilding.

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>>64727049

>>64727153
Nobody will sign Jones after he has a career-ruining season with Columbus

>>64727172
Saad has been pretty good here

>>64726976

Poile is the GOAT GM. I live and MTL and they keep jizzing over Bergevin and his 3rd liner trades.

Poile makes these trades. He is the best.

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>>64727046
>>64727066
http://www.tsn.ca/the-john-tortorella-effect-1.416382
>mfw complete casuals think their opinions are relevant near me

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>>64727162
>drafting a spic instead DAT COCK

>>64727166
That's a pretty short list. I guess Draisatl.

>>64727172
He's RFA without arbitration rights, it doesn't really matter. Won't ask for more than like $3-4mil a year.

>>64727197
>he argues with Americans about hockey on a Yemeni wax sculpting website

>>64727204
>yfw Columbus flips Jones at the draft to edmonton and drafts both meme finns.

>>64727193
I'm convinced Poile is actually the Odin of the hockey world

Trading his eye for infinite hockey trading wisdom, he is now the all father of the NHL

>>64727197
>posts an article by an advanced stats queef
Just give up chink

>>64727228
>Edmonton
>ever trading for defense

>>64727237
>he actually argues against advanced stats
Wew lad I didn't think retards like this still existed
Look at this casual americaitlyn, bros

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tfw Filip Forsberg and James Neal both get to skate with a 1st line center now

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FUCK ALL THESE MOBILE GAMING ADS

>>64727250
>tfw I kill my self now

>>64727250
Forsberg gets to skate with a 1st line centre, Neal will just keep diving

>>64727248
>he thinks anyone cares about the opinion of someone from a country that hasn't won a cup since 1993

the best defense is defense

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>>64727197
i made this for you since you seem to like statistics

Atlantan here. Grew up rooting for the Thrashers. I am slowly getting back into the NHL. Who should I root for? Winnipeg (Thrashers)? Calgary (Atlanta Flames)? Someone else?

>Jones, Murray, Savard, Johnson & Werenski

Could CBJ actually put together a solid blueline next season?

>>64727326
To all bluejackets fans please raise a gun to our heads and squeeze the trigger

>>64727250
Forsberg-Johansen-Neal
Ribeiro-Fisher-Smith
Wilson-Jarnkrok-Arvidsson
same shitty 4th line

yeah?

>>64727334
Hongpooper on poopetual pooicide watch

>>64727340
>implying savard isn't glass
>implying jones isn't a pussy

>>64727326
The best goaltending is coaching

>>64727312
>>64727334
>americaitlyns have to resort to claiming wins by Canadians when they get BTFO by facts
Pathetic

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>>64727253
>finland's greatest export is mobile games
i knew it

>>64727340
>Johnson

BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the only defenseman with worse possession stats than him is Girardi. JMFJ is godawful.

>>64727337
Nashville is the closest team and they aren't bad.

>>64727363
Tortorella is American and Hongcouver is (technically) Canadian. Have you not got to geometry in High School yet?

>>64727337
Carolina and Nashville are closest to you, you might get their games

>>64727337
Winnipeg has roughly the same core of players from the Trashers days. Wheeler, Byfuglien, Ladd & Enstrom are still there.

For a local team you should look at Nashville they have just pulled off a blockbuster and could contend for a Cup this year.

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>>64727334

>@LukeDeCock

>Always thought Nashville's longstanding need for a No. 1 center made it a potential Eric Staal destination. Scratch the Preds from the list.

Thank god

hasb vs devils
>>64727391
>>64727391
>>64727391
>>64727391
>>64727391

>>64727383
>>64727380
>>64727369

Nashville is no risk of relocating right? I don't want to throw support behind a team just to have them relocate and sour the entire league for me for another 5 years.

>>64727389
Staal hasn't been a number 1 centre for a while now. Whoever overpays for him is going to regret it.

>>64727337
blue jackets f@m

>>64727376
Team was mostly Canadian, caitlyn
And I'm not a hongcouver fan.
Just know more about hockey than you

>>64727402
yeah they have good attendance, no danger

>>64726740
underrated post

>>64727351
It'd be Wilson-Ribeiro-Smith
Arvidsson-Fisher-Jarnkrok
then same shitty 4th line, Gaustad is good at winning faceoffs though and nystrom looks like every dad ever

>>64727410

Nashville it is. Thanks friends.

>>64726722
>GMs are memeing the media

I kek'd desu

>>64727405
I Thought all jackets fans killed them self

>>64727402
Nashville is pretty steady. 98.6% attendance

>>64727414
>Wilson-Ribeiro-Smith

The issue with this is that they're all bad defensively and Ribeiro can't win a faceoff to save his life. Good problem to have I guess.

>>64727419
Good choice

>>64727407
Then you would know that Hongcouver is a shit team that will NEVER EVER win a cup. Adding Tortelini was a vast improvement, he was the closest Vancouver has coming to touching a cup.

>>64727434
why would they? the blue jackets are elite now.

>>64727405
Jackets are relocating within 5 years, this season sealed it

He already said he didn't want a team in danger of relocating (Carolina and Columbus are in SERIOUS trouble)

>>64726933

And look at all the fucks I don't give. The rest of the NHL has to catch up to us. We're closing in on Dallas and we can reclaim the central by the end of the month

>>64727463
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

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>>64727461
this 2bh

>>64727461
Saad and the prospects are literally the only bright spots for Columbus

>>64727448
lel
He will never make the playoffs again.
He is an awful awful coach and even the dumbest casual knows this

yeah, CBJ won that trade. Johansen is a bum.

As a fan of a division rival, i'm glad to see that they effectively screwed themselves out of the Matthews sweepstakes.

>>64727505
They "know" this, but they're wrong.

>>64727521
ARE YOU A FUCKING RETARD

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>Players the Columbus Blue Jackets have Traded Away since June 2011" roster

lol

>>64727505
And you would be the casual to think that Vancouver isn't shit. Sure, the Canucks were shit with Tortorella but they're also shit now and they've always been shit.

>>64727461
The same reason they did heroin before they killed themselves. They lived in Ohio

>>64727556
Half of them aren't even good

>>64727556
kek, that team would be in the top3 of the league.

>>64727556
First 3 lines are really nice, but everyone else is shit

>>64727556
holy fuck that top line is bonkers

>>64727580
1st 3 forward lines*

Blueline is shit

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>>64727586
two of them were traded for each other

>>64727045
Why the fuck is there a hockey team in Ohio again?

>@CraigCustance

>Loser in the Jones/Johansen swap? Minnesota Wild. Division rival gets the center both teams needed and wanted.

C U C K E D
U
C
K
E
D

>>64727556
Some of those players were traded for each other

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>>64727556

>All around me are familiar faces
>Worn out places, worn out faces
>Bright and early for the daily races
>Going nowhere, going nowhere

>>64727627
yeah the point isn't that it's the team they could have had, it's just about the talent they let pass through

>>64727635
They didn't pass through rick Nash, he played 11 years here

>>64727561
You're literally obsessed with the cantpucks, Caitlyn.
We are talking about tortorella the worst coach in hockey

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>Bill Meltzer @billmeltzer 2m2 minutes ago
>Earlier today, Hexy was asked how Flyers can free up cap space. Said, "Ha, you tell me." Feigned having no inkling of any deal even close.

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>>64727612
Why the fuck are there any Hockey teams in Canada again?

>>64727718
You will never see the jackets there

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>>64727734

>>64727718
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Columbus_Blue_Jackets_seasons

What a great team.

>this salty as fuck blow jackets fan
Wew lad he is mad as fuck bros

>>64727777
I JUST WANT A STANLEY CUP
I just want some consistency

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>>64727777
Imply

>>64727777
quads confrim jackets are mad incarnate.

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>>64726889
>Hayden McCool

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>>64727813

>shit general made by a kongs fan
why even post in here

>>64727854
memeing gms, there was no time to be picky

>this Mike Cammalleri piece on Sportsnet

Fack, if Habs don't Cup this year, I kinda hope the Devils win to get him a ring. Always loved him as a Hab.

>>64727790
Torts will make sure your team is consistently shit

>>64727854
No reason to be so mad over an OP lmao

Columbus doesn't have any centers now though, do they just assume they'll get Matthews?

>>64727718
>tfw detroit on there 4 times
Are the ded wings the GOAT Canada cuckers?

>>64727949
no

>>64727948
They'd have to pick first, right? They could fall to 4th with the new lottery format

>>64726450

>rags

>rags

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Alright my fellow Syrupeans lets vote on this blockbuster. Who won?
http://strawpoll.me/6470004
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>>64728096
>no option for both lose

Jones is a bust and Johansen is a fatty that can't into playoff hockey

>>64728096
Cucklumbous getting BTFO

>>64727949
>1942
>1945
>1948
>1949
>1956
>1963
>1964
>1966

You have 1936, 1952, 1954, 1955. Looks like your being cucked ratio is 2:1. Enjoy. Let's not forget about all your coaches, players and GMs who were Canadian either.

>all up in your organization

>rags

>>64727718
>the jackets have never even made it to the scf
>lames, oilels, cantpucks, and snes all have in the span of their existence

fuck off try harder

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>tfw the Avs rape the Bloos tonight
>tfw the Avs based owner steals their NFL team

psshhh nothing personal kids

>>64728192
That's a lot more work that I did lad. I just looked at that list and saw them 4 times, didn't look up who played who or anything.

>all but 3 teams have made it to the scf
Jackets will never make it m8
Time to kill my self

>>64728096
>people unironically think Columbus lost by getting rid of Ryan "where's the food at" Johansen

>>64728340
Trade Bob for a young goalie might help since russians can't play for shit outside the KHL

>>64728352
>people unironically think that johansen is bad

>>64728365
>Bob can't play
Says the Canadian
CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING
He has had just a few ticks over 2.1 goals a game average for the past 3 years

>>64728367
>people unironically think Johansen is good

>>64728397
>people unironically think he is fat

>>64728388
>GAA
holy fuck check this casual out
Might as well cite his plus minus too, you complete and utter weenie

>>64728340
6 teams actually.
Jackets, Mild, Preds, Shorks, Jets, and Yotes.

>>64728416
Still, they all have good teams
Compared to the jackets
>>64728415
>implying There is a hockey equivilent to saber metrics
Don't forget his save percentage at .923%

>>64728388
Then why is he losing games then if he had over 2.1 goals a game average?

He's just like Varlamov, can't win games but people still think he's "good".

>Blues are 0-12 in SCF games.

>>64728460
Jackets don't score

As a neutral fan I think the Johansen for Jones deal is good for both sides.

Columbus gets a potenitally elite defense pair with Murray-Jones, and Nashville finally gets their number 1 center.

>>64728450
>using anything but even strength save percentage to evaluate goalies

casual as fuck

>>64728499
>implying advance stats help in game

>>64728450
>this complete casual
Just stop, Ohio
You will never understand hockey

>>64728488
This general doesn't care about coherent opinions. Restate your opinion as a meme, and it will be taken seriously.

>>64728512
>save percentage that measures performance over the majority of the game
>""""""advanced""""""

why meme like this?

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>playing NHL16
>GM mode
>draft a highly projected defensemen (from Ukraine lel) named Vladimir Chistov
>start the season, decide to check him out in an AHL game.
>he's super black
>Vladimir Chistov
>from Ukraine
>black
I just got memed on.

>>64728551
I get that too when I draft a player from Finland.

watching the icedogs at bulldogs

camera looks like lens has been coated in vaseline
there's a player named boston
commentators repeatedly dropping spaghetti
canadian "woman" updates viewers with hockey news

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>>64728551
Good goy

>>64728551
Just like Semyon Brezhev

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While I think the LA Kongs is a shit franchise with the worst fans in the league, I would like to thank them for taking Vinny off our hands

>Being able to clickspam votes in sportsnets votenow segement

>>64728627
forgot to post link
http://ohl-ham.cdnllnwnl.nlss.neulioncloud.com/nlds/ohl/ham/as/live/ham_hd_2000.m3u8
w-watch with me senpai

>Tfw the jackets will never win again, tfw no Stanley cup ever tfw relocation to a new city where they win the Stanley cup the first year
Fuck life

>>64728692
>belleville bulls
No. Fuck subban

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>>64728681
>shit franchise with worst fans in the league
>not filthy

>>64728579
>>64728635
>>64728636
Tbh he was shit on a penalty kill that cost me the close game so I benched his ass and will trade him while he still has high value.

>couldn't even handle the puck when it was passed right to him.
fuck this guy, someone else can develop this meme.

>>64728741
would you rather watch some echl or sphl games with me?

>>64728743
why are they choking out doctor phil?

>>64728788
I'd go see the Brampton beast play live to be honest.

>>64728808
Because spontaneous acts of violence are the only thing to do for fun in Philthy

If this turns into another Carter and Gaborik trade for the Kings I'm going to be laughing so hard.

Remember when everyone, including all of the media, was like "WTF Kings? Why would you trade for Gaborik?!"

And then he goes and scores 14 goals in the playoffs and the Kings win the cup.

>>64728860
Johansen is not as clutch as Gaborik.

>>64728860
Can't see Johansen making that big of an impact.

>>64728860
Schenn may be of some use as bottom pairing depth.

Lecavelier is goddamn fucking awful monkeyshit

>>64728902
>>64728936

Kings, not preds.

>>64728937
It won't be as big a trade I'll admit, but the Kings aren't looking for top line stuff from either of these guys. And who knows, Schenn might surprise us all.

>>64728860
Lecavalier legit looks washed up.
Maybe he wont be a "bad" player, but he certainly wont be a great one. Nobody thought Gaborik was totally washed up, most people knew he still had a few good years left when he was traded to the Kings. (hes still only 33 now)
I think you're more likely to see Lecavalier look like St Louis did on the Rangers last year than how Gaborik did on the Kings cup run.

Schenn is bad though, not sure why they think that will replace the void left by Slava Voynov getting the boot.

>>64728743
>getting choked by some scrawny asian guy

>>64728991

Well Greene is on IR and apparently done for the year. (Fuck you NHL for no suspension on Hedman for that hit). So they aren't looking to replace Slava, just Greene, on the bottom pairing, not number 2 like Slava.

And if Vinny can provide some vet leadership and even a bit of production it'd be great. Based on the quotes I've read from him from an interview earlier in the week he really wants to end his career with some dignity.

>>64728991
Lecavalier isn't bad, he just got stuck on a bad team and wasn't given ice time

>>64728460
>He's just like Varlamov, can't win games but people still think he's "good".
Lol what the fuck how is Varlamov supposed to win games with AHL defense in front of him?

t. Avs fan

>>64729074
>tfw the jackets still better than the flylels

>>64728979
Carter & Gaborik were impact scorers at the time of those deals, Vinny is nowhere near that echelon.

What the fuck is up with Canadians and Boston Pizza?

>>64729117
This is objectively true

>>64729074
No, he's fucking bad man.

>>64729074
Stop trying to force this meme

>>64729136
Probably better without johansen

>>64729144
No the flyers are complete shit and vinny isn't used to playing in the AHL
>>64729148
It's not a meme my angry filthy friend

>>64729136
Maybe bringing up Kerby Rychel too

>>64729074
he made every line he played on worse (even the 4th line). he was given several opportunities on the top line and made nothing of them. he's extremely slow, can't hit, and can't defend. he also can't score anymore either.

>>64729064
well...If I had to guess LA just liked Schenn because hes pretty big and has some goon potential.
Their general playoff strategy is to Goon everyone into submission so maybe thats their big plan.

as far as Lecavalier, I think average at best is about all you can really expect. Its hardly a replacement for Mike Richards.

In all honesty Richards on the Caps is the big news of the day. That move could be the difference between ECF and Stanley Cup. But time will tell on that one. Seems the Kongs and Preds are getting all the attention right now.

>>64729177
There's a lot of delusional fan bases here, but jesus christ kongs are objectively the worst

>>64729188
The 1st and 4th line aren't much different on the flyers, they're both complete shit

>>64726450
Rangers

>>64729212
luke schenn can make big hits, but he's also capable of making smart passes in his own end. he's a solid 5th/6th dman.

>>64729232
>I was just pretending to be stupid!

>>64729251
>trying to damage control this badly
Sorry there's literally nothing good going for the flyers. Too bad they won't relocate the team

>>64729212
The Richards deal could be the difference between the Caps going to the finals and Mike Richards being a healthy scratch every night

>>64729212

Richards was playing AWFUL for the last 2 seasons. The question is how much of that was the drugs and how much was the multiple concussions.

>>64729178
Rychel played well on the 4th line when he was up, hopefully this trade means he has a more permenant role

>>64729225
Their delusion has surpassed even detoilet now

>>64729225
>he thinks I'm a kings fan
I hate the Kings too but the flyers are beyond awful

>>64729275
>one way ticket to trickery town xD!!!!

>>64729286
Richards is probably still slow as fuck and will get concussed again, which will lead him back to having drug fueled orgies with Stoll and 20 sluts in Vegas

>>64729356
The flyers should take a one way trip to Quebec 2bh

>>64729353
And Vinny couldn't even make it on the flyers
Yeah you're a fucking idiot man

>>64729276
>>64729286
They don't need him to do anything in the regular season, they just need him to make a few good plays in the playoffs (which hes capable of doing) and they're golden.
Hes really just a depth player for them, but a depth player with a very high skill cap if hes not on cocaine.

Besides, LA is one of the drug capitals of the world. Of course he struggles to get off drugs there, drugs are everywhere in LA because you have celebrities with money and Mexican cartels with drugs.

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have the shorks relocated to Oakland yet?