/hoc/ look at the monkey edition

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>ducks
>cup competitors

Kings won the trade

2nd for Jones on suicide watch

soooo are we just gonna ignore Jake Allen's marvelous overtime play?

>>64732992
This 2bh
>yfw vinny finishes with 15 goals and 50 points

>>64732999
who?

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>>64732992
>a beaten down forward that is going to regain his stride like gaborik
>a decent mid tier defenseman

WHY DO TEAMS DO THIS FOR THE KONGS?

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>>64732959
You may post in this thread if your country won a medal at the WJC

Not so fast Canada and Sweden.

>>64732959
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARLLY

>still not talking about richards
buncha fags I swear

>>64733016
>expecting filthy to use logic
How long until the flyers fold?

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>yfw seth jones demands a trade or gets offer sheeted this summer

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>there are actually human beings out there that think Schenn is an NHL defenseman

>there are actually human beings out there that think Schenn is worth trading anything for

how did i end up on this planet

>>64733022
>they invented fourth place medals for sensitive americaitlyns

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As indicated by this post:
>>64733022

These people are not allowed to post here:
>>64733050
>>64733058

You are contaminating the quality of this thread. Please go to your containment thread located here: >>64732982

>>64733033
was literally for a bag of pucks, AND FLYERS KEEPING HALF THE SALARY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

whats next? they are going to find a place to unload brown so they can resign kopitar?

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> Lack played at his old home today
> Can't leave without visiting a taqueria first

Where can I get some killer tacos in Vancouver?

>>64733121
KIIVI

>>64733121
look at that fucking monkey

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>>64733137
Binland :D

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>>64733147
:D

>>64733192
Truly Finlands proudest moment. good job, I like when the home team wins

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>>64733121
KIWI
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>anaheim cucks

>>64733121
I can't see the monkey, do I need a bigger TV?

>>64733217
>shitleafs
>still BLOWOUT BOTH of the best teams in the pacific

why do we allow the pacific division to exist? just axe it all and give remaining teams a new draft with all the players

>>60272539
Claim this thread in the name of /hoc/
>>>/pol/60272539

>>64733243
The official rankings of the Pacific Division

>Kings
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>Power Gap
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>my beer league team
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>the rest of the pacific

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>>64733272
>implying /hoc/ isn't just blueboard /pol/

we just like to talk about our favorite hockey teams and spam anime women in addition to our racism and hatred for other countries

>>64733328
I don't like anime and I like all the other countries on /hoc/ except grease

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>>64732959
John Scott being an all star is fucking disgusting. He has no place in the NHL and probably does not belong in the AHL either. He should have never had the privilege of being voted for in the all star game.

There are several stars left off the ASG roster because of this incompetent wannabe 90's enforcer who is outdated and the game has left him behind. How the fuck does this guy get in over Crosby, Datsyuk and Getzlaf? These guys are world beaters and fucking John Scott gets in, that's outrageous.

Pic related: It's this fat fuck who weighs 300 lbs, and belongs on /r9k/ rather than playing hockey. This is all your fault 4chan.

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>>64733339
>he hasn't been on /hoc/ for a relevant (read: not juniors) international tournament

>>64733365
>getting mad at other countries over bantz and shitposting

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>>64733339
> don't like /a/
> still goes to /hoc/

>>64733346
>world beaters
>crybaby crosby
>grand pappy datsyuk
>baldy McCantscore getzlaf

id rather have an all star of all the goons, just some boxing on ice skates

>>64733346
>How the fuck does this guy get in over Crosby, Datsyuk and Getzlaf? These guys are world beaters and fucking John Scott gets in, that's outrageous

because literally nobody cares, not the fans or the elite players that have to play a meaningless meme game while they're buddies get time off

this is fucking great man. the all star game should from now on only be mediocre washed up never-weres. we get to watch meme hockey that's so fucking terrible it might actually be good and the star players finally get to fuck off for like a few days

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I love waking up to good news.

Who here is excited for a Capitals versus Kings final this year?

>John Scott on the All Star team
>Kopitar is not
When will this fan voting meme end?

>>64733428
only good thing about that for the kings is luke schenn. you better pray vinny retires after the season like he said he would.

Central and Metropolitan are so clearly the best all star teams its not even close.

>>64733462
> Muh Kopitar

They're not Bruins/Canucks tier yet, but I can't think of anyone outside LA who likes the Kongs. Accept the fact that people wanna see enforcers back and deal with it.

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Are the Devils elite?

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>john scott has 5 goals in his entire career
>one of them was against Bernier

>mfw John Scott is literally better than the entire Analslime roster

Lombardi got bent over by Hextall on that Vinny trade.

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>>64733217
Thanks for roasting the ducks Leaf anon. I'll see you guys at Saturday 4 PM at the Shark Tank.

What will the score be on CBC's Leafs Night in Canada game?

>>64733623
>bag of pucks for a pending ufa and a guy thats determined to make one last run for the cup that is retiring at end of season while still holding half their salary

wew lad, thought you canadians were knowledgeable about hockey

>>64732959
Lmfao i can't get enough of that monkey

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>>64733121

Just got off work

Am I too late to >kongs

>>64733759
lmao look at that fuckin monkey

>>64733759
Is that a real monkey? Why would he make a face like that

Fekin munkie

>>64733485
If he doesn't retire then the Flyers are stuck paying for half of him. Which isn't a big deal. He is pretty cheap and good enough for the 3rd line while Carter is out.

Schenn will be a great replacement for Matt Greene.

All of this paid 50% by the Flyers for a meaningless draft pick and a player Sutter was never going to play

>>64733346
It's not our fault leddit rigged the vote

pulju

>>64733487
Kopitar is elite. Can't Argue with the Great One, fag.

http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/gretzky-kopitar-just-behind-crosby-toews/

>>64733423
>>64733346

I'd much rather have a meme ass all-star game that was hilarious like the shit Ovechkin did last time, desu. Having a couple John Scotts could be pretty great if they have the personality to bring entertainment to it. I'm just worried the meme will translate to the All-Star Game becoming the John Scott Game.

>>64733894
> Implying Kopitar is as good as Toews and Crosby
> Implying Scott won't be the one to end Bettman's reign of terror and save the NHL

>>64733976
>kopitar not as good as toews
>crosby anywhere near the same powerlevel as kopitar or toews

>>64733976
>toes
>not a shitter
>croshasbeen

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>tfw your coach is trying hard to tank the team
>on which everyone is injured
>but you're still in a playoff spot

What the fuck is going on with the Pacific this year

>>64733838
>He is pretty cheap and good enough for the 3rd line
he's really not though. you clearly haven't seen him play in the last 4 years.

>>64734036
He's fine, he's just been getting fucked by having no talent to work with on the flyers

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I knew the flim flams were shit. But I expected more out of the "city" of Calgary tbqh. This poo hole doesn't even look like a city?

>>64734029

The cucks are finally getting exposed and their fans are finally realizing Perry and Getzlaff are SHIT leaders. Messier tier leadership in Analslime desu

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>>64734097

>This passes for a hockey rink in Calgary

top lel

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>>64734106
>Cam Fowler plays for the Ducks
>Ryan Getzlaf will never play for the laffs

Unfair tb᠎h

>>64734115

At least you managed to unload Kesler. Tip top lel.

>>64734097
> Isle of Mull, Argyll and Bute
> In the fucking UK

Too poor to come to Canada? Or too scared you'll get BTFO by us again?

>>64733346
The NHL stopped inviting Crosby and Datsyuk because the both habitually skipped the game and force the league to take disciplinary action.

how is bill kessel still an NHL player?
40 goal scorer?
That fat fuck can't even score 14 let along 40 playing on the same line as crosby and malkin

>>64734107
Canada thinking of muslims and rape as usual I see.

>>64734128
>Too poor to come to Canada?
Psst, I took the picture from the internet. I didn't actually go to the UK to take the picture ;)

>>64734133

Lidstrom's single career suspension came from him telling Gary no.

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>>64734124
>GM Of The Year Bob Murray traded actual NHL assets for the broken corpses of Ryan Kesler and Kevin Bieksa

I still don't understand

>>64734114
Those poor people. I hope they can swim at least :(

>>64734091
Well aren't you in for a nice little reality check!

Unless you really think the Kings needed a center that can't skate, win face-offs, or produce with sheltered minutes?

>>64734114
>>64734097

western canada is truly a desolate, unfriendly wasteland you should never ever stray near

>>64734158
You really like fantasizing about that stuff, huh?

>>64734172
Thanks for the warning friend.

>Rags

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>>64734176
>fantasizing

I'm just glad it's not my reality

You know, like yours

>tfw Swedes proliferating on the Nucks like an infestation of termites

God help them the next time they have to face Kadri

>>64733713
>Vinny will positively impact the Kings
Have you see him play? Schenn is the only redeeming quality of that trade on L.A's side and even he comes with many question marks.

>>64734176
Certainly don't send your top talent there as number one picks, they never come back

matthews only number pick cos he murrican. in the youth champs he was pretty shitty and ghost. pulju and laine owned and made almost history via points. so i think the only reason matties is number pick is becose he was born in the land of freedom for fries and burger.

pretty embarissing hypina player only because of nationality. kek

>>64734208
>still going at it
Oh, you poor soul.

>>64734218
>Sweden
>number one picks
Don't have to worry about that one...

>>64734220
>this mad Finn his meme busts aren't going to go in the top 3
So sad 4 u :'(

>>64734238
dont be m8 im brety sure theyll be first round picks. also matthews is a poor mans granlund

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>my team will never be composed entirely of good old ontario boys who then go on to win the Cup so Grapes can die happy

How much longer can he hold on?

>>64734235
>still going at it

I bet that's what you said about the aforementioned alley scene :^)

>wanting your top picks to go in the first rounds
It's like you want them on shit teams.

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>tfw first truly elite prospect since steve
>tfw first rookie to make ASG first game since steve
>tfw if the blue line finally gets fixed the future might not be too bad

icehockey is dumb

>>64734286
Go back to making my watch and pocket knives and being failures at F1

>>64734215
thats what people were saying about gaborik desu senpai

>>64734303
Gaborik was still an impact scorer at the time of the deal, look at what Vinny has accomplished in the past 2 seasons.

>>64734371
Been stuck on a shit team with zero talent around him

>>64734371
>2013-14 season 69 games 37 pots
>2014-15 57 games 20pts
>2015-16 7 games 1pts

kings literally don't need anything more than that from a bottom 6 center to be a threat. or are you just one of those salty people that thing kongs are shit and anyone thats on the kongs will be shit regardless

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Goodbye, old friend

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Why Caps?

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Reminder that the Pittsburgh Penguins goal horn is LITERALLY a brony anthem:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0-LLAWJI10

https://youtu.be/Fb54nDeLOtU

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is ron hextall god?

>>64735051
>Fucking Andrew W.K.

I remember when he did a 4chan /mu/ AMA.
He is pretty based.

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>>64735166
For always giving the Kings what they need to win a cup? Yep.

Just saw the news.
WTF are you doing Flyers?

>>64735490

You realize Hextall is literally brilliant right? After this season he just freed 18M in cap space for them. That's fucking incredible and even has a new prospect that has some promise.

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Where can I get this Nike hoodie?

Fuck Canacucks

>>64735315
>always

It's amazing that the ducks got blown out by the laffs and I'm not even mad because the chance of a play-offs spot still exists. Tyb shit division.

I wonder if the habs will trade for Drouin since he's a frog

>have to go to work
>brother has girl friends downstairs

might call in sick tbqh

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>>64736250
stop being a turbo autist, holy shit

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35249606

>Are you a better hockey player than Putin?

Yes

>>64736245
>price for drouin and stamcock

>>64734286
bischen homo

gib din pass ab

>>64736283
that goalie knew what he was doing not saving that shot

19-year old world champion of the world Antti Kalapudas is going in first round in this years draft.

t: finnish amateur scout

>>64734286
>ice hockey

who the fuck calls it this?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDbEX666G3Y

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>>64736317
>goalie stops that shot
>Putin sees is he can stop this one

Ansar Khan @AnsarKhanMLive 5 de jan

Holland said Pulkkinen (dislocated shoulder on Dec. 3) is about 2-3 weeks away from returning.

>Draft a Finn
>Busts and then gets injured

NEVER AGAIN

>>64736349
Pulkkinen peaked when he was 19, bust confirmed. There is always the other Teemu Pulkkinen if you want a redo.

>>64736366

no fuck you inbred retarded faggots. we drafted swedes and russkis and built a dynasty. started drafting fucking finns and look what happens.

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>>64736349
I'm happy to see him back, lad had 6 goals before he was injured, which was almost keeping pace with the blessed 4 at that time: Lar-kun, Goose, Tatar, and Abby (pbuh)

Not to mention, the pure memeing potential is well worth it.

>>64736284
Why would the Canadiens trade the best goalie in the league? Stamkos is pretty good but I think goaltending is more valuable at this point in the game.

>>64736284

Go back to HFBoards dumbfuck.

>>64736374
Saarijärvi looks good so far matey

>>64736380
>Price out
Montreal can get backup goalies to play well
>Stamkos out
Tampa is fucked because there's no other 50 goal scorer on their roster

>>64736407

>M-Muh triplets

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>beaners/armenians damage controlling for almost 24 hours now

top fucking kek

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>>64736396
That's good, haven't heard much about the picks lately.

Anyone know how some of the other prospects are doing, like Mantha and especially malkin lite?

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>only -30c and the refugees are already complaining

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GM of the year?

>>64736407
I'm just comparing the value of their positions. It's quite obvious you're a shit team without a good goalie. Scoring can be done by anyone. I understand Stamkos is an elite scorer, but stopping pucks is way more valuable.

>>64736474
KEEP IT COOL WINTER

>>64736474
KEEP IT COOL WINTER

>>64736474
I fucking love me some winter. It's part of being Canadian just like it is being Finnish.

>>64736474
Keep it cool winter

>tfw the front page of the Edmonton Journal headline was something like

"waves of syrian immigrants arriving, next one in two weeks."

RIP western world.

>>64736474
KEEP IT COOL WINTER
who am I kidding ;_;

>>64736721

Lel. You reap what you sow.

>Electing a sub teacher

>>64736731
>implying I and anyone with more than half a brain had to do with that.
Blame the retarded immigrants from Nova Scotia, NFLD, and Ontario

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>immigrants

>>64736747

>tfw Obama is smart enough to only allow 10,000 a year and only after they've been heavily vetted and gone through a ton of shit to be admitted

Feels good man.png

>>64736769
hopefully our savior Trump will send em right back :^)

>>64736769
>Trudeau is smart enough to allow in the Christian ones sponsored by churches and not allow any single men over 18

>Obama is dumb enough to let in 60000 illegal minors a year who he thinks deserve citizenship

>>64736775
he's North America's only saviour.
We're fucked here in canada, with the ridiculous inflation, low wages and low dollar. Hopefully he will save us
I know successfull business owners who have to move back in with mom. Everyone lives with mom at 30. It's pathetic how bad this country has become, and yet retards in alberta vote in NDP, and retards in the rest of the country vote in Liberal. Congrats on destroying your own country, you stupid fucks.

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>>64736775
This tbqh

You think Trump likes hockey? Will he annex Canada and put them out of their misery? Will that finally fix Canada's meme economy and with it the salary cap?

>>64736799

>implying we can stop the massive flow of dumb beaners from central america sneaking kids across and abandoning them

Tbqph aside from Mexico you could nuke central america and the world wouldn't change. Dirt poor, shitty ass country. No education. No skilled labor. It's the Africa of the Americas. Fuck them.

>>64736804
I wouldn't mind this at this point..
Living with mom is embarrassing.

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>>64736798
>beaners are still salty about hexy's dick in their mouth

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>>64736836

>>64736798
Kopitardashian, is that you? I haven't been on /hoc/ in years :,)

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>>64736852
yes sir

>>64736880

>Spencer

>>64736820
W A L L
A
L
L

Fuck Hondurans desu, they just walk around with those little meme rattails and act like they're cartel affiliated, even though they fled their home """country """ where every third person is murdered annually.

Mexicans can stay as long as they don't act like that, they aren't like those stinky smelly jungle spics.

That means you are safe for now, Kings fans.

>>64736880
Good to see ya friend
Anyone still around from like 5ish years ago?
I used to go by The Brain of Booth, if anyone remembers me
(Nobody) ;__;

>>64736887

First and second generation Mexicans are pretty god tier tbqh. Hard working, really friendly, willing to help you out if you need it, and make some fucking awesome food. Third generation has been utter shit tier though.

Who won the jones for Johansen trade? I think columbus won this one but only by a hair.

>stinky smelly philly cheesesteaks are still so mad right now
Have fun not even making the playoffs, faggots. Top cuck

>>64736899

Depends if Johansen stops being such a lazy self-entitled whiny cunt or not. Also Jones likely has a higher upside, desu. He's only 21 and defensemen usually peak late. He could potentially be really, really fucking good.

>>64736899
In my opinion both teams got better, but nashville won slightly looking at it right now.

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>>64736804
>Trump's face when he's surrounded by rags fans

Watch from 40:30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r81Be9Gsbag

tl:dw
>NYC is trying to build a outdoor rink
>it's a huge disaster
>months behind schedule and over budget
>Ivanka wants to go skating
>Trump takes it over
>fires the Florida engineer, brings in a guy from the Montreal Canadiens
>builds it
>biggest cost is demolition of previous shit
>Trump still manages it

>>64736906
Yeah but he's also a nignog
Costs outweigh the benefits

>>64736820
>implying we can stop the massive flow

If only you could build something across the border that would impede their progress...

>>64736889
not really sure the names are always changing so much

good to see ya too. /sp/ needs more panthers fans

>>64736906
That's my thought too. Jones is young and already showing a lot of potential. I remember when he was drafted I knew he was going to be good. No idea how he went 4th.

>>64736927

>Born in Texas
>Father is a NBA pro and current assistant coach
>Playing since he was 5 starting in Colorado
>Fucking got taught to play by Sakic

Back to /pol/ with you faggot. He's more talented than anyone on >your team aside from Jagr.

>>64736927
Shoo shoo bandwagoning cuck

>>64736935

MacKinnon should definitely be #1 in the draft. Bustak0v is finally improving. It seems like Jagr and the veterans in Florida are really helping him a shit ton.

Drouin is a walking meme though,.

>>64736889
GTFO bandwagoner

>>64736935
The Avs went BPA, Florida needed a big centre and Tampa wanted another MSL meme to feed pucks to Stamkos.

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Oh boy, more mega autists to add to the filter.

>>64736954

Steve is just playing the long con and sabotaging their team before coming home to GM for Detroit after Kenny retires tbqh.

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>>64736900
>implying us fans want philly to make the playoffs
We /Tank4Laine/ now
Also, you got fleeced in that trade. Schenn is a decent 3rd pairing defenceman who tries to force plays and causes a lot of turnovers. Then there's Vinny, who can't even outskate Eric Gryba lmao. Have fun with the garbage

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>>64736950
I'm sorry how many cups does your hew franchise have? How many playoff appearances? How many spics and nignogs are in Florida even know hockey's a sport?

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>tfw grandpa is on 9 % kidney support.
>tfw his wife, grandma has accelerated Cancer
>tfw mom has liver failure

wow what a year this will be.

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>>64733558
Kappanen draft when?

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>>64736965
Not very many, justifying my point
>nignogs

>>64736916
>they don't make ice in florida

Panthers BTFO

>>64736961
binland stop replying to sean pls.

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>>64736976
Sorry to hear that, I hope they'll be fine and that /hoc/ can be a decent way of getting your thoughts on other things from time to time in the meantime.

>>64736944
I thought jones could have gone 2nd but more realistically 3rd behind barkov and Mackinnon. Can you imagine if Florida had Ekblad and Jones? Fuck me that's a scary defense pairing.

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>>64736976

At least you retards finally look like a real hockey team.

>>64736961
Consider the following
>philly is shit
>coaches are shit too
>plus shit fans
And then there is the Kings
>great coaching staff
>mediocre players flourish
>great fans

This is why the Kings won the trade


Examples: Carter and Richards :)))

>>64736980
>this clutch for bill lessel
pens just won't stop

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>>64736976

>>64737002

>mfw the thought of Luongo with a good blue line in front of him and an offense that won't let him down

Fully_erect.png

There's nobody in the league I wanna see get a cup more than him. Fucking Hongcouver man.

>>64736980
You dumb fuck
P.S pay debnts

>>64737004
>Richards
Yeah I mean if anyone needs some oxys he's the MVP.

>>64737004
Lel, you realize the kongs got fleeced in that Richards trade? I suppose you wouldn't, since they literally had ZERO (0) fans before 2012

>>64736976
>mom has liver failure

from what? just a health issue? or a result of substance abuse?

keep on keeping on bro.

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>>64737000
thanks, islam, I'm glad some religion can have some sympathy unlike:
>>64737003
and
>>64737010
(even though I've never been to leddit besides accidental google searches)


As I was posting this he's in the emergency room, gotta go

>>64737002
Jones and Ekblad are both righties. And they wouldn't have picked another projected top pairing RD 2014, but a center to fill the hole at 1C.

>>64737048

I filled ur mum's hole with my 1C tbqh

>>64737027
Nope. That was a great trade. I hate niggers. Lombardi did good

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>>64737048
But they signed Bolland for 5 million.

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>>64737051

>>64737084
I guess this is the reaction when your team doesn't win that often.

Remember that time the Laffs drafted Schenn 5th overall?

Lel.

>>64737051
over/under 8 inches?

>>64737084
yeah we only win them every other year. MUAHHAHAHA

Reminder to filter any nations flag that has a fucking leaf on it

>>64737097
He's been a flyer for years m8. We got JVR for him which was absolute robbery.

>>64737108
Or the color yellow

>>64737111

That's still fucking hilarious to me. Homer was the worst GM the NHL had since Milbury.

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>kongs "fans"

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>tfw was away from home for 2 weeks
>tfw still able to watch games
>tfw browsed /hoc/ and /wjc/ from phone
>tfw have to go through the catalog to save all the precious memes

Kingsbro here, haven't been on in a while

Just wanted some Jersey advice. I want to get another Kings jersey, but (like before) I can't decide who to get. I really want a Kopitar jersey, but Doughty is also an option, then I could always go for the classic Gretzky

Pls halp

>mfw I downloaded NHL Legacy for 32 bucks (regular 80 in this shit country),
and after roster updtates, still no updates in Live The Life mode, which is all I play in this shit.
I'm playing in the WHL but I wanted to see how mcjesus was doing but he doesn't even exist. What a waste of 32 dollars

>>64737134
Blank jersey or bust

>>64737126
there's no way this is not a shoop

>>64737137
Did you actually expect it to be good? EA a shit

Haven't bought one since 12 or 13

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post yfw there's a game-worn Eichel jersey bidding for over $6000 on NHL Auctions RIGHT NOW

>>64737117

I think Nonis still takes the cake for that Clarkson contract. With the way it was structured with bonuses it literally made it buyout proof.

>>64737137
you do realize what NHL legacy is, right? it's just a roster update and marketed as such. they're not developing the game for last-gen anymore

>>64737134
Buy Doughty now. Kopitar when the new contract is official and Gretzky only if you are old enough to have seen him play.

>>64737137
I think he is in the AHL not WHL

>>64737141
>blank jersey
disgusting
Hows Willie Mitchell doing for you? I miss that guy

>>64737134
Gotta go with a Lecavalier jersey bro. He's gonna be a huge boost to the team's scoring.

>>64737117
Homer wasn't complete shit, his trades were pretty good usually (not counting JVR for Schenn) and he drafted pretty well. Had literally no clue on how to do contracts though.

>>64737143
https://www.google.fi/maps/place/Sarapisto,+37550+Lemp%C3%A4%C3%A4l%C3%A4/@61.3314234,23.7563801,14.5z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x468edd152e39a2e7:0x2600b5523c1989c1

>>64737158
Eh/10
He's our 3rd line LD, not much to report

>>64737158
Toffoli is another great jersey to get right now.

>>64737159
This 2bh

>>64737156
I only want to buy one jersey for now though. Should I risk it and get the Kopitar Jersey or play it safe with Doughty

The jersey i already own is a 2015 Stadium Series Toffoli jersey. I liked him a lot last year, thought he could really break out this season. Damn, I love being right.

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>>64737162
Tampere :D

hey did you save pic related?

>>64737152

Here's 10 reasons why you're wrong.

>Extending Leighton for 3.1/2
>Giving Chris 'Broken Brain' Pronger a 7-year deal
>Trading Simon fucking Gagne for Matt Walker
>Giving Randy Jones a 5.5m contract, then waiving him immediately, only to pull him back up and have him claimed by the fucking Kings while being stuck with dead space
>Signing Vinny at all
>JVR trade
>Trading Scottie Upshall for fucking Carbomb

Homer was straight up the worst GM the NHL has seen in a long time desu.

>>64737176
Maybe this is just the poor (not really lel) college student in me saying this, but
Save your damn money and stop making impulse purchases :^P
If you have a jersey already then that's all ya "need"

>>64737176
Go with Doughty if you want to be safe. Or wait a few weeks to find out about Kopi

>>64737117

>>64737161
This. Holmgren really fucked the team with the AMac contract and that'll probably define his time in Philly but other than that (no one could've predicted Vinny's falloff/Pronger's injury and Bryz was something Snider wanted to happen) he was pretty good. Just too many NMCs and overpaying for mediocre players.

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>>64737180
>Pronger to a 7-year deal
>trading for Matt Walker
>Vinny
Kek evry tim

>>64737197

Pronger was already old as fuck and busted by the time Homer re-signed him. The physical style he played his entire career really fucked him up. Giving him a 7 year was absolutely retarded.

>>64737200
>Gagne for Walker
You know how bad this trade was? Who the fuck is Matt Walker?

>>64737156
>>64737148
>>64737154
so after the regular season started, mcjesus still doesn't exist.
I did the updates and wtf? What a waste of 32 dollars. Thank god I didn't spend 80 bucks

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>>64737180
>Giving Chris 'Broken Brain' Pronger a 7-year deal

>implying he wasn't still god tier when they signed him

>>64737189
nah boi, thats not how this works

>>64737195
tru

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>>64737213

Doesn't even show up if you google him lel.

>>64737217

>Giving old players long ass contracts ever

Fucking retarded m8 and this is why you should never be a GM.

>>64737214
i have no clue i was just referencing
>still no updates in Live The Life mode
there are no more actual gameplay updates on last gen

>>64737180
>bryz

>>64737213
TRUST THE PROCESS

>>64737224
>giving old players long ass contracts
Sounds like Dean Lombardi is posting on /hoc/ today

Who should Oilers trade for who?
I'm too stupid and drunk to figure it out right now, so I thought /hoc/ could do it for me

Also, RIP Lemmy

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>>64737214
EA is shit, stop supporting them dammit

>>64737218
Just a thought brah

>>64737242

Nobody for nobody. Just have faith in the prospects and development. Maybe trade for a goalie that isn't shit finally.

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Hello, are any teams out there looking to trade shit players?

Will
@HeyMyNameIsWill

Bob McKenzie on @TSN690: In order for Tampa to trade Drouin to MTL/OTT, the offer "would have to be light years better than everyone else"

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miltä kapasten äiti oikeen näyttää?

>>64737212
Pronger probably could've played atleast 2 years more if Garbageovski didn't fuck up his eye.

>>64737249
i'm thinking weber for RNH

>>64737224
He played a total of 8 games with flyers before being sent down to the AHL and then he was done. Jesus what a fucking dumpster fire that trade was.

>>64737259
no shit

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i-it's just genetics
they didn't pump him full of drugs in america
that's just how his jaw naturally looks like

>Richards to the Capitals
Jesus fucking Christ, still can't get over this. The Caps were fine before, now they're going to force an old, washed-up Richards into the 4th line center role to do basically nothing, hoping to give him life.

Fucking pathetic

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>>64737260

>>64737242
>Also, RIP Lemmy

huomenta to you too

>>64737318
It's a 1 year 1 million dollar contract. The caps have literally nothing to lose. If he sucks it's only 1 million for this year. I honestly don't think it's a bad move. He might not be that great but he certainly provides leadership.

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>>64737332
no i meant the mom of sami and kimmo if they turned out looking like that with a father like this

>>64737257
Fags like you were saying the same when he traded for Gaborik

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>>64737333
That's probably an insult, but if not, huomenta to you too...
>>64737333

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Lmao

>>64737365
do you do anything but post on here

>>64737382
I havent posted on hoc since the summer.

>>64737365
ROB FUCKING FORD

THIS MAN IS THE FUTURE

I PRAY TO BIG JONES EVERY NIGHT

>>64737363
Gaborik was 32 when the trade happened and was still playing at a respectable level when the trade happened

Lecalvier is almost 36, hasn't had a decent season since 2012 and gets scratched for career AHLers

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>>64737364
I think it means "goodmorning" in finnish.
I implied you just woke up because Lemmy died like a week ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVFJrOlwdkw

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>>64737365

>>64737405
to be fair, Lecalvier has never played a decent season with the Flyers. His play dropped off right after he left Tampa, so maybe put him with somebody with competent abilities and he might turn it around

Eichel isn't even the best rookie in his draft class, but his jersey is going for 6k? wtf desu senpai

>>64737470
We shall see my friend

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>>64737479
forgot pic

>>64737480
I still don't have high hopes for Vinny. Schenn was a good pickup, now that Greene is out for the year.

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>>64737500
jaa eli hannu on aisankannattaja

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>>64737470
He's played top line minutes with Giroux and Voracek. He's had lots of chances to play on a very dangerous PP unit. Any situation you put him in, he's an anchor to his linemates. Gun to his head he couldn't win you a faceoff. Other things Vinny can't do:

>hit
>battle for pucks in the corner
>make smart defensive plays in his own end
>score you goals in any situation

Guy's a late bust, sorry bud.

>>64737349
This, tbqh, unless he brings a coke epidemic to the craps and ruins the whole team with it.

>>64737550
His career is on life support so if he had a brain he would be on his best behavior.

>>64737497
I think he could be an alright 3rd pairing guy if he was paired with someone okay. He was gone at the end of the year anyway so at least they got something for him. Obviously given his draft position and then the first trade for him two different (one of then Holmgren though) GMs have seen a ton of potential in him so there might be something more there.

>>64737576
His career is effectively done. He's never going to make money like he used to. He's won his cup and gold medal, I don't think he cares about playing anymore. Unless he's short on cash I don't see him playing much longer.

>>64737051
>>64737084
Why are fins so ugly?

>tfw all these autists are talking about millionaires making more millions and I'm stuck here making less than freeloader welfares make and my grandpa and grandma are on their death bed. fuck

>>64737611
the biggest wealth is making someone happy anon :)

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>>64737611
I just got 950 eurobucks from the welfare people for the simple reason of being broke (no disabilities or anything) and am browsing some weed to order online :)

>>64737590
He's 30. I would imagine he still wants to play hockey. Obviously he won't be playing any top line minutes or making 6 a year but he can still play in the nhl. I don't think it's a nice feeling going from Olympic gold and Stanley Cups to where nobody fucking wants you. I'm sure he wants to be a regular nhl player again.

>>64737497
Don't bully, that's all they have to be hopeful in Buffalel.

Just listen to how hard their play by play announcer loses his mind on this Eichel goal
http://video.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=2015020567-418-h

>>64737631
damn that one ugly dude.

>>64737634
His back is shot

>>64737611
Don't worry senpai, once Trump becomes emperor of the United States of America and Canada, I'm sure sending the freeloaders to welfare work camps will be on the agenda.

>>64737631
>kunnas :D

Reminder to filter any nations flag that has a fucking leaf on it

>>64737228
That contract was so bad
I'm a hawksbro but I sympathized with philly fans after they signed bryz.

>>64737744
Or the color yellow

Typical Lombardi not being mindful of the Cap.

>tfw no more chilluns hokkie to fill my day

>>64738051
Get a job son

rip in peace
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_ghwXLBnVo

Who goes to the Kings games once Trump becomes president and builds the wall?

>>64738115
this one's better.
rip in peace
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meLpuF9UMvk

>>64733378
Stfu you weeby little cunt.

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>>64738119
>mfw Martinez & Matthews get deported

>>64737631
is it the most awkward moment every time someone asks you what you do for a living?

Hey Dallas, we're coming for you motherfuckers. Enjoy your shitty goaltending while you can cause soon enough it won't save you from the red menace!

>>64738119
Armenia buys 20 000 tickets to every game

>>64738115
>>64738145
Not even an Oilels fan, that was based.

>>64738222
>implying that parasite tells the truth

>>64738204
>yfw every player whos last name ends in a vowel gets deported "just in case"

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>>64738243
>tfw I'll probably never see that again in my life.

Jesus Christ, that was ten years ago.
Fuck.

>>64738330
Did he died?

Looks like he tore his femoral artery from all that blood