>tfw Russia didn't win the wjc
It was refpuck, alright. Fucking ruskies playing dirty.
>yfw da hawks win the stan leecup
flames!
>>64709700
First for College Football Playoffs should've been Clemson-Tennessee, Alabama-Stanford
Oh also
>rags
>losing game 7 at home to a team from TAMPA FLORIDA
>chiraq
>not even any based Publix subs
>>64709736
>according to Finnish broadcaster
funny how the Canadian broadcaster didn't see it.
daily reminder this is our year
>>64709807
where is the ref being hit?
No one knows.
>>64709818
Lmao look at that fuckin monkey
>>64709817
at 6 seconds, he slams the ref's bookkeeping thing down
>>64709831
Thats not hitting a ref and he was already being thrown out for 10 minutes, which is what no one can explain.
We know what his reaction to the news was, we just dont know why exactly he got 10 minute misconduct and the a game ejection.
If his reaction was the 10 minute misconduct then how did they decide to give a double misconduct and ejection from 1 infraction?
The math just doesn't add up, Pekka.
>>64709818
LMAO would you all just look at that fukin monkey
>>64709809
>Even year
Yeah looks like it is
>>64709854
the original one came from excessively mouthing to one of the refs about his original 2 minute
in the end it doesn't really even matter because he was just thrown out and the match continued on with 5 on 5
>>64709736
You can see here the aftermath of Kamenev hitting the guy in the penalty box.
https://youtu.be/cZdHJ_foDnU?t=53s
>>64709870
>>64709880
>this doesn't get you a penalty
What a shit refs.
>>64709896
>>64709870
why are there weird levitating jerkies and smiles in these pictures :DD
>>64709876
yes but Finns where committing penalties too and not getting called after the first period.
They had a lot of noticeable
>slashing
>interference
>one or two trips
None of which was called, meanwhile Finns got back 2 back powerplays in a crucial moment.
Face it, its a homer. Finns did refpuck opponents this tournament. No one will remember it in 5 years but as of today people still remember.
>people actually trying to give the Russian the benefit of the doubt
Ivan is good boy, he not do nyet. Going to party meeting, get lief on trakski.
Who are you rooting for /hoc/?
>>64709944
An arena fire
>tfw puljujarvi is going to the rangers
>>64709915
the refs were quite easy on Russians too, I caught a couple of blatant holdings and interferences that weren't whistled, I guess the refs were hardline to keep the action going and only whistled the very obvious and blatant offences which Russians did commit
face it, Ruskies have hard time keeping it together during crucial moments, it's been seen so many times
>>64709854
It's not like Sweden got a phantom 10 min penulty for a clean normal hit against Finland either.
Tainted bought win.
tfw no utah gf
>>64709818
Lmao look at that muckin fonkey
Daily reminder that night ranger were the best arena rock band from the 80s and there is nothing anyone can ever do about it
I haven't been following NHL for years. Where can I find HD streams of the games?
>>64709932
>>64709966
I dont care about the Russian team.
I just know they did get the raw end of the officiating because they were @ Finland.
Besides, it wasn't only penalties even subtle things like
>under a minute left Finland dumps the puck
>Ref makes a clear icing signal the whole way
>at the last second a different ref waves it off
>he doesn't explain why he waved it off
That should have been icing, everyone knows it. But then Finns point out how the Russian bench gets mad. Of course they got mad, they were getting fucked over so Finland could win...and they just barely did win.
>>64709944
What >>64709953 said
>>64709966
TWO TOO MANY MEN PENALTIES MISSED
one was called, the other even shown by the tsn
there's just absolutely no way these underage /pol/acks could objectively complain about refpuck
>>64710017
Iiterally diving
All these Russian, Swedish, American and Canadian faggots being jelly because of our victory!
Get Rekt
>>64710038
you were mad
you are mad
you will be mad
you will stay mad
U MAD
>>64709993
hockeystreams.com
>>64710053
the russian did dove at the puck
sven is just a master ruseman
>>64709719
You run a marathon every day?
>>64710053
You sound mad
>>64710017
Being mad at binland is like being mad at a special ed kid. Let them have their moment
>>64710054
>Public Registration Closed
>rags
>sweeds
>>64710038
watch where the stick hits his ankle, you cant fake that kind of twitch response
what's Drouin worth?
my thinking is at least a top 2 line player (for tampa) or a real specialist player like penalty killer/power play guy
+
1st round pick and another 2nd or later
+
prospect
people who think Drouin isn't getting a 1st rounder are screwed, playoff teams were pimping 1st round picks for rentals last year
>>64710124
Look where the elbow hit the face from the blind side.
Finns were saying keep your head up faggit.
Why can't the finn stand on his fucking skates then?
>>64710081
Pinland on poopetual pooicide watch
>>64710145
:^)
>tfw off work tomorrow so can stay up for Hockey tonight
feels good desu
>>64710165
>UK don't know this feeling
>>64710144
>the two calls have anything to do with eachother
get fucked, 4th place
>>64710188
FUCK THE UK
Your tears are delicious
>binland wins
>still get BTFO in /hoc/ thread
>Russians, swedes, canacucks mad as fuck right now
>still got 30 minutes left at work doing nothing but shitposting and listening to music
Pretty comfy thread tbqh
>>64710194
Keep your skates up kid.
It was clean. Good slash
>at least 19 Finnish youth who would have committed suicide today will now wait until tomorrow
BASED FINLAND
>>64710206
Can I taste them too? It's so adorable watching swedes, canacucks, and russians be buttmad
kapabust saved my life tonight
>>64710233
HOLY FUCK THE AMOUNT OF BTFO IS OFF THE CHARTS
Wait, Kongs fans think they're going to win the cup? LMFAO
>>64710238
>this mad americuck
>>64710367
They're leading their division dontcha know
can I watch finland v russian anywhere??
fneulion still working? was it all just ruse that it wouldnt this year?
also
>tournament wins in 2016:
>finland: 1
>rest of the world: 0
are you guys even trying?
blackhawks vs penguins
>>64710491
>>64710491
>>64710491
>>64710443
>Leading the Pacific.
Might as well be leading the blind kids across the street
>>64710443
That doesn't mean shit, funny how suddenly it means something when the Kongs are for once in 1st and not a bottom seed.
>>64710661
kill yourself
https://twitter.com/VirtanenTatu/status/684493919552442369
>>64710497
>>64710548
Exactly anons
>>64710661
Give me a quarter pounder with cheese faggot
>>64710049
I'm happy you guys beat Russia.
>>64710661
How do you manage to make so many people mad so quickly?
>>64710711
I was told from the first few sentences written in Genesis
Seven six, God gave me a gift
I exist
I'm a Kings fan and I just ate a burrito.
>tfw stereotype
after watching wjc i cant imagine how anyone would rate matthews above pulju, its not even fair how much better pulju is
Jagr scores again. The absolute madman.
>>64710680
>Implying Kings aren't one of the top 2 playoff teams in the league
>>64710801
Same here, one argument I saw was Matthews is a center. But that's it.
>>64710661
>mfw bluejackets will have the best defenseman ever
>>64710794
Nice blog beaner
>>64710826
Gracias wey
Habs @ Flyers
>>64710848
>>64710848
>>64710848
>Broons
>>64710932
We suck worse verse the Caps than we do verse the Habs. Team fucking destroys us most of the time.
Yzerman better not trade Drouin without the team he's trading with also agreeing to taking useless ass Matt fucking Carle.
>>64710995
yeah but if you include a cap dump you won't get anything good back
I enjoy how the bruishits are shitty again desu
>>64710945
>we
>we
>us
>>64711037
>(You)
>>64710810
enjoy playing Shitcago in the first round
Lol I notice the advert for mops is in Spanish and the rest of adverts are English
>>64710995
>>64711026
1st around pick + top minutes roster player/veteran who can play a role+ prospect
Montreal Canadiens should get him...
>>64710945
>we
>us
What position do you play buddy?
>>64711118
>(You)
Thanks lad needed one of those
>>64711118
5th line center
>>64711102
>top minutes roster player/veteran who can play a role+ prospect
Matt Carle has 0 points and is a -6 in 33 games played. He fucking sucks.
>>64711097
i thought the stream changed channels for 2 minutes
1 - 0 Wild @ BJ's after 1
no reason to deflate
man up
errbody in C-bus knows we get dicked on calls
nothing new
just keep the energy high god damnit
>>64711196
>cooper has sent nesterov down for the last two games and put Carle back in his place
JUST
Cowe
Flyers fans are booing Subban whenever he has touched the puck tonight.
>>64711068
I will. Kings vs Blackhawks WCF in 2014 was the best series in years
>>64711243
2bh
:^)
>>64711264
Hawks fan here, the Ducks series was WAY better, and the Kings fanbase is intolerable and made the threads unbearable to even read.
>>64711295
JUST
>>64711295
triggered
t.suomi
>>64711295
delet
this
>>64711295
Lol based.
>>64711330
>>64711373
>funland can't handle the banter
>>64711418
>>64711217
Nice goal,
Got dayym
>>64711118
I play on the 5th line
>>64711330
>>64711373
dont worry that guys name is button
>>64711196
well then maybe lightning are stuck with him
maybe they can use drouin to get rid of him and just be 5 million in cap money better for the next few years
I am sure they can develop someone to replace drouin, it's not like he was lighting it up
So why exactly were cbj shitposters saying they were a 2nd round lock?
>>64711895
just memes
hi is this where i
>rags
???
>>64712049
>>64712049
>>64712049
BOLTS @ FLAMES THREAD
>>64711895
not me. cbj will find every way come up short.
2 - 1 after 2.
"highlights" include
>literally watching Hartnel age
>Johansen spinning around like ballerina
>a bunch of waiting for the perfect shot
ffs cbj is and never has been a fast or exceptionally talented team.
we have a wall of a goaltender usually and a bunch of borderline pests.
just grind it out
grind like THPS with a gameshark
>>64711250
Everyone boos at Subban expect Montreal and Florida.
>>64712094
>expect
dumb phone poster
>getting blown out by the >rags
Remember when people thought Dallas wasn't a meme?
Now lads, I'm not a rags fan by any means,
But they just shit stomped the dull ass sturrs.
Tyb
>rags
stars btfo
>>64712248
>>64712246
>>64712242
Holy shit ragsmind
>>64712248
>finnish goal""tending""
Here comes the ultimate chokejob
>>64712259
hi retard
>>64711312
Even though I'm still mad because Ducks chocked last year, this desu senpai
Who else /ELITE/ here?
Will Pujiu have a better season in the NHL next year than Laine?
>>64712279
This is my fear
OCEAN MAN
GRAB ME BY THE HAND
Preds 23 shots on goal
Winnipeg 5 shots on goal.
Winnipeg winning 1-0, Predators season in a nutshell
>>64712352
>Poile will literally do nothing to fix this
just fuck my shit up
>>64712354
I'd be okay with them winning the tbqh
>>64712289
>rooting for the ducks in germany
wouldnt every single game end just as youre waking up? virtually impossible to follow
>>64712331
If both play in NHL, Laine will be better.
>>64712352
Check that
6 shots on goal by Winnipeg and theyre winning 2-0.
>mfw someone who has never played the game thinks his opinion is worth a damn
>>64712354
>cantfreezethebeeze.jpg
>BOLTS
HAHA
>>64712367
Nah it's probably better, for Pacific time anyway, most games would start at like 4am vs east coast/central 1-2am
>>64711295
Wait I thought only Americans wore cages
>>64712398
>shitposting 10 minutes into the first
I hope Calgary gets creamed you grease wannabe
>>64712435
thats waking up super early rather than staying up late though. its hard
>getting scored on by smegma
>>64712446
I don't hate him or anything I just wish he'd admit he enjoys being a subject of the english crown
>>64712446
Wow, no need to get mad mate
>>64712447
Well it depends on what he does every day
Staying up late is hard if you have school or work in the morning,
Going to bed a bit earlier and waking up earlier is easier if you don't have stuff going on at night
thoughts on panthers winning the cup this year?
dubs confirms
>6-2
>>64712565
>off by one
YOU MANIAC, YOU BLEW IT UP
All I want is a competent defense.
Just once this season, some consistent and competent defensive play. Please.
>Best in the West
>Stars exposed
>West exposed
>muh Central exposed
is the meme finally over?
>>64712525
>>64712447
>>64712367
for playoff games I'm up (probably not this year)
Regular season depends. Sometimes I'm up and I'll catch the games. A lot of the time it has to be replays and shit. But following the NHL is just a bitch in general tbqh
>>64712388
This. Bunch of casuals here don't know what the are talking about
>>64712522
He was ok at first but he literally acts like grease now, except a bigger cuck to the queen
>>64712733
not knowing anything about a subject has never stopped, and never will stop me from voicing my opinions
diggity deal with it
This guy walks into the club and slaps your gf's ass. What do you do?
>>64712722
Iktf
I try to watch all the live flames game I can if im not working the next day but most of the time I need to watch highlights.
The one game the Flames played at normal time in Scotland was when I was watching my local team.
>>64712766
Continue to look foolish then.
Who would of thought that the Pathlels achieved something that not ever the habs could do.
>>64712771
Put him in my handbag and take him home
>>64712813
>tfw the bolts are shit but i still get to spend the entire playoffs publix posting
>>64712771
Put a grilled cheese in the rice cooker for his wife's son
>>64712709
Stars were never the best in the West, you got memed on
>>64712841
No you won't because I'll be reporting all of your shitposts
>>64712863
>mad
>at a fucking sandwich
>>64712766
>dullass being absolutely destroyed by the
>rags
o i am laffin
Should I quit being a Stars fan /hoc/?
>Jason Smegma
who in lord's name is that
does fucking everyone score on the stars
You may only post in this thread if your team is currently on a 10 game winning streak.
Predators owning this game against the jets losing 3-0. Just epic
>>64712884
terrible/10 apply yourself
>>64713021
that's basically the majority of the games this year
>>64713021
Top haha
>>64713019
pretty based 2bh
>>64712771
ask him why he never learns
>>64713019
Based Panthers
Blots on suicide watch
oh hey the Predators score wooo
>>64712771
make him apologize
Lmao @ the delusion in CGY
>>64713252
>tfw no 40+ save shutout
I blame the commentators bringing up the shot count every 3 seconds
>panthers suck
>Bolts
>>64713299
What would you do if Jagr took a picture of himself eating a Pub sub?
HOLY SHIT
http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=796101&navid=nhl:topheads
Saw someone on Xbone whose gamertag was PublixSub, is it someone in here? or are all publix fags autistic?
What do you think about this man /hoc/?
>>64712936
Yes
>>64712978
Yes
>>64713279
Laffs tier delusion
>>64713299
I flew into Ft. Lauderdale and caught a cats & Habs game they certainly looked better than the Bolts this season
I believe our season is over
>>64713385
>or are all publix fags autistic?
pretty much
http://foodspin.deadspin.com/the-top-10-items-worth-stealing-from-publix-1569859257
>>64713385
Publix isn't just a /hoc/ meme, pretty much all Floridians are super autismo for a good publix sub
>>64712978
>le offense is the best defense meme
>>64713417
I don't think Cooper is a good coach
>>64713384
when is johansen getting traded
>>64713417
I actually feel for you. My team's even worse but so is the division except for the Kings. The chance is there.
Blots and Hasbs getting atlanticuck'd by the Panthlels. Save us from the memers wongs pls
>>64713417
That's okay you can just bandwagon the Panthlels next
>>64713384
>Jackets are actually given a fighting chance
>Johansen doesn't even try to stop Granlund on the ensuing faceoff
>two mediocre goalies is better than one good one
t: dallas spars fans
>>64713397
>going to a panthers game
Time would have been better spent getting a chicken tender sub
You did get a delicious Publix sub right anon?
>>64713296
only jake allen is allowed to do that.
>>64713468
Why would I root for a team that's 300 miles south of me?
>>64713385
he owns a couple madden games but no NHL ones, and he doesn't have nhl gamecenter either. his choice in sandwiches is on point though.
>>64713466
>expecting the Wongs to do something good
>>64713503
so you can meme on /hoc/
>>64713491
Nah I don't eat fast food
LA-WSH 2016 SCF
Screencap this
>>64713535
>>64713019
>>64713535
>sub
>fast food
Eeeeexcuse me ?
>>64713535
>Publix
>fast food
when will you learn
>>64713547
>t.hamplanet
>>64713535
>publix sub
>fast food
You gotta be freakin memeing me
>>64713555
Cut him some slack, he thinks Tim Horton's is good
>>64713553
>>64713555
Checked, tell me how long it roughly takes to order and get a Publix sub
>>64713580
5 minutes max if there's no line
>>64713561
Bunny thinks you should have eaten at Publix
>>64713589
there's always a line though
>>64713596
Cute, CUTE!
>>64713589
I'd consider that quick, it's fast food.
Furthermore you could look at the content of the sandwich nutrition wise and deem it fast food tier.
t. Oats & Chicken Breast only man
>>64713609
My store is about 50/50.
>>64713623
>t. Oats & Chicken Breast only man
they can make that into a sandwich for you
>>64713612
You sound like an Aaron Rodgers if you what I mean
>toasted sandwiches
>>64713651
Reminder that poutine has approximately 5,000 calories per serving
>>64713635
>Refined grains during non high carb diet
As based as a chicken and oats sandwich sounds it would be counter intuitive
>>64709700
6 YEARS
5 WINNERS
what is the only country with 2 championships you ask?
well it's
F I N L A N D
I
N
L
A
N
D
>>64713623
Hey how about you fuck off back to /fit/
>>64713711
>cutting off the second USA win
Finland pls
>>64713651
>mfw the only Quiznos in my town has been long-shuttered
it hurts a bit 2bqh
I'll just leave this here...
>>64712936
No. This is our first three loss streak. We're so great you aren't used to us being on a downswing. Stand by the best team in hockey.
>>64713743
Fuck that test. Nylander looks like a hot lesbian
>>64713717
>mfw I have /sp/ & /fit/ open at the same time
>>64713698
yeah but those are metric calories so poutine is actually good for you
>>64713735
even at four bucks for a six inch, a cold cut combo from subway is still a better value than mcdonalds or wendy's
although the A&W just put a sign up for $2.50 chicken buddies, so i'll probably check that out next time i get fast food
>>64713761
>this dim sum bandwagoner
How does a jap gook like you end up cheering for the darras stars anyway?
>>64713779
How do you handle the meems?
>>64713816
Why is that little girl kissing Pouliot?
thank you based ghostbear
>>64711312
You're full of fuckin shit. People still talk about the Hawks/Kings series.
>>64713798
I ain't no Jap, hat.
>>64713834
>>64713799
Nice Gretzky's
>>64713848
Don't go raping any Japs in Japan.
>>64713848
Whatever you say, Nagasaki
>>64713848
did you or did you not consume noodles and/or rice in the last couple days
>>64713858
Thanks bud. Nice Letang digits
>ONLY has pictures with other men
hmmm
https://www.instagram.com/puljuuu/
>Panthers have won 10 games in a row
>>64713867
But that's how they greet each other here.
>>64713870
Leaf-kun, please.
>>64713871
Without exaggeration, at least once a day.
>>64713899
why does he have the nose of a black man but is white?
>>64713910
A ching a ding a linglong to you too
>>64713928
He's clearly Finngol desu, didn't get enough Swedish genes
>>64713910
>weaboo from Texass
Could you be any less desirable as a human?
>>64712936
> Bandwagoner detected
Why do you lot exist?
>>64713941
People in glass houses, Li'l China.
>>64713949
I'm sorry you were born in a shit state and can't even manage to get a job teaching English.
So where does Johansen end up getting traded?
My guess is the pongs. They need to JUST their future even harder. Sprong + Pouliot + the next 1st round pick they have, or something along those lines.
>>64714047
Preds need to do it but they won't
go kings go
>mfw I set Johansens endurance to 71 in NHL16
>>64714043
>gook pretending to be a redneck
Ling ling your house is made of straw
>>64714084
>71
wew lad he's been going a bit overboard with the pubsubs
>>64714043
did you move to japan so you could be illiterate in two languages?
Tf calgary
>>64714134
Based bean man
>>64714132
Lel. Got anymore?
>>64714132
yay ive got a new reaction pic
>>64714156
>prorating an obvious statistical aberration
is calgary the ultimate meme franchise?
>>64714221
calgary fans are literally retarded so they see big numbers and immediately cash their welfare money for season tickets
>>64714221
This. Why would you prorate that instead of just listing where they are compared to the rest of the league?
>>64714255
sometimes its really fun to prorate things after 1 or 2 games though
>>64714251
>>64714255
It's like the first games where we predicted players would have 400 point seasons based on two games
But we were memeing
>>64714112
Anon please, it's made of balsa wood.
>>64714137
Actually, I wasted my time in college studying linguistics.
>>64714309
>>64714310
dat hivemind
>>64714221
>Gamecube lifetime sales: 21 million
>Wii lifetime sales: 101 million
>Projected Wii U lifetime sales: 500 million
is it finally time to admit that mcdavid is a bust?
>>64714388
This Panarin fella is much better than MacDavid. Why wasn't Panarin drafted 1st
>>64714388
Why not show the GP
Nice non rapist Kane dubs btw
>>64714404
>Why not show the GP
because you're getting memed on
>>64714404
why do you want to know his game points? he's clearly 16th.
>>64714388
>That strategically placed L
>>64714388
> B-b-but a Russkie and a Arizona kid will be shit!
> B-b-but our savior McDavid will save us all! WE SWEAAAAARRR!!!
When will these Edmonton cucks ever learn?
>>64714388
You can't even see how many game points he has, idoit
>>64714427
That's the point, idiot.
>>64714388
>only 6 PIMs (points in major situations)
>tfw 10-0-0
>>64714388
>canasofts
>no canadians will be drafted in the top 5 this year
>>64714476
>the "country" of hockey
>>64714476
This.
And those Canacucks unironically though Drouin was better than Barkov...
>>64714498
Don cherry is a flaming faggot. Hope he dies soon.
>>64714461
Canada isn't soft. Ontario is becoming soft. Back then you had guys like Lindros, Thornton, Ken Belanger, and Brind' Amour.
Now guys like Giroux, Seguin, and Nash are soft players who don't and or can't fight. What the hell happened to the old time hockey factory that was Ontario?
>years since /hoc/ has anything resembling a Florida contingent
>10 game win streak
>Panthercats fans outta nowhere
Everytime
>>64714498
>though
But really, Jones would have been better.
>>64714519
Liberalism.
And now dude weed man is in charge
>>64714534
Better for Tampa.
>>64714476
They'll try to claim that Publix loving kid is Canadian just because he plays for them internationally
>>64714521
its more of a jagr contingent really
>>64714579
some Luongo too
>>64714521
i started following florida after they got luongo slash became relevant.
> Dierks Bentley and Eli Young Band headlines All-Star Weekend concert series
> South of Mason-Dixon influence on hockey confirmed
Will this trigger Canadian fans?
>>64714613
everything between vancouver and winnipeg is hicks and sticks. country music has always been popular here.
>>64714613
As long as it isn't some fucking rapper I'm fine with it. They have no place in our sport
>>64714613
Who's playing intermissions at the actual game though?
>mfw Pacific division led by ALL STAR CAPTAIN JOHN SCOTT memes all over the All-Star Game
>>64714659
> Implying Bettman won't give Lil' Wayne a call for the next Winter Classic
>>64714607
No one cares faggot
>>64714682
>Doughty starts out behind his net. Quickly dishes it to Hall who's in full flight. He drives the net and dishes to John Scott who scores his tournament leading 20th
>>64714683
>*giggles* ice got a nigga double cuppin' hot see-rup
>came thru wit mah fur coat in dis igloo, bitch be like an Eskimo
No thank you
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS TEAM IS FUCKING ELITE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK U SNOWNIGGERS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>THE CITY OF POUTINE
>THE SHANTY TOWN THAT IS THE DOMINION OF CANADA
>BEING ENGLANDS FUCKBOI FOR 400 YEARS
Putain de merde MOTHER FUCKERS
O' CANADA, WE ARE ALL SUCH KEKS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>THE THROAT SINGING EUROPEAN POSER OF CANADA TRIED TO WIN A HOCKEY GAME NEAR ME
>>64714521
The bandwagon is fucking awesome
Nothing but crushing loneliness after the team bottomed out post-/hoc/out, you'd be lucky to have three floridabros in the same gamethread.
>tfw still trigger Canadians even when bad
truly there is no team more based than this
>>64714788
brah Bruins trigger everyone just by existing.
>>64714806
this is true, but i actually dont mind the broons even though they cucked >us. theyre pretty entertaining to watch
>>64714806
The only thing that triggers /hoc/ more than the Bruins? A girl who like the Bruins.
>>64714806
I liked when the Broons made people mad with their old time physical brand of hockey. I loved watching them play.
>>64714829
Stop posting fucking anime in my /hoc/!
>>64710134
Thing is Drouin is requesting a trade and the only thing TBL has for leverage is how good their current team is and that they have no real reason to move him immediately but the drawback to that thinking is that they literally cannot afford to lose both Stamkos and Drouin.
Drouin's worth right now is probably somewhere at roster player + standard prospect.
For instance I could see the Leafs moving one of Kapanen/Dermott/Percy + Lupul/Grabner for Drouin. It's a "Downgrade" in prospects but still very good ones, and then the Bolts also get a body for the wing that can provide secondary scoring.
>>64714388
More like GOATemi panarin right
>Canadians are thought of as being tough bearded lumber jacks who trudge through bear infested woods to find a perfect pond to play hockey on
>Americans are portrayed as tough cowboys who shoot mexicans, bandits, and wrestle with venomous snakes
>Brits portrayed as limpwristed richfags
This is the reason why Brits are bad at hockey.
YOUR SHITPOSTING DID THIS BINLAND!!!
ARE YOU SO FUCKING HAPPY NOW?????
YOUR CONSTANT SHITTY MEMEPOSTING HAS KILLED KOIVU
LAST I HEARD HE WAS PARALYZED AND UNABLE TO MEME!!
IT MAY JUST BE A BROKEN RIB THOUGH
LOOK IN YOUR FOGGY SAUNA MIRROR AND ASK YOUR DRUNK SELF, WAS IT WORTH IT???
Who's getting the wildcard spots in the leastern?
>>64714941
Too bad Aussies don't play real hockey
>>64714947
I've been informed that the defender didn't mean to do that. Koivu's skate caught a rut and he fell on his own
>>64714852
> Proved my point
Thanks anon. Here's another anime girl to thank you for your troubles.
>>64709700
Only autists win in hockey.
>>64714950
Probably Jew Jersey & Broons
>>64714955
Agreed. Field hockey is for girls.
>>64714964
Fucking weeb faggot!
>>64714955
I NEVER SAID OTHERWISE
ALL THIS SHITPOSTING BY FINLAND HAS BEEN REPAID IN THEIR BELOVED'S BLOOD
>>64714979
Crosby remembered how to be good, so the Penguins could meme in
>tfw
>>64714829
>2016
>not recognizing aluminum as the superior stick
>tfw we never got to see a 1985 Red Army team vs a 1985 Oilers team
>>64715037
>dat mongol features
Disgusting.
>>64714947
Koivu is pretty tough so he'll be back in no time
>>64715055
>We missed the golden age of high scoring hockey
>>64715121
>golden age
it had shitty meme goalies though
>>64714969
>>64714337
This is one of the greatest things I have ever seen ever and I am so glad this exists. Thank you
>>64715121
>goalie just stands there
>throw medium strength slapper
>watches it go by
>>64715126
I'd trade the good goalies of today to see The great one, Super Mario, Messier, Jagr, Howe, Hull, Bossy, Clarke, Coffey, Bourque, Leetch, Stevens & Yzerman all light the lamp
>>64715163
>medium strength slapper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOwr4dyu8-o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvV_F4dUbuI
I lasted a whole 5 days before I renewed my 4chan pass fuck solving capchas just because I want to post qts
>>64715220
Only Weber & Chara have Al's clapbomb
>>64715220
none of the white people in this video live in Detroit now
>>64715220
>>64715247
Al in calgary was GOAT
>>64715247
>oilers could have drafted him and had the eternally GOAT power play of Messier-Gretzky-Kurri and Coffery MacInnis but chose to draft a cocaine addicted negro
>>64715275
They did the same thing in 2013 with Nurse, Ristolainen went right after
>>64714915
>I could see the Leafs moving one of Kapanen/Dermott/Percy
I fucking hope not. Lupul however I would trade hands down for Drouin, maybe add in a 2nd if Tampa won't bite.
>>64715307
The argument could be made that Edmemeton's soft blueline needed a physical shutdown defender with an offensive edge greater than a more or less pure offensive defensemen
Fire Claude :]
I actually am so happy Finny won. Fuck communists and fuck ruskies Memes will live on forever and Pulju will be an integral member of the leafs for year to come.
>>64715414
you never read me a bedtime story senpai
Selke trophy when?
>>64715444
Once apon a time there were three little memes
Pig, Dog and Monkey ( lmao look at him)
Continue?
>>64715495
yes please
>>64715495
More please
>>64715505
Pig was bathing in his warm brick house when Monkey fell through the window inside
Monkey glanced at pig with a high smug face
Pig asked him "why pogey do u do dis"
Dog then walked up the stairs with a naked baby.
Monkey unzipped himself and outcame Miestro of dibs
He took the baby and meat fucked the guts to it's ribs
The police came and arrested him. Thr end.
>>64715587
that sounds like a sad story
i don't think that's gonna help me go to sleep :(
>laffs
>>64715558
Lmao look at all those fuckin monkeys
>>64715605
I have wincest stories but i already cummed making the other one.
SUOMI ON UUSI MAAILMANNESTARI HEI MAAILMANMESTARI HEI MAAILMANMESTARI HEI SUOMI ON UUSI MAAILMANNESTARI HEI MAAILMANMESTARI HEI MAAILMANMESTARI HEI SUOMI ON UUSI MAAILMANNESTARI HEI MAAILMANMESTARI HEI MAAILMANMESTARI HEI SUOMI ON UUSI MAAILMANNESTARI HEI MAAILMANMESTARI HEI MAAILMANMESTARI HEI SUOMI ON UUSI MAAILMANNESTARI HEI MAAILMANMESTARI HEI MAAILMANMESTARI HEI SUOMI ON UUSI MAAILMANNESTARI HEI MAAILMANMESTARI HEI MAAILMANMESTARI HEI SUOMI ON UUSI MAAILMANNESTARI HEI MAAILMANMESTARI HEI MAAILMANMESTARI HEI
>be a Panthers fan from South Florida since 2005
>team is trash for 9 of 10 years
>barely post on /hoc/ because I'm not autistic enough to meme and my team isn't good enough to talk about
>team is now finally good
>post more on /hoc/
>get called a bandwagoner
Feels bad
Does he have a point?
>>64715757
daily reminder that Finns are not white
stop pushing your Finnish bulls on us, we will not be cückolded
>>64715928
Pic related, it's him exterminating a piss-skin
>bombston
>dullass
>hasbs
>perds
>finnish goaltending
>>64715928
This is the dumbest "meme"
>>64709751
Cuck
>>64715983
Found the Jew
>>64715983
do you have 95% of /hoc/ hidden? it's all been shit memes since the offseason. at least this one pertains to a hockey player somehow.
>2016
>still no Kopitar contract news
JUST
Next years WJC groups:
Finland
Sweden
Czech Republic
Denmark
Switzerland
Russia
USA
Canada
Slovakia
Latvia
>>64716125
Group Montreal:
Finland
Sweden
Czech Republic
Denmark
Switzerland
Group Toronto:
Russia
USA
Canada
Slovakia
Latvia
fixed
>>64716063
I like clip art animals better
>>64716172
>2nd place team
>best player is 11 in scoring
lel, gj Russia
"With the fourth overall pick in the 2016 NHL Entry Draft the Vancouver Canucks are proud to select from Karpat of the Finnish Elite League: Jesse Puljujarvi."
>>64716185
>>64715928
>does he have a point?
>massive sexual assault by muzzies in Germany
Of course.
Kessel-Eichel-Rieder
Kreider-Draisitle-Helm
That top six would be the best in the league
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmAPQVmBilQ
are the cadriff devils elite?
I haven't posted in a /hoc/ thread in years, hello everybody, are you all still delusional autists?
>>64716252
>rags
>>64710367
Panthers are going to win it for granpa JAGR.
>>64716252
Based Jagrcats
>>64716259
Oh no, not this again
I used to go by The Brain of Booth a few years ago before the cats abandoned him, anyone recognize me? :^)
Speaking of Jagr
>>64716291
Jaromir es numero uno huehuehue
>>64716291
Jagr brought the bants
https://youtu.be/fvZfK0Z6_Ww?t=2104
Anyone see NWHL games, these women are shit and always out of position I bet I could buy a fake ID and Juwanna Mann my way to a cup
One may night in 1998, a shining star led the three wise men Kummola, Kurri and Jutila to Älvskarleby, SWE. There in an empty hockey rink they found a baby boy wrapped in hockey jerseys and immediately understood his significance. Unwilling to make the finding of new messiah exposed to Swedes they named him Jesse instead of Jesus and gave him to Puljujärvi family in Tornio, FIN to be raised as a Finn instead of a Swede. They knew that it would take a while for Finland to finally win the olympic gold but it certainly was coming.
Congrats finlan
>>64716469
you niggas need to start playing hockey too
>>64716632
theyre too busy crushing you at biathalon, binland
>PIM 40 - 4
yep, we lose xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Fucking smelly mongoloids
>>64712719
We're riding the meme train all the way to the end, where we'll either win the whole thing or get blown out and choke to death in the first round of the playoffs. These are the only two possibilities
>>64716632
Not enough people in the local fjord to play a game of hokkei
おNになります
>>64716879
Too tall to be Asian fight?
Rinks
>>64716903
Why we so storng and cute ?
>>64716930
russia strong
>>64716903
Russia and Sweden really need more indoor rinks
>>64716903
Rinks per 100 000 people:
Canada: 21.70
Finland: 5.22
Sweden: 5.15
Switzerland: 2.34
Russia: 2.10
Czech Republic: 1.61
USA: 0.75
Germany: 0.30
>>64716962
>not freezing on outdoor rinks while growing up
>>64716632
Yeah i wish
>>64716903
Are "outdoor" any ice outdoors or arenas?
>>64716962
I'm remember my chilhood, we built beautiful rink, I was about 10 yo, great time. :D
I have a goalie question.
Isn't it unnatural for goalie's ankles to bend in the butterfly that way? If I kneel down on my knees, I can't turn my ankles 90 degrees.
>>64717071
>Are "outdoor" any ice outdoors or arenas?
Not sure what you're trying to say. But I would assume the requirement to make the list is for it to be a rink with boards and ice. And that's pretty much it. Perhaps some requirements about the size. Some outdoor rinks do have stands, some don't.
These days they most often either do an outdoor rink without stands or an indoor rink with stands.
>>64717051
>>64717075
>tfw Californian
>tfw never played hockey outdoors
>>64717076
You aren't stretching enough. Practice being in the butterfly everyday and you'll get it eventually.
t.goalie
>>64717108
>Swedish soldiers have played more outdoor hockey in Afghanistan than you have in California.
How does this make you feel?
>>64709870
>mfw we can finally into a proud western nation in every sense of the word
To surpass our beloved big brother has been the driving force in our success for centuries. Now lemme go buy my halal kebab from my local folks.
>>64716104
It's been rumored they've reached an agreement
>>64717138
shitty
> had to play in brand new gear in ontario CA today
>everyone sucked and that was my second time in ice skates
You are just chilling on ice trying to win a hockey game when these guys show up and slap your asses. How do you react?
>>64716903
Fucking gubament give us some indoor soccer pitches already. POS county level politicians will drool over muh hawkeye pride for years on end thanks to a fucking junior level home gold and we get to play ball on frozen plastic, sand and concrete. Talk about pyrrhic victory. Fuck.
>>64717212
Well, at least you weren't one of the sucky guys. Could have been worse.
>>64716243
Ha, my cousins roommates boyfriend played for them.
you are just chilling at burger king and these guys come and take your burgers. What to do?
>>64716341
What level did you play?
The best women are about as good as the best bantam players in a non hitting game. The Canadian national team practices by doing that in Alberta. It was in the news when Dion Phaneuf's brother laid one out.
A backup player to the womens national team played in a game I was at. There were some guys who played junior A 10 years ago that were better than her.
>>64717261
Invite the reffs for dinner
>>64717261
I'd probably buy those nuggets that are 10 for $2 instead.
>>64716341
>not watching womens hockey without commentators instead of counting sheep when you have a hard time to get asleep
>>64717204
I want real news. Not rumors and what not. I want to see pictures of him actually signing the contract. I won't rest until then
>>64717402
>>64716341
>>64717315
t. sexist white hetero male
>>64715158
glad you enjoyed it friend, perhaps you will like this as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFoC3TR5rzI
>>64717261
>Tulpajuusto Hampuilainen
jesus christ is that a sandwich or the #2 finnish draft pick, fuck
>>64717562
It's actually doublecheese hamburger.
Good morning inferior hockey countries.
>>64717594
The higher you climb, the harder you hit the ground when you fall / Sun Tzu
t. sour grape
>>64717698
Why the sour taste?
If anything finns should feel ashamed of being reffed all the way to the gold.
>>64717594
have fun watching canada win for the next five years once the rigging is investigated
>>64717261
What is the Big King XXL? Sounds big. We don't have that here.
>>64717261
based champions eating fast food as after workout meal
>>64717738
three smoked fish inside a bun made out of acorns and thistles
>>64717738
Probably the same size as normal burgers in america. Meals are smaller here.
>>64717738
Don't know about Finland, but in Sweden that would be Jamal :DDDD
menes
>>64717777
>implying they have acorns in finland
>>64717839
Fuck off cuck
>>64717853
>Finland doesn't have oak trees
Are you trying to meme?
>>64717902
>Mr. Serious
>>64717261
Probably, best restaurant in Finland is Burger King
>>64714638
>everything between vancouver and winnipeg is hicks and sticks
Pretty sure you mean everything between vancouver and ottawa
>>64718059
your whole country is frozen shithole full of hicks
>>64717972
Hesburger>McDonald's>Burger King
(Ok I'm probably not the target demographic as I'm a Vegetarian)
>>64718096
Actually the whole country is mostly empty and not full of anything. :^)
>>64714521
I only bandwagon Finnish studs 2bh family
The teams they play for are irrelevant.
>>64714947
>>64715007
>Koivu
>good
Pick one.
This will make no difference in terms of team performance.
>>64716172
>mfw there isn't even a single canadian in the top 10
not even mad but the wjc finals were disappointing desu
>>64718678
>Koivu
>Not better than anyone on your WJC will ever be
Just accept the fact that finnish genes always kicks in. That is why you will never see a finnish superstar player
>>64717738
It probably is the smallest burger on your menu.
whos idea to place games when people have work? had to listen to some shit radio broadcast and missed them all
there's not more than one arena in finland?
>>64718690
Selänne says hi. Better player than any Swedish player has ever been.
>>64718690
worlds best superstar jari kurri who boosted shitty gretzkys stats and mr hockey selänne disagree
maybe sweden will have a superstar when Abdi Forsberg-Mohammed hits the stage
>>64718808
jesus fucking why
>>64718808
>21 post early
Kill yo self 2bh
>>64718808
faggot
>>64717261
>mount my steed and rape 30 women on my ride back to my yurt
>>64717562
Thank you for the best video ever
Ha ha. We Stan Lee Cup now.
MFW the Predators got Johansen for Jones
>>64726871
Johansen only had one good year along with the rest of the BJs. Hes a lazy sack of shit