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>>64698525
>Andy Carroll
>£18m

Which Pereira?

>bale

Why didn't Real give the job to Mourinho? I didn't think the last months damaged his reputation this much

>>64698611
He knows how much he's worth to British clubs because of the homegrown players thing, he's won the CL now so what else is he still in Spain for t bh. He'll earn far more and be far more comfortable here.

How good is this Felipe Anderson lad?

Surely €50m for someone playing in Italy is a bit steep?

>>64698630

his madrid hipster act won't play well back home

>>64698634

if they're lowering the selling price...

>moyes

United's defense and possession stats are god tier under Van Gaal. Buy a few world class attackers and they'll win the league for the foreseeable future.

>recall atsu and bamford
>loan out remy

is remy straight up fucking the managers wives or something? Hes scored in something like 80% of his appearances for chelsea and NEVER gets any gametime.

>>64698637
But that's exactly it. It's all an act, he doesn't fit in there at all.

>>64698637
as good as any PL player last year, but he isn't doing very well this season

>buying Mane

When will this meme end?

And fuck sake can United just hurry up and sign Bale do they papers shut up about Neymar coming

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How do I get a trans gf?

>>64698617
mou apparently wants to stay in england and the spanish press are disgusting parasites, yes even worse than english press

>>64698656
>When will this meme end?

Not soon enough

>>64698648
shouldn't have gone to Chelsea, another classic example of them ruining another career.

>>64698525
Bayol is staying at Madrid He is the future
>>64698630
He is not leaving britcuck

>>64698617

Mouyes is getting the United job

>>64698657

be a girl

>>64698648
There has to be something wrong about Remy that we don't know.

Still not seen a believable rumour for Arsenal yet, except for selling Debuchy.

>>64698672

hes won more league titles in the last 18 months than arseshit has in a decade

back to the rape basement josef

>>64698656
>bale
Lol delusional manure fag he is not leaving
But degay will

>>64698683
Everyone is reporting that they are in a very serious battle for Abumeyang.

>>64698617

Jose hates Florentino Perez.

Okay, let's see how much footballing intelligence this board has. What formation did Man Utd play against Swansea City? The correct answerer(s) gets a nice fat dick up their arse(s). You fucking heteros.

>>64698693
>spending £42 million on a striker when Giroud is in red hot form

Nice meme

>>64698699
Literally who cares

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>>64698711
>Giroud

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>>64698686
Sosa pls

>>64698720
I got dubs so answer my question you britcuck,

>balague saying on SSN that Ronaldo, Benzema and Kroos will be sold and the team will be built around Bale

>>64698699
>watching Van Gaal's ManU
Why would anyone do that?

>>64698727
>greentexting the best false nine in the world

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Sunderland transfer news today:

>Sunderland midfielder, Liam Bridcutt open to permanent move to Leeds
- Express

>Ricky Alvarez signs for Sampdoria
- Sunderland Echo

>Sam Allardyce is closing in on signing Bayern Munich centre-back Jan Kirchhoff with speculation a contract has been signed
- Sunderland Echo

>West Ham won't sell Sunderland target Andy Carroll unless club can recoup most of their £18m outlay on striker
- Daily Mail

>Sunderland are hopeful of completing a cut-price deal for QPR midfielder, Sandro
-Shoot.co.uk

>Sunderland, Valencia and Bayer Leverkusen are interested in Napoli right-back Camilo Zuniga
- El Deportivo

>Offer for Joel Matip rejected by Schalke
- General Manager, Horst Heldt

Other news:
>Saturday begins the 1,782 miles in 165 hours trek the premier League has kindly given the fans after changing the Swansea date with 3 weeks notice. Allardyce has had a moan about that, weakened side at Arsenal confirmed

>Ambrose Fogarty is dead, played 174 times for the club and 11 times for Ireland

>>64698734

>building a team around pacebabby in la liga

this will only work in epl where you hoof it forward and gallop past defenders. everyone sits deep in the lelliga.

>>64698686
>sosa shitposts
>it ain't me starts playing

>>64698753
>Bayern Munich centre-back Jan Kirchhoff
Who?

>>64698734
Lewandowski Neymar hazard pogba verratti and degay are the next targets of the summer
No joke

>>64698734
bullshit, zidane wouldnt sell benzema and as much of a statbabby ronaldo is he still gets 50 goals a season

kroos is definitly gone, probably to united for a ridiculous fee, im sure LVG has a full on erection watching him pass it sideways with 100% accuracy

>>64698778
Wouldn't mind trading in Kroos for Veratti desu. Kroos has been disappointing.

>>64698693
That's not a believable rumour though.

http://video.gazzetta.it/brentford-s-inventa-punizione-tre-barriere/b051b34a-b2cf-11e5-8a3e-3e0e0a2bc800

>non league football

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>Benzema 9 trans thread

>>64698766

my god

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>>64698693
>signing the bundesliga Walcott
Every window the media builds momentum for some story about a player Wenger will obviously not sign, just because he's been doing well at a B-tier club, or he's on the fringes at an A-tier club, and Arsenal fans fall for it.
>Benzema
>Higuain
>even Javier Hernandez

If they sign Aubameyang what are they going to do? Put him on the wing? Sell Walcott, a guy who's been at the club for 10 years, for a guy who's been better for a year and who's a whole 3 months younger? For 40+mil just because? Great.

>>64698789
Hopefully Florentine will trade ronaldo for veratti the dyke

>>64698807
>you now remember Julian Draxler

>>64698807
>for a guy who's been better for a year
Pretty sure he's been better for the last 3 seasons.

>>64698807
Walcott is dogshit lmao PEA is better
And don't sign chicharito he will be shit again if he goes back to England

>>64698807
I thought the difference between the two is that Aubemayang could actually finish. Arsenal's RW is basically pace babbys that have no end product. ie Walcott, Ox, Gnabry, Campbell.

IN OTHER NEWS:
>RONALDINHO'S agent who is also his brother had this to say to the press today

>"I have had more than one call from England. My brother is a competitor. He loves to win: that is what people do not realise about him."

>He also claims that the former Barcelona star has “three or four years left in him” and that it isn’t about the money.

>"He still wants to play. He has never had serious injuries; his body is in perfect condition. I think he has three or four years left to him, maybe more. It is not about money. He just wants to play. That is when I see him at his happiest."

>>64698872
Cheeky Ipswich bid when?

Iceland U21 travelled to Turkey to play a friendly against Qatar U23 who didn't show up citing weather reasons

it's 15C and cloudy in Turkey and rained the day before

Qataris are just spoiled pussies

>>64698872
>RONALDINHO'S agent who is also his brother
Didn't he go to jail for money laundering?

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It's -20 atm and snowy as fuck. Drove my car into a ditch yesterday at 2 AM middle of fucking nowhere. I enjoyed the rush and adrenaline. I think I'll stick with public transport from now on.

>>64698872
>Posting the same thing over and over again

>>64698971
i lost control of my car on the highway like two days ago due to aquaplaning
thought i would die t bh, but luckily i had to keep on driving so i easily overcome the shock, you should too

>>64698807
Isn't Aubameyang a centre forward though?

>>64698971
>>64698988
>the third world

>>64698734
Bale is going to win the balloon door every season if that is true, I have yet to see a player better than him during his last season with Spurs.

>>64698988

>aquaplaning

That is scariest shit ever.

>>64699000

Yeah when it's car crash in america you get robbed and every teenage takes out iPhone to film it for Youtube fame.

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name a better 2015/2016 signing.

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>>64699027

Jose Mourinho's camp are getting "frustrated" with the lack of movement regarding the Manchester United job, sources have told ESPN FC, and his representatives are beginning to investigate other options.

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>>64698971
>tfw your nose starts to hurt and you stop feeling your ears a minute after walking outside

People arent supposed to live like this

>>64699032
Why do people keep saying that he's such a great signing? He's solid and doesn't spill spaghetti but that's it. Name one game Arsenal won thanks to him.

>>64699052
he has made the whole defensive unit better, increasing their communication

>>64699052
the last one?

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>>64699033

>mow cucked by van gaal's philosophy

1. Kante (5.6m)
2. Payet (12m)
3. Cabaye (12.8m)
4. Ayew (Free)
5. Cech (11m)
6. Shaqiri (12m)
7. De Bruyne (600m)

901. Firminho (29m)

9001. Schweinsteiger (13m)
9002. Baba (21m)
9003. Depay (25m)

90004. Falcao (Loan)

missing?

>>64699052

The Goalie is responsible for sorting the defence out and stopping them from being complete idiots. Considering how Arsenal traditionally are, he has done them a shitload of good.

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>Rooney named England player of the year
>a man who has had the worst season of his life named player of the year
>the state of English football

>>64699102
Muh goal record though

>>64699102

M-muh goals

>>64699102
>Everything is lining up for Rooney up front alone at the euros

My sides are ready

>>64699094
Alderweireld

Son has been a flop at £20m+ and N'Jie as well. I barely remembered Spurs signed them desu.

All of Villa's signings have been flops.

Mings.

>>64699102

>he's the best England player
>pundits keep saying we are dark horses with a decent chance of winning Euro 2016

>>64699127

I never really pay much attention to Spurs, but haven't they been doing pretty well? Sure I remember Son scoring a winning goal the other week

>>64699127
top ten completed with Alderwiereld, Deulofeu and Wijnaldum in some order... probably all have spelling mistakes

>Bournemouth's most expensive signing ever has played a total of 4 minutes for them and not started a single game

Also, could add Djilobodji

>>64699134
Roy and Rooney will cement their place in English football history when they battle heroically to a QF exit at the hands of Iceland.

>>64699159

GOD SAVE THE BLOODY QUEEN

How many years of hurt has it been now? 50 right?

>>64699052

Messi has never scored against him and Arsenal is playing Barcelona. Who am I kidding Neymar will chip this goon 7 times over two legs.

>>64699159

>Englel
>Out of the group stage

>>64699127
Son started off great and took an injury
Clinton stayed of bad and took an injury

Was Alli a transfer last season? 5m for him was a steal, Liverpool should be kicking themselves

>>64699182
january I think, then loaned out to MKD

>>64699061
>>64699101
Well, this is just specualtion. If Arsenal signed somebody like I dunno Forster they would probably be just as fine. I think people overrate his influence because Arsenal's previous goalies were all huge spaghettispillers.

>>64698778
Nah selling Ronaldo isn't a bad shout, he's still good enough now that they can get outrageous money for him but in a couple of years he'll be worth a fraction of it.

It's what Barca should have done when City offered 100m for Xavi in 2011 when he was still the best midfielder in the world but then promptly went to shit over the next couple of seasons.

>>64699194
Cech speaks Spanish to his FBs, French to Kos and English to Per

I have played in teams where I know the language and ones that I don't and there's a huge difference in comfort levels... In defence, communication is key and a lot of that comes from the gk who can see the whole pitch

>>64699179
3rd place still has a chance of going through. I believe even if nobody else does.

It will be tough, we're up against the might of Slovakia, Wales and Russia but if Roy sets us up to defend and Rooney starts up front we should be able to scrape a few 0-0 draws against Slovakia and Russia. God help us against the Welsh.

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>le lebanese namefag who barely ever posted but now he's everywhere man

>>64699213
England Wales will be a smug anime girls fest.

>>64699202

This to be completely open with you. Ronaldo relies on his insane physical abilities, but father time is going to get to them soon. Time always wins, and he can easily get RM 100m.

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>>64699213

>thinking we can keep a clean sheet against Putin's glorious supermen

For the love of god Moyetinez, please get rid of Howard and get a decent GK

Also: >inB4 Mirallas moves to a different club and ends the season with 5+ goals and 8 assists

>>64698753
Get rid of Bridcutt

Carroll is too expensive

The rest is literally whos

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Name a better defensive signing from this season.

Fuchs to Leicester from Schalke for free.

>>64699287
alderwiereld

fucks is a wingback anyway

>>64699287
Toby

Any news on the GF to me situation lads?

>>64699241

>russia

please

>>64699315
Talks have stalled

>>64699315
hijacked by tyrone at the last minute

>>64699202
>It's what Barca should have done when City offered 100m for Xavi in 2011 when he was still the best midfielder in the world
why would barcelona sell the best midfielder in the world? they try to be the best not make money

>>64699315

She said the terms of the agreement were a complete joke and could never settle in, the deal is dead in the water, sorry.

>>64699315
>>64699331
She doesn't think it would be a good career move for the money involved

>>64699315

Talks have stalled as Tyrone BBC and Chad City have entered the race.

>>64699360

Fucking Chad City, I swear they only go after GFs when other clubs are interested in them. They don't even adhere to GFFP and they never get punished for it.

>>64699369
>>64699360
>>64699343
>these cucks

>>64699369

Not as bad as Paris St Jerome though

>>64699380
>Paris St Jerome
Lel

>>64699380
>Paris St Jerome
kek

>>64699287
all new signings team

-------------Cech
Clyne--Toby--Wollscheid--Fuchs
---------Kanté----Cabaye
De Bruyne---Özil-----Payet
can't think of a single new striker performing

Subs: Van Dijk, Wijnaldum, Shaqiri, Deulofeu

discuss

>>64699032
No.

>>64699405

Ozil can't be in there tbqh

And Martial up front

>>64698656
Why would Bale go to Utd? If he came back to England he'd either go back to Spurs or to Man City. He's not going to come back to England just to fight for a Europa League spot every season, he wants to win titles.

>>64699422
Martial probably right

but why not Özil?

>>64699435

Not a new signing

>>64699094

1. Kante (9m)
2. Payet (15m)
3. Deulofeu (6m)
4. Alderweireld (16m)
5. De Bruyne (74m)
6. Cech (14m)
7. Cabaye (13.9m)
8. Sterling (62.5m)
9. Shaqiri (17m)

901. Otamendi (44.6m)
902. Firmino (41m)
903. Baba (20m)

9000. Predro (27m)
90001. Schweinsteiger (9m)
9000001. Depay (27.5m)

Prices (in euros) taken from transfermarkt

>>64699441
so arsenal had Özil last year?

why wouldn't they play him then?

>>64698657
Post on Tumblr instead of here. There must be loads of lonely sex-change degenerates there, although obviously this means you will never be able to discuss football again.

reminder literally nobody will remember kante, vardy, or mahrez this time next season

>>64699380
>Paris St Jerome

leld out loud

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>>64699456

>>64698888
>The land of the 50-degree World Cup complaining about muh weather

>>64699463
>degenerates

pretty rude to be quite honest with you

>>64698872
Might stick a fiver on him going to Leicester

Zidane to hold his first press conference at 13:30 CCT

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>>64699380

>>64699273
Wouldn't have minded Matip but it was highly unlikely to happen, even if the offer was accepted why the fuck would he come here?

Swansea tickets arrived today, if I'm lucky I'll get to see some exciting new signings. If I'm unlucky I'll survive the coach journey and get to see Sunderland.

>>64699628
Always hope for disappointment, that way you'll not be disappointed.

>>64699580
I hope it all goes to shit for him.

>>64699580
I don't why they have hired him? Who even is he? Fair enough he used to play for them but he has no manager experience and his record as a player isn't even that good, he got 37 goals in 155 games according to wikipedia. Bale is better than him already.

>>64699451
otamendi has been decent, he's just being cucked out of clean sheets by mangala

>>64699580
>Who even is he?

>>64699648
Popular with the fans and can toe an official line. Doesn't matter that he isn't qualified to coach

>>64699580
real time zone pls (GMT)

learn to make threads lebanon

did trans died?

>>64699648
This weak bait

>La razón por la que no renuevo con el Bayern es simple. Quiero entrenar en la Premier League.

Game Over, EPLel.

>>64699648
he managed castilla, didn't he, fag

>>64699819
All the journos and agents shitposting are on their lunch break.

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>I rate Zidane as a coach

>>64699837
Enzo starting when?

>>64699433
>he'd go to spurs
>he wants to win titles
Lel

>>64699882
He'll go to Utd when they throw Adidas money at Real Mad. And be benched for Ashley Young.

>>64699882
If Spurs signed Bale today they would win the league this season that is a fact.

If Man United signed Bale today they'd have a decent shot at 5th.

>>64699837
>'managed'
even madrid papers were shitting on his work at castilla

Guardiola confirmed for England

>>64699912

>Pep coaching the 3 Lions

welp

>>64699910
yeah, i never said he was good

also whatever happened to the wonderkid Martin>

>>64699898
---de gea
young - blind - paddy - no one
--carrick - fellaini -
bale - rppney - depay
--(You)

>>64699990
My God Man Utd really are shit when you put it on paper like that.

Have Chelsea bought a good player yet?

>>64699927
he's still at castilla, though he rarely plays the full 90 minutes. It's crazy he's already earning 5m per season lel. Fookin florentino went full retard to convince him and now he has a useless money pit for the next 5 years. I'm sure the kid has talent but this all has been a huge fuck up.

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>manure holding off on sacking LVG and hiring mou because they think poop would come
>he goes to city
>mou goes to madrid after zidane finishes 4th and gets eliminated by roma in europe
>LVG retires
>united give rodgers a >6 year deal

>>64699990
that's probably the worst utd lineup you can come up with

>>64700020
djilobodji

>>64700020
40 million pound bid for vardy in the summer LRL-san

>>64699912

He's such an attention whoring faghot with all these teaser press releases every other month.

If I were a Bayern customer I would be pissed at this fag hyping himself up for his next job whilst he's meant to be managing the team.

Perfect manager for Arsenal desu.

anyone have that stoke/steak city badge?

>>64700072
>Faghot
Freudian

>>64700046
has he played even one match for chelsea?

>>64700009
Man Utd are a joke. A poor worn out running joke.
If it isn't the shit tier players on extortionate wages or the agents riding the club or the 50+ corporate sponsers selling the clubs crest like a shitty seal of approval for inane tack and trinkets to gooks overseas or the awful fact that their shirt sponsor Adidas, aren't happy with the style of football being played and are making this known to the jews who own the club is very worrying.
It's so fucking weak. I know corporate football is king now, but there's no Utd fan going to convince me otherwise that this is how things are done or should be.
Man Utd are only a football club in name now, what happens on the pitch doesn't warrant much importance.
The worse of all this, is the Glazernomics model is being rolled out by the other clubs.
Football will eat itself.

#rant

>>64700072
I remember the press conference when he confirmed he was leaving barcelona, zubizarreta immediately announced vilanova would be the next manager and poop got all butthurt because he wanted the club to wait 24 hours before revealing his successor. The man has some issues.

>>64700120
1 minute

Will Schalke sell Sané for 50m+?

>>64700126
According to Hitzfeld he has absolutely awful man managing skills. Barely ever holds one on one talks with players.

>>64700165
united will buy him after they buy mane for 40 million

>>64700124
>the Glazernomics model is being rolled out by the other clubs
their model is simply two big shirt contracts with adidas and chevrolet. Other than that the glazers are simply flushing the cash out of the club to pay for the loan they took to buy it while manurefags are left claiming to be rich and shiet. They have no football project whatsoever and keep buying shit players to the point I wonder if they are purposefully fucking up the club to decrease the value of the shares so small investors sell them and they can buy them all.

>>64700204
when you put it into perspective how many of the players on their team would get on bayern munich, barca, or real madrids first team? De gea probably, maybe darmian? after spending how much?

>>64700185
>>64700165
That'd be inSané Mané

>>64700126

man, i wish i could've seen that

>>64700169
he has autism and it so happens that his autistic obsession is football tactics

>>64700214
Aha.

Pep Guardiola has confirmed that he is to leave Bayern Munich at the end of the season in order to fulfil his ambition of coaching in the Premier League.

Guardiola, heavily linked in recent weeks with Manchester City, Manchester United, Chelsea and Arsenal, told a press conference: “I need a new challenge and I want to use that chance to be a manager in England.

“I want to experience the atmosphere in England and I look forward to [working at] the stadiums there. I am 44 and it is the right time. There are offers but I haven’t signed for anyone yet. When I have a new club I will let everyone know.
Premier League flashes cash at Pep Guardiola but does money always pay?
Paul Wilson
Read more

“The atmosphere in the Bayern squad is super and I will do everything I can to keep it that way. I will give my absolute best until the end. If I was 60 or 65 I would have stayed, but I think I am too young. It was a dream, it is a dream. I am very grateful to Bayern for this huge opportunity.”

>ask girl out
>get fined

It is 2016 afterall...

>>64700231
>I want to experience the atmosphere in England

>>64700213
>darmian
lolno he's been wank since the preseason, de gea and martial as a backup striker/winger, he's better than coman who gets to play a little for bayern

I heard Bojan has a 10m release clause. Why hasn't he been snapped up yet?

Official *ane power rankings

1. Bane

power gap

2. Kane
3. Mane
4. Sane
5. Keane

power gap

9001. Kilbane
90001. O'Kane

power gap

9000001. Zidane

>>64700273
because Hughes confirmed it to be false

>>64700273
>premier league
>release clause

>>64700231
why would he announce it now? I get that bundesliga is already won, but there's still a danger of players not putting as much work in and failure in CL

>>64700214
Have a (You) for the effort t bh lad

>>64700273
Because he only actually performs well once every 3 games, everyone forgets he exists in the other 2 because he plays for Stoke.

>>64700243
Fucking hell he's going to be disappointed if he takes over Arsenal then.

>>64700231
he wants to be a mourinho
lmaoing at his life

>>64700340
what he means by atmosphere is he cant wait to get his penis verbally fellated on a 24/7 basis by pundits and journalists in england

>>64699867
guys, can you tell me the meaning of
>I don't rate zidane
>I rate zidane
memes?

>tfw Stoke beat Liverpool tonight

>>64700204
they have to go to the real madrid route atm and just buy the best players and meme with the managers. They have to stop buying dutch players though they're shit until they hit their prime in their late 20s.

>>64700380
Ty based Squires.

>>64700213
I'd say none right now, and they've spent ~250m

>>64699094
Ayew has been shit in a shit team. His "free" deal shattered the wage structure at Swansea and he's getting £5m signing bonus.

>>64700231
I think Pep will take over United anyways City will take the league and pretend he's good enough.

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>>64699405
>Özil

>>64700401
It's more likely that Pep's taking over Arsenal than United desu senpai

>>64699287
>his name is Fuchs
>he plays for the Foxes
perfect.

>>64700423
why would poop go to arsenal over city where he would have more money and full control

arsenals board are too beta to fire wonger and he wont leave anytime soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi0CqDOruGo

literally best defender in russia
and he wants nothing more than to play in england

>I need a new challenge

If Pep wants a challenge why doesn't he take over a shit second tier club and win the European Cup?

And before you say it's not possible these days, it wasn't possible before Clough did it.

>>64700380
Kek.

Bovril reminded me of what Pete said on the latest football ramble.

>"I'd replace Bovril with Miso"

Is he basically 4chan weaboo confirmed yet?

>>64700423
Pep has a strong defense and a possession team at united. With good attackers he'll be able to walk in and do well.

>>64700438
He wants an easy job with a massive budget.
He's only ever worked in 1 teal leagues, the Prem might be too much for Pep.

>>64700456
Squires definitely lurks /sp/.

Alright /trans/

Post:
>Your team
>player(s) you want to buy
>player(s) you want to sell
>net spent
>manager next season
>predicted league position (trophies also if possible)

>>64700436
>why would poop go to arsenal over city
I never said that. I was trying to point out that the chances of Pep taking over United are very slim.

My money is also on him taking over City

>>64700438
this desu

why not Parma?

why not FC United of Manchester?

why not the Pentagon challenge?

pro-tip: he's a hack

>>64700438
manager careers are very fragile. He needs to make the most of the momentum, earn as much as possible and have the best players at his disposal. He'll have time in the future to take over shit clubs without budget or good players and be succesful or exposed

>>64700380
>Anyway, when are we on air?
kek

>>64700466
>He's only ever worked in 1 teal leagues
when he took over barcelona it was a halal league

>>64700463
City's defence are stronger than United's when they are not injury-riddled, and they are second behind United in >muh possession in the EPL.

>>64700380
kek'd at the sturridge injury part

>>64700471

>United
>Bayol, Marquinhos, veratti
>carrick, depay, young, fellaini
>90m
>poop or mou
>comfortable 2nd with FA

>>64699451
Good list to be h

>kroos is pretty much finished
> after just 2 seasons

Absolute comedy gold
Remember when he was literally long shots: 20 and scored like 15 blooters before poop came in and turned him into the white busquets?

>>64700471
Roma
Benatia, Vrsaljko, Lukaku, Sirigu
Rudiger, Maicon, Falque
No idea
Spaletti or Conte
3rd

>>64700560
No.

>>64698634
€50m is a robbery, but he's good

>>64698634
who?

>>64700471
>Your team

Spurs

>player(s) you want to buy

Lukaku OR more like Dembele

>player(s) you want to sell

Andros Townsend

>net spent

Depends how much Townsend goes for I think they will try to break even

>manager next season

MoPo of course

>predicted league position (trophies also if possible)

1st in Prem
Europa League winners

>>64700560

busquets is a good defender though

>>64700582
>50 million is robbery

they are going to end up paying 50 million POUNDS for martial after he makes a set number of appearances.

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>>64700605
>1st in Prem

>>64700560
He had 100% pass completion vs Valencia
20m average passing distance
11 long passes over 40m
62% forward passes

He's the best midfielder in the world by quite a distance, anyone who can't see this is a savage and an idiot.

>>64700624
All they need is a back up for Kane mate and they're nailed on for the title. Name one team as consistent, playing better football with a better manager?

>>64700626
That's not Verrati m9

>>64700611
Isn't it he wins the balloon dor, golden boot and a bunch of other shit instead of appearances?

>>64700637
Arsenal

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>>64700655

>>64700637
It's a fluke. Just like Leicester.

Besides
>Name one team as consistent, playing better football with a better manager
If they are the best and most consistent team, then why are they 4th?

>>64700471
>Your team
Blunderland

>player(s) you want to buy
A creative midfielder, a defender, a full back, a target man, a winger, another defender. Blackmail M'Vila into signing permanently

>player(s) you want to sell
Graham, Bridcutt, Buckley, Fletcher, Rodwell, Roberge, Johnson, Lens, Gomez, Mavrias, Matthews

>net spent
£10m

>manager next season
What time next season? Could be my turn soon.

>predicted league position (trophies also if possible)
19th
What's a trophy?

>>64700605
>1st in Prem
>Europa League winners
you're not really spurs lad

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Daily reminder Real Madrid paid 30 million euros for Kovacic, 32 million for Danilo, and 26 millions for Casemiro

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>>64700675
Honesty is a rare commodity.

>>64700675
atrophy is when organs or whatever shrivel up and waste away

dont worry about it lad

>>64700702
>shrivel up and waste away

Oh yeah we have them, they're called players.

>>64700671
>played every team in the league
>fluke
At least you aren't calling it a meme

And spurs are consistent, they keep drawing and that's what will stop them getting near the title. Think they'll finish top 4 though

>>64700671
>If they are the best and most consistent team, then why are they 4th?

To encourage complacency in their rivals. Mind games m8.

>>64700655
>losing 4-0 to Soton
>consistent

>>64700680
This is what you get for using Fifa video games for scouting.

>>64700666
>spuds supporter is a weeb

not surprising

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>>64700675
>>64700702
>>64700732

>>64700737
I always thought that reaction image was a d&d/fantasy thing not anime.

>>64700733
>played every team in the league
>fluke
These two are not mutually exclusive. Just like Leicester, eventually Spurs' good form will end and they will drop a lot of points.

I predict them to end up at 4th or 5th, depending on United. And next season they will be back to their "good" old selves.

>>64700566
i don't think Benatia would ever return
also i'd rather not see Iago go, he's not that bad as a sub for Salah, and i'd like Emery more than the two you listed

spurs here. that optimistic spurs bender doesn't represent us. best we all ignore him t b h

>>64700798
Who else are you seeing in the top 4 if you think spurs could end up 5th? Assuming it isn't Leicester

>>64700821
>t. cuck

>>64698634
He is young af, will turn 23 this year
But 50m
TOP
FUCKING
KEK

Ronaldo to MLS confirmed

>>64700798
>>64700831
>I predict them to end up at 4th or 5th, depending on United.

Arsenal or City are obviously going to win the title. My money right now would be on Arsenal, but a lot can change.

>>64700654
probably right, there was a set appearance bonus, plus national team caps bonus i think as well

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>>64700908
>its yet another fans think arsenal wont choke the title away again episode

>>64700438
this, even harry redknapp is supposedly coming to my literally who local club who hasn't won any thing in over 20 years and never qualified to any european competition, pep is a hipster fraud someone post that hipster image of him

>>64700931
Have you read that the waste of money (Hazard) will miss 2 weeks?
Scunthorpe, WBA, and Everton.

>>64700908
Yeah, Arsenal and City are nailed on for top 4. Assuming Leicester fall Spurs easily got 3rd unless United start getting a few goals. Otherwise they have no big challenge for a top 4 spot

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>>64700971
no worries la pedro is perfectly capable of passing back to azpi at the halfway line and sideways to mikel/matic from the opponents third, its like hazard never left

>>64700931
I'm not an Arsenal fan at all. But looking at the current favorites, I think Arsenal are slightly ahead of City.

City's main problem are their defensive line. Mangala + Ottamendi are not working out, and Kompany is out for another 3-4 weeks. Looking at the front, Aguero scored for the first time against Watford, since his 5 goals against Newcastle in October. Before, City could rely on his ability to score when they were in trouble, but at the moment he looks out of form. And Bony is simply just not good enough.

>>64700931
>they're reusing the unconvining City side win the title by default sub-plot, again

>>64700989
kek

>>64701010
Fucking based. But Pedro won't play against Scunthorpe, surely this will be the big chance for Kenedy, RLC and Traore. Surely.

>>64698680
>that we don't know.

Remy couldn't even get insurance at Liverpool due to his heart problem, so they had to cancel it.

May be something to do with that

>>64701017
You forgot they lost Aguero and Silva for quite some time. They are probably the best Premier League players and when they regain their form no one will stop City.

Mangala and Hart can keep cucking their own team but it doesn't matter when you can outscore the opponent.

>>64698617
He would be crazy to do so.
The attackers don't defend. The midfielders don't defend. One of the defenders don't defend.

>>64701047
nope, RLC is gone to another premier league side in the summer since he wont renew with >us and hes got 18 months left on his contract and the club will try to salvage some money from him untill we buy him back for 30 million pounds after he becomes GOAT at everton.

Kenedy and Traore will be loaned to championship clubs for further development untill they learn to stop trying to run at defenders and shooting at the goal like some dumbasses and put in wide crosses from 30 yards away like top top lads

>>64701069
>You forgot they lost Aguero and Silva for quite some time
That's true, but I simply basing my prediction on current form. But as I said a lot can change.

Undoubtly inform Aguero, Silva and KDB would tear any premier league side apart.

>Mangala and Hart can keep cucking their own team
Hart doesn't deserve all the hate he gets on /sp/

>>64700471
>Your team
Leicester

>player(s) you want to buy
Austin if it's about 6m
De Jong for the experience
Trippier

>player(s) you want to sell
Inler

>net spent
20m

>manager next season
Don Claudio

>predicted league position (trophies also if possible)
6th

>>64701096
it's sad how chelsea waste top england youth

>>64698872
walcott can finish, but he can't dribble or anything he's just pacey as fuck with an ok cross and can finish

>>64701070
I'm not asking why Mourinho didn't accept. I wonder why I heard 0 recent rumours of Real giving the job to him.

>>64701096
Don't forget they have to track back and defend more than a fullback because Ivanovic is either too tight or higher than the striker.

>>64701031
>it's a big teams are only considered because Leicester will fall at the final hurdle after bravely defying the odds all season while Watford miss out on the top 4 spin-off series

yeah, nah. I've been a Leicester fan since the Chelsea game and we've got this. Watford are my second team after securing victory against Liverpool and I know we've got a top 4 finish in us.

>>64701111
I do think the only way Arsenal can win the title is if they keep the rare consistensy they have showed this season. I remember they used to have every few weeks those 2-4 game slumps that ultimately always pulled them back to the 4th place. This season City is having them, while Arsenal has been bretty stronk.

>>64701131
there have been rumours of perez approaching him, but mou wants to live in england

>>64701159
The title is balancing on knife's edge, and could easily fall either way.

A simple injury for Arsenal, like say Özil or Giroud, and suddenly things are not looking good.

The title could easily go the team that strengthen their squad the best during the winter transfer window.

>>64701174
So he's stuck waiting to see which job Pep doesn't want then.

anderson - martial - mane

we pace now?

>>64701195
No because rooney would still start.

Neymar has won 5 trophies since Hazard last scored a goal.

>>64701194
Pep should go to Real

>>64700379
Imagine the shitposting

Tbf it's the more probable outcome

>>64701194
pep is going to city, respectable german papers have said it for weeks now, his best friend is the DoF there, the only people who think united have a chance are deluded fans who think LVG is "laying the groundwork"

If they actually miss out on Mou because they thought they would get pep it would be worse than >moyes>6years

>>64701131
He was offered the job, according to the Brazilian media (that tends to be very accurate on European soccer). He didn't accept.

Do you really think he would like to coach that team, with Ramos and superstars with no respect for coaches, a huge ego with zero teamwork?

>>64701225
what league are the teams called Hazard and Neymar in?

>>64701239
>Do you really think he would like to coach that team, with Ramos and superstars with no respect for coaches, a huge ego with zero teamwork?
Where did I say that.

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>>64700105
love it

>>64701235
Well, if Pep is going to City and Mou is set on staying in England then they're not going to miss out on him. Where else could he go?

>>64701286
who knows, maybe he gets tired of being jerked around and accepts the madrid job after zidane takes them to midtable in the league

>>64701269
I'm saying why he didn't accept. Unless they sell a bunch of prima donas, not many coaches will have success there.

Ironically, the only coach who would have the balls to do so is Pep, the least likely one to go to Madrid.

>>64701270
based
cheers la

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>>64701233
The league cup is our tournament lad.

Klopp needs to win it to confirm Rodgers as the only LFC manager since the 1960s to manage for a season and not win a trophy

>>64700471
>Your team
United
>player(s) you want to buy
a young DM
consistent winger
idc who as long as those types
>player(s) you want to sell
nick powell
valdes
fellaini
>net spent
9001m desu
>manager next season
probably van gaal still
>predicted league position (trophies also if possible)
3-5th

come on lads! don't die!!

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>Chelsea reportedly chasing Senegalese striker playing in Russia
> 12 goals and 8 assists in 28 league matches for Lokomotiv.

>>64701777
Thanks, I was thinking of staying alive staying alive.

Any updates on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?

>>64701827
Medicals la

>>64701777
/sp/ is dead la

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>>64700605
>Your Team
Spurs

>player(s) you want to buy
Need a replacement striker for Kane, would be happy with anyone - happy with the squad

>player(s) you want to sell
-

>net spend
Will be negative somehow as usual with Spurs

>manager next season
Mauricio Pochettino

>predicted league position
Would've said 5th at the start of the season, now looking more likely that it could be 3rd/4th. QF knock-out in the Europa League also.

Neymar is not going to Manchester fucking United.

>Okay Neymar lishen closhely
>Remember, no dribblesh
>No skillsh
>No cutting inshide
>Just run down the wing and crosh to Fellaini
>Okay?

>>64701827
confirmed la

>>64701925
good post la

>>64701925
haha well done lad look lads he typed cuck this is definitely my favourite meme haha

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Do you think he's guilty, /sp/?

>>64701920
>Just get to the shenter shircle and hoof it to Fellaini
ftfy

>>64701975
I know he's guilty. All white trash should fucking hang.

>>64701991
t. Kenneth R. Kratz

who /obamayang/ here?

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>>64701975
The evidence was planted, it's not so much a question of if he did it or not. Now the ex boyfriend on the other hand needed a real good hard look into considering the password and the ONE camera going where he just happened to find the car.

Brendan was completely innocent and got fucked by his shitty lawyer.

>supposedly her car keys
>only dna is averys on it
yeah sure it's hers

>>64702003

Avery did it, Dassey helped him cover it up. If you disagree you're an easily swayed retard that believes propaganda made by liberal bulldykes.

>>64700471
REAL MADRID
LEWA VERATTI
RONALDO AND ALL THE LOVKER ROOM CANCER
WHATEVER IT TAKES
ZIDANE
TRIPLETE

>>64701975
Who is that?