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Stoke City vs Liverpool - Prematch & Game Thread Uno Familia

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Stoke:

>pic related

Livershit:

>Liverpool FC @LFC 17m17 minutes ago
Confirmed #LFC team to face @stokecity: Mignolet, Clyne, Toure, Lovren, Moreno, Lucas, Can, Allen, Coutinho, Lallana, Firmino

Subs: Liverpool FC @LFC 17m17 minutes ago
Confirmed #LFC substitutes to face @stokecity: Bogdan, Milner, Benteke, Brannagan, Ibe, Smith, Randall

Carling Cup or whatever semi finals first leg.

Will the Stokie boyz makin all the noise c uck the klopp and make him flopp like his dad's dick?

Post in this thread to find out.
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Swansea City
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>>96
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>not linking the match thread in /trans/
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S T O K E A L O N A
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>not linking the match thread in /bundes/
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>Sakho injured again
>No striker playing
>Allen
>Lucas
>Lallana

fug, how did it go so wrong ;__;
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>mickey mouse cup
>these teams

Wew
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>not linking the match thread in /DailyProgrammingGeneral/ on /g/
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>>64704542
>>64704560

>linking the matchthread in pleb generals
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcy3gwwxat4

WHO /ANFIELD RAP/ HERE??
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Butland>Mignolet
Johnson<Clyne
Shawcross>Sakho
Wolshied>Skrtel
Pieters>Moreno
Whelan<Can
Cameron>Lucas
Arnie>Firminho
Shaqiri>Coutinho
Bojan>Benteke

>Spend 400 million
>Squad is worse than Stokes

How do you actually fuck up this badly?
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Shaqiri looks like he's got his rape face on in every single team photo.
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>>64704611
>How do you actually fuck up this badly?
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>>64704585
it will feel like an EPL game la
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>>64704633

DAVID
BRENT
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6-1 happens again

by the power of dubs, let it be so.
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>>64704633
He believed the media bias about himself
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>>64704611
>Shaqiri>Coutinho
>Bojan>Benteke

it's possible to be abl and reasonable, you know
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>>64704611
that lineup cost less than 150m. they wouldnt be using most of this shit but for injuries
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I hope you are all /a/BL here.
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>>64704673
>told club to buy Allen, Lallana, Lovren, Benteke, Borini for £110m
>cried about not having the tools to compete
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#TLFgang we out here
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>>64704699

>MUH BLOOT MAN
>MUH TALL BLACK DONKEY

Deluded m8. Bojan is much better than Benteke and Shaqiri actually contributes to games unlike le epic score a bloot when 4-1 down man
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last two digits will be the game score, check'em
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Score Predictions:
>0-0 boring draw
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>henderson injured
>milner injured
>sakho injured
>skrtel injured
>sturridge injured
>origi injured
>ings injured

life is suffering, what have we done to deserve this
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>>64704722
>tfw spent about 40 mil
>tfw you have 8 points past halfway through the season
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>>64704725
Just about to leave for the pub m8 soz
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>>64704719

i'm STOK/a/LONA
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>>64704730
>Shaqiri
>contribute to more than 3 games per season
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Why isn't the FA cup semi-final 2 legs too? Playing it a Wembley is fucking retarded.
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>>64704744

All of these players wouldnt start for City or Arsenal (except giroud for Sturridge)
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>>64704741
doesnt this have to have a winner? i think it goes to penalties
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>>64704746
>tfw you essentially paid £32.5m to relegate Villa
>tfw nobody benefited from it
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>mfw slipperpool can't handle the shaq attaq
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>>64704730
>Shaqiri actually contributes to games unlike le epic score a bloot when 4-1 down man

you mean like the city game
or the stoke game
or the chelsea game
or the southampton game
or the other city game

oh wait those were goals that won the game
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>>64704771
Nope, semis are two legged.
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>>64704771
2 legs mate
>letting an American be more knowledgeable in Football than you
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Scousers out
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>>64704769
wonga would play sakho purely because hes french

and i think hendo and milner are just as good as whatever mediocre stuff arsenal have at CM
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>>64704603
rude
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>>64704771
>that flag
>this topic
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>>64704801
Don't worry lad, we know why ABLs are so depressed and angry
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>>64704808
>>64704769
Henderson is unironically better than the shithouse that is Ramsey.
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ABL is a mental illness tßh lads

>>64704772
kek
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>>64704808

Milners dogshit in the centre. Have you ever watched him actually play there?
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>>64704765
I wish the spanish cup was only one leg. Two legs is a bore and always benefits the richer clubs
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>>64704744
>acting like those players are class outside Sturridge

K E K
E
K
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C O L D
O
L
D

W E T
E
T

N I G H T
I
G
H
T
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>>64704828
>Implyen im southern

;)
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>You're not allowed to complain about being forced to play your 4th choice centre back because your main centre back isn't good enough to play for barca

ABL logic
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>Mignolet, Clyne, Toure, Lovren, Moreno, Lucas, Can, Allen, Coutinho, Lallana, Firmino
Who's the striker until Benteke gets on the field?
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>>64704607
a friend of mine has this on 7", he inherited it from his dad

>the b side is the instrumental
>the b side is scratched to fuck
>his dad was freestyling over the instrumental track
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Ryan Shawcross is literally better than any defender at Liverpool 'football' club.
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>Watch sakho play
>The guy can barely control/pass a ball

why do people rate him? Why is every black french centreback shit?
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>>64704840
>implying having depth and rotational/substitution options is bad

you need a big squad m8, ours is barebones. if someones in shit form it doesnt matter because we have nobody else
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>>64704858
It's a mental illness mate, it's rude to insult them
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>>64704848
>people post this
>I can't post a proper stokealona without alerting the spam filter
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>>96
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>>64704872
Firmino like against City and Chelsea

>>64704879
>92% pass completion
>highest in the squad
>can't pass a ball

Stop falling for his awkward technique meme
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Half you will never be an ABL that lives and works on Merseyside. Does life get any better?
Daily banter is off the rails
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>>64704872
>playing with a striker

so 90s m8.

we 4-6-0 now
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>>64704611
>Shaqiri>Coutinho
>Pieters>Moreno
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Livercrap are going to get absolutely shafted here
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>>64704772
holy shit, when you put it like that it makes me think, what really was the fucking point
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>>64704719
Of course.
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>>64704939
The point was buying a striker because Sturridge will never come back.
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>semi final league cup game
>entire squad injured
>next match is fa cup knockout
>next match is arsenal
>next match is united

rip klopp

the abl media are going to have a field day with this
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>>64704918
It sounds like english but I swear I can't understand a fucking thing you just said
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>>64704835
I think you'll find that spanish football in general is a bore.
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>United are the new liverpool

Who are liverpool going to be now?
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>Lucas
>Lallana
>Allen
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>>64704964
barcelona

inb4 leeds
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>>64704964
Newcastle from 10 years ago.
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Liverpoo are fielding the worst team I've ever seen a professional football team field, it's hilarious
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>>64704765
>tfw there will never be an FA cup semi final at Villa Park again

feels bad man
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stoke going to get beat by liverpool's C team
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>midfield of lucas can allen

this is literally going to do fuck all

playing with 8 men desu

>>64704991
>laughing at players being injured

stay classy ABLs
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>>64704832
>Milner is dogshit in the centre
this

>Be Milner
>be shit in the centre
>complain about not being played in the centre
>go to liverpool
>play in the centre
>be shit in the centre
>be moved to a wide position
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>>64704959
that's why they smash your shit teams time and time again
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>>64704964
Milwall

(I would have said leeds but anon inb4'd and milwall fans are more cretin anyway so they match.)
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Mancs out
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>>64705007
>get to the semi final

>play your D team

mickey mouse cup desu. stoke if you lose to this please an hero
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>>64705041
The league cup is the hardest trophy to win though
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chinky has arrived lads

gonna tuck in lol
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Where do all the stoke players live? They obviously dont live in stoke and i find it hard to imagine that Peter crouch's wife (abbey clancy) would ever agree to move there with her husband.
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>>64705041
why did i quote your post anon im sorry

enjoy your free (you) though
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>>64705052
then why do liverpool have 8 of them
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>>64704953
>buy Balotelli
>big target man who doesn't run
>doesn't fit into liverpools style of play
>cant score
>buy Benteke the next summer
>big target man who doesn't run
>doesn't fit into liverpools style of play
>rarely scores a goal by random chance

everybody except the transfer comittee could see that buying what was essentially two white Andy Carrolls would end in failure
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>>64705052
Aston Villa have won it twice in my lifetime.

I think your logic is a bit flawed m8
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>>64705055
I tucked your sister in last night m8
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I get the feeling klopp had it too comfy at dortmund

maybe im wrong
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>>64705063
Four Oaks
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>>64705065
Because they are the most success English club.
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>>64705074
to be fair bentekkers was 100 percent brenny. all the other fuckups were the committee though

fucking hell why does committee need two ms, ts, and es? just make it comitee
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>>64705082
That was really nice of you. I know you really wanted to go to pizza hut for your older mates 12th birthday but getting a part time job as a babysitter really shows how grown up you are
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>>64704633
Remember the scourers were backing this man not that long ago when everyone else knew the truth
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>>64705063
Stoke isn't even a real place.
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>>64705106
i always knew you were based LRL. only took 3 years to show it
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>>64705100
Well the Dortmund fans cheered constantly.

It's gotta be weird going from that to a set of fans that are silent if they haven't scored a goal in the last 8 minutes.
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how is this even possible?
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>>64705127
I still think that he's good manager desu, he should go to some midtable team and prove it.
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>>64705144
he also never had to start kolo toure and joe allen in a cup semi-final

that was more my point
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It's not as much fun without Rodgers

#BrennyIn

maybe Newcastle will sign him for next season
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come the fuck on Liverpool don't disappoint me again or I'll just fuck off to the gym at half-time
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>>64705165
waiting for >moyes to come back desu. surely someone this summer will take him

they might be fighting over the same job
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>>64705152
but he was just fired from one
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>>64705145
>liverpool manager jurgen klinsmann
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>>64705011
you're underestimating just how shit this liverpoo team is t b h la
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>>64705020
Yeah they bored them to death
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>>64705100
Look what Flopp has to work with. His best is a brazilian fukboi that has suddenly become the prime playmaker.
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>>64705152
Decent with tactics but his ability to man manage top players was piss poor
A lot of liverpools players of pedigree left in his reign because he alienated them
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>>64705145
>Klinsmann
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>2 games
stupid
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>>64705198
Well yeah, but those players mostly play in the premiership.

In fact half of them are even playing today
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>We’ve had games when we’ve been excellent, games where we’ve been disappointing, but our consistency encourages us.

What did Hughes mean by this.
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>afellay still exists
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>>64705234
this is the type of shit that becomes a meme when a liverpool manager says it, but nobody gives a fuck when its literally anyone else
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>>64705201
can't agree, most encounters have been quite entertaining, and humiliating for the 'premier' league
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>>64705245
t.
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>>64705234
Kek, kind of an oxymoron
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kolo toure

kolo toure is starting
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>le lazy useless genius hue

he'll come good soon
r-right guys?
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>>64704699
On current form Shaqiri is better than Coutinho, and IMO has more to his game than him.
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>>64705255
because liverpool are a meme team
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>>64705278
hit the post with two blooters, been unlucky

still a lazy shit though
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i>referree from manchester
how the fuck is this allowed? fergie still pulling strings from behind the scenes i see
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le score one in every twenty blooter attempts man
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>>64705310
m8 he literally had 1 shot on target from past 16 shots

1 in 20 is generous
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http://strawpoll.me/6459252
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>booing coutinho because of his blooter to win the opening week
stoke fans are so sad
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>bow jan
>boy yan
>bow jan
fucks sake can broadcasters just stick to one pronunciation of this cunts name
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> The milk cup
No.
This is now a Jamie Vardy thread
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Who /shaqiri/ here
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my gay friend has been talking about wanks and bjs lately, being lewd and shit, he want me to go to his house next week.

should I go \b\?
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>>64705325
>ke bab
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>>64705278
no. he's a shit robinho, and robinho was already a shit robinho
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>>64705337
here tbqh
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>>64705329
i milked in your mums cup last night m8
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>liverpool playing well

stoke goal imminent
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Looking fookin brilliant lads
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Who /ABL/ here?

AND IT'S STOOOOO-OOOOOKE CITY

STOKE CITY F C

ARE BY FAR THE GREATEST TEAM THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN..
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>>64704772
that was a GREAT game
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COME ON LIVERPEWL
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>>64705329
i milked your mums c cups m8
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>>64705325


My wife's son is friends with Bojan's window cleaner. He said it's pronounced Bodge-in
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>drop benteke
>start playing well
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>>64704719
best believe it senpai
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we are dominating holy crap
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liverpools away support is fine

anfield is fucked though
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>>64705374
>we
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>>64705378
middle aged scouse cull when?
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where is markovic
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Lads I'm watching this on the Amazon Fire tv heheheh cheeky
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>>64705374
What part of Liverpool are you from?
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If livershite don't score in the next 10 mins they're gonna lose
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netto version of ibrahimovic
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I'm still not sure what kind of player Can is

His movement is pretty oafish
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KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO KOLO TOURE
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>>64705400
Cheshire
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Benteke + Lukaku = Stormzy
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>>64705397
being shit at fenerbache, shouldve loaned him to an epl team
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>>64705397
fenerbache

>>64705413
nobody knows. i dont think even he knows
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What you all having for tea lads?

Stuffed peppers and garlic n herb potatoes for me, they're cooking now they smell great 2bh
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>>64705371
>raising another man's child
Why is Ireland so cucked?
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might do a poo t b h lads
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>>64705378
Away support is always better than home support

just look at the Villa away fans
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Butland is so class lads
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Klopp should ban blooter attempts
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>>64705422
this man looks very Belgian, definitely European
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glen johnson > nathaniel clyne
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>>64705435
>replying to the wifes son meme
kill yourself fatlad
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>we STILL dont play purple Aki centre half to deal with the aerial balls

FUCK THIS TEAM
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>>64705434
Still waiting for my chinky to arrive. It's been an hour damn it
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>>64705454
>that flag
>that opinion
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>>64705422
Is that Purple Aki?
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Anyone have a mobile compatible stream?
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This really is a shit sport
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>>64705434
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>>64705465
what if a cute girl brings it?
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>>64705413
A deep-lying conquistador.
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>>64705465
There had better be someone else with you.
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>>64705465
you fat pig, don't you feel no shame to eat that much?
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thats hilarious

lallana stopped his run because he just assumed coutinho was going to shoot
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>>64705422
le backup dancer man
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stoke really need to work on their passing
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>>64705465

Fat cunt
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>>64705465

foarkin nice m8, love a good chinky

>>64705481

i hope this is only your afters
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feeling sleepy but I have to go to bed early since i need to wake at 4 for work. caffiene works for a few minutes then the crash makes me even more sleepy don't know what to do.
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>>64705487
>>64705492
>>64705499
How fucking skinny are you cunts? That's a normal meal you melts
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>>64705310
Have you ever scored a blooter? Stop acting like it's easy m8
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>>64705484
But he's Turkish
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>>64705434
peri peri chicken and chips

had garlic bread earlier

literally my nandos order
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>>64705483
Did you not see the flag? It'll either be a pole with a large bluetooth headset or a creepy looking middleaged Tamil guy.
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>>64705465
>crispy seaweed
good lad
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>>64705494
solid assumption, hes a greedy wee cunt
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anyone got a decent sopcast link?
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>>64705465
>30 pounds
>all that stuff
Damn I eat like a third of that for dinner
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is shaq a manlet lads?
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post yfw driving past Stoke on the M6

> mfw
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Is it just me or is, memes aside, Allen actually pretty good? Wouldn't mind seeing him in more league games too 2bh
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>>64705465
what a fooking fatass kek
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how do i unsubscribe from fat sleepy american's blog lads?
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>>64705513
Imam then.
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>>64705524
>>64705465
Btw chicken in orage sauce is great, I get that with some shrooms & bamboo from the chink.
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Can is obviously a Libero-minded Cattenaccio
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>>64705538
Go back to reddit
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>>64705531
doesnt really provide enough, and he's too small and weak

would be sound in spain
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>>64705511
are you dirty bulking?

>>64705531
hes a passenger, looks good if the team plays well, looks shite otherwise
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>>64705465
crispy seaweed?
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>>64705465
>deep fried seaweed

sometimes even i can laugh at british 'culture'
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why is it not raining? dont your weather know anything about memes?

smhiadwtbhwy (shaking my head in a disappointedly way to be honest with you)
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http://g.e-hentai.org/s/8957127c3c/886644-14
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>>64705511
>3 main courses
>2 servings of rice
It's a normal meal if you're a fatass, you fatass.
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>>64705531
Noticed this. Maybe he fits the Klopp system well?
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>>64705531
>tfw can't tell allen, henderson and flanegan apart

am I the only one?
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>>64705545
eating bamboo? are you a koala bear
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>>64705561
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>>64705567
that doesn't really make sense fatlad
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>le cut inside hue
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>>64705605
yes
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>>64705527
A giga manlet
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>its a coutinho firmino lallana arent dogshite episode
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pootinho
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>coutinho can't even beat one man any more
fucking hell ship him to barca for 20m
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>you still dont know if firmino is right or left footed
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>>64705611
Baka senpai, koala eat eucalyptus.
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>firmino has seen a vagina and you haven't
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>>64705605
I'm sure there are others with mental retardation, Alberto
>>
>le fancy footwork then do nothing man
>>
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Gave the chinky a ring. They said its on the way.
Lying twats. They better had cooked a fresh batch. I'm not waiting over an hour and a half for cold food
>>
>>64705590
>http://g.e-hentai.org/s/8957127c3c/886644-14
>gallery not found

what is it? why wasnt it found?
>>
If this ends in another 0-0 I'm never watching soccer again
>>
and that's why we binned glenno
>>
>>64705632
le flashy backheels men
>>
>>64705465
What the fuck? Last time I had fried rice it was a quid.
>>
>>64705648
you'd get better service if you didn't call them racial slurs thats fer sure
>>
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>Emre Chan

who the fuck names his son after a martial arts fighter
>>
>>64705632
L F C
F
C
>>
who /fox/ here?

why is there such a long break until the next game? We don't play until next week.

We're gonna completely annihilate those spurs lads!
>>
>>64705648
>phone up the chinky
>"Hi I ordered from you about..."
>"yes yes, order on way"
>*chinky hangs up phone*
>>
Considering I described Joe Allen as 'the defenition of an average footballer' he's actually looked pretty good so far
>>
weird, is that even more injuries
>>
>QT going off

poor boy
>>
>>64705487
>>64705492
>>64705499
>>64705524
>>64705532

>>>/twitter/
>>
>>64705705
that feel when jewish name
>>
>>64705465

That better be food for you, your wife and her son.
>>
>Injurypool
>>
Coutinho done his hammy lads it's all over
>>
>>64705616
That's how you unsubscribe from it you thick cunt
>>
>twitter metling down cos le shit for months at a time man done his hammy
>>
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>>64705571
It's fucking delish with some cashews m8, the Japanese wafer stuff not so much.
>>
>>64705694
Piss off, where do you live mate?

>>64705648
Do you get a free bottle of coke when you order a large amount lad? My local does that sometimes
>>
Don't worry boys, according to ABLs injuries don't change anything
>>
>>64705615
Where is her nose?
>>
>>64705758
>ibe
>>
>>64705705
>Germanic separate from Anglo Saxon
>>
>le blast it over man off
>>
>>64705739
Welsh-Norman here.
>>
>>64705769
Ye mate. They also throw in a few extra treats too
>>
>>64705739
i know that feel
>>
lmao liverpool are so fucking shite
>>
Well win now he is off injured. Too many cooks spoil the goals.
>>
I genuinely can't remember the last time sturridge was fit
>>
>>64705774
better than le row z man m8

also probably means based kent will get a run soon
>>
>>64705705
That's fucking odd, all my immediate family have Latin names.
>>
>>64705795
Like you need that, fatass.
>>
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>>64705434
>tfw hungry but nothing to eat
>>
>>64705705
>no mudslime names in europe
haha good one
>>
>>64705705
jew masterrace 2bh
>>
>ref plays on

where in the rulebook does it say if you nutmeg someone and then fall over its a foul?
>>
Posession
Liverpool 92%
Stoke 8%
>>
>>64705705
no ellie?
>>
>>64705810
>>
>>64705825
>he's never injured his feelings
>>
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>>64705773
>>
>another one ded

can't handle the vollgas futbol

only the strongest will survive this season
>>
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>get me a small, quick, black-
>he's right here, sir
>>
>>64705814
Go shop and get something you twat.
>>
>>64705824
my nigga
>>
>>64705756
go to sleep chunky
>>
Good match between two mid table clubs
>>
>>64705834
58 42 actually
>>
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>>64705814
>tfw your meal is first price vodka and first price wine
Might as well buy an helium tank right this moment
>>
>0-0

Nice """""""""""""""""sport""""""""""""""""""""
>>
Real scrappy mid table battle this one
>>
>>64705857
shops are closed to fag
>>
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>>64705855
ANOTHER ONE
>>
Real scrappy mid table battle this one
>>
View 1 new Tweet
Sky News @SkyNews 6s7 seconds ago
Geoff Hurst: England is ready to win another major tournament 50 years after world cup win http://trib.al/DSG2N9J

ITS COMING HOME LADS
>>
man this is hard to watch
>>
>That guy shouting

LEL
>>
>>64705885
united finally won a game have they?
>>
Real scrappy mid table battle this one
>>
>>64705890
>shops closed at 9.23
>>
>>64705890
At half 9? Lmao living in bumfuck nowhere
>>
>>64705897
Would sooner see Leicester win the premier league desu
>>
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>>64705890
>tfw trying to abort a post with a spelling mistake but you're too slow
>>
Real scrappy mid table battle this one
>>
>>64705870

52-48 pal
>>
>>64705912
>tfw no poor muzzie immigrants to work the lost hours
>>
stoke need so sing the hokey stokey desu lads
>>
>>64705890
Jeg mener det er Tasty's eller Milan der bringer ud til 01:00.
>>
>>64705897
>Geoff Hurst: England Can Emulate 1966 Heroes
By refballing?
>>
>>64705862
>>64705904
There are 18 teams in mid table
>>
Is Liverpool literally DUDE JUST BLAST IT OUTSIDE THE BOX LMAO: the team?
>>
>slavcelona struggling to beat liverpool reserves

>mark hughes
>good
>>
Real scrappy mid tabIe battle this one
>>
>>64705890
Can't you just pretend that you're not a faggot?
>>
>glen johnson, crouch, charlie adam

is this liverpools c team vs liverpools b team?
>>
is peter crouch a liverpool legend
>>
>>64705899
is it klopp?
>>
I can't even remember the last time I've seen a goal
>>
>>64705923
nice unusual twitter frog, is mine now.
>>
HHAHAHAHAHA BOJAN HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>
>>64705897
Bareth Wales is going to tear england apart
>>
>that corner

JUST
>>
Real scrappy mid table battle this one
>>
>>64704611
>bojan
>>
>bojan
hahaha that was horrible
>>
Real scrappy mid table battIe this one
>>
>>64705928
wow what an original joke nev

only read it like 3 times in this thread already
>>
>>64705930
It's the way to live.
>>
>>64705940
Yes. Who can blame them in this game though. Team of manlets against a parked bus encourages them to try and bloot sometimes.
>>
>le every shot blocked hue
>>
>"Ayy Couts yah startin today with that other Brazillian and 50-Cruyff-turns-at-the-halfway-line-man up front"
>>
>>64705694

I remember when a bag of chips were a pound. 2.50 now.
>>
Glen the Man is way better than Clyne
>>
Real scrappy mid table battle this one.
>>
For fucks sake, how do players that practice this shit literally every day of their life fuck up an easy chance like that?

He was free, no pressure and fucking fluffs it. If I fucked up that badly in my job I'd have a disciplinary or something
>>
>>64705945

More a Stoke one desu
>>
>>64705959
>That flag
>This sport
>>
>>64705891
Same agent as Sterling and acting like a cunt over his contract.
>>
ReaI scrappy mid table battle this one
>>
>>64705992

Real scrappy mid table battIe this one
>>
YNWA all the way from North America
>>
>>64705980
rare
>>64705972
wew how did you notice that
>>
looks like klopp is slowly getting into his rage mode

i think so far the language barrier has kept him kinda tame
>>
will liverpool take 3 points in this mid table battle?
>>
Both of these teams are mid-table. It is a scrappy game.
>>
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>>64705980
>a flag I may or may not have
>go to try and save it
>I already have it saved

feels bad man
>>
Real scrappy mid table battle this one
>>
Real scrappy mid table battle this one.
>>
Why are Stoke not winning yet they are the bigger team here
>>
>>64705945
debatable. not in the traditional sense. more a cult hero
>>
Real scrappy poortherner battle this one
>>
Ibe? More like Tribe
>>
Just cracked open an IPA to go with my stuffed peppers and potatoes lads

Wish I had my phone to show you with, they look amazing
>>
Klopp looks like he's thinking he should have got the Madrid job.
>>
>>64705983
>>
>Shaq v Moreno

Turbomanlet battle of the year tbqh
>>
Hi :)
>>
are these teams mid table?
>>
Getting a real 'middle of the standings duel' vibe from this game
>>
This is one hell of a scrappy battle consisting of two mid table clubs
>>
>>64706038
Autism
>>
ReaI scrappy mid tabIe battle this one
>>
why is it called a table

is there chairs?
>>
>>64706038
>autism: the post
>>
>>64706052
>bojan
>shaqiri
>affelay

team of manlets lad
>>
>>64706068
Not sure which is worse really, working with scousers or with Florentino Perez
>>
>>64706038
which one are you most proud of

im liking that caicos islands one
>>
>>64706076
Hello pal
>>
>>64705980
>having a chocolate bar as a flag
>>
>>64705339
sex is sex
>>
>>64706107
Bigger than Allen
>>
>>64705997
Really? Fucks sake guy was a Legend on FM14 for me
>>
If this were a boxing match it would be promoted as "the battle of the middlers - a scrappy affair"
>>
The best thing about these scrappy mid table affairs is that the game can go either way, you just never know
>>
firmino you shitehouse
>>
Tell you what lads, this battle is quite a scrappy one for these mid table giants!
>>
Not to worry lads, injuries dont really mean anything

an abl told me earlier
>>
>Lovren injured

Time for no CBs lmao
>>
FUCKING HELL

INJURIES BLOODY EVERYWHERE
>>
>>64706038
you dont even have australia you retard
>>
>>64706110
nauru

literally had never heard of it until i saw the flag
>>
Next person to say scrappy is a manlet
>>
OH FOR FUCK SAKE WHY THE FUCK DO WE HAVE SUCH TERRIBLE LUCK WITH INJURIES JUST FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
>>
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>mfw these injuries
>>
hahaha
>>
>more like injurypool

Kek
>>
>>64706143
He's a perfect mid-table player.
>>
>injurypool
KLOPP WORKING HIS MAGIC
>>
>>64706166
hahaha now you know how we arsenal fans feel aaaaahahahah!!!!

except, you know, we're top of the table and you're not.
>>
lucas played centre back for 5 minutes against watford

and still conceded
>>
You twats, this is a cup match. The league table has fuck all to do with the standings of the cup. this is the LEAGUE CUP ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN so will you lot shut up with the mid table talk fFs
>>
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I wish I was watching SPL right now.
>>
I'd expect this shit from Arsenal but not Liverpool
>>
mirin' lovrens boots desu
>>
>Lovren Injured
>>
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>>64705465
>Fried rice- 3.20
>>
>>64706166

might have something to do with the double training sessions and high pressing football :^)
>>
>it's another "shit english game" episode
>>
am I watching arsenal play?
>>
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>injurypool
>>
are chelsea the only club who have the balls to fire their physio? arsenal and liverpool always have big injury lists and change nothing
>>
>>64706165
spappy
>>
Can't I post off-topic even the game is dreadful? Come on jannies
>>
god damn milner looks nice without a shirt on
>>
>le literally can't play without hurting themselves team
>>
>>64706187
you have cech, ozil and giroud playing every match
>>
>>64706207
yeah well I haven't seen any high pressing in the past month
>>
I thought Klopp was a good manager guys, what happened?
>>
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You now remember Kenwayne "DA Mayne" Jones
>>64706165
next person to say what?
>>
HAMES MILNER
>>
Kolo'll be fine on his own
>>
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>this triggers the scouse
>>
>>64706221
zaf left in the summer lad, he wasnt fired tho
>>
>liverpool already dead
klopp actually did it, the mad man!
>>
So does Klopp train the players far too hard or something?
>>
QUICK! rank these boards from least to most homossexual: /sp/, /fa/, /mu/, /tv/, /v/, /fit/
>>
>Toure Can CBs
>>
PUT CAN AT CB KLOPP YOU FUCKING MANLET

WHY ARE YOU PUTTING LUCAS THERE
>>
Cold windy Tuesday nights in Stoke will kill you
>>
>Klopp ruining based Rodgers work of getting to the League Cup semis

What an actual cunt. And Liverpool fans are okay with this?
>>
>>64706207
that worked perfectly fine at dortmund for 5 years even with champions league
>>
>>64706219
>>
>>64706283
last time can played centre back they lost 6-1 to a team called stoke
>>
>>64706240
he never was senpai, he is the german brenny
>>
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>its a "fans of 'big' teams attempt banter" episode
>>
>>64706283
>KLOPP YOU FUCKING MANLET
He's like 6'4.
>>
>lucas toure centre half

slowest pairing ever
>>
/fit/ is deffo the most homo
then /fa/
>>
>>64706273

MOST
>/fit/
>/fa/
>/mu/
>/v/
>/tv/
>/sp/
LEAST
>>
>>64706283
Because Can is an actual footballer where lucas is just a piece of shit who is pointless in the midfield so may as well put him at centerback where all he's required to do is be rough
>>
IBEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>
STOKE HUMILIATED BY LIVERPOOLS D TEAM

HAHAHA ABLS REKT
>>
EBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
>>
>Stoke
>>
IBE IBE IBE IBE IBE IBE!!!!!!!
>>
Damn you Klopp
>>
>Choke
>>
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>>64705774
>>
>>64705774
haha fuck you
>>
>>64706304
>6'4
>big

fucking manlets
>>
>>64706296
Biggest team in England still la'..
>>
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SOMEONE SCREENCAP FIRMINOS 4CHAN TATOO ON HIS ELBOW WHEN HE WAS CELEBRATING
>>
>>64706273
>>64706312
>not /hm/
is that some kind of epic meme?
>>
>>64706312
/sp/ is at least a bit homo. Just the favourite Arsenal body shit pushes it up a bit.
>>
lel what a goal
>>
Who do you think will be the next injury tonight?

I'll vote mignonle
>>
BASED ALLEN
>>
Ibe(lieve)
>>
IBEYYYYYY
>>
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>it's a great time to score
>>
>>64706317
jordan 'im not fucking palestine' ibe!!!! NICE
>>
EYEBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
based allen

why does everyone hate that guy?
>>
>>64706302
Your mum.
>>
>IBE COULD WALK INTO ANY CHAMPIONS LEAGUE TEAM

BETTER THAN STERSHIT LA'

BETTER THAN STAT BABIES OZILSHIT & SILVASHIT COMBINED
>>
ok abls cya next sunday

>>64706347
this tßh
>>
>>64706349
We're all a bit gay lad.
>>
>>64706373
>96th IP in this thread

lmao
>>
>>64706339
>le you're a manlet if you're not 8'9 maymay
>>
FUCKING FIRMINO WHY THE EXTRA TOUCH
>>
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>>64706347
>>
Goddamn Stoke are playing like shit
>>
>>69
>>69
>>69


Reminder that Liverpool will Finish below Chelsea this year
>>
>>64706379
liverpool play on friday

you'll get another chance
>>
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>>
God Damn Firmino What The Fuck Are You Doing Just Shoot
>>
>>64706364
Because hes shite technically

Hes fantastic at running around all game and being snapped without getting an injury though
>>
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That Liverpool Feel
>>
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>>64706356
Say the magic words and I will.
>>
Who /AGDQ/ here?
>>
>>64706364
he called himself the welsh xavi unironically
>>
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ayy lmayo
>>
>FIRMINO

LMAO WHAT A DONKEY
>>
>>64706293

You have a winter break
>>
firminos ball control is so shit
>>
>>64706388
taking an extra touch was fine, its just that it was a shit one
>>
>>64706390
>sweden saving this pciture
of course
>>
>>64706390
Bobby's got some shit tier tattoos la
>>
>>64706351
nah. first clyne, then mignolet red, so we get an outfielder in goal
>>
>>64706418
fuck off you autistic twat
>>
>>64706419
not after Brenny baptized him that

look up the original video
>>
>>64706419
I think it was Rodgers that called him that
>>
>>64705980
RARE
A
R
E
>>
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>>
>>64706402
dreadful goal
>>
Im shit at football and ive never had a shot that bad

what is wrong with professional footballers
>>
looks like stoke can't handle a cold rainy night at stoke
>>
>>64706390
liverpool is an irish club m8
>>
>>64706390
firmino is an epic memer confirmed
>>
>>64706425
>le shit robinho
>>
>>64706390
dat 4chan clover
>>
to beat liverpool you just need to park the bus and counter attack

not rocket science
>>
>>64706456
stay mad stoke
>>
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Whats the GOAT basic cooking herb

my vote go's to basil?
>>
>>64706455
Why didn't you just make a thread with it you ming mong.
>>
Hughes looks like he's already preparing his lungs for all the shouting he's gonna do
>>
>>64706418
What are the memes saying cuck?
>watching nofunallowed: the event
>>
>>64706490
I don't the english name for 10, but I'd go with that.
>>
>>64706490
Oregano 2bqh
>>
Stoke play a mary sue brand of football
>>
Will stoke be able to get a point from this game? stay tuned to find out
>>
>>64706540
Cilantro
>>
>>64706490
>BASIL IS 7-1
>>
sloppy as fuck stoke
>>
>>64706490
Coriander you melt
>>
>>64706455
I like it
>>
>>64706490
Rosemary
>>
>>64706540
coriander lad. fine choice t b h
>>
>>64706531
>nofunallowed
I'll have you know a runner made a Leroy Jenkins reference today
>>
>>64706490
Potato
>>
>>64706441
I like your style
>>
>>64706604
We use it a lot here in Brazil, for everything.
>>
>>64706612
>>64706612
>>64706612
>>64706612
NEW THREAD
>>
>>64706547
how do i pronounce oregano?
>>
>>64706596
POO
>>
>>64705465
three quid for fried rice is a fucking con though
>>
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i think they are slipping because of all the water on the pitch
>>
>>64706490
pizza
>>
>>64706490
thyme or tarragon
>>
>>64706490
SAGE
>>
>>64706596
Coriander is good but over rated and only good for a few things
>>
>>64706654
Orahgahno
>>
Based Allen with the double ankle breaker
>>
>>64706654
oh-ree-jay-no
>>
>>64706490
Mint
>>
Oh Ray ga no
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