/cric/

>>64697183

decent, threadcounter

better than your pathetically limited range of Holly images

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

>>64697200
I was gonna use another Gayle image but i thought the last 2 threads were enough

>>64697183
>major sponsor just went in to voluntary receivership

Lel. No more giftcards for the players.

Any of you lads gonna go see daniel's band play?

>>64697235
>He's 27 now

Jesus Christ, he carries on like he's fresh out of uni, would not have pegged him for older than 25 by the way he goes on

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>>64697253

https://twitter.com/SamSquiers/status/684246649867116544

When are you guys going to learn?

>>64697253
That's what you get when you eat an asian girl's ass.

>'man with no name'
>his name is jarryd

These OPs are fucking trash. This is literally a gamethread so it should be "OFFICIAL ADELAIDE STRIKERS VS PERTH SCORCHERS GAMETHREAD #1"

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>>64697266
Lel. This dude is immediately squaring her up to get called a racist.

>>64697269
Why the fuck are you guys obsessed with him?
Does he even post here?

post awkward/sexist moments in sports that trigger the SJW's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owzUsbtTtMY

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>>64697253

>>64697269
He literally called himself "ManWithNoName" because of a Futurama bit. He had no idea about Clint Eastwood's character when he made it.

>>64697274
>watching the Boorish Blacks League

are you enjoying your official Summer of Cricket?

>>64697274
No, you filthy fucking casual, the only relevant game that is on tonight is England v South Africa.

>>64697274
These threads will spill over and include the test match. A general like this is better with all the scores and tams playing

>>64697253
>>64697263
reddit unironically thinks this man is cool

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>>64697307

>>64697298
Mate, it has about the same chance of a result as the Aus/WI test

>>64697279
Shut up
Shut the fuck up alright

We're doing this shithole a service

>>64697274

there's two games that will both be in this thread

this "poomunity" is too dead to support two gamethreads

remember what happened when Daniel unironically created his NZ gamethread?

>>64697323
you cranky bro

>>64697327
>remember what happened when Daniel unironically created his NZ gamethread?
It was literally fine the first two times. The one that you're referring to failed because a) I went on a tramp for four days and couldn't post and b) the other two NZ main guys were both wagecucking

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>>64697279

>>64697323
Who's >we?

>>64697327
> small community

We allready have 11 unique ip's mate, and only two or three are proxies

>>64697316

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING casual detected.

>>64697342
What's a tramp?

>>64697342

wait, so you think the first two threads were "successful" because you spent all day talking to yourself?

kek

KEK

K E K

No, daniel. The only difference was that I kept the last alive by bumping it for a few days before everyone caught on to the meme of mocking you.

>>64697350
12 just for u

>>64697342
The first two times people posted in your thread for the AUS/WI test because /cric/ was in the title and you got the first thread in. When you went solo away from the main /cric/ thread things went south

>>64697362
Do you not have those in australia?

You go to the middle of nowhere for a few days, walk 80 odd km and then come back

>>64697377

thats called a hike

>>64697356
> unironically thinks a test 3 wickets into the second innings at the start of day 4 with de villiers and Amla on one team and cook on the other is going to be anything other than a draw
> other people are casuals

>>64697377
so a hike

>>64697377
camping or a drug trip

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r8 my team lads
who should I put in for Abbott?

>>64697356

statschink just exposed himself as knowing nothing about cricket

>>64697366
I never said "successful", I said "fine". Seriously, what the fuck is up with you guys and being obsessed with your e-peen community sizes. Discussing a match whilst 400 other people are discussing a totally fucking different one in the same thread is literally and objectively retarded. Especially when the two aren't even closely related (ie in the same league)

I'd literally rather talk to myself in my own thread than talk to myself and get drowned out by billions of fucking memespouting summer of cricket casuals who can't go five minutes without posting >DAT WALLOP BASED CLARKE BASED CLARKE BASED CLARKE BASED CLARKE BASED CLARKE BASED CLARKE BASED CLARKE BASED CLARKE BASED CLARKE BASED CLARKE BASED CLARKE BASED CLARKE BASED CLARKE BASED CLARKE BASED CLARKE BASED CLARKE like fucking juveniles.

>>64697399

Dont pick Richardson or Paris because theyre about to go off to the ODI squad

Meme and Dorff is probably too expensive.

Maybe Willey? He might be used as an opener once Darsh fucks off to the ODI squad

>>64697385
>>64697392
shit word, hike implies you're just walking in a straight line along a road

I suppose you don't have tramps because you have no scenery

>>64697406
F U R I O U S
U
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U
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>>64697406
kek

danlel on suicide watch

>>64697406
calm down

what he's saying is you don't get that effect in /cric/ because we're fairly small. Also, most of us if we're into cricket enough that we're posting on a small anonymous forum, are probably following two matches if they're both happening.

Daniel is fucking losing it lads

Also, GOATstralia has pulled out of the U-19 World Cup. it is in Bongladesh

http://www.espncricinfo.com/icc-under-19-world-cup-2016/content/story/958299.html?CMP=chrome

>>64697415
they have a rock

>>64697415
What, now you think you're fucking bilbo

>>64697406

see >>64697429
you fucking retard.

I've been watching both the BBL & SA/Eng Test everyday at the sametime.

At the very least I'm regularly checking the cricinfo score.

Reminder that /nrl/ runs /cric/

>>64697446
kek


KEK

Stay irrelevant

>>64697438
I watch BBL on tv and the test on stream tbqh

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daniel confirmed for on suicide watch and absolutely F U R I O U S

>>64697446
run it str8 ow: the sport

>>64697452
kys krazycuck
>>64697457
kys daniel

>>64697453

yeah same, have the TV on the desk next to me and watch the Test on FoxGo

>>64697460
10

preparing for Daniel to claim that my post wasn't him

Is Pollard gonna be injured the entire BBL?

Gayles $10000 fine is a bit over the top

do you lads stay hydrated?

I've been drinking water regularly for many years now. feels good having clear piss most of the time

>>64697282
I blame vapour lock.

>>64697476
Oh shit i never thought of drinking water to keep hydrated. Thanks for the inspiration mate

>>64697311
>celebrity cube
>it's not a cube
>he's not a celebrity

LGTSS

>the fucking state of new zealand.

>>64697282
what's the song that starts playing from 0:07?

I didn't realise it was that old. I thought it was a recent song because I've heard it being played a lot this year at sports matches

>>64697460
'no'

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>The Melbourne Renegades star has dismissed the criticism claiming he was just having a “fun bit of workplace harassment” and it was “nothing more than you’d see in a complaint to human resources but broadcast across the country.”

>“I think this is being blown out of proportion,” said Gayle. “All I was trying to do was to make her feel uncomfortable in the workplace. It was just a little joke to remind her that I don’t see her as a professional. What’s wrong with that? It’s just a little bit of fun to assert my dominance and attempt to lessen her worth.”

>The cricketer has refused to apologise, saying that he didn’t really see a problem with the comments being in a professional setting.

>“Sure, she’s just trying to do her job in already difficult circumstances but one little proposition won’t change that. I mean, it’s like when I’m in at bat. I don’t mind having a little distraction every now and again. Sure, if someone moved near the sight screen or my marker scratching was slightly out or there was a plastic bag on the field or someone was crouching too close to my crease or my helmet didn’t feel right or the grip on my bat wasn’t up to standard or if the light was slightly less bright or if there was a slight drizzle then I would be completely incapable of doing my job but other than that you can just shrug it off.

>“It was a pretty good line, though, wasn’t it? Don’t blush baby. Ha! Actually, I heard that line when watching this video on workplace harassment. I didn’t really pay attention after that. I was too busy jotting down that line. I should really rewatch it.”

Chris Gayle on madmanwatch

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For anyone who missed the Grandstand shambles its here about halfway down

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3384786/Female-sports-reporters-creepy-encounters-cricketer-Chris-Gayle.html

>Mel Farrell in tears
>"he's a big guy"
>Chris Rogers white knighting

>>64697602
who wrote that? surely they can get in trouble for libel or some shit by trying to claim he said those things even if it is just satire.

>>64697602
You can tell how fucking seething with anger the SJW who wrote this was.

>>64697612
she pretty much said to just move on, why does he need to be fined?

>>64697621
sbs did lol

>>64697649

she never made it an issue

it was the SJW's and click-bait media who did

she's not an idiot, she doesn't want her career to be defined by this non-event

>>64697650
SBS comedy you fucking retard. Not SBS news.

>>64697668
Exactly, when you see how small the incident actually was, and then you see the articles being written it really does look pathetic.

>>64697602
How is this workplace harassment? Last I checked Chris Gayle and Mel McLaughlin aren't employed by the same people. So any time someone shuts down a reporter they can claim workplace harassment? It's like if the police arrested a drug lord and they claimed workplace harassment.

>>64697230

kekek

>>64697668
Ironically by infantalising her like this they've essentially done just that. What a joke. I mean I don't really like her at all but I feel a little bit sorry for her in this case.

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>>64697612
>mfw Mel would easily choose to bang Gayle over Rogers

>>64697675
Shut the fuck up you cunt don't ever fucking respond to me again unless you are contributing to this thread

>>64697675
>SBS passive aggressive, overly PC "comedy"
Fuck I wish they would get rid of Marc Fennell and every other smug cunt who works on The Feed. Who wrote this, anyway?

>>64697699
>all comedy should always reflect my particular political values

>>64697681

its a classic case of trial-by-media

This circus really gave the Renegades no choice but to fine him. If they didn't then the media would attack them and damage their reputation.

The simple matter-of-fact is that at this stage of his career Chris Gayle isn't valuable enough to risk their business reputation over. It wouldn't be that difficult for the Renegades to get another overseas batsman who can hit a handful of 30's and 40's for them.

Building a reputation is much more difficult and valuable than that.

The whole problem came about because she's shit at her job, she has no personality and can't interact on a basic level with these blokes. The interviews are always cringeworthy and the Gayle one was a whole new level of cringe.

>>64697706
Mate, they can say what they want; they raise the money themselves generally, but that doesn't mean I have to like it. That's not so much comedy as it is a teenage girl having a fit because someone disagreed with them. Regardless of personal politics, it's passive aggression disguised as comedy which I can't respect under any capacity as it shows the complete amorality of the writer and the lack of balls to seriously stand by their convictions.

>>64697724
It's satirical news you fuckwit. That's how you do satire, by showing the absurdity of a situation without directly discussing it.

>satire is amoral

Jesus how fucking dumb are you?

>>64697690
Gayle is spaghetti-pockets personified. Everyone saw that on TV last night.

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>"what song would you like to hear anon?"

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The Daily Meme is going all out

>>64697777

checked

>>64697778
Bulls on Parade

>>64697815
fucks sake, this is retarded
Half of these """""journalists"""""" had probably never heard of him before Monday, absolutely pathetic

>>64697778

Don't want no short dick men

>>64697842

its quite extraordinary

That article is literally just some twat whos gone onto his Twitter and instagram for the first time

The biggest irony of this all is that Channel 10 were playing this up about Chris Gayle just last week. They were joking about the strip club in his room during commentary for one of the BBL games to try and hype him up as the generic 'cool' Jamaican.

>ad right before this interview was one for im a celebrity where julia morris makes some objectifying joke about chris brown

lmao

>>64697778
I Don't Like Cricket

>>64697778

whats up with all the fingernail scratches on the bed post?

>>64697778
wonderwall

>>64697778
It Ain't Me

>>64697602

top lel, good work friend

>>64697842
>>64697815

someone should send the Daily Meme journalist this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StrCzi1idvQ

I'd bet you they unironically add it to the article

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>>64697881

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Who /strikers/ here?

>>64697682
kek'd tbqh

Some absolute gems on /r/cricket desu imo senpaitachi

Tipping Strikers in a "close" one.

why the fuck is the project still on

get fucked

and more...

http://www.theage.com.au/sport/cricket/chris-gayle-exposed-himself-to-me-woman-20160105-glzrkp.html

> Cricketer Chris Gayle, already facing a barrage of criticism over inappropriate remarks to a female television reporter, allegedly indecently exposed himself to a woman during a Sydney training session at last year's World Cup.

>>64697992
If I were a famous cricketer I would sneaky nuts at every opportunity

the mustache man

>>64697998

>#ForeverFaster unironically earns more than Bitchie McCheat

kek

KEK

Will Amla score a triple ton?

>>64698018
the test only goes for 5 days

>>64697947

didnt know Sadelaide had internet tbqh

do you think next season the Gayle interview will be on the BBL intro highlights?

>>64698018

Will Amla is a haircare product m8

>>64697406

someone have the Goose KFC image?

Took a couple of photos at the game lads

fuckin niggers. why do we allow them in our country?

>>64698060
Who else will pleasure and impregnate all of the white women?

why cant test cricket have catch up days if there is nothing scheduled for awhile, friday and saturday weather will be fine

Who ManWithNoDick watch here?

>>64698060
fuck off Mel

>>64698072
lebs already do

>>64697612
rogers the typical limpdick white beta

>>64697307
fucking reddit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

Controversial opinion incoming:

I believe that the Mt Maunganui ground is better than the Basin Reserve

>>64698096
the terraced seating looked nice

>>64698096
probably more to do with it being in the mount rather than in the fairweather capital of the world

>>64697621
you're a fucking mong

>>64698091
t. Turkknjaydee

>>64698096

post a pic lad, missed the whole game wagecucking

Is there any place in Auckland where a test venue would look GOAT?

>>64698108
omg i hate reddit so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111

>>64697724
what the fuck are you talking about

>>64698096

i have no idea what either of those grounds are

do either of them have a capacity >10000 or a boundary larger than 40m?

serious question

>>64698116
It's ok m8, I'm sure Marshy will score a ton to calm you down

>tfw Sky spent the entirety of yesterday talking about Cook was going to make South Africa follow on
kek

>>64697837
kek

>>64698126
omg i hate reddit so much i want to keep mentioning them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111

Turknjaydee has finally lost it lads

>>64698120

Basin Reserve unironically has a capacity of 13k lmao. It's even in the middle of a fucking roundabout.

It's a top tier cricket ground though, just for >muh tradition

>>64698060
>our country?
They were here first

Is Darren Lehmann related to his son Jake Lehmann?

>>64698140
Nah m8 just friends

>>64698139
suck me off

>>64698105
Probably. Has a lot to do with the geography. BR is a giant round about in the middle of a busy road so they will never expand it and you get run over by a car as soon as you walk outside. Mount is surrounded by lush sports fields and parks with lots of parking.

>>64698113
I took some panoramics and a couple of the team but I didn't really focus too much on it. Might chuck them up later.

The sky coverage was good and they had awesome drone flyovers of the town.

>>64698120
>LE LOOK HOW IGNORANT I AM I LITERALLY KNOW NOTHING XD :D XDDXDXD

>>64698120
Basin seats 14000 and yes it does. It's the oldest and best cricket ground in NZ.

>>64698149
I refuse to think even Americans are dumb enough to not see through his bullshit.

But then again they re-elected Bush.

>le fug le amla
he's going to top score this test.

Playing Nelly on the PA?

sexist tbqh

>>64698156
>LE FUG LE GORGE BOOSH XDXD

>>64698156
What bullshit?

>>64698156
*m'tips f'edora*

>>64698154
t. newcunt who has never actually been to a test at the basin

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>Poo Peelians will never EVER enjoy a comfy day of test cricket relaxing on a grass bank with a picnic basket and a cold beer watching Kane hit another glorious cover drive

Seriously, how do they not want to kill themselves?

>Worst Australian fielding

>>64698164

>LE IM A LE SMART BUSINESSMAN EVEN THOUGH MY BUSINESS ARE TANKING AND ON THE VERGE OF BANKRUPCY SO GIB VOTES BECAUSE I CAN BECOME FRIENDS WITH PUTIN AND LE END THE WAR WITH SYRIA

If you actually fall for this shit you don't deserve a vote. I don't even like the Demoshits but this guy is a fucking joke.

>>64698170
Wut I did that just a few weeks ago at the WACA,

Fucking awful game of cricket though.

>>64698175

>caring THIS much about BSA "politics"

kill yourself

>>64698175
Not an argument there, try again.

>BBL fielding
MUH FAST-PACED SKILL-BASED GAME. LOOK HOW GOOD FIELDERS ARE NOW XD XD

>>64698175
I get all my political opinions from The Project: the post

>>64697612

literally this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-vuVjiF8Jk

>>64698170
but Daniel, the hagley oval is usually packed and unless you bring a chair it's shit

Think about how comfy Mark Waugh's life is

>>64698185
>LE FUG LE BROJEGD XDXD

>this whole thread
>LE

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>>64698181
>>64698185
Go to bed, Saxon. There is not ONE credible implementation outlined for ANY of his "proposals".

But you can keep on memespouting >LE U CANT LE STUMP LE TRUMP and silently wonder why none of your normie facebook friends like your dank memes even when you post le smug frog they all know and love.

>>64698201
im on mobile. what country is this?

>>64698201

BIG

>>64698201
>LE FUG THIS THRED XDDDDD

Fuck I hate Hogg

>>64698204
>LE U R LE ZAGZOM XDXD

>>64698179
>40 degree heat
>comfy

>>64698175
You don't even understand why he appeals to so many people.
Middle America is naturally afraid of losing their livelihoods and cultures to foreigners, thanks to a political establishment which does not give a shit about them. Trump is an outsider who speaks their language.

The fact that you referenced Bush shows how little you understand the situation. Jeb is Trump's biggest enemy.

>>64698156
>But then again they re-elected Bush.
Did they?

>>64698182

its literally a 45 year old (Hogg) and a part-time Keeper (Wankcroft) fucking it up

Wicketkeeping is the only area that has declined because of t20 because teams like Perth and the Stars don't use real wicketkeepers

>>64698215
>LE FUGG LE ZUMMER XDDXD :D

>>64698216
Jeb isn't even a threat at this point, Rubio or Cruz is

>>64698215
I wear a jumper if its 40 mate.

That is fucking nothing, now as you get closer to 50 it gets a little bit uncomfortable but nothing a cold beer won't fix

Fuck off to /pol/

No one comes here to read this shit

>>64698227
le

>>64698213

he got called out on calling everyone me so now he has defaulted to calling everyone Saxon or Turknjaydee

>>64698227
YOU are the one who brought up /pol/ in the first place, statschink.

It's not our fault you got PTFO.

>>64698175
I think that's the very definition of a smart businessman if you can survive several bankruptcies and still maintain an empire

>>64698227
t. Edmund Mumbumbo

>>64698224
I know, but Jeb still represents what Trump and his supporters are fighting against. The idea that Trump is the successor to W Bush is totally incorrect.

>>64698216
I get where he's coming from, but he's yet to make one rational proposal, or at least rationally explain any of his proposals without just spouting hot air.

>>64698211
How is it possible to hate him? The commentators suck his dick obnoxiously of course.

>>64698222
Bancroft is a "real" wicketkeeper, just maybe not 1st class. Whiteman is their 1st choice keep.

>>64698232

t. bitchstralian

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>>>/wsg/890221

IT'S HAPPENING

http://www.theage.com.au/sport/cricket/chris-gayle-exposed-himself-to-me-woman-20160105-glzrkp.html

FUCKING CALLED IT >>64698188

>>64698233
I'm someone else moron

No one comes to /cric/ to read >LELELE shit about politics

>>64698226
Nice bait, but I won't fall for it.
Be more subtle if you want to rile up LSCM.

>>64698249
kys pooniel

>>64698204
Not capable of articulating your own ideas?

what did you lads have for dinner? pot and parma here

>>64698241
>Bancroft is a "real" wicketkeeper

No he isn't

he doesn't 'keep in Shield or even one-day cricket.

he is a batsman who they have thrown the gloves because their real wicketkeeper (Whiteman) is injured

He is a part-time wicketkeeper. That is what I mean by not a "real" wicketkeeper.

Handscomb also meets this definition. I'm sure they both have experience keeping in grade cricket but they don't do it profesionally.

>>64698239
>making rational proposals at this stage of the campaign
First election daniel? Seems like everybody who complains about trump knows nothing about politics, particularly american politics.

>>64698246
Honestly if he did this he should have his contract ripped up, it sounds like a meme but I hate being around this kind of shit and I always make a stand.

Not even being a reddit fag but I saw one of my "mates" slide his hand onto a girl's arse when we were out a few weeks ago and I was so disgusted that I called him the fuck out and we all agreed that there is a fine line between being a creep (cool - will help you get laid) and a creepy shit cunt (Gayle)

>>64698249
>its a statsgook pretends to be someone else episode

fuck off faggot

Tonight 19°C
Tomorrow 21°C

>>64698226
>>I wear a jumper if its 40 mate.
When I see people wearing long sleeve shits in summer I think junkie

>>64698191
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>>64698253
12
>>64698257
13

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>19 (You)s

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ITT: we post old fag memes

who /thirsty/

>>>/pol/60102530

>>64698267
still a hapa

>>64698255
KFC™

>>64698267
I'm on 21 get on my level

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>>64698258

>>64698263
I prefer to go out looking stylish in a long sleeve during summer, nothing worse than going out and seeing groups of guys in T-shirts and shorts looking like plebs. That will literally never get you laid

>>64698246
>went into the changeroom to get a sandwich
Why'd you leave your sandwich in the players' changeroom? Attention-grabbing slut.

>>64698266
hi daniel

>>64698267
all me

>>64697430
good decision desu

why they even try and host tournament in these third world countries is beyond me

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>>64698270
>tfw you were alive to see the GOAT in action

>>64698255
Burger Fuel, CN Cheese

>>64698245
holy shit

What happened to RC? Did somebody finally find him?

>>64698256
Nigga I live in Perth and have played with him. He kept in junoirs, kept for school, kept for grade.

He first made the state team as a keeper. His keeping however isn't the greatest so he's been mainly played as a batsman over the last 2-3 years.

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just installed a new CPU cooler lads
the temperature went down by a good 15 C

>>64698286
he was pretty good in the final desu

jesus christ did anyone just see that Stove weetbix add?

Is he legally retarded?

>>64698277
t. Elliot Rodger

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>>64698258

t. Turknjaydee

If it was Shaun Marsh doing it you LITERALLY would have been holding her down you piece of shit.

>>64698258
>goes into men's changeroom while they're in there
>sees a penis
OH NO WOAH IS ME I'M BEING RAPED.
Her story is blatant bullshit. She's probably jealous he fucked her best friend and not her.

>>64698292
>windows 10

oh boy

DUDE CULTURAL DIFFERENCES LMAO

>>64698270

literally asking them for a drink after the game

>>64698290
he's probably fucking some japanese sluzza desu

>WINDOWS 10

YOU LITERALLY CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>64698291

kys gatecuck

You literally just typed out your personal blog to come to the same conclusion that I just said: he is a shit keeper

>Nigga

>>>/trash/

>>64697415
>I suppose you don't have tramps because you have no scenery
daniel what do you think the rest of the coast line is like

>>64698292
Still looks a bit hot.

Tip some engine coolant on the motherboard

>>64698290
Proxy server got shut down

I would like to live in a world where female sports journalists, such as the brilliant Mel McLaughlin, are respected for their professionalism and insight, rather than harassed because of their appearance, or made to feel uncomfortable when blatant sexual advances are made toward them during televised broadcasts.
Instead, I live in the world of Chris Gayle.

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Chris Gayle.
So wrong.
But a little bit right.

test

>>64698290
James?

James is dead

>tfw you doxxed RC
>tfw you find out everything he says is 100% true

>>64698278
Looks like she wanted a foot long ;^)

Post that on reddit and see how many replies you get.

>>64698321
God, she's fucking gorgeous. I bet her literal shit smells and tastes like mango.

>>64698292
do you wanna adopt me? its ok if you dont wanna.

>>64698326
post faceyb

>>64698318
kek
KEK
K E K

I'm a little unclear on details? Is he MWNN and, therefore, Straffo?

>that one kid who takes shit really seriously

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/top-stories/15-year-old-Mumbai-cricketer-Pranav-Dhanawade-scores-a-record-1009/articleshow/50450620.cms

>>64698314
You said he was a batsman patched into a keeper. Not a real keeper. Which is wrong he is a "real" keeper just not the best one. Sorry your bullshit got picked up on.

>>64698311
haha right on the money there my friend.

>>64698320
It's perfectly OK for the English crowds to harass Johnmeme in his workplace. But Gayle says ONE thing and everyone wants him crucified.

Western """"""civilization""""""", everyone

The Basedstralian GOATpen is LITERALLY less than 2 weeks away

>>64698205
New South Wales

>>64698320
I'd like to live in a world where journalists are hired based on their ability and not their looks in the first place.

You will NEVER see an ugly interviewer girl at the cricket. She is literally there to be ogled.

Laura McGoldrick would be dead broke and working at wild pair if she wasn't fucking Marty Guptill.

>>64698315
A coastline isn't tramping scenery you moron

>>64698334

Got nothing on this absolute madman

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11186155

>McNatty's mother, Michele, speaking on behalf of the players' parents, said they had heard even before the game on Saturday Findlay was going to "teach the schoolboys a lesson" because they were not good enough to be in the two-tier revamped senior men's grade.

>>64698334
that's fucking nothing

Phil Hughes once hit a potplant and the ball deflected off onto a garden gnome which then went inside the house and into the fruit bowl which was worth 6000 runs all up. In one fucking shot

I'd like to see any of you cunts beat that

FOUND IT

http://video.dailytelegraph.com.au/v/421748/Steve-Smith-was-a-WeetBix-kid

Skip to the last 20 seconds

What the fuck is wrong with him?

>>64698340
aka panderer central 2016

>>64698337
Wrong proxy

>>64698342
>Laura McGoldrick would be dead broke and working at wild pair if she wasn't fucking Marty Guptill.
She was at Hauraki before she met him tho

http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/cricket/75633371/laura-mcgoldricks-interview-with-husband-martin-guptill-a-contrast-to-chris-gayle

God stuff is trash

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>>64698344
you wish you could ""tramp"" over this danny

>>64698348
Sean Abbott fucking killed a guy. Beat that.

>>64698342

this desu. mel literally has her job because of her looks. can't get mad when someone completes them

>>64698342
McGoldrick has a career outside griget

Listen to the radio for once in your life danny boy

>>64698359
there are far better views here mate

>>64698334
>can score over 1000 runs
>still doesn't know how to use a flushing toilet

>>64698205
>can't even recognise the flag of the main contributor to the team Australia is LITERALLY playing RIGHT NOW

neck yourself

>le <75 SR in a T20

>>64698320
she has the job because of her looks though. she knows nothing about cricket, adds nothing to the discussion of cricket and is a sub-par interviewer,

>>64698360
unfortunately you don't get runs from bowling YOU DUMB CUNT

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>>64698334
>1465/3dec
jesus fucking christ you can't make this shit up

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>>64698359

goml

>>64698349
>four

faggot

who /seven/ here?

I could do eight if I needed to.

>>64698364
yeah, but you can see it all in a single day of """"""tramping""""""

i've literally never heard a male journalist referred to as talented.

fucking seething woman don't realise they're there because they look good

>>64698356
>Kiwis bringing out the nice guy card
Does Poo Peeland have any identity beyond "b-but we're n-nicer than Australians"?

>>64698361
But Mel does a good job? She's just commentating on a shit sport.

I wouldn't like her commentating sports like AFL/NRL though. Some sports are just better left for men.

>>64698356

Guptill's too much of a beta to even banter with his wife.

>>64698359
Nigga are you seriously trying to pull the "muh scenery" card against Scenery: The Country

>>64698378
no, you couldn't
Try walking from London to Edinburgh

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>>64698375

>>64698368
no need to be so mean :(

I lost all respect for Phil Hughes when I heard an interview with him during a cricket match a few years ago.

The exact moment that the sliver of respect I had for him dissapeared was when I was informed that as a child playing backyard cricket he had various objects that, when hit, would provide the batsman with "bonus points". For instance, hitting the garden gnome would give you 50 runs, which is completely ludicrous and beggars belief.

Any self respecting man or cricket lover can not have any form of bonus point system in backyard cricket, the game then no longer represents cricket but, instead, some other abomination that does not deserve to be uttered in the same breath.

It was then that I knew that Phil Hughes would never be a successful cricketer or a man I would respect.

South Africa are soul crushingly boring to watch batting

>>64698377
If I don't have nine,
on my mind
There's no way I can play

>>64698382
dude scenery lmao

I bet the skin around Mel's asshole is skin toned and her asshole is one of those tight little holes that look like a pinhole, at back of those firm, thick buttocks.

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>>64698349

god he's so fucking ugly

>>64698389
i literally will

>>64698390
truly encapsulates the rape of the Australian continent

>>64698382
Kiwis are the kings of the moral victory

>>64698349
>girl passes him a note
>he hits it for four and does the umpire signal

I think they absolutely nailed Stove's childhood there

Except for the part about girls noticing him

How many of the BBL player's big cocks do you think Mel has squatted on so far this BBL?

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I think we need to have a Mel Mclaughin appreciation thread, she's a qt3.14

>>64698390

lel what the fuck am I looking at?

looks like an abo granny's vag

Is this what P*rth looks like?

>>64698395
do you wanna smell on my turd?

will a batsman ever walk again? i don't see why they should

>inb4 bread

>>64698410
Why does she only have one leg

>>64698403
>>64698411
it will be turned into a man made lake when the coal is gone

>>64698409
only the black ones

>>64698356
It's funny because I was in the crowd near them when that happened and a bunch of guys were joking about asking her to sign their "bats"

She's actually hotter IRL btw

reminder Poo Peeland almost caused an international incident because Taylor Swift brought three more cars to a video shoot than she was supposed to

>>64698413
To save the embarrassment of when the decision gets reviewed, yeah

>that one time Clarke walked, but then pretended not to, but then it was reviewed and he was out

literal cringe

>>64698413

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING casual detected.

Bairstow LITERALLY walked the NEXT GAME after Broad didn't.

>>64698420
ahh, I have one of those near me. They're actually quite nice

>>64698413
Some players still do. they're few and far between though.

>>64698419
shes an icy pole m8

>>64698420
>man made

Don't be sexist m8

>>64698413
I don't think they should

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>>64698420

>Poo Peelians have to make their own water sources despite being a fucking island

YCMTSU

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daniel on seething jealously watch

>>64698427
I was fucking with you DUMB CUNT

>>64698432
>>64698413
There's literally no reason to walk, in a modern professional sport.
The seething Fox Sports Facebook page commenting channel 9 summer of cricket casuals who gave Broad shit for not walking are absolutely fucking stupid for suggesting he should've walked.

>>64698437
>sea stacks

Yeah wow we don't have those here

>>64698413
I think they absolutely should on caught behinds desu. You look like an absolute fuckwit if you don't.

>>64698437

see >>64698387

This is one battle you can NOT win.