BBL: Adelaide Strikers vs Perth Scorchers
South Africa 3/353
New Zealand beat Sri Lanka by 36 runs
West Indies 7/248
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
Lel. This dude is immediately squaring her up to get called a racist.
there's two games that will both be in this thread
this "poomunity" is too dead to support two gamethreads
remember what happened when Daniel unironically created his NZ gamethread?
>remember what happened when Daniel unironically created his NZ gamethread?
It was literally fine the first two times. The one that you're referring to failed because a) I went on a tramp for four days and couldn't post and b) the other two NZ main guys were both wagecucking
wait, so you think the first two threads were "successful" because you spent all day talking to yourself?
K E K
No, daniel. The only difference was that I kept the last alive by bumping it for a few days before everyone caught on to the meme of mocking you.
The first two times people posted in your thread for the AUS/WI test because /cric/ was in the title and you got the first thread in. When you went solo away from the main /cric/ thread things went south
> unironically thinks a test 3 wickets into the second innings at the start of day 4 with de villiers and Amla on one team and cook on the other is going to be anything other than a draw
> other people are casuals
r8 my team lads
who should I put in for Abbott?
I never said "successful", I said "fine". Seriously, what the fuck is up with you guys and being obsessed with your e-peen community sizes. Discussing a match whilst 400 other people are discussing a totally fucking different one in the same thread is literally and objectively retarded. Especially when the two aren't even closely related (ie in the same league)
I'd literally rather talk to myself in my own thread than talk to myself and get drowned out by billions of fucking memespouting summer of cricket casuals who can't go five minutes without posting >DAT WALLOP BASED CLARKE BASED CLARKE BASED CLARKE BASED CLARKE BASED CLARKE BASED CLARKE BASED CLARKE BASED CLARKE BASED CLARKE BASED CLARKE BASED CLARKE BASED CLARKE BASED CLARKE BASED CLARKE BASED CLARKE BASED CLARKE like fucking juveniles.
Dont pick Richardson or Paris because theyre about to go off to the ODI squad
Meme and Dorff is probably too expensive.
Maybe Willey? He might be used as an opener once Darsh fucks off to the ODI squad
what he's saying is you don't get that effect in /cric/ because we're fairly small. Also, most of us if we're into cricket enough that we're posting on a small anonymous forum, are probably following two matches if they're both happening.
Daniel is fucking losing it lads
Also, GOATstralia has pulled out of the U-19 World Cup. it is in Bongladesh
daniel confirmed for on suicide watch and absolutely F U R I O U S
what's the song that starts playing from 0:07?
I didn't realise it was that old. I thought it was a recent song because I've heard it being played a lot this year at sports matches
>The Melbourne Renegades star has dismissed the criticism claiming he was just having a “fun bit of workplace harassment” and it was “nothing more than you’d see in a complaint to human resources but broadcast across the country.”
>“I think this is being blown out of proportion,” said Gayle. “All I was trying to do was to make her feel uncomfortable in the workplace. It was just a little joke to remind her that I don’t see her as a professional. What’s wrong with that? It’s just a little bit of fun to assert my dominance and attempt to lessen her worth.”
>The cricketer has refused to apologise, saying that he didn’t really see a problem with the comments being in a professional setting.
>“Sure, she’s just trying to do her job in already difficult circumstances but one little proposition won’t change that. I mean, it’s like when I’m in at bat. I don’t mind having a little distraction every now and again. Sure, if someone moved near the sight screen or my marker scratching was slightly out or there was a plastic bag on the field or someone was crouching too close to my crease or my helmet didn’t feel right or the grip on my bat wasn’t up to standard or if the light was slightly less bright or if there was a slight drizzle then I would be completely incapable of doing my job but other than that you can just shrug it off.
>“It was a pretty good line, though, wasn’t it? Don’t blush baby. Ha! Actually, I heard that line when watching this video on workplace harassment. I didn’t really pay attention after that. I was too busy jotting down that line. I should really rewatch it.”
Chris Gayle on madmanwatch
For anyone who missed the Grandstand shambles its here about halfway down
>Mel Farrell in tears
>"he's a big guy"
>Chris Rogers white knighting
How is this workplace harassment? Last I checked Chris Gayle and Mel McLaughlin aren't employed by the same people. So any time someone shuts down a reporter they can claim workplace harassment? It's like if the police arrested a drug lord and they claimed workplace harassment.
Ironically by infantalising her like this they've essentially done just that. What a joke. I mean I don't really like her at all but I feel a little bit sorry for her in this case.
>mfw Mel would easily choose to bang Gayle over Rogers
its a classic case of trial-by-media
This circus really gave the Renegades no choice but to fine him. If they didn't then the media would attack them and damage their reputation.
The simple matter-of-fact is that at this stage of his career Chris Gayle isn't valuable enough to risk their business reputation over. It wouldn't be that difficult for the Renegades to get another overseas batsman who can hit a handful of 30's and 40's for them.
Building a reputation is much more difficult and valuable than that.
The whole problem came about because she's shit at her job, she has no personality and can't interact on a basic level with these blokes. The interviews are always cringeworthy and the Gayle one was a whole new level of cringe.
Mate, they can say what they want; they raise the money themselves generally, but that doesn't mean I have to like it. That's not so much comedy as it is a teenage girl having a fit because someone disagreed with them. Regardless of personal politics, it's passive aggression disguised as comedy which I can't respect under any capacity as it shows the complete amorality of the writer and the lack of balls to seriously stand by their convictions.
It's satirical news you fuckwit. That's how you do satire, by showing the absurdity of a situation without directly discussing it.
>satire is amoral
Jesus how fucking dumb are you?
its quite extraordinary
That article is literally just some twat whos gone onto his Twitter and instagram for the first time
The biggest irony of this all is that Channel 10 were playing this up about Chris Gayle just last week. They were joking about the strip club in his room during commentary for one of the BBL games to try and hype him up as the generic 'cool' Jamaican.
> Cricketer Chris Gayle, already facing a barrage of criticism over inappropriate remarks to a female television reporter, allegedly indecently exposed himself to a woman during a Sydney training session at last year's World Cup.
Probably. Has a lot to do with the geography. BR is a giant round about in the middle of a busy road so they will never expand it and you get run over by a car as soon as you walk outside. Mount is surrounded by lush sports fields and parks with lots of parking.
I took some panoramics and a couple of the team but I didn't really focus too much on it. Might chuck them up later.
The sky coverage was good and they had awesome drone flyovers of the town.
>LE LOOK HOW IGNORANT I AM I LITERALLY KNOW NOTHING XD :D XDDXDXD
>Poo Peelians will never EVER enjoy a comfy day of test cricket relaxing on a grass bank with a picnic basket and a cold beer watching Kane hit another glorious cover drive
Seriously, how do they not want to kill themselves?
>LE IM A LE SMART BUSINESSMAN EVEN THOUGH MY BUSINESS ARE TANKING AND ON THE VERGE OF BANKRUPCY SO GIB VOTES BECAUSE I CAN BECOME FRIENDS WITH PUTIN AND LE END THE WAR WITH SYRIA
If you actually fall for this shit you don't deserve a vote. I don't even like the Demoshits but this guy is a fucking joke.
Go to bed, Saxon. There is not ONE credible implementation outlined for ANY of his "proposals".
But you can keep on memespouting >LE U CANT LE STUMP LE TRUMP and silently wonder why none of your normie facebook friends like your dank memes even when you post le smug frog they all know and love.
You don't even understand why he appeals to so many people.
Middle America is naturally afraid of losing their livelihoods and cultures to foreigners, thanks to a political establishment which does not give a shit about them. Trump is an outsider who speaks their language.
The fact that you referenced Bush shows how little you understand the situation. Jeb is Trump's biggest enemy.
its literally a 45 year old (Hogg) and a part-time Keeper (Wankcroft) fucking it up
Wicketkeeping is the only area that has declined because of t20 because teams like Perth and the Stars don't use real wicketkeepers
How is it possible to hate him? The commentators suck his dick obnoxiously of course.
Bancroft is a "real" wicketkeeper, just maybe not 1st class. Whiteman is their 1st choice keep.
>Bancroft is a "real" wicketkeeper
No he isn't
he doesn't 'keep in Shield or even one-day cricket.
he is a batsman who they have thrown the gloves because their real wicketkeeper (Whiteman) is injured
He is a part-time wicketkeeper. That is what I mean by not a "real" wicketkeeper.
Handscomb also meets this definition. I'm sure they both have experience keeping in grade cricket but they don't do it profesionally.
>making rational proposals at this stage of the campaign
First election daniel? Seems like everybody who complains about trump knows nothing about politics, particularly american politics.
Honestly if he did this he should have his contract ripped up, it sounds like a meme but I hate being around this kind of shit and I always make a stand.
Not even being a reddit fag but I saw one of my "mates" slide his hand onto a girl's arse when we were out a few weeks ago and I was so disgusted that I called him the fuck out and we all agreed that there is a fine line between being a creep (cool - will help you get laid) and a creepy shit cunt (Gayle)
I prefer to go out looking stylish in a long sleeve during summer, nothing worse than going out and seeing groups of guys in T-shirts and shorts looking like plebs. That will literally never get you laid
>tfw you were alive to see the GOAT in action
Nigga I live in Perth and have played with him. He kept in junoirs, kept for school, kept for grade.
He first made the state team as a keeper. His keeping however isn't the greatest so he's been mainly played as a batsman over the last 2-3 years.
just installed a new CPU cooler lads
the temperature went down by a good 15 C
If it was Shaun Marsh doing it you LITERALLY would have been holding her down you piece of shit.
>goes into men's changeroom while they're in there
>sees a penis
OH NO WOAH IS ME I'M BEING RAPED.
Her story is blatant bullshit. She's probably jealous he fucked her best friend and not her.
I would like to live in a world where female sports journalists, such as the brilliant Mel McLaughlin, are respected for their professionalism and insight, rather than harassed because of their appearance, or made to feel uncomfortable when blatant sexual advances are made toward them during televised broadcasts.
Instead, I live in the world of Chris Gayle.
It's perfectly OK for the English crowds to harass Johnmeme in his workplace. But Gayle says ONE thing and everyone wants him crucified.
Western """"""civilization""""""", everyone
I'd like to live in a world where journalists are hired based on their ability and not their looks in the first place.
You will NEVER see an ugly interviewer girl at the cricket. She is literally there to be ogled.
Laura McGoldrick would be dead broke and working at wild pair if she wasn't fucking Marty Guptill.
Got nothing on this absolute madman
>McNatty's mother, Michele, speaking on behalf of the players' parents, said they had heard even before the game on Saturday Findlay was going to "teach the schoolboys a lesson" because they were not good enough to be in the two-tier revamped senior men's grade.
that's fucking nothing
Phil Hughes once hit a potplant and the ball deflected off onto a garden gnome which then went inside the house and into the fruit bowl which was worth 6000 runs all up. In one fucking shot
I'd like to see any of you cunts beat that
jesus fucking christ you can't make this shit up
I lost all respect for Phil Hughes when I heard an interview with him during a cricket match a few years ago.
The exact moment that the sliver of respect I had for him dissapeared was when I was informed that as a child playing backyard cricket he had various objects that, when hit, would provide the batsman with "bonus points". For instance, hitting the garden gnome would give you 50 runs, which is completely ludicrous and beggars belief.
Any self respecting man or cricket lover can not have any form of bonus point system in backyard cricket, the game then no longer represents cricket but, instead, some other abomination that does not deserve to be uttered in the same breath.
It was then that I knew that Phil Hughes would never be a successful cricketer or a man I would respect.
I think we need to have a Mel Mclaughin appreciation thread, she's a qt3.14
>Poo Peelians have to make their own water sources despite being a fucking island
There's literally no reason to walk, in a modern professional sport.
The seething Fox Sports Facebook page commenting channel 9 summer of cricket casuals who gave Broad shit for not walking are absolutely fucking stupid for suggesting he should've walked.
>daniel will NEVER drive alongside GOAT scenery every day on his way to uni
It's the umpire's job to give it out, and the opposition's job to save reviews for those situations.
The batsman only looks like a "fuckwit" in the eyes of the biased opposition supporters who only want to see BASED STRAYA WIN MAYTE.
I walked over the London Bridge like a week before it collapsed. And yes, I was a fatty as a kid.
>25% unironically picked the last one
>daniel will NEVER explore the GOAT barrier reef
>daniel will NEVER discover a new tribe of aboriginals and peacefully introduce them to Australian society
Stop this you insecure dickhead.
Poo Peeland is unironically one of the most scenic countries on earth. This is a widely known fact. It is also one of the only things they have going for them.
I get that you like to think that BASED FARKIN' STRAYA XDXD is #1 at everything, but NZ is the more picturesque country.
Get over it.
This is genuinely pathetic.
This would be like us trying to brag about our superior wildlife.
95% of your country is an inhabitable shithole. The other 5% is New South Wales. Just deal with it.
I worked on a tourist boat for a couple of years in the south.
Did the Milford Sound every day.
It is not your job or responsibility to correct the umpire's shit decision in that scenario. You are a professional athlete who is literally paid to help your team win in any way possible.
Like I said, the only people who will get salty if you don't walk are filthy casual opposition supporters.
>daniel will never dock his boat at rotto and spend the day riding around and enjoying the unique flora and fauna
Fucking jelly. Milford Sound is absolutely amazing and I'm going to pander to all the BSAs in here when I tell each and every one of you to visit it ONCE in your life. The amount of GOAT panoramic photos I got through my shitty phone, fuck...
>that bit where the boat leaves the valley out into the open sea
>daniel will never drive down to Margaret River and enjoy the fine wines of the region
You sound like the kind of guy who appeals for ball-handling when the batsman picks the ball up to hand it to the keeper or bowls an under-arm ball along the ground. According to your logic there is literally nothing wrong with either of those things.
You are the most insecure person I've ever seen on /sp/.
WA is a hole. Everyone knows this, except for poorfag WA scum like yourself who don't have the means to move to the east coast. As such, you delude yourself into believing that Western Australia is a great place, to save you the pain of knowing you're trapped in a literal shithole in an otherwise highly developed country.
There's a big difference between actively going out of your way to do something unsportsmanlike, and waiting/respecting the umpire's judgment.
It's not as though Broad was given out, and then argued with the umpire that he had in fact not hit it, and caused them to change their decision.
If he was given out, he would've walked off the field no questions asked. He wasn't given out, and it's not up to him to correct their mistakes.
I honestly haven't browsed anywhere else except for /cric/, /rug/, /nrl/ and maybe some other parts of /sp/.
Really isn't any point. And I'm far too busy.
I really cut down on posting after getting banned from [s4s] for memespouting TOO hard.
>daniel will NEVER cool off after a 40 C day at cottesloe
I'm just showing daniel the diverse range of environments available in a single state, obviously the whole of Australia provides far more landscapes that he will NEVER experience
>daniel will NEVER be as amazed at the sight of Australia's natural cave formations as the child in the bottom right
>daniel will NEVER watch genuine fast bowlers bowl """chin music""" on one of the most exciting pitches in the world
>daniel will NEVER experience natural landscapes that are anything other than greenery
>gatecuck will NEVER enjoy the exhilarating pleasure of a Premiership cup
>daniel will NEVER fish off the end of the longest jetty in the southern hemisphere
Things that still randomly piss me off:
Perth won the first 2 BBL championships. The first 2.
And of the first 5 season of the Australian Baseball league, Perth has won 4 of those.
So according to Gatecuck the things you can do in WA are
>go to a beach
>look at dolphins
WOW, can't do any of those things in Poo Peeland! Anyone in Perth hiring?
Commonwealth Public Service jobs are absolutely GOAT. Once you get that job offer you're literally set for life.
Ironically Commonwealth jobs are easier to get than NSW guberment jobs because >LE FUGG LE CANBERRA XDDD (but they're still incredibly competitive) despite the better pay, roles and career opportunities. Even the arse-end of the public service, namely BORDER FORCE!™, while its a complete sack of shit, is still far better work than most entry-level private sector jobs.
>Have you worked in private firms?
Nope I fluked it. I did a complete meme degree at uni, applied a bunch of jobs after I graduated and incredibly the one I got through on was the one I wanted most. It wasn't even an entry level position and I had zero experience and I was competing with pros who had all sorts of different experience, it was literally a miracle.
>he has a mirror on his ceiling to watch himself have "hanky panky"
Top fucking chortle, why would they use the term hanky panky? It's 2016, c'mon!
I get that from RealityCheck alone. I truly appreciate him taking time out from sleeping with super models and dancing in $50 bills to respond to me.
>he doesn't walk
Only once not walked and that was against the local "muslim" team, completed with 1 white convert and they were known cheats. I basically middled it as well. "pad mate...pad"
/fit/, /pol/, /int/, /trv/, /r9k/, /tv/
No you're objectively wrong. Deserts occur in regions where the evaporation is significantly higher than rainfall. This is due to several factors, in Perth's case it's mostly due to being downwind of the mountains from the east coast.