/cric/

>>64698840
First for LE

first for post yuri sluts

>2016
>asking a girl for a drink is misogynist and sexist

how long until we're proper fucked, lads?

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DON'T

statsvomit on pooicide watch

>>64698850
BLUSH

Imagine getting the opportunity for your occupation purely because of your looks and then complaining when people make comments on your appearance

>>64698850
SCREAM

turknjaydee, gatecuck, based iggles, WABA, angry iggle and blank trip on suicide watch

>>64698791
Not sure yet, lot of sneaky business that needs to happen before I can make it a Reality.

>>64698857
she barely complained mate, the media's just blowing onto the coals

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/cric/ on stale memes watch


AMLA ON GOAT WATCH

>>64698771

incidentally I do have a mate in the AFP I could make some inquiries with :^)

But honestly I'm not going to waste federal resources on some Cucktorian NEET

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>>64698854
BABY

reminder I work in the tax office and am gradually tracking Reality Cuck down for extradition

reminder the moment he sets foot in Japan he's a dead man

>>64698860
t. cucktorian

Last digit of this post is Chris Gayle's cock length in inches

>>64698850
>>64698854
>>64698868
That'll be $10,000 plus tip (of your penis)

>>64698874
t. gatecunt

>>64698875
BBC confirmed myth

>>64698849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDoLDekK-L8

Just resort to these tactics and you won't go wrong mate.

WORST AUSTRALIANS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>you now remember Tristan Barker

Reminder that women have absolutely nothing to offer men except their holes and now men are being persecuted for going after said holes.

>>64698865
Alex Doolan was GOAT at short leg

>>64698850

This is what he was wearing when he raped me. Surprised he doesn't still play tests as the white kit makes it easier to hide semen stains.

>>64698863

I laughed quite hard at you capitalising "Reality" to promote the fact that it's a pun on your username.

You should finish every sentence with " and that's RealityCheck for you".

>>64698886
The now want more payment for said holes

Same holes, more money

>>64698884
never forgot desu

Turning this off now. I refuse to watch 6 balls and then 2 minutes of ads.

>>64698890
He's been banned for using a signature before.

>>64698881

>pure strayan woman falling for the BYC

just like me mum

I can't believe Gayle was allowed to rape a woman live on television though

I mean come on, what year is it?

>>64698884
I only just noticed he came back

>>64698901
It's the CURRENT YEAR.

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>>64698847
This

>that Junior banter

top kek

Ponting on suicide watch

Kemar CockRoach on suicide watch

>>64698901
According to some parts of the man hating movement know as "Feminism", he LITERALLY did rape her live on tv and should be banned from playing.

>>64698896
>LE FUGG LE DEE DWEENEY :DDD

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>be woman
>go into a male changing room
>see dicks
>cry about it

KYS Mel McLaughlin or whatever the fuck your surname is.

>>64698896
>KFC t20
>Lipton break
>Harvey Norman replay

Can't make this shit up

>>64698904
If this cunt plays for Australia then at least what I have been saying for years about the selectors being corrupt will be painfully obvious. As if it wasn't already with the Marsh brothers being picked even though they are utter shit test cricketers and old.

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>>64698881
Daniel you watching this lad

>>64698902
>>64698894

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEJzsvM7MWA

>that tattoo

JUST

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Can you believe this shit?

Complimenting a woman is now sexual assault, and you'll be fined $10,000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnLHUr60HK0

MEANWHILE

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2876994/Nuala-Hafner-chats-hunky-tattooed-beachgoer-mid-weather-report-gets-knocked-back.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tbvfZFrhw4

>>64698850
>>64698854
>>64698868
Fine him again. That was just pathetic.

>>64698901

CURRENT
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>>64698869

Watch this and swallow the red pill or you will end up in the shit like the majority of men.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHnuIlzgGZ4

>>64698918
He is a Maori though

Is Mel McLaughlin related to Gillon McLachlan?

>>64698917
Do one of Ivana and Hugh.

>>64698922
lmao

***BASEDCG333***

>So when I'm at the crease my mind is pretty clear. I just repeat 'This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes...' over and over

- Glenn Maxwell

>>64698907
Post cricket animu

They better be girls

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Does this look like a female Smoth to anyone else or am I just gay for the Downy

we should lynch gayle

>>64698915

BASED T20 on high profitability and positive fiscal outlook watch

Test "cricket" on dead "sport" watch

Is Glenn Maxwell related to Nick Maxwell? They both have the same doofus look

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>>64698934
no shame in it lad desu

Will McLaughlin be fired?

>>64698930
thanks, might get fined soon though

>>64698926
What the fuck did I just watch

>>64698942
I don't understand why he's allowed to act this autistic in public, but Gayle asking a white woman for a drink is "creepy".

Come on, if any cricketer was a rapist, it'd be fucking Smoth before fucking Gayle

>>64698947
le red pill

>nobody talking about that curry kid scoring 1009* of 323 balls

>>64698947
you apparently didn't watch it since your post was made only 3 minutes after it was posted

>>64698947
That was a quick 25 minutes...

>Dhanawade, playing as an opening batsman, continued in much the same vein on the second day against the Arya Gurukul bowlers and had climbed up to 921 by lunch. He went past the 1000-run mark in the second session before his team declared their innings at a mammoth 1465 for 3. Dhanawade's knock included 129 fours and 59 sixes.

Absolutely based.

IPL contract when?

>>64698933
>tfw no cricket anime
>tfw there will never be a cricket anime
>tfw there will never be weekly discussions about which girl will summon the spirit of Donno Buhraduman on the field
>tfw there will never be a smug team of Australian cricket girls who then lose to the passionate multiethnic Windies

I don't know why, but I'll tell you this.

This site has nothing to offer anybody. There is no quality content here you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. This is an addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and free time. You are becoming more bitter, narrow minded, haughty, and old. Leave now and block this site. There is nothing here but slow, lonely suicide.

People do not have arguments here. Posters do not engage one another on key points, they nitpick with greentext and mock each other. Nobody is interested in the truth; people are battling for fleeting moments of superiority. Active commenters are loud jackasses who tumble into one internet fight after another, anxiously keeping ten tabs open to ensure they keep the last word in all of them. An insightful post is one in ten thousand, and no matter how hard you filter this place you are still searching for diamonds in a garbage dump.

This place is not making you happy. You are not having fun. You are not gathering stories to tell, learning, or growing as a person. Instead you chuckle every thirty minutes and are occasionally spurred to masturbation by libidinal posts or pictures. You are addicted to readily available information and pressure free social interaction. This place is slowly poisoning you with misogyny, narcissism, a false dichotomy surrounding normalfags, and insecurity.

I'm not telling you to b urself. I'm not telling you to go outside. I'm not even telling you to make friends. Just leave 4chan. Do anything else.

>>64698953
from what i read it was literally playing against 12 year olds

What should I wank to lads?

Nothing sexist, can't afford the fine.

>>64698926
oh my god this is the opposite of logical. it's alogical. It's bizarre. It's just... I can't. It's like listening to Pastor Richards from VCPR. "Single moms have obese kids, it's a fact!"

>>64698915
>kfc classic catches
>commonwealth bank test series
>microsoft surface replay

test cricket is shill tier aswell m8

>>64698962

>bowls them out for 31
>declares on 1465/3
>favourite cricketer is Haddin

cannot make this up

>>64698964
blacked dot com tbqh lad

>>64698952

Jesus

>>64698961

perfectly contrasted with >>64698964

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>>64698974

kek

Guys... more and more black guys are being used in porn now...

>>64698887
he was no bailey

>>64698961
I went to Reddit. It was exactly the same, except up and downvotes somehow made it worse. At least here you can pretend your contributions are meaningful. Reddit is everything you describe, and worse; I may not be having fun now, but here at least I know I CAN.

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>>64698953
>that one poor little cunt who went for 142 off 6 overs

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>>64698960
>tfw none of that will happen but there's still a kabbadi manga

>>64698980
This is how /pol/tards are born.

>>64698987
Indian bowling in a nutshell

>The A$10,000 fine will be donated to the McGrath Foundation, a breast cancer charity.

Glad to see they're giving the money to what is largely a womans issue. It makes things less sexist if it's biased towards women.

>>64698916

Darren said he'd cut all ties to CA if he was selected. (For transparency, not out of disgust.)

>>64698987
is it right that the derros got bowled out for 31 and then the other cunts went and set a 1000+ lead kek

>>64698985
>I always get downvoted on reddit that's why it sucks so much Dx

Pleb.

>>64698985
>the internet is only 4chan or reddit

you here gatecunt m8?

>>64698995
the whole "breast cancer awareness in cricket" meme has been entirely pioneered by a man, one Glenn McGrath

>>64698985
LE

>>64698960
Literally me on suicide watch

AMLA
M
L
A

>>64698995
Well at least the money is going to a charity instead of to some corporation... oh wait

>>64698995

Le illegal hunter man

this will enrage the SJW's

>>64698964
cuckold

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Womens BBL on Sat: 372,000 viewers tuned in, reaching a high of 439,000

A-League: 75,000

KEK

>>64699007
thought it was warnie?

>gashton agar

Perth getting EXPOSED

literally SMarsh: the team

>>64699002

>tfw girls often say to me "do you browse 9gag..you sound like you would like it".

I always toy with revealing my power level, but hold back to keep social status. Do any of you cunts admit to browsing this hell hole?

>>64699020

Do they play it in bikinis? They're doing it with womens football here, or so I see on Facebook...probably a troll.

Perth getting BTFO as predicted.

If you casuals didn't know, Rodney Marsh is a CA selector.

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>>64699020
>trying to bait wogball "fans"
>no wogball "fans" ITT

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Glenn McGrath to go into the africa jungle (again)

>>64699025
If I left the house or had friends to talk to, I certainly wouldn't tell them anything about what I do online. What would there be to gain from doing that?

>>64699026
Is he related to Shaun Marsh?

>there are """""""""people""""""""""""" who unironically """"""""""live"""""""""" in the North Island

>>64699029
who dat?

Is Matt Henry the best ODI bowler in the world right now?

>>64699037
Meant for him
>>64699028

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>>64698961
I completely agree with you. I know that my quality of life would improve if I did, yet everyday I don't.

>>64699043
It's his son

Does anyonle else think it would be GOAT to spend 6 months living in England (May-Oct) and 6 months living in Australia (Nov-Apr) just playing cricket and football all the time.

Hopefully we leave the EU and make it easier to travel within the commonwealth states so I can do it.

Where in Aus would be the place to go?

>>64699038
poouth island on little man syndrome watch

>>64699049
/gong/ is the go-to place desu

>>64699038

The lingering aroma of stale rubbish is a potent reminder to Celia of the day she and her teenage boys, Oliver and Daniel, swooped into their earthquake-ravaged apartment to collect as many valuables as they could carry after the Christchurch earthquake on February 22. The stale smell still taints the family car; a less than pretty aromatic reminder of a bag of rubbish they also took out with them.

>>64699049
Kakadu

>>64699049
wilcannia is a goat place to live

failing that maybe tennant creek or one of the many welcoming aboriginal communities throughout the top end

Might have weet bix for dinner lads

>>64699055
>implying Eastern Christchurch isn't the North Island of Christchurch
STAY MAD JAFA

>>64699060
sad

Australia pull out of U19 World Cup
In other news, Australia have pulled out of the Under-19 World Cup in Bangladesh starting on 27 January because of safety concerns.

The Australia senior team withdrew from their tour of the country in October 2015, and Cricket Australia chief executive James Sutherland said advice from the Australian government suggests the security threat to Australians travelling to Bangladesh remains as high now".

The International Cricket Council has invited Ireland, runners-up in the qualifying tournament, to replace Australia in the 16-team competition.

who /jerkingtheir5.5incherrightnow/ here

>>64699062
>LE FUGG LE ORGLANDERS XD XD

>>64699030
is that a triceratops

apparently Mel's brother Craig is gonna smash the cunt next time he sees him

>>64699058
Wilcannia live there

>>64699060
milk or water lad

>>64699072
>LE AWGLANDERS ARE PEOPEL
obviously statsgook

>>64699060
how many knackers?

i'm never going to get a gf am i lads?

:(

>>64699049

Launceston

>>64699079
People actually have water with weet bix?

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>>64699079
>weet bix with water
Is that an actual thing?

standards too high fella?

>>64699074
no its a brontosaurus

>>64699079

see >>64699088

what the actual fuck

>>64699049
Wollongong

>>64699090
no its a brontosaurus

What the fuck is wheat bix

>>64699095
y you too

>>64699093

kys AMS

>>64699097
no its a brontosaurus

>>64699070

Perfect penis size my man.

>>64699093

This is a troll?

>>64699099
Nice try but no thanks

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>>64699097
>not knowing weetbix

growing up in barbados musta been hard

>>64699030

Reminder McGrath exploited his dead wife's memory to get shekels that funded a trip to Africa where he slaughtered rhinos and buffalos.

Do NOT support Glenn McGrath or his scams in any way, shape or form.

>not watching based lleyton play in the hopman cup
it's time to start saying thanks to a legend of australian sport, lads

>>64699105
no its a brontosaurus

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>>64699093
My nigger

>>64699108
Don't hurt me like that man

>tfw never got to grow up in Barbados and dominate white girls

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>>64699020

IT'S NOT FAIR

is mel related to hamish and gil mclachlan

>>64698915
> Dick Smith sponsoring Sydney
>They're going under
Top kek.

>>64699080

AMS on frantically searching for his siblings in the rubble watch.

>>64699116
how far away are the different islands? because i remember you going to buy milk or something in barbados and posting with that flag

>>64699124
no its a brontosaurus

>>64699079
>the impoverished shithole of Crushedchurch

kek

KEK

K E K

Nice "life" you got there, POOMS

>>64699129

bait

>>64699089
>>64699088

I had a housemate who had milo with water.

>>64699133
I'm now genuinely curious

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>>64699126
Yeah m8 I'm from crushedchurch lmao

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>>64699131
>>64699132
>>64699133
>>64699136
>>64699138

>>64699068

I doubt India would ever pull out of something U19

>>64699129
Oh that

Went for like a week lad

>tfw its the only first world country in the Caribbean

>tfw want to go back

Place is beautiful.

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>>64699141

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WATCH

>>64699150
omg etc

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>KFC ad
>mixed race family with a variety of children with different skin tones
>no father figure in sight
>tagline: Double Dipping allowed

>>64699156
i can't let this happen

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Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

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>>64699141

about to trim my pubes and shave my balls and shaft, wish me (good) luck lads

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>you now remember swanny being literally so BTFO by bitchwide that he retired mid tour


you literally cant make this up

>>64699167
dont trim too much or it looks weird lad

POORTH UTTERLY EXPOSED

Whats this about England told of for being too loud?

>>64699172

Kikeal Cuck should have retired mid-series

might have won the Ashes had that happened

>>64699177
don't blush baby

>>64699178
clarkey retires mid series and aus's batting is properly fucked

>>64699193
>>64699180
>>64699178
>>64699177
>>64699176
>>64699173
>>64699172
>>64699167

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WHIP

>>64699150
>>64699157
*omg she is literally perfect

>>64698961
What am I meant to do instead?

Based Bread

>>64699193

the fuck are you talking about? Did you even watch the Ashes? Our batting WAS properly fucked and it was because of HIM

he was a walking wicket and his constant failures at 4 put >our inexperienced middle-order under immense pressure.

His captaincy was also a complete liability, Stove is unironically a far superior captain to him.

Bring in Khawaja or Boourns and maybe its a different series

EAT EM ALIVE HOGGY!

>>64699197
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>>64699206
>>64699207
>>64699210
>>64699214

KANE?

>>64699178

Friendly reminder:

- Kikeal Cuck didn't need to play the first test at India, in which case Phillip Hughes would have been his replacement

- Kikeal Cuck tried to do so anyways, over-compensating by playing that club match to prove his fitness.

- This drove Phillip Hughes to try even harder to force a spot in the team, making him attempt a shot he otherwise wouldn't have. Had Cuck done the sensible thing and sat out, Hughes would have been guaranteed selection and not even played that game because he was sick, only doing so to get test selection

- The shot Hughes missed in desperation to be selected because Cuck couldn't deal with the spotlight being taken away from him for ONE test killed him.

Kikeal Cuck is single-handedly responsible for the death of Phillip Hughes.

>>64699210
you are right except for
>stove is unironically a far superior captain to him

HOGGY NOOOOO

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Poorth Poorchers PTFO

Friendly reminder that you're sitting at your computer, pressing F5 and seeing if anyone has replied to your post.

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Time for collapse

Fak de Pusi xD

What is both teams end game in the test here?

I think sadly both are resigned to the draw.

It's embaressing that SA are going at 2.7 after 160 fucking overs.

They should kick on and try put on another 200 or 300 and try to skittle England.

England if they skittle SA now for say 500 just after tea will bat slow and not actually try and win because we're ahead in the series as Cook is about as attacking as Louie van Gaal.

Shit, after typing this maybe we will rape them. I said new ball would help. Bavuma is shit and then the tail.

GOLLABSE

ITS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG
>Its still going to be a draw.

>>64699217

KEK PTFO

>>64699222

he will be away from home, mark this post.

>>64698884
>LE I HATE WHAT IS POPULAR LE FUG KNICKY MENAGE XDXD
what a cunt tbqh

>>64699229
I don't have an f5 button on my macbook

Macbook pro masterrace btw

Amla and Faf gone in 2 overs.

fuggg

>>64699230
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>>64699243
>>64699244
>>64699245

WARNING WARNING

SOMETHING HAPPENED

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>>64699197
WATCH

>>64699239
saved to my krazykrejza folder lads

>>64699231
Gibe de pusi b0ss

Interesting, 'Cuck' in capitals still filters to 'kek'

KEK

>>64699229

Tick the little "Auto" box at the bottom of the page and it does it for you, giving you more time to think of snide insults and potential new memes.

>>64699234
>What is both teams end game in the test here?

You have no idea.

>>64699234
>South Africa
>playing for the win ever

keep in mind this is the same team that threw away a world record chase with 16 to get off 3 overs and 3 wickets left.

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>>64699251
ME

>>64699254
Saved to my krazykrejza folder lads

should I pay for spotify lads?

>>64699252

>LE FUGG LE STEBE BITH XDDDDDDDD

Good old TMS + CSS + /cric/ combo

>>64698884
What happened to nebz?

>>64698960
there literally was

it was a baseball anime that got edited to look like cricket in an attempt to crack the indian market

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>>64699260
NAE NAE

>>64699262
No just steal music you want like everyone else

>>64699262
I get it as a part of a prepaid mobile plan with spark

Pretty good deal.

>>64699276

reported to Taylor Swift

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Based Caribbean bants

>that jersey

The absolute madman

>>64698960
>>tfw there will never be a smug team of Australian cricket girls who then lose to the passionate multiethnic Windies

Imagine the fucking delicious brown girls.

Imagine how smug loli Bibu Richudusu would be.

>>64699262
>2016
>paying for music

Goyim who will never get rich, ladies and gentlemen.

>>64699262

It's free?

>>64699269

I can never get a stream to match TMS. Kinda sucks, but at least Holding and Bumble are on sky.

>>64699284
>loli Sarwan trying to fight the moderately tall McGrath

QT

>>64699283
fucking kek can anyone stop him

>>64699283

lmao

how can one man be so based?

Which one of you cunts shitposted this? >>64697826

>>64699283
fucking kek

How do I troll /cric/, /cric/?

>>64699286
The idea set up is having the video 5 seconds behind TMS so you can quickly pay attention when you hear a wicket or a boundary or something.

Why is it ALWAYS the ugly bitches who whinge about this crap?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3385037/Erin-Molan-goes-bat-Mel-McLaughlin-Chris-Gayle-comments.html

Mel could literally give two shits. She's handled his extremely professionally. I feel bad for her that the media circus has made her the centre of it.

>>64699049
Unironically considering doing that next year

What's the best area for cricket in england lads? I've heard it's popular in Yorkshire

For Australia, Melbourne's the nicer city with nicer weather, but Sydney is also great
Avoid Adelaide, Brisbane and Perth.

>>64699283
Are his tattoos faded or are they less noticeable becuase he's black

>>64699303
Talk about how "test" cucket is dead

>>64699283
Holy lel

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Mel appreciation thread

>>64699148
Is the Caribbean worth it for a holiday lad?

Dreadlock Holiday has got me a bit scared tbqh

>>64699309

literally this

I get atleast one (you) from daniel everytime I make a post about "test" ""cricket"" being on suicide watch

>>64699305
So funny how he didn't do anything wrong just asked her out for a drink.

>>64699303
Post with a New Zealand flag

>>64699322
When are you cunts gonna get a new flag anyway so we can finally tell you apart from the convicts without squinting?

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>>64699210
>His captaincy was also a complete liability, Stove is unironically a far superior captain to him.

Clarke LITERALLY had a better tactical mind than Taylor

Got a really hairy bum haha

>>64699316
>ywn get in that ass

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Gayle appreciation thread

>>64699320
baiting autists is hardly trollling Tbh

>>64699326

KEK

Poo Peeland on pooicide watch

>>64699330
hehehehehe

>>64699303

Not tellin'.

>>64699304

Got a cheeky lil dual window going on with /sp/ and my shit stream. It was better at home with a HDMI to my big tv for the cricket but I make do.

>>64699306

It seems like the best thing a man could do. Yorkshire is probably the best shout. I'll give a shout out to East Anglia, they say it's the second best league system after Yorkshire and it's a comfy white haven. Not a lot to do here though as it's very countryside.

Rent will be cheaper in Yorkshire and more to do, but a lot more pakis. A nice place like Shrewsbury or Devon would be qt too.

>>64699326
>>64699322
Personally i like that its just a shit version of the Aus flag.

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Why is she so perfect?

>>64699271
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL5ZjPWL3o19MC6rxEATk6w

>>64699330
been watching the a league lads?

Just watched the Gayle interview on Youtube and there is seriously nothing wrong with what he said.

We are seriously living in the worst transitional age of humanity and it's going to get so much worse before, if ever, it gets better.

>>64699305
>In 2014, the West Indian slugger was asked about the condition of the pitch by a female journalist, to which he replied: 'Well I haven't touched yours yet so I don't know how it feels', before adding 'I like your smile; that's nice.'

hahaha thats a million times worse than fucking last night

>>64699349
and they're UNIRONICALLY changing it to a fucking leaf because they're tired of being confused with the handsome and popular ausGODs

>>64699342
>Got a cheeky lil dual window going on with /sp/ and my shit stream. It was better at home with a HDMI to my big tv for the cricket but I make do.

Yeah I normally have the stream on my monitor and /sp/ on my laptop, that small delay is still good for multitasking though.

Has anyone been on plebfooty and looked at old mate MWNN white knighting over Mel?

>>64699358
They better keep the union flag up there, our little bitch tag.

>>64699352

kek, what a fucking beta

I watched a video with that Indian guy and it was cringe just how awkward he was in the whole thing

>>64699366
can't bear too desu lad its too painful

>de cuck

Talk about the cricket or FUCK off, ok?

BREAD BREAD BREAD
Somethings happening!

>England winning again
>this happens
>>64699374
>>64699376

like clockwork

Wooah nelly.

Can >we still do it lads?

Get them all out before tea, put on another 150-250 evening session then get into them on day 5.

Things might be getting interesting if Cook behaves like a man.

>>64699355
Apparently the issue is more the context, ie that female journalists have to deal with comments like that all the fucking time.

The fuckin overreaction is sickening though. I heard some aussie female journalists near fucking tears at lunch over it, so stupid.

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>>64699319
I don't really think there's anything new for the Caribbean to offer you, save for good food, good company and loose respectable women of all different colours. If you're looking for the beaches, girls, cricket and all round enjoyable island life check Barbados, you can also check the Bahamas but it's more baseball and Americanized whilst Barbados is more British centred (still an ACS). Enjoyed there more than the Bahamas desu.

>>64699307
Both.

>>64699382
you
CANT
make this shit up

>>64699374
boss just called lad he needs you to come into the office

>>64699382
Holy shit how MAD are you right now? My sides are in orbit

Dads got a small bottle of choccy LRC in the fridge lads

what do

>>64699392
Implying he has a job baka senpai

>>64699392
I'm pretty sure my boss kissed my gf at the Christmas party, but i'm too scared to say anything because this job is great ;__;

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>fat, single and she's still eating pringles.

>>64699394

this must be that famous British banter I've heard so much about

But then I imagine you saying that in person in you faggy, whiny accent and I just have a giggle

>>64699336
>memes3
Post 1 and 2 some time, you fucking faggot.

>>64699400
BIG
CORPORATE
DICK

>>64699400

>Britcucks

>>64699403
>Aus talking about whiny accents

What planet are we on

I reckon theres some good looking lads here, after all Aussie guys are all 6'2 15 stone at 8% body fat. Surely you guys have been swolested or objectified by women, sometimes ugly ones.

For example I've had girls grab my cock in a nightclub for example before doing anything else. I never once thought I was sexually assaulted. Was I wrong? Should I have informed the police? What would have happened?

I really don't get why we're limiting freedom of speech so that you can't flirt.

>>64699400

>Britcucks ;_;

>>64699402

meme flag

>>64699400

Why don't you just invite him over so he can fuck her you pathetic cuck

>>64699402
Fucking hell

I remember when Bangladesh beat >us in ODI series and they fucking started Gangnam styling disgusting shitskin fuckers

>>64699395
Drink it and then poo in the bottle

>>64699400
Pretty sure there is some law where he would have to pay you off.

There is a recent case where a girl walked in on her married boss kissing another guy and she had to leave the job but they made a settlement and had to pay her.

I'm sure this would apply to you to. It was tens of thousands.

>>64699411
BIG
BOSS
DICK
Surely?

hello my new zealand friends ")

>>64699416
>>64699414
>>64699412

If it was only a kiss i'm not a cuck, i've kissed other people when drunk before. We haven't been together that long anyway, rather keep the job than her

>>64699420
KEPT YA WAITING HUH

>>64699425
Sounds like you should kiss [spoiler]your boss[/spoiler] as revenge

>>64699425

Keep telling that yourself you beta cuck

>>64699283
he actually did it hahaha

>>64699423
Fuck off

>>64699419
Fuck, really? I have no proof though, I just saw him with his hands on her arse

>>64699431
haha cheers

>>64699425
Literally BOSSED

anyone flown tiger before lads?

with my carry-on can i bring a overnight bag and then a small laptop backpack?

it's within the 7 KG desu

>>64699414
>For example I've had girls grab my cock in a nightclub for example before doing anything else
This happened to me a couple times when I was working at my local. Kinda turned me on тbh.

Just got on to my lunch break, what's going on with the test match?

Are we blessed with the presence of WalkGOD Corp. tonight?

>>64699449
Broad

just took a HUGE dump lads
fucking MENTAL getting it out clogged the FUCK out of the FUCKING toilet lads
had to fucking push this MASSIVE shit through the fucking toilet with a fucking STICK

>>64699449
England showing why they're the most clutch test team in history again

>>64699434
You'd have to look into it, but if you are sure, and think it's worth the fuss, then there's probably something you can do. Ask a free employment lawyer if you have time, they would give you the proper advice on whether to pursue it.

>>64699442

>anyone flown tiger before lads?
Yes, I have.

>with my carry-on can i bring a overnight bag and then a small laptop backpack?
Dunno.

Hope that helped.

>>64699459
Thank you based anon

>>64699449
I'm doing a big stinky poo

Feels fucking great

Statistics Pussy Ltd.

>>64699454
statsvomit is losing it lads

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ya just know

I though Australians were just constantly butthurt and angry about England, but it seems like they have an inferiority complex over New Zealand too.

Are they just in a constant state of mad lads?

>>64699444

I hear some women have rape fetishes, so maybe you do too.

But honestly, if we called the police to say a girl has grabbed my cock in a night club then they'd laugh and say "nice one mate" or something and maybe ask for her number. If you phone up and say a man put his hands up your skirt he'd be lucky to make it out alive.

Only thing I like about feminism is making women pay for shit for me.