Get Well Soon Welbz!
career ending injury to pic related when?
Can Team USA beat Arsenal? I think so.
Somebody sim this in FIFA 16
Sanchez is surviving on his first half of season form from last season when he carried the team
he's had his moments since but largely his performances have been forgettable
Ozil has been comfortably better than him since then, and the team plays like complete shit if Ozil doesn't play (the 3 months where he was out when sanchez had to carry the team), or if he doesn't get time on the ball (like wanyama managed in the southampton game).
>Borussia Dortmund chief executive Hans-Joachim Watzke insists the club are not dependent on striker Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, but says the club have a lot to offer him.
He's in the bag lads
>obama's pace when he realises ozil will play behind him
because if i can't get gf why should some faggot get free bfs
Anyone else want to see Theo ST (possibly replaced by Giroud late in the second half) against sunderland and liverpool? Think Joel/Walcott/Ox front 3 should be fine for Sunderland with Alexis hopefully ready for Liverpool
At being tall, aerial ability and arguably passing
Pretty much worse at everything else though
Our attack has been at its best this season with Theo up front
Giroud is a great player, but I feel Theo suits Özil and Alexis much better
>the city of Benitez
What an absolute fraud of a manager, can't believe scousers actually think he is good
Ligue 1: 1987–88
FA Premier League (3): 1997–98, 2001–02, 2003–04
FA Cup (6): 1997–98, 2001–02, 2002–03, 2004–05, 2013–14, 2014–15
FA Community Shield (6): 1998, 1999, 2002, 2004, 2014, 2015
UEFA Champions League runners up: 2006
La Liga: 2001–02, 2003–04
FA Cup: 2005–06
FA Community Shield: 2006
UEFA Champions League: 2004–05
>including dumb shit like community shields and being a fucking runner up in a competition
I can play this game as well la
La Liga: 2001–02, 2003–04
UEFA Cup: 2003–04
FA Cup: 2005–06
FA Community Shield: 2006
UEFA Champions League: 2004–05
UEFA Super Cup: 2005
Supercoppa Italiana: 2010
FIFA Club World Cup: 2010
UEFA Europa League: 2012–13
Coppa Italia: 2013–14
Supercoppa Italiana: 2014
>UEFA Champions League runners up: 2006
why even include that
I'm sure any instances of bullying are subject to a fine payable to Mertesacker
>tfw you think you're safe from the german debt collector
Why would you even want to manage Real Madrid
Why is everyone wanking over this Tottenham team fucking hell.
Acting like this is the best Spurs team in existence. Arry's last Spurs squad that bottled it was miles better than this team before they bottled it.
download and read the last comment
tells you how to make it work, sim the first three months and it didn't have any issue
the last one the names of players kept changing this one works better
lads how can i grow a beard like giroud? His seems on point atm
>tfw I thought you was joking
Trending on twitter atm, kill me please
>window has just entered the 3rd day of it being open
>literally NO signings
Senile Wrinkly Ball Cunt OUT RIGHT FUCKING NOW. Fucking bullshit, ruining my team cause he won't spend money. It solves every problem other teams have, yet he refuses to do it. It's so fucking simple, you give money, you get player. "Money can be used to exchange goods and services" t. The Simpsons.
if the Simpsons can get it right, why can;t this cunt? It's all on him and him alone, yet he won't do shit, he has nobody on his back, nobody watching him, he's the boss, yet he doesn't do shit.
It's fucking over, 3-1 loss to Sunderland in FA Cup so we wave good bye to that as well.
No good strikers, no good DM, no good CM's. Defence can't be solved as for some reason this generation makes good attackers (not the senile cunt buys them) but not good defenders. I remember the times when GOAT defenders were common place.
>mfw Welbz and Jack will play like 5 matches this season
Looks like the reason for Elmemey delay was Basel wanting another £2m+ (some say £2.4, £2.5 and £2.7) more. Essentially £7m+.
>Arsenal striker Olivier Giroud has inadvertently revealed Arsenal are close to signing FC Basle midfielder Mohamed Elneny.
>Reports suggest the Gunners are close to compeleting a £7.4million deal for the Egyptian although club sources have played down the speculation.
>But when asked about possible new Arsenal signings in January, Giroud said: "I am not worried about it. I know that maybe we sign a player, an Egyptian one..."
if jeff doesnt play versus sunderland i'm not sure what the point of having him in the full team is.
>Of course it'd be the best if all of them get to play.
Not sure if. Too many chances and me might well lose. It has happened often against worse opponents in cups. Think Wenger will only rest Nacho, Mertesacker and one forward.
Sunderland will field a weaker team than us and there'll be little backlash if we go out in the third round after winning it two years in a row... Wenger will rotate. Zero chance Ozil plays for example.
of those I only think Walcott will start, with Mertesacker also playing
Koscielny is managing an injury still and Bellerin's workload has been insane because Debuchy chucked a fit
I think we'll see
Chambo-Mert is an awful combination and Wenger opted against resting Bellerin or Koscielny against B-mouth but if the latter isn't fully fit, then of course. Cech hasn't missed a game since Ospina's horror show either iirc.
>implying Aubameyang would help at all
We're the current holders of one Emirates cup.
Overall potential is 78. Wenger have definitely been playing FIFA
>Basel being Jews
That's Basel for you. They got his replacement for like 2 million.
>Rambo has 93, just for comparison
Well that's bullshit for a start. Elneny's one defining trait is that he never tires.
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BREAKING: Pep Guardiola says he did not extend contract at Bayern Munich because he wants to manage in the Premier League.
fuck, we better win the league this fucking season goddammit
Just accept that he's coming to the superior club in the league, Manchester City
>We are now entering a period of Stoke dominance
Was there ever any hope
Alright, we're going to have to do something about that hair
Although I'd like Welé for depth, no need to sell him
You could maybe bring Welbeck on after Campbell's legs have gone
Welbeck is a cancer to to club and pay scale.
He earns £115 a week. He will be forced back into the team due to pressure from England coaches even though he is a Sunderland tier player.
>Reine-Adelaide's clever flick to Arteta gives the midfielder time to force Crump into a good save 1-0 (24)
>£115 a week
I know what you mean, still think it's funny
Welbeck will definitely need time to recover, but I still think he's alright as a rotation/depth/bench player for Arsenal
And yes, he's paid too much
Artekkers should maybe stick to the U21 level
Theo is unbelievably clumsy, seen him make great goals and then fuck up the easiest chances laid on a platter by Özil for him.
So unfortunately he doesn't qualify.
Though i hope that he proves me wrong.
On his day, he's a brilliant player though
Just watch the games against United or Leicester
His pace pins teams back and gives the creative players a lot of options
Obviously I'm exaggerating, but I believe he can be a great player if he's given regular time up front again
Damn, this Deeney hype is going off the scale
>Arsene Wenger considers £20m move for Watford's Troy Deeney
He scored 20+ goals for Watford in the last three seasons
It's not like it matters. He'd only play for them if City had competent physios. And considering how long Aguero and Kompany are usually ded for, I think it's safe to say they don't.
Why is it always so easy to link Arsenal to players they'd never be in for?
Like you wouldn't read a news story saying Man Utd want Mertesacker but we're always linked with stories like that.
Yes, he was a joy to watch in those games his effectiveness really depends on how the opposing team is playing though. Wenger will probably rotate up top again when Alexis is back.
>tfw he was my hero
Malen scoring and assisting for the U21s at 16 is decent
He's trash mate. Only getting time because Ox is inexplicably even worse this season. Welbeck isn't great but is streets better
AUBAMEYANG MISSES TRAINING
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang has fuelled speculation he is set to leave Borussia Dortmund after missing the club's return to training following the winter break on Tuesday.
A club spokesman said the Gabon international was absent "for personal reasons" although reports in England and Germany have linked the 26-year-old with Arsenal, Liverpool and Manchester United.
"We all hope he'll [Aubameyang] stay," said team-mate Matthias Ginter.
>Jeff won't play against Sunderland's reserve
What do we do about Ramsey?
Better goalscorer (lol), better touch, actually effective on both flanks, can hold the ball up, can keep up a good workrate for more than 60 minutes
Just a better all round player
Campbell has scored two goals, both put on a plate for him. Welbeck was wasteful but still better
Biggest thing is that the team can just play like normal when Welbeck's playing. All the time at the moment you see someone like Ozil with the chance to pass the ball to Campbell's feet but he won't because he's crap and will lose the ball. Not to mention he's predictable as shit becuase he only has one trick
It's the same shit as when people overrated the hell out of Gnabry when he clearly wasn't good enough yet
Welbeck cannot get into positions where goals are put on a plate for him. And when he does get chances, he misses. He scored 4 goals in 25 games. Campbell scored 2 in 8.
Welbeck's only "trick" is to run around the pitch and do nothing. He failed to score or assist against Championship sides with a full strength team behind him, so it's obvious the team plays worse with him than with Campbell, who actually performs in games. (Zagreb/Oly)
Can we really afford not to field a mostly reserve team in the FA Cup?
Fair enough, but looking at both stat comparisons, the only thing Welbeck does significantly better than Joel is create chances.
The reason why it would be disingenuous to take that as meaning Joel can't assist, is because he has done in the CL on more than one occasion. His lack of assists in the PL is easily attributed to the lack of games played
Applying that to goal scoring and Welbeck would mean adding Welbeck's goals in the CL. This would be disingenuous to include as evidence of Welbeck's scoring ability because a) he scored all those goals in one game b) they are a statistical anomaly to Welbeck's goal scoring ability in any competition, where he rarely scores and rarely more than once
So, your stats aren't wrong but they don't change anything.
My main point is that generally Welbeck provides just as much if not more from a defensive standpoint with better athleticism, better dribbling, better stamina, and more creativity without the significant weakness of being completely limited to one side of the pitch . Sanchez best run of form coincided with Welbeck and himself fluidly swapping positions constantly while creating for each other. Walcott does this role much better without the defensive support that Welbeck or Campbell can provide. Unfortunately we can never seem to keep our pacy attackers all fit at one time.
Sidenote, Chuba Akpom will probably be a revelation next season
The 4th holiest site in Islam is literally a stone's throw from the Arsenal shop
Have you seen hull play this season? They're been horrendous behind him creatively. He basically has to create for himself , create for others, and defend while wrestling with center backs completely isolated. I think the main point of the loan was to humble him as a player and make him experience the darker side of being a pro rather than any technical development. He'll be refined and steadily bedded in over the next few years with 2016-17 being the year he steps up.
He's also very fiery and competitive as well which already endears him to Sanchez & Flamini.
I haven't gotten to see much of Ipswich so I can't comment on Ainsley but they've been calling him the next ray parlour so i guess he's doing well
Guess it's that time of the year again
>I haven't gotten to see much of Ipswich so I can't comment on Ainsley but they've been calling him the next ray parlour so i guess he's doing well
Ilford Pele incoming
Danny fucking Williams.....he almost made me feel ashamed that i share my nationality with him. The championship is savage as fuck, lee tomlin is out there grabbing huddlestones cock during corners and shit
>kissing your team mates and grabbing their cocks is gay
what the hell are they teaching you over here
Welbeck gave Sanchez one assist.
You have no idea what you are talking about. Welbeck is a shit player, who gives a shit about his defending when he can't do basic attacking movements or positioning.
Signing for a club this beta
>Madrid in crisis
>Man City and Barça struggling against small teams
>Bayern still has Guardiola as their manager
>Chelsea will be a Football Leage Championship team by the end of the season
Is this our year lads?
>If Yaya says it's black and blue, it's black and blue
Don't bother her with trivial texting, mio familia. She'll get bored. Call her up and arrange a date. Then berry your face betwixt her butt cheeks
Trust me on this, I'm an engineer
Half-kits are only really acceptable for trolling rival teams
>have to sell their best player at 20 years old
>can't even hang onto their women
I wonder if Danes think much of Hamlet or is it like us with Lucky Charms
>Flamini believes the key to Ozil's turnaround in form has been settling in off the pitch and striking up close bonds with himself and others, which has allowed the German to flourish on the pitch.
>"We are close friends and we have a good time on and off the pitch," Flamini told Arsenal Player.
>"That’s very important because, if you want to be able to perform, you have to feel happy in your head and feel confident off the pitch.
Cohesion as fuck.
Finally, now Ramsey can return to the wing and keep Ox out of the team
Who do we want to win this match lads?
We need Stoke's form to drop because we play them next(Stoke away is an awful fixture) and also because they're stoke and boo rambo
We also need Liverpool to drop in form because we play them next in the league
what do we do lads?
In my mind, Liverpool away and Stoke away are of equal difficulty
Best recent football memories for us Tbh
Get excited lads, we're about to sign a mid table team's second best striker
m8s I got married in another country
I've been gone for the past 2 months basically
>firmino might goat
I've never seen him have a good game
>his face when he literally just stayed in to have a wank
>tfw I have a friend who is obssesed with Connor McGregor and even has an Irish flag on his bedroom
It's fucking cringy af the dude can't even use the "muh heritage" excuse cause his most closest British family members are his grandparents from Manchester