Hobart Hurricanes 1/18
vs Melbourne Renegades
England 6/629d
South Africa 2/155
West Indies 7/248
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>64678200
WHO IS SHE
yfw india goes to no 1 with the shitney game washed out
Just smashed a whole woolworths chicken lads
who /goodtaste/ here?
>>64678227
What about?
king george century incoming
>>64678224
> Can literally only win at home, in South Africa or WI
> Still on track to be number one
Why is Australia so good at cricket even when it's not that good at cricket?
What's /cric/ listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_unV0UPGUY
desu
>>64678235
Is George Bailey the first person to captain a team to a world cup final only to be dropped?
>Undercover Boss on One
>BBL on Ten
>>64678235
>you
>this run rate
>these wickets
>against this literal who bowling attack
>>64678239
replace "Australia" with "India" and then take out
>in south africa or WI
>>64678235
>>64678213
Danielle Wyatt mate
>>64678244
0/10 f2k desu
Is it raining in South Africa? Score isn't moving
>>64678235
every fucking time
>>64678241
https://youtu.be/sFwcLC5HC9I
Played this while making dinner
>>64678235
>>64678259
That pic isnt Danielle. OP's is
>turn on ENGvSA
>Anderson runs in to bowl
>126 kp/h
absolute kek
should have kept Woakes
>>64678265
nah they playin
>>64678242
He hasn't been dropped. He's an ODI specialist.
>>64678291
i do tbqh
>>64678288
he got dropped for the final you casual
>>64678288
http://www.espncricinfo.com/icc-cricket-world-cup-2015/engine/current/match/656495.html
He didn't play the actual world cup final, despite being captain for most of the tournament
>>64678307
He was dropped after the first game for Clarke you casual
who /gong/ here?
>>64678291
not a fan tbqh
>this RR
The hurricanes might as well be playin in a fucking hurricane right now tbqh thnx senpai
this should have been how stokes got out last night
If I were batting I'd just hit it at Beaton every time. Free runs.
>>64678291
No thanks, 2D masterrace
Who #watermelonboy here?
>>64678352
Does anyone have the webm of this
I love how hard starc pegs it
>>64678247
>wonder when my dick became so nice
last 2 digits will be hobarts final score
Womens BBL on Saturday: average of 372,000 viewers tuned in, reaching a high of 439,000
A-league: 75,000
K E K
Wew lads falling asleep here
Who will score faster out of Hobart and AB/Amla?
you now remember xxxx gold beach cricket
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpsDIXrlDq8
>>64678376
>>64678371
i have this other meme dismissal but not that one sorry la
ponting on suicide watch
so who's gonna win?
>>64678408
Punter was the precursor to Smoth
traditional custodians on elite boundary watch
Will Hobart make 100?
>>64678422
that's terrible senpai
>>64678422
so fucking stupid but i laughed tbqh
>>64678402
>>64678408
wew lad
>>64678423
Will Hobart is the Executive Director, Office of Student Support and Engagement at Chicago Public Schools
>>64678423
Will Hobart is Executive Director, Office of Student Support and Engagement at Chicago Public Schools, m8
>>64678434
>>64678435
samefag
>>64678434
>>64678435
>>64678434
>>64678435
wew lad
>>64678411
smith would have hit that through his legs for four
>>64678388
IT'S NOT FAIR!
>Brisbane viewers NEED to switch to channel 10
Bull fucking shit
I'll watch in HD on One thanks
>>64678453
>tfw this is literally my body hair pattern if I don't shave weekly
>>64678475
Do you shave your balls?
>never used to my shave balls
>shaved them
>holy fuck feels amazing
>>64678475
You shave your shoulders?
>>64678481
Yeah I was scared to use a razor on my balls, but it works quite well really
>>64678457
...and now undercover boss is on
>channel 10 in charge of correct guide data
Christian is pretty memey, not as memey as Maxwell, but he's ok
Who is the greatest Australian cricketer to never play a test?
>>64678490
Yeah i was reluctant at first to shave my shaft and balls out of fear of cutting, but its very easy
>>64678502
David Hussey
Is Channel Ten's Mel McLaughlin related to Cricinfo's Mel Farrell?
>>64678502
Glenn Maxwell
>>64678481
>>64678490
>he doesn't have a trimmer
>>64678490
>>64678506
Do you guys do your arsehole and crack?
>>64678506
It's not like shaving your face where you have to get the stubble down to absolute zero.
Just trimming off the bulk of the bush, so your balls can actually sense touch without hair blocking the feeling is enough.
>>64678516
casual detected
>nrl is literally back next month
>>64678486
Yes
>>64678502
Chris Lynn
>>64678522
Yeah i get right down in my taint and parameters of the arsehole. Don't do it often because the re-growth can become quite itchy on the crack
Ben Dunk is a handsome fella
>>64678527
He's never played a test innings though. Just because you wear white it doesn't mean you're a test player.
This picture comes up when you google mel
Is there a context for this or is it not her
>>64678496
>channels go 1, 7, 9, 10
>australian education
>>64678541
Yeah I stay away from hair in skin folds and joints for that reason.
The itching is fucking bad when walking etc when it starts to grow.
>>64678546
kek nice try at damage control but you have been exposed
>>64678530
Thank fuck, I've had enough of this semen slurping "sport"
>>64678551
it's not her. that's olivia munn on attack of the show
>>64678546
He's literally played 6 innings you fucking supreme summercunt casual
>>64678551
It comes up as Aaron Rodgers' beard when you reverse search the image.
>>64678554
I thought i was developing a hemorrhoid but thankfully it was just the results of the anus hair regrowth
Is Doherty just bowl his team to a win?
>>64678561
Love this image, kek
>>64678502
jack marsh
Chris Lynn should be the t20 captain imo
>>64678502
Brad Hodge
XD will LITERALLY and UNIRONICALLY play in the t20 side
>>64678587
Never heard of Will Literally but i dont think hes a cricketer
What do ausfailians think of the Auckland Nines?
Auckland here, they're literally the laughing stock of the city, I'm completely surprised they're back
>>64678587
No he wont
Boyce is well ahead of him. Dito Lyon; thats why they left him out of the ODI squad
>>64678598
What are the auckland nines?
>>64678599
you're acting as if the selectors are going to pick the best players for the team, we have seen that this is not the case
>Paris
>no Lynn
Richardson
>no Gaz
>>64678608
This is literally my point. 90% of the teams are australian and they don't even know what it is. It's literally such a joke
>>64678598
What are the auckland nines?
if its some /poog/ shit fuck off and make your own thread
>>64678598
It's pretty meme tbqhwyf
>>64678618
Just googled it. Yeah, I've never seen it advertised or really discussed
fuck me Wade is a bad keeper
>>64678627
Fuck that's hilarious
Wellington sevens are a big thing in NZ and auckland literally tried to copy it but with fucking league (who no one really gives a shit about) and teams of which there is literally one NZ team out of fucking 20 or whatever
There are billboards all over the city right now and it's just embarrassing.
>>64678642
Sydney here
I've never heard of it
darren sammy is nearly bad enough to play for the windies test side
>>64678652
he was unironically dropped from it for being too shit
thats how bad he is
>>64678519
>doesn't shave closely for a smooth baby bottom prepubescent finish
guys love it
>>64678627
lmao
It's advertised as plebgue's version of the 7s. I thought it would be big in Australia.
Top lel. Last year when the Warriors got knocked out half the stadium left early.
>Blanderson
>comes into the team
>120 kp/h - no wickets
>drops Amla
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64678662
>gay pakistani weeb bottom
you are one brave man lad
>>64678668
"Chin Music"
>>64678648
This is actually hilarious
This is the third year it's back and I was seriously confused as to why it wasn't a flop but then I realised all the australian teams are playing so there may be an australian following that's keeping it up. Nope. Someone's losing fuckloads of money on it.
Honestly can't believe the australian teams agree to it
>Renegades to win in 12 overs
here's a reminder that australia's pyjama keeper LITERALLY bowls faster than the two best new zealand bowlers
>>64678687
wrong webm mate
Is Matthew Wade related to Jeremy Howe?
>>64678687
bond > mcgrath
>>64678701
For both series he played
chris martin>don bradman
Best neighbors girl?
>>64678699
I'm sure their mums fucked the same guy, but that's just statistical likelihood when dealing with such massive sluts.
pop quiz time lads:
You're playing your contact sport of choice, and after a successful tackle on an opposition player, do you:
A: Sportingly offer him help getting to his feet?
B: Quickly return to your position to let the game continue as quickly as possible?
C: Stick a finger in his bum?
>"He's joined us. David Boon. He needs no introduction"
Then why give him one, silly bitch
>>64678694
just realised i havent got a webm of it yet, heres a yt link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo9lzTOG8PE
>pj keeping
>>64678717
>you now remember that fuckheaded commentator LITERALLY ruining the greatest moment of Martin's career by calling him "Tim Martin"
>>64678723
>using old tactics
>not living in the digital age
>>64678642
If you are a Rugby League fan you have definitely heard of it.
I think it is a fun little preseason meme tourney.
It is put in Auckland in an attempt to grow the game in NZ although I personally think they should do it in a different city every year.
>>64678723
Gotta hump him a few times just to make sure he doesn't get back up first lad
>>64678720
my neighbour doesnt have any girls
>>64678736
Literally what is the point of growing the game in New Zealand
The ENTIRE fucking country is obsessed with rugby, you seriously think there's a market for an identical sport?
>>64678723
D. Shout "BAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL"
>David Boon
>proof that beer kills braincells
>>64678736
They should put it in fucking wollongong for all I care. Nobody wants it here.
>>64678748
like to see you talk on tv cunt
>>64678748
He looked so depressed
>>64678748
>Yeh, it's been a real mumble mumble...
>I've had the pleasure of mumble mumble...
>>64678723
tasmania has produced two (2) cricketers of note in their entire history
and no, faulkner doesn't count
>Tennis star Venus Williams delighted fans - and an All Black - with some dance moves on the court today.
>The 35-year-old called for a dance-off with winger Julian Savea as part of an exhibition match at the ASB Classic.
>She was caught on camera doing the dance to American rapper Silento's Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae) and pointing at Savea, who was standing next to Danish player Caroline Wozniacki. The pair were in fits of laughter.
now watch me whip
now watch me maymay
>>64678750
The worst thing is you just know that some out of touch councillor is shilling it hard and putting funding into it as if it's an economic cash cow for the city by saying "XD LOOK AT WELLLINGTON" whilst knowing nothing about the sport.
All it will do to Auckland is make more fucking riots happen because all the sollies come out at once
>>64678748
The sight of T20 has killed him
>>64678768
>and an All Black
why are you nerds so poobsessed with a fucking rugby team
/Warner dropped from the squad and back at Woolworths/ when?
lads where can I find some white vinegar?
>>64678738
>>64678735
>>64678733
>>64678747
>>64678763
righto lads, next one:
You find yourself being tackled and after your opponents rises to his feet and looks away, do you:
A: Gingerly shake yourself off and ready yourself for what is proving to be quite a bruising encounter?
B: Compliment your opponent on an excellent play?
C: Stick a finger in his bum?
>>64678723
D bend his leg/arm as you roll out of the tackle
Do you even Melbourne?
>>64678768
I had literally never heard of that song until I googled what the fuck that meme was about and honestly I'm not even kidding is there a worse song in the history of existence? It's like a cross between shitty as fuck kid's songs and shitty as fuck trends
>>64678750
well apparently it is doing something because they keep taking it back there
why do you even care you are taking this really personally
>>64678779
It's because it's the only thing their good at.
They're like an ugly ugly girl with big tits, who wears nothing but the lowest cut tops she can find to take the focus off her ugly face.
>>64678786
>D: Stick a finger in his mum?
FTFY
>advanced 2016 tactics
>ban the leg bye
>that wide call
what le FUG
>>64678800
There's actually two of us m8
It's just kind of an embarrasment to the city right now. Auckland has no relevant sports things aside from the tennis (debatable) and warriors (and likely never will because the city is 50% chinese), and they are pushing so hard to make it work here.
>>64678815
That's probably a good thing m8. It means your city has developed beyond such archaic forms of entertainment for the masses.
>>64678815
It is probably for tourism as well
The crowd is never entirely warriors fans
>>64678797
it was just 2015's version of Crank Dat by Soulja Boy
the similarities are uncanny when you think about it. young negro in his late teens makes a meme song that includes a silly meme dance move, that becomes popular during the American summer
>you now remember the shmoney dance
>>64678800
It's contracted on for 5-10 years or something.
It's just a cancerous event that the dumbest of dumb coconuts attend.
>>64678839
>listening to commercial pop music
>>64678855
thanks for the warning saxon
>>64678855
Hello uncle /pol/
>>64678854
Kek, you're SEETHING right now you pathetic faggot.
Coconuts literally RUN /cric/.
>>64678855
>LE FUG LE POB MUZIG XDXD
where did our english friends run off to lads?
>>64678868
poosterwoman has pooicided and Manu Fatuvei is in jail.
Why were they apologising for language on the English coverage of the BBL? I didn't hear anything.
Reminder that I tipped the renegades.
>>64678872
>liking commercialised art
>>64678875
The mosque
>>64678868
p-pls don't punch me in the back of my head
not watching the saffies game, is the pitch a literal road or what
now watch me whip
now watch me maymay
>>64678882
Reminder to kill yourself
>>64678877
Matt Too(who)a is LITERALLY spurting his brown DNA inside Ellyse RIGHT NOW.
>>64678883
>LE FUG LE GOMMERJEWLIZASHUN XDXD
>>64678905
>tfw
>>64678892
It's Cape Town mate
>>64678905
pics?
How many Instagram followers do you have lads?
237 here, dno how to make my number more muscular
>>64678881
>hey apologising for language on the English coverage
Bowler said "Fuck It" after bowling a wide.
>P-P-P-PLEASE NOTICE ME BIG STRONG CHINAMAN
>LET ME WORSHIP YOUR BIG YELLOW COCK XDXD
The BBC is angry
>>64678924
Heh
>>64678924
LETS JUST NOT EVEN DISCUSS IT MAN OMG
>>64678970
Fuck off stop changing your picture you enormous faggot
>>64678976
What the fuck are you on about
>>64678970
What about the autist who LE DOXXED DUNYELL XDXD and posted a screenshot with his Facebook still logged in and then he proceeded to get LE DOGGECED XDXD
>>64678970
Big Strong Ajay doesn't even post here, he's too busy smashing hot tinder sluts.
***trigger warning***
http://www.thecricketmonthly.com/story/953117/laxman-s-kolkata-epic-voted-best-test-performance-of-all-time
>>64679012
>>64679012
Why the FUCK didn't we play MacGill
Damn I seem to always be putting on the cricket right when the morning session ends during this test.
I think Melbourne will probably win this one
>>64679012
>>64679017
>>64679021
BRADWOMAN BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>64679012
Fuck that was a memey series. Every single series the commentators announce this is one you'll never forget, and this is the only series they were right.
Is Gayle a closet Pool Peelander?
>only gets a score at tiny meme grounds
you just know!
hahahahaha fucking BBC and Mel
>this interview
>"dont blush baby"
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64679045
Gayle is hands down the most overrated OVERRATED batsman of all time.
chris gayle moving in for the kill
BIG
My fucking sides.
still running a bit hot lads, I think my cooler may be shot
BLACK
Jezebel article incoming.
>Gayle trying to get layed
Fucking based
>>64679070
How many test 300s do you have?
BLACK
B I G B L A C K C O C K
I
G
B
L
A
C
K
C
O
C
K
YOU JUST KNOW
'Im not blushing...'
Fuck Gayle must have a big dick
This is the issue I have with T20.
The result is beyond doubt now, there is no way Hobart can pull off a win here.
But if you were to flip the balls/runs needed you would still suggest Melbourne look good to win.
It's a pure batsmans game, and honestly I would rank this "sport" worse than baseball.
>>64679083
>YUH CANT DO BETTER xD xD
I don't play cricket, and no one talks about how good I am at it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StrCzi1idvQ
>>64679094
how is that any different to ODI cricket?
it happens far more often than this in ODI cricket. The CWC was a farce.
>>64679078
put some ice cubes in the case and shake it around
>>64679070
nah thats ben stokes
reminder this man is UNIRONICALLY the best paceman South Africa will have after Steyn and Morkel give in
>>64679094
How is this any worse than test cricket? You literally get 5 days to bat if you want
>>64679094
The issue I have with tripfags Is that they swan around acting like anyone cares what they have to say
>>64679094
just like when you picked the "Sixers" last night huh? That kind of beyond doubt?
>>64679114
It begins
>>64679094
what a fresh and new perspective
missed it, did mel get blacked?
>>64679120
>>64679129
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/3zdulf/match_thread_hobart_hurricanes_vs_melbourne/cylemp8
>>64679105
>all those tasty (You)'s
mirin bruh
wasn't watching the game, what did the black bull do lads?
>>64678729
>PJH
didnt need those feels m8
>>64679094
yeah because watching innings of 550+ runs in australia every fucking year isnt a batsman's game
>>64679114
>>64679132
yep...
>>64679145
Had Mel literally begging for the BBC
>don't blush baby
C U R R E N T Y E A R
U
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R
E
N
T
Y
E
A
R
>>64679154
The A-League should get one of their black players to have a crack at Lucy Zelic or Tara Rushton, might get trending and bring in some viewers.
>>64679170
is that actually all he said?
>don't blush baby
B
A
S
E
D
>>64679170
The look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
Gayle is known to be THE most hung guy in the BBL, possibly one of the biggest in the world. His cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. I'm estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. He would have absolutely destroyed Mel's pussy.
They would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. I can just imagine her begging for it, with Gayle barely able to force it past the knob, and Mel moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. She would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on liams throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
I bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
>>64679180
Even if they got blacked live on air I doubt anyone would bother watching wogball
>>64679139
>mel is outspoken about sexism
didn't say anything to gayle
le reddit pander
>>64679183
something under the lines of
>"i couldnt wait to get back here for this interview"
then she blushed
then he said it
>this Howie damage control
>>64679192
kek beat me to it
>le channel 10 cucked pandering
fuck me
>>64679170
This stupid Howie faggot
#apology required from @henrygayle that was embarrassing! Especially given the purpose of #bbl is 2 attract new audiences to the game.
>>64679139
holy shit, that's some A-grade white knighting.
And Howie is now confirmed for sexless beta
fuck ahaha imagine if it was like freddie kp and punter commentating that
HOWIE ON FULL DAMAGE CONTROL
>>64679139
tip top kek
>>64679219
Mate, their flagship programme is The Project, what did you expect?
>just got home and apparently slept with a Polish chick
>>64678241
The gentle sound of tears running down my face.
>>64678247
Leave the Jungle immediately.
>>64678723
We used to punch lads on the ground if the ref wasn't looking.
>that damage control rambling
Get fucked Howie. Embarrassing.
Chris Gayle has just become my favourite T20 import tbph lads.
God I fucking hate Reddit.
https://twitter.com/MGMaherSEN/status/683963907803754496
ANDY MAHER IS AN ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>64679263
What did he do/say?
>>64679265
Your own fault for going there
>>64679275
I don't, the pictures in the thread make me hate it more
>>64679272
oh and he's SMASHED th-
>>64679272
Kek.
Mahery confirmed being dropped from WBBL games, how many more times can Ten keep demoting him??
She's a goddamn hero! :`)
https://twitter.com/tensporttv/status/683966484381474816
>>64679263
He's the hero we deserve
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/3zdulf/match_thread_hobart_hurricanes_vs_melbourne/cylev7o
lads
Why is reddit so racist?
Being sexually charged is a part of black culture.
YOU JUST KNOW
>>64679272
I FUCKING CALLED IT.
I'VE ASKED SEVERAL TIMES HOW LONG UNTIL ANDY MAHER MAKES AN INAPPROPRIATE COMMENT ABOUT WOMEN IN CRICKET SINCE COMMENTATING THE WBBL.
>>64679272
Goodbye from the T20 commentary, Andy.
Im getting worried, De Villiers was dropped on 5 its a sure sign of belting innings incoming.
@tensporttv
2016-01-04 10:51 UTC
Gayle to @Mel_Mclaughlin: "Hopefully we can win this game & have a drink after. Don’t blush baby”#smooth #BBL05
kek
KEK
K E K
They deleted this tweet but it was up for a sec
I seriously don't even see what's so bad.
He flirted with her and laughed it out and they act like he raped a pure virgin in front of a school on live television.
I've seen far worse "harassment" at work and no one has batted an eye.
>>64679317
m-maybe he just meant a gatorade or something, right bros?
>s-she's a professional that does not deserve to be treated like this!
because female reporters never flirt with male athletes....
>>64679302
>ywn lick his chocolate tummy
>>64679317
>not screenshoting it
you had one job faget
>>64679272
Lets complain to Channel 10 and get andy fired
>>64679320
Nice
>>64679324
You can't banter with women. They are not intelligent or witty enough to have fun.
>>64679326
t. saxon
>>64679320
that was quick
got any templates?
>>64679320
Based OC
Andy Maher the absolute madman
>>64679336
go to the tensport twitter link above, there are screenies in the replies
>>64679337
Nah, Andy has just been confirmed for Based.
https://www.fb.com/KCricketMemes/videos/vb.463321533782361/866632533451257/
>I-I-I'm not blushing
I'M FUCKING DYING OVER HERE
HERE IT IS
https://twitter.com/charlie_cook09/status/683967010267512832
kek
and on topic, is the has back?
>>64679354
My sides
>Andy Maher is now ironically retweeting a fedora tipper
based terrorist
>>64679354
whiely on wife wanting to "try some new things in the bedroom" watch
kek
you just know the media manager for the renegades is scripting up some cucked up apology for gayle when he is interviewed at the end of the game.
>>64679354
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64679354
handsome elite statscunt
>>64679320
quality
>letting Amala get a 100 for Islam
Absolutely haram.
>>64679368
Is Mahery making a dramatic face turn bros?
Has MWNN had anything to say about this?
>>64679368
Has he finally discovered a personality?
>>64679361
wow it's fucking nothing
>>64679387
he WILL make the first thread on bigfooty announcing it
How has the feminist disease got to Australia?
I thought you guys were alphas who kept women in their place with elite banter. Was I wrong?
>>64679320
based
>>64678685
>Renegades to win in 12 overs
Close
>>64679404
Yes you Turk inbred, go back to Gallipoli shitskin
>>64679404
I haven't had any interaction with a woman that wasn't my mum for 8 months now.
>>64679404
They banned GTA V kek
They're now becoming a mini-America in all facets, including obesity and rampant SJWs.
still havent heard from mel yet
>>64679404
>I thought you guys were alphas who kept women in their place with elite banter.
kek
KEK
K E K
Mate, we're like an EU country when it comes to political correctness.
>>64679404
>one incident means australia is a totalitarian feminist concentration camp
ok
>>64679417
>now
>Gaylel flirts with feminist unknowingly
>first world modern thinking bans him from BBL
>IPLel bans him to look progressive (muh super country)
>literally banned from all t20 tournaments
>tfw he's forced to meme sledge for WI test cricket
Based Mel thinking of the future of West Indies cricket
What a hero
:^)
>>64679404
Let me tell you about a little town called Melbourne
>>64679428
I want to believe.
>>64679423
probably schlicking herself because she did blush
>>64679404
Don't ever visit Melbourne mate
>>64679431
Nice meme, friend.
Just got an email from Mel lads
she's holding up ok
>>64679417
>They banned GTA V kek
>please let me tell you about your country
err no they didnt
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/33409220/new-zealand-is-making-trolling-illegal
know your stuff you autist
>>64679320
Did you even use a feminine wojak?
>>64679445
What about?
>>64679444
Nice trips desu
i reckon Mel will have red eyes when she comes back out.
>>64679428
Even with his fucked back I'm sure he'd be better than some of the batsmen on the current team.
>>64679436
Chris is probably giving her an 'apology' as we speak.
>>64679448
Girls are incapable of feels.
>>64679320
>>64679428
On a reals though to me it was more cringey than offensive. All the people saying it was offensive are just white knighting. I guarantee if he flirted with her with proper timing in the club or something he'd have organised his orgy proper and nobody would have an issue besides the keks.
>tfw could be living the meme sledge and banging white girls if I played cricket more instead of playing maths ;-;
>>64679387
Melting like the the sjw faggot that is always is
>THEY DIDNT GIVE GAYLE MOTM
>YOU CANT MAKE THIS UP
>not giving MOTM to Gayle for shits and giggs to force another interview
Mel seems flustered tbqh lads
>>64679447
>you in charge of knowing about the legal system
Tip top kok. Downloading songs has been illegal for years but there've been literally no prosecutions.
Our Prime Minister literally got away with pulling a waitress's hair and saying it was just banter.
Compared to Cuckbourne New Zealand is absolutely based.
>>64679455
Thankyou. Nice dubs desu.
>>64679479
BECAUSE SHE WAS JUST LITERALLY RAPED
>>64679481
yeah but you're all cunts
>>64679481
GTA V isnt banned you fucknuckle and never has been
I could go down to JB Hi fi and buy it tomorrow
I could download it on steam right now
>>64679220
>>64679245
>>64679320
Officially nominating one of these for one of tomorrow's OP images.
>MOTM for getting 1/11
Kek.
KEK.
Channel 10 racist as fuck senpai
> One black Zimbabwean opener and one white Zimbabwean opener
> Chamu Chibhabha and Peter Moor
I wonder which one is which?
holy fuck reddit jesus christ
>>64679479
>being this bigoted
>in 2016
get a grip m8
BASED Georgie Parker
ELITE truth bombs
https://twitter.com/georgieparker/status/683972848466042880
>>64679353
She couldn't even lift her eyes, so kawaii :3
>>64679495
Yeah, but it'll take a week
>>64679496
>tomorrow
It's already tuesday morning m8
>>64679500
that guy posts here, i know this for a FACT
>>64679496
Is it the dankest meme to come from this season's BBL so far lads?
still remember the gamethread when Memeswell JUST'd himself first ball, solidifying his status as a meme master.
>>64679501
ITS THE CURRENT YEAR
So is NZ this blue pilled as well? I mean Germany is terrible for it (I'm from the country in England and literally everyone almost is racist, sexist, homophobic etc) but I just hang out with non Germans generally.
I get the impression they're doing the refugee thing as a way to prove multiculti does not work.
aren't """journalists""" supposed to have thick skins
>>64679500
Haha, I remember that cunt from my reddit days. He's just as autistic as most of us, but without the basic self awareness of how much of a freak he is.
>>64679515
Wow, I guess being Australian is like, SO YESTERDAY to you. No wonder you make fun of us...
>>64679522
Shut the fuck up.
Go to /int/ or /pol/
>>64679523
Yeah but when female sports 'journalists' get 'objectified' they take it as a slight against women everywhere like its the shoah again.
>>64679522
nz is worse with them changong the flag to a fucking fern
COME ON GUYS, IT'S 2016.
>>64679500
>overshadowed
Nice racism there mate, not all black people are shadows.
>>64679528
fuck off Turknjaydee
racist white knights
if freddie flintoff did everyone would be loling he would be interviewed on the project the next night as cheeky cunt freddie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iced7-6tNAU
>faggot recording vertical video
>>64679522
>why is the media and twitter full of cucks
dunno lol
>>64679522
New Zealand is worse than us
They have gay marriage
They LITERALLY "banned" cyber bullying
Their "Prime Minister" spends half his life pandering to Big Strong Maoris
>all these feminist tears on Mel's behalf
What's the bet she comes out and says it wasn't a big deal and everyone should move on? People are acting like she's fucking traumatised before she gets a chance to speak for herself.
>>64679522
Our prime minister literally made a prison rape joke on radio
There was a medium sized leftist shitstorm but there always is
>>64679517
I think so m8. This is a slice of memetic fried gold.
>>64679543
>white men
Gayle is a black man, does he not realise that?
>>64679543
Is there a reason people browse Bigplebby?
Can only imagine it during the Goodes fiasco
>>64679549
This. Massive race double standard.
Fucking white cunts.
>>64679522
See >>64679481
Sure, there are feminists over here but people are too laid back to be overly sensitive over political correctness.
Will cricket crowds BOOOOOO Gayle from now on?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/3zdulf/match_thread_hobart_hurricanes_vs_melbourne/cyleodc?context=3
Madman
>>64679543
>ludites(sic)
He says that word, but he doesn't know what it means.
>>64679553
She should have just had a go at him right then and there in the interview instead of spilling her spaghetti.
>>64679558
To have an identity, post count, and persona associated with your opinions on sport.
It's basically the same reason why people tripfag on /sp/.
based
>>64679466
Same here m7, I could have made it into IPl if not for this career ending knee injury I had.
>>64679569
They're saying COOOOON not BOOOOO.
>>64679557
Yeah, but he's only sexist because of racism
Guys, if the media blows up about this, >we can spin it to make Mel and Ch10 look racist against Gayle.
england are still gonna win, r-right?
>>64679553
The way she reacted was far more "i am a 12 year old girl and this is the best thing ever" than "I am shocked and offended" to be honest
Although having said that I know nothing about women.
>>64679591
There won't be a media blow-up over this.
I refuse to believe >we as a society have fallen THAT far.
>>64679549
>>64679561
You are retarded. If Flintoff had said that he would never have another job in TV for years. This is an objective fact.
>>64679466
exactly
It wasn't even a sexist thing like "hey mon nice boobies you got dere", he essentially just asked her out
>>64679595
its gonna be a draw lad
>>64679596
Nah she looked pretty pissed off.
>>64679597
#illridewithyou
Chris Tremain motm
>ahahahaha my fucking sides
>>64679596
She looked like she was struggling over whether to be offended by the offer to be BLACKED or to excite over the BBC
>>64679599
Yeah nah.
So there's talk about how we objectify Mel and what not.
I would just like to point out that the reasons Mel is attractive and I'm sure a lot of other women, men find attractive, is that she is strong and independent and she shows her worth without resorting to flaunt her looks.
Men generally don't admit that, and instead just resort to complimenting appearances because it's easy.
On saying that, for the most part this sub hasnt been overtly bad. I reckon I've seen more comments about Mel being "beautiful" as opposed to "fucking sexy"
>>64679606
this desu. Cock got drawn into meme records and forgot there was a game of cricket to be won
He was trying his sleazy pick-up lines live on air with a broadcasting professional who was there to interview him.
She handled the situation well, and Gayle has not enhanced his reputation as anything other than a creepy douchebag.
He will never again be mistaken for a gentleman.
How's that?
>>64679609
Got your arrow on the wrong line of text m8
>>64679597
>implying our media has any connection to society
Did you see Mel and Mark constantly touching hands during this interview? You just KNOW
>>64679619
He declared before tea lad.
Gayle the first Black man to be KEKED live on tv
>>64679623
Our media is LITERALLY a reflection of our society, and has always been that way.
>>64679509
No, because there isn't a history of systemic oppression and sexualisation of men in our society.
>>64679621
check out gayle's instagram
don't think he cares much about being a gentleman
Time for another elite anderson spell of express pace
>>64679635
Muscular truthbomb.
>>64679621
Can agree that if he was going to do it, on air wasn't the place to do it. But I don't think there was anyone even slightly familiar with his character that would mistake him for a gentleman, just read his twitter.
Tbh I'm surprised its taken him this long to unleash.
>>64679625
If Mark is fucking Mel then I dont know what to feel.
>>64679509
neat
hope she wins a gold
>>64679640
>1st ball
>128 kp/h
>no swing
>onto the hip, nudged for 4
top kek
Anderson is without doubt the most overrated bowler of his generation
Statscunt on trending on reddit watch
Statistics Pussy Ltd.
>>64679543
IT'S THE 21ST CENTURY COME ON PEOPLE
>>64679648
Tbf she's probably a raging slut in the locker rooms and off the mic. Mark gets the gash, Gayle gets the gash, everybody gets the gash.
>>64679640
>New ball?
>Swinging conditions?
>Opposition under pressure?
>If Yes to all, take wickets
>If No to any, bowl 125km/h pies
I just want to see Smoth try a based Gayle move on and drop spaghetti everywhere
Anyone got any dirty pictures of this Mel tart?
I hope she's not actually a race traitor though. If she's appeared on BLACKED or something keep it to yourself.
People here are probably wondering what I have to say on the "chris gayle" incident so here it is:
It was nothing but on-camera filming. Not like it's never happened before, but this is sports related so everyone is all "UGH THE BIG SELFISH JOCK THINKS HE CAN FUG WHOEVER HE WANTS".
The issue isn't about whether he's a black man or not, the people who are getting upset are discriminating against sports.
>le fug le medium pace bowlers etc
>>64679666
How do you think she got the job m8?
#smooth
>>64679671
>People here are probably wondering what I have to say on the "chris gayle" incident
No.
Nobody was wondering this.
The former West Indian skipper has attracted criticism for his behaviour with female reporters in the past, a conversation with a female reporter in Jamaica in 2014 being described by a female rights group as ‘sexist’.
On that occasion Gayle responded to the question: “How does the pitch feel so far in terms of the training (and) the weather?”
His response, “Well I haven’t touched yours yet so I don’t know how it feels.”
What's the bet Fleming already was all over her
>>64679668
got the holy trinity here >>64679673 lad
Decent quality version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YbFjQYjdY4
>>64679671
>People here are probably wondering what I have to say on the "chris gayle" inciden
This made me laugh very hard. You don't actually believe people care about your opinion do you?
>>64679602
It was more lack of professionalism than sexism itself. Just the timing of it on live TV is the peeve. Once Gayle apologizes it should all roll over. Even if he doesn't this is still a non-issue.
Haven't even been watching this meme league but I've been giving this mel slag a good google and jesus christ there's just something about her that makes me want to rip her clothes the fuck off and dominate her so I don't blame the black bull
>>64679680
wew lad
>>64679682
That look in his eye
>>64679671
>People here are probably wondering what I have to say on the "chris gayle" incident
>>64679685
There's a good one on the sportsbet Facebook page.
>>64679680
kek
that is definitely offensive tbf
lads being lads amirite?
>>64679686
The silent majority do.
>>64679680
MADMAN
>>64679671
Oh shut the fuck up
>>64679673
see >>64679668
Anderson has exactly 2 bowling moods. When things are going his way he is LITERALLY the greatest swing bowler since Wasim Akram and can take wickets at will.
When it's not going his way, he bowls COMPLETE trash and cannot even tie down an end to help his bowler partner.
>>64679691
YOU
>>64679682
gave her a hands on demonstration of bowlology
>>64679680
absolute madman
>>64679680
Lel
Caribbean wenches are promiscuous as fuck, he definitely got his dick wet that night
>>64679698
Well they're keeping fucking silent about it. The only respected tripfag here is Goosey.
>>64679675
She must've got the job... by giving the job
This is going to be a draw now.Oh well, even if this match is drawn and England loses the series, I'm pretty sure this match will always be remembered for Stokes' innings.
>>64679680
>upset someone finds her attractive
>wouldn't have a job if she wasn't attractive
Can't have it both ways ladies.
>>64679688
t. Daniel>>64679700
>>64679685
>what was his injury, his groin?
>people STILL fall for RC's gimmick
you CANNOT make this shit up
>>64679706
JUST
>>64679621
Does it look like he gives a fuck?
>>64679713
>Goosey
>respected
>>64679685
>I think we need to move on
cringe
>>64679698
>muh silent majority
>>64679682
>>64679688
you just KNOW
>>64679719
Bitchstow also made a century on the 18th anniversary of his dad's suicide
>>64679712
Mel LITERALLY split up with her husband after Ten's first season of BBL so she could sleep around guilt free.
>>64679731
Statsgook on seething jealousy watch
>>64679680
Well that is p offensive desu
Even if the genders were reversed
Thinking about it now I'd love to see a female cricketer ask her male interviewer to suck on his wicket. Would be cheeky.
>>64679729
KNOW
>>64679713
Sorry britbong, but it's the truth. I know I have bullied you the fuck out on several occasions, but that doesn't change the fact that as a tripfriend I am up there with the rest of the elite company.
>>64679712
Seemingly unperturbed by the comment, the woman laughed uncontrollably the Antigua Observer mentioned. Gayle continued the exchange and complimenting the woman, said “I like your smile; that’s nice.”
The report continued to say that someone at the head table whispered to Gayle “stick to cricket” and “press conference, please” at that point
>>64679680
Now that's sexist. Still pretty funny.
Reminder I said Englel wouldn't win this series
>>64679747
You're not even Toon levels of memorable m8.
NEW THREAD
>>64679756
>>64679756
>>64679756
>>64679756
>>64679753
reminder I said england would lose this match
>>64679738
Yes, that was also a great moment.Arguably better than Stokes' innings.
>>64679679
It's shit like this that turns so many people off rc
>>64679745
>Elysse will never comment on your nice line and length asking you to pitch your balls in the rough patch outside her leg stump.
>>64679712
>Caribbean wenches are promiscuous as fuck
Eh only now desu. And promiscuous is an understatement. Even the lads too, everybody my age is fucking someone new each week.
>>64679762
>5 posts early
Autism
>>64679745
>Even if the genders were reversed
That would just result in women complaining about the female sportsperson and men still not giving a fuck.
>>64679730
>the thighs on the one on the right
BREHS
new thread reminder
>>64679756
>>64679756
>>64679747
>I am up there with the rest of the elite company
KEK
You know all of those pro-RC posts of
>"BASED Reality Check dropping truthbombs"
and the like?
I made 95% of them, over the past year. They were made completely ironically to see if you could tell the difference between actual affection and respect, and completely taking the piss and laughing at you.
Don't delude yourself my friend, you are truly hated here. I'm just keking at the fact all of my tongue-in-cheek compliments have actually gone to your head.
>>64679747
You realise literally any one of us could become le elite tripfag if we had little enough of a life right?
>>64679543
>Location: heaven on on earth! (Melbourne)
habbening