/cric/

this will die down by the end of the week

>>64679769
i don't even think it will be last until tomorrow desu

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>Shit Efrica dropped Duminy
>kept Bavuma

>>64679780
did he cum?

>>64679756

you just KNOW

>>64679769
of course, that's the great thing for SJWs - there is always something new to feel morally superior about

>>64679770
This is true and one of the reasons I like Based Barbados so much

>129 kp/h
>short and wide

Bread is fairweather as fuck

>>64679778

dunno man, only people who've watched the game know about it. tumblr and Fembook will be onto it tomorrow, clickbaiters gotta clickbait.

6th for Gaylel being dropped and forced to play test cricket again

Inb4 male interviewers only for the rest of BBL

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reminder that gayle is unironically perhaps the most goat batsman across all forms
>2 (TWO) test 300's (one of only 4 men to do it)
>an odi 200
>a t20i 100

>>64679803
Bread is Anderson-lite in that regard.
No heart or ability to work for his wickets when things aren't going his way.

>>64679803
England are one of the weakest teams mentally right now

>>64679680
>"What it's implying is one person's power over another in the use of the language and so we can either say it's sexist and hegemonic," Wong(the advocate) said, adding that the response from the reporter "indicates that she obviously doesn't know her right to autonomy".
>"She obviously doesn't know her right when it comes to agency of body so that she can identify certain types of language, how they allude to her biology and what it's saying about her as a person," Wong said.

http://www.foxsports.com.au/cricket/west-indies-star-chris-gayle-embarks-on-epic-bizarre-twitter-rant-full-of-dating-advice/story-e6frf3g3-1226773382644

BASED FUCKING GAYLE

>Fat, single and she's still eating pringles.
>A quiet man is a thinking man. A quiet woman is usually mad.
>Those girls who think every guy wants them...... NO
>On a serious note ppl - I need a part time job that pays US$ 40,000 a week.

>>64679802
When I went Barbados it was the first time I saw white girls in real life since I hit puberty

I never knew I could have gotten that hard, white girls have it tbqh. P cute.

I want to go back and fuck one.

>>64679803

No one cares you autist.

>>64679815
sehwag has that too except the meme20i 100
was also wisden cricketer of the year

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>>64679834
>.com.au

>>64679831
>she obviously doesn't know what she's doing
Sounds more sexist than what Gayle said, desu. If she's a strong, independent womyn and she was offended, I'm sure she could use her big girl words and tell him then and there.

>>64679834
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>64679849
> Wisden cricketer of the Year means something

Is it 1950?

>>64679856
>LE FUGG LE FOGSSPORTS LE FUGG LE JERALD HAYNUH XDXD

>>64679747
>I am up there with the rest of the elite company
KEK

You know all of those pro-RC posts of
>"BASED Reality Check dropping truthbombs"
and the like?

I made 95% of them, over the past year. They were made completely ironically to see if you could tell the difference between actual affection and respect, and completely taking the piss and laughing at you.
Don't delude yourself my friend, you are truly hated here. I'm just keking at the fact all of my tongue-in-cheek compliments have actually gone to your head.

>>64679872
LE

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Reminder that 10 were promoting it until the SJW's got loose

>>64679873
I read it the first time mate, don't be so desperate for my attention.

The key word in silent majority is "silent".

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Silent majority reporting in.

Requesting official press statement from Reality Check regarding the Chris Gayle incident.

Do you think Mahery wants to SMASH Mel, lads?

>>64679888
Based RC
open up a strawpoll so we can put all these doubters to rest

>>64679859
That article was referring to the other incident mentioned here >>64679680

http://strawpoll.me/6447283

>>64679891
He's already had a go... the whole commentary team has.

>>64679907
a cheeky cunt

Zimbabwe are unironically building a good platform here

honestly how many ugly tv presenters are there.

get complimented on good looks doesn't realise shes only there because of said looks.

South Africa is going to unironically win this by an innings

>silent majority
>silent
>lets do a straw poll

???

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>YUH SILENT MAJORITY

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>>64679936
no lad this is ironically going to be a draw

cook will fold up into his shell when SA get within 150 runs middle of day four

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>>64679597
>>64679597
>>64679597
Unlucky my man.

>>64679957
Jesus christ those fucking headlines. Except for the punch one

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>>64679957

>>64679941
Next time don't make the noun so ambiguous in your question.

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>>64679957
>that entire page

has manwithnoname weighed in yet?

MEME DISMISSAL

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>Stokes' meme double ton will be forgotten for another Amla triple in the same game
feels good.

>>64679985
just check his twitter lad

@Straffo

>>64679979
good advise you cunt

I just got back from an emergency intersectional caucus of the Monash University Wom*n's Collective. I'll green text our summarised response
>Mel McLaughlin is a professional journalist who should be treated with the utmost respect by all cricketers.
>As a proud man of colour, Chris Gayle is entitled to approach women for the purpose of sex, but the specific phrase "don't blush, baby" was inappropriate. Blushing implies a weakness Mel doesn't have and Mel is too old to be considered a baby.
>The Monash wom*n's collective would like to offer Chris Gayle sensitivity training while here in Melbourne so he can be more aware of appropriate pickup methods and test the boundaries of our vaginas I mean of acceptable conduct.

>>64680003
>implying British media won't hype it as the greatest batting in history ever times infinity

Still, great cricket for the neutrals. God knows West Indies next double centurian.

>>64679957

>Coward punch

Please don't hurt us Big Strong Kiwis

>>64679985
Yeah, he's going off on the cricket board and getting shutdown as usual.

here's a reminder that dwayne bravo did more or less the exact same thing a year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo9lzTOG8PE

i dont even remember this so no one must have cared then

>>64680004
christ that's tragic

>>64679976
timmys clearly been there from when mel was a soccer slut

HAHAHAHAHA

Can you imagine the dilemma for SJWs? A black man made sexist comments

>>64680022
The Kiwis are the suspected cowards.

>>64680032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnRmId1g2mY

wrong link

>>64680032
based PJ was so happy

BUT THE SOUND WAS BEFORE IT HIT THE BAT

fucking middled it, shithouse umpiring

>if there's one person who knows if the batsman nicked it it's the bowler

Jesus Christ it'd be the fucking batsman what the fuck

>>64680060

t. Nigel Llong

>>64680060
>I DON'T KNOW HOW OSCILLOSCOPES WORK

>>64680044
They found a way. See >>64680007

>>64680049
N U C L E A R

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that was out lads

this is the good side of DRS

two umpiring howlers, both decisions overturned quickly and easily

>>64680064
nah lad pretty sure it's usually deep fine leg

how can someone whos faced 256 balls look so uncomfortable

>>64680036

everyone has lad

i remember hearing bozza and robbie slater put a few through her at a fox sports xmas party

>>64680085
he must of got hit on mate

an absolute sitter

Anybody have the feeling everything is fixed?

>engdrops
top fucking kek

>English Fielding

kek

KEK

>Englel fielding

this has been woeful

Anderson and Compton have dropped sitters off two of the best players in the world

Englel deserve to lose this

>>64680093
there's only two muslims playing though

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>gee i wonder who could be behind this fielding

>>64680087
My journo mate fingered her at that party, lel

>>64680085
It doesn't matter how many blowjobs she's given to get the job, Mel was always going to be a bit flustered by Gayle's cock.

keking at all the britbongs jizzing themselves last night saying how good it is to watch this englel team

>>64680091
Lel. Now I'm imagining Bairstow whispering "don't blush baby" to Alma from behind the stumps.

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>>64680048
>slightly uncomfortable
>4 U

>>64680114

>Englel losing
>NOT ONE England poster

You CANNOT make this shit up

>>64680112

she went wild, apparently hex was there too

Anyone got any good pics of Mel?

I want to rub one out over her to do my part of sexually harassing her.

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>>64680093
>tfw your whole life is a lie

>>64679756
She's clearly looking straight at his dick

>>64680127
W O R K
O
R
K

>>64680113
lel

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>decide to go on /pol/ to see if anyone posted Gaylel
>browsed catalog
>cucks, meme, swedes, blacked, Jews, Muslims, Islam, Trump, fedora, bbc, small cocks, Australia

Jesus Christ what the actual fuck

>>64680071
Did you even read the last part? It's satire

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Which one of you was this?

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G O O S E
O
O
S
E

>>64680048
>for you
kek'd

>>64680160
>Australia

yeah noticed this

whenever I open /pol/ there is atleast three threads about >us

The BSA's are unironically poobsessed with >us

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>>64680160

>implying there anything wrong with any of those things

>>64680178
Australian /pol/ retards love the attention tbqh

>seth efricans sucking juice out of finns body
wat

>>64680187

this is an example of it:
>>>/pol/60023489

literally please notice me big strong ausgods: the thread

they should unironically bowl root more

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>Britbongs nowhere to be seen

>>64680208

At work or butthurt? I wonder...

>>64679888
When can we expect the new comic m8?

>getting bounced out by Stokes' 130 kp/h "chin music"

what the fuck is wrong with Amla?

I know he's on 120-odd but its been sketchy as fuck

>>64680208
First day of work after the holidays lad

>>64680213
When does PSL start?

de villiers' timing has been disgusting today

POLLY BTFO

>>64680201

I think seppos get butthurt easily, they can't handle getting criticised or even some light banter.

It scares me that they have the most powerful military in the world

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>>64680224
too soon unfortunately

has anyone found out why michael holding is commentating the south africa series and not in aus commentating on the windies

THE COLLAPSE BEGINS NOW
350 ALL OUT

FUCKING FINALLY

>>64680228
should have been out long ago tbqh

It's over for Shit Efrica, unless Faf can find his form again like Amla

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>>64680224

Early Feb.

>de Shittiers

>>64680242
>>64680243
strange knock off time

>>64680048

>FOR YOU

Based Mel confirmed for baneposting on /sp/ during ad breaks

Why do Seth Efricans have such shit names?

>>64680250
Lunch hour la

Just saw the Gayle thing,
Hopefully the independent women at the cricket ground stand flashing their tits in support

>>64679756
did she end up going for gayle's BBC?

>>64679836
>first time I saw white girls in real life since I hit puberty
what fucking world do you live in?

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ugh, can you losers stop mansplaining already?

>>64680352
I think this is the most annoying bullshit feminism around, stick man in front of something someone finds irritating suddenly its a feminist issue?

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top lel

>>64680352
>everyone is equal
>but because of your gender you're not allowed to have opinions on certain things
I'll never understand this logic

I think it would be stupid and absurd for this Gayle thing to blow up. Saying that, I absolutely want to watch it blow up. Feminist shitstorms are the most entertaining shitstorms.

>>64680361

The deputy leader of the opposition accused the PM of "mansplaining" in question time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TOHSo03Nvo

I want off this wild ride m8

>>64680380
>feminists
>logic

pick one

>>64680379
kek

https://youtu.be/fbbMSDEkQWA?t=3m55s

>>64680393
Holy fuck, what a stupid cunt, he gives her an answer 'he is mansplaining'.
Its in parliament, what is going on, a word used by nutty internet feminists to put down blokes who have had to explained something simple.

Oh cool that they can make a whole montage out of our dropped catches, top fielding guys.

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Has anyone met or had any sort of interaction with a SJW IRL?

Is it that bad in Australia?

>>64680393
I hate how every time a politician makes a poor dig at the other party every member of parliament loses their shit

>>64680435
Not really. I go to a very leftist university and it's only 10% at most of the students there who are remotely SJW and are generally regarded as a joke

>>64680393
lmao even if you believed "mansplaining" was a real thing, that would be completely the wrong context - the question was about foreign aid and had nothing to do with gender

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>>64680435
>actually trying to pretend to be me

>>64680421
>>64680439
>>64680451

You'll enjoy this then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmUo-nDJS2Y

>>64680435
I haven't, and I live in Melbourne.

Then again, I'm a NEET fuck.

>>64680393
She literally replies like a feminist on twitter who has just lost an argument.

>>64680435

ive met an unironical "extremist feminist" who wants the creation of an independent "womens state"

That translates to a country inhabited exclusively by women where all contact with men is forbidden. Reproduction done via IVF and such.

>>64680455
Kek, some cunt on /pol/ is raging against his dollars being spent on NEETs

>>>/pol/60022130

>>64680435
Yeah, I went to a university in Melbourne (graduated in 2014).

Pretty much full of greenies and there was gay shit there like a wholefoods and a hipster library. I literally made ZERO friends there in 4 years.

>tfw based Menzies is dead

That glorious bastard used to be so good at arguments that the labor party were too terrified to ask him any questions

>>64680352
Imagining this fat slob thrashing at his keyboard makes it all the better.

>>64680325
Of course, she's a total nympho. Why else do you think she's in sport journalism?

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>>64680454
makes me want to vote liberal tbqh

>>64680093

based Hansie, back from the mountain like Gandalf

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habbening.

What the fuck is "mansplaining"?

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>>64680500
>deadfish

>>64680454
hahaha barnaby is an absolute nutcase god love him

>>64680473
$45,000 NEET bucks in my bank, I hope that makes him have an aneurysm

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>>64680519
>I pay attention subbing groups!

>>64680468
Did you hear about the tv production company in the uk that only had women. According to the founder it was a hellish environment.

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>>64680447
>>64680455

Maybe they just have more of an online presence then.

>>64680468
I'm curious, what did this utter tard look like?

>>64680484
Melbourne sounds especially bad.

>>64680452
>pretending to be someone on an anonymous imageboard
Stop attention seeking thanks

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>>64680486
>communist fear mongering is suddenly a good argument

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>>64680524
They literally just hardsub other groups, you stupid newcunt.

>i watch bad translations of a medium that relies entirely on translation accuracy
You're dumb as fuck, too lol.

>>64680517
If you explain something and you are a man as far as i can tell.

>>64680511
>Social media users slam cricketer
90% of the comments on any Facebook post I've seen about it (even from one of the lefty blogs) have been laughing at it and saying it was no big deal. Of course that won't get a mention.
Fuck the leftist media agenda.

>>64680523

Hey cunt how did you manage that?

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>>64680524
>deadfish
>subbing group

>>64680435
I deal with them all the time in the University. Thankfully, they're not as vocal as someone on twitter or tumblr is, but there still very much an SJW majority. If I can borrow a term from Reality Check, they are the silent majority. Everything is fine, just as long as you don't bring up politics and sociology. But the media is de facto leftist - leftism and the SJW mentality is the insitutional status quo here, but no one really makes much a deal about it except for a few loudmouths, who are preaching to the choir, so to speak, anyway.

>>64680435
Yes at one of my jobs in the past. Completely run by women, only a few guys there doing the same plebby positions I was doing.

They really liked me at first and would often say shit like "RC one thing we all just love about you is how honest you are about everything!!!"

Then one fine day the media planner didn't come in when an important client was coming in. The boss said something like "oh I spoke to her on the phone she sounded really sick but she's going to try and make it later". To which I retorted "she probably got hammered last night and trying to extract a few durex's out of her rectum." I knew I should have just kept my mouth shut as soon as I said that, but I was pissed off. This was met with so much hostility and I had to speak to the boss and then go in for some "cultural workplace rehabilitation" for the next few weeks, which was fine because it meant I didn't have to do anything although the classes were boring as fuck. But it was ridiculous as I had said much worse in the past, especially about my male friends there who were known players and I would talk about how shitty their tricks with women were out loud.

The irony is she ended up coming with sex hair and reeking of gin, but the boss didn't want to criticize her all because of the comments I made earlier.

After that I just got nastier and more bitter to my colleagues until they finally booted me out.

>>64680537
>Maybe they just have more of an online presence then.
Most Australians are pretty left wing, but probably not left wing to get offended at something like what Chris Gayle said. But yeah, they definitely do have more of an online presence, just like the extreme right has more of an online presence than in real life.

>>64680551
t. saxon

>>64680551
>Le fat arse maymay

when will this meme fad end?

>>64680554
>LE U R LE SAGZON XDXD

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>>64680537
>pretending to be someone on an anonymous imageboard
>Stop attention seeking thanks
Oh god, you're hilarious.

Do you at least actually watch anime? If so, what're you looking forward to next season?

>>64680454
Holy shit what a nutter, fucking based.

>>64680549
Based RC

>>64680551

Fuck women are hypocritical, they want a good looking guy but expect to be hailed as queens for simply existing.

>>64680542
idk, on centerlink for a few years, not spending money on useless shit

every time my JSA needed me to do work exp or something, I'd just find some online course and do that instead

after 2/3 years, they even stopped asking for the job search requirements and I just coasted by doing literally nothing and getting money

Lads, what is your most repressed cricket memory?

For me, it has to be the 2006/07 Ashes, especially that first Harmeson over.

However, for RealityCheck it no doubt is the memory of his father sexually assaulting him as he played Brian Lara cricket on his PS2.

>>64680517
When you're a man and you try to explain how a woman should feel - which is wrong, because you can't know how a woman feels because you haven't been in her shoes.

Logic 101, champ.

>>64680594
>LE FUG LE REALIDY JEG XDXD

>>64680594
all out for 60

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>>64680549

>extract a few durex's out of her rectum
fucking top kek.
I always hear these stories about how a company run by women would be a 100% efficient and would beat any patriarchal business by a mile.
Is there even a grain of truth to that?

>>64680548
How can this be? Based on some articles i read about their border control policy, isn't Oz politics fairly conservative?

>>64680576
Yes, you are trying to seek my attention.
I would like to keep the discussion on-topic thanks, the reactions images are there to elaborate on my reaction only, rather than serve as a point of discussion in themselves.

>>64680549
>"she probably got hammered last night and trying to extract a few durex's out of her rectum."
top kek

>>64680587

Fuck I hate the JSAs

>have legitimate disability (fucked up my leg in a car accident), can't walk or stand for long periods
>have to submit all the fucking paperwork and other bulllshit
>GP just prints out the assessment from the specialist
>submit it
>go to the cunts 4 months later
>"sorry anon we have no record of it"
>get a job, get off dolebux
>get a call, government informs they overpaid me and I owe them $200 despite declaring my income

>>64680612

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1168182/Catfights-handbags-tears-toilets-When-producer-launched-women-TV-company-thought-shed-kissed-goodbye-conflict-.html

>>64680612
>isn't Oz politics fairly conservative
Economically and for some social issues, the younger population are a lot more left wing though

>>64680612
>>64680549
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1168182/Catfights-handbags-tears-toilets-When-producer-launched-women-TV-company-thought-shed-kissed-goodbye-conflict-.html
Sorry its a daily mail link but its funny all the same.

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>>64680393
>>64680454
would ravage her

>>64680435
They're everywhere among young people here.

Even if they aren't vocal if you do anything mildly politically incorrect in ANY way they'll let their displeasure be known and act like you just advocated genociding minorities.

This isn't just girls btw, student-aged guys are like it as well here.

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>>64680612
>>64680576

>2 Pakibros

Which is the real one?!

>>64680594

trent bridge

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>>64680612
You deliberately changed the filenames to match mine. And the only images of mine that have autism- are those I've screencapped with vlc, hence the autism.

>>64680639
>>64680631

its literally just AMS talking to himself

He got tired of his Malaysian and NZ proxies I guess.

Infact notice that since the "Pakistanis" have been posting, there has not been one single Kiwi or Malaysian post?

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>>64680620
>>64680623

Based timing lads. That article is ridiculous.

>>64680631
I don't know why this other guy is making a fuss, we're both real as far as I'm concerned

>>64680594
Back when i was a teen i once finished a year with a less than 2 average with the bat, having started the year batting at no. 4 i finished it coming in last. I managed to face 5 balls in 5 innings and get out 5 times fucking horrendous.
I know you meant in professional cricket but w/e.

>>64680655
>>64680612
>>64680576
>>64680537
>>64680452
>>64680435
what the fuck is going on

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>>64680648
>links own posts from the archive to deliberately confuse /cric/ bros
I don't know what you're trying to do but have fun.

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>>64680631
No way to tell on an anonymous imageboard, but I'm the weaboo pakistan who has been a /cric/ regular since the world cup. I don't mind the other guy but pretending to be me and going out of his way to try and use similar filenames as me is a bit weird desu.

daniel on increasing irrelevancy watch

>>64680670

its NEETistic Bitchspouter

stop giving him (you)'s dumbcunt

>>64680652
Malaysian poster is a confirmed curry. Unless AMS is curry himself I doubt he can abuse in hindi like malaycunt does.

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>>64680652
>>64680639
I was tricked all this time

This connection was for nothing ;-;

>>64680612
Yes and no. They are really good at administrative stuff, but in a creative industry like advertising they are always short of ideas and resort to stealing others.

>Anthony Everard, Head of the BBL, who was in Hobart, says Gayle’s actions have no place in the league or the sport in general.

>"I heard Chris’s comments and they’re disrespectful and simply inappropriate," Everard said.

>"We’ll certainly be talking to him and the Renegades about it. This league is all about its appeal to kids, families and females.

>"There's just no place in the BBL – or, for that matter, cricket anywhere – for that sort of behaviour."

>Renegades chief executive, Stuart Coventry, supported Everard's view in regards to his opening batsman’s behaviour tonight.

>"I heard Chris’s comments and we agree with both Cricket Australia and Channel 10 that they’re disrespectful and simply inappropriate," Coventry said.

>"We’ll certainly be talking to him in association with Cricket Australia about it.

>"The Melbourne Renegades is all about its appeal to kids, families and females.

>"There’s just no place for that sort of behaviour."

JUST

>>64680594
2005 Edgbaston OR the entire 2010-11 Ashes

>>64680678
I can't trust anyone

I can never post on /cric/ again

Good bye

>>64680612
>How can this be? Based on some articles i read about their border control policy, isn't Oz politics fairly conservative?

No, it is only that the conservative party is currently in office. And even at that, our conservative party has been hated for years and is very quickly moving to the left side of the political spectrum anyway. It is not so much 'conservative' as it is just pandering to bankers, miners, and businesses, all the while keeping the social paradigm at the status quo, which turns more to the left after every election.
Regarding the border policy, this country has had so much debate about this. No one with any real political power wants the borders tightened, the basic complaint is just want that they want to make sure that people come here legally. But even at that, it is a complicated issue, because concessions have to be made for refugees, who by default come here legally no matter how they arrive.

>>64680677
>>64680678

this is autistic even by YOUR standards, AMS

>>64680680
Daniel who?

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>>64680692
kill me lads

>>64680700
go back to /pol/ you dumb shit

the liberal party has always been right wing, and the labor party are right wing too.
the greens are the only genuine left wing party that are remotely relevant, and they are only popular enough to gain more than one or two seats in the lower house at best.

the liberal party is also experiencing some of the highest popularity levels its had in years after turncoat turnbull ousted based tone

>>64680696

Yeah for me 2005 was the greatest ever series and will never be beaten. It's what got me really into cricket as it was on freeview tv. However, I didn't see Lords by chance, and I imagine if I did see it I wouldn't have watched another game in my life.

What's best is Kaspowitcz (?) I think it was hand his hand off the bat for the final wicket.

It's quite sad Giles was our spinner then, I have no idea why I wanted to be a spinner. Saying that, I got into left arm leg spin because of based Warney.

>>64680435
I used to live near a few on Residences at my uni... I would troll the fuck out of them and they would just tremble in fear because I'm 6'2" and /fit/

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/1173808-elliot-rodger-manifesto.html

> yfw you're bored a scrolling through Elliot Rodger's manifesto and you realise how much it reads like a statscunt post

>>64680731

statsbitch IS the Kiwi Elliot Rodger

>>64680716
>52 likes

I want off this ride lads.

Its so fucking stupid as women expect you to be alpha like that, if you're some beta feminist cuck women view you with disgust

>>64680723
Lib and Lab are both centre-right, and evermore moving towards the centre in terms of social issues. That is all I'm saying. Calm down m8.
And the reason the Libs are becoming more popular is because Turncoat is a smooth talker who is seen to be comparitively progressive compared to the typical Liberal politican.

>>64680731
>https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/1173808-elliot-rodger-manifesto.html

>141 pages

Man must have been writing this for months I'd say, slowly stewwing in his own hatred. I think I might do the same but I don't really remember shit about my life.

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>>64680700
>>64680723
>>64680745


I have no idea who to believe.

>>64680725
How do you troll SJW's irl? We don't really have them here so I'm curious.

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>>64680745
no, it's because people disliked the liberal party purely because facebook told them Abbott was bad, and once he left popular opinion did an intimidate u-turn

they're also not "centre-right". have you seen some of the recent border control acts and the whole metadata shit?
of course you haven't, you just spout shit you've read on /pol/

>>64680723
>the Labor party are right wing
How Melbourne do you have to be to believe that?

>>64680685
weaboo paki doesn't know urdu either

>>64680594
I'd say '06/07 ashes, but thankfully that was just after cricket moved away from free tv so I didn't actually see any of it.

Maybe the 13/14 ashes, since I actually saw some of that.

>>64680762
basically
>majority is conservative, just differ on the degree
>very vocal minority are extreme right
>very vocal minority are extreme left
>most people don't give a shit

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>>64680762
Believe us both, we're both correct, just looking at the issue from two angles. Australia have two main political parties, plus an underdog. The main two are centre-right, but are evermore slowly moving to the left in terms of social issues.

>>64680760
I actually think it would be an interesting thing to write some sort of long manifesto when you're 18 or whatever and save it and come back and read it fifteen years later and see whether it's all cringe or whether you were actually a good writer, just never show it to anyone else.

>>64680784
no, that's wrong
both are right wing parties, and while they are moving slightly to the left they're still fundamentally a right wing party and very far from being considered a centre-right party

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>>64680768
B-but I do. Got a B in second language urdu desu

where were you when pakistan animu poster finally went off the rails

>>64680763
Yes, as I said. Turncoat seems comparitively progressive, and that's why the Libs are starting to be liked again.
And I don't even go on /pol/, what are you on about? The Libs as a rule are centre-right, but they on occassion pull some pretty hardcore-right stuff, which is very unpopular with the populous anyway.

>>64680810
impostor please

>>64680814
having a cup of tea
and you?

>>64680762
I told one of the fat feminists that she would grow out of her rebellious phase when she finally gets a root..
I became a bit of an outcast but still had a group of friends so it was worth it

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>>64680771
>>64680784

Hmm pretty interesting though, thanks for the clarification

>>64680768
I know a little!

>>64680784
No, on second thought you are correct. The ALP, for decades a member of Socialist International, a party formed from trade unions, a party which introduced universal public healthcare, pensions, social welfare, and has been considered the main left of centre party for the entirety of Australia's Federal history, is not left of centre because you say it isn't. Good point.

>>64680797
Nah m8, they're both safely centre-right, moving to the left.

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>>64680814
Two posters posting with a pakistani ip. Unfortanately no way to prove I'm the original.

IMPORTANT 4CHAN POLL

http://strawpoll.me/6446735

>>64680791

When I was doing my bachelors degree I was left wing because I'm working class and poor and Universities in UK foster lefties who never really do anything. The more I got involved in politics (my subject) the more I saw how crazy almost all of their social beliefs and policies are.

Things like third wave feminism, environmentalism etc are just unneccesary and retarded.

Then I came to Germany and realised that also multiculturalism is a disease from the ghettoisation and stark culture clashes I often witness, generally tbf based on religion.

So now I've still kept my economic left wingness because I'm poor and still will need NEETbux, but right wing on all social and foreign policy issues.

I'm basically a national socialist. It's a shame people wont accept it because of muh Hitler.

>>64680842
nice "evidence"

>>64680834
yes, they were left back in the day, but they've moved away from that over the last two decades

>>64680834
Okay, so if I agree that the ALP are full on lefties and I therefore redact what I said, so what? My original claim was that the establishment has an evermore left-leaning persuasion anyway.

>>64680866
Some old fuck once said:
>If You Are Not a Liberal at 25, You Have No Heart. If You Are Not a Conservative at 35 You Have No Brain

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>>64680827
That is hilarious, but at the same time rather disappointing. If someone has slightly differing views then turn them into a social outcast? You had friends to fall back on but what about others. Hmm.

>>64680852
I don't know if you're trying to annoy me, because I honestly don't care about people thinking that you're the "original" one.

Just got in from uni lads, how boring has this day been?

>>64680700
>>64680723
>>64680764
>>64680763
>>64680797
>>64680784
>>64680771
>>64680815
>>64680842
>>64680834
>>64680866
>>64680899
>2016
>believing in the left/right dichotomy.

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>>64680936
>I honestly don't care about people thinking that you're the "original" one.
Then why start using filenames I've been using?

Proof, if still needed that pakis are intolerable creatures.

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>fake is better than the original
>mfw
you cannot make this shit up

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>>64680990
S-sorry

jesus christ

what are worse, Pakis or worst Australians?

>>64680955
>>64680955
>>64680955

>>64680960
I think it's basically outdated and somewhat too simple, I'm just using it because everyone knows what it means and more or less understands what you're talking about when you use it.

>>64680731
>lengthy mentions of his WoW playing days
Why didn't I hear about this in the media? I would've thought they'd be all over that for "video games = violence" cred.

>>64681047
>turknjaydee is this dedicated to stealing my gimmick

So, about this cricket.

>>64681061
imitation is flattery

>>64681061

>i-it wasnt me

kys gatecuck

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>>64680960
>tfw taking an absurdist view of politics and morality when it suits me
Feels good man

>>64680972
Whatever friendo. You are the original. Please start tripping so we can all recognise you as such.

>>64680990
>needing proof of a universal fact

>>64681089
I'm dedicated to WA, but I don't grossly inflate the current skills of their players

>>64680972
>>64681098

cant "one" of you prove it by speaking in whatever kebab language you have?

but ofcourse you can't do that, AMS, can you?

>>64680866
You're a fucking idiot mate.

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>>64681119
great post m8

>>64681119

>replying to me twice

Thanks for the (YOU)'s. You must be jealous that people actually respond to me.

You being against my beliefs further justifies them.

>>64680784
>The main two are centre-right

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So this cricket...

>>64681159

id have a beer with you if i was in the poorthern hemorrhoidsphere m8

>>64681168
>>64681080
This this this

/180/ is kill

>>64681181

*blocks*: the session

>>64681168
>>64681181
Zimzam did good here, might make it 2-2.

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>>64681112

Both of us have IPs from pakistan so obviously we know a bit of the language. I have never claimed to be fluent in urdu in any of the past threads I've posted in.
So it won't make a difference as he will carry on funposting, which is fine by me.

>>64681168
Breaking news, the afghanis have started a game of buzkashi on the pitch.

>>64680549
funniest post you've ever written and I've been here for years. Maybe stick to personal experiences instead of opinions and your stupid tipping gimmick

>tfw only work two days a week
>tfw minimum wage
>tfw barely better than the dole

wake me up

>>64681226
I thought the government made Urdu the national language.

What do you speak if not Urdu (and English)?

This test match is pretty comfy tbqh, it has a much more pleasant atmosphere than a test match played here.

>Hales bowling pies

"C'mon Rodney Trotter" lel. I love his middle class attempts at bants.

>>64681178

If you're paying m8. The beer is one of the best things about Deutschland.

Feels like it'll be a draw.

>>64681316

nothing middle class about only fools and horses m8

>>64681281
>LE COMFY XD XD
>LE PLEASANT

kys fag

>>64681350

That's true, but you often hear him say reet posh things like "good grief", "oh blimey", "i'm really impressed here moeen".

I used to love Gilly behind the stumps or Mark Boucher.

>>64681364
rude tbqh

>>64681369
>blimey
Blimey is a great word, nothing wrong with it.
>"i'm really impressed here moeen".
don't hear that often tho

What is the most aesthetic shot in cricket?

I think normie answer is cover drive, but for me Trotts on drive was majestic.

why is amla defending this shit? ben stokes would be smashing it out of the park.

>>64681400
anything by glenn maxwell

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>>64681400
I love an effortless cut

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>>64681269

Middle class and above speak english, it's what i speak with my weeb friends.
As for the rest, I know enough to go to the shops/ ask for directions/ be polite.

>>64681400
Cut shot to point/cover point, hit right off the middle of the bat for 4

>>64681434
this tb h

>>64681369
Those are more northern than posh

Also I hope you see what I fucking meant when I said this was the perfect match for the SA batsman to get back into form, and that 450 wouldn't be enough etc.

>>64681400
cuts are gorgeous, but Ponting made a pull shot look like a work of art

>>64681400
a right handed batsman hitting an on drive from a left hand around the wicket bowler

So we all seem to agree that a 4 is more aesthetic than a 6 it seems.

Should they consider changing the amount of runs and swapping a 4 and 6? Eg no bounce = 4, 1 or more bounce = 6 to encourage more aesthetic cricket?

Anyone can hit over the top, it's harder to pick a gap.

>>64681400
reverse meme sweeps are strangely aesthetic, maybe because I can play the shot and I know the amount of practise required to use it in a match and how easy it is to fuck up

>>64681400

any shot that goes /thwack/

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>>64681400
>What is the most aesthetic shot in cricket?

A cumshot on Holly

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>>64681491
I can't help but laugh when Maxwell does it without moving his feet in the slightest
Even Sehwag would be impressed at that shit

>>64681469

Yeah it's not looking great is it. However, get a wicket or 2 tonight and we could easily sweep up their huge tail which is everyone left apart from de Kock.

I can see Halesy getting a wicket actually. Cookie should bring himself on lol.

>>64681488
It's best just to stay with the status quo and tradition, I think. If there's any issue, it'd really only the be the style of play.

>>64681517
While it may look strange, it certainly is impressive.

>>64681488
that's retarded