NZ vs Sri Lanka Thread #3

all aboard the kane train

mfw studying for my final and this qt pops up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA9m_l6LpwI

nth for meme batters

nth for bring Malinga back on so we can up the run rate

If kane williamson was a good batsman he'd be Kevin Pietersen

>>56527170
Accumulation is fine. Both these guys can accelerate when need be and we've got plenty of hitters.

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KONE?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF9dr-FItR8

>>56527216
if ian bell was a good cricketer he'd play for australia

If Ross Taylor didn't have the answers, he'd be At A Loss Taylor.

>dat beard

Can someone confirm something.

Is Channel 9 NOT doing the commentary for the Straya games?

zzzzzzzzz

KANE
KANE
KANE
KANE
ANE
NE
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LE DOT BALL MAN

www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2015/feb/13/channel-nine-destroying-cricket-legacy

Australian cricket broadcasting blown the fuck out

>>56527244
If Ross Taylor was the CEO of a postal delivery service he'd be Boss Mailer

>>56527291

check em.

>>56527291
Don't really play much any more but Dire Straits are GOAT dadrock

Yes, King Crimson, Marillion and a lot of classic prog is great but not sure if that counts as dadrock

powerplay fucking when

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>>56527288

>He does it for free

>>56527307
king crimson GOAT

>>56527291
CCR
The Velvet Underground
Radiohead

>>56527288
If you were a memer you'd be Ross Failer

FOR FREE
O
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F
R
E
E

>>56527291
Led Zep, CCR

>tfw I am fitter than any cricket player

Is cricket objectively the easiest sport to play physically?

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>>56527271

It really is awful. We once had Benaud, Lawry, Greig & Chappelli

Now we have Brayshaw, Lee & Healy.... These are basically all just bogan hype guys, actual cricket commentary is dead

HOLY SHIT THAT GUY WON A MILLION DOLLARS

WHERE THE KANE HATERS AT
THE MEME ON A RAMPAGE

>that cheeky cunt going for the ball in front of him.

WHAT A FUCKIN CATCH

>that dickhead diving in front of him

topkek

I want a million :(

cricket world cup, please come to wales

>that fat retard a better fielder than Sri Lanka

top lel

Get that nigga in the Sri Lankan team asap

>>56527271
>Barely talk about the sport
>Spend most of the time having irrelevant conversations and banter
Literally /sp/.

>>56527170
Oh fuck theres the guy who caught it in OP

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>>56527371
>>56527346
do you really get a million bucks?

FUCK

Does that guy who caught the ball get an Australian passport now?

What a shit half century

>>56527384

dirty rotten shitposter

>>56527386
That's what they said on the radio

Pretty sure its 100k, theres just 10 to be won

>>56527271

>Remember us? Remember us?

LITERALLY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>56527342

Yes. Inzamam-ul-huq played this sport.....

Only fast-bowlers have a genuinely tough physical demand played on them.

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>>56527387
you thought that replay of the drop catch was live didn't you

He just caught a million dollar ball lmao

>>56527399
post yfw the england team don't make any this world cup

>>56527271
>shut up about cricket you nerd

fukin gold

>>56527412
Thats so fucking awesome

>>56527386
>>56527386

Nah, the beer company have all these stipulations to Jew them out of giving the full million

The total prize pool is 1mil, and I think it's only there if NZ reach the finals

>>56527399
50 (59)
I've seen worse m8

>>56527447
Williamson is allegedly the best batsman in the world so people are expecting better

>>56527427
>this obsession

>>56527346
>>56527386

If no one else catches another the rest of the tournament he does

Theres 1mil up for grabs, and its shared between all who catch one

>>56527384

Difference is that we do it >for free

But i get paid to shitpost tbh

im trying my best to learn this sport from reading the thread and watching the game

>>56527462
>allegedly
no, not allegedly, he is the best batsman in the world

>That Sri Lankan "HOWZAT"
>That accent

love it

>>56527466
I'm mentally ill
I can't help but obsess over the shittest of the shit

>appealing for a wide

The sleepy british residence of Sri Lanka

>>56527483
score most points
other team tries to score more
don't get out

>>56527483
You won't learn anything here m8

>>56527487
holy shit fuck off you cuck faggot

>>56527494
Matt?

>>56527462
McCullum is the slogger
Williamson plays with patience and doesn't throw his wicket away

MFW when /cric/ doubted in Kane.

Forgive them o merciful Kane. They know not what they do.

Here's the one handed catch contest details

http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/CU1502/S00278/tui-catch-a-million-is-back.htm

>>56527487

>Who is David Warner
>Who is AB de Villiers
>Who is SPD Neckbeard

>mfw i took kane out of my fantasy team

>>56527510
does 192-2 mean that sri lanka is that bad or have they just not been on offense?

FUCK

>KANE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA


MUH MEME BATSMAN

>>56527538
You jinxed it m8

>Lelliamson

>WILLIAMSHIT

kane ded
meme ded
nz ded
world cup ded

cya in 4 years

Beautiful Catch....................

>MEME PLAYERS

fuck what a catch

NZ will never be clutch enough to win a World Cup

They struggle to do it in fucking Rugby so how can they expect to do it in Cricket

>tfw I reworked KANE for Kohli in my fantasy team.

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>Kane Shittiamson

>>56527543
IT's pretty bad, but remember these are NZ's best batsmen. They would be doing okay if they hadn't dropped those catches

that's a nice catch
get rekt small guy

FUCkeers\
k,astp

>>56527483

Are you American or an expat?

Also watch this: http://espn.go.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/12137896/cricket-world-cup-explainer-animation

>>56527520
I'm not that bad yet m8

Great catch

TELL ME ABOUT KANE

WHY DOES HE CHOKE WHEN IT MATTERS

>>56527533
>AB de Villiers

Meme hundreds don't count

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>>56527487
>he is the best batsman in the world

>>56527613
even the don made a low score now and again

>>56527598
american. thanks, hopefully i can pick up the rules quick.

>>56527543

it means theyve gotten 2 wickets (people out) for 192 runs by new zealand

>tfw Kane was the power player on my fantasy team

>>56527610
LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED BATSMAN

>>56527533
I said allegedly you fat sack of shit

>I-I-It's j-j-j-just a slow solid start! R-r-run rate will go up soon

KANE MEMERS BTFO

>meme zealand

out, so very out. why go upstairs?

>THE CITY OF LRPLEL TAYLOR

The fucking collapse is on lads jesus christ

>>56527543
It's NZ's turn to score runs (points) while Sri Lanka try to get them out.

NZ have scored 192 runs and Sri Lanka have taken 2 (now 3) wickets.

After this innings Sri Lanka get to bat and have to beat NZ's score.

OH SHIT
IT'S ON

COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE

CHOKE
H
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2 IN 2 BOYS

TOP FUCKING KEK

BASED SRI LANKA

>Dross Failer

>there are lights on the fucking stumps

what

NEW CHOKELAND NEW CHOKELAND NEW CHOKELAND NEW CHOKELAND NEW CHOKELAND NEW CHOKELAND NEW CHOKELAND NEW CHOKELAND NEW CHOKELAND NEW CHOKELAND NEW CHOKELAND NEW CHOKELAND NEW CHOKELAND NEW CHOKELAND NEW CHOKELAND NEW CHOKELAND NEW CHOKELAND NEW CHOKELAND NEW CHOKELAND NEW CHOKELAND NEW CHOKELAND

Can GOATi save us?

>NZ

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

Taylor BTFO!
Sangakkara GOAT

Collapse beings..
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s
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THAT'S OUT
MENDIS ON A HATTRICK

come on SRI LANKA

MAORIS GETTING OUTBRED
EXTINCTION IS NIGH
MAORIS GETTING OUTBRED
EXTINCTION IS NIGH
MAORIS GETTING OUTBRED
EXTINCTION IS NIGH
MAORIS GETTING OUTBRED
EXTINCTION IS NIGH
MAORIS GETTING OUTBRED
EXTINCTION IS NIGH
MAORIS GETTING OUTBRED
EXTINCTION IS NIGH
MAORIS GETTING OUTBRED
EXTINCTION IS NIGH
MAORIS GETTING OUTBRED
EXTINCTION IS NIGH
MAORIS GETTING OUTBRED
EXTINCTION IS NIGH
MAORIS GETTING OUTBRED
EXTINCTION IS NIGH
MAORIS GETTING OUTBRED
EXTINCTION IS NIGH
MAORIS GETTING OUTBRED
EXTINCTION IS NIGH
MAORIS GETTING OUTBRED
EXTINCTION IS NIGH

>POO PEELAND

>>56527699
It's T20 meme cricket carry over from Australia

>TAYLEL

Anderson to save NZ and start my fantasy hopes

>>56527677
is there only one opportunity to go on offense?

>Faylor

The collapse is happening lads

>>56527733

1 innings each.

Why not make the crease lines black?

Memerson pls save us

tbh I'm glad Taylor is out though he wasn't putting in the work

>>56527733
In this limited over format, yes. In test cricket, the true form of the game, you have 2 innings each.

>>56527733
each team bats once

Powerplay now right?

New Zealand are fucked

>>56527733
"offense" in cricket is a bit different

They'll go offensive now because 2 batsmen out really fast

>>56527766
more like the shit form

>>56527733

In one day cricket you only get one innings (turn to bat)

The team that bats first sets a total and the team that bats second has to surpass said total to win the match.

Both innings are played in 50 overs (1 over = 6 balls)

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>NZ

>>56527662

Ended up with a strike rate of 87

Not bad tbh

>>56527753

>meme colours

shut up you bloody cuck.

calling it now
NZ will post a 300+ score

>>56527753
That would be racist.

>>56527774
get the fuck out

>>56527791
They'll be out by 230

jesus fucking christ

we are going to lose to shrilanka

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nothing like a nice lube advert during a cricket match

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>leave the Sri Lankans to me

>>56527774
kill you'reself

>>56527791
seemed to be like that, now not so much

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here you go m8s

Was the bloke who took the crowd catch wearing the sponsor's t-shirt?

That website says you have to wear one while taking the catch or you don't get the money

>snicko

>>56527837

yes

>>56527810

So is this one of the Aussies or Saffers in your team? :^)

>>56527837
Yeah he was

>>56527837

Nope, wearing a big target sign is pretty fashionable over here

>>56527837
sounds about right
I think there was something similar going on in the big bash where you only got the dosh if you were wearing a KFC bucket on your head

>anderson getting to bat in the 34th over

thank you fantasy gods.

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>>56527837
Yeah, the orange target shirt

>>56527810
He looks like a retarded Trescothick.

Evening Lads.

>>56527856

>picking meme players

oooOOOOOOOoooohhh

>>56527271
>Shut up about the cricket, you nerd

Can we make this a meme?

>>56527856
We can ride this out together man

Couldn't a player just strategically place his mates around the ground and hit sixes to them?

Would be easier against one of the minnows like Afghanistan or England obviously

>>56527877

I-i picked Williamson...

>>56527877
but fantasy comps are all about picking meme players

>>56527879

Shut up about the cucket, white boy.

does zerogoose only watch australia games? that's a pretty poor show from someone who's supposed to be an expert.

>shitting the bed this hard

Is it too late to bandwagon Australia?

Any other Engbros /allnighter/ here?

MALINGA WHEN

>>56527897
>Australia
>white

heh

>>56527899
goose is ded

>>56527899
Eternal reminder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FHOKwM8rvY

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>>56527911
yes m8

>>56527911
Yo, gotta be up at 7am for a coach to the footy, so may as well stay up and drink through

>>56527913
he's probably at the back having 2nd lunch

>tfw 270 would be a good total from here

>>56527911

Why bother? you're going to get rolled mate

>>56527911

get a job to support your wife and family you prick

>new zealand cucks throwing poo around just because its 196-4

Sure is casual

>>56527929
>>56527933

Top lads.

>>56527911
REPORTING IN. Got my sleeping round the wrong was just so I can see England get BTFO by Aus

>>56527913

>Malingmeme

Which England player will retire after Australia smash them again today?

>>56527913
when sri lanka decides they want to concede free runs

>>56527943

I already support your wife, with my dick.

>>56527964
hopefully bopara

>>56527964
Morgan

>>56527945

>having faith in the NZ team

Newfag detected

POWER PLAY
O
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E
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P
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A
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>mfw Morgan quits England after the Aus game and plays the rest of the tournie for Ireland

>>56527926
he posted a couple of threads ago

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>>56527984

lel

>no Murdochtel
>went over internet cap for the month and doesn't reset until thursday so can't stream

Is this on radio? It's not on my local ABC frequency :^(

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>>56528008
>>56527984
>this happens
>Bread is named captain and owais shah is drafted in as a replacement

90-5 a few weeks ago, turned into 360

that boundary though

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>>56528043

ABOUT A WEEK AGO, WEEK AGO.

>>56528056
pure skill

>>56528060
6 months late

The fuck happened there

That catch attempt was admirable as fuck

>>56528017

I get TMS on Digital Radio via my TV. Can you do something similar?

Easy catch.

>that shit dive

>>56528077
...until you see the replay

What sort of fucking catch attempt was that

jesus

>sri lelkin fielding

There are people in the crowd waving that black flag with the leaf around aswell as the Kiwi flag, are you cunts actually changing your flag to that?

>that superfan with the two flags at every nz game

Living the dream

Here we go

We 10 rpo now

Haha

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i'm watching cricket and anime with picture-in-picture

thank you based memelinga

>>56528083

>tfw just remembered TMS for the England match
>Based fucking Geoff

TYBG.

>that fielding

oh shit Malinga is back

LASITH MEMELINGA IS BACK

HERE COME THE RUNS, DO DO DO DO
HERE COME THE RUNS, AND I SAY
IT'S ALRIGHT

What the fuck

He didn't want to catch that

>>56528100
It's been the de facto flag for sporting events for ages

Part of the reason for the change is because people use it more than our official one.

>>56528100
Nah. PM has ruled out a flag with black on it cause of >muh ISIS

>>56528100
We're giving in to the shitskins and muh culture it seems

>>56528100

It's the Islamic State flag m8. There must be some England fans in.

>>56528127
>>56528134
>>56528100
well to be fair your current flag is just poor man's australia

He didn't even need to jump to catch that

Or use one hand

What the fuck

DAT WIDE

BUMBLEMINGA

>malingas disgusting motion
>wide

pick 2

>Malingan bowling

Just woke up from a cheeky nap, NZ seem to have fallen off a bit

>malinga
his action is a disgrace to cricket, him and murali should ride the fuck off train into a canyon

>being a chucker

>>56528083
None of the stations have the cricket on, th-thanks ABC Jazz.

Never thought of that though, thanks anyway.

>>56528176
>>56528167
>>56528180
>not liking le cheeky chucker
I guess you just don't appreciate quality bowling

this bowling

when did Malinga become shit?

>action that rapid
>only able to bowl mid 130s

Sri lankan efficiency

Who /Arse/ here?

HAHAHAHAHA

>>56528170
>>56528176
>>56528180
Englel mad as fuck

>>56528192

You can't even stream ABC on your phone anymore without paying. Fuck you Cricket Australia

>widelinga

>>56528150
Which is still a rich man's England

ajahahhahahahahahahahaha

M A L I N G A
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Holy fuck malinga is garbage

>Malinga's fat because ankle injury

I dunno about you commentators that for sure looks like a classic beer gut

>>56528211
Reporting in.
Representing in the two most autistic threads on spee

Is Malinga the worst bowler in world cricket?

is malinga elite?

>>56528222
There's a stream on the ABC's website, I had it going for a bit earlier, but my internet is too shit even for that lel.

Do they not let you use Tunein or something similar anymore?

Why does Anderson always place shots to the exact same place every fucking ball

>>56528211
Fuck off and die

>>56528238
not just garbage, fat garbage

>Australian PM Tony Abbott labelled 'most incompetent' Western leader by US think tank expert

Reminder.

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>memelinga
>battling geometry

>Sky Sports lube advert on the past two ad breaks

What the fuck, this is cricket, the least arousing sport ever

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>>56528127
GOAT de facto sports flag coming through

>>56528244

Absolutely based.

Remember during the SL v NZ series when they were saying it'll all change when Malingshit returns?

>>56528269
especially now big man brendon isn't batting anymore

are yall going to be awake for the english game?

>poo peeland still only managed 3 runs off the bat in that over

Even with the wides, 6 an over during the powerplay isn't that bad

>>56528250

Nope, blocked tunein. If you try it, you just get some automated message saying "DUE TO NEW LICENSING RULES WITH CRICKET AUS WE CAN'T BROADCAST DIS BLAH BLAH"

It's literally a broadcasting company paid for by taxpayers, what right do Cricket Aus have to charge for that?

Who's winning, guys?

>>56528307

The Seahawks.

>>56528291
i'll stay up for the 1st innings

Classic french cut
Brilliant strokeplay

ANDERGOAT

Why do you never see slips in ODI

>>56528307
NZ are winning 223 points to 4
absolute blowout

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>>56528258

>>56528150
Other way round cunt, we had it first.

I'd still rather the black flag. Fuck ISIS, no one will remember who they are in 2020.

>>56528323
how often do you really see edges to slip in an ODI
you just dont bowl the same lines as a test match other than the first few overs

>>56528294
>Cricket Aus
There's your problem.
It's the ICC who own the rights.

>>56528323

Fielding restrictions, among other reasons

>>56528258
Daily reminder he thinks faster internet isn't necessary as internet is just an entertainment machine

>>56528329
its not about who had it first, I just think australia's looks better
your black fern flag is good and would be a better option
I've yet to see an alternative australian flag that really screams australia

>>56528344
its more to do with the balls than anything else

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Post Bowlers that really make you think.

captcha: semem. Literally.

>>56528329

Kek yeah. You shouldn't not be changing your flag just because the kebabs have a black flag with white shit on it. That's basically appeasement

>>56528258

Is he still holding onto power?

literally how

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who /bet/ here

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HI WHERE ARE THE ELITE LIMITED OVERS BOWLERS

>le fedora fan

>>56528373
he's pointing at us

>tfw Vettori in your fantasy team
>tfw he's not going to bat this innings

>>56528294
Is there an ABC Radio app?

Maybe they've just blocked it through third-party apps and want you to go through their channels.

>>56528353

I meant with all Australian series', not the WC in particular

It's been like this for the past year or 2

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>>56528211
>tfw you weren't born an arsenal fan

>>56528176
>his action is a disgrace to cricket

Only a pleb casual would think this

He's got the straightest arm in world cricket.

>10 overs to scrape 300

it's not on lads

Anyone else watching this on SkyNZ?

Who the fuck is this English commentary team? And where the fuck is Smithy?

>>56528396
>iktf bro
At least Anderson is getting a run. These Sri Lankan bowlers are so inept I figured there was a chance he wouldn't.

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>>56528370

they'll be lucky to get 250

>>56528399

Nah, tried streaming directly over their website aswell through the phone, that also didn't work.

You have to pay for some 'Live Pass' iirc

>>56528419
jesus christ how horrifying
still better than the red & black abo one though

>>56528416
They're showing commentators from all around the world.

Because cricket stands for love and unity and diversity.

One world, anon, one world.

If Anderson doesn't french cut his stumps 300 is still on

Elliott is the GOAT at finding singles off every single ball

>>56528211
autist cunt

yeah checking in

>>56528442
buy a digital radio

>>56528465
>french cut

They'll get 320, easy

why not make our new flag a webm tbh

>>56528460
I like it when they have guest commentators from the opposing country.

Arnold was great through the SL series. I want him back.

>india blowing out aussies in run rate

i keep it 500 like the romans

>>56528491

Hes fucking garbage wtf, hes absolutely blinded by his love for sri lanka

Why would you listen to the sky sports commentary

>>56527342
golf

What the fuck's up with all these fielders on the boundaries

How can andergoat score with people stopping his fours

>>56528460

Actually I think it's because the ICC gave the broadcast rights to one company and they have their own commentators for this tournament.

HOPEFULLY this means every single Channel 9 commentator has been told to GTFO

>>56528477
Rather make it a webm with sound.

We could make /wsg/ or even Infinite-Chin.

>ads on the field
nice 'sport' you got there

>>56528428
england against aussie? I agree

>>56528520
Of course he's bias. But he's an entertaining guy. TV commentary isn't about being informative.

Anyway, what alternative do you suggest? RadioSport is out of synch with the TV coverage.

>>56528545
...even Infinite-Chin make it.*

>>56528526
confirmed for never have played golf

>>56528472
>not french cutting every ball for four

do you even powerplay?

350 is a par score against this shit tier Sri Lanka attack

>>56528558
>TV commentary isn't about being informative.
Low quality b8

>>56528548

That's because those parts of the field are rarely used.

Also

>American in charge of talking about adds during sport

Fuck these bats

>>56528581
>wanting play-by-play from television commentators

>>56528548
Yet...
>Americans will defend "Coca Cola presents McDonalds Handegg, sponsored by Monsanto."

>>56528548
>WHAT IS BOSE
>WHAT IS BEATS ARENT ALLOWED ON AN NFL FIELD BEFORE
>WHAT IS GATORADE
>WHAT IS MOTOROLA HEADSETS
>WHAT IS BUD LIGHT
>WHAT IS MICROSOFT SURFACE
>WHAT IS 5 MILLION DOLLARS FOR A COMMERCIAL DURING THE SUPER BOWL
>WHAT IS TRADEMARKING THE "SUPER BOWL"
>WHAT IS 15 MINUTES OF GAMEPLAY AND 1.75 HRS OF ADS


the nfl is just as bad with "official burrito tortilla of the NFL" shit, so fuck off

Get le Glasses Man on. I want to see him fuck shit up.

>>56528563
wrong answer, pls try again

>>56528558
>2015
>not listening to the alternate commentary collective
>not syncing it to your tv /stream

Mate i shig

M A L I N G A
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>>56528609
>shitposting

malinga was responsible for a shitload of spastics in high school cricket, the cunt.

>>56528613

Cricket need as many sponsors as possible. It doesn't pull the viewership numbers as the NFL.

>get some fucking perspective.

this world cup has some fucking nice kits

>>56528643

hahahaa

oh you're serious

HAHAHAHAA

>>56528613
>>56528548
>sports have advertising
who'da thunk it
as if people are shitflinging about it, the reason american sports don't have ads on the shirts/pitch is because there's sufficient breaks in play to get the advertising in then
the reason soccer/rugby has ads on shirts, is because there is very limited time for advertisers to get shit in during a broadcast so it's put on billboards around the pitch and on the shirts
get over it

Why is Elliot so shit bro's

>>56528643
>It doesn't pull the viewership numbers as the NFL.
There will be more people watching India vs Pakistan tomorrow than the superbowl

England are gonna win the cup lads.

fleming pls come back

wow nathan astle got old, I don't know if I'm ok with this

>>56528674

He's no Jimmy Neesham

>>56528683
>"people"
FTFY

>>56528683
>implying money is in india and pakistan

Must be why the stadiums are always empty in Australia.

how do I get memelinga hair

>>56528715
Put on a lot of weight.

>>56528643
Maybe the final adspace will sell for lesser than the owl's but there is no dearth of viewership.

>>56528707
>Must be why the stadiums are always empty in Australia.
That's why there will be 80k+ attending Australia v England this afternoon :^)

>>56528707

100 thousand expected for AUS vs ENG today

>>56528706
Classic Straya

>>56528696
What the fuck, that other guy in the fujitsu ad was astle? I didnt even recognise him

>>56528733
>>56528749


In the world cup of all competitions. What is the average for a test match that isn't the Ashes.

>>56528613
>>56528612
>>56528595
>>56528669
basically the American way is better m8s.
I don't want to see ads while they're playing, on their uniforms and on the field of play
hockey is bad enough, though it's not actually on the rink, and there's enough constant action that they're not distracting
commercials can actually be amusing, and they're good breaks

>>56528733
>80k+
That's almost enough for a college handegg rivalry game
:^)

>>56528762

The highest in the world. Our stadiums could be half empty and still have more people than a full English ground

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>tfw i caved in and bought the $100 PPV package
>tfw my regret instantly vanished when I saw this buffer-less, HD stream
>tfw I can now be comfy and shitpost on /sp/
>tfw India vs Pakistan will come with no lag and HD at 7:30PM

>>56528769
The American way is never the better way, in anything, ever.

If anderson starts to middle some we will see some quality wallops

>>56528762
Depends on the day, ground, weather
1st day usually always sells out

>>56528769

>preferring watching ads more than an indistinguishable graphic you don't notice and is completely irrelevant to the game
>americans

just watch the ads on youtube then spastic.

>>56528784

Looks based m8.

>>56528759
I'm gonna pretend it was nathan astle's dad, then everything will be alright

>tfw no gf to bore with your attempts to explain cricket

>>56528769
yeah but of course you're going to think that, that's what you've been raised to expect so the other way seems strange and alien

>>56528769
>I'd rather watch more ads than what I actually planned on watching

Nice meme

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>>56528769
>commercials can actually be amusing, and they're good breaks
>americucks

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>>56528781
>amateur sports

>>56528690
ZERO World Cups
E
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>>56528784
>censoring bookmarks
what've you got to hide m8

>>56528769
Nope mate. They could be wearing superman costumes if it doesn't interfere with play. For anyone who loves football watching those many ads would suck.