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NZ 290-6 Ov. 46.4

Umpire going full Neo
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>Malingshit
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STRAYA STRONG
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>Muh linga
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TOP CAKE
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>MALINGSHIT

NO BALL
O

B
A
L
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THANK YOU UMP
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MALINGA BTFO
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NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL NO BALL
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poo poo brown skins
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>lashit memeinga
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just go home malinga
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>GHEE LANKA
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BASED UMPBALL
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meme bowler got meme'd hard

top cuck

epic
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>muh shitskin bowler

Why can't the subcontinent bowl for shit?

They have some alright batsmen but my grandmother could bowl better than Binny or Malinga.
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how fucking bad do you need to be malinga?
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Commentators saying benefit of the doubt to the bowler in the case of a front-foot nb?! I shouldn't bloody think so
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All anglo semi finals pls

No poo skins
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it's kind of scary how many wickets get turned over because of no balls, makes you think how many no balls go unnoticed on a regular basis
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>>56529420
>my grandmother could bowl better
go to bed Geoffrey
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>>56529420
Swing babbies and spin babbies
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>>56529436
Probably the hardest part of the umpire's job honestly
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>>56529420
>tfw pretty much all top bowlers are from south asia
>tfw shoaib akhtar
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>>56529466
he was fucking shit
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>put kulasekera in fantasy because I remember him being good once

t-thanks
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>>56529466
>tfw south asian match fixers
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>>56529466
>>tfw shoaib akhtar

What does that even mean you incoherent curry cunt
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>>56529466
Akhtar was a meme bowler, he was fast but shit.
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>shit lanka
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>>56529487
Sangakkara is literally the only Sri Lankan worth having on your fantasy team.
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>>56529466
>drugs cheat
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>>56529436

When umpiring at club level, it's not like it's difficult to keep an eye on. I can see how it's difficult to spot when it's that tight at international level though
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MALINGA
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>>56529487

>Put Malinga in fantasy team

I-i dun goofed
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good knock anderson

dat 6
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Is this Anderson guy just trying to kill someone?
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OH FUCK

NZ GOING HARD
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JUST GIVE NEW ZEALAND THE CUP NOW.
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>Picking Maxwell over Anderson in fantasy

shiggy
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bullderson
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there's the 300
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The hospital is literally right across the road from hagley oval. No problem, bouncers ahoy imo.
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>>56529542
>not picking both
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>>56529531
some people will call it aggressive strokeplay, i call it what it is
coward batting
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WALLOP
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>>56528428
>that feel when I am a moron
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>>56529512
Not how this comp works. Stack your team with teams playing minnows, cut and swap players every day dependingupon matchups. I'll look at Dilshan, Mendis and Herath against the shit tier teams
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I live 40 minutes north of Christchurch and it's starting to rain
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>>56529532
>>56529535
>newfriends not knowing that the real batting starts in the last 10 overs
>newfriends surprised by sudden 4's and 6's
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>>56529574
just pretend you meant sri lanka
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>>56529563
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>>56529574
Especially because you said that when they were on like 220
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>there are people in this thread that thought NZ would get bowled out for 230
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>tfw this is the sort of total england make on their best day with every cog firing against some shit team
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>>56529599
It's suppose to clear up here this afternoon mate.
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>>56529597
I did notice that you get a lot of changes, two per match. I was basically planning on seeing form for the first half of the group stage and then swapping the entire team for every game for the last half because I'll have so many transfers left.
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>>56529599

i live in christchurch and i fucked your mother

Where outside of christchurch? Amberley?
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Ronchi looks like Buscemi
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>Malinga back in

H-h-here we go
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>>56529599
i live in paraparaumu and it's fine here m8
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I live outside Christchurch.
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>>56529616

England would reach 250-0 against this team

And then get skittled all out for 270
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>>56529599
>living north of Christchurch
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>>56529644
Yeah close to Amberley
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>tfw no bearmode Corey bf
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>>56529616

But what about our batting lord and saviour, Alex Hales?! The 'modern opener' England have been crying out for! Oh wait
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>>56529661
>paraparamu

why
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MEME SHOT.
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Oh lawd

NZ putting work in
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>>56529689

I have a few friends in Amberley. You probably know them.

Also

>MEMELINGA
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>>56529706
trip off
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>>56529420

Malinga has bowled well at the death tho
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I LIKE THE WAY YOU MOVE
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Stealing shots from Jos Buttler, disgusting.
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>meme batting to a meme bowler
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He looked mad that wasn't a 6
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>>56529730
>Jos
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>>56529730

le Jos Buttler is a good finisher maymay
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Just 6 more corey pls
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>0-84 (10)
good job malinga
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Can someone tell me why SL hasn't used Mendis often in this match?
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>>56529525

Can Bazinga be Malinga's meme name?


>>56529527

Should have paid attention to the warmups breh, he was shit in those
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>0(none) -(for) 84(eighty four)
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anderson to get 100
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>>56529767

I have no idea what these numbers mean.


Also how long after NZ is done does SL play?
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>malinga
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>those cgi flames
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>country's no. 1 strike bowler
>0-84

th-thanks
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>>56529773
le not a turning wicket face
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>Bowling bouncers at 70 mph
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>DavidSakera
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>>56529689
>>56529644
Fuck you and your rain of lies
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>>56529787

He bowled for 10 overs, allowed 84 runs, and took 0 wickets. All this equals a very crappy day.
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stream?
also are those fucking zinger bails?
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>>56529787
0 (number of wickets he got) - 84 (number of runs scored off him) 10 (overs bowled)
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>tfw picked Stove over Anderson in my fantasy team

le fuggg
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Who /TMS/ here?
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>>56529816

>2015
>Still living in Rain Zealand

captcha: comphy
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>>56529822

http:// atdhe fm/others/stream-3aa8a8-sri-lanka-vs-new-zealand

Works for me
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>>56529773
Part time bowler, the entire purpose is for them to come on and change shit up, they normally aren't very good. Also spinners aren't turning much on this pitch. Bringing him on now, he would just get absolutely smashed, because no turn and slower balls.
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>>56529816
>trusting meme radars
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so how many runs do nz win by?
im going with 108
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>meme catches
>Meme Lanka
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Sangakarra to score 15
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DAT CATCH
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>ANDERSON
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beautiful catch
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tyb anderson for getting me fantasy points off the last ball
fuck you kulasekera you're going straight out the team
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>mfw Malinga
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331
Sri Lanka will be all out for 165 in about 40 overs
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>>56529822
http://cricfree.sx/watch/live/sri-lanka-vs-new-zealand-live-streaming
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>>56529865

57
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>>56529857
Thanks.

Shit..this is gonna be difficult for SL.
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I got Anderson on my fantasy team.
Does him getting out last ball hurt his score or does it even matter?
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>>56529837
Steve is good for 100 today
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>>56529865
I'd say SL only gets to 240 off 45 ish overs
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Lads, I'm ITK and Sri Lanka wins.
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So since it's between innings, I must ask you

Have you worshipped based Nadolo yet today?

He's apparently leaving his Japanese Rugby team, so that means more time in Christchurch next seasons, more full time commitment to it. Hopefully.
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Paki-Swing is not a sport
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reminder that SL won the toss and elected to bowl
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So let me get this straight:

Each pitch is .1 Overs, game goes to 50 overs or all 10 batsmen out.

What does a fly-out catch equal? Batter is out but how many overs does it give, or are the two exclusive from each other?
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>>56529906
And fat-darts is?
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r8
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>>56529906
It is when we win
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00Corey Anderson, take a bow. SL to get 220ish from 40
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>>56529923
2badplayers.exe
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>>56529923
meme out of meme
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>that one guy who picked Rossouw for his fantasy team
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>>56529923
>no bazza

I r8 ur team: irrelevant
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>>56529917
>Each pitch is .1 Overs
From what I gathered, that's not true. It's just like saying a pitcher in baseball pitched 5.2 innings when you mean 5 2/3
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>>56529917
Exclusive of each other. A catch is just a way to get a batsman out. Nothing more, nothing less.
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>>56529958

>le throw wicket away man

...no
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>>56529917
The .1 is a bit misleading
An over is six legitimate balls ("pitches")

If a batter gets out, that counts as a ball
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>tfw live within walking distance of the stadium but didn't get tickets to the game

Who is going to stop us boys?
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>>56529917

each bowl is 1/6 of an over, and yes.
fly-out catch? if you get out it means you're out and the next batman is in. further down the order the batsmen get worse, and because you have to be in the batting line up to be able to field and bowl, the people at the very end are just shit at batting (deliberately.)
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>>56529895

Nah, you don't get points for red ink (not out) on fantasy
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>>56529979

>us
>not even at the stadium
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>>56529923

Thinking about it now I should have picked Philander tbh
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Idiot American watching his first cricket match:

Why did Sri Lanka keep putting in those two bowlers? Why not use Mendis and Herath more?
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>>56529917
Basically, you have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game
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Wtf is happening
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>>56530009
Because memelinga
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I want to Australia match to start

We are going to crush England
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>>56530009
because malinga is their ace in the hole. mine's harvey
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>>56529979
want to meet up and fight?

>>56530009
because they're shit.
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>>56529961
It is written that way though an over is only six legitimate deliveries X.1 - X.6 (though X.6 is rarely written since the sixth delivery marks the conclusion of the over.
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>>56530009

Here's >>56529857 your answer for Mendis.
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>>56529975
>>56529987

Ahhh, that makes sense, thanks.

>the people at the very end are just shit at batting (deliberately.)

Why on purpose..? Is there an equivalent of a salary cap to have all stars on your team, but have to have shitstains to fill up the rest of the slots?
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>>56530009
Mendis and Herath spin the ball into left handers. They would have been murdered by Anderson on that pitch.
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>>56529923
Pretty solid, dont know about Amla or Finch though
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>>56530009
Because they're the strongest to do "death bowling". Near the end of a one-day game the batters normally just hit as hard as they can, because they have nothing to lose.

Mendis being a slow bowler would have been hit way harder than Malinga. And Herath only had one more over left no real point in using him

Malinga actually did well at the end there a bit, but it's hard to tell because the batters are purposefully smashing it
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>>56530009
Because they have to meme to the max
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>>56529975
>>56529987

Honest question: Instead of doing 1/6s all the way to 50, why not just count 300 pitches total?
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>>56530056
They're bowlers, normally in the team for their bowling abilities, and are shit at batting

Bowlers have to bat, batters don't have to bowl

Why? Because it's fucking hilarious
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>>56530064

Amla is in GOAT form and its against Zimbabwe at Hamilton

Finch should do well because it's a drop-in but Anderson might get out early
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>>56530038
You should really just have a trip saying you're an Aussie in America

>>56530051
Yeah, and in baseball you don't see 5.3 innings pitched because then it's just the 6th inning
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>>56530056
the people at the bottom of the batting order tend to be bad at it because they're in the team to bowl and not to bat
but sometimes bowlers do have to bat because all the batsmen failed
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>1 hour until we get to BTFO of straya

:3
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>>56530056
>Why on purpose..?

I just picture it as the same purpose as a baseball batting order. The number 9 batter is the worst.

Plus the ones at the end of the order tend to be all rounders or bowlers.

You can have everyone be good at everything, just like baseball
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>>56530094

I'm actually born and raised in America, but my heart is in Gold Coast
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>>56530056

Nah, national teams and no such thing. It's all patriotism.

I mean there's only 11 people on a team - no substitution. If you're going to bowl, you HAVE to be in the batting order. Which means the people that are specialist bowlers will inevitably suck at batting, and will be at the bottom of the order.

They're not deliberately shit, but they're not meant to be good. That's why it's important not to lose wickets, because when you get out, as well as getting closer to out, your best players are at the start as well.
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>>56530085
Because bowlers and ends change at the end of each over, it's an easier way of keeping track of balls
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>>56530085

Because then you can just have 2-3 bowlers doing all the work and it wouldn't be fair tbh
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZNDIhAPRAs

money winning catch for whoever missed it
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How long is the break?
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>>56530085
overs used to be 8 balls long
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>>56530131
>Fat guy takes awesome catch
>it's not Dwayne Leverock
poor show tbh
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>>56530064
Amla almost averages 60 as an opener and is in great form. He's a no-brainer.
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>>56530085

Every 6 bowls, the bowler has to be substituted.

Plus when you get a feel for the game, 300 bowls may be analogous to measuring the distance between here and the US in millimeters or inches: impractical. Overs are a bit less specific but easier to get information off.
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dat Nasser 5-head
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>>56530114

*can't
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>>56530131

Holy shit.
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>>56530115
You just said exactly the same as what the rugby spammer from the US says on this board referring to Canterbury.

fuck off and die cunt, you're not one of us.
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can't wait to see Vaughan bant off Australia later.

Warne will be raging somewhere
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Would you fucks stop saying meme so much
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>>56530192
>This cuck
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>>56530185

>us

What part of Christchurch you from m8?
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>>56530192
meme post
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>>56530192
>fucks

Perhaps THE most meme swear ever.
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>>56530192
I had to remove meme from my filters because half the thread was gone
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>>56530192
Shut up about the cricket, you nerd

>>56530209
Merivale.
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>>56530192

tbh
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>>56529957
that was me, what happened?
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>>56530131
His name is literally Sanjay Patel

Lol
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>>56530192
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>>56530229
Stop forcing this meme
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>>56530151
>tfw you will never be as based as Dwayne Leverock
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>>56530192

fuckin' memer
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>>56530255
Keep getting cucked by Ahmed.
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>>56530089

>he has never seen David Warner bowl legbreaks
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is Goose here??
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>>56530165
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shitpost in this thread if you're a cuck.
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>>56530251

He's fucking shit m8
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>>56530131
>16s and 37s

literally Wot
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>>56530305
LE SHITPOST IN THIS LE THREAD IF YOURE A LE CUCK xDDDDDDD EPIC MEMEEEEX XDDDDDDDDDDDD
yeah, no. epic cuck m8. nothing personnel kid.
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>>56530102

The best games (like the tri-series final) are when England are well ontop and then manage to blow everything and choke hard.

Tbh I'm worried about the balance of our team. We're replacing Fuckner (injured), who is a bowling allrounder with M Marsh, who is a batting allrounder. So whilst we haven't lost anything batting wise (well arguably), we need to squeeze 20 overs from Twatto, Memeswell and Best Marsh.

I wouldn't want to be defending a low total with that bowling line-up
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>>56530131

Someone gif that guy falling over
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THIS FUCKING LOOPING MUSIC ON THE PPV FEED, COULD THEY PICK SOME MORE FUCKING VARIETY?
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http://www.foddy.net/Cricket.html

Half-time entertainment

Post your top scores lads
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>>56530253
Now that is some vintage meme
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>>56530343
m8

it's england

in an ODI

get a hold of yourself
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>>56530327

>taking a thread on /sp/ about fucking /cric/ket seriously

get a load of this cuck
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>>56530343

You now remember Fuckner singlehandedly chasing down 300 from 9 down and destroying Cook's soul
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>>56530365
you can't account for that English heart
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tfw not this cunt
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>>56530315
He's 65k and he'll be opening the batting against literally who's. if the Saffas bat 2nd, ABDV might not even get to bat
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>>56530374
You're right, I do remember that.
He only had 7 overs to do it in, too.
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>>56530388
>Ganda was swarmed with high-fives and punters wanting selfies after taking the catch. One woman even jokingly asked him to marry her.

>When asked what had happened, all Ganda could muster was a "I don't really know", before he was whisked away by ground staff to the pavilion.
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>>56530411
>One woman even jokingly asked him to marry her.
>jokingly

Yeah I'm sure
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>>56530388
>mfw he uses his million to get an Aussie passport and fucks Aussie slags every weekend
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>>56530041
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>>56530439
>tfw $1,000,000 would last a year a max in Sydney
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Stream?
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>>56530114

it's "not on purpose", it's just very difficult to find players who are world class in two disciplines. it's two completely different skill sets.

Australia has one of the very few, James Faulkner (who is injured and isn't playing today). He both bowls at the death (the most important bowling role) and is also Australia's finisher with the bat (one of the most important batting roles where he averages 48, which is very very good for anyone let alone a bowler).

In cricket, you need to score runs and take wickets. There's 50 overs to bowl and each bowler can bowl a max of 10 overs. So typically, you will pick 4 specialist bowlers who are purely in the team for their bowling skills. However, that tends to mean they are shit at batting. The fifth bowler tends to be an all-rounder, either a batsman who can bowl a bit or bowler who can bat a bit.
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>>56530362
Do you have the Cook's batting challenge gif?
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>>56530362
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Remember in the good old days when 331 was a fucking massive total impossible of ever being chased down?
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>>56530454
but what a year it would be.

Better than living in Melbourne
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>>56530362

1237
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I LOVE GRIGET :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

WHO /SUPER VARIETY BUCKET/?
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>>56530467
>>56530468
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>>56530473
300 is the new 200
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>>56530391

Isn't de Kock opening?

And Rossouw got golden ducks in his first two games against the Zimbos last year lel
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>>56530388
>you will never make a gorillion dollars for making a one handed catch
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>>56530467

Funny you ask because I made that gif
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>>56530473

>tfw that glorious Chappell/Hadlee series when NZ chased down 330 and then 350
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>>56530131

How does that work? Do you pay money to wear the shirt and get money if you make a catch?
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>>56530513
>hitting a six

wrong
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>>56530388

>Implying Kiwifags need Aussie passports to emigrate here en masse
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>>56530475

Amen
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>>56530513
>dat 6
every fucking time
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>>56530540

6 extras m8, look again
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>>56530513

>that random six

everytime
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>>56530050
meet you @ westfield maccas

one outs cunt
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>>56530539
You buy the shirt, try and make a one handed catch and win a share of a million dollars
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>>56530539
basically
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>>56530513

>Somehow landing a six

wtf
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>>56530529

>All I read in that post was 'Chappell'
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>>56530577

oy vey, never forget goyim
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>>56530577
TRIGGERED
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>>56530577
show some fucking respect
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>>56530570
>a share of a million dollars
Does his fortune get halved everytime someone else makes a catch during the tournament.
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>>56530577
>it's a fucking disgrace
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>>56530585
>>56530586
>>56530591
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>innings already started

le fug
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>>56530577

Shit man, even I know it's too soon.
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>>56530601
yes

I can't see that kind of catch happening more than once or twice though
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>>56530601
Essentially. Theoretically if no one else in NZ takes a one handed catch the rest of the tourney he'll get a million
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>>56530577

Pls show some respect.
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>tfw no twink Boult bf
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>>56530621
time flies when you're shitposting
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>Cucktill
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>7-0

here we go
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>>56530630
>>56530638
Shit. Imagine how intently he'll be watching now. I know it's free money but still.
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why is that a boundary again? the ball didnt touch the boundary at all. can the player not be touching the boundary while in contact with the ball?
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>>56530655
epic my friend
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>>56530670

>can the player not be touching the boundary while in contact with the ball?

Exactly
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>I picked Johnson in my fantasy team, he won't be useless shit outside Perth I swear
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>>56530670
Nah if he touches the ball whilst touching the rope it's a boundary
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>>56530670

If the play touches the rope or goes over the rope whilst in contact with the ball it is a boundary
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Fuck
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Sri Lanka getting blown the fuck out by us
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Don't get shaken just yet New Zealand.
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COWARD BOWL

MURDERER
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does /cric/ prefer a game with a massive run chase or a low total?
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Every time Kane comes on screen I just have to whisper to myself "meme", what the fuck is wrong with me
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>Swingshan
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Kiwicucks, what is Adam Milne like?

>>56530763

Depends on the pitch, this is a flat belter so a low score would be shit
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>>56530763
/cric/ prefers a smooth test series with late collapses and chokes
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>>56530763
Run chase for ODI, I like low scoring test matches though.
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>>56530763

/cric/ prefers ebin 5-0 test cricket series
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>>56530763

Based on the last round of Sheffield Shield scores, all the groundsman across Straya have been preparing absolute roads for the world cup. Expect 300+ to be the norm and the odd 350-400 score
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>>56530764
Yeah I have to say "New Zealand's greatest meme batsman."
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soon
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>mods on the sky sports stream
do they even watch the game?
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>>56530817

The main event.
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>>56530817
So hype
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>>56530802
Not a fan of that shit tbh, although for ODI it's okay

Every now and then I'd switch over to the Aus V Ind tests while the SL series was on, to see two batsmen on hundreds and the score at 500/3 or something stupid. That's just boring, especially when both teams are getting it
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>>56530803
im glad I'm not alone. Do you want to Skype so we can say it In unison?
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>>56530781
>Kiwicucks, what is Adam Milne like?

Think Pat Cummins, but bowls a tighter line and takes less wickets and gets injured just as often
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>nickelback
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L55PS_dyxkg&feature=em-subscription-upload
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW FUCCCKKKKKKK
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>>56530837

>LE TBH XDXDXD
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Who is watching the Chiefs vs Poos tonight?
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>>56530848
>nickelback

Does that name even translate to other monetary systems?
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>>56530844
Nah I usually just get my gf to say it with me.

>>56530823
>>56530831
So are we swapping to the Australia game? Sorta keen to see Sri Lanka's chase tbh

>>56530866
As long as someone makes a thread I'm in.
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>>56530837

Pitches in Australia have been gradually getting worse year by year.

And I mean right across the board. Adelaide was always a highway but even Perth and Brisbane are nothing compared to what they were.

During the Ashes lastyear, the Sydney game finished in three days (90% because England were beyond awful), so Cricket Aus and Channel 9 had a huge cry so this year they basically just rolled out a length of the Pacific Highway and it ended in a draw.
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>>56530863
Funny because that's the first time I've ever said tbh and I was hesitating so hard about it
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>>56530863

I see you made the trip over to NZ, matt.
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does any thread have a higher autist/poster ratio than /cric/ threads?
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>>56530852

>tfw actually like Meme Grips but too embarassed to be lumped in with /mu/ kiddies

Government Plates a shit
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>>56530852
>meme "music".
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>>56530872
we call him pennyspine on the British chart shows, no joke
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>>56530873
>watching games that don't involve your country over ones that do
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>>56530872
Nope. How much is a nickel?

>>56530873
I will be. I'm the memer who makes all the OPs like the last one.
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In baseball, the pitching team has to pitch well or the batting team get a Ball.

What's the incentive for the bowling team to bowl well in Cricket?
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>>56530885
Most of /mu/ fucking hates them now because everyone who listens to them is a 12 year old who spouts memes every second.

It was ridiculously annoying because any thread about any music would have at least one person trying to make a death grips reference, as if the entire board just had to like them

They're fucking shit, always have been.
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>>56530852
the meme is real
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>>56530906
the signs of a true Cuck pandering to foreigners
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>>56530906
>>56530873

>Watching games involving two meme teams

Atleast the Straya game only has 1 meme team
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>>56530877

>tbh

nice meme
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>>56530882
ur mums thread has
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>>56530916
>What's the incentive for the bowling team to bowl well in Cricket?
they will get rekt if they bowl shit
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>>56530920

Music is subjective tbh, no point stroking your e-peens over who has more patrician taste

I just like what I like
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>>56530852
Wait is jenny death happening now?

The one day I don't spend my 4chans on /mu/
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>>56530916

limiting runs.

getting all 10 wickets to stop the game before 50 overs and so the worse batsmen come on.

>>56530920
they are garbage, daniel.
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>>56530912
Mad well I'll be there, rug>cric for me, at least when it's so early in an almost meaningless WC vs based Super Rugby.
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>>56530916

Get wickets.

Getting wickets puts pressure on the batting line-up. They have to be more conservative, can't take the risks they were before because if you get down to the tail (usually 6 wickets down), you can run through most teams.
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>>56530920
>>56530920
Some of their stuff is rubbish but a lot of it is innovative as fuck
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>>56530916
winning?
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>>56530852
i dont get it
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>>56530916
If they don't bowl within the area the ball's called a wide not counted and the batting team awarded one run.
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>>56530966

Alright. Does the batting team get anything for a wildly shit bowl, like batting teams in Baseball get a ball?
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>tfw I have to go to work
>tfw too depressed to get out of bed
>tfw going to miss the first game of the WC

Hold me, /sp/!
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>>56530963
Thanks, whoever you are
>>56530974
Yeah I used to defend them back in the Money Store days but they've outmemed themselves so many times that I can't take it seriously. I never really enjoyed it though, but it was pretty fresh for a year or so
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>>56530958
nah they just posted this vid on facebook
and they supposedly broke up last year
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>Australian pre-game commentary talking up Malinga
>he just went 0-84
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>>56530996
Yeah, a wide
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>>56530997
Inshallah, comrade.
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>>56531002

To be fair it's his first game after like half a year off from injury

Main reason his figures were so bad because his first 4 overs were destroyed by MemeCullum
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>>56530912
>Nope. How much is a nickel?

Five cents. 1/20th of a dollar.
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>>56531005
This. 1(one) run is added to the score, and the ball has to be bowled again
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>>56530996
A bonus run and an extra ball

if it's wider than the lines on the outside of the pitch, or if it's way over the batter's head
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>>56530916
everyone missed the point of the question.
the equivalent to a ball in baseball is a wide.
the ball doesn't count for the 6 balls per over, it's an automatic 1 run, and if you play the ball and get runs, those are added.
for example, if a team bowls a wide that's played for a boundary, that 's 5 runs, and no ball bowled "officialy"
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>>56531005
>>56531032

Not really a fan of this "be nice to Americans and treat them like people" meme tbh
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>>56531043
>for example, if a team bowls a wide that's played for a boundary, that 's 5 runs, and no ball bowled "officialy"
No, because if a batter hits it it's automatically not wide, isn't it?
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>>56530998
I just wanna fucking see them live
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>>56530996
if the ball goes wide or the bowler gets caught putting his foot over the line when delivering, then the other team get a run and a free hit

if the ball is legally delivered and it's terrible then the batsman will just knock it for six
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Dilshan is in my fantasy team, so he can score big as long as everyone else makes nothing
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>>56531043
>a bad ball in baseball is called a "ball"
what a memesport
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>>56530996

There's a few stipulations.

If the ball is bowled wide outside of the crease mark on the off-side or down the leg-side of the batsman a wide is called. For a wide to be given, the batsman must not touch the ball with anything.

A wide basically gives the batting team 1 free run and the ball doesn't count and has to be re-bowled.

A no-ball is a bigger deal. A no ball can be caused either by the bowler stepping over the line or by bowling the ball above waist height on the full.

If a no-ball happens. First, the batting team gets one free run. But more significantly, the batsman cannot be out off a no-ball. This happened when Malinga bowled Ronchi, but he stepped over the line and so Ronchi was not-out.

If a no-ball is given, the batting team gets a free-hit next ball, so they cannot get out on the next ball (aka meaning they will just smack it).
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>>56531058
Yeah I would too, but I say that about a lot of bands I don't like. Some music is built for live, and I feel they're in there.
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>playing Australian music in NZ

Way to get cucked.
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>>56531055

You will treat us with respect or we'll stop making midget movies in your country.
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>this meme run rate
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>English umpiring
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>>56530920
yeah maybe if you still listen to indie/alternative/p4k shit

who /jazz&bleep/ here
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>>56531076

>picking SL players when they don't play for another week

shig the dig
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Who /weetabix/ here?
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>>56531056
I guess, I'm not that well known on the more exotic rules, I might be thinking about a wide that goes for a boundary
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>>56531104
/bleep/ and /classical/ make /mu/ worthwhile
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>>56531114
because making subs is impossible, right?

full cuckmode activate
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>>56531125
Oh yeah if it goes over the keeper's head to the boundary that's five wides

But if a batter hits it, by definition, it is not wide. Because wide means unable to be hit.
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>>56531078
>>56531078

NEVER FORGET

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7Y6T44tzIc
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somebody make a thread for the proper game now.

Warm up game is irrelevant
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>>56531146
my bad, now I know
and I was also mixing in the no ball definition
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>>56531104
/prog/ calling in

Occasional /jazz/ commenter but I'm more into jazz rock stuff (don't kill me). Bleep is too robotic for me
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AUS VS ENG THREAD

>>56531172
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>>56531168
>prog and jazz fusion
ah a fellow classy music listener I see, *tips meme hat*
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>that bitch shrieking in the stadium speaker

what the fuck

also i literally got "obstructed" for shitposting ;^)
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>>56531186
funny because most prog I listen to is basic shit like Porcupine Tree and the most jazz I listen to is non fedora shit like Naked City
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Who else /watching whichever game my stream goes to/ here?
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>>56531230
Yeah I think mine is switching to Eng game

Anyone got a good stream for NZ now?
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>>56531210
I like PT too, Naked City are a bit weird for me
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>>56530362
this game is quite frustrating
228 so far
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>>56531265
Yeah they're basically the edge of my weirdness tolerance. I just love sax, but jazz with sax is regularly so tame. Shit like Merkabah gets me raging, it's jazz with balls.
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Who /Sky Sports/ here
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yes time for based Milne, you're all about to see why I picked him for my fantasy team
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>>56531168
Nothing wrong with that

Try this
http://youtu.be/jHdxKCJqGGk
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Fuck who has a working stream I can't press a red button
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>>56531082
>we

ayy lmao.
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Just noticed there's no on screen speed indicator. What is this shit?
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>>56531307

http://atdhe.fm/others/stream-3aa8a8-sri-lanka-vs-new-zealand

I got your back, yo
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>>56531307
http://www.crictime.nl/live-cricket-streaming-7.htm
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>>56531284
here boss
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I have no choice but to keep watching SL v NZ as the rugby starts in just over 3 hours and if I start the Aus v Eng game now I won't be able to watch the second innings.
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>>56531309

Joke's on you, I sucked Rudy off in his trailer.
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>>56531296
Yeah I can dig it, good bass

What's the lead instrument? Sounds like a kind of massive woodwind
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>>56531363

can you blow me im horny.
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>>56531357
we're more fun than /rug/ tbh
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anyone got a stream for this match?
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>>56531483
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/vxdcxhxfchfhxch
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>>56531483
We literally just posted two you fucking retarded americlap burger piece of shit.
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anyone else getting worried now
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>>56531491
>pandering to foreigners.
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>>56531491
That's what I'm using, it's switched to the Aus game
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How long do these in-the-middle-of-the-match pauses go for..? Been like 20 minutes now
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>>56531519

>Unironically living in Panama
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>>56531528
M8 that's not a pause your stream has switched channels
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>Letting Sri Lanka win

Why didn't you stop it
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>>56531528
What? We're on right now. Your stream must have switched to the Australia/England match.
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>>56531550
>implying
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>>56531328
This is the only one that works for those wanting streams, but it's not great quality
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THANK YOU BASED VETTORI
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>vettori will never be your friend
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>>56531498

sorry bruv, I was stuffing my face with a burger
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A player I almost put in my fantasy team, but didn't, just dismissed a player I almost left out of my fantasy team, but put in.

Fuck.
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Sri Lanka would've dropped that
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>>56531307
you don't have a tv nigga?
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>>56531377

Sorry, I can't close my jaw that tight.
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>>56531557
>>56531554

Well FUCK. All other streams for SL/NZ are showing the same thing.
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>>56531602
It's 2015 who the fuck has a TV?

The only reason I would want one is sport
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>>56531606
I've got>>56531328 this one working but it's shit quality compared to the other
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>>56531604

>american banter
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>>56531631
>Who the fuck has a tv

People that like watching sport

and shortland st
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>>56531667

Well it's much better than what I was just using, so it's perfect.

Thanks bro
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>>56531683

Sorry breh, I'm sure he went easy because the only thing you are known for is something Americans built.
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>>56531631
People who like watching sports and movies on a screen larger than 20".
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>>56531742
>implying.
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>Sangakkara batting
>Vettori bowling
>both on fantasy team

I don't know whether I want runs or wickets or neither.
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>>56531805
You want Sangakkara to score runs, and Vettori to get everyone else out
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SL seems to only be on track for like ~270 or so.

Ain't looking good so far, but this is also the 3rd time I've ever watched cricket
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is elliott a meme?
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so close
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fuck that would have been a goat catch
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>>56531919
Nah they're right on track as long as they don't lose wickets. Run rate speeds up near the end considerably
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goddamn midget
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>>56531919

Literally the only thing relevant at the moment is the wickets column.

If SL are two down @ 30 overs, they are favourites imo
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>manlets

When will they learn
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first worlders watch cricket???
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>>56531955
>>56531968

Ah, well then. Good to know
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oh fuck sake we are gonna lose i can feel it
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Tfw husbando boult getting btfo
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>>56532100
losing the opening game after scoring 330 is literally the worst thing that could happen to us, it would be hard to come back from that
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jesus christ this game is still going on. i was watching before i went out to see what this sport was about. i just got home and its still playing
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>>56532100
dont count us out yet m8
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>>56532156
>Canada
>doesn't even play rugby or cricket
>considers itself Commonwealth

>>56532100
>>56532118
>>56532159
I still think NZ has got this. Sangakkara is good but Sri Lanka tends to fall apart near the end.
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>>56532100
>>56532114

Damn I'm pulling for you guys. I want you guys to finally win one
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>tfw no gf in existence
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>>56532183
i'd be way more confident if we could get sangakkara out

>>56532118
would be terrible
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>>56532183

They're hardly commonwealth. They're Cucked by both the US and the UK simultaneously. The most beta nation on earth.
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>all these sri lankans in crimechurch

i thought chch was a racist white city?
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sangakkara would be considered GOAT if he played for india/australia/england
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bugger
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>>56532254

tourists of course.

You obviously didn't see my story in the 2nd thread I think it was, about the Crusaders game I went to last night.
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mcmanlet is costing us
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>manlets

I would've caught that
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>>56532267
I consider him GOAT. He's ranked #1 in the world after all.
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>>56532289

No he isnt, especially not at 1day cricket
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>>56532276
tell it to me m8
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>>56529429
Kill yourself pigskins
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>>56532318
>Along with AB de Villiers, he has dominated the number one spot in the ICC Test batting rankings over the past decade. As of January 2015, Kumar Sangakkara is placed at number 1 in ICC test rankings.

Obviously it's different with ODIs, but the point is that he's still GOAT.
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>>56532318
>ODI
>relevant when discussing the GOATS

pick one and only one my man
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>meme bowling
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Tfw new tinder match
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>>56532421

tfw it's just another bot. 8th in a row
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>>56532421
>2015
>tinder
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i thought williamson was banned from bowling for being a meme cunt
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Sangakkara looks like a cheky cunt m8
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>>56532421
how do you even talk to girls on tinder. i've got so many matches but can't talk to any without spilling spaghetti
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>>56532344
"So I was at the Crusaders yesterday

There was a chink that came in like 30 minutes late, and there were two 70 year olds behind me and my mate.

He started looking right to the seats, and the two 70 year olds just told him to sit anywhere, started telling him to eat his noodles and said something about china

Why don't you live in a White Man's utopia, /sp/?"
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>>56532254
Depends on the suburb. The shitty state house suburbs are filled with povo islanders/maoris and are fairly crime ridden whereas places closer to the CBD and university are pretty safe. Merivale is probably the most racist place considering it's filled with rich whites.
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>>56532468
Well I used to live there, but now I live in Newcastle and it's even better because instead of being a white city, it's a mostly white city where all the whites gang up on the shitskins.

>tfw pork is thrown into the local mosque every few weeks
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fuck yes
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sick
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MONKEY BTFO
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Superb
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>>56532553
fuck off u racist cunt
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>>56532560
>>56532553
>>56532550
>>56532543

My stream is way behind so you guys are ruining the surprise but fuck it because that was awesome
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Oh my god my dick

Stellar ball
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Boult confirmed GOAT
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>>56532588
Nah it was good, I paused my music and made sure I was watching for it
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>ESPN ads

wut. this stream just got very american
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>>56532441
Ive got like 90 matches and only 3 were bots

>>56532464
Just gotta be straight to the point as possible, I normally only do it when im predrinking to go out so that helps. I only really talk to the ones who message me cause then I know theyre keen and I can just relax and talk nonsense
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Don't spoil it for the American
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SRI GANKED
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MONKEY BTFO 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
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>one bail still on
>stump fully dislodged
>yorker
>no bat or pad on it

this is my fetish
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OH FUCKING FUCK

CHOKEJOB IMMINENT
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IT'S TAMIL TIGERS MK 2 FOR THE DIRTY SRI LANKANS
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LE GLASSES MAN PULLS THROUGH
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>the city of Denagamage Proboth Mahela de Silva Jayawardene
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>>56532678

Haha this broest of bros.
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>>56532654
I end up spaghetti-ing and end everything with haha and emoticons even though nothing I say is funny.

If I was still a virgin I'd probably have neck myself by now
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holy fucking shit sri lanka
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MONKEY BTFO 3 RETURN OF THE BTFO
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TUMBLING DOWN
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D-dude...


This is awesome. Holy shit NZ
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THANK YOU BASED SNICKO
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>SRI LELKA
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GIVE US THE CUP NOW
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NO NOT SANGAKKARA

Also, told you guys they'd choke later on
>>56532183
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And that's game
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BOULT GOAT
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Are there different commentators on the different streams?

I'm just wondering if the ESPN stream is my best option.
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>tfw internet is too shit to watch two game streams simultaneously.
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>>56532923
>iktf bro

I miss living at home and having better internet and foxtel.
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>>56532911
AFAIK it's the same team everywhere except perhaps non english speaking countries
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>>56532911
it's on prime with based doull rigor and some monkey

don't you have a tv nigga?
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>>56531278
I think I'm getting worse the more I play
also I've been playing that shit for 2 hours now, fuck
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>>56532923
>tfw the england game stream is so sexy HD and this game is shit

I almost want to watch it instead
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>U WOT SON
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>had sangakarra, elliot and warner in my fantasy team
fug
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>Watshit
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how come these group of white guys are struggling against a bunch of brown asians in a game of sports?
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>>56532937
>>56532975

th-thanks john key.
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lel Sri lanka getting BTFO
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>>56533051
>canada enters thread
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>>56533061
>not preferring Key to Clarke
Half the reason I got the hell out was because of Clarke's overlong greenie-appeasing reign.
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>>56533084
We know, hating john key is an epic meme because in literally every bad news post on the herald a bunch of lefties find a reason to blame donkey for it
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>>56533051
We aren't struggling tho.

We just bowled out their best batsmen.
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>>56532421
>tfw you fuck up the are you from ireland pickup line

i said are you from dublin?
i unmatched as soon as i realised
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>>56533125
>are you from ireland pickup line
Isn't the line do you have any irish in you?
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>>56533084
I did vote for National so there's that.

>my friends faces when I told them I didn't vote for lelbour
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>>56533155
>didnt vote NZfirst
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>>56533177
This

You let Winnie down cunt
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>>56533155
>iktf bro
My electorate has voted labor since federation. No wonder it's so shit.

Though obviously not the same as NZ labour, the concept is the same. I was too young to vote when I lived in NZ but there's no way I'd vote labour.

>>56533109
It was too late by the time he came in. He's done well with what he has, but you can't buy back Fisher & Paykel once it's owned by the Chinese.
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>>56533155
I just condescendingly call them children who know nothing. One of my friends voted ACT so I make sure to only talk politics when he's around so he can back me up. One of my other friends admitted he voted green with both of us there, we scolded him for an hour for being too under the influence of his bitchy SJW (now ex-)girlfriend
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is cricket big in new zealand? i know both rugby's are the shit there
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>>56533218
>Having a Lelbertarian friend

Meme politics.

>>56533228
Third sport maybe
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>>56533228
crickets probably one of our top sports
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>>56533228
It is when we do well (aka now)

Otherwise meh, it's probably still the biggest summer sport.
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>>56533228
yep, it's right behind competitive sheep shagging
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>>56533250
It's just behind competitive school shootings for the US, right?
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jesus christ boult dont bite your lip when they're taking your photo
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how long is this going to take im booked in to shag a sheep at 6
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>>56533250
>>56533271
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>>56533271
show some fucking respect

Are we going to bother with a new thread
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who /shitpostingfromstands/ here?
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Who /colincraig/ here
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>>56533299
>missing the rugby
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>memestralia
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noo one

>>56533388
>>56533388
>>56533388
>>56533388
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How has Daniel Vettori been a noteworthy player for NZ since fucking 1996 or something? And he's still pure class.
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>>56533033
and smith...

at least williamson/boult doing well
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