/trans/

banter

>>51528360
what a great start to a thread

fucking hell

literally no point, i'm out.

and people think we don't need cadfael

mods please come back

i'm sorry i was rude to you

we really do need you and appreciate you

this place is a shithole without you

xx

MODS WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU USELESS CUNTS

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It's like I'm really on /b/

>>51528401
>Caucasia penises

>you never got a blowjob from a qt at 7 years old

why do i even live

>CP has been up for 6 (six) minutes

I live 16,588KM away from my team but I'm probably still a better fan than most people ITT

who /filteredaustralia/ here?

>>51528488
i've filtered everybody

>>51528488
here
what happens when i post

Nice one janitors, delete the first CP image but leave the other 2 up.

>>51528501
he's having a wank
for free

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Poor little Hendo

>>51528517
>pomcucks

autism

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>wanting balotelli back in the PL

He's everything that's wrong with the sport.

And he's not even that good.

my issue with the janitards has always been consistency

>>51528517
>britcucks

Sky Sports News HQ @SkySportsNewsHQ 27 secs
BREAKING: Blackburn confirm that Hull City have made a bid for striker Jordan Rhodes #SSNHQ

>>51528580

Bloody hell, that's a step down from Welbeck.

>>51528580
inb4 he only costs a couple of million less than Premier League winning striker Mario Balotelli

>>51528591

hes going sunderland

>see this thread
>turn around 360 degrees, moonwalk then subsequently backflip out

>shane long 12m
>balotelli 16m

>the premier league in charge of pricing players

I just ate 1000 calories at 11PM

why

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There is nothing wrong in this thread

is there porn with shakey cam and lens flare?

>>51528613
simply an epic meme redditbro

>>51528638
go away nerd

>>51528613
>Complain about mods doing it for free for months on end
>It takes them not giving a fuck anymore to finally realize just how important they were to making this place remotely bearable.
You brought this on yourselves m8s.

>>51528638
how much of it was sweet potato buddy?

>>51528648
trans is shit

it needs to die

>>51528638

because you're a fatty bum bum

>>51528655
stop forcing that shit on me none of it was you cunt and i've only eaten sweet potato once since you told me to eat it like 5 months ago

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Well that escalated quickly

>>51528648
do your "job" cadfael

>>51528675
wow that typeface is terrible
gjge liverpool

>>51528668
yet you're still here

there is literally everything right with sweet potato

>>51528690
Nah I just saw it on the main page.

I was here earlier for a bit but then cp.

>>51528698
fuck off

Cov back at ricoh

>>51528698
except for the taste

>>51528698
>2014
>eating carbs

it's like you don't even want to be shredded

>>51528719
there's nothing wrong with carbs in moderation

>>51528709
Im sorry. I have made a terrible mistake

>>51528517
where can I watch this movie?

>>51528719
>doubting the nutritional integrity of the humbly sweet potat tat
Ive seen some shit

>>51528638
that's literally a tin of tuna and a protein shake

harden up mate

>Sahko and Mario with matching hair styles

>>51528775
matching levels of shitness too haha

>>51528799
waheyyyyyyy banter

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>buying a 2 time Serie A and one time EPL reject
surely nothing can go wrong

>rojo 6 million on ff

I hate Balotelli and everything the fucking cunt stands for.

He commits crime.
He hurts women.
He is careless.
He is AN AWFUL role model.
He is an arrogant piece of shit.
He is an ugly twat.
He appeals to the fucking truelad crowd.
He is a monster
A menace
A disgrace.

I hate him.

If Balotelli dies in a car crash, I will FUCKING LAUGH

Why always you?
WHY?

Because YOU ARE A FUCKING DICKHEAD

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INuXgTILnBc

>GERMANY

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>>51528839

>>51528839
Can't handle the banter?

>>51528839
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du0wD5dtvlE

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>>51528839
youve earned this old friend

>>51528897
>you will never be as alpha as based simba ;_;

>>51528828

fuck that, got to make space for balo now too

>>51528897
hahaha they said fährt man

#AVFC v #NUFC: Paul Lambert confirms @SanchezCarlosA and Joe Cole will be in the squad for Saturday.

Neat

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>Mario Balotelli's agent arrives in England to thrash out a £17.6m transfer to Liverpool, according to reports.

>AC Milan's TV channel confirms that the club are in talks with Liverpool regarding the sale of striker Mario Balotelli.

>Mario Balotelli reportedly confirms that he is leaving AC Milan amid suggestions that Liverpool are in talks to sign the striker.

>Carlo Ancelotti reveals that midfielder Angel di Maria has rejected a new contract at Real Madrid and has asked to leave.

>Louis van Gaal is eyeing up a bid for £12m-rated Cruziero midfielder Lucas Silva, according to a report.

>Everton manager Roberto Martinez suggests that his summer spending may be over after admitting that he is "happy" with his current squad.

>Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger hints that he may try to sign a defensive midfielder and another defender before the transfer window closes.

>West Ham United manager Sam Allardyce reveals that the club are in the market for defensive cover.

>Watford midfielder Lewis McGugan is reportedly wanted by a trio of clubs.

>>51529009
>Carlo Ancelotti reveals that midfielder Angel di Maria has rejected a new contract at Real Madrid and has asked to leave.

IMMINENT

come on woody

>>51528997

>Joe Cole

How long until Keane murders him for not working hard enough?

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>>51529021

>>51529021
He's not going to the Phillipines League

p$g creeping badge.jpg

>>51529021

Can Di Maria play left back?

>>51529032
Well, the Villa match kicks off at 12:45. So I reckon about 12:47 on Saturday

>>51528757
How fucking big is your protein shake?

>>51529021
di maria is going to the Philippines?

Leonardo Ulloa = £8m
Robert Snodgrass = £8m
Ross McCormack = £11m
Shane Long = £12m
Fabio Borini = £14m
Mario Balotelli = £16m

all flops

>>51529050
With Van Gaal, everyone's a left back.

>>51529009
>Mario Balotelli's agent arrives in England to thrash out a £17.6m transfer to Liverpool, according to reports.

figure rising every hour

>>51529050

Better than ashley young definitely. Or he can be played centrally if Mata's injured.

Just imagine, di Maria providing throughballs for Rooney and RVP

YUMMM

>>51529064
ochoa scored already though

>>51529064
nah

>>51529072
do you have nice sun kissed brown skin? :)

>>51529064
Jordan Rhodes is about to join that list.

>tfw had to unfilter ausgaylia because i couldnt find the thread

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Based Mou

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFLz76BoRb0

>>51529105
>wetsuit
dropped

>>51529100
>ireland
>relevant

I've seen more CP in the last week than David Attenborough has stored on his hard drive. Am I going to get a knock at my door soon?

http://www.acmilan.com/en/news/breaking_news_show/63060

>>51529116

Most people do it with their clothes on, how's this any different?

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>Italian media reports indicate Verratti might move from PSG to FC Bayern München, because they want Di Maria.
www.spox.com

>>51529105
Why is Mou so qt?

>>51529128
categorically

>>51529105
>wearing special suit
>screaming like a faggot
what a clown

>>51529126
top lel liverpool

top lel

>>51529131
>going from one shit league to another

poor cunt

>>51529131
i don't see it

So how well are Swansea gonna do this season?

9th?

>>51529128
try jumping into the North Sea in cotton.

>>51529125
Fuck you.

>>51529105
Harlem shake was bad enough, we didn't need this.

>>51529105
>james mcivoy

my sides mourinho is the best

>>51529131
>Rabiot to Arsenal
>Verrati to Bayern

PSG getting raped lads

>>51529105
>Wet suit
>Not wearing a suit
God Mou is a cunt.

>tfw Liverpool have literally removed one badly behaved player with another

kek

>>51529105
down voted

>wake up
>check the news
>every news source is reporting balotelli to liverpool

well that escalated fast

>>51529161
I knew you would hate it :)

>>51529125
Don't slander that man faggot

>>51529163

they have to ship out players so they can get di maria

>>51529131
Verratti belongs in the PL

His play is so uptempo

>>51529131
pretty smart move tbh, they've got Motta and Cabaye who can act as a double pivot in the midfield but lack the attacking presence di maria would bring

>>51529161
Stop whining.Harlem Shake was just an unfunny meme, this is people being attention whores/getting good PR while also raising money for a nice cause.

>>51529163
>PSG getting raped lads
We already knew that when they decided to spend 50m pounds for David Luiz.

>>51529176
He would get swamped by big blacks in the Premier League.

>>51529131

I hope it's true. PSG don't deserve someone like him

>>51529105
hes like mr bean

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>>51529125

>>51529161

Now we're just waiting on Eva do hers...

http://www.acmilan.com/en/news/breaking_news


21/08/2014 14:17
BALOTELLI LEAVES MILANELLO

MILAN - Mario Balotelli drove out of Milanello at 13.30 after saying good-bye to his team-mates and the club's press staff.

>>51529146
whats funny?

>>51529187
I don't see the difference barring that now they give some money.

>>51529165
>one world class badly behaved player with an average badly behaved player

toppest of mount kek

>>51529195
>Ligue 1
>having fewer big blacks than PL

Ligue 1 is like Rugby League

>>51529163
They don't want to pay Verratti more wages and they need him off the squad to buy Di Maria.

I know it doesn't make sense since they don't care about money anyways...

>>51529215
you'll see it in a few months mate

hehehehe

>>51529183
you dont know what you are talking about

>>51529105
>not nominating wenger

missed opportunity from mou here

>>51529207
Someone edited his wiki already.

>>51529223
le nervous laughter face?

>>51529207
what happens if the deal falls apart

>>51529219
>Ligue 1 is like Rugby League

>>51529234
hahahahaha

>>51529207

>it's fucking true

FUCKING HELL WOODWARD THEY TOOK 2 DAYS TO COMPLETE THIS FUCKING FUCK

>>51529246
you are so cute when you are mad

>scored 20 PL goals in 3 years for City
>replacement for Suarez

>>51529241
>being so autistic that you can't understand a loose comparison

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>>51529246

Enjoy your decline into mediocrity.

>DOING A SPURS

What's that now, 10 players bought?

>>51529207
>It's legit

>>51529234
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>51529263
i forgot to ask what are you implying

>score 6 goals from open play last season
>replacement for Suarez

Prepare your smug anime girls for City Liverpool.

>>51529246
i guess lvg was right. you can sign somebody in a day

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>>51529245
>>51529275

stop

>>51529217
>some money
It's racked up millions in a short space of time.Stop being a miserable cunt.

>>51529246
>FUCKING HELL WOODWARD THEY TOOK 2 DAYS TO COMPLETE THIS FUCKING FUCK
Hey, we have Ian Ayre.

>>51529259

>sell cunty player
>buy another one

Makes sense?

>>51529259
Didn't he score a load of penalties too?

>Mario Ballotelli
Literally who.

>>51529276
physicality obviously

>>51529305
I'll come down to your level of understanding
le geodude man

>>51529299
United really need a DoF.

>implying Brenny won't unlock Marion potential

Ballon dor 2016 confirmed

>>51529305
>Literally who.
That doesn't really work in this case, he was plastered all over the papers a few years back.

>>51529308
he should have used aussie rules or rugby union then

>>51529321
>le geodude man
You fucking wut m8?

>>51529296
Those money could have been donated without showing to the world that you did and without throwing water on your head.
It's not a matter of being miserable cunt, it's a matter of looking at a bunch of idiots throwing water on their head because the internet said so.

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>>51529224
care to elaborate?

PSG deep minded midfielders:
>motta
>cabaye
>veratti
>matuidi
>rabiot
PSG offensive midfielders:
>cabaye (if needed)
>pastore
>???

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what the fuck

>>51529323
>implying he'll be at Liverpool longer than a year and a half

>striker for midtable Italian team
>3 years left on contract
>club willing to sell for £16m
>6 goals from open play last season
>£125k a week wages

good deal liverpool

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>>51529225
From the pictures posted on /sp/ I reckon Arsene is the Matthew McConaughey of coaches and would take every chance to show his sexy side...

>>51529336
I kind of agree with you, but you are sounding like a right miserable cunt here.

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PL themesong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI6Us5_BaVU

>>51529336
lrl taking names
stay based you little pork scratching

>>51529340
fucking hell silva is a beast

>>51529353
solid image name

>>51529351
Well he's on a 5 year contract, probably huge wages and nobody is going to touch him with a barge pole after he fails at Liverpool, so year he'll be there a while.

>>51529351
this

>>51529340
we NFL now?

>>51529360
Pork scratching?

I have filtered every single tripcode on this board and now I've finally settled to filter Australia as well.

You guys wouldn't believe it. It's like /sp/ has suddenly turned into a decent board.

You should give it a shot, just saying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ef2HzDkuqM

>>51529338
>deep minded midfielders

just stop

LIVERPOOL ACTUALLY GOT BALO??

SERIOUSLY?

>>51529340
typical fifa models

>>51529380
>rude

>>51529336
>Those money could have been donated without showing to the world that you did
No it couldn't.People want their pat on the back,love being attention whores and being part of something viral.Celebrities love easy PR.
This would never have happened without the stupid gimmick and thinking otherwise would make you the only idiot.So as I said you should live with how things are and stop being a miserable cunt.

>>51529379
YES

>>51529384
good rebuttal la

>>51529380
can confirm

It's also worth filtering America and Ireland

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>>51529225
it would probably kill him

>>51529379
gay euphemism

>>51529386
seriously.

>>51529380
even me?

I don't think you people understand how shit and lazy you have to be to fail that hard in Italy. This is a place Gervinho looks like Messi.

>>51529386
not official yet m8

>>51529408
why are you a trip?

>>51529400
Some of the Yanks can be good.

>>51529380
but im lovely :3

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>>51529401
>implying he's not a tank

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>scousers

>>51529367
Didn't Suarez sign a 5 year contract about a year ago?

Contracts mean nothing. They are just a way for a club to try and bump up the value of a player they know is leaving.

Siri supports Newcastle "at the moment"

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>>51529321
>le geodude man

>Confirming a player has left
>Not waiting to confirm the team
Has Italy fallen so far they've forgotten how to do transfers?

actually rating balotelli is a surefire way to spot someone that knows fuck all about football and gets all their information from FIFA and Sport Bible.

you faggots are embarrassing, my god. why do you think Milan want to make a 6m loss on a player they only signed over a year ago?

>>51529429
jesus christ the delusion
>6 (six) open play goals

>>51529353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz3PhWFhA3I

>>51529440

milan are a small club now

>>51529440
MIlan are broke

>>51529440
ABL damage control

>>51529431
I don't think you understood the point.
Suarez had teams that wanted to sign him. Nobody is going to want Balotelli or be willing to pay what Liverpool are if he's shit again.

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>>51529429
>doesn't do anything other than score goals
there's a probably with this?

>>51529321
good post

>>51528598
Rhodes is much better than Balotelli

>>51529454
>>51529456
They're not doing it for the money you fucks. They were broke when they signed him. He's just shit, that's all there is to it. Man City couldn't wait to get rid of him.

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>Natalie Sawyer nominated by Duncan Ferguson

>>51529449
>you will never watch true detective for the first time again

>>51529224
Verratti is an overrated cunt.

He can't defend to save his life, he can't have a full match without taking a yellow, and he takes way too much risks, claiming it's part of his football and that he won't change that. By taking risks I mean dribbling between three players in your own area.

>>51529358
Atleast try.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcuAw77J8_Y

If Liverpool had signed Balo instead of Balo, he would be the one at Barcelona right now, and we'd be signing Suarez from Ajax for 17 million. We just KNOW how to deal with problem players. Suarez, Collymore, Barnes. All world class players that lostall personal demons at this magical club

LRL is Balo really the best striker you guys got?

>>51529484
>he doesn't follow current events

shiggity diggity doo

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>>51529475
Forgot link

https://twitter.com/rbarkley20/status/502454609151918082

>>51529496
Immobile, Destro and Rossi are better

>>51529479
You can take the man out of the Zeman football but you can't take the Zeman football out of a man.

>>51529358
love this

LAILAHAILLALLAH

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>>51529477
i know the feel all too well

>>51529510
>Destro
literally who?

It seems Roma wants Chiriches to replace Benatia.

>>51529508
>he nominated Hayley McQueen
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
finally

>>51529358
Dare to Malky Mackay.

>>51529477
I haven't seen it. That scene was intense.

nice dubs btw

Stop posting this icebucket shit. Literally no one cares.

>>51529125
>insulting one of the most based human beings

>>51529131
Verratti looks like a Morrowind character. Like a badly rendered version of an actual person.

>>51529540
Hayley McQueen @HayleyMcQueen 20 uur
Been nominated by many so will take up #icebucketchallenge this week but keen not lose the message in all the fun @macmillancancer #MND #ALS

>>51529554
Will Malky ever get a good job again?

>>51529380
tbh I don't get the Australian humor either

>>51528634
shane long is irish

>>51529532
He's a football player

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>>51529529
>mfw we didnt get to see the ritual shit

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>>51529532

>>51529510
why would a mobile phone be better than mario balotelli? in what way?

>>51529529
>>51529603

S2 when

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Who will win the transfer window?

Da SBS

>>51529603
mfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YWXjJ-VstY

>>51528634
Shane Long is a better buy than Balotelli.

what's the verdict on balotelli for liverpool

>>51529636
>rio

>>51529603
Reminder Adam Sandler was in talks to star in a S2 episode.

Should of gone to United

>>51529636
>Rio Ferdinand in the top 10
>muh pass accuracy
>muh tackles
>cost them the game last weekend

>>51529636
id say liverpool but they might have done a spurs

we will see

>>51529666
>of

>>51529629
its gonna be shit since it was supposed to just be a mini series.

>>51529650
lel

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>>51528730

>>51529636

liverpool have won it, but whether thats a good thing or not, we will see

>>51529666
Wouldn't get in the team.

>>51529666
>Should of

>>51529440
It's being reported as a £3m loss.

Balotelli's definitely an above average player, he's no mug.

Whether Liverpool can control his behaviour is another issue, and usually what lets him down.

Just wait and see if he plays in the Man City game, it'll be worth watching just for him.

what's the verdict on the french revolution?

>>51529636
>van Aanholt
Why is Chelsea such a dumb club

>>51529650
I'm mixed about it. Balotelli is a great character, always does something entertaining/stupid and I'm glad he's back in the PL (at a different club to the one I support). One the other hand, I can't say that Lambert is Suarez's replacement any more.

>>51529705
How could it be a 3m loss if they bought him for 22m?

Where's does the "could of" thing comes from anyway?
It doesn't even sound the same way.

>>51529728
could've can sound like could of

This is your daily reminder that Liverpool Football Club replaced the striker Luis Suarez with Mario Balotelli

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>>51529680
Not to mention PvA going missing for West Brom's 2nd goal.

>>51529728
"Could've" sounds similar to "Could of"

>>51529735
it's not the same mane :c

>>51529735
feels good

>>51529706
No one gives a shit about the french

>>51529735
That's what this whole thread is about jackass

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GODDAMMIT I CANNOT CATCH ARTICUNO

also, Alex Song to Everton

what's the verdict on the human migration out of africa?

>>51529735
It's better than I thought they'd get tbh.Was expecting Bony and the hilarious damage control on here.

>>51529735
This is your daily reminder that Liverpool Football Club replaced one huge cunt with another.

Fixed

>>51529100
There should be an option to show OPs only

>>51529759
Bony is a much better player than Balotelli

>>51529770
There is
/^Australia$/;op:no;

>>51529763
Oh boy, can't wait to get refballed out of a win at Anfield again.

>>51529759
>babbies think Balotelli is better than Bony

xD so banterous! what a LAD amirite? *tips snapback*

how soon can balotelli play in the pl

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>the signing of the season

oh god my sides

>>51529789
As soon as he's been registered.

>>51529781
>/^Australia$/;op:no;
thank you mang

>>51529705
Jesus I can imagine him insisting an some sort of clause stipulating that he is guaranteed to start in the City game hence why it is moving so fast.

I know he is gonna piss me off at times but I am just hoping the entertainment is worth it.

>>51529756

>not putting him to sleep and using false swipe

>>51529759
Bony isn't that good

>>51529784
>*tips snapback*
Stop trying to force a meme fake fitizen

>>51529793
>implying balotelli isn't an egotistical mercenary

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>>51529784

>>51529793
On /sp/ you can disregard most deluded Liverpool posts as people pretending to be Liverpool fans to make the fanbase look bad but it's harder elsewhere. These people are actually nutters

>>51529818
but thats the only reason you rate balotelli you chino wanker

>>51529756
>Playing Gen 1

>>51529816
he isn't good at all

>chris herd getting called up to the national team
i thought he hadn't played in like a year

>>51529726
BBC says £19m. Maybe it was 22m in euros?

I read liverpool are buying for £16m

>>51529793
he might be, although it is unlikely. he has the potential.

not a liverpool btw

>>51528534
>He's not even that good
He's a world class striker when he puts in effort. He's not worth the trouble though, since he exhibits that around 5% of the time

>>51529841
injured but ability has always been there

>>51529841
He played a friendly recently I think.

I can't remember if he's left Villa or not. He's not going to get much playing time if he hasn't

>>51529845
>he might be

so could anyone though really

>>51529835
Go and get a job fake fitizen, being a NEET has rotted your brain.

>>51529850
im surprised he's managed to reach 25 without a single cap

>>51529853
>fake fitizen

you dont know what you're talking about

>>51529429
>thinking scousers go on rawk

Its only wools like kopology who go on that shit.

>>51528757

a tin of tuna is 100-200 cals and protein shakes are never that calorie filled unless you put oil or mass gainer in

>>51529856
more established players in his position/s

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>>51529816
>false swipe

bitch im playing on my gameboy color

>hypnosis won't work
>piece of shit kills my vileplume with one move
>thrunder shock isn't paralyzing him
>jolteon just kills him with two moves
>throw fucking 30 ultraballs at the piece of shit and they all miss

WHY IS LIFE SO HARD

Di Maria to man utd

>>51529845
He won't come close to based Fabregas.

>>51529400
>>51529423


faggots

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>get rid of the most controversial striker in the league
>replace him with the previous most controversial striker in the league

Liverpool confirmed as master banter handlers

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>>51529636
There's only one real winner in this... not >us.

>>51529874
That was supposed to be a complement. Kind of.

You now remember Balotelli v Arsenal

>>51529873
probably not but maybe he will. fabregas was also ~£10 million more.

>>51528409
What did you expect? they do it >for free

>>51529246
lel even Scholes thinks you are fucked. Enjoy struggling for the Europa League spot every season while based Mario fires Liverpool to the league title.

>>51529885
i dont
the red card?

>>51529882

Jack Rodwell could be alright

>>51529885
nah i dont

>>51529336
Fucking hell is this LRL?

>>51529889
>not costa

>>51529336
LRL GOING HAM
Based

>>51529882
those outs are so good. they got rid of a lot of deadwood shitters. i still watch the epl for clubs like sunderland. they still make football exciting and enjoyable.

>>51529909
Yes.Being uncharacteristically a dolt.

>>51529882

Cheer up m8, Liverpool getting Balotelli pretty much confirms you will get Borini....lel

muh dick

if Brenny can turn Sturridge into a top class striker imagine what he could do with Balotelli

>>51529872

Get a scyther or farfetch'd then and make it learn false swipe. It's there, I used FS on my Crystal Save. Or use haunter's curse and wait for 5 turns. An in-game algorithm yields max catch rate for the 5th turn, and just that turn.

On a related note, United and AdM can't seem to agree with the wages, but that should be sorted out soon. The hard part is getting the club to sell.

GUYS

OI GUYS

YOU NOW REMEMBER MARIO SCORED 6 (SIX) GOALS FROM OPEN PLAY LAST SEASON

>>51529926
Borini won't come thankfully, hopefully Congerton can find someone better to splash the cash on.

>16 million for Balotelli
>instantly get 12 of that back from Sunderland for Borini

Seems pretty good to me lads

>>51529894

Alright I was annoyed at how quick liverpool concluded their deals, but I'm 110% positive that you won't win the league, even prime Torres+Alonso+Masch+Gerrard couldn't do that

>>51529931

are you excited fiti?

balotelli is a big guy

>>51529935
bro, fasle swipe is not on gen 1

di maria asked to leave, he'd be worth any amount, the club has to sell him

>>51529949
You people need to lay off the FIFA and realise how Balotelli could be getting paid 3 times Borni's wages.

who
/prideofthemidlands/
here

>>51529949
>>instantly get 12 of that back from Sunderland for Borini
i don't get it, didn't he already turn sunderland down

>>51529968
serious influx of fifa babbies in the thread today

>>51529943

>in the worst Milan team for years

YOU NOW REMEMBER THAT HE HAS A ONE IN LESS THAN THREE GAMES GOAL RECORD AT ALL LEVELS, INCLUDING INTERNATIONALS

>>51529953
How does it feel to know that literally no Man United players would even make it into the Liverpool starting 11?

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r8 my oc lads

>>51529862
Anyone associated to Liverpool is a Scouser to them mongs. It's like how mancs call Suarez a scouse cunt.

>>51529962

>gen 1

Just play FireRed or LeafGreen, man. The Lavender Town theme gives me the creeps.

>>51529974
Wolves?

>>51529974
I'm off to St. Andrews on Wednesday.

>>51529968
1.5x

>>51529994
Made me smile.

remember when spurs would have come in by now with a bid,

how things have changed

>>51529992

Don't get me started. Suarez was the only good thing Liverpool had last year. Sturridge is yet to prove his worth alone

>>51529976

Poyet pretty much confirmed he'd be going if Liverpool brought in a new striker

>>51529962
Post full team.

>>51529991
there were strikers on worse teams that scored better than he did

>>51529994
10/10, lel.

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>>51529974
:3

I don't like how optimistic I am right now.

I CAN'T WAIT FOR MARIO BANTERTELLY TO BRING BANTER TO MY TELLY EVERY SINGLE DAY LOL I SURE AM SO EXCITED JUST RANG Y MATES AND TOLD THEM WE'RE GOING TO GO OUT FOR SOME BANTER TO CELEBRATE MAYBE GO TO A MEAT SHOP AND THROW DARTS AT PEOPLE IT WILL BE A BALO-DELI BECAUSE OF ALL THE SUPER MARIO BANTER HAHA SUPERMARIO LIKE THE VIDEOGAME CHARCATER BUT MARIO DOESN'T SAVE PRINCESSES HE CHEATS ON THEM WHICH IS BANTEROUS BECAUSE MARIO IS DOING IT AND HE IS BANTER I CAN'T WAIT FOR @SUPERFOOTYMKULTRABANTERBANTERBANTER TO TELL ME ABOUT BALOTELLIS LATEST ADVENTURES MAYBE HE WILL BANTER ON HILLSBOROUGH BY CAUSING A STADIUM CRUSH THATS OUR MARIO ALWAYS BANTERING NEVER GET A FAN TO RING BECAUSE MARIO WILL BANTER HIM SO HARD I SURE CAN'T WAIT FOR BALOTELLI TO BREAK THE LAW MULTIPLE TIMES IT WILL BE SO FUNNY WHEN HE DOES AND WHEN ALL MY FRIENDS TRY TO COPY HIS 'BANTER' AGAIN LIE THEY DID WHEN HE WAS AT CITY IT SURE WAS FUNNY WHEN MY FATHER BOUGHT ME A 'WHY ALWAYS ME' UNDERPANTS FOR MY BIRTHDAY BECAUSE I SUPPORT MANCHESTER UNITED AND HE FORCED ME TO WALK AROUND THE HOUSE IN THEM EVEN THOUGH WE HAD FEMALE GUESTS OVER AND I HAVE ACNE ON MY THIGHS AND THEY BULLIED ME FOR MONTHS ABOUT IT AND EVERYONE IN MY TOWN CALL ME PUSSLEGS HAHA THANKS MARIO FOR THE BANTER DAMN I AM EXCITED THANKS BRITAIN FOR THE BANTER CULTURE IT HAS REALLY HELPED MY LIFE XDDDD

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>brenny blowing ABLs the fuck out

genial.

>>51530041
Great post