antics to pl confirmed
banter
>>51528360
what a great start to a thread
fucking hell
literally no point, i'm out.
and people think we don't need cadfael
mods please come back
i'm sorry i was rude to you
we really do need you and appreciate you
this place is a shithole without you
xx
MODS WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU USELESS CUNTS
It's like I'm really on /b/
>>51528401
>Caucasia penises
>you never got a blowjob from a qt at 7 years old
why do i even live
>CP has been up for 6 (six) minutes
I live 16,588KM away from my team but I'm probably still a better fan than most people ITT
who /filteredaustralia/ here?
>>51528488
i've filtered everybody
>>51528488
here
what happens when i post
Nice one janitors, delete the first CP image but leave the other 2 up.
>>51528501
he's having a wank
for free
Poor little Hendo
>>51528517
>pomcucks
autism
>wanting balotelli back in the PL
He's everything that's wrong with the sport.
And he's not even that good.
my issue with the janitards has always been consistency
>>51528517
>britcucks
Sky Sports News HQ @SkySportsNewsHQ 27 secs
BREAKING: Blackburn confirm that Hull City have made a bid for striker Jordan Rhodes #SSNHQ
>>51528580
Bloody hell, that's a step down from Welbeck.
>>51528580
inb4 he only costs a couple of million less than Premier League winning striker Mario Balotelli
>>51528591
hes going sunderland
>see this thread
>turn around 360 degrees, moonwalk then subsequently backflip out
>shane long 12m
>balotelli 16m
>the premier league in charge of pricing players
I just ate 1000 calories at 11PM
why
There is nothing wrong in this thread
is there porn with shakey cam and lens flare?
>>51528613
simply an epic meme redditbro
>>51528638
go away nerd
>>51528613
>Complain about mods doing it for free for months on end
>It takes them not giving a fuck anymore to finally realize just how important they were to making this place remotely bearable.
You brought this on yourselves m8s.
>>51528638
how much of it was sweet potato buddy?
>>51528648
trans is shit
it needs to die
>>51528638
because you're a fatty bum bum
>>51528655
stop forcing that shit on me none of it was you cunt and i've only eaten sweet potato once since you told me to eat it like 5 months ago
Well that escalated quickly
>>51528648
do your "job" cadfael
>>51528675
wow that typeface is terrible
gjge liverpool
>>51528668
yet you're still here
there is literally everything right with sweet potato
>>51528690
Nah I just saw it on the main page.
I was here earlier for a bit but then cp.
>>51528698
fuck off
Cov back at ricoh
>>51528698
except for the taste
>>51528698
>2014
>eating carbs
it's like you don't even want to be shredded
>>51528719
there's nothing wrong with carbs in moderation
>>51528709
Im sorry. I have made a terrible mistake
>>51528517
where can I watch this movie?
>>51528719
>doubting the nutritional integrity of the humbly sweet potat tat
Ive seen some shit
>>51528638
that's literally a tin of tuna and a protein shake
harden up mate
>Sahko and Mario with matching hair styles
>>51528775
matching levels of shitness too haha
>>51528799
waheyyyyyyy banter
>buying a 2 time Serie A and one time EPL reject
surely nothing can go wrong
>rojo 6 million on ff
I hate Balotelli and everything the fucking cunt stands for.
He commits crime.
He hurts women.
He is careless.
He is AN AWFUL role model.
He is an arrogant piece of shit.
He is an ugly twat.
He appeals to the fucking truelad crowd.
He is a monster
A menace
A disgrace.
I hate him.
If Balotelli dies in a car crash, I will FUCKING LAUGH
Why always you?
WHY?
Because YOU ARE A FUCKING DICKHEAD
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INuXgTILnBc
>GERMANY
>>51528839
>>51528839
Can't handle the banter?
>>51528839
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du0wD5dtvlE
>>51528839
youve earned this old friend
>>51528897
>you will never be as alpha as based simba ;_;
>>51528828
fuck that, got to make space for balo now too
>>51528897
hahaha they said fährt man
#AVFC v #NUFC: Paul Lambert confirms @SanchezCarlosA and Joe Cole will be in the squad for Saturday.
Neat
>Mario Balotelli's agent arrives in England to thrash out a £17.6m transfer to Liverpool, according to reports.
>AC Milan's TV channel confirms that the club are in talks with Liverpool regarding the sale of striker Mario Balotelli.
>Mario Balotelli reportedly confirms that he is leaving AC Milan amid suggestions that Liverpool are in talks to sign the striker.
>Carlo Ancelotti reveals that midfielder Angel di Maria has rejected a new contract at Real Madrid and has asked to leave.
>Louis van Gaal is eyeing up a bid for £12m-rated Cruziero midfielder Lucas Silva, according to a report.
>Everton manager Roberto Martinez suggests that his summer spending may be over after admitting that he is "happy" with his current squad.
>Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger hints that he may try to sign a defensive midfielder and another defender before the transfer window closes.
>West Ham United manager Sam Allardyce reveals that the club are in the market for defensive cover.
>Watford midfielder Lewis McGugan is reportedly wanted by a trio of clubs.
>>51529009
>Carlo Ancelotti reveals that midfielder Angel di Maria has rejected a new contract at Real Madrid and has asked to leave.
IMMINENT
come on woody
>>51528997
>Joe Cole
How long until Keane murders him for not working hard enough?
>>51529021
>>51529021
He's not going to the Phillipines League
p$g creeping badge.jpg
>>51529021
Can Di Maria play left back?
>>51529032
Well, the Villa match kicks off at 12:45. So I reckon about 12:47 on Saturday
>>51528757
How fucking big is your protein shake?
>>51529021
di maria is going to the Philippines?
Leonardo Ulloa = £8m
Robert Snodgrass = £8m
Ross McCormack = £11m
Shane Long = £12m
Fabio Borini = £14m
Mario Balotelli = £16m
all flops
>>51529050
With Van Gaal, everyone's a left back.
>>51529009
>Mario Balotelli's agent arrives in England to thrash out a £17.6m transfer to Liverpool, according to reports.
figure rising every hour
>>51529050
Better than ashley young definitely. Or he can be played centrally if Mata's injured.
Just imagine, di Maria providing throughballs for Rooney and RVP
YUMMM
>>51529064
ochoa scored already though
>>51529064
nah
>>51529072
do you have nice sun kissed brown skin? :)
>>51529064
Jordan Rhodes is about to join that list.
>tfw had to unfilter ausgaylia because i couldnt find the thread
Based Mou
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFLz76BoRb0
>>51529105
>wetsuit
dropped
>>51529100
>ireland
>relevant
I've seen more CP in the last week than David Attenborough has stored on his hard drive. Am I going to get a knock at my door soon?
http://www.acmilan.com/en/news/breaking_news_show/63060
>>51529116
Most people do it with their clothes on, how's this any different?
>Italian media reports indicate Verratti might move from PSG to FC Bayern München, because they want Di Maria.
www.spox.com
>>51529105
Why is Mou so qt?
>>51529128
categorically
>>51529105
>wearing special suit
>screaming like a faggot
what a clown
>>51529126
top lel liverpool
top lel
>>51529131
>going from one shit league to another
poor cunt
>>51529131
i don't see it
So how well are Swansea gonna do this season?
9th?
>>51529128
try jumping into the North Sea in cotton.
>>51529125
Fuck you.
>>51529105
Harlem shake was bad enough, we didn't need this.
>>51529105
>james mcivoy
my sides mourinho is the best
>>51529131
>Rabiot to Arsenal
>Verrati to Bayern
PSG getting raped lads
>>51529105
>Wet suit
>Not wearing a suit
God Mou is a cunt.
>tfw Liverpool have literally removed one badly behaved player with another
kek
>>51529105
down voted
>wake up
>check the news
>every news source is reporting balotelli to liverpool
well that escalated fast
>>51529161
I knew you would hate it :)
>>51529125
Don't slander that man faggot
>>51529163
they have to ship out players so they can get di maria
>>51529131
Verratti belongs in the PL
His play is so uptempo
>>51529131
pretty smart move tbh, they've got Motta and Cabaye who can act as a double pivot in the midfield but lack the attacking presence di maria would bring
>>51529161
Stop whining.Harlem Shake was just an unfunny meme, this is people being attention whores/getting good PR while also raising money for a nice cause.
>>51529163
>PSG getting raped lads
We already knew that when they decided to spend 50m pounds for David Luiz.
>>51529176
He would get swamped by big blacks in the Premier League.
>>51529131
I hope it's true. PSG don't deserve someone like him
>>51529105
hes like mr bean
>>51529125
>>51529161
Now we're just waiting on Eva do hers...
http://www.acmilan.com/en/news/breaking_news
21/08/2014 14:17
BALOTELLI LEAVES MILANELLO
MILAN - Mario Balotelli drove out of Milanello at 13.30 after saying good-bye to his team-mates and the club's press staff.
>>51529146
whats funny?
>>51529187
I don't see the difference barring that now they give some money.
>>51529165
>one world class badly behaved player with an average badly behaved player
toppest of mount kek
>>51529195
>Ligue 1
>having fewer big blacks than PL
Ligue 1 is like Rugby League
>>51529163
They don't want to pay Verratti more wages and they need him off the squad to buy Di Maria.
I know it doesn't make sense since they don't care about money anyways...
>>51529215
you'll see it in a few months mate
hehehehe
>>51529183
you dont know what you are talking about
>>51529105
>not nominating wenger
missed opportunity from mou here
>>51529207
Someone edited his wiki already.
>>51529223
le nervous laughter face?
>>51529207
what happens if the deal falls apart
>>51529219
>Ligue 1 is like Rugby League
>>51529234
hahahahaha
>>51529207
>it's fucking true
FUCKING HELL WOODWARD THEY TOOK 2 DAYS TO COMPLETE THIS FUCKING FUCK
>>51529246
you are so cute when you are mad
>scored 20 PL goals in 3 years for City
>replacement for Suarez
>>51529241
>being so autistic that you can't understand a loose comparison
>>51529246
Enjoy your decline into mediocrity.
>DOING A SPURS
What's that now, 10 players bought?
>>51529207
>It's legit
>>51529234
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>51529263
i forgot to ask what are you implying
>score 6 goals from open play last season
>replacement for Suarez
Prepare your smug anime girls for City Liverpool.
>>51529246
i guess lvg was right. you can sign somebody in a day
>>51529245
>>51529275
stop
>>51529217
>some money
It's racked up millions in a short space of time.Stop being a miserable cunt.
>>51529246
>FUCKING HELL WOODWARD THEY TOOK 2 DAYS TO COMPLETE THIS FUCKING FUCK
Hey, we have Ian Ayre.
>>51529259
>sell cunty player
>buy another one
Makes sense?
>>51529259
Didn't he score a load of penalties too?
>Mario Ballotelli
Literally who.
>>51529276
physicality obviously
>>51529305
I'll come down to your level of understanding
le geodude man
>>51529299
United really need a DoF.
>implying Brenny won't unlock Marion potential
Ballon dor 2016 confirmed
>>51529305
>Literally who.
That doesn't really work in this case, he was plastered all over the papers a few years back.
>>51529308
he should have used aussie rules or rugby union then
>>51529321
>le geodude man
You fucking wut m8?
>>51529296
Those money could have been donated without showing to the world that you did and without throwing water on your head.
It's not a matter of being miserable cunt, it's a matter of looking at a bunch of idiots throwing water on their head because the internet said so.
>>51529224
care to elaborate?
PSG deep minded midfielders:
>motta
>cabaye
>veratti
>matuidi
>rabiot
PSG offensive midfielders:
>cabaye (if needed)
>pastore
>???
what the fuck
>>51529323
>implying he'll be at Liverpool longer than a year and a half
>striker for midtable Italian team
>3 years left on contract
>club willing to sell for £16m
>6 goals from open play last season
>£125k a week wages
good deal liverpool
>>51529225
From the pictures posted on /sp/ I reckon Arsene is the Matthew McConaughey of coaches and would take every chance to show his sexy side...
>>51529336
I kind of agree with you, but you are sounding like a right miserable cunt here.
PL themesong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI6Us5_BaVU
>>51529336
lrl taking names
stay based you little pork scratching
>>51529340
fucking hell silva is a beast
>>51529353
solid image name
>>51529351
Well he's on a 5 year contract, probably huge wages and nobody is going to touch him with a barge pole after he fails at Liverpool, so year he'll be there a while.
>>51529351
this
>>51529340
we NFL now?
>>51529360
Pork scratching?
I have filtered every single tripcode on this board and now I've finally settled to filter Australia as well.
You guys wouldn't believe it. It's like /sp/ has suddenly turned into a decent board.
You should give it a shot, just saying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ef2HzDkuqM
>>51529338
>deep minded midfielders
just stop
LIVERPOOL ACTUALLY GOT BALO??
SERIOUSLY?
>>51529340
typical fifa models
>>51529380
>rude
>>51529336
>Those money could have been donated without showing to the world that you did
No it couldn't.People want their pat on the back,love being attention whores and being part of something viral.Celebrities love easy PR.
This would never have happened without the stupid gimmick and thinking otherwise would make you the only idiot.So as I said you should live with how things are and stop being a miserable cunt.
>>51529379
YES
>>51529384
good rebuttal la
>>51529380
can confirm
It's also worth filtering America and Ireland
>>51529225
it would probably kill him
>>51529379
gay euphemism
>>51529386
seriously.
>>51529380
even me?
I don't think you people understand how shit and lazy you have to be to fail that hard in Italy. This is a place Gervinho looks like Messi.
>>51529386
not official yet m8
>>51529408
why are you a trip?
>>51529400
Some of the Yanks can be good.
>>51529380
but im lovely :3
>>51529401
>implying he's not a tank
>scousers
>>51529367
Didn't Suarez sign a 5 year contract about a year ago?
Contracts mean nothing. They are just a way for a club to try and bump up the value of a player they know is leaving.
Siri supports Newcastle "at the moment"
>>51529321
>le geodude man
>Confirming a player has left
>Not waiting to confirm the team
Has Italy fallen so far they've forgotten how to do transfers?
actually rating balotelli is a surefire way to spot someone that knows fuck all about football and gets all their information from FIFA and Sport Bible.
you faggots are embarrassing, my god. why do you think Milan want to make a 6m loss on a player they only signed over a year ago?
>>51529429
jesus christ the delusion
>6 (six) open play goals
>>51529353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz3PhWFhA3I
>>51529440
milan are a small club now
>>51529440
MIlan are broke
>>51529440
ABL damage control
>>51529431
I don't think you understood the point.
Suarez had teams that wanted to sign him. Nobody is going to want Balotelli or be willing to pay what Liverpool are if he's shit again.
>>51529429
>doesn't do anything other than score goals
there's a probably with this?
>>51529321
good post
>>51528598
Rhodes is much better than Balotelli
>>51529454
>>51529456
They're not doing it for the money you fucks. They were broke when they signed him. He's just shit, that's all there is to it. Man City couldn't wait to get rid of him.
>Natalie Sawyer nominated by Duncan Ferguson
>>51529449
>you will never watch true detective for the first time again
>>51529224
Verratti is an overrated cunt.
He can't defend to save his life, he can't have a full match without taking a yellow, and he takes way too much risks, claiming it's part of his football and that he won't change that. By taking risks I mean dribbling between three players in your own area.
>>51529358
Atleast try.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcuAw77J8_Y
If Liverpool had signed Balo instead of Balo, he would be the one at Barcelona right now, and we'd be signing Suarez from Ajax for 17 million. We just KNOW how to deal with problem players. Suarez, Collymore, Barnes. All world class players that lostall personal demons at this magical club
LRL is Balo really the best striker you guys got?
>>51529484
>he doesn't follow current events
shiggity diggity doo
>>51529475
Forgot link
https://twitter.com/rbarkley20/status/502454609151918082
>>51529496
Immobile, Destro and Rossi are better
>>51529479
You can take the man out of the Zeman football but you can't take the Zeman football out of a man.
>>51529358
love this
LAILAHAILLALLAH
>>51529477
i know the feel all too well
>>51529510
>Destro
literally who?
It seems Roma wants Chiriches to replace Benatia.
>>51529508
>he nominated Hayley McQueen
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
finally
>>51529358
Dare to Malky Mackay.
>>51529477
I haven't seen it. That scene was intense.
nice dubs btw
Stop posting this icebucket shit. Literally no one cares.
>>51529125
>insulting one of the most based human beings
>>51529131
Verratti looks like a Morrowind character. Like a badly rendered version of an actual person.
>>51529540
Hayley McQueen @HayleyMcQueen 20 uur
Been nominated by many so will take up #icebucketchallenge this week but keen not lose the message in all the fun @macmillancancer #MND #ALS
>>51529554
Will Malky ever get a good job again?
>>51529380
tbh I don't get the Australian humor either
>>51528634
shane long is irish
>>51529532
He's a football player
>>51529529
>mfw we didnt get to see the ritual shit
>>51529532
>>51529510
why would a mobile phone be better than mario balotelli? in what way?
>>51529529
>>51529603
S2 when
Who will win the transfer window?
Da SBS
>>51529603
mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YWXjJ-VstY
>>51528634
Shane Long is a better buy than Balotelli.
what's the verdict on balotelli for liverpool
>>51529636
>rio
>>51529603
Reminder Adam Sandler was in talks to star in a S2 episode.
Should of gone to United
>>51529636
>Rio Ferdinand in the top 10
>muh pass accuracy
>muh tackles
>cost them the game last weekend
>>51529636
id say liverpool but they might have done a spurs
we will see
>>51529666
>of
>>51529629
its gonna be shit since it was supposed to just be a mini series.
>>51529650
lel
>>51529636
liverpool have won it, but whether thats a good thing or not, we will see
>>51529666
Wouldn't get in the team.
>>51529666
>Should of
>>51529440
It's being reported as a £3m loss.
Balotelli's definitely an above average player, he's no mug.
Whether Liverpool can control his behaviour is another issue, and usually what lets him down.
Just wait and see if he plays in the Man City game, it'll be worth watching just for him.
what's the verdict on the french revolution?
>>51529636
>van Aanholt
Why is Chelsea such a dumb club
>>51529650
I'm mixed about it. Balotelli is a great character, always does something entertaining/stupid and I'm glad he's back in the PL (at a different club to the one I support). One the other hand, I can't say that Lambert is Suarez's replacement any more.
>>51529705
How could it be a 3m loss if they bought him for 22m?
Where's does the "could of" thing comes from anyway?
It doesn't even sound the same way.
>>51529728
could've can sound like could of
This is your daily reminder that Liverpool Football Club replaced the striker Luis Suarez with Mario Balotelli
>>51529680
Not to mention PvA going missing for West Brom's 2nd goal.
>>51529728
"Could've" sounds similar to "Could of"
>>51529735
it's not the same mane :c
>>51529735
feels good
>>51529706
No one gives a shit about the french
>>51529735
That's what this whole thread is about jackass
GODDAMMIT I CANNOT CATCH ARTICUNO
also, Alex Song to Everton
what's the verdict on the human migration out of africa?
>>51529735
It's better than I thought they'd get tbh.Was expecting Bony and the hilarious damage control on here.
>>51529735
This is your daily reminder that Liverpool Football Club replaced one huge cunt with another.
Fixed
>>51529100
There should be an option to show OPs only
>>51529759
Bony is a much better player than Balotelli
>>51529770
There is
/^Australia$/;op:no;
>>51529763
Oh boy, can't wait to get refballed out of a win at Anfield again.
>>51529759
>babbies think Balotelli is better than Bony
xD so banterous! what a LAD amirite? *tips snapback*
how soon can balotelli play in the pl
>the signing of the season
oh god my sides
>>51529789
As soon as he's been registered.
>>51529781
>/^Australia$/;op:no;
thank you mang
>>51529705
Jesus I can imagine him insisting an some sort of clause stipulating that he is guaranteed to start in the City game hence why it is moving so fast.
I know he is gonna piss me off at times but I am just hoping the entertainment is worth it.
>>51529756
>not putting him to sleep and using false swipe
>>51529759
Bony isn't that good
>>51529784
>*tips snapback*
Stop trying to force a meme fake fitizen
>>51529793
>implying balotelli isn't an egotistical mercenary
>>51529784
>>51529793
On /sp/ you can disregard most deluded Liverpool posts as people pretending to be Liverpool fans to make the fanbase look bad but it's harder elsewhere. These people are actually nutters
>>51529818
but thats the only reason you rate balotelli you chino wanker
>>51529756
>Playing Gen 1
>>51529816
he isn't good at all
>chris herd getting called up to the national team
i thought he hadn't played in like a year
>>51529726
BBC says £19m. Maybe it was 22m in euros?
I read liverpool are buying for £16m
>>51529793
he might be, although it is unlikely. he has the potential.
not a liverpool btw
>>51528534
>He's not even that good
He's a world class striker when he puts in effort. He's not worth the trouble though, since he exhibits that around 5% of the time
>>51529841
injured but ability has always been there
>>51529841
He played a friendly recently I think.
I can't remember if he's left Villa or not. He's not going to get much playing time if he hasn't
>>51529845
>he might be
so could anyone though really
>>51529835
Go and get a job fake fitizen, being a NEET has rotted your brain.
>>51529850
im surprised he's managed to reach 25 without a single cap
>>51529853
>fake fitizen
you dont know what you're talking about
>>51529429
>thinking scousers go on rawk
Its only wools like kopology who go on that shit.
>>51528757
a tin of tuna is 100-200 cals and protein shakes are never that calorie filled unless you put oil or mass gainer in
>>51529856
more established players in his position/s
>>51529816
>false swipe
bitch im playing on my gameboy color
>hypnosis won't work
>piece of shit kills my vileplume with one move
>thrunder shock isn't paralyzing him
>jolteon just kills him with two moves
>throw fucking 30 ultraballs at the piece of shit and they all miss
WHY IS LIFE SO HARD
Di Maria to man utd
>>51529845
He won't come close to based Fabregas.
>>51529400
>>51529423
faggots
>get rid of the most controversial striker in the league
>replace him with the previous most controversial striker in the league
Liverpool confirmed as master banter handlers
>>51529636
There's only one real winner in this... not >us.
>>51529874
That was supposed to be a complement. Kind of.
You now remember Balotelli v Arsenal
>>51529873
probably not but maybe he will. fabregas was also ~£10 million more.
>>51528409
What did you expect? they do it >for free
>>51529246
lel even Scholes thinks you are fucked. Enjoy struggling for the Europa League spot every season while based Mario fires Liverpool to the league title.
>>51529885
i dont
the red card?
>>51529882
Jack Rodwell could be alright
>>51529885
nah i dont
>>51529336
Fucking hell is this LRL?
>>51529889
>not costa
>>51529336
LRL GOING HAM
Based
>>51529882
those outs are so good. they got rid of a lot of deadwood shitters. i still watch the epl for clubs like sunderland. they still make football exciting and enjoyable.
>>51529909
Yes.Being uncharacteristically a dolt.
>>51529882
Cheer up m8, Liverpool getting Balotelli pretty much confirms you will get Borini....lel
muh dick
if Brenny can turn Sturridge into a top class striker imagine what he could do with Balotelli
>>51529872
Get a scyther or farfetch'd then and make it learn false swipe. It's there, I used FS on my Crystal Save. Or use haunter's curse and wait for 5 turns. An in-game algorithm yields max catch rate for the 5th turn, and just that turn.
On a related note, United and AdM can't seem to agree with the wages, but that should be sorted out soon. The hard part is getting the club to sell.
GUYS
OI GUYS
YOU NOW REMEMBER MARIO SCORED 6 (SIX) GOALS FROM OPEN PLAY LAST SEASON
>>51529926
Borini won't come thankfully, hopefully Congerton can find someone better to splash the cash on.
>16 million for Balotelli
>instantly get 12 of that back from Sunderland for Borini
Seems pretty good to me lads
>>51529894
Alright I was annoyed at how quick liverpool concluded their deals, but I'm 110% positive that you won't win the league, even prime Torres+Alonso+Masch+Gerrard couldn't do that
>>51529931
are you excited fiti?
balotelli is a big guy
>>51529935
bro, fasle swipe is not on gen 1
di maria asked to leave, he'd be worth any amount, the club has to sell him
>>51529949
You people need to lay off the FIFA and realise how Balotelli could be getting paid 3 times Borni's wages.
who
/prideofthemidlands/
here
>>51529949
>>instantly get 12 of that back from Sunderland for Borini
i don't get it, didn't he already turn sunderland down
>>51529968
serious influx of fifa babbies in the thread today
>>51529943
>in the worst Milan team for years
YOU NOW REMEMBER THAT HE HAS A ONE IN LESS THAN THREE GAMES GOAL RECORD AT ALL LEVELS, INCLUDING INTERNATIONALS
>>51529953
How does it feel to know that literally no Man United players would even make it into the Liverpool starting 11?
r8 my oc lads
>>51529862
Anyone associated to Liverpool is a Scouser to them mongs. It's like how mancs call Suarez a scouse cunt.
>>51529962
>gen 1
Just play FireRed or LeafGreen, man. The Lavender Town theme gives me the creeps.
>>51529974
Wolves?
>>51529974
I'm off to St. Andrews on Wednesday.
>>51529968
1.5x
>>51529994
Made me smile.
remember when spurs would have come in by now with a bid,
how things have changed
>>51529992
Don't get me started. Suarez was the only good thing Liverpool had last year. Sturridge is yet to prove his worth alone
>>51529976
Poyet pretty much confirmed he'd be going if Liverpool brought in a new striker
>>51529962
Post full team.
>>51529991
there were strikers on worse teams that scored better than he did
>>51529994
10/10, lel.
>>51529974
:3
I don't like how optimistic I am right now.
I CAN'T WAIT FOR MARIO BANTERTELLY TO BRING BANTER TO MY TELLY EVERY SINGLE DAY LOL I SURE AM SO EXCITED JUST RANG Y MATES AND TOLD THEM WE'RE GOING TO GO OUT FOR SOME BANTER TO CELEBRATE MAYBE GO TO A MEAT SHOP AND THROW DARTS AT PEOPLE IT WILL BE A BALO-DELI BECAUSE OF ALL THE SUPER MARIO BANTER HAHA SUPERMARIO LIKE THE VIDEOGAME CHARCATER BUT MARIO DOESN'T SAVE PRINCESSES HE CHEATS ON THEM WHICH IS BANTEROUS BECAUSE MARIO IS DOING IT AND HE IS BANTER I CAN'T WAIT FOR @SUPERFOOTYMKULTRABANTERBANTERBANTER TO TELL ME ABOUT BALOTELLIS LATEST ADVENTURES MAYBE HE WILL BANTER ON HILLSBOROUGH BY CAUSING A STADIUM CRUSH THATS OUR MARIO ALWAYS BANTERING NEVER GET A FAN TO RING BECAUSE MARIO WILL BANTER HIM SO HARD I SURE CAN'T WAIT FOR BALOTELLI TO BREAK THE LAW MULTIPLE TIMES IT WILL BE SO FUNNY WHEN HE DOES AND WHEN ALL MY FRIENDS TRY TO COPY HIS 'BANTER' AGAIN LIE THEY DID WHEN HE WAS AT CITY IT SURE WAS FUNNY WHEN MY FATHER BOUGHT ME A 'WHY ALWAYS ME' UNDERPANTS FOR MY BIRTHDAY BECAUSE I SUPPORT MANCHESTER UNITED AND HE FORCED ME TO WALK AROUND THE HOUSE IN THEM EVEN THOUGH WE HAD FEMALE GUESTS OVER AND I HAVE ACNE ON MY THIGHS AND THEY BULLIED ME FOR MONTHS ABOUT IT AND EVERYONE IN MY TOWN CALL ME PUSSLEGS HAHA THANKS MARIO FOR THE BANTER DAMN I AM EXCITED THANKS BRITAIN FOR THE BANTER CULTURE IT HAS REALLY HELPED MY LIFE XDDDD
https://www.fb.com/photo.php?v=576797995799070
>brenny blowing ABLs the fuck out
genial.
>>51530041
Great post
do foreign liverpool fans know how scummy the club and the fans are?
>>51530019
Lol
>>51529994
i really enjoyed this meme, anon!
>>51530042
I don't have a facebook license
post the pic please?
>>51530053
You would have thought so with the amount of times Ilshbreh gets mentioned
>>51530019
11 games without Suarez last season. Liverpool won 10, including beating United.
Every position apart from goal keeper, Liverpool are better than United. Now that Mario is here it's not even a contest. United can't make top 4 now.
>>51530055
Gib jaffapuci
>>51530033
lol i don't have any optimism about this season or next if we are signing shitters like senderos and cole...
>>51530059
Video of Brenny laughing at ABL scum.
Quick reminder that Balotelli is at best Liverpool's fourth best choice, and is a desperation buy.
Cavani, Falcao and Lavezzi wanted nothing to do with them
>>51530041
>pusslegs
lel
>>51530094
Lavezzi a shit though.
>>51530062
>mentioning hillsborough makes somebody scummy
Inb4 The S*n lies
>>51530059
Ross McCormack to Fulham - £11M
Shane Long to Southampton - £12M
Mario Balotelli to Liverpool - £16M
brenny laughs at the preposterous lack of transfer ability by his fellow managers.
>>51530088
Senderos looked pretty solid against Stoke though, but I'm hoping Okore will start instead of him in the future
Cole might be okay, he's playing on Saturday so we'll have to see.
>>51530072
Liverpool's fullbacks are shit, although atm, our CBs and yours are equally not up to the task
Gerrard isn't getting younger
Sterling and Januzaj are equally good youth prospects
Coutinho/Allen can't even come close to Juan Mata
Sturridge and Balotelli can't possibly rival a fit Rooney+RVP.
>>51530072
liverpool had nothing but the league to concentrate on m8
>>51530104
oh look its the false flagging marseille poster
>>51530094
Everyone of those 3 pussies you mention is shit, at least Balotelli has balls and will entertain us. I welcome his transfer.
>>51530104
FOR paris saint-germain football clUb
>>51530115
So the most expensive player is also the worst
I don't get it
>>51530120
agreed
ABUs BTFO
>>51530041
Extremely underrated post.
>>51530094
They clearly needed a striker. Cavani and Falcao would be 40+ plus. Balotelli was a lot better than I thought they would do at striker.
>>51530115
Ross MCormack isn't going to be on wages over a hundred grand, dipshit.
>>51530115
Southampton got the best deal though
>>51530123
And now
>we
have attained a substantial amount of depth in comparison to last season, which will make juggling CL and League football much easier.
>>51530115
>12 million for Shane Long
I lel everytiem
>>51530019
>reading gossip about Balotelli to Liverpool this morning
>laugh it off
>get back from work
>£16m
This is either going to work amazingly well or be a catastrophe.
Didn't Balotelli say he hated England?
>>51530120
>Coutinho/Allen can't even come close to Juan Mata
Not even a Liverpool fan but this isn't true. Mata is shit but LVG has to play him because some clown paid 40m for him
>>51530125
What?
no.
>replace a world class striker with another world class striker
>makes 60 million profit
Brenny is a genius
>>51530118
i just expected more
villa have enough money to buy genuine quality but i suppose nobody wants to go to a mid-low table club
i don't care though in reality because i enjoy watching them for what they are
> Blackburn interested in Leicester's Chris Wood
> Leicester officially replied "My sides"
>>51530151
Which means relying heavily on players who haven't displayed how good they can be playing together.Stop counting your chickens before they hatch.
>>51530130
the joke is that balotelli is light years ahead of the other 2 in terms of ability, is younger and cost marginally more.
>>51530145
it's a good thing we're discussing transfer fees then, isn't it?
>>51530120
Coutinho is better then mata, mata hasn't done jack shit
RVP is old news also, he's only getting worse and he looked invisible many times during the WC
I don't even like liverpool.
holy shit i though man u fans were deluded, goddamn
>>51530166
Mata was the league's most admired CAM when he was at Chelsea, don't lie
>>51530042
love how people just look at the price and can decide whether it's a 'deal' or not without factoring any of the context whatsoever. fucking dolts
>>51530120
>Sterling and Januzaj are equally good youth prospects
There are people on /sp/ who actually believe this.
>>51530163
Liverpool is Irish, m8.
>>51530174
I'm a liverpool fan, but Balotelli is not a fucking world class striker
>>51530174
>another world class striker
Once every 20 games maybe. The other 19 he's dogshit.
>>51530163
If he hated England when he lived in Manchester he's going to commit sudoku from living in Liverpool
you faggots need to get facebook the delusion is delicious
>>51530166
God, did you think Berbatov was shit as well?
>Balotelli is only 24 years old, younger than Sturridge
>>51530171
lavezzi is a fucking amazing
maybe he hasn't show it at psg but maybe you weren't watching football when he was at napoli
he would walk into any epl starting 11
>>51530197
He was last time he was in the premiership
>>51530177
I think there's going to be one more signing incoming. Hopefully an attacking mid so we have more than the 6 games that Joe Cole is going to play covered.
>>51530185
>Stop counting your chickens before they hatch
>Chickens
>Not eggs
Lel, what a pleb.
>>51530163
thought he said he hated the media not the country
>>51530187
>Disregarding wages
Fuck sake.Please, PLEASE can the fifa babies just make their own thread for a while? It's painful now.
>>51530125
>>51530129
Australia filtered.
>>51530192
And Chelsea got rid of him because they knew he was shit.
>>51530211
but he wasn't in Italy
>>51530174
lambert isn't that good m8
>>51530208
napoli lavezzi was 10 years ago
>>51530187
McCormack has performed much better than Balotelli in the last few season and he cost much less. And he's only a bit of a problem child
>>51530136
It's been rated adequately
>>51530206
Sturridge is also 24 m80
>>51530211
Was he?
>>51530224
Is Liverpool in Italy or England?
>>51530203
torres = carroll + £15m
carroll = torres - £15m
torres = £50m
carroll = £50m - £15m
carroll = £35m
*tip-o-t'fedora*
>>51530223
He isn't shit. Mourinho will regret selling him.
>>51530233
lel, in a mickey mouse 2nd tier league
>>51530219
wages are never mentioned when discussing transfers, fuck off nerd.
>>51530221
cmon that was good
>>51530243
Ireland
>>51530214
>6 games that Joe Cole is going to play
lol that's what i mean, i don't want to see villa become one of those clubs that sign shit like that every season. it gets you relegated like qpr, fulham and countless others.
>>51530120
>Gerrard isn't getting any younger but is still better than United's non-existent midfield
fixed
>Soldado starting tonight for Spurs
>tfw no new signings
And yet some of our deluded fans think we can get top four
>>51530243
Ireland
>>51530203
I hate this argument, they could have spent £35m on good players yet they spent it on Carroll
>that glorious feel when liverpool won't win shit again this year
>>51530211
Hahahahaahahaha
>>51530245
Why would he want Mata when he has Fabregs?
>>51530245
>Mourinho will regret selling him.
no he wont, and he's done nothing of worth at united
>>51530256
Yea I know Balotelli was in a mickey mouse 2nd tier league but we were talking about McCormack
>>51530271
spuds think top 4 every season though
>>51530264
The sooner the club gets sold the better
>>51530041
8/10
>
>>47871506
>>51530120
Sterling is absolutely miles better than Januzaj m9
>>51530238
Sturridge will be 25 next month
Balotelli will be 24 for another 11 months
>>51530243
my point is, last season he was shit and until he proves me wrong, he's still shit
>>51530245
he won't, mata simply doesn't fit mourinho's scheme
>>51530276
it's just something liverpool fans say to make it seem carroll wasn't the flop of the decade
>sterling and januzaj are equally good youth prospects
My sides
>>51530277
ABL gimmick doesn't have the same effect from american bandwagoners
time for a new gimmick m8
>>51530287
that doesn't work on any level, the championshit is literally irrelevant. teams can't even qualify for the champions league in it lel
Why do people think Sterling is good?
>>51530289
i'm sure it's the board and not just lerner. lerner seems to give out enough money if the board/manager want to spend it properly.
>>51530322
Why do people think Januzaj is as good?
>>51530309
>sterling and januzaj are equally good youth prospects
ABL Flip does it again.
>>51530310
its not a gimmick, i find it hilarious that these cunts actually think they will accomplish anything this year, can't wait until monday
>>51530322
because he is? and he's only 19
>>51530331
Good answer to my question mate. Really.
>>51530292
Januzaj is just another young pacy winger. Stirling is the English Messi.
>>51530322
he is a class player. his positioning, vision and touch are amazing for a young player.
if he played for arsenal you would be all over his cock.
Is Milan kill? Are they a shit club now?
>there are legitimately people who think balo is better than rooney
>Mata is now factually shit
And Chelsea fans wonder where this stuff about being plastic sheep who worship Mou over the club comes from.If Rafa made those switches there would be riots.Well not riots but those fans would have a rather harsh food-fight with those prawn sarnies.
>>51530331
He scored two goals against Sunderland last year, don't you remember?
>>51530322
he's good for an english youth
>>51530361
>now
>>51528643
All of our country's porn are shaky and its highlights overblown.
>>51530362
£300,000
>>51530359
Wouldn't want that nigger anywhere near my club. Walcott, Ox, Ozil and Sanchez are all a billion times better than that overrated little faggot.
>>51530315
Still sounds like Serie A, mate
>>51530374
this is top bait
but then again only an arsenal retard could think something like that
>>51530372
not to mention most of it in .3gp
goddamit.
>>51530363
oh yeah he's been fucking impressive at united, lighting shit up
he was amazing at chelsea and at the time it seemed like a stupid move, but it was the right call
>>51530374
>flopchez
>tfw Twitter has better bantz then /tran/ now
>>51530379
you can qualify for the champions league if you play in serie a, might wanna get your eyes tested bud ;)
>>51530363
Because an interim manager with no long term plan shouldn't sell one of your best players. If a proven manager, possibly the greates in the world, with a long term plan does it then it's fine.
test
>>/tv/47871506
>>51530373
>6 (six) open play goals
>>51530374
Walcott, Ox and why is there a space between that and Sanchez?
>>51530361
We've been shit since 2011, m9.
>>51530384
Good retort. Enjoy your pacebabby.
>>51530390
>genuinely thinking this
This is why /trans/ is shit
>>51530409
need three.
>>>/tv/47871506
>>51530409
keep trying man
>>51530363
he has been fucking terrible at united
>>51530392
>mfw crystal palace are going to be relegated
>>51530409
its >>> not >>
>>51530416
i dont support liverpool but thanks, i will enjoy bent and gabby.
>>51530401
You can qualify for the Champions League from the Welsh Premier League, does that make it relevant?
>>51530374
>nigger
>Sanogo gets spoiled with games despite being gash
Nice try cucksal
>>51530417
alright
Is the Spurs match on TV anywhere
>>51530424
jesus christ bill pls
>>51530446
what are they playing
>>51530437
lel, just shows how irrelevant the championship is.
>>51530421
>>51530427
>>51530431
trolled xD
>>51530415
But are they now permanently shit? Thought they may just be going through a rough patch
>>51530454
Football.
>>51530464
oh fucked its malaysian le epic troll man
GTFO
>>51530470
mmm but what competition
>>51530470
>>51530464
>>51530457
this is great banter
>>51530340
Who do you support m8?
>>51530465
N O M O N E Y
O
M
O
N
E
Y
>>51530483
Greek Super Cup
>>51530411
HAHA
OH MY GOD
HE DIDN'T
DID HE REALLY?
IT'S THE INVISIBLE OZIL MEME AGAIN
ITS MY FUCKING FAVOURITE MEME OF ALL TIME
HA!
BECAUSE
YOU KNOW
OZIL IS INVISIBLE!
EVEN THOUGH HE'S FUCKING AMAZING
HAHAHA IM SO JEALOUS HAHAHAHA!
OZIL!
OZIL IS SHIT XDDDD
But he isn't. He's the best attacking midfielder in the Premier League by miles. Is that jealousy I can taste on you? How many trophies has your shit club won? How many World Cup winners do you have in your team?
Mesut Ozil won the World Cup and he plays for The Arsenal. Stay fucking mad, stay fucking jelly and continue with your 'epic' memes. Because Ozil is the fucking beast and he WILL win the Premier League for us.
Get fucking rekt. inb4 mad.
>>51530485
it really is
>>51530483
Paul Gascoigne Memorial Trophy
>>51530498
ah, okay then
whatever you say, mate
rumors: jackson martinez to milan
>>51530498
fuck off JW10
>>51530498
mad
>>51530498
>>51530498
>He's the best attacking midfielder in the Premier League by miles.
>Yaya
>Mata
Get fucked
>>51530385
video/374/main-budak-bawah-umur
>>51530434
i wonder who
>>51530526
>>Mata
wrong proxy
>>51530526
Hazard is the best attacking midfielder in the Premiership. Yaya is a B2BM.
>>51530537
>bent and gabby
>chelsea
zdnek pls go
New Thread
>>>51530543
>>>51530543
>>>51530543
>>51530498
Thanks for propogating the autistic arsenal fan stereotype ya bellend
>>51530542
>Yaya is a B2BM
greatest meme since "its jays"
>>51530509
>>51530556
>not even 1k posts
>new thread
>balotelli
>25(5) apps
>14(8) goals
>16m
>immobile
>29(4) apps
>22(0) goals
>19m
who's the better signing /trans/
>>51530498
based king is back for this season
>>51530596
Hard to say, Balotelli is a better player so long as he performs to a high level
>>51530120
>Gerrard isn't getting any younger
Nobody except Benjamin Button is getting any younger you fucking retard
>>51530120
Mata hasn't done shit at United. Gerrard and Coutinho were great last season. Sterling is much better than Januzaj. Sturridge was second leading scorer in the EPL last season. RVP was out for most of the season because he's old and made of glass. You've lost your privilege to post you ABL cunt