>wanting balotelli back in the PL
He's everything that's wrong with the sport.
And he's not even that good.
>Complain about mods doing it for free for months on end
>It takes them not giving a fuck anymore to finally realize just how important they were to making this place remotely bearable.
You brought this on yourselves m8s.
>buying a 2 time Serie A and one time EPL reject
surely nothing can go wrong
I hate Balotelli and everything the fucking cunt stands for.
He commits crime.
He hurts women.
He is careless.
He is AN AWFUL role model.
He is an arrogant piece of shit.
He is an ugly twat.
He appeals to the fucking truelad crowd.
He is a monster
I hate him.
If Balotelli dies in a car crash, I will FUCKING LAUGH
Why always you?
Because YOU ARE A FUCKING DICKHEAD
>Mario Balotelli's agent arrives in England to thrash out a £17.6m transfer to Liverpool, according to reports.
>AC Milan's TV channel confirms that the club are in talks with Liverpool regarding the sale of striker Mario Balotelli.
>Mario Balotelli reportedly confirms that he is leaving AC Milan amid suggestions that Liverpool are in talks to sign the striker.
>Carlo Ancelotti reveals that midfielder Angel di Maria has rejected a new contract at Real Madrid and has asked to leave.
>Louis van Gaal is eyeing up a bid for £12m-rated Cruziero midfielder Lucas Silva, according to a report.
>Everton manager Roberto Martinez suggests that his summer spending may be over after admitting that he is "happy" with his current squad.
>Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger hints that he may try to sign a defensive midfielder and another defender before the transfer window closes.
>West Ham United manager Sam Allardyce reveals that the club are in the market for defensive cover.
>Watford midfielder Lewis McGugan is reportedly wanted by a trio of clubs.
>Italian media reports indicate Verratti might move from PSG to FC Bayern München, because they want Di Maria.
BALOTELLI LEAVES MILANELLO
MILAN - Mario Balotelli drove out of Milanello at 13.30 after saying good-bye to his team-mates and the club's press staff.
Those money could have been donated without showing to the world that you did and without throwing water on your head.
It's not a matter of being miserable cunt, it's a matter of looking at a bunch of idiots throwing water on their head because the internet said so.
care to elaborate?
PSG deep minded midfielders:
PSG offensive midfielders:
>cabaye (if needed)
From the pictures posted on /sp/ I reckon Arsene is the Matthew McConaughey of coaches and would take every chance to show his sexy side...
I have filtered every single tripcode on this board and now I've finally settled to filter Australia as well.
You guys wouldn't believe it. It's like /sp/ has suddenly turned into a decent board.
You should give it a shot, just saying.
>Those money could have been donated without showing to the world that you did
No it couldn't.People want their pat on the back,love being attention whores and being part of something viral.Celebrities love easy PR.
This would never have happened without the stupid gimmick and thinking otherwise would make you the only idiot.So as I said you should live with how things are and stop being a miserable cunt.
>implying he's not a tank
actually rating balotelli is a surefire way to spot someone that knows fuck all about football and gets all their information from FIFA and Sport Bible.
you faggots are embarrassing, my god. why do you think Milan want to make a 6m loss on a player they only signed over a year ago?
>doesn't do anything other than score goals
there's a probably with this?
They're not doing it for the money you fucks. They were broke when they signed him. He's just shit, that's all there is to it. Man City couldn't wait to get rid of him.
Verratti is an overrated cunt.
He can't defend to save his life, he can't have a full match without taking a yellow, and he takes way too much risks, claiming it's part of his football and that he won't change that. By taking risks I mean dribbling between three players in your own area.
If Liverpool had signed Balo instead of Balo, he would be the one at Barcelona right now, and we'd be signing Suarez from Ajax for 17 million. We just KNOW how to deal with problem players. Suarez, Collymore, Barnes. All world class players that lostall personal demons at this magical club
i know the feel all too well
>mfw we didnt get to see the ritual shit
It's being reported as a £3m loss.
Balotelli's definitely an above average player, he's no mug.
Whether Liverpool can control his behaviour is another issue, and usually what lets him down.
Just wait and see if he plays in the Man City game, it'll be worth watching just for him.
I'm mixed about it. Balotelli is a great character, always does something entertaining/stupid and I'm glad he's back in the PL (at a different club to the one I support). One the other hand, I can't say that Lambert is Suarez's replacement any more.
Not to mention PvA going missing for West Brom's 2nd goal.
GODDAMMIT I CANNOT CATCH ARTICUNO
also, Alex Song to Everton
>the signing of the season
oh god my sides
Jesus I can imagine him insisting an some sort of clause stipulating that he is guaranteed to start in the City game hence why it is moving so fast.
I know he is gonna piss me off at times but I am just hoping the entertainment is worth it.
On /sp/ you can disregard most deluded Liverpool posts as people pretending to be Liverpool fans to make the fanbase look bad but it's harder elsewhere. These people are actually nutters
bitch im playing on my gameboy color
>hypnosis won't work
>piece of shit kills my vileplume with one move
>thrunder shock isn't paralyzing him
>jolteon just kills him with two moves
>throw fucking 30 ultraballs at the piece of shit and they all miss
WHY IS LIFE SO HARD
Di Maria to man utd
>get rid of the most controversial striker in the league
>replace him with the previous most controversial striker in the league
Liverpool confirmed as master banter handlers
There's only one real winner in this... not >us.
Get a scyther or farfetch'd then and make it learn false swipe. It's there, I used FS on my Crystal Save. Or use haunter's curse and wait for 5 turns. An in-game algorithm yields max catch rate for the 5th turn, and just that turn.
On a related note, United and AdM can't seem to agree with the wages, but that should be sorted out soon. The hard part is getting the club to sell.
I don't like how optimistic I am right now.
I CAN'T WAIT FOR MARIO BANTERTELLY TO BRING BANTER TO MY TELLY EVERY SINGLE DAY LOL I SURE AM SO EXCITED JUST RANG Y MATES AND TOLD THEM WE'RE GOING TO GO OUT FOR SOME BANTER TO CELEBRATE MAYBE GO TO A MEAT SHOP AND THROW DARTS AT PEOPLE IT WILL BE A BALO-DELI BECAUSE OF ALL THE SUPER MARIO BANTER HAHA SUPERMARIO LIKE THE VIDEOGAME CHARCATER BUT MARIO DOESN'T SAVE PRINCESSES HE CHEATS ON THEM WHICH IS BANTEROUS BECAUSE MARIO IS DOING IT AND HE IS BANTER I CAN'T WAIT FOR @SUPERFOOTYMKULTRABANTERBANTERBANTER TO TELL ME ABOUT BALOTELLIS LATEST ADVENTURES MAYBE HE WILL BANTER ON HILLSBOROUGH BY CAUSING A STADIUM CRUSH THATS OUR MARIO ALWAYS BANTERING NEVER GET A FAN TO RING BECAUSE MARIO WILL BANTER HIM SO HARD I SURE CAN'T WAIT FOR BALOTELLI TO BREAK THE LAW MULTIPLE TIMES IT WILL BE SO FUNNY WHEN HE DOES AND WHEN ALL MY FRIENDS TRY TO COPY HIS 'BANTER' AGAIN LIE THEY DID WHEN HE WAS AT CITY IT SURE WAS FUNNY WHEN MY FATHER BOUGHT ME A 'WHY ALWAYS ME' UNDERPANTS FOR MY BIRTHDAY BECAUSE I SUPPORT MANCHESTER UNITED AND HE FORCED ME TO WALK AROUND THE HOUSE IN THEM EVEN THOUGH WE HAD FEMALE GUESTS OVER AND I HAVE ACNE ON MY THIGHS AND THEY BULLIED ME FOR MONTHS ABOUT IT AND EVERYONE IN MY TOWN CALL ME PUSSLEGS HAHA THANKS MARIO FOR THE BANTER DAMN I AM EXCITED THANKS BRITAIN FOR THE BANTER CULTURE IT HAS REALLY HELPED MY LIFE XDDDD
11 games without Suarez last season. Liverpool won 10, including beating United.
Every position apart from goal keeper, Liverpool are better than United. Now that Mario is here it's not even a contest. United can't make top 4 now.
Ross McCormack to Fulham - £11M
Shane Long to Southampton - £12M
Mario Balotelli to Liverpool - £16M
brenny laughs at the preposterous lack of transfer ability by his fellow managers.
Liverpool's fullbacks are shit, although atm, our CBs and yours are equally not up to the task
Gerrard isn't getting younger
Sterling and Januzaj are equally good youth prospects
Coutinho/Allen can't even come close to Juan Mata
Sturridge and Balotelli can't possibly rival a fit Rooney+RVP.
They clearly needed a striker. Cavani and Falcao would be 40+ plus. Balotelli was a lot better than I thought they would do at striker.
>reading gossip about Balotelli to Liverpool this morning
>laugh it off
>get back from work
This is either going to work amazingly well or be a catastrophe.
Didn't Balotelli say he hated England?
i just expected more
villa have enough money to buy genuine quality but i suppose nobody wants to go to a mid-low table club
i don't care though in reality because i enjoy watching them for what they are
> Blackburn interested in Leicester's Chris Wood
> Leicester officially replied "My sides"
the joke is that balotelli is light years ahead of the other 2 in terms of ability, is younger and cost marginally more.
it's a good thing we're discussing transfer fees then, isn't it?
Coutinho is better then mata, mata hasn't done jack shit
RVP is old news also, he's only getting worse and he looked invisible many times during the WC
I don't even like liverpool.
you faggots need to get facebook the delusion is delicious
>6 games that Joe Cole is going to play
lol that's what i mean, i don't want to see villa become one of those clubs that sign shit like that every season. it gets you relegated like qpr, fulham and countless others.
>that glorious feel when liverpool won't win shit again this year
>Mata is now factually shit
And Chelsea fans wonder where this stuff about being plastic sheep who worship Mou over the club comes from.If Rafa made those switches there would be riots.Well not riots but those fans would have a rather harsh food-fight with those prawn sarnies.
Because an interim manager with no long term plan shouldn't sell one of your best players. If a proven manager, possibly the greates in the world, with a long term plan does it then it's fine.
>mfw crystal palace are going to be relegated
OH MY GOD
DID HE REALLY?
IT'S THE INVISIBLE OZIL MEME AGAIN
ITS MY FUCKING FAVOURITE MEME OF ALL TIME
OZIL IS INVISIBLE!
EVEN THOUGH HE'S FUCKING AMAZING
HAHAHA IM SO JEALOUS HAHAHAHA!
OZIL IS SHIT XDDDD
But he isn't. He's the best attacking midfielder in the Premier League by miles. Is that jealousy I can taste on you? How many trophies has your shit club won? How many World Cup winners do you have in your team?
Mesut Ozil won the World Cup and he plays for The Arsenal. Stay fucking mad, stay fucking jelly and continue with your 'epic' memes. Because Ozil is the fucking beast and he WILL win the Premier League for us.
Get fucking rekt. inb4 mad.
Mata hasn't done shit at United. Gerrard and Coutinho were great last season. Sterling is much better than Januzaj. Sturridge was second leading scorer in the EPL last season. RVP was out for most of the season because he's old and made of glass. You've lost your privilege to post you ABL cunt