>1-6 Pic related
>global 9-2
>Been on several ocassions at the last places.
>Always losing against Bayern and Dortmund.
Losing in that way in Champions League? Impossible.
>Hitler's favorite team
>Inb4 that autistic german tells me he didn't like soccer
>Yeah I called it soccer eurofags
>schalke
uhhh, sports are for butt munchkins
>>78077934
Tell him he's a cock muncher
Did somebody say Bears?
what went wrong?
even sampaoli can't fix them
> baseball isn't fun...
>>78077458
t. literally no one, ever
>>78077470
>Cmon anon we're having a blast out here
https://youtu.be/uMcfzTTKTaQ
remember this post because burrs are going to the super bowl
trubisky will have a top 10 passer rating
howard will have 2000+ yards from scrimmage
also general prediction thread
only /nfl/ and /heem/ allowed please since these are the only entertaining sports
dubs confirm OP
>>78076753
jeez oh man
My friends and I got roasted by 2 goals during our first mixed Futsul match.
How do we get better without offending the women on my team for their shitty bodies?
>>78076380
identify their best player and manmark him relentlessly
have a plan agreed on for who goes forward if you get a break vs who stays back, and rotate
do whatever you need to, up to and including fellatio, to find and retain a good goalkeeper
>>78076380
If it's coed, you have no choice. The girls need to at least know how to pass the ball back when they feel pressed.
Futsal, as long as you have decent shot on goal you can dominate it easily. Any good opening they give you, take the shots. The distances are short, and the goalies aren't amazing. It is easy to punish a defense that leaves you enough space to shoot.
>>78076380
Play as goalkeeper/linesman. Your friend should also be in defense. Let the girls as 3 Higuains up the field. Practice shots with them.
All right /sp/, the options are quite limited this time, help me come up with other than these 2:
The Apoel Annihilator
The Assassin of Apoel
>lets make fun of the UCL's top scorer of all time, who has more goals in the Knockout stage than group stage
very clever Honduras
>MISSI
>>78075731
rude desu
Missi is Luis' bff
>>78075853
>missi
wow, staying in Arsenal really depressed him
>>78075535
more reason to bench him, but Pizzi fucked up. Vidal also needed to be benched, dumbass prefers going to casinos
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
But seriously, how the FUCK do we fix this?
>>78075524
Why are Di Maria, Pastore & Banega still on the team? Fucking retards
>>78075705
>Di Maria, Pastore
>muh team chemistry
Can anyone make one of these for Messi? Barcelona and Argentina.
gotcha senpai
Step forward, Ricardo Caruso Lombardi.
>Messi is good
Starts in 30 minutes