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How many matches do you guys get on tinder? I read threads on bodybuilding.com where they state ridiculous numbers like 100 in a few days or 1500 overall...
Also post your photo if possible
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if youre attractive you get matches

if you're not attractive you don't

simple as that
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>>23269421
I'm asking about numbers. I do get matches
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>>23269421
Not really. My girl friends were just swiping yes to all kinds of ugly guys because they liked his bio. You should of said "if you are repulsive you get no matches"
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>>23269421
im attractive, I don't get matches. dont be bitter.
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I'm black, and i'm somehow doing pretty well on this app
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Bump
Post photos and how well you're faring with matches
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>>23269550
no shit, it's filled with mudsharks
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>>23269717
Lol never heard that one before
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Now that timestamps and last active are gone, how long do you wait after messaging a girl before unmatching?
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I get probably 3-4 matches a day but I've only messaged one girl because I actually knew her other than that I'm socially retarded. Give me advice, critique, and for fucks sake someone teach me how to open
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>>23269910
Don't slouch lol
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>>23269932
Would girls honestly swipe left for bad posture in a pic?
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I got 8 matches over the course of about 3 months.
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>>23269421
That's false, I'm average at best and I get 5-7 matches a day.
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i got like 4 matches over 1 month period
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>>23269421
>>23270201
Given I live in a college town, am tall, and have a good bio. I get "I loved your bio" all the time.
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>>23270207
but it's important that I live in Poland, and people here don't use tinder that much. what is more i swipe left most of the girls i see
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>>23270208
post bio then. Or at least a bit.
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Swipe right on everything. Don't even look. Whoever you match with start talking to even if they are a hideous ghoul.
This gives you some exposure to the types of girls out there and what does and doesn't keep a convo going.
It also gives you an idea of the type of girls who are swiping right on you.
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>>23270180
fuck yes, girls are very judgemental.
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>>23269332
Oh Oh I just made one anyone wanna help.w mine (Mines usually not this blurry.)
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>>23269910
somehow I already knew you were socially stunted just from these pics.. forced smile, weird poses, weird high school graduation photoshoot... the whole thing just screams shut-in. Maybe try some more natural photos?
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recently met up with some tinder bitch
>got to know her, she's actually a bretty cool person
>a week after we met, we netflixed and chilled, she turned out to be a freak in the sheets (my fetish 2bh fayum)
>a week after we fucked, we go to this pizza place
>she pays for the whole tab, even after I offered to help pay for it

Tried texting her after that point, but she started to ignore me, or give me one worded texts.

Oh well lads, at least i've gotten laid+free food out of this.
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Ok so here's mine,. Not a lot of photos as you can see and I'm not ready to go active until I've got a decent bio.

I decided against using my crappy general /soc/ pics and included ones with my cat and others socialising with actual people, those pics are four years old though =/
At least it doesn't look like I'm a NEET with no friends though.
I could probably do with some more pics, any tips?
If it's outdoor stuff, I'll need more time, like planning an event with someone I know and I'd prefer my hair to be a little longer than it is, I don't feel confident yet.
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>nobody ITT gets 70 matches a day
>people at bodybuilding.com do
Hmm...
At least I feel better now
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>>23269474
Grill here.
My process is about the same, if they're remotely attractive (like 6+/10) I check their page. No bio means anyone below an 9 gets the boot, bad bio means they get the boot regardless of looks, good bio even 6's get about a 70% chance of a like.
Oh, then I guess I swipe through the rest of the pics before making a final decision. If they have any of my red flag pictures (small children who I don't know the relation to is a big one. Not after any daddies) it's a no.
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>>23271442
eh I think most girls just judge by the first photo so I don't have any bio, also because I think it's pretentious and all that "le short and sweet" shit is unfunny
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>>23271442
what size benis do you prefer?
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When I was on tinder I had about 900ish matches.

I'm /fit/ which helps massively on tinder and unconventionally attractive which results in chicks either being not interested in the slightest or think I'm really hot.

I just swiped right on everyone while I took a dump each morning.
It's a waste of time reading anyone's profiles you haven't matched with.

Check out who I've matched with, unmatch the dudes and the bots then see who's left. If it's anyone interesting then messege them.

If you're a guy it's a numbers game and it's not in your favour.
Stopped tinder after I met my current girlfriend on fetlife.

Here's a tip I learnt. Don't use a clear face pic as your main picture, use something a bit more ambiguous. It will draw people into your profile much more.
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Remade mine about a week ago. At around 110 matches now. Over the two years I have been on it I have met up/slept with 2 girls. I mostly just mess around on it. Any advice for my profile would be appreciated.
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>>23271770
Your profile will most likely turn a lot of women off.... anything mentioning "the sheets," although often what they're looking for, doesn't scream "swipe right" but instead "I want your pussy and don't care about anything else."
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>>23271770
>110 matches in a week
What le fuck
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>>23271822
Idk I guess I just have that werid musician/artsy vibe some girls like.
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I got decent matches when I last used tinder ~6 months ago, at least maybe 1 or 2 a day, and that was with the radius only set to about 12 miles.

Made a new profile on Monday, with better pictures and a far better bio (before it was just edgy as fuck bio, photos and selfies) and with the distance set to 30 miles.
Trouble is I've only got 2 matches so far, and both of those were pretty much straight away (maybe an hour) after I set it up.

I'm not using the latest version (because the newest on android fucks up the picture quality), that's got to be the reason, r-right g-guys?
I'm not even getting matched with the boring uggos and chubbies like I used to ;__;
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>>23271859
Post your profile. I used to have a lot of matches on my old Tinder (a little over 500) but that was because I would basically say yes to anyone as long as they weren't like 300 lbs.
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>>23271859
Sure.
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Any suggestions? Good or bad, everything appreciated. Bio too long?

I get matches, I talk to them a bit but usually just stall out. How to go from playful conversation to potential meetup? Also im going to start swiping right everytime.
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>>23271045
If you could write a joke incorporating ukelele i think it would be helpful. Other than that, maybe consider a couple less pictures?
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>>23269910
forget about trying to get girls when youre actually talking to them, try only to amuse yourself but in a way that will draw them in. Try and get a picture of you having a good time with friends or something. anything with other people.
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>>23271922
>taking pictures when you're with friends
Normie tier
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>>23271770
picture 4 should be your main pic
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is it worth making a tinder if you're a friendless loser who doesn't know how to take pictures
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>>23271967
No, it will crush any self confidence you have.
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>>23271384
Some miscers are tinder gods
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>>23269910

My opening usually works: "I bet if you sit on my face I can eat my way to your heart"
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>>23271972
absolutely none
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>>23272065
I only got selfies and some 3 year old photos outside where you can't even see my face and I still got like 100 matches in a month
I've learned how to take good selfies though
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>>23272065
dont do it bro, being rejected by hundreds of women a day isn't good for your mind
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>>23269332
in a week I get about 200-300
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>>23272091
post profile
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>>23272079
i just started university again so i'm trying to find a way to meet people and talking to people irl is too much for my anxiety right now
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>>23269332
I got no bio, average 4 a day in a City where no one uses, so there are about 8 new girls a day in total... decent enough, without even showing off my /fit/ness levels
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>>23271859
>>23271869
Here's my profile for you guys to maul
No idea why the picture quality has gone so shitty
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>>23272140
looks really good hmm
and I have the same problem with blurry pics on screenshots, I know many people do too, but I haven't found a solution yet
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>>23272151
Quality looks fine on my phone, but if I update to the latest version, every picture literally looks that pixelated.

I'm just gonna pretend that my lack of matches is down to me using an old version and it generally being shitty or whatever
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>>23272140
you look rather handsome, I've seen far worse than you getting a lot of matches
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>>23272175
Thanks m8, makes me feel a little less shitty.

Fuck this app though, its just crashing my phone now and a space for "new matches" has appeared with nothing in it
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>>23269332
>How many matches do you guys get on tinder?
My real me?
Between 0.1 and 10 per day, dont know what makes those come in waves, or makes for dry periods.
so I was also inclined to believe that those high numbers are bullshit. I'm certainly no 10/10, but from all girls IRL I have heard that I am fairly OK.
So I made a catfish account with some 10/10 models pic's, two of them topless on the beach, showing off his fantastic abs and such.
Put my GPS to a big city (LA, for that matter), and now I'm swimming in pussy! (That I cant use, but oh well).
Maybe not 100 per day, but when I swipe a lot, I easily get 50+ per day! And my model is 30+ and I get 18 year olds, as well as 70 year old ladies, both of which normally give me their number within 10 messages or so, and even when I try to go totally over the top, not all of them say stop, but I am a quite good talker.
I had girls admitting to me that they are into being choked and dominated (and then they realize what they just said, and that the coffee date they had agreed to an hour earlier probably would take a different turn), I had 18 year olds discussing possible clit piercings with me, and I managed to get 50 year olds to strip for me on kik.

So to sum up:
>(LA?)women are as shallow as us guys, you just gotta be 100% hot and you need to be able to sweet talk them.

If you are not 100%, well, you gotta work some more, but talking is important too.
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Never get matches. Literally every match - and I mean literally - has been a spambot asking me to download another ap. It's so fucking depressing.
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632 in 2 months I've had it

Live in rural Britain so I don't get many matches unless I go to a city, that's when I get the majority of them. Makes me wonder how much better city life would be than farm life
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>>23272216
yeah but you're using photos of a 10/10 model and I somehow doubt most miscers are such models, and the majority of them claim to be getting like 100 matches a day like it's something casual
>dude lmao why you get so few matches XD
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>>23272252
post your profile m9
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>>23272271
Yeah, but that's the thing! You have some muscles and some abs and you are showing them, you get matches. Loads of them.
And that's were the work starts!
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>>23272280
Here you go lad
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>>23272299
Looks pretty good, I'm damn jealous of 600+ matches.

Reckon its better to have a serious bit of info or a jokey one liner as your bio?
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Been using the Bateman routine for bio lately, seems to work just as fine as my old, normal bio which leads me to believe that no one really cares about your bio (provided it isn't edgy)
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Like, one a week. But I'm also in Alaska, population is not in my favor.
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>>23271045
Remove the thing about being bored and throw in a question like: guess my favorite cheese.
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What do you do if you get good matches but don't know how to set up decent dates and/or hookups? Wasn't super outgoing before graduating so I kinda missed out on learning the ropes of this stuff.
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>>23269332
I get about 1-2 matches a month. It's not because I have a bad personality or are genetically shit, I am just really picky about people I talk to and I'm too set on the fact that I want a girl that is just my "type."
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>>23270463
It's just my height with a witty remark about what I could do with my size.

Then I go off about only super liking Natalie Portman and we all know they aren't her, so not to get flattered.

>Trick is I always use my super likes on babes :^)

I'm picky as hell. If you aren't white, attractive, or dont have a clear photo I swipe left.
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>>23273207
nice. some day I will cut and get some sexy beach ab pics.
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>>23271808
I disagree. It's a funny bio (for girls who aren't retarded.

im pretty sure ive already given this guy my 2 cents. choose a main pic that doesn't reveal you to be a manlet.
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One issue, is I'm pretty sure I was more attractive when I had hair a few weeks ago and girls don't like me now that I'm bald
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>>23271770
This motherfucker needs to make pick 3 or 4 his main photo and I love your bio

>preferably 4
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>>23269332

I have 100 matches over three weeks. A part of me is surprised because I half-assed my profile, and have had some really cute girls swipe first; still, it's starting to slow down. I'm more interested in harmless flirting and sharing a pint than sex, but the more people to talk with, the better.

What should I do?
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>>23273712
I have had about the same number of matches/time and you're pretty handsome so I guess it's not that bad
also same with slowing down
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>>23271770
All advice is bad. Your profile is perfect as is. Ive had a little over 50 matches but nothing other than 2 casual dates come from it
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>>23274359
Oh here's mine for reference I guess
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I'm a grill. Have 364 matches, started January 14th.
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>>23274376
ook merci pour ta contribution
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>>23271667
Maybe. I'm not sure I fit the profile of average tinder girl (actually I know I dont) but that's just my process. I like the bios because A it gives me at least something to talk about and some idea of who you are, and B it allows me to get a better feel if you're a psycho rapist murderer or something. But for chicks who already know they just wanna bang some random dude and don't care who as long as theyre hot I can see only needing the one pic.
>>23271696
Wouldn't know. Never had one.
I would assume on the average/smaller side though, big ones in porn and shit actually turn me off just looking at them.
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Tinder seems to have gotten kind of fucked up for me. I think I got bumped up in their ELO too much or something.

I used to get tons of average girls, and lots of matches. All of a sudden, 9/10 girls I see are really hot, and I can't get matches to save my life.
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>>23273301
Same here...
But the setting up dates part is somewhat easy to learn.
Just pick a date and a place and tell it to her. You dont need to be some alpha asshole, as in
>yo bitch, get your ass to 2nd street diner at 8 tonight
but you certainly shouldn't do something like
>well, I... I d-dont have anything to do all week, so we could like, err, m-meet, whereever and whenever you maybe have a little bit of time for me
Even if you have time all week, I'd still say something like
>How about we grab some beers at XX on thursday? I'm already busy on Wednesday. Or if you are spontaneous, we could also do tonight ;)
works most of the time.
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My tinder, not even that buff
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>>23273737
i would probably only go with one "women" joke. It kinda makes you sound like a misogynist...
I know you're not, but two jokes about it is gonna turn a whole bunch of women off. Get rid of the "i like my women ground up and in the freezer" line
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>>23275409
where do you live
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I get about a match per week, if that. Fite me.
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>>23275659
In a relatively big city, as the other guy pointed out it makes a big difference
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Send help.
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I partied with this chick a few times. Never hit on her because she had a boyfriend. Also hooked up with her best friend twice.

Who the fuck does this on Tinder? Thinking I should drop it but she seems pretty cool and I wanna go for it now that she's single. What do?
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I'm just gonna keep deluding myself and pretend that tinder is buggy.

I wanted to test this shit out by liking everyone, I'm not even getting matched with the actual gargoyles and half tonne land whales
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>>23277285
dude just b urself ;))))
no seriously, I don't get why you aren't getting matches, because I think you should
can you post your non-blurry profile picture?
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>>23277446
Here's a better version of that main profile pic. I've got other ones of me not looking at the camera, think those might be better?
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Is this a good photo? Also, I'm making a tinder for the first time. Any tips?

p.s. will not having an instagram make me less attractive?
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>>23278225 decent pic bro, background is kinda boring though. Try taking it in a different room with better lighting and no coat hanger in the back haha. And no, the no instagram thing has never stopped me from getting matches.
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>Lesbian

I haven't found matches in a long time.

If anyone has advice on what I should change I'd really appreciate it.

Also, would you say its better to have some witty comment as your bio or a list of everything that you like (like what I have rn)?

Are some my pics a right away turn off?

Be as critique as possible y'all
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>>23269332
Can't even log in since the most recent update. Anyone got any ideas?
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Help no match
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>>23278296
For reference sake, I'm not a lesbian
But I guess lesbian women and I have the same preferences right? Women?
Idk

Anyways your main pic isn't that good. I'd get rid of it. Put 4 or 6 in the main spot imo

I have things I like plus a little witty line so idk, just bee yrself
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>>23278326
how long you been at it and where are you?

location seems to make a difference I think
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>>23278296
Straight guy here, I think you could choose better pictures. Not really into the sweater ones, from the dress pic you look like a beautiful girl, and the two sweater ones and hat one don't do you justice. That's just my opinion though.
As for the description thing, 9 out of 10 girls leave it blank which is annoying cause it gives less opportunity for a creative first message. So putting a list of stuff you like is fine, or just a quick description that encompasses your personality, goals, and hobbies/interests.
Anyway hope this helped at least a little :)
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>>23278357
San Diego. So although I look good, I have some serious superficial competition here.
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>>23278357
Location means more girls in your area and more girls on tinder. It's pretty straightforward. If a guy has a profile that's not working though, maybe location isn't the only problem.
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>>23278275
It gets cropped out anyway but thanks for the confidence boost dude. Really mean it.
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>>23275814
Put 3 as your main pic, tell that it's you straight away, show off the beard and the ginger. Could maybe take a better selfie, you're a good looking guy like.
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>>23269332
This is the last screenshot I have of my match list from a few months ago, I haven't used it in a while because I have a gf now
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Any tips for someone new to tinder?
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So is this acceptable? I don't play hockey but I watch a lot of it. Not sure if it's okay to put that in there.
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>>23278640
Ya that's good. I put in my description "definitely message me if you're down to grab sushi" and I don't really love sushi or anything but because of it I get first messages from girls like "lets go grab sushi :D"
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>>23278538
fucking Chad hold me guys...
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>>23278669
Really? I don't like sushi either but okay lol. If it works, it works.
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>>23278538
fuck off chad reeeee
post profile tho
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>>23278936
Here's mine. The "let's climb trees together" line gets good responses too
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>>23278939
>>23278909
I'm far from a Chad lads, I'm not that good looking. I'm just a funny guy and my profile stands out
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>>23278990
How old are you? Also, is it necessary to have lots of pictures? Who takes those pictures anyway? You seem pretty outgoing. I don't think I'll get as many matches as you desu. You're everything a girl looks for in a man. I'm not :c
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>>23279042
reee...
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>>23279072
I've no fucking clue what that means man
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>>23278990
I'm 25, and I don't think it's necessary to have lots of pics. It's more about knowing what your profile projects about you. And my pics were taken by a friend and a few by me.
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>>23279094
It's the sound of screeching in despair
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>>23279153
Yeah I had a feeling it was, what's with the despair though?
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This: >>23279117
Was meant as a reply to: >>23279058
My bad
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>>23279163
I'm lonely and a virgin
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>>23279195
Post your profile m8, we can help
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>>23273207
that is fucking golden
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>>23279094
>doesn't know what ree means
REEEEEEE
NORMIES GET OUT
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>>23279185
Oh ok. Thanks dude. Hopefully I look as good as you in seven years.
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>>23279755
Having a nice beard helps a lot.
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>>23279273
Thank you friend :^)
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>>23275814
Shameless self bump here

>>23278442
Appreciate the complement mate and I switched the photo over to number 3 thanks <3
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being ugly + being shit at taking pictures suck m8
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What's with all the travelling pics on euro-girls profiles? It doesn't seem that bad in the US, but here in Europe (or rather, Germany) every damn bitch has pictures of herself in front of famous international landmarks, and some shit like
>travelling is the only thing you can buy that makes you ritcher
in their bio. WTF is up with that? I want to see if you look hot or not, I dont want to calculate your CO2 balance from flying.

Or should I just give up and do the same? Havent looked at guys, but I guess if I start with a nice pic of my face in front of Gloden Gate bridge and add some other shit, from the arctic to asia, I at least could get those 'real traveller' points? Maybe even add in my bio that most of my flights are paid by my work?
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Can you guys offer any advice?
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What do I say?
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>>23269542
obviously you're not attractive if you don't get matches
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>spent an hour on tinder
>no one has any common interests
Just
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>>23273389
why only white girls? What if it's a hot latina?
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Europe here, i have 300+ matches but as stated in my profile i'm not really taking it seriously.
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>>23282556
rekt
>>23282560
yeah that was disappointing
thinking about my matches though I think there's at least a few cuties who have some nice common interests listed
I should message them at last
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thinking of switching my 2nd pic with the one on the right... it works great, but i've used it for a while now

thoughts? thots?
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>>23271770
>Ben Gibbard/10
keep it up man
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>>23274365
You're a good looking lad, smile more!
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>>23282798
You're gorgie and buff, the shirtless pic makes you seem like a douche tho

Otherwise 8/10
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>>23281986
Anyone?
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Does the door as a back drop work though? I know not in a bathroom itt
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I get some OK matches but I'm hopeless at making them go anywhere. It's always the same random small talk for a day or two and then one of us loses interest.

I wish it were easier to actually find out what the fuck people on Tinder were like, every profile is pretty much a carbon copy of every other one, and nobody talks about anything except for super generic basic shit. It's especially bad here in LA because everybody's from somewhere else and trying so damn hard to be in the industry.

I don't even really know why I bother trying Tinder. I haven't gotten laid in a long time and would really like to, but don't really enjoy fucking girls I don't like at least a bit, and I'm horrible at this text chat thing.
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>>23285369
Ask them to meet somewhere public in the day or two you're still actually interested in talking to each other. Set up the date for less than a week away.
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>>23285396
I get that, but I pretty much never make it past a day or so of talking.
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>>23281986
>>23285276
honestly when I can't think of anything to say sometimes I'll ask "are you mean"? usually gets a response, lol
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This new update is garbage
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Is there seriously still no similar app that doesn't require a fagbook?

I had mine for a few days and got about 25 matches 3 months ago, deleted that shit after I hooked up with a girl I know irl
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I've had it for 5 days and have only gotten 30 matches what am I doing wrong
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Had it since August and sitting at 2600
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>>23281986
Tell her she's gorgeous, duh
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Couple of matches a week, doesn't help that I live outside of the city though.

Girls I match with are legit psychos though
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>>23284217
it does, but it works so i'm not complaining
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>>23287501
You won't attract everyone with that profile, but I'd still think you'd get quite a lot of matches unless you're super picky

Unless you're humblebbragging, in which case fuck you. I've had 2 matches in the week since I got it m8
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>>23287501
haha sissy
how does it feel that many people get 100 matches in a day
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Tinder master reporting in. 1063 matches
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got matched with a hot self proclaimed lesbian and no idea what to say send help
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>>23288042
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It's hopeless. ;_;

>15 or so matches since I started it last week
>5 of those were bots
>no replies from the humans
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>>23288102
more pics needed
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0 matches that weren't bots in a month. I am starting to think i might be ugly
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>>23288042
profile
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>>23288117
post profile
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>>23288110
Roger that.
Any ideas on what I should add?
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>>23288132
some pics that don't just contain one subject matter...ie not just your face looking awkward too close to the camera. Some that other people have taken are good...shows you have at least one friends. Some of you driving, or sports etc
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>>23288121
So basically dressing in a suit and making a cool pose is enough to get 1000 matches?
We all know women don't read those descriptions or browse other photos
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>>23288132
also, be realistic with your likes. like people you think will match with you, not super hot chips that are out of your league
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>>23288125
Might just be horrible at taking pictures of myself.
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>>23288140
>>23288150
Thank you
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>>23288166
I remember 1 guy from Uppsala here who was average at best and got 20 matches in 1 day lol
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>>23288147
I think you are wrong. I would say most woman actually spend more time than men using tinder. But no, its all about appealing to the broadest spectrum possible. In my photos, I'm a snappy dresser, no I'm a dirtbike hooligan, oh no I'm rich, oh no look now I'm into animals, shit now I'm into sports. Its about offering something to everyone. Regardless of if you actually surf etc. Do i surf? do i fuck. am i rich? nope

then its about finding out what they want and appearing as if you can offer it, again regardless of your actually ability to do so.

I will admit though, i use it to fuck random people. Not for love...although that has happened
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>>23288181
From there, not living there.
Currently in a substantially smaller town in the north.
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>>23288166
if your face isn't your strong point then avoid it. Look at mine, only one picture of my face...the rest its hidden. use your strong points. I don't put lots of pictures of my face because i wouldn't get likes.
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>>23288211
Good advice. Don't really have that many pictures of myself, might have to get some first.

And most pictures i have is from a while back, when I had some beard and longer hair, so can't really use those. Looked to much like a serial rapist.
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>>23288247
try a black and white filter. or timer on your camera so you can take pics of you doing stuff
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>>23271045
I updated my bio and saved off a few pics. Is it good now?
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>>23288933
Forgot pic
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>>23287945
>>23287695

I honestly think I should be getting more matches desu, I don't swipe right to a lot of girls tho, but still.
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I have ~1200 matches but that's probably explained by the fact I travel quite a lot.
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What makes a good tinder pic?
Are indoor self-shots ever acceptable or are outdoor ones mandatory?

What about the rest of the profile?
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>>23288934
Make your face main pic
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>>23289034
no don't
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>>23269332
I'm pretty attractive, got 15 matches in about 10 days. Live in a smaller city
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>>23272002
loved that thread

>>23269910
yup, you look 100% socially retarded. Try to open with something funny or at least something they'll be inclined to answer, that they haven't already heard 15 times that day already. You'd be surprised how well "Hail Satan" has worked as an opening for me
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Just downloaded Tinder 4/5 days ago. I think i liked at least 200/300 girls, and did not get one single match. Must I consider suicide?
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>>23289180
Post profile

Honestly it depends on other shit apart from your profile, like your location and if you actually show up for others. I heard something about tinder being selective about whom they show to whom but that might be bullshit.

I've convinced myself that my lack of matches is down to it being buggy. Ignorance is bliss, so long as I can keep lying to myself
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When I was 17 I would swipe right to everyone (unlimited swipes) apart from the real uglies

I also travelled a fair bit so over a year I managed to get well over 1700 matches in total

Now that I've turned 18, and since deleted my old account and started anew, the limited swipes have come into place, as well as a tinder algorithm that seemed to be mostly missing in the under 18 version

Coupled with over 18 girls preferring to swipe right to older men (all the 16 and 17 yr old girls that I matched with in the past are unavailable), turning 18 has kinda screwed me over with tinder

Living in the countryside doesn't help either

Currently have 10 matches and I started this new account 4 days ago
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>>23289204
Thanks for the reply. I read that you need several pics to really increase your number of matches, and I only have one (pic related). I live in Paris btw.
My profile is in French but it's basically saying I'm studying management and cinema.
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>>23289263
Oh and I'm 20 fyi. Maybe I look a bit childish. I know I'm not very handsome but come on 0 match out of something like 200 is kinda depressing
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just thinking here. what are most women on tinder for validation or sex. can some femanons clear it up for me.
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>>23289437
I was at a party just yesterday next to two total stacies and they were laughing at matches they were getting and joking about how they would never hookup with anyone period, and I talked to them about it and they were all smiley and talking about how its just for self validation, and when I asked them to say it again they said the same thing, smiling at me and not skipping a beat.
And they weren't smiling in a devious way, but just a happy smile like if you were eating good food or something.

I just walked away from them.
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>>23289491
thats kinda gross. but whatever floats your boat. although i sincerely doubt they'd turn down their dream guy.
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My app won't load matches and I had just asked this girl if she wanted to get coffee on Friday.

Restarted phone, logged out on app, uninstalled app...

How do u fix it hanging on loading matches??
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>>23289754
I think you can try to log in and out a few times and see if that works
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>>23289840
Didn't fix it
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>>23289204
idk if it's bullshit
I live in Paris too and I had waves of "normal girls", "supermodels" and such.

If you're average and the apps only gives you 9/10 over and over, gl getting one
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>>23289619
It's the truth, I'm not a woman but all I used it for so far was to see how many matches I could get and how many people I can recognize from my university.
The female friends of mine who are using it too said the same, or they are using it to actually find a boyfriend/relationship and not a quick fuck.
Maybe some of them would use it for sex too, but didn't want to admit it. I doubt that though, most of them are honest, pretty outgoing and open when it comes to sex, relationships and that stuff.
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>>23289031
Seconding this
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>>23289031
>that feel when only have selfies in my house
>that feel when still getting ok matches
my selfie game is stronk though
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>having a good conversation with someone
>we are both writing mini essays to each other basically
>reply to her last message continuing the convo
>she just never replies again
Does Tinder just stop working at points, or did she just fuck off and stop caring?
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turns out I got a girl from tinder pregnant last week

fuck my life
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>>23290546
How'd that happen?
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Thoughts??

>>23290546
Please do tell the story....
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>>23277221
ask how her kittys doing
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Plz Rate, I get about 1 Match per day, what am I doing wrong? am I just ugly?
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>>23290928
>banter
Instant turn off
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>>23290934
im not good with bio's what should I have said instead? I like bantering
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I want to use tinder but I don't want my wife to find out. Safe to verify with my phone number?
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>>23290542
the latter
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>>23290954
nice id you nazi fag
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>>23290934
Dude m8 it's just bantz xDDDD
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>>23291197
chekkin that tag
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>>23290916
second this. its a shit test so you may as well have fun with it.
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>>23291178
Welp. Guess that's what I get for trying to relate to people instead of being a pervert I guess.
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>>23290951
if you have nothing interesting to say, just don't say anything at all
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This thread just depresses me, most of the people in here are above average or have great complexity. I'm fucking 5'8 skinny and have baby face and small hands. Don't think I'll ever have a dating life
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the secret is actually not really to be good looking at all. There are a sea of good looking guys. They key is to be different and offer something the normal guy cant.

This is why i only have about maybe 70 matches right now after about a solid month and a half........but ive fucked 32 of them.

So even if you have thousands of matches, you still are only fucking a small portion of those. And i mean small portion. Maybe 10.

its about offering something else from the jump.

oh and 9 times out of ten my matches message me first. You just gotta find your own thing that always yields results.
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>>23291885
whats your opening line?
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My Chad friend wrote the modern romance line for me but idk how I feel about it.
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>>23292004

I don't like the type of girl that would find that line appealing, but you might. You're asking for a bunch of "Old Soul" talk though.
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>be asian male
>use the app a few times a day
>not even high standards, right swipe on anyone I find remotely qt
>it's been months and the only person I've matched with is the Deadpool advertisement
I want to die, lads. This is empirical evidence that I am unattractive to women.
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>>23292155
all i get is niggers. the white girls just ignore me
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> have 4 matches in 3 months

Pic is profile picture
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>>23292096
That's what I want so cool in
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>>23292004
you sound like a fedora gemntlemen
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>>23291885
you've fucked 32 chicks in a month and a half?

lets see this profile, romeo
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The two main/only factors are how appealing your profile is, and how high your standards are. Being hot will get you more matches, but so will swiping right on every chick you see.
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>>23271835
Yeah and a face they like too.
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>>23287552
Change number 6 to number 1.
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>>23288121
dear god why are you wearing a watch on your right wrist you faggot.
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>>23292004
you could just write "Celibate against my will" instead of all that faggy shit.
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>>23269332
Is Tinder worth it though?
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>>23295205
Definitely
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>>23292566
>>23291885
I'll second that... really love to see this
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>>23295309
Its just super complicated to set up on my phone :/ Id probably have more of a chance on there than here tho
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>tfw wondering if I should reset muh tinder again, it'd be like the 6th time
sitting on like 120 matches after a month, r8
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>>23295588
Is it really that complicated? Just set it up with your Facebook.
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>>23295782
I was getting about 10 matches a week but no one was replying. I reset mine yesterday for the first time and I'm already at 9 matches and have a date tomorrow.
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Ive had tinder for about a month and have aprox 15-20 matches, pretty much all of them are pretty cute.
Did i do good /soc/?
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>>23278296
4 is better
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>>23288166
just flash ur music reviewer money in the pic doofus
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Where the fuck do I take this? I always sprerg so damn hard in this app. Apparently she also likes anime and nerd shit too.
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>>23297616
just take a fucking risk. What do you want out of this? a gf or your dick sucked?
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0 matches over 4 months
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My profile...
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>>23298161
>>23298082
might wanna try real life bro
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>>23298233
Am I just that ugly?
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How quickly do you guys try to escalate towards seeing them in person? You usually ask them out for coffee or something?


>>23290954
>KKk02gay
nice
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have over 400 matches but figured i'd post for fun since i never see girls
don't have hobbies or friends so selfie mania :-)
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>>23298676
>don't have hobbies or friends so selfie mania :-)
That right there is what might make me misogynistic at some point. Even if we are good looking, us guys have to invest a lot into presenting us well in this app, and as a girl, you just have to show that you have a somewhat decent face and are not fat, and you get the matches rolling in.
Dammit, I hate you! Still, would totally swipe right...
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>>23298700
And regarding that point:
>us guys have to invest a lot into presenting us well in this app

Should I add an office pic, of me in a suit and tie, sitting on my desk, being all busy, with all kinds of tables and curves on the wall behind me, yet smiling in the camera to my tinder?

Does this make me look like an uptight bore, or does this help, implying I have an important and well paying job? Plus, girls like a guy in a suit, right?
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May as well post. I've been using this app for about six months now and I've matched with four legitimate girls (non-bots) who haven't unmatched me instantly. I've tried a billion different configurations and bios but I think Tinder just isn't the place for some people.

Getting to show people I met John Lynch was pretty cool though I suppose.
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>>23298711
Do it
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>>23298723
Well at least you're 6'5
Also how do people even tell bots
Maybe they aren't so prevalent where I live (Poland)
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>>23298723
Well, you look like a douchy dudebro to me, but then, I am a guy, and I thought sorority girls eat those guys up, so can't help you, I am afraid.
Just gotta say your first pic makes it hard to see who the fuck you are, and the second one is a shitty selfie.
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>>23298732
Whats better? sitting on my chair, with good posture, or should I lean back, put my legs on my table, and look like I actually dont really care?
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>>23298711
I agree, add it :)
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>>23298746
Yeah I've changed everything including the bio, I just didn't want to really upload the changes right now but maybe I'll post one later to see if its any better. And I guess I'm sending the wrong vibe, the selfie got taken out though I realized that was garbage.
>>23298743
They send you an instant first message with either a link to some website which I never click on or they send you a number instantly which tries to direct you to a cam site to rip you off. Idk they've gotten less prevalent recently though.
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>>23298753
I think legs on the table would be too much lol
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>>23298762
Hm, I am going to ponder about it a bit more.
Now I just need to find a puppy to take a pic with…

Or I am going to steal this anons >>23279042 idea.
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I've gotten four matches in the year and a half since I installed tinder.

Two didn't respond to my messages.

One just wanted me to model for her hairdressing final.

The last one hooked up with one of my friends.

I recently got a new phone.

I don't think I'll be reinstalling tinder.
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I'm a trap
I've had this for two weeks and I have 638 matches

Am I that cute or are guys super easy?
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do you guys have any thought provoking questions or ideas you throw into your conversations to steer it into the bedroom?
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>>23299094
post pic
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>>23298676
>girl 5/10
>400 matches

>guy 5/10
>jackshit
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Is my picture sufficient?
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How do you break the ice?

I keep having matches.
They say hi, I say hi and another message with things related to their bio/pics.
And they never answer back.

What am I doing wrong?
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>>23298676
I think you're better off keeping your mouth closed in your never ending selfies.
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>>23298711
Just don't make it look forced or it will be cringy as fuck.
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>>23300336
Ask what they are looking for on tinder, if they say they don't know then tell them what you are looking for. They should get back to you on whether or not they are along the same lines. Some girls are lazy and stupid and will swipe on guys they aren't even attracted to, just to see who swipes back. You have to be straight forward about what you want, the rest should follow whether it works out or not.
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>>23300148
That is guys' fault, don't be salty
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>>23298883
Kek
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>>23299139
"How do you feel about getting spanked"
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>>23298700
Don't be a child
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All you guys bitching about how girls have it easy on tinder don't seem to realise that the reason behind this is because most guy using it are all super thirsty and with no standards.
Its not really a girls fault when she has a shitty profile and still matches with guys with, you salty faggots
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>>23273712
could mistake your profile pic for ryan gosling
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>>23300336
Same

I need advice on how to open and keep the conversation going at least a bit.

I always try to meet up ASAP with matches because if I don't the text conversation tends to die off
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>>23269332

Bots bots bots and full of more bots, just like bumble.
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>>23300122
Here you go
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>>23300896
And here are my matches
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>>23291892
>>23292566
>>23295318
Ive offered this advice before and i was met with a bunch of "oh thats too much" "thats too hard", "im lazy", "im not confident enough to do that". Which is why i think some of the guys here are stuck where they are because of themselves. You deserve to be ignored

Look at my profile. It defies the laws of everything you have taught each other. I have a shitty half face pic. Two body pics and a tied up woman in my main picture.

So whats the difference between your profile and mine? Its interesting, mysterious and it instantly catches the target audiences attention. The girls who match and message me will always know that with messaging or meeting me, they will get fucked. Your profiles are all the same. Just a guy or just a guy with friends. And if you are attractive, hey you just may fuck a bunch of bitches and have ok sex half the time. You offer no interesting mystery, no fantasy, nothing. You are BORING!

Wouldnt it be fun to have the sex YOU wanted? That fantastic rough facefucking sex where she dresses up and calls you daddy and sucks your cock like a whore?

My meets consist of two stages. Initial meet up to show you im a normal regular guy and the second you are on your knees starting a large cock in the face.

Find your balls and become an Alpha.

If you arent confident in it, then please dont fuck up a good curious girl with a shitty experience. You nerds research shit all day and know all the stats, well research this and become a fantasy for bitches.

Shall we dive deeper or are you Rage-quitting yet?
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>>23300987
I'm actually genuinely curious, keep going.
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I had around 800 when I deleted the app, but keep in mind that I live in NYC. Whole lotta fish in this sea
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Got a tinder date tomorrow evening. We've been texting each evening for a few days, we seem to have a lot in common and we get along well. Let's hope I don't fuck up.
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>>23300472
what? What does this have to do with that statement?
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>>23300987
I have seen you here quite a few times, and I think you are spot on with your assessment, apart from two points:

>You nerds research shit all day and know all the stats, well research this and become a fantasy for bitches.
Problem is, that shit is not really done just by research. Sure, I can read books about bondage and domination all day, but I would guess it'll take some "training" till I come off as a dominatnt alpha IRL.Also, you really need to be into it, to enjoy it, and to make it enjoyable for her. My ex fuckbuddy (whom I met off tinder) was into getting dominated and bound, but I am not, and I really couldn't force myself to get into it, so I would terribly fail at this approach.

And two:
I strongly belive that tinder puts folks into classes, and if you get rejected enough, you are in the bottom bin. I actually read some article about an interview with a tinder engineer, where he admitted that they had an attractivity rating algorithm, so there is some truth to it.
And if you "meet" the wrong girls with that approach (as in: girls that will go "what a creep" and swipe "no"), you will get flagged as unattractive, and your profile will never see the light of the day, and so you either give up, or reset and start new.
And since I am a nerd that researches everything: I actually tried a profile like that on a catfishing account, and I never got any matches, apart from the obvious first 5 "get you hooked" matches, so it definitely is a high risk strategy.

But your
>You offer no interesting mystery, no fantasy, nothing. You are BORING!
is spot on!
If you are not gods gift to womanhood, try to find a niche like that!
I also have a 1-pic-faceless profile, and I manage to get dates with girls that have never even seen my face or body. Now I just need to become alpha enough to actually do anything with those fucking dates.,
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>>23300987
I like you
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>>23300987
i've considered doing this and could easily pull it off, but the only problem is that even a partial shot of my body or face could be easily recognizable (visible at a midsize uni)

would this work if none of the pictures were of me and I just say in my bio "ask for my snapchat"?
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>>23301470
Just use your real pics. No one is going to be like, HEY GUYS YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHO'S ON TINDER.
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>>23301518
Depends on what you do there.
"Normal" tinder? No problem nowadays.
But a profile like that? I'm teaching at a university, and I certainly would not want my students swiping upon me with a profile like that, if they could easily recognize me.
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>>23301543
Well, in that case, you'll probably get something if you try it like this, maybe focus more on the bio. Experiment with it.
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>>23294552
bahahaha

man i swear i come into these apps and the only thing that goes though my mind is that i'm one ugly mofo
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>>23301518
I get the general point you're trying to make, but i already use my real pics on "actual" tinder for good results... however, for that specific kind of tinder, I could easily get some irl blowback
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>>23301245
I understand your points. But to be honest everyone is into something. There is no way you like to fuck missionary silent and thats it. You have some kind of kink whether its feet, furry costumes or ass smeared in yogurt. You have a kink that can be used and exploited. This is an eye for an eye. Because it will be something you are really into that in turn makes it Genuine. Hell you could focus the entire play time on that alone. I had a chick suck me off for over an hour because thats what i wanted and thats all we did. I just threw in some spice with punishments for not going deep enough or moving her mouth away. You are finally gaining a subject who is willing to just do what you say. She simply wants to take orders. You are capable of this. Thats all she wants. In return you get to do ANYTHING you want. She may have requests but you are the one in charge and she only gets what you give her. Period. She wants control taken away and you can do anything you want as long as its not one of her Hard limits.

On point two though ive never heard of that but you may be correct and then you might want to be appealing from the start. Also im not sure what wording you used or how the profile was set up. There is a chance it just wasnt appealing or genuine. Id be interested in knowing

>>23301357
Thank you i like you too

>>23301470
Try a test pic. Take a half pic and show it to a friend and see if they can recognize you. I like to remain anonymous myself sort of. This is a good way to screen who im talking to. If you know them, unmatch and if you dont go for it.


Do you know how girls always say on their profile "Not into hooking up"?
Well that is bullshit. Especially with this approach. The reason is because they dont associate kinky sex with vanilla(normal) sex.


Observe this profile i was talking to today....
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>>23301787
and then pic related.......

uh...yea
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>>23301787
>There is no way you like to fuck missionary silent and thats it.
Actually, I do like to be silent, and too much moaning is a turn-off for me. maybe I am a lost case. My only non-vanilla fetish is that I am into intimate and tongue piercings, and when I am catfishing as Mr. Perfect, it is possible to get the discussion towards those, but I wouldn't know how to make a profile out of those, or how to use that fetish in a conversation when I am swiping as my normal me.
And that
>She simply wants to take orders. You are capable of this.
thing, I already had, but it wasnt just my thing. so i guess that 'specific' approach aint for me, but in general, you got a lot of right ideas about that whole thing.

>On point two though ive never heard of that but you may be correct and then you might want to be appealing from the start
found the article:
>http://www.fastcompany.com/3054871/whats-your-tinder-score-inside-the-apps-internal-ranking-system

>Also im not sure what wording you used or how the profile was set up.
Not sure anymore either, but it was more or less a carbon copy of a profile you posted here end of summer/autumn. did you use that profile from the start, or did you have a vanilla one that you exchanged the pictures in?

I am currently running a test, where I built myself into Mr. perfect, and if tomoroows date wont make me switch off tinder, I am going to swithc Mr. perfects location to my true location, and add in my real pics, and then I'll see if I get more attention than the same profile, that was Mr. Average from the beginning.
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>>23301910
Oh, and I am >>23301245
Went offline for a bit, and thus switched my IP and Id.
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>>23301738
It seems like you've already made up your mind, but honestly I think you'd be fine. Just do whatever will make you more comfortable.
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Need some advice, is this gril potato or a trap? Cuz she looks kind of weird
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forgot pic
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>>23302211
She talks like potato too

Dubs decides
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>>23300532
Underrated toast
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>>23302214
Are you a potato?
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>>23300987
Great profile, but one has to have the look for it to pull it off, and that was all won or lost in the genetic lottery. Most people here fall in one of two camps: either tubs of lard, or thin frame that can't build an alpha-looking body despite eating 4k calories a day and hitting the gym regularly (I fall in the latter camp). Without having that body, you'd stand no chance. Also, it helps that you're not white, which a lot of women perceive as exotic.
For the genetically unfortunate ones, we have can't use your approach, since we'd be laughed off. No matter how confident one acts, when you look like Pee-wee Herman, you'll be a Pee-wee Herman in their eyes.
So we're stuck with tricks and other desperate attempts; for example, I lie about my age and pretend to be boyfriend material, which at least gets me some lay.
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>>23302531
>helps that you're not white

you avin a chuckle m8?
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>>23302785
Nay, but I'm avin a wee giggle
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Need an opinion, is this picture too much for tinder?
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What the hell do I put in my bio?
I'm doing my master's studies, working towards becoming a translator.

I like writing (used to be prose, nowadays I basically only write poetry), reading (not gonna lie, doing it far too rarely these days, I'm a faggot), learning languages, history and other assburger shit of various kinds, martial arts, sporadic working out
I'm not sure if any of those would be attractive to girls, though.
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>>23303862
Studying to be a translator is cool as fuck. And the poetry things great for certain types of girls, if you're not super attractive it'll probably turn off some of the bimbo type but you probably wouldn't get them anyway.
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>>23303897
I don't know, I think it may sound beta or something and I'm not sure how to put it so that it isn't pretentious
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>>23303485
I will never understand why people who don't lift insist on topless selfies.
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>>23269421
I'm a model and I hardly get any matches... ;-;
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Am I to harsh about the gym part? Feel like if meet someone who is out of shape or doesn't exercise that I'll immediately be less attracted to them. Also are the pics good?

Thoughts m8s
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I don't get many matches (Maybe one or two a day), but I've been making the most of them recently. Of the ones that responded to my opener, I've been able to close the deal 100% of the time, It seems.
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I got my account a year/ less than a year ago. I'd say I've only fully used all my swipes 10 separate days in that span. I just checked and I have 140 matches, is that good?
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>>23272311
thats what I just recently did
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>>23273532
creepy as fuck dude, genuinely concerned for your very own well-being.
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>>23275761
>0 replies

Looks like even now literally nobody cares
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>>23303485
Its not a good angle for your face.
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>>23304339
whats your opener?
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>>23272299
Youre a fucking hot motherfucker.
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>>23278326
In the first picture you look absolutely terrible.

Second picture Youre pretty sexy. Swap them around
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Been on tinder for a little over a year, 91 matches a handfull of dates, could have gotten pussy maybe 3 times if a wasn't such a virgin back then, had a girlfriend during summer so I stopped using it for a few months,

Any tips on the profile? Talking to 4 girls atm, 2 dates setup, one with possibly a whale.

I really suck at pictures.
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>>23305157

also, french english since I'm in quebec and it's kinda confusing knowing what people speak here.
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>>23298161

get rid of pic 1 and make pic 3 your main one, that could help.

also change that bio, remove the singing part and replace it with a FUNNY joke
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From yesterday evening 'till now.
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>>23306107

> being a girl on Tinder

Life is hard.
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>>23306128

We do have it easier, I must say that my excellent profile helps tho. Normally us fat chicks don't go too well on tinder.
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>>23306156
I just swipe right for everyone, then I filter through who I don't want to message/reply to. So having a lot of matches is nothing a girl.
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>>23270599
Damn bro, I never thought of that. Thanks
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>>23270599
>>23306482

heh
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>>23306482

I pick the guys who I find appealing then I look if I want to talk to them or if they are interesting, if not I unmatch.
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matches page can't load what do
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I deleted my account multiple times because I was trying to change my age, but now it's saying there's a problem whenever I try to request a new code.

I'm banned from tinder I guess.
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>>23307461

Add an extra digit at the end of your phone number. It will override whatever ban you have and send the SMS verification anyway.
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>tfw you enjoy the chase more than the shag
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is including emoticons in the bio a good move?
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>>23292560
>>23294552
yeah i'm taking it out. I think my chad friend was trying to sabotage me. good looks bros
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Here's mine, want a second opinion. I've had it since last June. It says I've made about 56 matches, but I know that's not quite right; unmatched a lot, some unmatched me/deleted it, I moved to a different area etc. etc. I think it's closer to 100, maybe a little over that, but doesn't really matter.

Put that as the main because it's one of the better pictures of me and someone mentioned that it's good to have a good but odd picture to make them look at the rest. Seems to have worked a bit for me for the couple days I've tried, don't fucking know what to do with the bio, though.

I have another picture I was considering using of me on a boat tour in front of the Statue of Liberty when I visited NYC, kind of mediocre picture but it might make me look like I go outside and go places. Good idea?

I'm just kind of confused by the whole thing. People always tell me I'm attractive, I know I am attractive, and I can carry a conversation for hours, but none of it seems to apply to Tinder. Matches are rarer, though that might be because I'm in like an offshoot of a college town like 15-20 miles away, and most of the girls are there; I don't know if I'm just out of the default range to get shown or something, always seems to go better whenever I go to town.

I also really, really, really don't get why someone swipes right on you and when you open, either doesn't answer or talks for like ten minutes and just stops. Not like I say something creepy or be boring, I joke a lot, have fun, never have that problem or awkward exchange in real life. It just feels completely one sided. I don't know if literally everything I say needs to be a sexual innuendo or like a big ongoing flashy joke like I'm a totally rad 90's movie character with a skateboard, but it seems to be the only way to keep them engaged. It's absolutely fucking baffling to me.
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>tfw probably a 7 out of 10 thats more like a 4 right now because my pics are old and I just went 4 months without shaving or a haircut and I look like hell so i can't take a good new picture

I wish it wasn't so damn cold so i could get all my hair cut off. I look like Joe Dirt mixed with the lead singer of Ram Jam.
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>>23308211
Use number 4 as your main.
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>>23308211
People think you talk to much.
Also, gain some weight. I was as skinny as you
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Any opinions on how to improve? I get maybe 1-3 matches a day.
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>>23272299
fuck off chad
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10 matches in about 3 weeks. Funny thing is the only broads that match with me are hood rat type chola mexican girls. Not that I mind cause I love Latin chick's but I'm not a cholo dude. I'm a biker who is half Sicilian/Ukrainian. People always think I'm Mexican tho.
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>>23273207

I'd be scared to get an axe in my head
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>>23309072
I find it funny when Chav/Unterschicht girls match with me, sometimes they have really hot body photos though
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>>23308352
I'll try it. Used it for quite a while, worked well enough, I'll see if it is any better now.

>>23308540
Ha, tell me something I don't know. I like my weight, might work up some muscle though. I'm verbose, but I don't write paragraphs at a time in messages, I don't think that's it.
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>>23300338
no thanks, paid a lot of money for my teeth :-)
>>23300148
lol
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Help me out guys. Rarely get matches and even rarer do they reply.

Not really sure why, I'm not a fucking goblin and I don't have this issue in person.
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just started today, got a couple matches but neither has responded. tried to mention something I found interesting in their profiles, but because I'm an autist it probably came out awkward. either that or they saw my shitty profile
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It doesn't matter how many matches you get, it's how many hot girls you hook up with that matters.

That said, I've been using Tinder to find side chicks so I don't have a photo of my face on my profile. Just a photo of me standing in the desert so far that you can only see that it's a guy.

I have a good bio though, so I get a good amount of likes.

I wish I had more super likes, so useful for getting a hot girl to notice you. 90% of my super likes get liked back.

The only problem I have is that my place sucks for hooking up because I have a puppy that never stops barking if he's in his kennel and when he's out of it he chews on cords and cables.

I like hooking up with younger girls, but a lot of them live with their parents. I don't like bringing girls to my place while I still have to take care of my brother's puppy.

What do when a girl says that she lives with her parents and wants to hook up but don't think we'll have privacy? Should I ask to come over late at night while they're sleeping, or when she has the house to herself?
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>>23310362
Ask both. Her preference, tell her whichever happens sooner.

Post profile if it's so great
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>>23309885
>I'm not a fucking goblin
But you do look like one. which is to say: you main pic is probably not your strong side. From what I have heard, chicks dig beards. Which is to say: beards. Not facial pubic hair. Also, your bio sounds negative.

>>23310008
>but because I'm an autist it probably came out awkward.
Well, found your problem…
I'm probably kinda autist too, and it took me months to finally get it how to talk to girls on tinder with moderate success, and I havent yet really figured out the IRL part, but I am getting there. Keep trying, try something new occasionally, and maybe even sometimes go at it with a total "fuck it" attitude and try something ballsy.
>>23310362
>it's how many hot girls you hook up with that matters.
This! And that is the hard part.
>I don't have a photo of my face on my profile. Just a photo of me standing in the desert so far that you can only see that it's a guy.
Same here. One pic, no face, but that one pic is totally great, and my bio is also probably quite funny. I dont pull dozens per day, but compared with all those "10 matches mper month" folks here, that have a totally fine, nice guy average profile, I guess I am doing quite good.
>I have a good bio though,
pls show it.
>I wish I had more super likes,
Well, tinder will gladly sell you some more...
>The only problem I have is that my place sucks for hooking up because I have a puppy
Dude, girls love puppies! Just remove your cords and cables and let it roam in the room you two are in and you'll melt every girls heart (and subsequently pussy). I really need to get a pic with me and a puppy…
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bodybulding.com is full of sexist manchildren who lie about their numbers just like they exaggerate their lifts. that's why.
>>23269717
Sexually insecure white man spotted.
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>>23300987
>Find your balls and become an Alpha.
Muh sides. This has to be the cringest neckbeardy e-dom shit I've ever read. Posting cringe stuff like this, lying about how many girls you've been with, and posting on 4chan all day tells me that you have some kind of mental illness.
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>>23311223
I am >>23309737 though, I can't get away with ballsy. if I said something like "eyy bb wan sum fuk?" I would at best get blocked
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>>23311460
> "eyy bb wan sum fuk?"
Yeah, that's not going to work, but just sometimes go all
>Oh, well, I will probably never get her to agree on a date anyways, so what do I have to loose?
Pic very related. Unfortunately, I couldnt make her offers a reality, but, I figured,
>Oh, a nurse?
>Hm, she aint that great that I would be too afraid of loosing her, so lets just go for the bone joke
>worst that can happen, is she is going to unmatch me
And well, she didnt, and while I couldnt make the examination happen, we at least had some fun via kik…
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>>23273532
you look more like a bro
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>>23311881
Post her profile
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anyone have tinder plus? I'm tempted to try it for a month but don't know if it will actually boost my matches
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Let's see tinder matches, currently I have 4. I had 5 for a little bit, but I can only surmise she finally realized her mistake and unmatched me. If only I'd known online dating was literally worse then in person rejection I might of spared myself the heartache.
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if you set your discovery preferences to say ages 20-24

only those people will see your card, right?
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>>23312780
No. Why?

>>23313671
mostly. Sometimes tinder ignores that prefs. Even says so in the app!

>>23313082
>If only I'd known online dating was literally worse then in person rejection I might of spared myself the heartache.
I think it's easier than "normal" real life dating.
IRL, you think you are the only guy that had the courage to talk to her, so why would she loose interest in you?
On tinder, you know that she is talking to at least 20 other guys, so it is bound to happen to 19 of those guys she's talking to.
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>>23311428
Please have sex
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>>23309885
too many group pics. not enough of you from head to toe. nothing that shows off anything unique/stand-out-ish...
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>>23311428
Dont get mad at me because you cant get any results. Its not fabricated at all. I could post a billion conversations on tinder with girls who want be banged. You are just mad because you think it cant happen. Thats your unfortunate life. Deal with it.
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>>23300987
>>23314571
shameless, i'll let you know how it goes
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>>23314906
please do

i wanna know if the guy is full of shit
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thread here with some tips...

>>23314031
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Well, I've been using tinder since last Thursday. Late to the game I know... Anyway so far about 34 matches. Is that good?
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>>23314906
>>23300987
>>23314571

hoping imitation is the best form of flattery... would you happen to have any contact info i could reach you with?

have too many questions about this that can be answered here; appreciate all that you've done so far though
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>>23300987
holy shit this is brilliant.
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>>23314906
I'm going to try this as well. I'm married (dead bedroom, can't get out of the marriage because kids) and I've been flirting with the idea of making an anonymous tinder for some time now. I'm into all kinds of kinky shit that a profile like that would actually be great for, and I'd be discreet enough for me to not get caught.

I should really take the time to set this up, I know shit about tinder though, so I guess I need to make a fake facebook profile, add these pictures I want on tinder and then go from there?

Also, I'm on a windows phone, does it even have tinder?
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>>23269550
im white and im doing well too
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>>23269910
you look like a squirming pussy
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>>23272299
you're good looking and i bet you still dont fuck for shit

i wouldnt fuck those ugly british whores either though desu you gotta move
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>>23273207
weird ass pygmy man
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>>23277221
quit failing. quit being a fucking slob and a pussy. basically, try being somebody that isnt you, somebody that isn't half a man
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>>23278296
you look good in a dress but im a guy so i dont know if thats weird for you knowing i would fuck you, i think its disrespectful when gay guys tell me theyd fuck me
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>>23279042
its so fucking stupid but its just enough to catch the attention of a cock hungry pigeon brained hoe so well done, even though id box you irl
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>>23282660
take it seriously? just tinder? or the concept of courting the fairer sex? im confused, how do you not take sex seriously? you want to fuck right? so are you just telling yourself that because you cant get pussy? why would you need to tell everyone how not serious you are taking the tinder account that you so seriously have anyway despite the fact you are so mellow and chill and cool that you dont even really care if nobody wants to fuck your fuckboy ass because you are so chill and you dont even take it seriously anyway... pssshh like you would ever take a bunch of girls seriously tchh nothing personnel
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>>23282798
this is the kind of shit LA attracts
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>>23287552
i think they're psychos because you come off as the emotional guy rather then the "big dick c'mere and imma fuck you" guy
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>>23288121
you're not that good looking, you're not that funny, you're photos aren't that interesting

incredible, how do you do it?
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>>23289017
yeah its definitely not your looks
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>>23291425
find a happy medium
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>>23290928
make pic 1 pic 4

when people are mindlessly swiping make your main photo a clear concise picture of what you look like. hopefully its positive
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>>23300987
you lampooned fifty shades of grey

how cool

i fuck bitches using my actual face and my actual penis without any childish gimmicks
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>>23303485
its not enough, you need to take the pants off
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>>23304218
no, that displays value, and weeds out fat bitches

win win

jj's dope sandwhiches dude
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>>23306156
profile? i like fat chicks
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>>23308211
more masculinity
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>>23308660
how does getting lost in an italian countryside looking for a museum reveal anything about who you are as a person if there is a joke going over my head im sorry but wtf right?
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>>23310362
my nigga you can't even tell a lie on the internet, that was so fucking bad i had a literal cringe you lying sack of shit
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>>23303862
>I said I write in my bio
>tfw a grill messages you asking what do I write
>tfw you feel a bit awkard telling her I write poems in English (I'm not from an Anglophone country)
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I had the app for over a month now, and swipe a few almost everyday. I've only gotten 1 match, and it was an asian girl. Sadly, she didn't respond to me.

I think I'm done with the app. No reason to keep it if I'm just unattractive anyways.
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>>23282798
how many matches
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>>23303485
Pasty chest, weird facial expression, bathroom selfie = 3 nos
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>>23269332
I've been on two days and got 11, I'm a guy
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>>23314906

Have at it man and good profile. You have no limits when talking to them remember that. Lead the conversation and let them know you are the experienced one. have patience with matches. This approach takes time but they will come to you.

>>23315231
There is no reason for me to be full of shit i have too much proof.

>>23316756
email me at [email protected] thats my burner email

>>23316863
This would suit you very well and remember it will be a patient process. It wont happen over night. Your matches will be a bit slower but you will have higher chances of sleeping with them

>>23317300
These are the replies i live for. Always a cocky idiot who cant be open minded even if someone blew off your head with a 12 guage. Listen kid....This is no 50 shades of anything, i make that very clear when i talk to the girl. I can tell you are confident and might possess some skill in the art of Pick up but so do I and i have much more in my arsenal.

And Gimmick? I've been a DOM for 9 years. I am the real deal actually. You fuck bitches. Congratulations. I fuck about 10x the amount you do and the quality of my girls are better. So you lack the quality and the quantity to try to compare to me. Put it this way, if you and i fucked the same girl in the same night.....she would never call you again. Thats just the reality that you have to deal with.
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Something that thoroughly pisses me off about Tinder is this. I'm an attractive guy, and I get a bunch of matches. Let's say I get 10 matches in a few days or something. Only likem 2/10 of the people I matched with respond, and it bothers me because it makes me wonder why the fuck people bother swiping right if they aren't going to respond to the person if they match?

Fuckin honestly. Any femanons that can share some insight to this shit?
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>>23319331
~140 in the last month

>>23319570
good shit man, just messaged you
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>>23319709
fucking seriously this shit is ridiculous, at least tell me to fuck off
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Now that Tinder got rid of last active time, how long do I wait after a message before unmatching?

It pisses me off to message someone and get nothing back. Not a message or even a unmatch.
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>>23317270
i have no idea
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When swiping here in portland I get like 5-6 matches a day.
But As soon as I've started swiping in vegas I got 50 within the next day. But since then swiping in vegas I've been getting 7-8 a day.
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>>23319709
this bothers me a lot too...
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>>23269421
Explains why im getting none not even by BBW's :/
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This is the worst kind of girl and they're all too common.
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A 7'6" NCAA swimming champion would turn up a few results on Google. I'm gonna chalk this profile up as a hoax.
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If I originally set a date with a grill, and she doesn't confirm but later goes on to say she's busy and asks for a raincheck, how would you handle to still keep her interested?
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>>23317242
Haha you'd box me irl, of course you would matey
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how do you start a conversation with out stating the obvious?

saw a profile and the girls said she won't respond to people asking about her interest.
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>>23325498
Try a stupid joke/riddle
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why am i not surprised after 20 hours still no matches.
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>>23325788
Obuirols pls
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>>23325788
What's your profile look like?
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>>23325800
Am I butterful?
Tinder/matthewknight
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>>23325859
Don't you have a photo that isn't, you know, a close-up of you looking very grumpy?
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>>23325931
no. i'm a grumpy kinda guy they say there is someone out there for everyone i'm not trying to get laid hell you know how many females on tinder I hit the X on because they took a picture with another girl or were covering their eyes or had tattoo's I mean maybe that's why?
but eh! I was just looking for people to talk to at night when I'm bored out out places not looking to get laid.
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>>23271442
grill here too. my thought process is the same. also even if the guy is hot if he comes off as a douche (club pictures, shirtless selfies) its a no. also a good bio is essential. I never swipe right without reading unless theyre my friend irl and I match them because we already know e/o
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>>23325989
>girls don't like bad boys
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>>23320759
That's what I used to love moments, whenever a girl ignored my message and then replied "Heyyy " to me weeks later when I put up a moment...lol no cya
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>>23319709
Swiping right purely for the ego boost maybe? A lot of people have no intention of talking/meeting anyone. They could just be using it for Instagram followers or simply to confirm they're good looking

Another thing is the sheer amount of dudes messaging them. Think of how many swipes you do, imagine matching with every one of them and they all message you instantly

You're gonna reply to the most attractive ones, and the ones who stand out from the "hey what's up" messages
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>>23278012
Get a fucking haircut to start with.
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>>23288166
Byta till I istället så kommer du få alla tjejerna
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Thoughts on my profile please. Thinking of removing first part of bio.
I have baout 800 matches but I travel with my work which probaly pushes the numbers up.
my Url is [email protected] if any ladies are interested
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Looks pretty good, but yeah bio should be short and snappy
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>>23328788
Meant for >>23328292
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>>23328788
nice dubs. Cheers for advice
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How to write a bio without sounding like a retard or a tryhard or desperate or goofy or creepy?

Also, is it recommended or full retard tier to advertise yourself as a virgin?
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>>23328986
Full retard. Just pretend like you're popular and know what the fuck you're doing
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All active Skype group participants unite in the group chat linked below. Join this big group if you are 18+ and want to chat with lots of people right now. Here is the Skype group link: skype:?chat&blob=nqtutyZFHlND_Q8M8KPnIXZKwf1drGjmbKEnbSXqIQjZ_uzKpfs-TXcPZERv020z8N-QKfuwy2ciS53P

[To use the above link you need to copy it and paste it in a Skype message box to anyone then press send then click on it or post it in a group chat you are already in and then click it]
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30 hours later still no matches.
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>>23269332
I get about 3 matches on average, some days more some days less. Any tips for the profile?
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>>23329931
switch 3rd and 1st pic firstly
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>>23329931
Moar cats
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>>23330041
isnt it important that the first picture shows your face? If the 1st pic is bad i have several others which i can use as a "face pic".

>>23330059
I dont want to put too much emphasis on the cat as its my mums and i live 1400kms away.
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>tfw you jokingly called a grill on tinder mommy
>tfw she stopped responding
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