Hello friends. Serial womaniser here, offering my time to help

not a boast thread, genuinely offering advice and chat up lines, moves etc.

>>23314031
what would you say to someone who wants to start a family with someone trustworthy, but who can only find your sloppy seconds

please die

>>23314038
don't get jelly. i chose to live my life in a certain way - but that doesn't mean its perfect by any means. i am a sociopath who is unable to love, i will never be in a stable, honest relationship. So don't hate m8, unless it just b8

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>>23314038
>tinder
>starting a family
>trustworthy

Top 5 hook up apps or websites?

>>23314038
Lol dude chill, girls aren't saints, they talk about getting dick just as much as we talk about pussy, it's human nature, for what you are looking for, check a morman colony or just wait til' the girl you are looking for is done taking dic

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>>23314050
im sorry i just am literally clueless

>>23314051
i actually really rate tinder, in terms of numbers of people I have actually met.

Tagged can be quite good if you are just after total sluts, depending on your country in the US its juts large black women, uk aus, nz canada is good though.

it depends what you are looking for?

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first rule is to decide what it is you want. now lets face it, most of you would like a good fuck right? Well then sift out the women that don't want this. I tried this line today, it has worked wonders....surprising.

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>>23314057
tinder is literally where sluts find fuckbuddies. try not to look there, if you want something stable. find someone through an interesting hobby or in just about any other circumstance.

if you ever managed to find someone on tinder and started building on that, do you REALLY think she'd stop using it and fucking numerous men on the side? no. you're much better off just not using it, although it serves well if you need to build confidence and then move on.

>>23314113
Lol interesting.

>>23314113
Honestly, I wouldn't bother replying to that

Been with a girl I met on tinder for 5 months now, they aren't all sluts lol.

would anybody like me to dump pictures i have of sluts i have banged or at least extracted noods from while we wait for someone to actually need advice?

>>23314031
OP whats the best app to use besides tinder? I don't have a jewbook and failed miserably on POF even though I only had it for a week. I just don't have a bunch of good pictures of myself and live at home with parents.

>>23314154
this is true, I had a 2 year relationship with a girl i met there. its nothing to do with where you meet them, its about who they are.

There's something suspicious about this shit but at the same time I can maybe see that working 1/100-99
Of cases

>>23314159
just make a fake FB profile - you don't have to have the pictures on fb anymore. you can upload from camera roll direct to tinder now.

where are you from

Any good discrete hook up sites/apps?

>>23314031
Is that one of the ones you got?

>>23314168
its worked 2/6 times today

>>23314182
no just a pic i like. i do have a submissive slut on my books at the moment tho. i made her post a video to her snapchat story the other day saying she was a worthless slut good for nothing except sucking dick and she was lucky to have a master like me ha

>>23314031
What do you look like? Are you an attractive guy? No homo.

>>23314031
Post your tinder template.

1. what to put in the bio.

2. What to put as your pictures.

Teach us!

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>>23314183
>>23314168
just got another reply this minute....

>>23314183
I dunno man kinda doubt it works that well

>>23314190
Niiiiice

>>23314221
I stand corrected
I second this guy
>>23314200

>>23314221
Crazy that shit works for you, op. How many pics of you in your profile? Long or short?

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>>23314196
no, not really...

>>23314260
Has that attitude but, thats all that matters, attractiveness is personality really.

>>23314221
dude seriously, do you look like johnny depp or something cuz no way this would work for avg guys on girls like that

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profile

some of you might already know me...

>>23314265
yeah i look arrogant there, I'm not actually.

but you are right, confidence is key. if you act as though you believe you are acctarctive, or rich, or whatever else, people will think it. If you sit quietly like you are shy and think you are ugly, people will think you are. its about manipulation and using peoples weakness. for example, i would send very aggressive message about summing on people faces on a thursday, friday or sat. Why not? because they have this notion they are going to look amazing this weekend when they go out an meet some hot guy....much better to message them when they are back in their shit job with no money having not got laid over the weekend. its not luck you know guys, its planning - but its simple stuff that you might not think about...

>>23314292
WOULDNT send on a fri day etc

>>23314292
Good stuff, keep telling us more about your approach

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>>23314221
simple as that. ill meet her somewhere next week, no dinner, no flowers and cum all over her face. If we go for a drink before or after i even pretend i left my wallet at home, kind of a trademark. One its a good ice breaker and get her laughing...and makes me feel good when a slut buys me a beer then sucks my dick.

god I'm a monster

>>23314324
There's worse monsters haha and these women obvs have similar aspirations...

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will start dumping some OC conquests

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>>23314369

Aye OP what would you say to a girl over the weekend period?

>>23314397
in what format? tinder? face to face? do you know her? what does she look like etc.. give me info dood

i keep gettibg matches but they don't give any reply on anything i say.

They just match and then seem to not even read my hello.

Thanks dude. I've been stuck in a rutt lately. Your posts reminded me that it's all internal. I've been on the fench about tinder, but I'll try it out.

Getting laid is honestly not that hard. If I can do it, and I'm a 27 year old pokemon nerd, than anyone can. Confidence is key. Don't have it? Fake it till you make it. oh, and work out!

>>23314467
Dont ever start with just "hello"

>>23314467
show me your profile, what you said and what they look like

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>>23314113
>>23314031
>>23314221
>>23314270
>>23314324
>>23314374
>>23314369
>>23314366
>>23314366
>>23314358

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they didn't reply. I delete matches after 3 days if they don't reply so this is all right now

>>23314412
Soz. tinders

I'm more interested in seeing where it doesn't work out with the aggresive comments and where you go from there.

Now I think I know the answer, and I thought this girl would just be cool to meet up with not just fuck because we had common interests etc. And I thought it went fin got her number anyway the story goes:

Match w/ girl on Tinder. Plan to meet up. Girl keeps rescheduling but she keeps suggesting to meet up another time and give specific days. Seems like legit reasons, e.g. auditions, she's an actor, I'm an actor and I know auditions come up last minute. I assume she isn't interested... But she keeps suggesting to meet up again. Happened three times now... WTF like I would assume if she wasn't interested she'd just ignore me like a normal person. What do you think? Bear in mind I was genuinely interested in meeting her and didn't say much at all over text except plans to meet etc

>>23314572
Also she suggests specifically a day and time to meet up.

>>23314538
>>23314547
ok well you are handsome which is a start. stop deleting them after three days. why do you do that?

what do you want out of all this, honestly?

>>23314572
>>23314579
i would get her snapchat and see how that goes. see if she is really keen. if you get noods off her or at least cute personal photos then she's interested. if she is evasive still, bin her

>>23314616
just casual sex. Not any kind of personal relationships

bedankt for the compliment btw no homo

>>23314031
Where do you live? I mean like a college town versus a major city, or do you have your radius set to 100 miles?

>>23314621
then filter them in that way. if you say something about sucking your cock and they delete you or say no...well then it was never going to work anyway. you want to find people like you, girls that just want cock. so find them.

don't just say, suck my cock, have some depth. you have two main routes - comedy or bluntness . I would go straight up, you can pull it off i think.

try the summing on their face line. my view is...whats the worst that could happedlete you, oh well then? they never wanted to blow you anyway so who gives a fuck. as soon as a girl matches with you they know what they want and if they wanna suck yo dick or not.

Also, i suspect you are picky with your matches. don't be. even matching with some ugly land whale is good. you can practise lines on her, get her to agree to suck you off. it will help with the real thing and give you more confidence when you chat up a hot girl

>>23314630
i live in a university city, but a small one, population around 130,000. radius set to max

i do travel a lot though

>>23314640
Don't know why but i get matches with hot chicks more than with ugly chicks and i scroll averyone to the right...

Gonna do that shit you said and hope i get some strange in a few weeks. If i do than bedankt if i don't than whatever

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>>23314031
Finally a tinder bro i can relate to. You glorious bastard, how are the whores treating you?

OP is scum.

>>23314640
How easy/casual is getting like a BJ from a below average girl on Tinder? You just dirty talk, meet up somewhere, she blows you? It's that easy?

I'm decent looking, I'm usually rated 6.5-7/10 on rate threads. I'll have no prob?

>>23314640
>>23314651
I live right outside NYC. Theres no reason to not do this, thanks OP.

>>23314667
post results, and god speed!

>>23314689
life is good friend...working some as we speak

>>23314720
jelly?

>>23314725
well desu it depends, just keep asking the question. most girls aren't that keen but sometimes you will find girls that are mad for it. a girl drove 40 miles to suck my dick last week...

>>23314616
>>23314538
>ok well you are handsome
>that
>handsome
I literally look like that, hair, skin and all, with a smaller lower lip. And probably more sunken cheeks because I'm cutting. You made my day anon.

>>23314805
post a pic, ill tell you straight up bro

do you have tinder?

>>23314031
How big is your dick m8?

>>23314616
Don't have snapchat- other avenues you suggest?

>>23314811
thanks mayne but not so sane ex browsed /b/ a while back and there's a good chance she visits /soc/ as well so I'd rather not.

Also I believe making people feel good about themselves (flattery but with basis) is an important skill if you want to fugg. Only if used properly tho and in moderation.

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>>23314815
that big. not erect bro sorry

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>>23314869
None of this would work if you had a 6" x 5" dick friend. I admire your game but you have an unfair advantage that lets you get away with much more. There is no hope for average men.

>>23314900
yes it does, i don't show my dick to most of them before we meet.

>>23314900
There's no hope for faggots like you. In the end sexiness is you, your charisma what YOU as a person bring to it. Don't use looks or big dicks as a crutch.

>>23314903
Some girl says "Ooh this is something I could deffintely put up on facebook and laugh thanks"... Lol. Using your lines OP

>>23314155
um..yes

>>23314869
w..w..what does your face look like anon-san

>>23314978
Have you not just glanced at the rest of the thread? >>23314260
>>23314270

>>23314920
Help... LOl

>>23314978
you should showw me yours

>>23315016
haha such is life. she won't anyway...if she does, who cares

>>23315088
Has that happened to you? How do you respond?

>>23315103
probably, i would just play it cool. I would say....im going to post you on mine for the dullest response ever

How soon after you match do you send her a message?

>>23314788
Not jealous at all.

>>23314920
I hope she does. It would be a good warning.

>>23315149
how would it be a good warning?
>>23315148
straight away IDGAF

>>23315157
Damn. I've matched with 12 girls in the past hour and a half and none of them have messaged me back.

>>23315174
show me what you have said

>>23314183
Were the 6 people you kinda thought it would work or were it 6 people at random? What were the other replies like, just out of curiosity.

>>23314057
>>23314132
"tinder is for sluts" is usually said by people who get hateful for not getting anything out of it (be it sex, or cool dates, or relationships, or whatever) and getting all mad like "hurr they are all sluts I'm a nice guy they don't want me "
it's for people to find other people they are attracted to, what they are gonna do is up to them. There's every kind of person in there.

>>23314155
this isn't /b/ though

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>>23314324
here she is...meeting her tomorrow

>>23315197
mostly non responses, one said something...but meh. like i said i don't care about those, they were never gonna suck my dick....not well anyway.

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Is there any hope? 3 matches a month.

>>23315230
yeah, but that's if you have matches to spare lol

I'm clowny af, usually just say random bullshit on tinder and at some point we click (hopefully, but works a lot).
But then I guess at some point I should get more serious (but without being that direct like you, cause I don't think it suits me) and have trouble on that sometimes, any advice on that?

and more than once I had the feeling that the girl was into me and just wanted to fuck (and was an easy one probably) and I screwed up by not noticing that, any hints on sensing that shit before it's too late? lol
or something like a more safe step to see where it goes

cause I'm seriously more interested in going out, having a good time and making out than straighforward sex, but if the girl wants straightforward sex I'm down to it as weel, I feel like I'm missing that every time though

>>23315270
Yes! What he said ^

>tfw been dating the same girl before tinder even came out and never got to try this shit out

seems fun, lot of betas though

I just revamped my profile to have much nicer pictures, but I've run out of matches in my area. (I know, I know, it's fucking sad.)

Can I go back and re-message some of the girls I matched with but didn't message back, or is that not done?

>>23315353
To clarify, I matched with them about 2 weeks ago.

>>23314031
How long do you wait between matching and sending them a message? I've heard both "wait a while to not look desperate", and "immediately while you're on her mind."

I get a decentish number of matches, but rarely if ever get responses, and I think half of it is because I generally wait too long.

>>23315353
unmatch everyone, delete account, maybe wait a few days, try the revamped profile
has worked for me before, lol

maybe create one with a fake fb account also would help

>>23315247
what other pics do you have? scrap the bio

>>23315270
>>23315303
ok well i find a good way to move things forward like that is to complement them a bit, say they are perfect "god you're like perfect...funny, smart, pretty, love pokemon, hate cats and you even like dr who! there must be something wrong with you!?" (next message)
"what is it...? do you murder children?"
next message for each suggestion
"do you have a hideous laugh?"
"don't give head?'
"poke animals in the eye? there must be something"

then see what she says, if you're lucky she will answer each one including giving head and hopefully say she likes it, if you want you can take it further and ask if she swallows or if she avoids it, ask her directly, but be jokey 'aha i see you avoided the one about giving head!!"

keep it light, if she is game she will allow you to steer the convo

>>23315353
Yeah I live in a small city with a lot less people on tinder so only one date. I tried the "let's meet for coffee". Haven't tried "suck my dick now!" as OP.

>>23315353
i just messaged a girl i matched with a year ago, make a joke about it. 'how the fuck did i not see you!?"

>>23315367
don't play games, just message them. even use it. 'i know I'm meant to wait a bit before messaging you to play it cool, but i don't even care haha"

>>23315390
did you get anywhere?

>>23315376
yeah, seems like every single date I've got at some point I made a good compliment

what you are saying looks waay too much text for me, I always thought writing that much to give a compliment was bad, no idea why, gonna try it then
also the head thing thrown in seems good

also, qt girl, replies first messages
no bio, not really a thing you can comment on her pics, just like normal solo pics, but she's qt
what do?
(guess I could say what you've just said, just looking for more ideas)

cause I've also been trying to avoid stuff like "what do you do/study/work with/etc" cause I got bored off that talk, but sometimes it's kinda hard to find what to say in those situations

>>23315414
And what if I've mentioned them once before and gotten no response? Should I just give that one up for lost?

>>23315458
>mentioned
*messaged

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>>23315414
Good advice, think I needed it. What do you say about my profile? I live in a similar like low-volume college/beach town and have had odd trouble getting matches, I'll up the match radius then, I suppose.

Any general tips on profile or intro you might give other than your pretty great opener? Also, I have a pic of me in front of the Statue of Liberty on a boat; my hair could be better in it but would that be a good thing to throw in?

>>23315453
my line if they have no bio is....

'its hard to start a convo when you have no bio. maybe you're too busy to write one so i did one for you'

then make up some stupid shit, show me her pics and ill write it for you if you want

For the average tinder user that cum on face line would work on 1/50. Probably only a fat slut with god knows what.

That last Picture on your profile with you in that expensive looking sports car maybe brings it down to 1/5 chance for you op

>>23315414
I got to first date. I didn't set up a 2nd date. It didn't click. Last time I feel bad just swipping everyone to the right.

Right now I feel like I should just fuck around and don't think to much of it. Would you suggest a fake FB? I have a job that might frown upon this.

>>23315468
Well that's unfair. YOu look good. Of course no homo.

Bumping because I also just refreshed my pictures and I want to retry some of the girls who didn't message me back.

Is it worth a shot? What do I say?

>>23315157
To steer clear of him. Other women could see his name/pictures and know to not match with him.

>>23315414
Cheers m8. I admit I overthink this shit too much.

>>23315468
i would ditch pic two, any try hard selfies are never good really

bio is good light hearted, borderline too nerdy but it works.

post the pic and we can see. you have good mix of pictures desu. as for as other tips, just keep it light hearted and fun, joke about a lot and make sure your responses aid conversation, not shut it down

>>23315458
make a point of saying how they haven't replied, maybe joke about how shit your message was 'sorry that was shit, can i try again' if still no response, then don't chase it


>>23315480
i disagree, you cant tell if a chick is likely to be down or not. the amount of girls that say 'not looking for a hook up' on their bio that i have fucked is funny. but it depends what you want. i have a gf and two fuck buddies, so i just want a quick fuck therefore I'm not interested or bothered if a girl doesn't want that. if you want a lasting relationship its not the right approach...as i have stated several times

>>23315524
Be honest, what is your success rate out of ten?

Only talking about girls who are down

>>23315468
You look good, but your pictures are bad. 2, 3, and 4, are all face pics that convey the same thing. You can keep 3 if you want since it's not a bad pic, but definitely get rid of 4 and the mirror selfie. Add a dog pic even if it's not your dog, add a pic of you doing something outdoors even if it's just standing around somewhere that looks vaguely like nature.

Your bio is fine imo.

>>23315470
just did that, lemme see how it goes

thanks for the tips m8, will take all that into consideration

>>23315515
only if they were friends with her, and also cared and remembered him. i can tell by your logic, or lack thereof you are a female. so what is it, not getting any loving?or been used too many times? gave away your pussy for free and now your looks have faded you have nothing, and no personality to attract people?

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>>23315531
what do you mean? rate of gettingg a reply or of actually meeting and shiz?

for a reply, i literally messaged the last 15 people i matched with, i got 5 positive replies, two bad replies and the rest nothing. but none have deleted so maybe they haven't seen it...just got a bad response actually

I'm really not bothered, don't even find her attractive

>>23315560
>don't even find her attractive
lol dude the chick you were just bragging about meeting up with is hella fat and ugly

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>>23315524
Alright, cool. I always kind of got that impression from the selfie, but it's a good outfit and friends/family said it was good so I tried it. Good on the bio. Order of pictures alright?

And another note, while I appreciate what >>23315492 said, Tinder has sort of been a mystery to me. In person, I look fine, I am confident, I can start a conversation, and many people complement me on being a good conversationalist. I get shit for matches and they stop replying like three replies on, almost clockwork.

My best guess is there's too many "what do you do for fun" sort of questions and I shouldn't interrogate them, but I don't know what kind of dumb platitudes and jokes to throw otherwise. Any suggestions on that end? Even if I keep the light approach they seem to taper off quick.

Here's the pic. I have another version with someone I went with but can't quite figure if a picture with an older man would be a turn off, neutral, or humanizing. Lol.

>>23314155
Moar plz

>>23314176
I'm from Cincinnati, oh shit so u can just upload pics straight to tinder now? I'm def about to make a fake Facebook, is there still a number of friends requirement for it?

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>>23315645
And for reference, here's the alternates. Top I have iffy posture, bottom came out blurry because that's what you get for letting strangers take pictures. What's your take?

(Switched off mobile so ID changed)

>>23315622
true, she's filth. i won't fuck her though, just get blown. something to do

>>23315645
yes use that pic, no old man, this should be last pic.

i try and find a theme, a joke you can keep going back to. let me try and dig some old ones out for you

What if I don't wanna use Tinder?

>>23315694
P-please respond OP to>>23315666
I have been wanting to get on tinder for a minute but have never had a Facebook. I'm a pretty good looking guy and /fit/ and in uni so I think I could have some serious success, also what are best kind of pictures to use?

>>23315715
i don't know about requirements friend? sorry. just try it out

look at my profile, variety. sports, education, adrenaline, fun, cash

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>>23315694
Alright, wicked, I'll try it. This is what it looks like now, good order? The pic of me on the ground I had always meant as a dumb joke but it has never been mentioned, lol.

Incidentally just got a match, said something about "Butterflies in the stomach are the best kind of feeling" or something like that. Should I go straight up or a little more subtle on a joke about cum in her stomach? There's a couple real obvious jokes there and I don't care much.

>>23315728
Guess I'll figure it out, how many girls do u usually message until you get one down to fuck?

>>23315758
put 4 where 3 is to break up the face pics. and yeah make a joke about cum on her stomach, or in haha post results

>>23315777
yeah try it.. and it varies desu

>>23314829
Would like a response to this one. Just texting her, haven't text her since her last text which was two days ago...

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>>23315795
Done, thanks for the advice, I'll see how it goes. No response yet but it's past midnight so who knows, I sort of expect something. Will post tomorrow if I get something, lol.

fuck tinder

I meet people on craigslist

Tell them i want to buy shit off them

Then I meet them somewhere semi-public, like a storage garage, when its dark outside

Then i buy their shit

And go home and fap on it

>>23315213
what's wrong with her breasts?
and she seems chubby...
got more pics or her?

>>23315910
lmfao

>>23315795
OP are you still here

>>23314153
Then you aren't what he is looking for

>>23316255
mah nigga

>>23316236
yes

>>23316230
they have bite marks and bruises on them . big time sub. yes she's fat and quite munting. she just snap chatted me a video of her licking up her own cum stains off her bed after fucking herself

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>>23316268
>licking up her own cum stains off her bed after fucking herself

>>23316268
They look like burns/zits.

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>>23316268
plz rate tinder profile, Mr. Hefner

>>23315182
Op post more win / convos

>>23316268
I approve of your honest approach, btw. I wouldn't fuck you, but I would be glad you saved me the trouble.

And you know, who knows? If you caught me in the right mood on the right day, I might just be super horny and like "that dude was decently attractive, he'll do."

>>23316305
lol I failed cutting out my name, oh well

>>23316268
What are three things to NEVER say/do in a text-based conversation with a girl in tinder/sc/ect? Best win that you've gotten to date OP?

>>23316305
change your main pic

>>23316321
post pic of yourself and ill tell you what id say

>>23316324
probably the chick in the picture.... and i don't think there is anything off limits as long as it is interesting.

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>>23316365
pic

>>23316388
dude your best win is like a 7? zozzle

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>>23316432
not all about looks yano

>>23315795
>>23316365
>>23316388
10/10. I didn't get anything back form that girl, matched with someone I found entirely unattractive from just swiping right, tried your facecum response. She said I probably have "disgusting cum" (real quote) and other insults. At first it was kind of sad, then it was just good for a laugh, so thanks for that. Sometimes I understand why trolls do it.

recently met a girl i think is really attractive. don't know where to steer the conversation. any things you usually try to cover in a conversation?

>>23316444
Post more

>>23314107
This is bait. Never talk about the relationship or fucking straight out of the blue. Gotta tease into it, test limits, even in Tinder.
Girls are looking for men w/ values at first, because values generate revenue.

>>23314031
Nice advice! Keep going!

So here is my specific question, or rather, some short background first:
>be me
>be shy nerd on the verge of wizardhood
>be good looking and /fit/ too
>have money, well traveled, well educated
>realize that aint doing shit for me
>new job, new town, new life
>get tinder
And after long, hard work, I now can easily get dates from my matches, and occasionally turn a date into a fuck.

So I just came home from getting my dick wet, but since she was rather complicated, I kinda gave up, and set up another date for this evening.

So WTF do I do? The other girl could be hotter, but she already said she only had some time late in the afternoon, so unless i am really persuasive (I'm not yet at this stage), nothing is going to happen, besides maybe setting up a 2nd date.

but its a small town, so it's really risky getting seen by girl 1. Plus, I am not sure if I might have some feelings for her. And my dick certainly has feelings for her, so I am afraid of loosing a nice and moist parking spot for it.

If either one was the 20yo, 100% perfect supermodel that also has a physiscs degree, the decision would be easy, but both are normal, average, girls.

So, what do?

Risk it, amnd maybe get a 2nd pussy, or dont overdo it, and enjoy the pussy I have while I can?

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Basically, OP is totally shitty and idk where he lives, but it's probably California where girls have no self-esteem.
Here in Portland, we have feminismx100, and that "cum on your face" shit won't ever slide...
Especially being a scrawny try hard teen on motorcycles and Porsche and shit.
I fucked more girls than him last year and you know what?
I regret most of them because word gets around some times and if you meet a babe who's a friend of a friend... It's drama.
If you want a girl here, you go work out (more than I do), you go to college (full time), you work, and you go to LOTS of BAND SHOWS and local events so there's always something fun for girls to do with you, BESIDE fucking and what ever. Don't be single and always shitty like OP, fucking girls you'd never date and maybe even accidentally impregnating 1.
Pic is me, nothing amazing but I stay humble and funny/ creative.

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Pic 2 is my bio. Fuck you OP

This whole thread was just bait

>>23314547

Lol die schele cindy was ik ook een match mee maar ik ben niet zo wanhopig als jij

>>23316575
Why so salty m8?

>>23316599
So, how do you get girls to respond to you? whats your opener/ general approach?

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>>23316637
First off- don't even duck with girls you literally have nothing in common with...
Second, ask good questions, joke a bit, and most importantly...
Get their snapchats.
Then it's all fair from there and either they meet or not. Here's an example of a unique opener-
Only works because it's tailored toward this dope girls music interest background

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>>23316637
She's rly into playing guitar and doing yoga and idk. I said I play guitar, love the flamenco she likes, and want her to teach me yoga, etc.
She's dope though and my type so I invited her to punk shows.

>>23316637
Biggest trick to this all, is improving YOUR SELF, mostly by broadening the things you're interested in and knowledgable of.
This expands "your types", and controls who falls in love with you.
The second biggest is tossing Tinder, going to public events alone or with homies but split from them periodically, and just smile and dance and interact with the girls around you...
Eat lean, low carbs/complex carbs, high fat, high protein and go work out/ grow nice hair styles.

>>23316637
really just 'how are you?' don't really know where to take it from there, wtvr comes up after I guess.

>>23316657
Nice number

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I've fucked more higher class girls than faggot OP last year, and dated way more.
You all just gotta go for girls you can actually get, and work your way up if it's a problem. FACEBOOK is 10x better than Tinder, nobody uses Tinder srsly here I met 10 or so girls off tinder, 9/10 were catfishy with high standards and the 1 I liked is just not good enough either... But FACEBOOK.
Girls add me randomly on FB begging for my nut because of looks/ the heady philosophical/ spirity shit I says.
I run into half the girls on my FB eventually, and all of them figure out I'm cool.
You guys just gotta spread the truth/knowledge and never listen to faggot OPs on 4chins.

>>23316717
Why are you posting a picture of a falcon? Her fucking nose probably helps her shave 30 seconds off her mile time.

>>23316657
just sent her a link to this thread.

no sex for you faggot.

>>23316669
Yep, yep on that. Pursuing my life goals and relentlessly so. Literally got tinder last week out of boredom, got a number but she kept rescheduling, so figured she wasn't interested. Apart from that had about 30 matches this past week. Got me curious cos I'm new to it and it is a skill to engage people on there. Tho might just delete it because it is getting too distracting from what I really need to do... Which is make shit happen in my life. But since I'm a total noob at the tinder thing was interested on how you translate that to actual meeting in person :)

>>23316717
Well, there is different girls and different areas, where different stuff works. so dont be so salty.
At least OP is honest with what he wants, and does not promise a girl love or a relationship, so it seems all fair to me.

and you have virtually no right to be all high and mighty, when you post some poor girls phone number >>23316657 on fuckin 4chan! Seriously dude, you don't do that shit! Especially not when you are on a rant about how you only want to fuck a girls personality and shit!

And regrding
>Girls add me randomly on FB begging for my nut because of looks/ the heady philosophical/ spirity shit I says.
Well, if it works for you…
I actually do a PhD that has a lot of Philosophy stuff in it (though I am from another discipline), and all the girls that try do look spirity and philosophical on fb? Hell no! I'd rather fuck a slut, instead of such a hollow nutcase that thinks she is the hot shit, because she posted a motivational picture with a misquoted Kant quote on it.

>>23316688
Open up with comments thatre spun off information in her bio, and use that info to figure out more.
Keep in mind, most girls on Tinder are just there to talk game and have egos tickled while they take a shit.

Doubt OP actually met up with more than 1/15 of the girls who respond dirty to his comments, and if so, OP will be catching chlamydia at least a few times eventually.
Facebook is the dope because girls actually look at it, can get to know you better and have friends of your friends to ask about you.
But if you have her snapchat don't add her on FB until you've met her unless snap is dying and she's way more of a FB gal.
On FB just be supportive, but never complimenting, funny but never trolling. Comment on their posts rather than messaging them because it means you're appreciating the things (posts) they care about.

>>23316725
That's just some random for the comedy of her bio and also you're a fucking faggot if you wouldn't fuck her. Go suck dick somewhere else.

>>23316728
Don't care. I Will just explain I was tired and accidentally wreck less trying to help out kids who were about to take terrible misogynistic advice from a loser. plus it's Tinder, dude. And this is 4chan, dude.
If she actually cared to come look at this stupid website, I don't reeeeeally care much.
Would much rather spend my time trying to stop misogynistic bullshit liars.

>>23316763
You say that and yet you sound like the james deen type

>>23316747
And yea I was being sarcastic and exaggerative but oh well man. This is stupid, tinder is stupid, ultimately Facebook is stupid too and so am I.
If that girl came and checked this and hated me, o well man. More focus toward college.

>>23316754
Sorry bro I only fuck women not falcons

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OP! Halp! I get a few matches on tinder once in a blue moon but they never really go anywhere! Mind if you add me on Kik so you can help me out better?
Death_By_Excuse

Pic related: my profile pic.

>>23316733
If a girls willing to meet up with you off Tinder then you really probably aren't the only one, unless you know her friends/ actually have a ton in common.
Tinder is stupid but sometimes you find 1 person who you were just at a band show with...
Or who you knew a long time ago.
Who has lots of friends of yours.
And basically then it's cool.
That girl I accidentally posted the number of, probably wasn't gunna meet me anyway.
She doesn't initiate talk with me.
I'm always starting the convos. That indicates not very high of an interest...
It's improbable unless I caught her on one of those really bored "fuck it I just want someone to buy me food" kind of days.

>>23316789
Dude post pics of your whole face and be genuine

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any tips? some months I get a couple matches a day some other month I get nothing for weeks?

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>>23316867

derp

>>23316869
Thread died dude, create a new 1

>>23316869
lose weight.

>>23314031
have a kik?

>>23316813
Well, this girl and I did have a tonne in common and mutual friends. Seemed like a genuine connection, so it bummed me a bit because its a rare thing. Then again I prolly misread the situation but every time she rescheduled she would suggest a day. So it got a bit confusing, between she's not interested to maybe she is and her excuses seemed legit, we are both actors and she said she got auditons last minute etc which does happen. But like I said probs actually not keen to meet me haha

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>>23316462
Yes it is fun, shit happens

>>23316512
not always true

>>23316525
i would give the second one a go...if you pull it off you will attract more women - as long as they don't find out. but it will jus put a certain spring in your step

>>23316575
don't really get you're point to be honest. and no, i live in a town with on elf the highest levels of fems, its one of the most academic cities in the world. again not really sure where you are going with this - I'm sorry you're so mad about something that isn't my fault. i am also a brewer, which is why i haven't told you to go fuck yourself

>>23316629
because he has some deep set issue

>>23316652
did you have sex with this girl?

>>23316688
pathetic

>>23316717
you are talking absolute one sided subjective shit with no evidence - because it bollocks

>>23316728
noice

>>23316733
you are intelligent enough to see tinder for what it is - well done. better than a lot of people in this thread

>>23316747
truth speaker

>>23316748
please stop

>>23316763
you make no logical sense, its embarrassing really, and i think everyone in this thread is very aware of this except you

>>23316813
please stop assuming the situation in your life are standard. fuck you are a cretin


also will dump some convos i have had in the past

>>23316985
>>>23316525 (You) here, probably changed my ID
>i would give the second one a go...if you pull it off you will attract more women - as long as they don't find out. but it will jus put a certain spring in your step
Ahahaha, why is live so difficult. I'm probably not sociopath enough for such a high risk thing…
But girl1 is out of town for a few days next week, maybe I should try a low risk approach first? don't want to overstretch my luck.

And how did this >>23316985 convo work out? Strating off with an insult!? 'Not sure if clever or really stupid. How did you turn that around?

>>23317009
i am meeting her on sunday. She's not the most attractive but she has a fucking crazy body!

she likes creampies, rough sex from behind and swallowing. she says i have to wait for 3-5 dates before getting the booty - we will see about that!

>>23317034
>she likes creampies, rough sex from behind and swallowing. she says i have to wait for 3-5 dates before getting the booty - we will see about that!
Good luck!
Yeah, I too think that her 3-5 dates wait list is very believable, when you already talk about that on tinder…
Any more on that convo?

>>23317041
>is very believable,
isn't

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>>23317041

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>>23317062

>>23317062
Damn, where do you find those girls with no self esteem, that dont give up, even you are a total ass!?

I only can get sexual in chat when I start really slow, and with loads of compliments. Really gotta find me some girls I am not really interested in, to try that approach.

>>23317071
More.

>>23314031
Have a picture of me holding an AK-47 as my profile pic. Good idea or nah? Might be to /k/ for tinder whores.

>>23316578
That is super cringey dude, I guess is makes sense coming From a port cuck

>>23314031
How do you set the mood for a 3 some? How do you get thier minds on the trian of thought?

What are you supposed to say after someone snaps you noods?

no shit compliment them

but are you supposed to snap a pic of you grinning/gasping with a flattering caption or go straight to NSFW aswell?

>>23316669
Best advice in the thread

I'm literally jelly as fuck of OP, I've got about 8 matches in 2 weeks. But then I am picky as fuck.

No offence meant OP, but you don't have a ripped body and you're not a super model, and you still manage to match with fuck loads of girls, do you live in the middle of a massive city or something?

Maybe I need to get myself some cooler pictures...

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This is how my profile looks. Was wonder if use could tell me how to change my bio or pictures up to get more matches? Also how do I get them to talk to me

>>23318310
>>23318313
Have fewer sefies, less in your bio, try and keep it to a few sentences maximum. Putting your height is apparently a good thing, so just have that and some shit about cars, training to be a nurse and soccer.

But what do I know, I've done this with my profile and get about 0.2 matches a day

Is tinder plus worth it? Does it show your profile to more girls? Or am I just not appealing.

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What's wrong with mine?
Or just basically not good looking?

>>23318754
get some pics that aren't selfies, it looks like you have no friends

>>23318313
>sexyalbo
>brags about muh German motorcars

Try being less of a douche, that should do something.

>>23318754
Remove all your black and white pictures, you don't own a film camera. Make it look like you actually have friends or do something that doesn't involve being inside 18 hours a day. Then apply this to your real life otherwise all conversations will dry out. Just an assumption, but you should work more on your self and your aspirations before all this. This isn't just you, it applies to 96% of people on these kinds of things, but you're at least young enough to save wasting time.

>>23318754
>HTL
Ösi detektiert. Servus!
Well, the first thing that is wrong, is that you are sitting at home, asking 4chan for advice on how to get girls on a friday evening…
Which brings me to my next point:
Too many selfies. You look like you spend all your weekends at home, which is to say: boring
Oh, and you always have the same look in all your pics. I am a dude myself, so I am having a hard time really judging your face, especially given that you are way younger than I am, but I'd guess you dont look too bad, if you made another face.

And whats that bullshit with writing everything in english, when you are clearly an Austrian?
Des treib mi noch zum Wahnsinn. Jedes blöde Mädl hier hat irgendeinen "oh so deep!" Englischen sinnspruch in ihrem Profil, und wenn man denkt, naja, wirds halt a Erasmus Studentin sein, und sie auf Englisch anschreibt, dann könns as ned…
>Travel is the only thing you can buy that makes you richer
Fuck you, It's the 20th time I read that shit here today…
Really thinking of going all douchebag, and putting
>Travel is among the things I get paid for that makes me richer
In my bio. And its even true, if you use a rather loose definition of rich.

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>>23318869
>>23318754

okay I see that. I just hate the fact that you have to use fb pictures, but I attached my instagram account and I guess this at least makes it a little different.

gotta say I am actually not even bad at real life conversations, occasionally pick up girls and I go out literally every weekend with friends doing whatever. just wanted to get the tinder/lovoo stuff a shot

>>23318959

>>23318959

servus kompane,

also, ich bin eigentlich an wochnenden nie zu hause, heute ist ausnahme. In real hab ich auch gar kein problem mit den mädels, aber ich wollt den hype auch mal nachgehen.

Hab halt dass problem dass auf fb nicht so viele random bilder sind, nicht wie auf instagram, les meine andere antwort bezüglich dessen.

und warum englisch? ja ich weiß das eigentlich auch nicht, ich sehs wirklich bei vielen wienerinnen einfach

>>23319022
>heute ist ausnahme.
Na dann, dir sei verziehen…
But unlike on tinder, on this place, english kinda makes sense, so, regarding this, since this question pops up a lot:
>Hab halt dass problem dass auf fb nicht so viele random bilder sind,
You can just upload them on fb in a private/shared only with me album. dont know if that is 100% watertight, so probably dont upload pics you dont want ANYONE to see on your real facebook (those pics get you banned from tinder anyways…), but if you want to avoid weird questions about why you are uploading dozens of pics, this seems to be the way to go.
also, supposedly a new version of tinder lets you update pics directly from the app, but I'll stick with V3 anyways…

>lovoo
Is that worth a shot? Only see bad reviews about it in the appstore. Seems like it is way more bots than tinder? Whats you take on that stuff?

>>23319046

> tinder lets you update pics directly from the app
just found out, kek

>fb photos
uploading them directly makes that obsolete now I guess

>lovoo
well, it isn't that bad. Yes there are waaaaaay to fucking many bots that's true, but there's a special thing to mark your profile as real (can explain if ya want)

aaand unlike on tinder, I get local girls here. like, 5 kilometres away or even from my little fucking town, not just viennese girls etc.

next plus, I do actually get matches on there, not like on tinder. Many of them are ugly though, and I know too many girls I find on there in person, so I didnt really get anything other than chats until now.

>>23319069
>but there's a special thing to mark your profile as real (can explain if ya want)
That sounds like an "interesting" feature. WTF? But yeah, please do tell me.

>aaand unlike on tinder, I get local girls here. like, 5 kilometres away or even from my little fucking town,
>Many of them are ugly though,
Probably to do with the fact that lovoo advertises heavily on Unterschichtenfernsehen, whereas tinder does not?
Maybe gotta try it, to impress some dumb bitches with the fact that I am doing a PhD and get spend around 4000€ per year for work related flights…

>>23319086

>That sounds like an "interesting" feature. WTF? But yeah, please do tell me.

well, you got to take a picture of yourselves with a handwritten sheet that has a code on it which they send to you. They then prove the picture and if it isn't fake, you get a "verified" blue tick thingy.

>Probably to do with the fact that lovoo advertises heavily on Unterschichtenfernsehen

yeah could be, but I've seen many good ones too actually.

>Maybe gotta try it, to impress some dumb bitches with the fact that I am doing a PhD and get spend around 4000€ per year for work related flights…

kek, sounds good, go for it. what kind of PhD? and how old are you? just to get myself a view of yours

>>23319108
>well, you got to take a picture of yourselves with a handwritten sheet that has a code on it which they send to you. They then prove the picture and if it isn't fake, you get a "verified" blue tick thingy.
Holy shit. They implemented
>timestamp if new
that's just too funny.

>what kind of PhD? and how old are you? just to get myself a view of yours
Well, if you must know: Physics and 30.
Makes approaching 20 year olds a bit weird, but whatever…

>>23319124

>Makes approaching 20 year olds a bit weird

Not at all. I guess between 20 and 30 any age difference is okay. And it's even easier if you're older than them I guess

tips for getting nudes on omegle? snapchat?

>>23314031
When creating a profile for tinder, how do you make yourself standout so to get more hits?

>>23317071
>you have such a way with words
Are Tinder women that intellectually low or was she just impressed that someone told her more than "hey bb want to fuck"?

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>>23314107
Tried OP's line. Didn't work :(

I think basically you have to be under 30 for any of this style of approach to work. I'm older (though I have a fake age on Tinder) and it seems most of my matches are seeing a possible bf / beta provider type in me.

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>>23319428
And this confirms what I've suspected all along after reading all of these threads and messing around with Tinder for a while

Can I use tinder with a fake facebook account? I don't use facebook and I don't want to start using just for tinder.

>>23319216
All the other guys on tinder set the bar so low as long as you say something more than "hey bb want to fuck" you are in the like to 5%

>>23318869
What if you DON'T have any friends?

>>23315197
No. I just meant that tinder is really good for one thing. You can find interesting people, get hookups and the like. But if you're actually looking to build a serious relationship there are tons of better places to look for. There's nothing bitter about saying that.

>>23319916
Then you got bigger things to sort out in your life than Tinder

How do you feel about filters on tinder pics? yes or no?

>>23319216
sarcastic edge to it

reading comprehension might help ur chances a little

>>23314107
>>23314113

Nobody sees the Wu Tang clan watermark in the top left corner? Fucking bait guys pull yourselfs together.

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Can I get some feedback.
Made this a couple mins ago; 1st time on Tinder. Maybe I went too autist with my bio..

I actually don't have a lot of pictures of me in general, usually cuz I fuck around during pics but also mainly cuz i'm full autist shutin and thus picture that i have are when i was 15 and younger.
Not sure if 3 meh pictures will do and im strongly reluctant to debase myself in taking a selfie, but if its really recommended then i shall overcome.

Thanks.

>>23314031

15 whole women. Wow.

Do I NEED Tinder to be a womanizer or can I just fuck normally?

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>>23320275
It's all b8

Op is looking good and teach us to hook up ? Try it when u 5/10. In this case u can't do it

>>23319439
Just reply with You aren't attractive enough for anything more than a one night stand

>>23314050
Is that Anne Frank crying?

How to talk to girls where conversation kinda has to somewhat be forced, for example the gym?

I can talk to girls at parties/work/school, gym has always been odd for me though.

>>23319428

Just lol at being a sub7 male trying to use "game"

>>23314689

> tfw you'll never have a gf like this

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Is there something I'm doing wrong? I've had really only one fantastic encounter on Tinder over a year ago that ultimately didn't end up well. Any tips would do.

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>>23315468

Notice how OP shrewdly has several pictures of himself outdoors? well I read a study once that found that women were more attracted to men's pictures that depicted them outdoors, because the great outdoors has connotations of masculinity.
and the exact reverse applies to men; apparently we're more inclined to be attracted to a girl when we see a picture of her indoors, at home, doing womanly things. Interesting shit. I can't for the life of me find the study, though.

Pic related; it's me. it's crazy how many girls love this picture, probably for the reason above.

>>23322895
take the pic with your friends to 1
because you actually look better then your friends and you will be more actrative to them
+ girls like educated men, or at least pretend to
and delete the french flag pic and add one where you are outside, maybe playing football or something

>>23321167
Bullshit. looks don't really matter, a male 5 can quickly become a 8 if he dresses stylishly, and has a strong character/witty personality, and most importantly, a field that you excel in. (for me it's music, I'm a songwriter).

>>23314903
There is no such thing as a dick with a 6 inch diameter. That's like a fucking Hercules cock. No one has a Hercules cock.

>>23322930
If would appear I don't have any pictures of me doing anything outside. I'll hop on that one, otherwise, I took your advice. Thank you.

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>>23314720

Feminist detected. You mad?

I haven't read the whole thread, but what do you put in your profile, OP? I'm looking to just get laid, or find a FB if everything works out.

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>>23314270
O look

Just be white and neurotypical theory confirmed again

>>23322895
Have you tried not being black?

Heard it really works

>>23323001
Unfortunately, I can't. Believe it or not, I've pulled in some tail regardless of my race. I used to think it was a disadvantage. Around where I like, it barely matters. At least, I think. There has only ever been one girl who refused me for being black in my entire life. Verbally, at least. Maybe you're right though. Next lifetime, maybe I'll try the Caucasian thing.

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The quote is from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, as a filler.

>>23320069
Only ever use sarcasm on the internet if it's immediately recognisable as such by the reader, not as an "edge". Some people keep thinking that writing on the internet is the same as speaking in real life, and that saying something like "I really like what you did" with a sarcastic intention will make everybody understand what they meant. It may work if it's spoken in a sarcastic tone, but will only confuse everyone if it's in written form, leading to the poster being genuinely confused as to why people can't read in their mind
Or just don't use sarcasm, it's rarely clever, original or witty;

>>23319428
Don't use smileys

>>23322933
we talk right about tinder right ? not in IRL ?

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>>23314031
Congrats on the scores, but you're not a womanizer, tinder is the 0% effort route and the women there are giving you sloppy seconds on the daily. Don't help these faggots because they can't even get a lay through tinder.

>>23314270
dude you appear in a ferrari, ofcourse they will respond positively to your shit

>>23314056
Don't listen to this guy, he's fucking retarded.

There are girls our there who are cute and not such nasty fucking whores like OP.

Hope you catch an std op.

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>>23314031

I have like zero good pics on my Facebook so never made a tinder but hearing you can upload pics from camera now is it wise to just have a selfie main pic and then 1 or 2 pics of me from Facebook taken by my bro when we've been /out/?

Also for people slamming tinder as just for hooking up my mate, his bro and his friend all have long term gfs from tinder, albeit none of them are particularly attractive.

>>23320047
Ugh jesus its a yes or no answer someone give me some input

>>23320047
No, it's stupid when girls do it and it's really fucking stupid when guys do it.