Serial womaniser here, offering my time to help you out. Tinder profiles, first messages to say to matches, responses to messages you have received, any general relationship, dating and love making advice. Have proof of my work if needed.
Feel free to ask any questions. 1000+ tinder matches, have slept with 15 women this year so far.
don't get jelly. i chose to live my life in a certain way - but that doesn't mean its perfect by any means. i am a sociopath who is unable to love, i will never be in a stable, honest relationship. So don't hate m8, unless it just b8
Lol dude chill, girls aren't saints, they talk about getting dick just as much as we talk about pussy, it's human nature, for what you are looking for, check a morman colony or just wait til' the girl you are looking for is done taking dic
i actually really rate tinder, in terms of numbers of people I have actually met.
Tagged can be quite good if you are just after total sluts, depending on your country in the US its juts large black women, uk aus, nz canada is good though.
it depends what you are looking for?
first rule is to decide what it is you want. now lets face it, most of you would like a good fuck right? Well then sift out the women that don't want this. I tried this line today, it has worked wonders....surprising.
tinder is literally where sluts find fuckbuddies. try not to look there, if you want something stable. find someone through an interesting hobby or in just about any other circumstance.
if you ever managed to find someone on tinder and started building on that, do you REALLY think she'd stop using it and fucking numerous men on the side? no. you're much better off just not using it, although it serves well if you need to build confidence and then move on.
OP whats the best app to use besides tinder? I don't have a jewbook and failed miserably on POF even though I only had it for a week. I just don't have a bunch of good pictures of myself and live at home with parents.
no just a pic i like. i do have a submissive slut on my books at the moment tho. i made her post a video to her snapchat story the other day saying she was a worthless slut good for nothing except sucking dick and she was lucky to have a master like me ha
just got another reply this minute....
yeah i look arrogant there, I'm not actually.
but you are right, confidence is key. if you act as though you believe you are acctarctive, or rich, or whatever else, people will think it. If you sit quietly like you are shy and think you are ugly, people will think you are. its about manipulation and using peoples weakness. for example, i would send very aggressive message about summing on people faces on a thursday, friday or sat. Why not? because they have this notion they are going to look amazing this weekend when they go out an meet some hot guy....much better to message them when they are back in their shit job with no money having not got laid over the weekend. its not luck you know guys, its planning - but its simple stuff that you might not think about...
simple as that. ill meet her somewhere next week, no dinner, no flowers and cum all over her face. If we go for a drink before or after i even pretend i left my wallet at home, kind of a trademark. One its a good ice breaker and get her laughing...and makes me feel good when a slut buys me a beer then sucks my dick.
god I'm a monster
Thanks dude. I've been stuck in a rutt lately. Your posts reminded me that it's all internal. I've been on the fench about tinder, but I'll try it out.
Getting laid is honestly not that hard. If I can do it, and I'm a 27 year old pokemon nerd, than anyone can. Confidence is key. Don't have it? Fake it till you make it. oh, and work out!
they didn't reply. I delete matches after 3 days if they don't reply so this is all right now
Now I think I know the answer, and I thought this girl would just be cool to meet up with not just fuck because we had common interests etc. And I thought it went fin got her number anyway the story goes:
Match w/ girl on Tinder. Plan to meet up. Girl keeps rescheduling but she keeps suggesting to meet up another time and give specific days. Seems like legit reasons, e.g. auditions, she's an actor, I'm an actor and I know auditions come up last minute. I assume she isn't interested... But she keeps suggesting to meet up again. Happened three times now... WTF like I would assume if she wasn't interested she'd just ignore me like a normal person. What do you think? Bear in mind I was genuinely interested in meeting her and didn't say much at all over text except plans to meet etc
ok well you are handsome which is a start. stop deleting them after three days. why do you do that?
what do you want out of all this, honestly?
i would get her snapchat and see how that goes. see if she is really keen. if you get noods off her or at least cute personal photos then she's interested. if she is evasive still, bin her
then filter them in that way. if you say something about sucking your cock and they delete you or say no...well then it was never going to work anyway. you want to find people like you, girls that just want cock. so find them.
don't just say, suck my cock, have some depth. you have two main routes - comedy or bluntness . I would go straight up, you can pull it off i think.
try the summing on their face line. my view is...whats the worst that could happedlete you, oh well then? they never wanted to blow you anyway so who gives a fuck. as soon as a girl matches with you they know what they want and if they wanna suck yo dick or not.
Also, i suspect you are picky with your matches. don't be. even matching with some ugly land whale is good. you can practise lines on her, get her to agree to suck you off. it will help with the real thing and give you more confidence when you chat up a hot girl
Don't know why but i get matches with hot chicks more than with ugly chicks and i scroll averyone to the right...
Gonna do that shit you said and hope i get some strange in a few weeks. If i do than bedankt if i don't than whatever
Finally a tinder bro i can relate to. You glorious bastard, how are the whores treating you?
How easy/casual is getting like a BJ from a below average girl on Tinder? You just dirty talk, meet up somewhere, she blows you? It's that easy?
I'm decent looking, I'm usually rated 6.5-7/10 on rate threads. I'll have no prob?
post results, and god speed!
life is good friend...working some as we speak
well desu it depends, just keep asking the question. most girls aren't that keen but sometimes you will find girls that are mad for it. a girl drove 40 miles to suck my dick last week...
>ok well you are handsome
I literally look like that, hair, skin and all, with a smaller lower lip. And probably more sunken cheeks because I'm cutting. You made my day anon.
thanks mayne but not so sane ex browsed /b/ a while back and there's a good chance she visits /soc/ as well so I'd rather not.
Also I believe making people feel good about themselves (flattery but with basis) is an important skill if you want to fugg. Only if used properly tho and in moderation.
None of this would work if you had a 6" x 5" dick friend. I admire your game but you have an unfair advantage that lets you get away with much more. There is no hope for average men.
Were the 6 people you kinda thought it would work or were it 6 people at random? What were the other replies like, just out of curiosity.
"tinder is for sluts" is usually said by people who get hateful for not getting anything out of it (be it sex, or cool dates, or relationships, or whatever) and getting all mad like "hurr they are all sluts I'm a nice guy they don't want me "
it's for people to find other people they are attracted to, what they are gonna do is up to them. There's every kind of person in there.
this isn't /b/ though
Is there any hope? 3 matches a month.
yeah, but that's if you have matches to spare lol
I'm clowny af, usually just say random bullshit on tinder and at some point we click (hopefully, but works a lot).
But then I guess at some point I should get more serious (but without being that direct like you, cause I don't think it suits me) and have trouble on that sometimes, any advice on that?
and more than once I had the feeling that the girl was into me and just wanted to fuck (and was an easy one probably) and I screwed up by not noticing that, any hints on sensing that shit before it's too late? lol
or something like a more safe step to see where it goes
cause I'm seriously more interested in going out, having a good time and making out than straighforward sex, but if the girl wants straightforward sex I'm down to it as weel, I feel like I'm missing that every time though
I just revamped my profile to have much nicer pictures, but I've run out of matches in my area. (I know, I know, it's fucking sad.)
Can I go back and re-message some of the girls I matched with but didn't message back, or is that not done?
How long do you wait between matching and sending them a message? I've heard both "wait a while to not look desperate", and "immediately while you're on her mind."
I get a decentish number of matches, but rarely if ever get responses, and I think half of it is because I generally wait too long.
what other pics do you have? scrap the bio
ok well i find a good way to move things forward like that is to complement them a bit, say they are perfect "god you're like perfect...funny, smart, pretty, love pokemon, hate cats and you even like dr who! there must be something wrong with you!?" (next message)
"what is it...? do you murder children?"
next message for each suggestion
"do you have a hideous laugh?"
"don't give head?'
"poke animals in the eye? there must be something"
then see what she says, if you're lucky she will answer each one including giving head and hopefully say she likes it, if you want you can take it further and ask if she swallows or if she avoids it, ask her directly, but be jokey 'aha i see you avoided the one about giving head!!"
keep it light, if she is game she will allow you to steer the convo
i just messaged a girl i matched with a year ago, make a joke about it. 'how the fuck did i not see you!?"
don't play games, just message them. even use it. 'i know I'm meant to wait a bit before messaging you to play it cool, but i don't even care haha"
did you get anywhere?
yeah, seems like every single date I've got at some point I made a good compliment
what you are saying looks waay too much text for me, I always thought writing that much to give a compliment was bad, no idea why, gonna try it then
also the head thing thrown in seems good
also, qt girl, replies first messages
no bio, not really a thing you can comment on her pics, just like normal solo pics, but she's qt
(guess I could say what you've just said, just looking for more ideas)
cause I've also been trying to avoid stuff like "what do you do/study/work with/etc" cause I got bored off that talk, but sometimes it's kinda hard to find what to say in those situations
Good advice, think I needed it. What do you say about my profile? I live in a similar like low-volume college/beach town and have had odd trouble getting matches, I'll up the match radius then, I suppose.
Any general tips on profile or intro you might give other than your pretty great opener? Also, I have a pic of me in front of the Statue of Liberty on a boat; my hair could be better in it but would that be a good thing to throw in?
my line if they have no bio is....
'its hard to start a convo when you have no bio. maybe you're too busy to write one so i did one for you'
then make up some stupid shit, show me her pics and ill write it for you if you want
For the average tinder user that cum on face line would work on 1/50. Probably only a fat slut with god knows what.
That last Picture on your profile with you in that expensive looking sports car maybe brings it down to 1/5 chance for you op
I got to first date. I didn't set up a 2nd date. It didn't click. Last time I feel bad just swipping everyone to the right.
Right now I feel like I should just fuck around and don't think to much of it. Would you suggest a fake FB? I have a job that might frown upon this.
i would ditch pic two, any try hard selfies are never good really
bio is good light hearted, borderline too nerdy but it works.
post the pic and we can see. you have good mix of pictures desu. as for as other tips, just keep it light hearted and fun, joke about a lot and make sure your responses aid conversation, not shut it down
make a point of saying how they haven't replied, maybe joke about how shit your message was 'sorry that was shit, can i try again' if still no response, then don't chase it
i disagree, you cant tell if a chick is likely to be down or not. the amount of girls that say 'not looking for a hook up' on their bio that i have fucked is funny. but it depends what you want. i have a gf and two fuck buddies, so i just want a quick fuck therefore I'm not interested or bothered if a girl doesn't want that. if you want a lasting relationship its not the right approach...as i have stated several times
You look good, but your pictures are bad. 2, 3, and 4, are all face pics that convey the same thing. You can keep 3 if you want since it's not a bad pic, but definitely get rid of 4 and the mirror selfie. Add a dog pic even if it's not your dog, add a pic of you doing something outdoors even if it's just standing around somewhere that looks vaguely like nature.
Your bio is fine imo.
only if they were friends with her, and also cared and remembered him. i can tell by your logic, or lack thereof you are a female. so what is it, not getting any loving?or been used too many times? gave away your pussy for free and now your looks have faded you have nothing, and no personality to attract people?
what do you mean? rate of gettingg a reply or of actually meeting and shiz?
for a reply, i literally messaged the last 15 people i matched with, i got 5 positive replies, two bad replies and the rest nothing. but none have deleted so maybe they haven't seen it...just got a bad response actually
I'm really not bothered, don't even find her attractive
Alright, cool. I always kind of got that impression from the selfie, but it's a good outfit and friends/family said it was good so I tried it. Good on the bio. Order of pictures alright?
And another note, while I appreciate what >>23315492 said, Tinder has sort of been a mystery to me. In person, I look fine, I am confident, I can start a conversation, and many people complement me on being a good conversationalist. I get shit for matches and they stop replying like three replies on, almost clockwork.
My best guess is there's too many "what do you do for fun" sort of questions and I shouldn't interrogate them, but I don't know what kind of dumb platitudes and jokes to throw otherwise. Any suggestions on that end? Even if I keep the light approach they seem to taper off quick.
Here's the pic. I have another version with someone I went with but can't quite figure if a picture with an older man would be a turn off, neutral, or humanizing. Lol.
And for reference, here's the alternates. Top I have iffy posture, bottom came out blurry because that's what you get for letting strangers take pictures. What's your take?
(Switched off mobile so ID changed)
true, she's filth. i won't fuck her though, just get blown. something to do
yes use that pic, no old man, this should be last pic.
i try and find a theme, a joke you can keep going back to. let me try and dig some old ones out for you
P-please respond OP to>>23315666
I have been wanting to get on tinder for a minute but have never had a Facebook. I'm a pretty good looking guy and /fit/ and in uni so I think I could have some serious success, also what are best kind of pictures to use?
Alright, wicked, I'll try it. This is what it looks like now, good order? The pic of me on the ground I had always meant as a dumb joke but it has never been mentioned, lol.
Incidentally just got a match, said something about "Butterflies in the stomach are the best kind of feeling" or something like that. Should I go straight up or a little more subtle on a joke about cum in her stomach? There's a couple real obvious jokes there and I don't care much.
Done, thanks for the advice, I'll see how it goes. No response yet but it's past midnight so who knows, I sort of expect something. Will post tomorrow if I get something, lol.
I meet people on craigslist
Tell them i want to buy shit off them
Then I meet them somewhere semi-public, like a storage garage, when its dark outside
Then i buy their shit
And go home and fap on it
they have bite marks and bruises on them . big time sub. yes she's fat and quite munting. she just snap chatted me a video of her licking up her own cum stains off her bed after fucking herself
>licking up her own cum stains off her bed after fucking herself
I approve of your honest approach, btw. I wouldn't fuck you, but I would be glad you saved me the trouble.
And you know, who knows? If you caught me in the right mood on the right day, I might just be super horny and like "that dude was decently attractive, he'll do."
change your main pic
post pic of yourself and ill tell you what id say
probably the chick in the picture.... and i don't think there is anything off limits as long as it is interesting.
10/10. I didn't get anything back form that girl, matched with someone I found entirely unattractive from just swiping right, tried your facecum response. She said I probably have "disgusting cum" (real quote) and other insults. At first it was kind of sad, then it was just good for a laugh, so thanks for that. Sometimes I understand why trolls do it.
This is bait. Never talk about the relationship or fucking straight out of the blue. Gotta tease into it, test limits, even in Tinder.
Girls are looking for men w/ values at first, because values generate revenue.
Nice advice! Keep going!
So here is my specific question, or rather, some short background first:
>be shy nerd on the verge of wizardhood
>be good looking and /fit/ too
>have money, well traveled, well educated
>realize that aint doing shit for me
>new job, new town, new life
And after long, hard work, I now can easily get dates from my matches, and occasionally turn a date into a fuck.
So I just came home from getting my dick wet, but since she was rather complicated, I kinda gave up, and set up another date for this evening.
So WTF do I do? The other girl could be hotter, but she already said she only had some time late in the afternoon, so unless i am really persuasive (I'm not yet at this stage), nothing is going to happen, besides maybe setting up a 2nd date.
but its a small town, so it's really risky getting seen by girl 1. Plus, I am not sure if I might have some feelings for her. And my dick certainly has feelings for her, so I am afraid of loosing a nice and moist parking spot for it.
If either one was the 20yo, 100% perfect supermodel that also has a physiscs degree, the decision would be easy, but both are normal, average, girls.
So, what do?
Risk it, amnd maybe get a 2nd pussy, or dont overdo it, and enjoy the pussy I have while I can?
Basically, OP is totally shitty and idk where he lives, but it's probably California where girls have no self-esteem.
Here in Portland, we have feminismx100, and that "cum on your face" shit won't ever slide...
Especially being a scrawny try hard teen on motorcycles and Porsche and shit.
I fucked more girls than him last year and you know what?
I regret most of them because word gets around some times and if you meet a babe who's a friend of a friend... It's drama.
If you want a girl here, you go work out (more than I do), you go to college (full time), you work, and you go to LOTS of BAND SHOWS and local events so there's always something fun for girls to do with you, BESIDE fucking and what ever. Don't be single and always shitty like OP, fucking girls you'd never date and maybe even accidentally impregnating 1.
Pic is me, nothing amazing but I stay humble and funny/ creative.
First off- don't even duck with girls you literally have nothing in common with...
Second, ask good questions, joke a bit, and most importantly...
Get their snapchats.
Then it's all fair from there and either they meet or not. Here's an example of a unique opener-
Only works because it's tailored toward this dope girls music interest background
She's rly into playing guitar and doing yoga and idk. I said I play guitar, love the flamenco she likes, and want her to teach me yoga, etc.
She's dope though and my type so I invited her to punk shows.
Biggest trick to this all, is improving YOUR SELF, mostly by broadening the things you're interested in and knowledgable of.
This expands "your types", and controls who falls in love with you.
The second biggest is tossing Tinder, going to public events alone or with homies but split from them periodically, and just smile and dance and interact with the girls around you...
Eat lean, low carbs/complex carbs, high fat, high protein and go work out/ grow nice hair styles.
I've fucked more higher class girls than faggot OP last year, and dated way more.
You all just gotta go for girls you can actually get, and work your way up if it's a problem. FACEBOOK is 10x better than Tinder, nobody uses Tinder srsly here I met 10 or so girls off tinder, 9/10 were catfishy with high standards and the 1 I liked is just not good enough either... But FACEBOOK.
Girls add me randomly on FB begging for my nut because of looks/ the heady philosophical/ spirity shit I says.
I run into half the girls on my FB eventually, and all of them figure out I'm cool.
You guys just gotta spread the truth/knowledge and never listen to faggot OPs on 4chins.
Yep, yep on that. Pursuing my life goals and relentlessly so. Literally got tinder last week out of boredom, got a number but she kept rescheduling, so figured she wasn't interested. Apart from that had about 30 matches this past week. Got me curious cos I'm new to it and it is a skill to engage people on there. Tho might just delete it because it is getting too distracting from what I really need to do... Which is make shit happen in my life. But since I'm a total noob at the tinder thing was interested on how you translate that to actual meeting in person :)
Well, there is different girls and different areas, where different stuff works. so dont be so salty.
At least OP is honest with what he wants, and does not promise a girl love or a relationship, so it seems all fair to me.
and you have virtually no right to be all high and mighty, when you post some poor girls phone number >>23316657 on fuckin 4chan! Seriously dude, you don't do that shit! Especially not when you are on a rant about how you only want to fuck a girls personality and shit!
>Girls add me randomly on FB begging for my nut because of looks/ the heady philosophical/ spirity shit I says.
Well, if it works for you…
I actually do a PhD that has a lot of Philosophy stuff in it (though I am from another discipline), and all the girls that try do look spirity and philosophical on fb? Hell no! I'd rather fuck a slut, instead of such a hollow nutcase that thinks she is the hot shit, because she posted a motivational picture with a misquoted Kant quote on it.
Open up with comments thatre spun off information in her bio, and use that info to figure out more.
Keep in mind, most girls on Tinder are just there to talk game and have egos tickled while they take a shit.
Doubt OP actually met up with more than 1/15 of the girls who respond dirty to his comments, and if so, OP will be catching chlamydia at least a few times eventually.
Facebook is the dope because girls actually look at it, can get to know you better and have friends of your friends to ask about you.
But if you have her snapchat don't add her on FB until you've met her unless snap is dying and she's way more of a FB gal.
On FB just be supportive, but never complimenting, funny but never trolling. Comment on their posts rather than messaging them because it means you're appreciating the things (posts) they care about.
Don't care. I Will just explain I was tired and accidentally wreck less trying to help out kids who were about to take terrible misogynistic advice from a loser. plus it's Tinder, dude. And this is 4chan, dude.
If she actually cared to come look at this stupid website, I don't reeeeeally care much.
Would much rather spend my time trying to stop misogynistic bullshit liars.
And yea I was being sarcastic and exaggerative but oh well man. This is stupid, tinder is stupid, ultimately Facebook is stupid too and so am I.
If that girl came and checked this and hated me, o well man. More focus toward college.
OP! Halp! I get a few matches on tinder once in a blue moon but they never really go anywhere! Mind if you add me on Kik so you can help me out better?
Pic related: my profile pic.
If a girls willing to meet up with you off Tinder then you really probably aren't the only one, unless you know her friends/ actually have a ton in common.
Tinder is stupid but sometimes you find 1 person who you were just at a band show with...
Or who you knew a long time ago.
Who has lots of friends of yours.
And basically then it's cool.
That girl I accidentally posted the number of, probably wasn't gunna meet me anyway.
She doesn't initiate talk with me.
I'm always starting the convos. That indicates not very high of an interest...
It's improbable unless I caught her on one of those really bored "fuck it I just want someone to buy me food" kind of days.
any tips? some months I get a couple matches a day some other month I get nothing for weeks?
Well, this girl and I did have a tonne in common and mutual friends. Seemed like a genuine connection, so it bummed me a bit because its a rare thing. Then again I prolly misread the situation but every time she rescheduled she would suggest a day. So it got a bit confusing, between she's not interested to maybe she is and her excuses seemed legit, we are both actors and she said she got auditons last minute etc which does happen. But like I said probs actually not keen to meet me haha
Yes it is fun, shit happens
not always true
i would give the second one a go...if you pull it off you will attract more women - as long as they don't find out. but it will jus put a certain spring in your step
don't really get you're point to be honest. and no, i live in a town with on elf the highest levels of fems, its one of the most academic cities in the world. again not really sure where you are going with this - I'm sorry you're so mad about something that isn't my fault. i am also a brewer, which is why i haven't told you to go fuck yourself
because he has some deep set issue
did you have sex with this girl?
you are talking absolute one sided subjective shit with no evidence - because it bollocks
you are intelligent enough to see tinder for what it is - well done. better than a lot of people in this thread
you make no logical sense, its embarrassing really, and i think everyone in this thread is very aware of this except you
please stop assuming the situation in your life are standard. fuck you are a cretin
also will dump some convos i have had in the past
>>>23316525 (You) here, probably changed my ID
>i would give the second one a go...if you pull it off you will attract more women - as long as they don't find out. but it will jus put a certain spring in your step
Ahahaha, why is live so difficult. I'm probably not sociopath enough for such a high risk thing…
But girl1 is out of town for a few days next week, maybe I should try a low risk approach first? don't want to overstretch my luck.
And how did this >>23316985 convo work out? Strating off with an insult!? 'Not sure if clever or really stupid. How did you turn that around?
i am meeting her on sunday. She's not the most attractive but she has a fucking crazy body!
she likes creampies, rough sex from behind and swallowing. she says i have to wait for 3-5 dates before getting the booty - we will see about that!
>she likes creampies, rough sex from behind and swallowing. she says i have to wait for 3-5 dates before getting the booty - we will see about that!
Yeah, I too think that her 3-5 dates wait list is very believable, when you already talk about that on tinder…
Any more on that convo?
Damn, where do you find those girls with no self esteem, that dont give up, even you are a total ass!?
I only can get sexual in chat when I start really slow, and with loads of compliments. Really gotta find me some girls I am not really interested in, to try that approach.
What are you supposed to say after someone snaps you noods?
no shit compliment them
but are you supposed to snap a pic of you grinning/gasping with a flattering caption or go straight to NSFW aswell?
I'm literally jelly as fuck of OP, I've got about 8 matches in 2 weeks. But then I am picky as fuck.
No offence meant OP, but you don't have a ripped body and you're not a super model, and you still manage to match with fuck loads of girls, do you live in the middle of a massive city or something?
Maybe I need to get myself some cooler pictures...
This is how my profile looks. Was wonder if use could tell me how to change my bio or pictures up to get more matches? Also how do I get them to talk to me
Have fewer sefies, less in your bio, try and keep it to a few sentences maximum. Putting your height is apparently a good thing, so just have that and some shit about cars, training to be a nurse and soccer.
But what do I know, I've done this with my profile and get about 0.2 matches a day
What's wrong with mine?
Or just basically not good looking?
Remove all your black and white pictures, you don't own a film camera. Make it look like you actually have friends or do something that doesn't involve being inside 18 hours a day. Then apply this to your real life otherwise all conversations will dry out. Just an assumption, but you should work more on your self and your aspirations before all this. This isn't just you, it applies to 96% of people on these kinds of things, but you're at least young enough to save wasting time.
Ösi detektiert. Servus!
Well, the first thing that is wrong, is that you are sitting at home, asking 4chan for advice on how to get girls on a friday evening…
Which brings me to my next point:
Too many selfies. You look like you spend all your weekends at home, which is to say: boring
Oh, and you always have the same look in all your pics. I am a dude myself, so I am having a hard time really judging your face, especially given that you are way younger than I am, but I'd guess you dont look too bad, if you made another face.
And whats that bullshit with writing everything in english, when you are clearly an Austrian?
Des treib mi noch zum Wahnsinn. Jedes blöde Mädl hier hat irgendeinen "oh so deep!" Englischen sinnspruch in ihrem Profil, und wenn man denkt, naja, wirds halt a Erasmus Studentin sein, und sie auf Englisch anschreibt, dann könns as ned…
>Travel is the only thing you can buy that makes you richer
Fuck you, It's the 20th time I read that shit here today…
Really thinking of going all douchebag, and putting
>Travel is among the things I get paid for that makes me richer
In my bio. And its even true, if you use a rather loose definition of rich.
okay I see that. I just hate the fact that you have to use fb pictures, but I attached my instagram account and I guess this at least makes it a little different.
gotta say I am actually not even bad at real life conversations, occasionally pick up girls and I go out literally every weekend with friends doing whatever. just wanted to get the tinder/lovoo stuff a shot
also, ich bin eigentlich an wochnenden nie zu hause, heute ist ausnahme. In real hab ich auch gar kein problem mit den mädels, aber ich wollt den hype auch mal nachgehen.
Hab halt dass problem dass auf fb nicht so viele random bilder sind, nicht wie auf instagram, les meine andere antwort bezüglich dessen.
und warum englisch? ja ich weiß das eigentlich auch nicht, ich sehs wirklich bei vielen wienerinnen einfach
>heute ist ausnahme.
Na dann, dir sei verziehen…
But unlike on tinder, on this place, english kinda makes sense, so, regarding this, since this question pops up a lot:
>Hab halt dass problem dass auf fb nicht so viele random bilder sind,
You can just upload them on fb in a private/shared only with me album. dont know if that is 100% watertight, so probably dont upload pics you dont want ANYONE to see on your real facebook (those pics get you banned from tinder anyways…), but if you want to avoid weird questions about why you are uploading dozens of pics, this seems to be the way to go.
also, supposedly a new version of tinder lets you update pics directly from the app, but I'll stick with V3 anyways…
Is that worth a shot? Only see bad reviews about it in the appstore. Seems like it is way more bots than tinder? Whats you take on that stuff?
> tinder lets you update pics directly from the app
just found out, kek
uploading them directly makes that obsolete now I guess
well, it isn't that bad. Yes there are waaaaaay to fucking many bots that's true, but there's a special thing to mark your profile as real (can explain if ya want)
aaand unlike on tinder, I get local girls here. like, 5 kilometres away or even from my little fucking town, not just viennese girls etc.
next plus, I do actually get matches on there, not like on tinder. Many of them are ugly though, and I know too many girls I find on there in person, so I didnt really get anything other than chats until now.
>but there's a special thing to mark your profile as real (can explain if ya want)
That sounds like an "interesting" feature. WTF? But yeah, please do tell me.
>aaand unlike on tinder, I get local girls here. like, 5 kilometres away or even from my little fucking town,
>Many of them are ugly though,
Probably to do with the fact that lovoo advertises heavily on Unterschichtenfernsehen, whereas tinder does not?
Maybe gotta try it, to impress some dumb bitches with the fact that I am doing a PhD and get spend around 4000€ per year for work related flights…
>That sounds like an "interesting" feature. WTF? But yeah, please do tell me.
well, you got to take a picture of yourselves with a handwritten sheet that has a code on it which they send to you. They then prove the picture and if it isn't fake, you get a "verified" blue tick thingy.
>Probably to do with the fact that lovoo advertises heavily on Unterschichtenfernsehen
yeah could be, but I've seen many good ones too actually.
>Maybe gotta try it, to impress some dumb bitches with the fact that I am doing a PhD and get spend around 4000€ per year for work related flights…
kek, sounds good, go for it. what kind of PhD? and how old are you? just to get myself a view of yours
>well, you got to take a picture of yourselves with a handwritten sheet that has a code on it which they send to you. They then prove the picture and if it isn't fake, you get a "verified" blue tick thingy.
Holy shit. They implemented
>timestamp if new
that's just too funny.
>what kind of PhD? and how old are you? just to get myself a view of yours
Well, if you must know: Physics and 30.
Makes approaching 20 year olds a bit weird, but whatever…
Tried OP's line. Didn't work :(
I think basically you have to be under 30 for any of this style of approach to work. I'm older (though I have a fake age on Tinder) and it seems most of my matches are seeing a possible bf / beta provider type in me.
And this confirms what I've suspected all along after reading all of these threads and messing around with Tinder for a while
No. I just meant that tinder is really good for one thing. You can find interesting people, get hookups and the like. But if you're actually looking to build a serious relationship there are tons of better places to look for. There's nothing bitter about saying that.
Can I get some feedback.
Made this a couple mins ago; 1st time on Tinder. Maybe I went too autist with my bio..
I actually don't have a lot of pictures of me in general, usually cuz I fuck around during pics but also mainly cuz i'm full autist shutin and thus picture that i have are when i was 15 and younger.
Not sure if 3 meh pictures will do and im strongly reluctant to debase myself in taking a selfie, but if its really recommended then i shall overcome.
It's all b8
Is there something I'm doing wrong? I've had really only one fantastic encounter on Tinder over a year ago that ultimately didn't end up well. Any tips would do.
Notice how OP shrewdly has several pictures of himself outdoors? well I read a study once that found that women were more attracted to men's pictures that depicted them outdoors, because the great outdoors has connotations of masculinity.
and the exact reverse applies to men; apparently we're more inclined to be attracted to a girl when we see a picture of her indoors, at home, doing womanly things. Interesting shit. I can't for the life of me find the study, though.
Pic related; it's me. it's crazy how many girls love this picture, probably for the reason above.
take the pic with your friends to 1
because you actually look better then your friends and you will be more actrative to them
+ girls like educated men, or at least pretend to
and delete the french flag pic and add one where you are outside, maybe playing football or something
Bullshit. looks don't really matter, a male 5 can quickly become a 8 if he dresses stylishly, and has a strong character/witty personality, and most importantly, a field that you excel in. (for me it's music, I'm a songwriter).
Just be white and neurotypical theory confirmed again
Unfortunately, I can't. Believe it or not, I've pulled in some tail regardless of my race. I used to think it was a disadvantage. Around where I like, it barely matters. At least, I think. There has only ever been one girl who refused me for being black in my entire life. Verbally, at least. Maybe you're right though. Next lifetime, maybe I'll try the Caucasian thing.
The quote is from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, as a filler.
Only ever use sarcasm on the internet if it's immediately recognisable as such by the reader, not as an "edge". Some people keep thinking that writing on the internet is the same as speaking in real life, and that saying something like "I really like what you did" with a sarcastic intention will make everybody understand what they meant. It may work if it's spoken in a sarcastic tone, but will only confuse everyone if it's in written form, leading to the poster being genuinely confused as to why people can't read in their mind
Or just don't use sarcasm, it's rarely clever, original or witty;
Congrats on the scores, but you're not a womanizer, tinder is the 0% effort route and the women there are giving you sloppy seconds on the daily. Don't help these faggots because they can't even get a lay through tinder.
I have like zero good pics on my Facebook so never made a tinder but hearing you can upload pics from camera now is it wise to just have a selfie main pic and then 1 or 2 pics of me from Facebook taken by my bro when we've been /out/?
Also for people slamming tinder as just for hooking up my mate, his bro and his friend all have long term gfs from tinder, albeit none of them are particularly attractive.