FEMALE SEXY AUDIO (FSA)
Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans all recorded on vocaroo or other sites and posted.
Be as tame, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite sexual fantasies, and/or just look for requests on the thread.
Please remember to tag your post with your Thread name, the request link and/or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)
And if you sing please put the title on it.
All content is welcome here, but please keep in mind:
>Please keep long scripts and extreme scripts in pastebins (http://pastebin.com)
>Name and picture requests are generally ignored. Contactfagging is also generally ignored and discouraged by the /soc/ rules unless given permission by the performer.
>Refrain from spamming the thread.
>General 4chan and /soc/ rules apply.
>Please be civil towards the people.
>No one is entitled to get their request done.
GIANT SCRIPT and LINK ARCHIVE: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW
AUDIO HOSTING SITES
SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs
FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD
!!!QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS!!! http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w
PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9
VK's THREAD PANEL IMAGES http://imgur.com/a/NMCFe
Olllie's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/6ArTJ & http://imgur.com/a/BA82B
Azula's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/JM9I6#0
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ARE YOU NEW TO THE FSA EXPERIENCE?
First time to the thread? Unsure what to do? Why not answer some questions?*
OR masturbate/moan for us? <everyone loves that>
OR you can just pick a script off the thread or in our vast and untamed script archive: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW
*QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w
If the New Girl questions are too much for you, try MSA's Q's: http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb
PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9
Midnight Rambler's tips on audio recording: http://pastebin.com/4F98LTC0
FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD
My last time.
It was a hot day so I rocked up to his place with mango smoothies for us and he was working on his old school BMW. I’m not hugely into cars like he is, but fuck he looked hot sweating and working in the heat. He looked up, gave me a smile as I walked over to him and kissed me on the cheek as I handed him his smoothie. I walked inside to put my things down and he came inside with me. I was feeling sexy that day so I wore an innocent looking dress with thigh high stockings, black lace bra, black g-string with a lace black suspender belt underneath. He said he felt hot and sweaty so we started to run a bubble bath, I lit up a spliff as he started to undress, had a few puffs and handed it to him. After his first toke, I started to undress. He saw what I was wearing and started smiling as he handed me the spliff back. I took a few puffs again and put it out as he grabbed me, spun me around and started kissing my neck from behind, running his hands all over my back, ass and thighs. I was already incredibly horny so I started to be rough with my reactions, he took that as indication I wanted to be fucked, right then and there. So he viciously bent me over and I held onto the edge of the bathtub and he pushed my g-string to the side and slid his rock hard cock into my tight wet cunt, I asked him to pull my hair since I’ve never asked him to before, he was surprised but more than happy to. He pounded the fuck out of my cunt harder than he ever has, pulled my hair, choked me, slapped my ass, just how I like it, just as I was just about to cum, he pulled out, got down on his knees and tongue fucked me, licked and sucked my clit while rubbing my g-spot with his fingers until I clenched up and came all over his hand.
So glad I found someone who likes to treat me like a princess and fuck me like a whore.
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<FSA SCRIPTS BY SUBJECT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
"Footjob 1" http://pastebin.com/yqQhZ2xZ
"Candy Colored Foot Freak"
Building A (Foot) Fetish
[foot][public][teasing][maybe mildly femdommy]
She wants him to be more into footplay, and she knows how to push his buttons.
"Not Just Feet"
[MF] [footplay][1st time]
#38 in Transcribed. She was meh about feet when he offered to massage them, but not afterwards. Not at all.
ANONCHAN 781 SCRIPT ARCHIVE
"Ode to a footfag" http://pastebin.com/dS0S7s6Q
"First foot one" http://pastebin.com/LEEjKWFM
Script - Restaurant Foot Tease (foot fetish, public sex)
Bro/Sis - Foot Fetish
"UNDER THE TABLE" (POEM)
FSA SCRIPTS BY SUBJECT http://pastebin.com/RYXxya7b
FSA FUTANARI http://pastebin.com/XfUX3Qh6
FSA COCK-RELATED SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/Tk99kewv
FSA ROBOTS, GYNOIDS, SIMULANTS & ALIENS http://pastebin.com/RM2dk3cm
FSA FEMSUB COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/ggca5wdW
FSA GIRL-ON-GIRL COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/QHtVuJgv
FSA FEMDOM COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/kteSetxK
FSA SUPER SHORT SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/5Hv6L4si
FSA OLD STUFF FOUND http://pastebin.com/sFHk5huh
FSA FEELS GOOD, MAN (NSFW) http://pastebin.com/h0SSYL7z
FSA SHENANIGANS: DIFFERENT KINDS OF LUST http://pastebin.com/R1MkasyZ
FSA TRANSCRIBED/RECOVERED/EDITED http://pastebin.com/tgSJS5Fc
FSA COLLECTED SCRIPTS & BITS http://pastebin.com/xQQikpuD
FSA CHALLENGES & QUESTIONS http://pastebin.com/zNz1dUSw
FSA WINCEST http://pastebin.com/WRYStF9K
FSA JOI COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/vnhwkMFe
FSA NON-CONSENSUAL COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/i2g6rXRS
FSA DIRTY & ROMANTIC http://pastebin.com/5rCR7cga
FSA TEACHER-STUDENT SCRIPT COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/T128tC2n
DRAMA! (Monologues) http://pastebin.com/U12x7j1L
FSA SWEET TALK (SFW) http://pastebin.com/zi4CxhMg
FSA SHENANIGANS FILE http://pastebin.com/21x8ZTqP
FSA FUNNY to PSYCHO http://pastebin.com/ywFKWKF3
FSA SEXY POETRY COLLECTION http://pastebin.com/REXYZmzD
*mostly (use your judgment)
(Reposted from last thread)
Hi, I'm hoping someone can help me track down a series of recordings I listened to ages ago. I don't think they were originally posted here but you never know.
It was a multi-part series, I remember 3 entries but there may be more, about a woman having an extended affair with her friends fiancée. The first part has her seducing him and them fucking, I recall a line where she said he could cover her face with her shirt and pretend it's his fiancée.
The second part is at the wedding, the narrator and the groom sneak off to fuck in a closet and watch the bride through a crack in the door. Here the narrator starts comparing herself to his wife and saying she's sexier and such.
The third part I don't remember very well but the narrator asks her lover to call her something like his 'secret wife', 'better wife', 'slurry wife' or something to that nature, and jokingly asks if he was going to leave his real wife for her.
Anyone have an idea of what im talking about? I think it was hosted on soundgasm
1. Have you gone to GWA and done a search for 'secret wife" "wife" or "better wife" ?
2. Sounds like it might have been MizS, https://www.chirbit.com/ss but she didn't use soundgasm, wheras so many GWA performers do.
Turtle Establisihing ^_^
My links are: https://www.chirbit.com/Turtle
My latest recordings are:
-Tied up and Titty Fucked: http://chirb.it/L0Akb2
-Please Sir: http://chirb.it/s32JA5
-SIlent Hill Sex: http://chirb.it/wshIAD
-Taken From Behind: http://chirb.it/a8HHzM
I think this is the first time I've lasted 2 threads in ages, woo!
>I think this is the first time I've lasted 2 threads in ages, woo!
Not only that, but you've lasted in one of the longest threads we've had. 14 days it stayed up. Compare it to 4,5, and 6 day threads back when you were more active.
> SFW sweet talk
>NSFW Fem Dom JOI
If you would like to make a request but don't feel okay posting in thread; firstname.lastname@example.org
I'm available for requests but may not get them uploaded until evening my time.
Can a girl record herself humiliating my tiny dick?
I think this was me, although the details are a bit different. First one was seducing the married man and fucking, second I don't remember, third was them fucking in the closet at the wedding anniversary including having him call her his secret wife, fourth was a blowjob while in a phone call with your wife. If that all sounds right to you then I'm sorry to say I don't have recordings anymore :(
If it sounds fun, please do a recording where you're a lamia lying in bed with her boyfriend (or maybe a one-night stand), and you don't want him to get up and leave because his body is so damn warm. So you coil yourself around him and say you want to keep him as your hugpillow for a little longer, or something else cute like that.
AMI's Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/GhostAmi
ANONCHAN 781 http://pastebin.com/u/anonchan781
AZULA'S SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/r6CXDL15
BO Lover's Scripts: http://pastebin.com/saJJhAqK
COVERMEINPEARLS' SCRIPTS: http://pastebin.com/u/covermeinpearls
EL PRESO http://pastebin.com/u/el_preso
ENTRECHAT Scripts http://pastebin.com/UbEc1dyz
ITTY Scripts http://pastebin.com/u/Itty
HORNYGOOD BOY http://pastebin.com/u/hornygoodboy
ORANGE PROSE http://pastebin.com/u/Apocalyptore
SKETCHER Pastebin http://pastebin.com/pSUbMuJ5
SQUEE’S SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/u/squeesex
THIS MAGIC BURNER http://pastebin.com/u/Thismagicburner
TIARA'S Somewhat Kinky Script http://pastebin.com/AufHw26b
TREMOR'S SCRIPTS http://pastebin.com/u/tremor
XIOMBARG'S STORYTELLER http://1d4chan.org/wiki//tg/%27s_Smut_Index#Xiombarg.27s_Storyteller.27s_fics
*Not by any means a complete list
(If you aren't here and you think you should be. let me know. )
Evening FSA, I am back listening to all the sexy ladies getting off. Holy crap theres some excellent talent here. Now.. to my request.
"Hey... you.. you there... don't look so glum. Its not so bad, I know things are hard but look... no listen, seriously... things will get better. You just have to keep your chin up. [wait for silent response 5-6 seconds] I promise, okay?"
Realistic Dick Size Script by VK
Mmm…yes. I’m wanting some cock! Let me just unzip you. Yum.<blowjob noises> What? <pause> What are you talking about. It’s fine. Quite yummy, in fact.<blowjob noises resume> Oh, come on! I am not going to tell you that! <blowjob noises resume> Seriously, I’m having a great time giving you the blowjob of your life and you want….what? What is up with guys and measuring dicks? Are you still in middle school? I mean you never ever hear about women measuring their vaginas! Oh, Jesus, me yelling at you is turning you on? <sigh> Listen carefully: Dick size, cut or uncut, big or small, wide or narrow: I. DON’T. GIVE. A. FUCK. As long as it’s attached to the man I care for, it’s all good! I’m not alone in this, either. Most girls could care less. The only complainers are girls who are small or too tight and can’t take really big cocks, but in all honesty as long as it can do the work, as yours always has, then we’re cool. So can you just shut up about it so I can suck the cock of the man I care about? I’ll domme you some other time, but only if it’s about something grownup. <Blowjob resumes> Mmm….Yummy cum too.
if there's a script you like, I'll do it.
- femdom, femsub; painslut here (and all the SFX to go with it) - will improv if given tasks to do
- pussy worship
- foot worship
- JOI scripts only no improv
- futa/sissy/CD humiliation
- Brosis wincest (BROSIS ONLY)
- LESBIAN/BI/PAN FRIENDLY!! Will do girl for girl work!
- public play/ninja faps
- rape/consensual nonconsent
- wincest other than brosis (no daddy/mommy)
Hello, looking for a fine lady to do an improv. Please roleplay like you're my mom, you dominate me and are in general a complete bitch to me. Boss me around, lots of degredation and name calling. Tell me how I'll never get laid, etc. then you start teasing me about how bad you know I want to fuck you. It gets me fired up and very aggressive and I take your body by force.
You talk dirty to me, telling me to "rape me! Rape mommy!"
Hook me up I need to cum
I Want You, SFW by Nemo
I ain't down for the mommy game, but I'm down for older sis, if you can dig it
>ain't down for the mommy game, but I'm down for older sis, if you can dig it
fuk yeah I dig it Ko. I luvvvv u so long time if you do.
Oh and welcome back btw, missed hearing your voice ;)
>tfw IX gets called a darling by the stunning KO.
It's just a little sentence, and I'm sure this will be very sexy said by a non-french
"Je suis toute seule sur mon lit, tu viens me faire l'amour ?" with a little naughty accent if posible
Ko...wow...I mean...just wow.
Ok, the short synopsis:
FREAKIN' WOW. OMG.
>tfw she just made me cum twice, back to back
I'd post the aftermath but the men here wouldn't approve, you're gonna have to trust me on that one ;)
The long synopsis:
Such incredible raw fucking talent.
>asked to do an improv on the fly
>she delivers an Academy Award winning performance mere minutes later
This is normally where I go overboard and get "creepy" as they love to say, but fuck it. I like to speak my mind and this is it. You're an absolutely amazing person and anyone who is lucky enough to have you as theirs, well I hope they know what they got. I wish I had a girl like you. I try not to get like this, but it's rare when an audio brings out that beast inside of me. But I guess I asked for it ;)
Anyways, thanks angel. Time for round three...
Anytime. Absolutely any freakin' time.
>After 3 orgasms in 15 minutes, the Beast, with his lust temporarily satiated by the sensuous and electric voice of the goddess Ko, quietly returns to his bed chambers...
I Can Be Whatever You Want Me To Be 1/2
I'm a living, breathing fantasy. Your fantasy. Anything you want me to be, that's what I am. For you.
Do you want me to be a princess? Elegant, charming, a smile that lights up any room I walk into. Perfect hair and makeup, simply flawless. The trophy on your arm, a beautiful prize for you to take home. We make love on silk sheets in the moonlight and I coo and whimper when you enter my perfect pink pussy. My hand in yours as I cum so hard and so deep from your slow, steady thrusts. Soft, gentle, a vision of beauty, all for you.
Or maybe, you want a whore. So eager, so willing, every inch of me wants - needs - to be used by you. Push me against a wall, rip my panties down, and take me. Shove me down on all fours and fucking use me. Fuck me as hard as you can. My cunt craves it. On my knees in a bathroom stall, taking everything you give, always wanting more. Screams of pleasure in your ear when you pin me down to the floor and take me. Leave my slut body marked, bruises where your fingertips dug into the flesh of my hips, little red bumps from where you sunk your teeth into me. Take me, use me, fuck me like the whore I am.
Maybe though, Daddy, you make me to be your little babygirl. So innocent and delicate. Looking at you with wide eyes, Daddy, as you lead my hand to your cock and show me just how you like it. Teach me, Daddy, teach me how to please you. Is that what you want? Short skirts and pigtails and teddy bears and little pink tongues all over your big, thick cock? Mmmm, Daddy, you make this little kitty soooo wet. Can I climb into your lap, Daddy? Pretty please? I promise I'll be a very good girl for you.
I Can Be Whatever You Want Me To Be 2/2
Or do you want something else? Something harsh, cruel. Someone who will put you in your fucking place. A Mistress perhaps. Is that what you want? To be told how worthless and pathetic you are. Made to get on your knees, to serve, to obey. To bring you lips to your Goddess' feet. Your tongue worshipping my pussy as often as I wish. Made to pleasure me with no chance of getting any satisfaction yourself. You want that little cock to be locked away, withered and useless, and you want Mistress to be the one to hold the key. Say it. Tell you Goddess you were made to serve Her, made to pleasure Her, made to obey Her.
Or maybe, you'd like to be in charge. Is that what you want? Do you want me on my knees, staring up at you, mouth watering at the sight of your majestic cock? Do you want to hear me beg for it? Say "Please Sir. Please fuck my mouth". Do you want to own me, every fucking inch? Your property and no one else's. Made to pleasure you and you alone. Is that what you want me to be? Your fucktoy, ready and willing whenever you snap your fingers. On all fours, in nothing but a leash and collar, ready to be used, ready to pleasure you. Ready to serve my Master, however he commands.
Does that sound good, baby? Do you want me to be one of those for you? Or maybe, all of them? I'll do it for you baby. I'll be whatever you want me to be. As long as you promise to fuck me harder than I've ever been fucked, make me cum harder than anyone else, I'll be whatever you want. Because I'm yours. All yours.
Native French speaker here, that was adorable.
<3 It'll get better, pumpkin. don't sweat it.
take a deep, deep breath.
let yourself feel and cry - you can feel angry but don't let that be your only emotion.
but in the end just turn on a funny show or comedian and laugh and try to learn to live without someone special again. it's like a breakup and it's hard; it was for me. but you'll be k. k?
she might be too mad to talk right now, which is fine; you can't force her to speak to you if she can't even process what's going through her emotional life right now
do u play undertale
if u do
im assumin yes
>;_; its because its so painfully not-native
Absolutely not, there are French accents that I hate and can't stand.
Yours just put a big smile on my face, it was really cute and pleasent to hear :)
ROFL ur a fucking dork god dammit <3
yeah idk I've lost friends before but there's always a big "talk" type ordeal this one was like ALRIGHT IGNORED BLOCKED DELELTED ON EVERYTHING and im just like... oh... what do I do.
Things out of your control feel the worst.
i get that a lot kek
my unofficial name is "goober"
And now I'm blushing your're a cute! A cute I tell you! Seriously that was super sweet, loved it, Thank you very much mademoiselle.
Bahahaha!!! Omg too funny Loligag. If you came up with that on your own, instant classic ;)
Also, not sure if you noticed it but that collab with Harley last thread blew up. I had guys sending me "MOAR" emails and even had a couple of nuts on Discord going on about it. Excellent work babe!
I was also going to ask, are you feeling any straight shota improvisations atm? I could use a good babysitter or Mommy domination, cock play.
My Scripts in chronological order with descriptions and sometimes tags.
FEATURED WORK: FOCUS ON BABYSITTERS AND CHEERLEADERS
30 Minutes in Heaven with The Babysitter
He's nervous about what will happen at his first boy and girl party, but she has the answer.
Babysitter Slut 2
She demonstrates her devotion by fucking her love and his friend
Line 638 (3 parts)
Babysitter Slut 1
Young girl falls in love with the father of the kids she watches
Line 627 (2 parts)
"Naughty Cheerleader Candy"
She really wants to sell more candy than anyone else in the squad.
Touch By VK(Very Long)
http://pastebin.com/T128tC2n Line 247
A high school graduate fulfills a fantasy she's had for years
and some students....
"Contraband Detention" By VK with SS [Script][F4M][Teacher/Student][D/s][anal][oral][rape][spanking]
Bad student get's caught with a vibrator and is punished.
"The Ride" [Script][F4M][Mf][Teacher/Former Student][Vanilla][Dorm][Etchings][cookies]
A former student rewards her favorite teacher for giving her a ride to her dorm with...um...cookies
Can someone please improv a daddy cock worship audio.
>dirty talk about how you want daddy's delicious cum
>dirty talk about how you love daddy's big cock
>dirty talk abiut how you love being daddy's little fuck toy
just alternate between making kissing sounds and begging for daddy
"I wanna be your sex slave. I want you to hurt me. I want you to make me cry. I'll do anything, anything at all. Whatever you want. I'm such a fucking whore! I need to btrained, need to be broken. I want you to fucking hurt me. I'm so sick of guys pampering me. I want guys to treat me like shit, like the whore I am I need my ass to be tortured. It's really tight. You'll have to force it in my tiny little asshole. I'm waiting. Please don't make me beg for it. Come on! I'm a little fucking pig whore! Hurt me!"
I'm not worried. FSA has ever been blessed with people who can spin crap into gold. I was just keeping vids on in the background, heard her speaking as part of an intro and wrote the lines down. And like a lot of things, I can't tell how fargled it is until I post it.
Are you okay if it takes me a few days? Had some things happen so I'll need a little time to sit down and deal then I can try to figure out how to make this the cutest Lamia improv ever <3 Thanks for a fun challenge, Anon.
Whoever did this, I must thank you. I really enjoy this, I will be listening a good few times.
It makes me smile like nothing else, god knows I'm lonely for that but such is life.
Anything read out in a Harley Quinn like voice, or poison ivy. Bonus points for script below
Haha, you lose! Guess you didn't see that coming didya?!
[Pause and then hum as if a great idea came to mind] I gots a plan for you! *Singsong voice*
[Playful preparation humming]
Ta-da!.. Well?.. Don't just look at it! Say something dummy!..
Damn straight, now... lick it.. go on
[stifled moans and heavy breathing. Getting more and more excited until climax] **Side Note, the longer and more real the climax, the better.**
Good vigilante... good boy.
Soviet and Harley did a thing...
Harley & Soviet Round 1 (Planks/Wall sits Challenge)
[humor, "smack talk", competition, physical fitness]
All right. Time to summon the Night Crew
Chirbi - https://www.chirbit.com/Stray
Let Poem - http://chirb.it/y8OOka
Quick phone fap - http://chirb.it/FbmgBG
Fap Time with Nova dildo - http://chirb.it/zh8rzm
Catgirl wants the knot - http://chirb.it/qfahNk
Modified Stinky Cheerleader's feet script - http://chirb.it/4q6xyv
I had to skip the DD/lg stuff because I can't fucking say that stuff seriously.
Hey Stray, I know you're relatively new to this and just wanted to give some encouragement on your 'Chin up anon' Clyp and say thank you for doing it. Up for singing 'Everything stays'?
And moar fapping plz~ ^^
Wrote this instead of going to sleep:
>femdom, fantasy, mind control, fear play, corruption, mentions of other stuff
Hey everyone, I'm not feeling so hot today, I had an interesting saturday night, so I'm not taking requests for right now. But feel free to request anything and I'll not it down and do it tomorrow <33
My entire porn-writing output for today:
"You want a what? A footjob? Me jerking you off with my feet? O-okay. But then you'll cum on my face, right?"
"You said you had something that I could wash my face with? Why do you have your dick out?"
>Aliena confirmed for permanently gone
Regardless, hopefully she's okay with everything. Nice to see Turtle again though, it's been a while.
I don't really think you have the right to laugh at him considering the shit you've done.
He's just pissanon and he's been a good citizen here for years. Girls will do his request or they won't, it's up to them.
One of the benefits of my time here as OP has been how consistent the thread has become, and that it allows people to come, go and come back and always find us; people like Azula, Aliena, Turtle, and Ko who have come and gone many times.
Aliena was pretty good when she started, then she took time off and when she came back, she was amazing, but nothing lasts forever and real life is what it is. In Turtle's case, we have another performer who has only improved over time. I try not to promote myself too much, but I never tire of pimping FSA. We are a kinky institution.
>Aliena confirmed for permanently gone
And how did you come about this?
>right to laugh at him considering the shit >you've done
Jesus, ease up, cupcake. Who got your titties twisted? And for your information, I was laughing because of how he said it "Requesting all you dear femanons to record yourself peeing."
>all. as in every girl on the thread.
It was just funny imagining each FSA'er to simultaneously make piss recordings for this guy...
>posting since /b/ threads discreetly
I need to catch up with Adventure Time cause I don't know this song thus shitty: https://clyp.it/nxhwfmhk
More fap recordings will happen when I get a day alone.
I'll do all sorts of Domme/subby/slutty things but anything related to loli or little girls makes me cringe too hard.
Willing to do more cheesy cute songs from cartoons cause I just watched Galavant and I'm in a real singing mood. =w=
Actually, I'll sing songs from Galavant or musicals in general. HNGH.
>>posting since /b/ threads discreetly
I think he was referring to the fact that you're new to FSA, which has nothing to do with random.
Considering you've only been here for a relatively short time span, under 6 months. ;)
is IX back? I didnt know so many people were passive aggressive these days
Do you even know what passive aggressive means?
I.E-In short, someone who is very upset about something, yet acts relaxed about it, as if in reality it wasn't really nothing them.
Please excuse me, but how was any of that "passive-aggressive" ? She's new...I was just clarifying it for her.
>is IX back?
Obv. I mean really, this is low quality bait at it's finest. Try harder. ;)
I'M SO HAPPY GALAVANT AND ISABELLA GET A HAPPY ENDING!
True, new to actually saving my stuff over posting anonymously on vocaroo.
Toss me some Dominant scripts and I'll read them.
I tried recording "I want to kiss you" by an anon from the sweet talk bin! I did my best to take out all the background noise but I think there's still a bit of residual warbling, sorry about that ):
Since 04-ish with /b/ and /d/ being my main boards while /soc/, /vp/ and /vg/ being what I mostly lurk now.
Yes please because now Gareth and Madeleine need to have their happily ever after. Also Sid needs someone. =w=
Have two ramble requests to bump the thread with content. I'm always up to ramble about any topic or answer questions.
Fav game, Shadow of the Collosus - http://chirb.it/K46mfb
Ramble on crushes, relationships, and love - http://chirb.it/mCvLHz
Warning: It's long and I dropped all my spaghetti.
>asking for domme scripts
I'm sure there's something very wrong/right with my sexuality, because this is basically all I can competently write.
I listened to your ramble about relationships and I can quite identify with your situation with the anon guy. I'm a similar situation with a girl I met several months ago. We started talking because she said she'd help me improve my English (I'm Argentinian) so we started talking on Skype. Time passed and we got to know each other more and I slowly started to fall for her. I didn't expect her to be reciprocate but she was. So we got into that awkward spot in which we don't know what to do anymore as pursuing a long distance relationship sounds like a call for hurt feelings and tons of expectations which would probably never happen. I feel so shitty about it too because we're both young and we feel it'd be unfair to ask each other to put out lives on hold just for the possibility of a relationship that might not even work.
It's been 3 months since we've confessed our feelings to each other and I feel worse as days pass by.
Anyway, I just wanted to get that out of my chest since this is the only place where I can do it anonimously.
Was just listening to the recording as as I working and you indeed are adorable, mainly when in love and acts like a teenager in love when have such crush even with such experiences. I would say to give him a chance to know him deeply, at the point you would not have any insecurities of sort, from his point of view of the future to marriage views, dunno. That is the thing me and my long-distance-that-I-am-yet-to-meet girlfriend did and I tried to bring her all answers true, I did my best to say even the most uncomfortable things, to child and money so nothing would be much of a secret. Who knows if this guy by your standards, will be a chance for you to be happy for now? :)
Another good day today
>you are summoned.
If it was reciprocate, why not pursue a long-distance relationship? It is not bad as people make it sounds to be, besides, if you guys work hard enough and get to know each other very well, it will be a successful and worth the time spent, don't you think?
That's the ideal outcome but this isn't an ideal world. I lack the means to go meet her in a sensible amount of time and I just can't ask her to wait for me for years. I just can't. I'm 23, she's 18 and going all-in like that might be more perjudicial than anything. Maybe I let my fears and insecurity speak but I also feel I'm not good enough for her and it's better for me to step aside.
Hi Turtle. I think your voice is amazing ( I think I have a thing for your source of British accent) and I hope you'll consider this.
I am nearly on a situation close to you, thing is, we both might be disillusion but we promised together that we will work together for such a future. Ain't ideal world since I don't have university degree and has an ocean of distance but still, we will keep on. I am faaaaar from perfect for me. Goddamn far. But she assured so many times she trust me and loves me as I am that I am holding on so tightly. Hopefully be the same for you. And plus, we can't judge if such we are not good enough for them, we are judging and kinda disrespecting her taste in people, I dunno?
I guess you're right. I just wish things weren't so complicated. I did promise myself to find a way to meet her but being poor and with a shit job makes things really complicated. Best of luck to you, man.
I don't think things are that complicated, if you just tell your partner your situation without giving up before starting, it will be good (plus, you know if such person would support you on tough moments on future)! Thanks dude, hopefully things goes well at your side!
So lovely and cute, I really missed that soft and and beautiful voice.
>mfw Shadow of the Colossus
Have you played the HD version and/or Ico?
What do you think about Last Guardian coming out this year finally?
(I fucking love SotC and it's up there with Link to the Past and Xenogears for one of my favorite games of all time)
Ah. Found on they were called the Worst Best Friend series, by Pippits, and they got deleted. I don't suppose anyone has them saved or some way to still listen to them through the wayback machine or something?
i found the scripts, in case anyone wants to re-record these. No use in letting a good script go to waste!
>Clicking my bookmark for Azula's chirtbit just now
Damn near kakked my pants.
Thank god she put the Mega up so I found her goodbye message.
I really ought to visit the threads more often than I do.
Sleepy Anon here. I suffer from some pretty brutal insomnia, but I've found that girls talking in soothing, relaxing voices helps quite a bit.
Any girls able to do a relaxing meditation recording? Soothing, serene imagery, guided meditation. Anything relaxing.
Pip is/was the master of these but she hasn't done one in a while. Anything kind, soft, and relaxing helps.
Now I'd like you to imagine yourself on the top floor of a busy department store... at Christmas time... Christmas eve, in fact, with shoppers bustling everywhere, tills ringing, flustered counter assistants looking harassed and hot... there's noise and hassle and everybody's pushing everybody else... and patience is becoming strained as whole families rush about searching for those last-minute gifts that they had forgotten all about 'til now... and this is all too much for you and you decide to go down to the next floor, via the escalator... and even the escalator is busy, loaded up to almost maximum capacity... but when you get down to the next floor... you actually sigh with relief because it's only half as busy as the floor above... only half as busy as the floor above... and it's maybe the cosmetics department, because there are women having makeovers and still people trying to buy last-minute gifts... worried young men sniffing at perfume bottles... older men looking at price labels... and it's still too busy for you, so once again you decide to take the escalator down to the next floor... and this time the escalator is only half as busy... and the next floor down is only half as busy as the one above... the whole atmosphere is decidedly calmer and more easygoing... and this is the floor where they sell luggage and all sorts of things connected with holidays... and even though everything feels so much calmer here, you decide to see how things are on a lower floor still... taking to the escalator once again and being pleasantly surprised to discover that there's hardly anybody else on it at all... and when you step out onto the salesfloor this time, you see that it's the furniture department... sofas and chairs, tables and cupboards, bookshelves and display cabinets... furniture of almost all descriptions... and it's quiet and cool down here, hardly anybody around...
... and those that are here are just moving around quietly, gazing at things for a few moments before moving on... and you notice that the escalator has nobody on it at all... and you move towards it and soon find yourself being transported gently down and down and down... with this wonderful relaxed feeling... and as you step of at the bottom, you're interested to notice that you're in the bedding department now and there's not another soul around... just you... and in the peace and quiet of this place, you stroll casually to the largest most comfortable bed you have ever seen in your entire life... and just flop yourself lazily onto it... marvelling at the sense of deep comfort that you suddenly experience... a deep comfort that seems to fill every pore of your entire body... relaxing you... calming you... lulling you into a deep and relaxing sleep... a deep, sound, beautiful sleep... and as you sleep, you have a dream... you dream that you're on the top floor of a busy department store... at Christmas time... Christmas eve, in fact...
There used to be a site where you could get all these scripts, but they put them all behind a pay wall. I have them in a Word Document, but I hesitate to bin them. "Sleepeasy" is one of them.
Right in the heart thank you so much for those audios Honey, they feel so genuine and sincere they really it the spot on the emotional plan.
"I find it a little unnerving, at times, the way he follows me about and just watches me. Each week, his requests…and they are requests…he never demands, get a little more bizarre. Dye my hair, no problem. Maid outfit, that’s fine. No panties, mmm…I’m a little worried about what he will want next week. I just took this house cleaning job to earn a little extra cash, suddenly I’m in my own erotic novella."
"Saliva-wet lips butterfly kiss their way down my belly. I wonder if he’ll remember how I instructed him all those years ago. I sit back, fully opening and exposing myself. I’m trimmed but not shaven and the thick black patch that remains is especially redolent tonight. The aroma floods my senses and fills the room. I know he can smell me, see me, is about to taste that most private part of me, and I’m dying with the expectancy of it."
"We’ve lit candles, stripped naked. He used his ropes to bind my hands. He kneels before me, worshiping my tits. He sucks first one nipple, then the other. I love to be sucked, prefer sucking to licking or nibbling. I squirm on the edge of the bed, my hands cupping his face. I’ve soaked the desk and know without looking that my labia are swollen, that my clit pulses like a heart. I need him to fuck me now."
Where's Ko at? We need to spice this thread up. All this Beta-cucking going on is lowering my testosterone levels and I can't take much more.
>Right in the heart thank you so much for those audios Honey, they feel so genuine and sincere they really it the spot on the emotional plan.
what a fucking faggot. dood, do you even have a set of nuts? I'd like to jam my cock down your throat because you're like a girl.
Kinks/Subjects; F4M or F4TF, Facesitting, Peeing, Femdom, Cunnilingus, Analingus, JOI.
Preferred content; Being reminded that she's in control/I'm there for her pleasure, being told I'm owned by them, cum countdown, peeing in mouth at 1 on countdown, affectionate "good girl" while cumming
No feet or SPH, please.
I'm crossing my fingers. Just now realizing that it sounds kinda picky, so sorry about that.
Shut the fuck up IX! We aren't responsible for your fucking health. That's on you. And thanking people for what they do is courtesy and what keeps them producing. What you are doing is the opposite of that.
Beautiful, that voice, that accent, that softness... <3
Thank you Turtle that was lovely.
"I can't stop thinking about you today... you've been on my mind all day, wanting you... needing to feel your touch all over me... it was all I could think about, my mind wandering,unable to concentrate on anything else... on anything but you... I need you so badly... and I'm home now, on my bed, and finally I can tell you just what I want... what I need...I'm naked... did I tell you that? I'm laid back... here on my bed... and I can't get the thought of you off my mind. I need you... right here between my thighs... right here where I'm touching... right here... ohhhhh... this is where I want you... inside me... filling me... ohhh fuckkk..can you hear how wet I am right now...? That's how much I want you.I need to hear your voice... hear your words... I want to hear you telling me that I'm your slut... telling me what a filthy little girl I am... telling me how you're going to use me... ohhh fuckk I want that... I love being a bad girl for you... I think you know how good it makes me feel...ahhh god I'm touching myself... feels so damn good right now... my fingers gliding around and around... fuckk yes... wanting this to be your hand... your touch... ohh god I want you to fuck me... god... ohh god please fuck me... please... ohhh god I want it... fuck me... do it... I'm so fucking wet... fuck me... please fuck me..." <improvise to orgasm or not>
That was super cute, espicially at the very end.
May I ask where your from? It's just that I really like your accent and I'm not native english speaker.
Deleting the recordings is a pretty clear indication that she retired, unless chirbit got serious about purging NSFW stuff.
But, to answer your question: Where does anybody go? Life takes over. School gets hard, they get a job that takes all their time or makes it dangerous do do sexy stuff. Maybe she was cyber-stalked. Maybe ten million other things we'll never know for sure. Time passes, people grow and change. New people come in.
>is IX back?
the nigger never leaves, what do you mean "back"? and you're luger (probably spelt wrong), right?
That was by Giggle, and I'm afraid you're out of luck.
Long as we're requesting Pip audios, does anyone have the old one where she would say "brudder" instead of "brother" because of her accent?
She did a hairbrush one recently, its on her chirbit now an its great. I'd link you but my phone is slow as shit, sorry man.
You killed the friend, right? or at least dropped him hard.
Hopefully she's leaving for reasons other than her anxiety, but regardless thanks for confirming.
>the nigger never leaves
I'm actually white bro... although I'm extremely partial to Asians, and definitely not racist. There's alot of hot black chicks at work that I'm crushing SO hard on. OMG one looks just like Beyonce and get this, SHE LOVES WHITE BOYS!!!
>Source is I said so
Take it or leave it thats the truth and no I'm not giving out how or why I know
Ok, easy. Obv you've had contact with Aliena, and good for you. Tell her we will miss her.
Call me old-fashioned, but I guess we all expected some sort of goodbye or something from her. Unless you're full of SHIT. And if so, may a hostile McDonalds employee spit on your next Big Mac!
Sketcher returning after bad times...
Here's a quick challenge:
1. Say "Fuck me, Sir" in your cutest voice.
2. Say "Unzip your pants and get your dick out now, boy!" In your angriest voice.
3. Say "Please can I cum, pleeeease" in your most pathetic begging voice.
I don't want to do one of those memy "be like" things, but I wish more people would add things to the thread like Sketcher does. It helps.
Night Cr.....never mind.
That was really sweet and honestly your "rapsy sick voice" is super smooth and very cute.
Very nice relaxng audio, really like your soothing voice and the breathing sounds.
I'm really liking this little trend of sweet relaxing audios, because I really need stuff like that right now.
Thank you girls and welcome JJ.
If you go past the recent stuff on my chirbit there are a few more cuddly/sweet things. <3 Let me know if you find a specific script you want done, okay? My voice is 90% intact right now so it won't be too raspy.
I'm so glad that you found enjoyment in it, and that the hoarse sick voice was a plus. <3
>been a few weeks since I've listened to any of Aliena's lewd recordings
>get on chirbit and log in
>load her page and it's all gone
Please someone tell me there's a back up. She was one of like TWO people I listened to regularly. PANIC
This is the first thing I thought of.
Happy February, new thread that seems pretty cool so far! Hopefully this month will be better than last month!
The Temple Girls Collection
Story Descriptions at the top of the bin
A collection of stories set in a fictional ancient world where sex and magic are combined both to heal and to destroy. The main conflict is the war the "Mad Queen" of the northern kingdoms is waging with dark magic and the efforts of the southern kingdoms to fight back.
The main characters so far are the powerful high priestesses of three temples and seven field healers. All are individuals whose actions will decide the course of this war.
THE TEMPLE GIRLS COLLECTION
"To serve our Goddess, to heal the sick and to protect the weak"
Got the idea to read some kids/folklore stories. Hope you enjoy!
The Tale of Peter Rabbit
Boots Who Ate a Match with the Troll
Three Billy Goats Gruff
The Husband Who was to Mind the House
I'm open to script requests
and I did this improv thing, where you're the boyfriend of my big sister but that's just no good because you need to be mine. wicked sick
Can some gorgeous girl do this for me? My ex used to do it and I'd get all runnin'
Don stepped outside
It felt good to be alone
He wished he was drunk
He thought about something he said
And how stupid it had sounded
He should forget about it
He decided to piss, but he couldn't
(A plane passes silently overhead)
The streetlights, and the buds on the trees, were still
It finally came, he took a deep breath
It made him feel strong, and determined
To go back inside
The couples, romancing, so natural
His friends stare
With eyes like the heads of nails
For being a sty in their engagement
Like swimming underwater in the darkness
Like walking through an empty house
Speaking to an imaginary audience
And being watched from outside by
Someone without a key
He could not dance to anything
He felt he knew what that was
Don woke up
And looked at the night before
He knew what he had to do
He was responsible
In the mirror
He saw his friend
Okay, so after watching this
I have a request.
Any girls from Australia or New Zealand (doesn't really matter) can you just yell into the mic like you're having sex and you're loving it way too much, like angry love, and then you start screaming because the guy's slowing down because it's arousing but terrifying, and you don't want him to stop you want it harder?
Like, use as much aussie slang and stuff as possible, you know, liberal use of 'cunt' and all. You get what I mean? Sort of a mix of being really into the sex, and really angry about the sex. Not hating it, just fucking yourself into a lustful outback fury.
Just thought i'd drop another message incase for some reason my email has not reached you again, you never know. If you havent recieved my message please feel free to email me another contact point, Skype is my main IM if you need to send me a way to contact you as I can receive your emails just fine.
My thoughts are dangerous, The things I dream about doing with you, would make Satan blush. But, tonight, I want to be at the mercy of your imagination. I love the way you tempt my mind....but make my body wait.
You are enough...you have no idea how enough you are. Tell me what to do, baby.
Kiss my neck...bite me....pull my hair...trace my spine...hold me down....use your tongue...make me moan...don't stop 'til I'm shaking. I know your cock has been craving this tight pussy all day. I’ve been craving it. And give me pain. Pain heightens my every sense. More powerfully than any drug, it intensifies colors, sounds, sight, feelings. It's like a glass wall...impossible to climb, but you must, and, somehow you do. There is something about your strong hands. When you grip me with passion I feel so secure and wanted....it's pure bliss...Fuck! I just want you so fucking bad! <cries> I have to touch you with my hands....taste you with my tongue. I want to feel your breath on me, your body against me, your cock in me. I want to look up at you as I suck the last traces of our combined fluids from your cock and purr....thanking you.
I'm wet just thinking about this.. fuck me harder... spank me 'til I come. Fuck texting. I want you here.I want to tear your clothes off and make violent love to you right now.
My mind is filthy, my desires are dark and my body....is yours.
2manyfeels, I fear this happening.
Improv request: your platonic friend asks you to keyhold for him. How do you react?
Another Great Day for FSA!
>not even gonna ask.
Hopefully this meets your hopes for your request.
Waking up in the AM Girlfriend experience improv
I broke up a bit reading this so be warned, feels train is leaving the station.
A teenage love letter; reminiscent
Requesting an improv of an angry Futa demanding a blowjob and threatening physical violence until she receives it. Be descriptive and demeaning, and really build up and draw out the climax with excessive moaning. End with a demand to swallow.
These feels are the reason why I started getting drunk almost everyday. I'm quite literally killing myself slowly. I hope you get things sorted out for you and get in peace with your thoughts and feelings.
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I Like My Men
Like I Like My…
BY SARA K. RUNNELS
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[Originally published January 28, 2015.]
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BRAS – Strapping. Supportive. Always near my boobs.
CHEESE – Sharp. Good with wine. Easily molded.
TV SETS – Modern. Always turned on. With a warranty.
BOOKS – Novel. Unpredictable. With a spine.
LIGHT BULBS – Efficient. Bright. On sale at Walgreens.
CARPETS – Stylish. Rugged. Lets me walk all over them.
PILLOWS – Firm. In excess. In my bed.
BABIES – Adorable. Potty-trained. With a nice crib.
SWEATPANTS – Warm. Resilient. Covered in cookie crumbs.
TAXIS – Clean. Safe. Willing to go to Brooklyn.
FLIGHTS – Smooth. Minimal baggage. With an emergency exit plan.
MIRRORS – Reflective. Full-length. Sees me for who I am.
FLOORS – Polished. Grounded. Underneath me.
KNIVES – Easy to handle. Clean-cut. In the kitchen.
SUNGLASSES – Cute. Protective. Easily Replaceable.
THESAURUS – Resourceful. Good with words. Magniloquent.
UBERS – Friendly. Convenient. Comes quickly.
FILMS – Funny. Original. Contains offensive language and adult situations.
SALADS – Wholesome. Well-dressed. Will lettuce be happy together.
EMPIRE STATE BUILDING – Classic. Distinguished. Indefinitely erect.
RELIGIONS – Philanthropic. Faithful. Interested in all kinds of sects.
TWEETS – Witty. Found online. Full of character.
BRAIN SURGERY – Complex. Open-minded. Faces problems head-on.
U.S. GOVERNMENT – Progressive. Diverse. Relatively debt-free.
WINE – Perfectly aged. On a case-by-case basis. In the cellar.
FACEBOOK WALL – Candid. Likable. Without babies.
KEYBOARD – Silent type. Writes letters. Gives me space.
SUN – Hot. Punctual. Always goes down.
yandere lullaby comin
With the way the lists are organized, it's incredibly difficult to actually find a recording of a specific kind. As such, I figure I may as well ask here: any yandere/obsessive recordings you'd recommend?
I'm totally touched to find out someone noticed I was gone. Here's a ramble. Things have been kind of exhausting here lately.
This is actually supposed to be a different pic from my Helena Bonham Carter folder.
Now I'm obligated to do the sorceress script, so I'm not just posting a random image with no content.
You have a beautiful voice.
Would you mind giving this song a try?
If only you were here to satisfy your little slut's hunger. I've been so bad to you lately, but you can bet I'd make it up to you. Just like a good girl.
You know about good girls, don't you? Good girls never complain, they never say no, they do exactly what you ask, and you can always count on them to have unbelievable sexual appetites...
I hope you still consider me your sweet little girl, because you're still my sexy older man, my fantasy.
I want you to think of me the way I think of you, and just imagine fucking me until I cum all over your big, thick cock. Wouldn't it be fun to introduce me to my first fuck? To open me up where no one else has, and ease in, inch by pleasurable inch. I want a real man, just like you to give me the pounding of my life. I want you to make me scream; I want you to slide your cock in my dripping cunt and shove it up my ass while I'm on my hands and knees begging for it.
I would be all yours for as long as you wanted, even if only for a quick fuck before work, or something casual without question. I know I'd be lucky just to have a taste of you. And god, would I love a taste! I dream of licking and sucking you while all dressed up. I could be a naughty schoolgirl, nurse, or wear elegant, yet sexy lingerie that would make you blush. I'd wear it all for you at your place, just waiting for you to come home to me. My goal would be simply to satisfy you.
To be your cumslut and get covered in your sweet spunk...
I'd kiss and lick just to hear you moan for me. And I know you'd love to feel my tits as well, wouldn't you? A soft schoolgirl's tits squeezed tight around your cock, or to have the nipples fed between your lips as we fuck. It all sounds like bliss to me...
In case it isn't clear this is a challenge
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR MAN CHALLENGE
1. Read through all of them
2. Choose what kind of man you like and use the sentence as the beginning of an improv or shlick session.
A true submissive may get all worked up while performing this so if that's you, then feel free to masturbate along with it.
All right. I hope we STAY BUMPED
Nights seem be dead lately
That shouldn't have been nearly as soothing as it was.
I fucking love audios like this. You're really something special, Pip.
:P maybe you could do a daddy play or cuckqueen script?
"Lets play a game Daddy!" by hinoname
"Our daughter's flirty classmate" by kinkyscripts
This one is kind of long...
It depends on who's asking. And sweet talk about having a tooth removed, or sweet talk about packing all your shit up because you blew it in one state and have to start somewhere else?
Second and third
Dawn gapes wide as the pelvis
I wear as my crown.
I want to stitch a dress
into my skin, I want my
tongue into a shrine, untouchable,
on fire. I dream of a mouth
reforested, Eve left to name
all the animals. I roll in the
dirt with her, Eve’s darkskinned
shadow, Eve’s fingers
mounting my ribcage. Evening
and I sew my leg hairs
into a robe, coat it in salt,
name it armor, name it
appetite. A boy puts his
hands near mine and I crack
open his jaw like a window,
climb in. Tonight I fit my fist
into my underwear, let it
sink me like a stillborn.
I clean my teeth with the rusty
side of a penny, imagine if
images were currency: a mirror
that pays you back by returning
you a limb at a time.
Dawning, K. Chang (via bothwaybeatnik)
Maybe we should run a recruiting drive, or have a bikini car wash. Bake Sale? I dunno.
(pic related) By which I mean, actually have some fresh recordings on it.
I can yandere for you if you have a specific scenario in mind. I gotta wait for my roommate to go to work for the day but after that I'm going to get to work on this pile of NSFW stuff the thread needs from me.
(Warning: Beast. Read before recording, you'll need a cue'd up audible clicking noise.)
I'd like to hear a script about a young girl who finds a large mastiff. She saw his member loose in the air and is talking to a old 90's era audio diary after the fact about how wet it made her, how much she wanted to lay down for him and let his shaft rutt deep inside her. Feeling his meaty thickness, his roughness as he pushes into her tight nearly unused cunt. Her walls pressing down on his shaft and how he finally pushed in his thick knot locking his dick deep into her.
(At this point she's heavily aroused and you may hear her fingering herself.) His dick plowing inside until he comes, his goo entering the deepest parts of me."
(At this point she works until she orgasms, her noises clearly audible.)
"...Casuing me to orgasm, I lay in glowing feelings. I'm his."
(A few moments for the afterglow's stringest effects to fade.)
"After a while I feel his piss on my naked tits, each covered in his scent."
(Cue up a audible click.)
Cruciverbalust by VK (The free puzzle if from the San Francisco Chronicle today)
My knees get weak and my pussy gets wet whenever I see a man doing a crossword puzzle. The kind of man I dream about, fantasize about, is called a cruciverbalist. Just saying that word makes me even hotter. Is this even a fetish? I wonder, but whether it is or it isn't, it makes me crazy horny when he uses his big strong #2 pencil and searches his massive and incisive intellect in just the right way, and he teases those answers out in just the right way, and oohhhhh, puts them right where they're supposed to be.<moan> I like to see a man doing a crossword anywhere: coffeehouse, bus stop, waiting room, breakroom, wherever. But the best times are when I'm dating a cruci<moan>verbalist and we can do them together. When I'm with a man like that, the pencils are always sharpened, the references are at the ready and the shelves are stocked with puzzles. It doesn't seem to matter if it's a daily crossword in the local paper, or a New York Times, Monday to Sunday, hell, I've had a sweet orgasm with a guy doing the TV Guide crossword. <get more excited> Just don't give me word-searches--that's kid stuff. I need that grid, like a rack I can be tied to,<more excited> shackled at each corner, little squares painted all over me and he's filling me in, <long moan> filling me up, completing the puzzle, completing me. <improvise to orgasm>I know what it is. My name is <your name> and I've got Cruciverbalust.
CHALLENGE TIME: GIANT HENTAI PANEL VERSION
How many can you read before the laughter consumes you?
Okay my tooth removal stories aren't sweet and it's rather horrifying. I've had to pack up and kick ass in another state, though! Let's go on an adventure together <3 Even if your mouth hurts. We'll just drink smoothies. Give me a little bit, sorry that I'm late getting back to you, busy few days.
Have a cleaner version of this for a BUMP
Cruciverbalust (cleaner version)
My knees get weak and my breath gets short whenever I see a man doing a crossword puzzle. The kind of man I dream about, fantasize about, is called a cruciverbalist. Just saying that word makes me even more aroused. Is this even a fetish? I wonder, but whether it is or it isn't, it makes me crazy happy when he uses his big strong #2 pencil and searches his massive and incisive intellect in just the right way, and he teases those answers out in just the right way, and oohhhhh, puts them right where they're supposed to be. I like to see a man doing a crossword anywhere: coffeehouse, bus stop, waiting room, breakroom, wherever. But the best times are when I'm dating a cruciverbalist and we can do them together. When I'm with a man like that, the pencils are always sharpened, the references are at the ready and the shelves are stocked with puzzles. It doesn't seem to matter if it's a daily crossword in the local paper, or a New York Times, Monday to Sunday, hell, I've had a sweet time with a guy doing the TV Guide crossword. Just don't give me word-searches--that's kid stuff. I need that grid, like a rack I can be tied to, yeah, shackled at each corner, little squares painted all over me and he's filling me in, filling me up, completing the puzzle, completing me. Wow. I went all "fifty shades" with that didn't I? I know why. I know what it is. I've got a bad case of Cruciverbalust.
I'm not acting like I came up with it or wrote it, retard. Review my post once more, reading comprehension.
If you meant, "Why are you even commenting on a post you didn't create?", the answer to that is because it's well known I'm into Beast audios (among other things). I honestly did not want people here to relate your shit-tier request with me in any sense.
Sunday slumber party hangout atm
I am so sick of the presidential election and I was even before Iowa. All I see in the news lately is blah blah blah Donald Trump blah blah blah don't hate on Hillary's fashion choices blah blah.
Forgot the superbowl was today, actually.
Yes, she is. I don't care for femdom but she makes everything sound great.
I don't have a dog in this fight so I'm just hoping for a good game. STAY BUMPED thread, I'm heading for munchies.
I like this a lot, but... Let's never discuss "true" vs. "false" submissives, okay? Anyway, I think I'm a dragon.
Is Chirbit acting weird for anyone else?
Nah, it was just..um....y'know they would take me at my word and...oh hell. DESU, it was in hope of getting girls to do it and masturbate with it. We are a bit too script-centered and I always try to promote more shlicking. I'm just not a purist about it
Slow your roll, tex! You need to be a lot more specific. What do you mean by older woman? What kind of teacher? Is this a high school teacher male, fucking a student's parent? Or a college-age student fucking her prof. Or is the teacher the older woman?
These threads are so long now, that I need more day and night pictures.
Just rollin in with a script, for whoever would like to try.
>[desperate, public sex, begging, clingy]
(feel free to improvise squeals, whimpers, heavy breathing, and whatever else, wherever you please. Suggested direction is provided between brackets and asterisks, you can modify as you see fit)
Here in France people are freaking out about the state emergency and on how the country is turning into a dictatorship.
Also if any of you lovely girls feels like it, I would love a lullaby maybe with some sweet/relaxing talk to put me to sleep :3
Looking for some ASMR action to include:
> the sound of you running your hands over your chest while only wearing an oversized t-shirt or button-down shirt (unbuttoned)
> kissing passionately right up on the mic (breathy, moany, not super rhythmic)
> whispering things you would say to a guy when you want to make a big mess with/of him
> if you're feeling it, get jiggy with the schliggy action
Please and thank you.
As long as we’re not together in some way, shape, or form – I’m afraid that you’re the person I will always miss.
Even if one day, my mind forever draws a blank, my heart will still bleed of your memory. My skin would never forget your touch.
Even though the sun will continue to rise every morning, the glow in my eyes will never be quite as bright as it was before.
If today were the last day I could hold you in this lifetime, my next life will be spent searching for your embrace in someone else’s arms.
If I don’t hear from you for the next 3 years or so.
If ever we cross paths, and I see that your hair is slightly longer, and your lipstick is a shade darker.
Whether you’ve found a new love, or you’re still lost in an old one.
Just know that I’ve missed you every minute of every day.
— Connotativewords | jl | Forget Me Not
[sleepy mumbling] huh? You're awake?.. Get back to bed... C'mon, you need to get some sleep....Sweetie.. why are you crying? I'm still here.. come on.. [hushing noise/soothing cooing]
[long 5 second pause]
I know sweetie, i know. I love you too.
TL:dr time, yo. 10 days in edition 1/2
>>23236285 >Posted this as the last thread died, hope reposting it is acceptable this early.
>>23236299 >ARE YOU NEW TO THE FSA EXPERIENCE?
>>23236322>My last time.
>>23236362 >FSA BINS
>>23236535 >Can a girl record herself humiliating my tiny dick?
>>23237652 >FSA's Authors*
>>23237983 >Now.. to my request.
>>23238096>Realistic Dick Size Script by VK
>>23238689 >Please roleplay like you're my mom, you dominate me and are in general a c
>>23239398 >I Can Be Whatever You Want Me To Be 1/2
>>23242649 >VK Establishing
>>23243019 >Can someone please improv a daddy cock worship audio.
>>23249136 >If so, requesting someone singing this song.
>>23249695 >My entire porn-writing output for today:
>>23252051>hope you'll consider this.
>>23252605 >Here's a short creepy script if any kinky chick is willing to read it, would appreciate it
>>23253651 >i found the scripts, in case anyone wants to re-record these. No use in letting a good script go to waste!
Dunno what to call this
>>23255824 >Requesting Script.!!
>>23256670>Can I break up the sexy for a bit, and ask one of the ladies for a 'Work out now you dumbass!'
>>23263227>Sketcher returning after bad times...
>>23263307>Has anyone here heard of SpazKid and would they be willing to do a script as sidekick Smash Girl? O
>>23266341>The Temple Girls Collection
>>23267163>Can some gorgeous girl do this for me? My ex used to do it and I'd get all runnin'
>>23267275>Any girls from Australia or New Zealand (doesn't really matter) can you just yell into the mic like you're having sex and you're loving it way too much, like angry love, and then you start screaming because the guy's slowing down because it's arousing but terrifying, and you don't want him to stop you want it harder?
>>23272112 >I Like My Men Like I Like My…
>>23274622 >"If Only..."
>>23280276 >POETRY BUMP
>>23283420 >Cruciverbalust by VK (The free puzzle if from the San Francisco Chronicle today)
>>23283772>CHALLENGE TIME: GIANT HENTAI PANEL
>>23284541>Please may I request a kind femanon to climax while speaking French?
>>23284419>Any chance one of you girls could read my script? its kinda long but I'd appreciate it.
>>23285382>Cruciverbalust (cleaner version)
>>23293396>Looking for some ASMR action to include:
Huskily Whisper These Lines
>and maybe I'll get to writing things
"I'm not wearing anything under this. How soon can we get out of here?"
"Why do you think I always wear my "fuck me" shorts when we go out after work?"
"Don't tell me I'm 'stunning' or 'gorgeous'or any of that. Just tell me you want to take me to bed."
"This is my spare room card. Give me fifteen minutes to get ready, use it and then use me"
"I've never wanted anyone more than I want you right now."
“Come on, baby, be with me.”
“Do you want to play with both of us girls at the same time?"
“Let me show you some magic.”
"I will do whatever you ask and be anything you want me to be."
"Let me give you pleasure."
"In the bedroom, I want someone to take charge of me."
"Stop talking and touch me."
“I didn’t think you were afraid of teaching anything, Sir.”
“I’m on the pill, and I haven’t been with anyone in almost a year, Sir. I really want to fuck.”
“I know I’m a whore who is supposed to be satisfied with whatever I get, but that was amazing!”
Your guide for complimenting
EVERYBODY! YOU ARE SUMMONED!
I've got a bit of a weird request that's been rolling around in my head for awhile.
I was reading a thread on Misterpoll about forced male castration (don't ask) and the idea that in a matriarchy men would be mostly castrated at birth except for a few who would be kept around for sperm, and after the sperm is collected their testicles and penis would be destroyed.
I'd love a story read or told by a female to her female friend or lover (somewhat soothing and protective) detailing what happens to the men in this society, why they are dangerous and must be kept isolated, how their sperm is extracted, and how their genitals are discarded.
As much torture and mutilation as you care to put in, but I'd really like to hear about the milking part and making the male helpless as his sperm is taken from him.
It's extreme, I know, but hopefully somebody
wouldn't mind ahem taking a stab at it.
Decided to write more, might have gone kind of weird.
>same tags, also violence and yandere
I'm sitting in the library reading books, studying...well...pretending to study. See, I've been soiling my panties thinking of being paraded around the library by you, collared and leashed, my cunt stuffed by a dildo inside tight panties and shorts, ball-gagged so I obey the noise rules, while you show me off to everyone, turning this studious little swot into a bimbo fucktoy. Make it happen, Master, just give me my dream of humiliation and use.
More by Sketcher
You just seem to get more perverted every fucking day, tying me up, stuffing me, making me squirt into a potty while you watch.
I'm drooling from the ballgag, dripping from my crotch, and you have more planned for me...a chastity belt, tit bells, a school uniform, a sybian.
"That's just the start", you say, as you twist a large dildo in my squelching cunt.
All I can do is gasp.
Picture Describer Challenge No.1:
Describe the scene in the picture, describe what is happening and how it makes you feel thinking about it.
From one fantasy FSA writer to another, this is pretty fucking hot.
OMG! I can't wait to do this! I've got company tonight but...
>Cunnilingus and descriptions of ultraviolence and no forgiveness asked
Seriously, I didn't know til just now how much I needed this in my life.
That's really gratifying to hear. I enjoyed writing it, but I was a little concerned that it was going too far.
There's something delicious about swinging between sweetness and malevolence.
We were on page 8
22 hours since our last audio that wasn't a shitpost
Picture Describer Challenge No.2
1. Describe the scene.
2. How does it make you feel?
3. How would you feel in this scenario?
So unfortunately I am really sick :c my voice is completely fucked and I'm essentially stuck in bed. It's awful.
So I won't be recording until I'm at least a little better and have my voice back. But feel free to request things, I'll compile them and do then when I'm well again ^_^
for your consideration:
Tourette (Jeanette/Therese) Voerman in 'When schizophrenic, fratricidal vampires masturbate' [selfcest[ (Can you [rape] your split personality? What if she enjoyed it?)
Dragon Age's Morrigan does hands on sex ed. With Kieran. Because ultra-nerdy Md/lb wincest.
D'aww get better soon, try to achieve maximum comfyness at least :3
Also shamelessy bumping my request if you feel like it >>23292996
-daughter caught taking lewd selfies and spanked
(if you want to change this up a bit and make it more natural sounding that would be awesome)
(You're taking naughty pictures and your dad who you love to death bursts in your door)
*surprise* HEY! what.... daddyyyyyyyyyy. No, that's my ph--- *fearful* I was taking pictures. I--- yes.
*super afraid* My underwear... and my butt... and my boobs... and my pussy...
No, no nononono daddy I was just curious I... I'm still a good girl I promise. Daddyyyyy I'm not a slut or something please don't be mad... (trying desperately to calm down your daddy) Just... they were just to show online, I don't actually do anything naughty for real daddy *kisses* really *kisses* I'm still your little girl ok?
*super nervous & stuttery* I-I can p-prove it daddy... I'll sh-show you. Ok?
(You lay on your bed and spread your pussy open. your voice is still very nervous and shaky)
Ss-see? All there. I'm st-still a little girl ok?
(you get up and try to hug your daddy)
N-no daddy I know I'm naked just gimme a hug ok I'm so scared... *kisses, sweet talk, I love you*
(regret but also love and submission) *sigh* I guess.. guess I need a spankin'. Yeah, yeah I do.
*fearful gulp* do you want the paddle or the cane? The paddle, yes sir.
(you hand the paddle to your daddy) Here...
Over the chair? Yes, sir.
(slap your thigh and count to 10. start crying partway through and cry really hard at the end)
(after the spanking your daddy cuddles you, lots of sweet talk. "you're the best daddy in the world", "I'm still your good girl right?" a million kisses and I love you's.
>I'm really not good with sweet talk or improv, sorry :c
Don't sell yourself short I'm sure you would do well :p
But anyway just focus on getting better for now.
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As someone who's won 3 - count 'em three! - rounds vs. leukemia, I salute you, Zantosa.
Ok, that said, ma and many of my fellow chemo pals have a *very* dark sense of humor on the subject. What doesn't kill ya and all that...
Honestly it's probably stress. But if you're serious, here's what I take right now.
>Second best VTM Clan
This is awesome.
I'm a member of some groups on there for different systems. I've joined some fun oneshots over skype and had some that lasted longer. I also met one of the people who went on to be a keystone of my current gaming group that way.
I have at least one NSFW on it's way tonight, maybe two depending. Stay bumped, thread!
take these, vitamin A
vitamin B1 (thiamin)
vitamin B2 (riboflavin)
vitamin B3 (niacin)
take one a day, not multivitamins, iv been sick 4 times in the last 5 years, and i take one of these a day.
And for sleep drink only water, and dont eat after 5pm you will lose energy and sleep well after and take a high dose of magnesium, that will knock you out after a week on it every night
I've tried your sleep suggestions. I've tried pharmaceuticals, valerian, removing all electronics from the room I sleep in, I've tried f.lux, I've tried exercise, I've tried it all. The only thing that gets me to sleep in full manic mode is sex or cuddles with a sleepy friend or SO. Or... a daddy dom person telling me goodnight.
I think my multis contain most of those but I will look into it, I appreciate the tip!
Yeah, most of the people I know who have had cancer have a similar sense of humor about it. Glad you liked the audio.
(pic related) I still believe
Love. Let me tell you how much I've come to love you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'love' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the love I feel for you at this micro-instant. For you. Love. Love.
Finally got an opportunity to give this a listen. Soothing, threatening, hot.
I honestly just wanted to give you a hug at the end.
I was going for that weird Sarah Palin voice, anyone know why she's from Alaska but sounds like she's from MN or the UP? But it didn't really work.
Go home, Am you are drunk and no one believes your lies.
I hope so, she was awesome at it. Wife helping daddy totally use thier underage daughter's bald little holes ... Ungh that just sets me off.
Back to lurking, unless some kind femanon wants a script...
Please uncle, I won't tell anyone. I swear. Pinky swear! So, would you pleeeeeese fuck me? I want you to me my first, and I KNOW you're been staring at my ass. My tits. My camel toe. So, come on - fuck me. Fuck me hard.
Just wanted to let you all know that I'll be going through my chirbit soon and taking out all the less professional or no meaning recordings. So if there are any you want, get them now. If you aren't sure if something will or will not get taken down just ask.
Also, slowly chipping away at my list of recordings to do. I will do them... eventually. All this adulting stuff happened and is sticking around. Apparently adulting is a full time thing, who knew.
Sort of relevant?
Life is a Curious Thing
[god-like perspective of earth and all the little "human" things on it]
Does anyone have any requests for Soviet?
And who are you? And why do you hate me? I'm just a fictional internet 4chan character named InstigatorX, IX for short. I can't harm you in any way, I just like to be nice to performers and use my signature winky face a lot. I'm sorry you hate me, if there's anything I can do to change your mind, please let me know.
Forever ago an anon sent me a script to read as Harley Quinn. I finally did it. Voice is a little off, but I think it's okay. Enjoy!
Harley's New Suit
[Harley Quinn(voiceish) nsfw to Mr. J, Mastubation, schlicking sounds]
I'm not currently taking requests right now. I'm sorry :(