>>45341951 In my PC's case it would be a drow maiden, and he'd be pretty happy about it. They can settle down for a nice, simple life, attended by the hundreds of followers drawn to the PC by his thrall call.
>>45343075 Clearly she did your character a solid by using magic to transfer your unborn child into her so you can keep adventuring with out worrying about endangering your child. But being a changeling she didn't think to tell you this before hand. Or ask your permission. Or to keep in touch/easy for your character to find...
>>45341951 Apologize to his halfling wife, take off his armor, and fall from grace.
Not knowing how he possibly could have possibly spilled his seed without knowing, he would help the woman take care of the child.
There would be too much regret for him to ever love her. He had been saving himself for his previous lover until after the danger was over, until he could live a peaceful life with her. Along with that, he can't forgive himself, so he casts away his paladin powers.
Later down the line, he probably grows bitter and starts to drink. Working his shift, sleeping, and only looking forward to drinking again. Both the child's mother, and his former lover will try to stop him, but it won't work.
He will just grow more depressed. He will live slightly longer than a normal human, being a half-giant. But will pass miserable.
He'd start wondering how the fuck they got to his reproductive organs, and how the fuck they still work after he sealed them away along with the rest of his organs in his temple. After figuring that out he'd be overjoyed that he finally has a child, and do everything thing he can to keep it and the mother safe. He's a skeletal preacher by the way
>Let's dispel this fiction once and for all that Seaian Darksbane doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing; he is undergoing a systematic effort to change this country and make Fairhaven more like the rest of the world. If I'm elected we'll embrace what makes Fairhaven the greatest country in the world.
WE'RE GONNA BUILD A WALL AROUND THE FOREST, AND IT'S GONNA BE YUGE! THE PROBLEM IS, WE AREN'T WINNING ANYMORE. WE LOSE TO THE HUMANS, WE LOSE TO THE DWARVES, WE LOSE TO THE ORCS, AND IT'S BECAUSE STUPID PEOPLE, VERY STUPID PEOPLE, ARE RUNNING THIS FOREST. WE'RE GOING TO WIN, AND WE'RE GOING TO KEEP WINNING, WE'RE GOING TO WIN SO MUCH THAT YOU GET TIRED OF WINNING. WE'RE GOING TO WIN AT ARCHERY, WE'RE GOING TO WIN AT BEING RANGERS, WE'RE GOING TO WIN AT MAGIC. MAKE ELVENKIND GREAT AGAIN DONOLDOLAS THIRD CENTURY.
>>45344107 >Later down the line, he probably grows bitter and starts to drink. Working his shift, sleeping, and only looking forward to drinking again. Both the child's mother, and his former lover will try to stop him, but it won't work. >This is where your adventure begins
>Marry elf, become house husband for the first three years of the child's life >Become mercenary dad for the next three and end up sending large sums of money home to my wife >Rinse and repeat until she's old enough to strike out on her own >Extend my lifespan via magic so that I can do this in youth >Be 600 years old before I show signs of aging and if my descendants want to extend their lives I tell them to get off their asses and learn the magic necessary to make it happen >My character can support and work with basically anything
>>45341986 This is also my response for my current character. She's also married.
For my human cleric of the god of freedom and travel, he'd probably insist that they come with him: the only way to live is seeing the world. They'd come with him, they always want to come with him. He really would've made a good paladin with all that charm and likeability.
No. Fuck this. /pol/ can be awful (less so when they have an agenda instead of general MUH JOOS shit, ironically), but reddit is an evil that must be fought at every turn without mercy or reprieve. I've been here too long to see /tg/ become sterile, censorious, and bland like every other board for my hobbies on the internet has. Enough is enough.
>>45346256 >ignore problems and they go away >implying this has ever worked
Steadfastly telling anyone who expresses signs of redditing to fuck off either drives them away or forces them to integrate into our culture. It takes zero effort. Fuck off gay robot, see? That took me less than a second to type.
Besides, GG was an evil misogynistic attack carried out by 9gag, don't you know? Shekelshoah was the brave and very successful attempt by average concerned citizens to alert advertisers of what they were endorsing and dinged Gawker to the tune of seven million dollarydoos.
I'm curious about your use of "you all", though, are you implying you're not one of us, comrade?
>>45346188 /pol/ intentionally shits up every thread it can making it more /pol/, quests mostly stick to their own threads, venturing out every now and then to annoy the rest of the board with their newfagness
>>45346220 >>45346290 I'm not talking about reddit vs /pol/, I'm talking about quests vs /pol/, I wasn't even aware quests were a thing outside of 4chan
What if what we're seeing is just 4chan culture resurging after slumbering for so many years? I remember /pol/ hijackings being a lot less subtle and a lot more blatantly nazi themed. These days, any hint of not being a diehard progressive merits a "go back to /pol/" response, and it's annoying because progressives are by far the worst people to try and run a serious game with political intrigue with.
GG was started because a guy from /r9k/ has his girlfriend cheat on him with Gawker employees to get her shitty game some cred and greenlit on steam.
/r9k/ mods censored him, and no one spoke out. /v/ mods censored him, and no one spoke out.
So he logically went to /pol/ who went batshit crazy, and called down a reign of terror... ending in the exodus of the majority of decent pollacks. So when I say "you all," I mean everyone who left and everyone who stayed and did nothing. So yes, I am not one of YOU, certainly not. No real 4chan native who did everything they could to stop the incursion would be spouting shit like:
Me too, but I remember the days when there were nothing but fun and interesting threads with a sprinkling of normal shitposting. Now the shitposting and most of the memes are gone, and the board is divided between quest threads and informative threads (people asking questions, system generals, etc.). The informative threads are useful for my games, but I kind of miss when this place felt like a community with its own jokes and conversations and cultures, when it wasn't so heavily moderated and was the go-to sci-fi/fantasy board in general. If I had the choice, I'd take the modicum of shitposting and irritating crossboarders (the days after MLP hit were almost as bad as the furry spammer days) over what we have now.
Fun fact, back when the whole GG faggotry was going on, I got kicked out of one of the best Exalted groups I'd ever had because I inadvertently called one of those women a clever con artist. Fuck progressives in gaming, fuck their Blue Rose, fuck their "fluff must match our tastes or we'll call you a bigot" shit, fuck their "noble savage" orcs and kobolds.
Nice dubs, but wasn't /v/ steadfastly behind him at the time? I remember /v/ got blamed for a lot of the shit /pol/ did in that incident because, at heart, /pol/ is everything it accuses the proud Jewish people of being.
Actual /pol/fag here. Board culture there was a lot worse before and during GG than after. Back then it was all nazi memes and accusing each other of being JIDF or Australians. Now we ressurect ancient Egyptian gods to meme Trump into the presidency and begin American conquest of the world.
We have created a real-life PC, /tg/. A man who is openly in favor of killing monsters and taking their loot. A man who might team up with Putin to start the final Crusade. This is everything you wanted, a world of adventure. Aren't you proud of us?
>>45346566 > So when I say "you all," I mean everyone who left and everyone who stayed and did nothing. So yes, I am not one of YOU, certainly not. No real 4chan native who did everything they could to stop the incursion would be spouting shit like: "Abusing people makes them integrate or leave"
Whoa nigga. I was on /tg/ the whole time, are you angry at Anons who post on /pol/ or Anons who don't post on /pol/?
Also, no real 4chan native who did everything they could to stop the gay robot incursion would be spouting shit like:
This. /tg/ is the last decent place on the internet to discuss traditional games and I am sick and tired of having to tread on eggshells around other people's mental issues or race or sex. I play these to relax, man, if I wanted trigger warnings and "support for genderfluid PCs" I'd get a sociology degree.
The informative threads are shit too, because there's less space only a really broad or controversial question is likely to get any attention or responses. Quest Threads need their own dedicated board, and I say this as someone who hates splitting boards.
He would be very confused, as he has no idea when he would have screwed an elf, but he would spend a considerable chunk of time lecturing the child over why orcish culture is superior and teaching him orcish ways.
>>45341951 >Elves Alright, listen to me you knife eared piece of shit. If i wanted a half-elf abomination i'd of gone and stuck my cock in one but if one day it came to that i'd rather take my dick between two grindstones than have a flimsy shit of a child
>>45345872 Dwarves use a fucking axe as their signature weapon (for logging, presumably), and they're rich as fuck, while elves are impoverished longbow maniacs who are known for resenting trespassers. Its a perfect fit.
Elves likewise have every reason to be brain meltingly regressive. Your average elf is about, what, 250, and an older one is 500 or so? So if you had an elven region in the modern world, you'd have the younger, more liberal elves have American Revolution era values, probably about how only white land owning males deserve rights, and older, more traditional elves probably believe in feudalism and the divine right of kings.
I will agree it doesn't work too well with dwarves but elves do tend to delegate work to the other races while being amazingly impoverished. Just about any metaphor with dwarves is going to be ROYALLY fucked up because they're usually identified with Tolkien dwarves, which tend to be a bizarre combination of "unbelievably hard working dudes" + "Jews" which does not compute.
>>45341951 First of all, maiden means virgin. So elf maiden bearing a child is an oxymoron. Second, if the elf maiden got pregnant by a female elan, who are infertile anyways, that would just make a right mess of things. The number of things that have gone entirely wrong in this scenario are really quite overwhelming.
>>45346627 Part of the loss if community comes from too many anons viewing all of our games and conversations as something to win, instead of something to have fun with. I was looking at that immortality challenge thread 12 hours ago or so, half the posts were just "i live until i want to die" or something equally bland. Or they just repost the same screenshots of old stories, without wanting to make their own.
The quests...if there were fewer of them, it'd be okay. At least they're making new stories. Sometimes they're good, sometimes they suck. But at least it's something new.
>>45341951 He would wonder how that she-devil tricked him and purge her and the abomination from the land. This treachery would probably spark him to unite the humans under one banner and drive the undesirable races from the lands. >my PC's are almost always racist towards elves and other non-humans (such as orcs and most non-human humanoids) >dwarves are pretty chill though, let them work in their mountains with free reign to do what they wish
>>45341951 >Main character is a homeless ,reverse alignment, Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs At Midnight expy with two "Illegally adopted" teenage runaways already. And a habit of getting unstuck in reality and globetrotting thanks to his friendship with an actually respected super.
Well diapers might become an issue, but his high urban survival skill means the kid won't go hungry or cold, And the Scumbags of millennium city know better than to mess with anyone associated with Vic Nitro.
Wonder hoe it happened and eventually blame his rogue buddy who likes to get him drunk in an attempt to get him to fall. Attempt to find reconciliation with the mom in the form of him occasionally visiting and giving gold(He's a professional suicider who delves into the underdark frequently to fufill his oath of vengance against the Drow.)
>>45341951 Get as far away from them as possible, maybe even send them to Australia. He's a shadowrunner with a Corporate Limited SIN. If someone connects them to him, they will be in serious shit, best case scenario is they die quickly.
If this is somehow all avoided, then I love my impromptu family and make sure to see them whenever it's safe.
My son will hate me, my elven wife will regret meeting me, but I will live on for them.
>>45341951 >tfw my character is a slut changeling bard who'll sleep with most anyone who's attractive
Panic. Panic hard. The baby has a 50% chance to blow my cover as a non human. Might have to kidnap her under the guise of a cult to get the baby. Let her go afterwards and keep the baby if it's a changeling, or leave them alone if it's a normal elf. God, I would be so screwed if it was discovered I was a changeling.
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